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00:28Come on, come on.
00:50Come on.
01:18Come on.
01:56Come on.
02:22Come on.
02:54Come on.
03:46Come on.
04:04Come on.
04:07Nick loves you.
04:08Nick loves watching my ass when I clean his house.
04:10That's...
04:12Fair.
04:13The Sperlings loved Ariana.
04:15They fired her a few days ago when Mr. Sperling's watches went missing and they blamed her.
04:20That woman practically raised Chelsea.
04:26Was that you?
04:27Sorry about your friend.
04:29Well, you have bigger problems.
04:31Honestly, I never liked her.
04:32In that case, you're welcome.
04:34What, they don't pay you enough money at the bank?
04:36It was a hedge fund.
04:37I don't care.
04:37Your boss fucked my wife.
04:39My boss fucked me out of a job.
04:41Okay, so you lost your job and your buddy and your wife.
04:46That's a pretty bad couple of years.
04:49Yeah, well, I'm waiting for you to tell me just how bad it's gonna get.
04:52What were you gonna do with that ring?
04:53I got a guy.
04:54And your guy would've told you to fuck off.
04:56This is not a Cartier necklace.
04:58A ring like that gets really hot once it's being reported.
05:00I figured Nick wouldn't notice for a while.
05:02I think that you just wanted to take something that he loved.
05:05Like he did to you.
05:06I take it you knew about them.
05:09Before me, I mean.
05:11Let's just say you weren't the first person to walk in on them.
05:14That's humiliating.
05:15For them?
05:15For me.
05:17Like I said, you have bigger problems.
05:20So what are we doing here?
05:22You would've called the cops already if you were going to, so.
05:33I'm gonna keep your secret.
05:36I owe you.
05:37And you're gonna keep mine?
05:38I'm sorry, I don't know your secret.
05:40He's the same as yours.
05:42We're partners now.
05:53A paper shadow in a house of stone.
05:58The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat.
06:04I never knew how far the ride was gonna go.
06:08Till I look back at the smoke.
06:11You can't keep up with the Joneses.
06:16Don't wanna run for the roses.
06:21I got my pocket opposing.
06:27Sometimes I wonder why.
06:29Sometimes I wonder why.
06:31I just don't have the Joneses.
06:37Don't wanna smell their dying roses.
06:42I got my pocket full of pulses.
06:47I don't keep up with the Joneses.
06:51I just don't have the Joneses.
07:16Hey, Ron!
07:18Come on! Marley!
07:21How are our perfect grandkids?
07:23Did you hear Tori won her tournament?
07:24We did. We heard all about it. Congratulations.
07:27We're so proud.
07:28It's remarkable, really, how resilient she is.
07:32You should come to her next match.
07:34Invite us and we'll come.
07:36Oh, I'm sorry.
07:37I assumed your son had invited you.
07:40It's fine. Tori called afterwards.
07:42She sent me a picture.
07:43I told her she could always come by our place
07:46if she needed a break from all the chaos.
07:50What chaos?
07:51She didn't mean chaos.
07:53Pretty sure she did.
07:56What chaos, Marley?
07:58You know something I don't know?
08:00I'm just not as close to it as you are.
08:02No, you're not.
08:06I think you forgot to grab the oatmeal.
08:13She didn't mean any of that the way it sounded.
08:16Oh, yes, she did.
08:17I guess what I meant was,
08:19she doesn't mean to be the way she is.
08:26These people are assholes.
08:27There's no getting around that.
08:29But you work in a profession that tracks and breeds assholes as a man, of course.
08:34And I know, it sucks having to put on your suit and go ask guys beneath your pay grade for
08:38a job.
08:39But ultimately, you and I are in sales coup.
08:43We sell ourselves.
08:44You know what they say, trading sucks, sales swallows.
08:47Is there any way you could postpone this lecture?
08:50I just ran into Harvey Ratner.
08:51I will pay you to stop talking.
08:54With what?
08:55The Ratners are consolidating their operations and looking to put in a new CIO.
08:58The Ratners? I'm not dead yet, am I?
09:00I know, it's not ideal, but right now more than anything we need you back in the game.
09:05I just need to take a beat.
09:08You're already taking a beat.
09:10You can't take a beat from taking a beat.
09:11What are you worried about? I paid your bill.
09:15Yes.
09:16A brown bag of cash.
09:17I don't think that isn't keeping me up at night.
09:20I need you back at work.
09:21Cool.
09:23You need you back at work.
09:24I think what I need is a little hiatus.
09:27Sure.
09:30Or...
