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23:51Where?
23:53Where?
23:54What branch?
23:55Here. Scranton.
24:01Come on.
24:03Come on, Dwight.
24:05Just get up. Let's go.
24:06It's good news.
24:09I'm sorry.
24:11I've just waited for this moment my entire life.
24:13I mean, I was interim manager once,
24:15but then I shot that gun.
24:17What?
24:18But this isn't interim manager.
24:20No.
24:23It's Dwight K. Schrute.
24:27Manager.
24:29Why do you already have this?
24:30In case Michael or Andy ever got killed in a traffic accident
24:33and it was a trade show on the same day.
24:34You will not regret this decision, David.
24:38I will never, ever let you down.
24:42I know, Dwight.
24:44I know.
24:49Okay.
24:50Okay.
24:51All right.
24:53You're going to do great.
25:13Hey.
25:13Wow. Hey.
25:15Hi.
25:18What's up?
25:20Um, I have a question.
25:21Okay.
25:23Oh, I had a question.
25:26Really?
25:27I did!
25:29Yeah, totally you did.
25:30Super important.
25:31I need you to stay right here while you think about it.
25:34Okay.
25:34I'm going to wait.
25:35All right.
25:36I did not come back here just to see you.
25:38No.
25:39I'm sure you did not.
25:40Why was your question?
25:42I don't know.
25:43But it might take me a long time to figure it out.
25:45Well, then, I should figure out things to do while I'm waiting.
25:48Exactly.
25:54Hey, everybody.
25:55I changed my mind.
25:57Not leaving.
25:58I'm going to stay on in sales.
26:01Oh, thank God.
26:03Because sales could be your best role yet.
26:06Hey, good choice, man.
26:08Seriously.
26:09Don't want to see you on a porn next year.
26:12Okay.
26:13Ooh, there's a great play about a salesman.
26:16Death of a Salesman.
26:17I don't think so.
26:19Sure.
26:19Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller.
26:21It's a great play about crushed dreams.
26:23Hmm.
26:24No, this one was written by SpongeBob SquarePants.
26:39Got any hot leads?
26:44See, so you just push from under and turn it around.
26:48And boom.
26:50Now the staple crimps outward.
26:52I had no idea.
26:53And here I've been stapling the same way for 20 years like a freaking sheep.
26:56Look who's back.
26:57I'm back.
27:00Oh, hey, look.
27:01And now it's like a double date.
27:02Wow.
27:03Because, uh, boop, boop.
27:06Weedle-doop.
27:08Actually, maybe we should go on a double date sometime.
27:10That'd be fun.
27:11Yeah, we should do that for real sometime.
27:13Well, how about Thursday?
27:15Oh, well, Thursday's tough because my...
27:18Wheat nights are actually tough just because of the...
27:19They are.
27:20Right, yeah, no.
27:20Just forget it.
27:21Forget it, say anything.
27:22Oh.
27:31Attention, everyone.
27:32Just a quick announcement.
27:34Little reconfiguration to the staff.
27:37Dwight Schrute.
27:38David.
27:40Can I just do one thing while you're making this announcement?
27:42And then I'll never, ever do it again.
27:44I don't think so.
27:45But it's just one thing.
27:46Just let me do it.
27:47Come on.
27:47Let me do it.
27:47Dwight, come on.
27:48What I was about to say is Dwight Schrute.
27:54I'm sorry.
27:55I've got to...
27:55This will be a second.
27:56Sorry.
27:57Send it to voicemail.
27:58Yeah.
28:05Come on.
28:14Then we'll get him a new set of drums.
28:16Oh, my God.
28:17Oh, my God.
28:18I'll get it.
28:26Dwight Schrute is manager!
28:32Yeah!
28:34Woo!
28:37Bravo.
28:39Bravo.
28:40Thank you, buddy.
28:41Woo!
28:42Creed Brathen is the new manager.
28:48Congrats.
28:49What's going on?
28:51Dwight's the new manager.
28:53He freaking did it.
28:54Congratulations, Dwight.
28:58Pam.
29:00Congratulations, buddy.
29:06Thank you, Jim.
29:09Congrats, Dwight.
29:12Get out of Jim's seat.
29:15But I fought for the seat.
29:16But I fought for the seat.
29:16You're an annex kid.
29:18You might be bullpen.
29:19We'll see.
29:19Give it a couple years.
29:20Scram.
29:22Scram.
29:36It's nice to have you back.
29:43So.
29:44So.
29:45So.
29:45I wanted to offer you a new position.
29:47Let's hear it.
29:49Assistant regional manager.
