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00:01New York needs a day job, and you took her destiny into your hands by voting for the job you
00:07want to see her work.
00:09If New York succeeds, she gets a $10,000 paycheck. If she fails, she gets nothing.
00:15Your options this week were pig farmer, construction worker, and pet groomer.
00:22America, you have spoken.
00:25I am so excited to start my day this morning because I can't wait to see what type of job
00:30my fans are going to send me on today.
00:38Also, I know. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
00:44A pig farmer?
00:46I not know.
00:47Shh.
00:52Ow.
00:59Ow.
01:15I ain't doing that
01:20This is like a bad dream
01:23Oh my goodness, he is tore up
01:26I am getting out
01:27Because I don't want him to think that I'm rude
01:32Hi, my name is New York
01:34Hi, New York, welcome to the Pork Palace
01:36I guess America voted
01:38And they decided you want to be a pig farmer today
01:40Yeah, they sure did
01:42America, have you ever heard of something called swine flu?
01:46We're going to put you through the regular chores
01:48That we do here every day
01:56At the end of the day
01:57I'll decide whether or not you can be a pig farmer
01:59All right
02:00And if you can, we're going to give you a check for $10,000 at the end of the day
02:04Yes, sweet
02:05For 10 grand, I'm going to give this a shot
02:08Let's go, we're going to head right down here and get you into the right working clothes
02:11Okay, I'll follow you
02:18All right
02:18I'm all set
02:20Well, let's go
02:20We're going to get up here to the pigs
02:21So they're going to be here too?
02:23The pigs?
02:24Yeah, don't they have school or something?
02:25No, the pigs don't have school
02:26We don't want to educate them too much
02:28You want to keep them stupid
02:29Exactly
02:30So we'll get you to work
02:32Here's part of the crew here to work
02:33This is Enfro Velasquez
02:35He's our pig ranch manager
02:38Thank you for having me
02:39This is my son, Brian
02:40Hi, I'm Brian
02:41Hi, Brian, nice to meet you
02:42Nice to meet you
02:42And Ciro, he's in charge of our goats
02:44Hi
02:45Also the chickens
02:46These guys look like they haven't been around a woman in a long time
02:50You guys ready?
02:51Let's go up ahead up here and we'll get you started
02:53Yep, let's go to work
02:55Why is it so filthy in here?
02:56Oh, this is like
02:57It's like a pig
02:58It's a pig farm
02:59Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait
03:02We're going to need to put your bag somewhere so you can get to work, don't you think?
03:05This is expensive, Randy
03:06That's expensive?
03:07I got to put it in there?
03:08We can put it in next to our semen
03:09What?
03:11You guys can't be really living like this
03:13This is not sanitary
03:14Oh, my goodness
03:15This is disgusting
03:17Oh, my God
03:18Enfro, here
03:19Take her in there and show her
03:20Some of the things we got to do
03:21To get that pen cleaned up and raked up
03:23The most basic tasks pig farming is cleaning up the manure
03:27This is some of the stuff we got to clean up in here
03:32Oh, my gosh
03:33Is that poop in there?
03:35Oh, yeah, absolutely
03:36Yeah, there'll be poop, mud
03:39We can't feed them in that stuff
03:41So we got to get that stuff cleaned up
03:44Oh, my gosh
03:46Her pen is filthy
03:48She should be ashamed of her little pig ass
03:53I don't go in there
03:54I really don't
03:57It'll be all right
03:58Uh-uh
04:01That's disgusting
04:02This is so bad
04:04Oh, it's easy
04:06Ouch!
04:07There's a fly in my hair
04:08Oh, oh, oh, oh
04:09I just heard it, like, ding in my ear
04:11Here you go
04:12Is there a fly in my ear?
04:15Okay
04:17It's just shoveling a little bit
04:18It's easy
04:19Here we go, here we go, here we go
04:20Okay, exactly
04:20Here we go
04:21Careful
04:23All right
04:24Good job
04:25Oh, my gosh, that's a log
04:27Oh, that's so disgusting
04:28That's nothing
04:29This is gonna be really good
04:30Even if you don't make it as a pig farmer
04:32This will be good for your resume
04:37So as soon as I step in the pen
04:39The first pig that I see
04:40Makes this loud grunting sound
04:43Good little piggy
04:44He knows that this little black girl
04:47Does not belong on no pig farm
04:49I think if you just get a little bit
04:50Of that little stuff right there
04:51Oh, God, help me, help me
04:55Help me, where's the pig?