09:31I'm just spitballing here.
09:33Maybe that will leave you well and truly fucked.
09:36Now is not the time for a hiatus.
09:38Now is the time for a solid, low-level panic.
09:42You heard Massey.
09:43God only knows how long this lawsuit will take.
09:46Nice of you to join us.
09:47Sorry, sorry.
09:48Jesus.
09:49Ten after.
09:50Calm down.
09:51You know, the old-timers already beat us to the first tee.
09:54Sorry, I got waylaid by my fucking contractor.
09:57You know, if the man could work as fast as he bills me, we'd have been done months ago.
10:00Our last renovation almost ended the marriage.
10:04Are you married? I hadn't noticed.
10:06Fuck you.
10:07How far over budget are you?
10:09Oh, you mean there's a budget.
10:10Someone should tell my wife.
10:11If Grace does have an eye, tell me about it.
10:14There it is.
10:18Brad, did I hear you fired your housekeeper?
10:20I had to. My Risharmille got stolen.
10:22How do you know she took it?
10:23I don't, for sure, but she was the only one who had access.
10:26Besides, she was getting way too comfortable.
10:33It's a good excuse to, you know, bring in some new blood.
10:36That watch is a serious piece of hardware.
10:40Any chance it might be recovered?
10:41Maybe, if the cops gave a shit, which they don't.
10:44The detective thinks I just misplaced it.
10:47Like, like I'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million dollar watch.
10:51So you told the cops?
10:53Yeah.
10:54I needed a police report for the insurance.
10:58Nice.
10:58So you're covered.
11:01Sure.
11:02We'll get a fat shack, but it's a limited edition piece.
11:07Irreplaceable.
11:07Lisa has an uncle who works in the Diamond District.
11:09You can probably get it for you on the gray market.
11:11You can ask her about it at Mel's birthday thing.
11:13Gordy.
11:16What?
11:17Guys, I'm invited.
11:19It's fine.
11:20Seriously?
11:21Yes.
11:22You see?
11:25There you go, Barney.
11:26There you go.
11:35Hey, do you have a copy of yesterday's night report?
11:37Oh, yeah.
11:38Let me pull it up.
11:45All right.
11:46Give me another minute here.
11:54Well, next time.
11:55Yeah, my friend.
11:57You.
11:57You owe me.
11:59It's your turn.
12:00No.
12:00Yeah.
12:01What?
12:04I sent it over to you.
12:09All right.
12:10We covered the tables at the bar, the dance floor over the pool.
12:13So we'll do a whole indoor-outdoor thing with seating for $150.
12:16What can we do about that?
12:17We are coffee months.
12:18Don't ask me.
12:19Hey.
12:19Come on.
12:20We gotta hit all four floors here.
12:22I want a full permethrin spread.
12:23I want vinegar seals the worst.
12:26Okay.
12:26We could do a flower wall.
12:29Hide that whole section.
12:30Or we could build a board wrap of some kind.
12:33What do you think, Notorious?
12:35Why not both?
12:36More is more.
12:37I know.
12:38More is more.
12:39What's going on here?
12:40Hey.
12:41It's the almost birthday girl.
12:43You weren't supposed to be home yet.
12:45Melanie.
12:46Jane Reuben.
12:47Reuben Catering and Events.
12:49Ah, nice to meet you.
12:49Nice to meet you.
12:51I told you I didn't want to party.
12:53No, no, I don't.
12:53Sorry.
12:54Hey, Jose.
12:55Hey.
12:56Come on, Mom.
12:57You can't cancel now.
12:58Nana Pops are gonna be so disappointed.
13:00You called my parents in Boca?
13:02It was gonna be a surprise.
13:03I'm flying them out.
13:04My parents are not coming here.
13:05Why not?
13:06Come on, Mom.
13:06It's gonna be great, Mom.
13:08Nana's totally not racist anymore.
13:10Remember that Uber driver she told us about?
13:11Mom?
13:12That's why I'm calling?
13:14That is not happening.
13:18Oh, good.
13:18Is this okay?
13:19She'll come around.
13:21That's what my dad said.
13:24I'm sorry about this.
13:26I think Mick and I just had a miscommunication.
13:31Well, I can tell you he is going all out for you.
13:36I wish my husband would think more like him.
13:38Aww.
13:39Oh.
13:39How long have you two been married?
13:51A lot of shopping bags in your closet.
13:53Half of them are returns.
13:55Oh, and Lily needed a new saddle and equipment for horseback riding.
13:58What's wrong with your old son?