29:51Nope.
29:52Can't accept that job.
29:53It's not a real job.
29:55Jim.
29:56I'll tell you what I could accept is assistant to the regional manager.
30:00That is a real job and one I'd be proud to take.
30:04Shake on it.
30:06Done.
30:06Way to negotiate, idiot.
30:11Don't get me wrong.
30:12I am definitely here for Pam.
30:14But this is an awesome added bonus.
30:44So.
30:45Well, the numbers are adding up.
30:47Hey, I didn't get a chance to say it, but congratulations, Dwight.
30:52Yes.
30:53Congratulations.
30:54Yeah.
30:55And Dwight, I'd like to be the first to say congratulations.
31:01This is a big day for you.
31:04Hmm.
31:07Yes, it is.
31:14Carry on.
31:20How did I just abandon my dream so quickly?
31:23It's because I had a fallback.
31:25That's the problem.
31:27When you have fallbacks, it's just easy to give up.
31:29When Cortez landed in Mexico,
31:32only way he got his men to defeat the Aztecs
31:34was by burning all of his own boats
31:36so they could never return home.
31:41Huge dick move,
31:42but very effective.
31:47I need to be that same kind of dick to myself.
31:53Everyone!
31:55Changed my mind again.
31:56Which is it now?
31:58Dream or no dream?
31:59Uh, dream.
32:00Going with my dream.
32:02Gotta go all in.
32:03Ain't that right, Jim?
32:04Oh, don't look at me
32:05because I think you're making a terrible choice.
32:07All in!
32:08Woo!
32:14Toby!
32:16Hey!
32:17I changed my mind again.
32:18I am going to leave Dunder Mifflin
32:20to pursue acting after all.
32:22Okay then, Andy.
32:23Yeah.
32:23But here's the thing.
32:24I can't have good old Dunder Mifflin to fall back on
32:26or else I'll never succeed.
32:27I've got to burn those boats.
32:29So, I need you to go into my file
32:30and put down that I was fired for theft
32:32and or groping wieners.
32:36Andy, you know I can't do that.
32:38I'd be lying.
32:39Seriously?
32:40Yeah, I don't know.
32:41Come on, just do it!
32:43I can't.
32:44All right, fine.
32:46Just know that you made me do this.
32:50Oh, come on.
32:51Andy, no.
32:52Andy.
32:53Don't stop blocking my hand.
32:55No.
32:56This is your...
32:56You brought this on.
32:57No, Andy.
33:00Okay, all right.
33:01Rope to good.
33:02Off to Hollywood!
33:13This is Angela.
33:15Oh, hello, Ms. Plutnikovsky.
33:18Uh, how can I help you?
33:21Did my rent check not clear?
33:23Because I just transferred another $25 to that account.
33:27So, if there's a problem, it's clearly on your hand and you...
33:31Oh.
33:32Oh.
33:33Oh, okay.
33:34Good.
33:35Then, um, what is this about?
33:41No.
33:41No.
33:42Hey.
33:42Hey.
33:42No, you are out of line, Ms. Plutnikovsky.
33:45No.
33:46No, you are.
33:47No, you are.
33:49Evicted?
33:50Fine.
33:50I didn't want to live in that cesspool anyway.
33:52Sorry, listen.
33:53I get my security deposit back.
33:55Yes, I do.
33:56Yet, that is not fair.
33:58That is not fair.
34:00Well, you know what?
34:01You have so many hairs on your chin,
34:03the animal control should have taken you away.
34:06That is very unladylike.
34:07You are disgusting.
34:21What do you think that was about?
34:25David, I lost the Scranton White Pages account.
34:28Do you have any idea how much paper that is?
34:31And, I'd just like to point out, I was mad at Dwight.
34:34I did it out of spite.
34:35We put the past behind us, though, Andy.
34:37What if I told you I hate you and this company?
34:39Enough, Andy.
34:40Enough.
34:40Just stop forgiving me, David, please.
34:44This is my last chance to honor what is best inside myself.
34:49What if I took a dump on your new car?
34:51Oh, my God.
34:52Eleanor Roosevelt once said,
34:54the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
34:59I think she's right.
35:01I feel calm now.
35:04Get out!
35:04I feel like, for the first time in a long time,
35:09I'm doing the right thing.
35:14Andy.
35:14Yeah?
35:15What are you doing?
35:17Uh, heavy stuff like books on the bottom,
35:20so I don't squash my nickety-nacks on top.
35:22Okay, that's not what I mean.
35:25You don't have to leave because you said you would.
35:28Don't let pride ruin your whole life.