04:56Where's the pig?
04:56She's incredibly skittish
04:58Demi, follow me
05:02We'll see how she progresses this afternoon
05:11Next job is we gotta get the pig
05:13That we're gonna put in that little house
05:15And we're gonna bring her up
05:16And put her in here
05:16One of the big tasks that we have to do
05:19Each day is moving pigs from one pen to another
05:21When you're gonna bump or push out first
05:24Wait, wait, wait
05:25New York
05:26She
05:31She's holding my hand and rubbing me
05:34Oh, my goodness
05:36I'm with you
05:37Yeah
05:38And you can push
05:39Touch out
05:41Tick her a little bit
05:41Yeah, exactly
05:43Mama
05:44She's big
05:46No, where do I go?
05:48Oh, no
05:49I don't want to die
05:50Pig just knocked the manure over
05:52Oh, my God
05:57We let all the goats out
05:59Did you guys forget to lock the gate?
06:00So that would be one strike against her today
06:08Mama
06:13She's big
06:14Where do I go?
06:18I don't want to die
06:19I don't want to die
06:21Please, please, please
06:24One of the big tasks that we have to do each day
06:27Is moving pigs from one pen to another
06:29Can you say that?
06:30Wait, wait
06:33Lord, Lord, Lord
06:36Pigs get skittish and panic
06:38She's got to get over that fear
06:40I need to put back
06:41Please, can you move her more back?
06:44Rush!
06:45Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
06:46No, no, no
06:47Afro sends me to go get the pig
06:49I can't do this
06:50I can't
06:51You can do it
06:51And I'm terrified
06:52Come, come, come, Mama
06:55Okay, grab that board there and can herd it in
06:57That one looks dirty
06:59Stay there, stay there
06:59Come over this way
07:00Don't let it go through there
07:01No, that's not how we herd a pig
07:03Run down along the side
07:04Go
07:06Okay, keep, just give it a little tap on the butt there
07:08Oh, oh, no
07:13First time the pig is running
07:15New York, she's a little scared
07:17You follow me, please
07:18Here comes my boy, Infro
07:20He's there to save me
07:22What a good guy
07:23Yeah
07:24Oh, yay, finally
07:29So now you're going to work with Brian
07:31You remember Brian
07:31Hi, Brian
07:32Hey
07:33What are we going to do?
07:35All right, we're going to start by feeding the pigs
07:37Since I'm the youngest
07:38I'm basically on the bottom of the totem pole
07:40I was very excited when New York came
07:42So I could give her as much hell as I possibly can
07:44Do you think she's going to make it?
07:46No
07:46All right, so keep going until this is full
07:48What?
07:49Keep going
07:52Please
07:52You know what?
07:53If you help me, I'll split the money with you
07:55No way
07:57Brian is acting like a total hard ass
07:59He's directing me and telling me to do this and to do that
08:03What a brat
08:04Oh, Brian, we're back in the shape
08:06All right, we're not there yet
08:08I need a tissue
08:09Like I need to wipe
08:10Let me just
08:15For hungry pigs to feed, let's go
08:17I'm coming, Brian
08:18No rush
08:23Here I come, Brian
08:25Here I am
08:26All right
08:27So we're going to start at the top
08:28Throw it right in their pen
08:30Hey, little piggy
08:33Oops
08:33Keep moving on up
08:35Dump the rest in
08:35And then we'll get some other food
08:37Wait, we got to get more food?
08:38Yeah
08:39Just do it
08:39Brian is treating me like
08:42He's a drill sergeant
08:43And I'm his little bitch ass soldier
08:45So let's put some down in that corner
08:47Feeding the animals is a pretty simple task
08:49New York did not give me a very good impression
08:51I thought everybody just ate
08:58Lunchtime
08:59I'm starving
09:01Guess my mother, Sally
09:02Hi, Sally
09:03So I meet Grandma Sally
09:05And she seems like a sweet old lady
09:07I'm ready to eat
09:08Well, we've got a full pig here
09:10Oh, God, I'm ready to go
09:17I'm very sorry
09:18I killed her
09:19I butcher
09:20All right, New York
09:20Why don't you do the honors?
09:22Does this have anything to do with my work performance?
09:24Absolutely
09:25If you guys don't cut him
09:27Do you think he can come back to life?