14:00This one's for dressage.
14:02Apparently, our daughter has a very strong seat.
14:05Ugh.
14:05I know it's a compliment, but it just sounds like an insult.
14:10Why?
14:12What's wrong?
14:13I think, with the renovation and everything, we should try to cut back on spending.
14:18Just for a little while.
14:19Hey, are we okay?
14:20No.
14:21It was just a little cash crunch.
14:24We're fine.
14:25Good.
14:25Good.
14:27Because, um, we can always return the specter.
14:34Or, um, I don't know, I guess I could stop wearing these expensive pajamas.
14:49Better?
14:56Let me see it on again.
14:57Oh, no, no.
14:57I don't know.
15:05Oh.
15:06Oh!
15:07Oh!
15:08Oh!
15:09Yes, as an anomaly before, October 31st, 1984, this prime minister will happen.
15:16Who is...
15:17Jack Black.
15:19Ah.
15:20Hey, wanna watch a movie?
15:24No gig tonight?
15:26Mm, private event.
15:28Come on, we can watch one of your kung fu dragon films.
15:32I know there's no literal dragons in any of those movies, right?
15:34Well, that's disappointing.
15:35What is S.O.S.?
15:39Are you using your chest as a bowl?
15:42Yeah.
15:42It's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system.
15:46Disgusting.
15:47What the fuck is that?
15:49It's probably mom, with a vacuum cleaner, wanting to talk about your life decisions.
15:54You're worse than the kids.
15:56Coming!
15:58Who is Alice Cooper?
16:07What are you doing here?
16:08I need to talk to you.
16:15I shouldn't be here.
16:16And yet, here you are.
16:18Massey's in Jack's pocket.
16:19What?
16:20Massey was in Jack's office today.
16:22Yeah.
16:23I gave you a heads up on that right before you hung up on me.
16:26He's my lawyer.
16:27This didn't look like that.
16:29What?
16:29What did it look like then?
16:30Like Massey's in Jack's pocket.
16:32There are laws against that.
16:33Did you pay a retainer?
16:35Sign a contract?
16:37You said it'd get back to me.
16:38Shit, are you sure?
16:40Think of everything you know about Jack.
16:42And Massey.
16:45Hire someone else.
16:45Yeah, I really wish you wouldn't.
16:52What's Jack giving you?
16:54What?
16:55For all this.
16:55What's Jack giving you?
16:56What?
16:58A higher floor.
17:01Drax.
17:01He'd fire me if he knew I was here.
17:03I know.
17:04I appreciate it.
17:07I'm gonna go.
17:12Well, uh, thank you for coming by.
17:16You must be wishing you never met me.
17:18Oh.
17:21It was a fun weekend.
17:25It was.
17:58It was.
18:00Who was that?
18:02Fucking everybody.
18:04What is going on with you?
18:12God.
18:16Give me a second.
18:18Yeah.
18:19Hey.
18:21Already?
18:23Yeah.
18:26Yeah.
18:26I mean, sure.
18:30Okay.
18:30I'll be right there.
18:32Great.
18:34I gotta go.
18:43When Elena said she wanted to be partners, it turned out she meant immediately.
18:46So now I would be committing felonies with the housekeeper of the man who was sleeping with my ex-wife.
18:51Which, if nothing else, was a pretty good indicator that my little enterprise was already spinning out of control.
18:56On the other hand, it was never a bad thing to have some backup.
18:59Hey.
19:00What car is this?
19:02Snakes.
19:03Or errands.
19:06Nice touch.
19:09What's that?
19:10Wi-Fi jammer.
19:12Kills the cameras.
19:14You've got gear.
19:15The right tool for the right job.
19:37Are you sure about this?
19:40Mm-hmm.
19:41Are women supposed to be sentimental about their jewelry?
19:46Not about the panther.
19:48It's from her ex-husband.
19:50Audrey told me that she kept it out of spite in a divorce.
19:52She never wears it.
19:53How does she know that?
19:55Audrey knows everything.
19:57Turned out the housekeeper network was a real thing, and there was almost nothing about us that they didn't know.
20:02They were a social network, like any other, supporting each other, covering for each other, spreading information like currency across
20:09the neighborhood.
20:09These women, moving quietly and unobtrusively through our lives, were quietly and unobtrusively taking note of everything.
20:17And sharing it in WhatsApp groups and weekly card games.
20:21And Elena, she was at the center of it all.
20:26We did four jobs in two weeks, all surgical, all clean, all thanks to Elena.
20:31Everything was where she said it would be.