35:33Okay?
35:34It's not worth it.
35:38Wow.
35:39Angela.
35:41What we had was great,
35:43and honestly, I think about it a lot, too.
35:45Oh.
35:46But I just, it's in the past,
35:48and I feel like we shouldn't...
35:50No, that's not...
35:51...rehash...
35:51No, no, no, stop.
35:53It's just...
35:56Exactly.
35:57Okay.
35:58Well, have a good trip.
36:02Good luck, Andy.
36:05Thanks, Angela.
36:06You, too.
36:07Thanks.
36:08A bridge, a burnt.
36:11No turning back now.
36:15Everybody, Lorelei and I
36:16would like to say thank you
36:18and goodbye the only way we know how.
36:21Oh, good Lord.
36:22Can't you just leave?
36:24You know, Andy,
36:24you could just say a really nice goodbye.
36:26Tuna, I'm a performer,
36:29and perform I shall.
36:37I will remember you
36:45Will you remember me
36:51Don't let your life pass
36:56You by
36:58And weep not
37:00For the memories
37:04Remember all the good times
37:08That we had
37:11Let them slip away
37:13From us
37:15When things got bad
37:17How clearly I first saw you
37:21Smiling in the sun
37:23I want to feel your warmth
37:26I want to feel your warmth upon me
37:27I want to be the one
37:31Cause I will remember you
37:35You're okay
37:36That's just a really nice song
37:38Till you remember me
37:43Don't let your life pass you by
37:49And weep not for the memories
37:55Don't let your life pass you by
38:02And weep not for the memories
38:25Who knows, maybe Andy will make it
38:28He's not terrible
38:29Yeah, and people worse than him
38:31Make it all the time
38:32Like little Romeo
38:34No, he's good
38:35He was good
38:47Good night, Kevin
38:48Night, Oscar
39:04Tense
39:05Are you thinking of going camping?
39:08I thought you found nature vulgar
39:10Well, I've changed my mind
39:14Wait a minute, Angela
39:16You're not thinking of living
39:18In a tent
39:20Did you just mind your own business?
39:23Okay, I'm just gonna say this
39:26You're not going to live in a tent
39:28Oh, God
39:31Come stay with me
39:32You don't want me at your place
39:35I do
39:35I do
39:36Yes
39:36Not forever
39:37But until you get back on your feet
39:40Which won't be long
39:42It's the least I can do
39:44Well
39:50Separate bathrooms
39:59Thank you
40:02You're welcome
40:03Let's go get Phillip
40:05And we'll get your stuff
40:07Okay
40:08Get the hell out of that place
40:10Okay
40:12Are you allowed to have pets?
40:14Oh, I don't
40:17Yesterday, I was just your average
40:18Ordinary paper salesman
40:20With a farm
40:20And a bunch of pipe dreams
40:22About beet fuel
40:24Today, I leave here
40:25A regional manager
40:27With a black belt
40:30It really is amazing
40:31How your life can change
40:32In one day
40:37You talked to Wade and Colin?
40:39No, I just saw I missed their call
40:40Why, what's up?
40:41We got an offer on the table
40:42What kind of offer?
40:43A buyout
40:44What?
40:45We in play, baby
40:46Oh my God
40:47We did it
40:47We did it
40:49Hey, and look
40:50The buyers want to make sure
40:51It's not just a Philly play
40:53Okay
40:53So get this
40:55They're gonna pay for us
40:56To go pitch out west
40:58We talking Spurs
41:00Jazz
41:01Cowboys
41:02Blake Griffin, baby
41:05Wow, that is
41:07Yeah
41:08Wow
41:08We did it
41:09Yeah, we did it
41:12Hey, how long do they think that's gonna take?
41:14Wade said we could do the whole country in three months
41:17Oh, man
41:20Yeah, I can't do it
41:23Can't do what?
41:25This, man
41:25I
41:26I can't do this to Pam
41:29No, no, Jim
41:30This is different
41:31This is everything
41:33I know
41:35And I can't do it
42:04So is your place all
42:06Bachelor slobby and gross
42:08Nope
42:08It's neat and tastefully appointed
42:10Like most gay men's homes
42:11The stereotype holds up
42:12I wouldn't know
42:14I never lived with a gay guy
42:17Angela, you just
42:20Were
42:20I love you
42:27I know
42:29I understand more than most
42:31But we both have to move on
42:34You can't
42:36No
42:38Not this senator
42:39I love Dwight
42:41I love Dwight
42:44I love Dwight
42:48I love Dwight
42:49I love Dwight
42:53I love Dwight
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