09:29I don't think so
09:30It's hollow on the inside or something
09:32Well, that's where all the innards were
09:35We don't eat that part
09:37You better start cutting it
09:40Oh, my gosh
09:41He's solid
09:42You know they use their skin for burn patients
09:47That's disgusting
09:48No, because humans don't reject the skin
09:51Oh, the skin is crunchy
09:54Stick it right in there
09:55Just stick it in there
09:59Yes
10:00That's it
10:01Oh, my God, this is nasty
10:03Oh, my goodness
10:04It was just terrible
10:06The pig was just sitting there
10:08With roasted skin all cracked up on it
10:11Who wanted?
10:12Oh, that's perfect
10:13You're gonna want to try some of that
10:14Oh, and the meat is so good
10:17I've never seen a group of people enjoy a pig so much
10:20They were licking their fingers
10:22And sucking on the bone
10:24I was like, you creepy bastards
10:25Are we almost finished here?
10:28I can't wait to leave this table
10:29We'll get back to work
10:30All right, let's get back to work
10:31Thank you, thank you
10:40There's a big mom over here
10:41That's got some long toenails
10:42We need to clip
10:44Randy puts me to work with Ciro
10:46So I can trim the ghost's nails
10:47And I'm not too sure how we're gonna do that
10:51I'm so tired
10:53It's hot
10:54Can we get out of the sun?
10:57How's your back?
10:58Come on, we're almost done
10:59We're gonna get that money
11:01We gotta get the job done
11:02She's scared and she complain all the time
11:04Be still!
11:06He's fighting me
11:07Oh man, I can't do it no more
11:10I wanna be over
11:11You gotta be able to do this by yourself
11:12I don't want to!
11:13I was a little taken aback
11:15When we got to the goat project
11:16She at one point walked away from us
11:18I would say that was a strike against her
11:26Who let all the goats out?
11:28Did you guys forget to lock the gate?
11:29We gotta herd them back in here
11:31It's hot!
11:32One point she left the barn door open
11:34And half the herd was up the hill
11:36Lots of money
11:37Money to money
11:41I'm about to ring this punk-ass billy goat's neck
11:44I'm not about to lose ten grand over some stupid goat
11:55Come on, you're
11:56I hope this job comes with medical insurance
12:00Because I'm gonna need it
12:01Oh, God!
12:02Oh, God!
12:03Oh, God!
12:05New York is gonna artificially inseminate a pig
12:07Where does this go?
12:19You okay?
12:20Go a little wider
12:21Get on the goat trail over here on the right
12:22I'm about to ring this punk-ass billy goat's neck
12:29Oh, oh, oh!
12:30All right, there you go
12:32Nice, pull it hard, pull it hard, pull it hard, pull it hard, pull it hard
12:36Good job!
12:37All right, hold on, I'll let her run from you
12:39Oh, it's like a dog
12:40I'm not about to lose ten grand over some stupid goat
12:43Thank you, honey
12:44Thank you for helping me
12:45All right, so the next job
12:49We've got a little brown girl up here who is ready to be bred
12:53We call this a spiret
12:54We call this a spiret
12:54Where does this go?
12:55This is gonna go inside the...
12:59She's in heat
13:00Can't y'all wait until I leave to do that?
13:02Why do I have to get this pig pregnant?
13:05And this thing here is pretty much the exact replica of a boar's penis
13:10It's designed just like the boar
13:13She's that deep?
13:14Yeah, and the boar's that long
13:16Are you serious, though?
13:18No, for real
13:19Serious
13:19Can't find that in New York, can you?
13:22No
13:22No
13:22I can't find that anywhere
13:24I've been trying to find lovin' like that for two seasons now
13:28Which one is horny?
13:31Oh, gosh
13:31She knows I got sperm in my hand
13:34She knows you, she smells it on you, I think
13:35She wants it, huh?
13:37Now get behind her there and see if you can stick that thing up there
13:40Just kind of push upwards when you do it
13:42Is that really her thing?
13:44Hold it down here, go ahead, put it in there, put it in there
13:47Get in there closer, get in there closer
13:49Go in a little farther
13:51Keep going, keep going
13:52There you go
13:54Okay, now go put that into the tip there
13:55And squirt it in
13:57Don't squirt real hard, though
13:58You're going to be successful
13:59You might be a dad
14:00Talk nicely to her
14:01Um, take it
14:03Yes
14:04Like a woman
14:07Here you go
14:08Oh, she's almost done
14:10She's standing still for you, look at that
14:12She likes it
14:12Morning, psych
14:13That's it
14:14All right, I think that's it
14:15Am I officially her baby daddy?