20:33And it was all stuff no one would miss for a while.
20:36If ever.
21:03One more time
21:45We had a good thing going.
21:47All we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy.
21:54Okay, so this guy that we're meeting?
21:57Hector.
21:57Hector.
21:58What's his deal?
21:59He works for Charter Security, which they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood, so he can help us.
22:04Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point.
22:07Okay, I'm going to think of him more as a consultant.
22:11Where are you?
22:14Seriously?
22:15It's a family dinner.
22:17You thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction?
22:20What introduction?
22:20He's my cousin.
22:22Saludos.
22:24Hey!
22:26Hey!
22:31Take it easy.
22:34Take it easy.
22:35Take it easy.
22:35Take it easy.
22:37Take it easy.
22:39No, I turned to be novio.
22:41Coop, this is my little brother, Chivo.
22:43Hey, Chivo.
22:44How do you do?
22:46Hola, Primo.
22:47Primo.
22:47How are you?
22:48Good.
22:50You brought a tender date to my house?
22:52No.
22:53This is my business associate.
22:55Can we please talk alone?
22:58Man and a girl, Chivo.
23:02Ready?
23:03Yeah.
23:07No, no way.
23:08I'm not getting involved in this shit.
23:09And it's not cool for you guys to ambush me like this.
23:12Okay, just for the record, I didn't know that you didn't know.
23:15And I would never have supported this ambush.
23:18You're not getting involved involved.
23:20You're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes.
23:23Oh, just that.
23:24And we'll pay you $5,000 per code.
23:25What?
23:25Okay.
23:27Primo.
23:28Pero tú estás loca.
23:29¿Qué tú estás haciendo con este tipo?
23:31Yo sé lo que estoy haciendo.
23:32No te preocupes.
23:32Si lo pillan, Echo es una abogada que hace un trato.
23:34A ti te deportan.
23:36Punto.
23:36Pierdes todo.
23:37Él tiene más que perder lo que tú piensas.
23:39¿Qué es lo que tú estás haciendo?
23:41Lo que hacen todo.
23:42Yo sé que tú te matas trabajando doblemente a Julio se cura de la espalda.
23:46Es demasiado para ti, mi pana.
23:48Entonces dice que merecemos esto.
23:50La vida no te da lo que te merece,
23:52sino lo que tú puedes negociar.
23:56Esto se trata de lo de Chiu.
23:59¿De qué tú hablas?
24:03¿Hm?
24:05Tú debes ir a black and chiu.
24:09Cinco mil por código.
24:11¿Qué tú dices?
24:17I get paid in cash, up front.
24:19Okay.
24:20We haven't had a chance to discuss this fee internally,
24:23so maybe we could put a pin in that
24:24and maybe we can sidebar.
24:26Can you...
24:38I thought I saw a Dominican Republic flag
24:40back at your cousin's house.
24:41Is that where you're from?
24:42Yeah.
24:44When did you move here?
24:46I was, uh, 23.
24:48My parents wanted to get me away from some bad influences.
24:52Oh.
24:54What kind of bad influences?
24:57Keeping it vague, huh?
25:00What does it matter?
25:01I've been here 12 years,
25:02and look at me now.
25:03Robbing houses with a banker.
25:05It's...
25:06a hedge fund,
25:07but whatever.
25:09You could use a housekeeper.
25:11I have a service.
25:12It comes twice a week.
25:13Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:16Getting ripped off.
25:19So, you know,
25:20you never did tell me
25:21why you didn't turn me in that night at Nick's.
25:24I wanted in.
25:25Well, yeah,
25:25but why?
25:29I mean, look,
25:29if we're gonna be partners,
25:30we might as well know at least
25:32this about each other.
25:36I've been cleaning houses 10 years.
25:38I know women who've been doing it
25:39into their 70s.
25:40And for what?
25:43What do they get?
25:46At a certain point,
25:47it feels like not taking the shortcut
25:49is a bigger crime than the actual crime.
25:52But what's the end game?
25:53Bringing my parents here,
25:55for starters.
25:56I know an immigration lawyer
25:57might be able to help with that.
25:58You make it sound like
25:58all I have to do is
25:59sign the right forms.
26:01It takes a lot of money
26:02to get them here.
26:03It takes even more money
26:04to keep them here.
26:05And giving them a life.
26:09Fair enough.
26:10And then there's Jibo
26:11getting in trouble faster
26:12than I can get him out.
26:14You wouldn't understand.
26:15I don't know if you're right about that.
26:18They just moved my sister in with me.
26:21In here?
26:21Yeah.
26:22And you're okay with that?
26:23Yeah, I mean, you know,
26:25I don't know,
26:25you get used to living with people.
26:29There's a presence.
26:30Even if they're not in the same room
26:31or if you're asleep.
26:34An empty house just feels different.
26:37More like a tomb, you know,
26:39and then you start looking
26:40for any excuse to not come home.
26:42And that, I can tell you
26:43from personal experience,
26:44leads to some very poor decisions.
26:46I should get your money.
27:06You're cut from the last two jobs.
27:11You're going to count it?
27:15I trust you.
27:16No, you don't.
27:17Not yet, anyway.
27:19I'm going to count it when I get home.
27:21That's what I would do.
27:27Thanks for a beer, Groot.
27:32You sure about Hector?
27:34You sure about any of this?
27:39Okay, so the anniversary
27:41of your first episode is coming up?
27:43Ah, next week.
27:45I would have been married 11 years.
27:50Were you tempted to reach out to Bruce again?
27:54No.
27:56I do wonder
27:57what he would have gotten me
27:59as a steel anniversary
28:01or turquoise.
28:04The internet is divided.
28:06How did it feel in your body
28:08to think about that?
28:11Heavy.
28:13In my legs.
28:16Like I'm stuck in the mud.
28:20I heard
28:21Hold Me Now
28:22by the Thompson Twins
28:23on the radio
28:24on my way to a gig.
28:25That was supposed to be
28:26our wedding song.
28:28And, um,
28:31and I got through
28:31the whole thing this time.
28:33Usually I have to cut it off
28:34after the first verse.
28:38And did you make it to the gig?
28:40I did.
28:43And?
28:44They offered me
28:45a regular slot.
28:48That's terrific.
28:50How did Andy react?
28:51He must have been proud.
28:52I haven't, I haven't told him.
28:53I haven't told anyone.
28:55Sounds to me like
28:56you redirected
28:57some powerful emotions
28:59into your art
29:00and were rewarded for it.
29:03Can you let yourself
29:04celebrate that?
29:06Historically, uh,
29:07things don't go so well
29:08when I celebrate.
29:10Let's talk about that.
29:13Elena picked a target
29:15and Hector came through
29:16with our first
29:17$5,000 alarm code.
29:186, 2, 4, 2, 3.
29:22Oh, come on.
29:23Come on.
29:28Hector, my man.
29:29You could sound
29:30a little less surprised.
29:32Oh, I'm sorry.
29:32It's just a little nerve-wracking.
29:37Elena, is there a dog here?
29:39Died last month.
29:40They made Lorelai handle the burial.
29:41Thank God.
29:42I mean, not thank God.
29:44That's awful.
29:46God.
29:47Handle the burial?
29:48That's rough.
29:50No pun intended.
29:53How does that compare
29:54to what Nick makes you do?
29:56Oh, that's easy.
29:57Because he's barely home anymore.
29:58Yeah.
29:59Thanks for that.
30:00Shit.
30:00Sorry.
30:01But isn't this bitter act
30:03getting a little old?
30:04You're telling me
30:04you never cheated on anybody?
30:06Never.
30:06Wow.
30:07Really?
30:08You could sound
30:08a little less surprised.
30:12Okay.
30:14I think I found it.
30:15Okay.
30:16So we're looking
30:16for anything Hermes.
30:18Mrs. Hicks' sales associate
30:19couldn't or wouldn't
30:20get her the new season
30:21Birkin colorway
30:22so she's too offended
30:23to wear any of the bags.
30:24Anything on the island
30:25is fair to do.
30:27Uh...
30:28There's probably
30:28a no more obnoxious
30:30or coveted status symbol
30:31than the Hermes Birkin
30:32named after singer-actress
30:34Jane Birkin.
30:35They're handcrafted in France
30:36by an elusive cabal
30:37of craftsmen
30:38trained in centuries-old
30:39equestrian trade techniques.
30:40Using only the highest-end
30:42leather, exotic animal skins,
30:44stitching, and hardware,
30:45the Birkin is the crown jewel
30:46of any woman's handbag collection.
30:48The rub is
30:49you can't simply walk
30:50into an Hermes boutique
30:51and buy one.
30:52You've got to play
30:53the Hermes game,
30:54which means spending
30:55tens of thousands
30:56on jewelry and accessories,
30:57a.k.a. Birkin bait,
30:59just to get waitlisted
31:00for the privilege
31:00of spending upwards
31:01of 50 grand for a bag.
31:04And you thought
31:04hedge funds were...