14:18Take it out slowly now
14:20All right
14:21You did it
14:23Oh, my God
14:26Okay, you're going to be a little daddy
14:27I can't wait to tell my mom
14:29She's really going to be proud
14:35All right, New York
14:36I think we've got most of our chores done for the day
14:38Okay
14:38So I'm going to talk to my staff
14:40And see how you did with your performances
14:43And then we're going to get back together and give you a little job review
14:45Sounds good
14:57Well, New York
14:58Welcome to your employee review
15:00If you earn the title of being a pig farmer
15:03You're going to get this check right here
15:05For $10,000
15:09All right
15:09All right
15:11Inseminating that pig was worth $10,000 all by itself
15:15I better go home with my check
15:18Before we start, is there something that you'd like to tell us about your feelings about being a pig farmer
15:22Gentlemen, this was so tough for me to do this because the stench, the uniform, my makeup is ruined, my
15:29hair looks like crap
15:31Like all the things that matter to me basically got destroyed
15:34So I really gave myself to try to be a really excellent pig farmer
15:38Well, we're going to hear from each of one of the guys
15:41We're going to start with Infro
15:42New York
15:44You very bad in the first time
15:47Run away all the time
15:48After that, you make a very good job
15:52And
15:54I know you're beautiful
15:56I said yes
15:58Good job
15:59Thank you
16:00Okay, thank you Infro
16:01Zero
16:02Well, New York
16:05You need to more learn
16:07Because I told you and you said no, I can't do it
16:11And when you're chasing the goat
16:14You have beautiful bubbles and you coming down
16:17And boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, come
16:18Oh my goodness
16:20Thank you
16:21Yes
16:22You learn quickly
16:23And I think yes
16:26Chew down
16:27I think that New York is able to work Zero and Infro a little bit
16:31They kind of got a little enamored with how she looked and how she was handling the animals
16:37I still got it here for Brian
16:39Let's hear what you say, Brian
16:40Let's be honest here
16:41Every job you did was really, really bad
16:44And it took forever just mixing the food
16:48It took an incredibly long time
16:49So in no way do you deserve the title to be a pig farmer
16:53So I don't get your vote
16:55So I don't get your vote
16:55You're not getting my vote
16:57Well, screw you, Brian
16:59Well, thanks for that dose of reality there, Brian
17:02All right, New York
17:03Now it's decision time
17:05It's my job to decide whether or not you get this check for $10,000
17:22I gotta say, when you first stepped out of that car, I didn't think that there was any way that
17:32you could ever possibly become a pig farmer
17:35I didn't think we were even going to finish today
17:38After a really slow start and really thinking there was no potential there at all
17:42Oh, guys, help me, help me
17:44Don't let me in here
17:45Oh, no, I don't want to die
17:47You did impress me with the way you completed the task of inseminating that pig
17:52Talk nicely to her
17:53Take it like a woman
17:55Catching that goat, that impressed me too
17:57Nice, pull it hard, pull it hard, pull it hard, pull it hard, good
18:01Took us a little while, but you did accomplish that
18:05So, New York
18:09I'm gonna give you the title of
18:11Pig Farmer
18:12Thank you!
18:15Thank you so much
18:17I did it, America
18:18I'm a pig farmer
18:19I don't know what you have planned next, but bring it on
18:22I'm outta here
18:24I'm leaving
18:24I'm not holding
18:25Peace
18:27We'll just come on in here
18:29And start taking them out
18:31Oh, I thought you had to physically remove them from their behind
18:34No!
18:35Just reach right in there and grab it real quick and she'll hop right up
18:37Should I ask her first?
18:38Nope, just do it
18:39She won't hurt you, keep going
18:41Oh!
18:42Oh my goodness
18:43She's not, she doesn't want me to have it
18:45Let me just get the egg, let me just get the egg
18:47Grab it, she's letting you grab it
18:48She is?
18:49Yep
18:50She is?
18:50Yep
18:51You get it?
18:54All right, there we go
18:55She let me have it!
18:57What the way to do is pass this emas
18:59Hmm
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