31:05What the fuck is that?
31:06There's another alarm?
31:08Why the fuck
31:08is there another alarm?
31:10Hello?
31:10Uh, try the house code.
31:11There's no fucking keypad.
31:13Where do I find a keypad?
31:14Do you know?
31:15It's got to be there somewhere.
31:16Wait, wait, wait.
31:17I got it.
31:17I got it.
31:17I got it.
31:18Hold on.
31:18Hold on.
31:18Hold on.
31:19Holy shit.
31:22Coop?
31:23It's not working.
31:24It's not working.
31:25Coop?
31:26Fuck, it's not...
31:27What do I do?
31:27Get out of there!
31:33What kind of security
31:35system is this?
31:37Jesus Christ.
31:44Coop, where are you?
31:45Get out of here.
31:46Yeah, I don't think
31:47I can do that.
31:47Why not?
31:48Because they got
31:49another dog.
31:51The dog?
31:53Hey.
31:57You want a treat?
31:59Huh?
32:12Coming up front.
32:13Do not come up front.
32:14Do not go up front.
32:15I don't really have a choice.
32:23leave.
32:24Coop?
32:24Leave it!
32:30Take the ride!
32:37Fuck.
32:38Where the hell are you?
32:39I'm on the street.
32:40Oh, go!
32:40Run east!
32:41Which way is east?
32:44How the fuck am I supposed to know?
32:47I don't know where I'm going.
32:48I don't know where I'm going.
32:53Tell me where I'm going.
33:04There are cops everywhere.
33:07Just be careful, okay?
33:11Fuck.
33:12Okay, okay.
33:35My fucking earpiece.
33:37Hey, they're here.
33:38I got an alien.
33:39Get out there.
33:40Come on.
33:44Answer me if you can hear me.
33:46We see you.
33:47Stop.
33:47Stop.
33:52Coop?
33:53Hello?
34:04Hey!
34:17Okay.
34:18Okay, okay, okay, okay.
34:18Turn to the lights, turn to the lights.
34:20Okay, okay.
34:21Turn to the lights, turn to the lights.
34:22Don't give me that shit.
34:30Holy shit.
34:37Where the fuck are we?
34:57Hey, I need your airwrap.
35:01Mom.
35:03What, you're not even dressed? People are already here.
35:07I just have to do my makeup.
35:17So gorgeous.
35:22Hey, I'll help you.
35:23Oh yeah, sorry.
35:25Just like look at the ceiling?
35:27Perfect.
35:50Okay, please open space, please.
35:52Oh, there you are.
35:53Happy birthday.
35:55Happy birthday.
35:56Happy birthday.
35:57Come on, you.
35:57Beautiful.
35:58You look beautiful.
36:00Um, bar.
36:02Now.
36:02Oh, now.
36:03Oh, you're gonna stay here.
36:07Oh.
36:08Oh.
36:10Wow.
36:11Just, you know.
36:15Babe.
36:19Babe.
36:20Babe.
36:20A mel-tini.
36:21Tonight's signature drink.
36:23Baby, I just really want a vodka martini.
36:25Very dirty.
36:26That's what the mel-tini is.
36:28I know what you like, babe.
36:30Hey, girl.
36:31Oh my god.
36:34We're both fire signs.
36:37Really? Yeah.
36:38We're more into Enneagrams here.
36:40You mean like word games?
36:42Uh...
36:43Yeah.
36:43Yeah, sure.
36:44Right.
36:46Wow.
36:47I mean...
36:47Oh.
36:49Hey, Sam.
36:50Paul.
36:52Could you give us a minute?
36:53I don't think so.
36:54We're here first.
36:57Did you get my voicemails?
36:58Anything you have to say can go through our lawyers.
37:00God knows we pay them enough.
37:01I pay them enough.
37:02You can afford it.
37:03Unless Misty is spending you out of house and home.
37:06Can you really rack up that much of a tab at Fashion Nova?
37:08Yeah, it doesn't have to be like this.
37:12Oh, you should go back up there.
37:14It looks like they're approving your girlfriend at the bar.
37:21Ladies?
37:23Bye, Paul.
37:48What the fuck?
37:49How did Hector not know about the second alarm?
37:51They gotta be from the same company.
37:52He didn't know what he was looking for, okay?
37:53Well, for five grand, you better fucking know.
37:55Can you sit down?
37:56You're making it worse.
37:58Where's your first aid kit?
37:59I don't have one.
38:01Okay, do you have vodka?
38:02In the freezer.
38:03Give me this one.
38:04I'm gonna order the rest on DoorDash.
38:06Oh, fucker.
38:06Okay, I need your face.
38:15Why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes?
38:18Oh, my God.
38:18It's complicated, okay?
38:20How do you know Samantha Levitt?
38:22Why does everybody know everybody in this town?
38:24Of course, everyone fucking knows everyone.
38:26Is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nick's?
38:28No, Paul is just a dick, okay?
38:30Can we please drop this?
38:31Yeah.
38:35Okay.
38:38Ready?
38:38Yeah.
38:42Uh...
38:43We gotta be more careful.
38:44People are gonna hear about this.
38:46About you and Sam?
38:47No.
38:48About me being chased by police and a dog.
38:51Hey.
38:52It'll pass.
38:53Yeah.
38:54So this looks more like a scratch than a full-on bite,
38:58but I would still probably put some antibiotics on this.
39:00It'll be fine.
39:00What are we gonna do about Hector?
39:02I'll straighten on Hector.
39:04Okay?
39:04Okay.
39:05You know what?
39:06I'll be fine.
39:07I'll be fine.
39:08I gotta go.
39:09I'm gonna be late.
39:10Late?
39:11Late to what?
39:12Mel's birthday party.
39:13I gotta change.
39:15Are you serious?
39:17You're a complicated guy, Coop.
39:19I know.
39:19Sometimes I don't understand myself.
39:22Another shot for this bad bitch.
39:23Tequila shots.
39:24Doubles, please.
39:25And we don't have Julio.
39:26None of that spring break shit.
39:27Uh-uh.
39:28Grown ass adults.
39:28Line them up.
39:30Strong.
39:30And here we go.
39:34Oh.
39:35Oh.
39:36That's my girl.
39:37Oh!
39:39Allie?
39:41Happy birthday, Mellie.
39:44Thank you for coming.
39:46Of course I wouldn't miss it.
39:47Mellie, we haven't seen you in forever.
39:49You do not age.
39:51You look amazing.
39:51Well, of course she looks amazing.
39:53Yeah.
39:54She doesn't have kids sucking the life out of her through her tits.
39:56Mm-hmm.
39:57Mm-hmm.
39:57I apologize in advance for anything they may say at any point tonight.
40:01Please, don't leave.
40:03Don't fuck yourself, Coop!
40:07Fuck you!
40:08Oh, shit.
40:09Did somebody miss their nap time?
40:14Okay, let's dance.
40:15Okay!
40:16Oh, come on.
40:17Right there, girl dance.
40:19Right there, girl dance.
40:20Right there, girl dance.
40:23Right there, girl dance.
40:36Ooh, man.
40:37Huh?!
40:42Hey, sir!
40:47This is an end.
40:49Oh, yeah!
40:56The risk is not too late.
40:57Oh my god.
40:58Good job.
41:00Ugh, yeah.
41:01Cuyel, run.
41:01Don't tell us a muitas.
41:03Oh, man.
41:12Hey, Kat, how are you?
41:14Looking good.
41:28It's quite a picture.
41:32Are you gonna do something about it?
41:33You got out of bed, didn't you?
41:34You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently.
41:38Okay, is this about the girl?
41:40Wow, you nailed it on your first try.
41:42And they say mid-arm, too.
41:44Sam...
41:44I just thought you were better than that.
41:46Well, better than Paul, at least.
41:48Though, I have to admit, it's not a very high bar.
41:51Okay.
41:52She was a former colleague.
41:54She came by to drop some things off at the house.
41:55She never even came inside.
41:57She kissed you like someone who's fucked you.
41:59Yeah.
42:00I don't know.
42:02Maybe some women just kissed that way.
42:20You are!
42:21Tori, can I get you over here for a minute?
42:24Why?
42:24Nick wants a family photo.
42:26I'm not his family.
42:32That's what I'm talking about.
42:34That wasn't for you.
42:35Well, I'm gonna pretend it was.
42:37Ah.
42:40You're late.
42:40Yes, I'm sorry.
42:42Cut me some slack, please, will you?
42:46What?
42:49Okay, are you gonna tell me what's wrong,
42:50or are you gonna stand there with your arms crossed?
42:52All you get is slack.
42:54Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever,
42:57with no consequences.
42:58Excuse me.
42:59My life is one big consequence.
43:03See, you want me to feel bad for you,
43:05and this is all your fault.
43:06Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this.
43:09Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad.
43:11It was your job to fight for Mom, for us.
43:14Okay, you were the only one who could,
43:15and you just walked away.
43:19Well, it was a little more complicated than that.
43:22Right, you made leaving look pretty fucking simple.
43:24Hey, hey, hey.
43:27Jake?
43:27Hey, I got this.
43:28I know.
43:29Can you do me a favor?
43:30Yeah.
43:30Get the fuck out of my way.
43:31Oh, sure thing.
43:34Hey.
43:48Oh, hey.
43:49Hey, you came.
43:51Yeah, just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter.
43:54Well, I gotta pass tonight for my birthday.
43:58Well, happy birthday, Mel.
44:03Well, I went all out.
44:05Sorry.
44:07Hello, hello.
44:08Justin.
44:10That's my kid.
44:11There you go.
44:14Yeah, you can have me.
44:15Okay, good.
44:16Here's Mel.
44:17Hey.
44:19Where are you now?
44:21Uh-oh.
44:21There you go.
44:24Come on, baby.
44:25I want you next to me for this.
44:27Pretty, please.
44:32Come on, come on.
44:34Come on, just let him do it.
44:36You got it, you got it, you got it.
44:37Come on.
44:44Happy birthday.
44:46Yes, you're welcome, baby.
44:50Got you a drink.
44:51Come on, my man.
44:53I know you didn't want this party, but how could I not spoil you?
44:59I mean, look at you.
45:03Don't you hit me?
45:04It's true, right?
45:07You teach me something new every day.
45:10I'm my best self when I'm with you because I want to be better for you.
45:13You guide me through space and time.
45:16You speak to my soul.
45:18I love you, babe.
45:21Sir?
45:25So, everyone, raise your Mel-teenies for the birthday girl.
45:38Why don't you say something?
45:40Why don't you say something?
45:40We'll see.
46:08Got it.
46:15Sorry, I am one of those people that needs to fill every awkward silence.
46:20That was beautiful, Nick.
46:21Literal tears.
46:25Yeah, clearly an emotional moment for all of us.
46:28Give a round of applause to Nick.
46:33Nick.
46:34Nick.
46:36Strong-ass Jim.
46:39Um, that's a very tough act to follow, but I'm just going to steal this stool here from
46:45the, sorry, from the DJ.
46:51So, I would like to, I would love to play a song in honor of the birthday girl.
47:02Oh, and, uh, I will be playing weeknights at the Tap Ale House, if you are so inclined.
47:15Here we go.
47:19I have a picture pinned to my wall, an image of you and of me, and we're laughing, we're loving
47:35it all, but look at our lives now, all tattered and torn, we fuss and we fight and delight in
47:51the tears that we cry until dawn, oh, hold me now, oh, warm my heart, stay with me.
48:30What happened to your leg?
48:32What happened to your speech?
48:33Don't fuck with me right now.
48:41hey you okay
48:4818 years of marriage you never once asked me that
48:54well for what it's worth i wish i had
49:02oh
49:10where did you get that they sell these in stores down
49:16but this i happened to get in hunter's room oh great
49:22please don't worry about him now worry about him when he gets better at hiding it tell that to
49:26your mother she chewed me out in the supermarket the other day for being a bad parent i think
49:31that's just her way of saying she misses you maybe she's right
49:38maybe we are fucking up her kids well she would know she set the industry standard of terrible
49:43parenting coop okay maybe we are fucking them up but please give yourself a break
49:54whatever we have done to started way before the divorce so
50:14to answer your question i'm not okay
50:19nothing feels real to me anymore
50:25i'm numb all the time
50:29i miss moments i can't ever get back every day moments with the kids
50:35my patients my god i'm a terrible fucking therapist right now
50:40you're not a terrible therapist no no trust me you're not there maybe it's not enough they
50:46fuck up our kids they gotta fuck up everybody else's kids too no it's good to have goals
51:01it feels like i've been angry for so long i thought i was angry at you but now you're gone
51:06i'm still so angry
51:12i'm just fucked up
51:17you hide it very well
51:18i don't know
51:29you ask if i love you
51:35well what could i say
51:39you know
51:41you know that i do and this is just one of those games that you play
51:49so i'll sing you a new song
51:54please don't cry anymore
52:00i'll even ask your forgiveness though i don't know just what i'm asking it for
52:09whoa and hold me now
52:21stay with me
52:26let a loving start let a loving start whoa hold me now
52:35oh warm my heart
52:51oh
52:52oh hi hi
53:03damn it
53:10oh
53:11probably should get that next
53:12it's on the list
53:13oh
53:23stay with me
53:27let a loving start
53:30let loving start
53:32let loving start
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