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00:01New York needs a day job, and you took her destiny into your hands by voting for the
00:07job you want to see her work.
00:09If New York succeeds, she gets a $10,000 paycheck.
00:12If she fails, she gets nothing.
00:15Your options this week were A, casting director, B, cafeteria worker, and C, nudist resort
00:22employee.
00:27I'm scared.
00:28I'm getting nervous.
00:31The terracotta inn.
00:32Oh, God, what is this?
00:34America, there better be a cafeteria in there.
00:41Hi, New York.
00:42Hi.
00:43Welcome to terracotta.
00:44Hi, Holly.
00:45Nice to meet you.
00:45Very nice to meet you.
00:46Tell you what, if you'll stand right here, I'm going to get Tom, our owner, okay?
00:49Okay, perfect.
01:02Oh, my goodness.
01:04Oh, my goodness.
01:05Hi, New York.
01:06This is a nudist resort.
01:08Oh, my God.
01:10Are you serious?
01:11You're going to be America's nudist resort employee today.
01:14Like, where's the rest of your outfit at?
01:16Actually, I normally work in shoes, socks, and a smile.
01:20And so today...
01:21Oh, my goodness.
01:22His wiener is out.
01:23Uh-uh.
01:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:52I ain't doing that...
01:58Uh-uh.
01:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:01I'm so embarrassed.
02:02That's okay.
02:03That's okay.
02:04You'll have lots and lots of fun.
02:05Terracotta Inn is a very popular clothing option resort.
02:08It's actually just like any other hotel.
02:10The one difference is, I guess, get a much better sun camp.
02:13Seriously, you'll have lots of fun.
02:19Oh, gosh.
02:22We have very, very good hygiene standards here.
02:25Call me crazy?
02:26But I always thought good hygiene required pants.
02:29Today, you're going to be doing a number of tasks here at the hotel.
02:32Okay.
02:40You're going to find that it's lots and lots of hard work,
02:42but it's also lots of fun,
02:44so I think you'll have a really good time.
02:45Your is out.
02:47I'm sorry.
02:47I'm just noticing it.
02:48We'll decide at the end of the day whether you've done a good job here.
02:52Okay.
02:52And if you've done a great job, then you've earned your paycheck,
02:55and I'll hand you a check for $10,000.
02:57Sounds good to me, Tom.
02:59My $10,000 is on the line, so you know what?
03:02I'm just going to keep pushing for it and keeping my eyes on the prize.
03:05It's just hard to do it with all these naked old people around.
03:09Help me, help me, help me.
03:11You know, since it's early in the morning,
03:13we have to serve the guests breakfast.
03:14Okay.
03:15And one of the things is we have to help us bring the food over for the breakfast.
03:19All right.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:24I can't believe it.
03:29Okay.
03:30We're going to have some breakfast set up now.
03:32You have to be cheerful, bubbly, greet the guests,
03:35make them feel comfortable.
03:38All right.
03:39I think I can handle passing out croissants and fruit and orange juice.
03:43This is going to be simple.
03:45Good morning.
03:46Would you like some orange juice?
03:48That sounds lovely.
03:49Okay.
03:51Here you go.
03:52Oh, thank you.
03:54All right.
03:56I'm talking for breakfast.
03:57Yes.
03:59May I interest you in a croissant?
04:00I would love a croissant.
04:01Oh, good.
04:02Let me get it for you.
04:03Okay.
04:04Okay.
04:06Hi.
04:06I'm Yem.
04:07How are you?
04:07Very nice to meet you.
04:08I'm Tiffany.
04:09Tiffany, nice to meet you.
04:10Let me help you out with this.
04:11Sure, why not?
04:12What would you like to eat?
04:13Some strawberries.
04:14How about that?
04:15So how do you like it working here?
04:16Um, it's different.
04:17It's quite different, right?
04:18A little bit?
04:19Oh.
04:23It's all right.
04:24Your thing is out.
04:25Like, you're hanging out.
04:26I'm so sorry.
04:27Yeah, we're new.
04:29What about you?
04:29You don't get naked?
04:30I feel naked just by looking at your body.
04:33Uh-uh, honey.
04:34You're going to have to pay me more than $10,000 to see my rack.
04:37It doesn't bother you being like that?
04:40It doesn't bother you?
04:41It's just so different.
04:42Like, this is like a culture shock for me.
04:44Welcome to Palm Springs.
04:45Can I give this to you, girl?
04:47Oh, no.
04:48I really can't do the car paint.
04:50Oh, no, but I meant like that.
04:51Oh.
04:55I'll get it.
04:56I'll get it.
04:56I'll get it.
04:57Oh, my goodness.
05:01Oh, my God.
05:02There's an old man.
05:03Oh, my goodness.
05:05How are you doing?
05:07Pretty good.
05:08Everybody came and had their breakfast.
05:09The first guest, New York, was very nervous, but she tried to just go with it, and she did
05:15a good job on that.
05:16The guests seem happy.
05:17Okay, good.
05:22I'd like you to just check with the guests to make sure that they don't think they need
05:25doing what they do to refresh their drinks.
05:27Okay.
05:28Okay.
05:29Can I get you something to drink, sir?
05:30Could he have alcohol or no?
05:32He's too old for alcohol.
05:34Oh, you can have alcohol?
05:35A beer?
05:37Okay.
05:40Here you go.
05:42All right.
05:43How about a hot tea?
05:44Can you get me a hot tea?
05:45I can get you a hot tea.
05:46The big, fat, hairy man, right off the bat, he asks for hot tea.
05:50Hi.
05:51So I'm thinking, oh, I know how to make tea.
05:53This is going to be pretty simple.
05:54I like tea, too.
05:56Now, do you have a stir?
05:58Okay.
05:59It's not going to stir itself, girl.
06:01Oh, my goodness.
06:02He's going to make me kill him.
06:04Now, this big, fat, hairy guy is definitely starting to get obnoxious.
06:08He better not think he's the boss of me.
06:11I'm going to get you some salsa water.
06:13Where's the floaties?
06:13I have a salsa.
06:14Okay.
06:15You've got to hang over.
06:16I got you.
06:17Actually, this gentleman asked you a question.
06:19Oh, sure.
06:20Where are the floaties?
06:26I don't know.
06:26This is my first day here.
06:28Oh, really?
06:28Well, then why don't you find out?
06:30You know what?
06:31I'm so sick of your attitude.
06:32There's only so much I'm going to take.
06:34I might pluck every last hair out of his back one by one.
06:41Girl, come on.
06:42Get that corner.
06:42Come on.
06:42You come over and get it.
06:44You don't care that I'm looking at you, man.
06:47You don't care that I'm looking at you, man.
06:53Where are the floaties?
06:57You know what?
06:58I'm so sick of your attitude.
07:00There's only so much I'm going to take.
07:01One of the guests in his request, New York didn't quite do what he wanted, and so he was having
07:06an issue with that.
07:07It's not about her.
07:08It's all about the guests.
07:09Our job is to make sure that they're happy.
07:11So, hi, sir.
07:13Can I help you?
07:14Just asking where the floaties were.
07:15She'll go get the floaties to tell you where they are.
07:17All right.
07:18Okay.
07:18You're welcome.
07:19Here.
07:19I'll quickly go show you where the floaties are.
07:21It's a good thing Tom stepped in when he did, because I might have strangled this man with
07:26a sack.
07:26Now, what you have to find is it's sort of like working at a restaurant.
07:29Always smile at the guests, and if somebody frustrates you, you just roll with the punches.
07:34You got it.
07:35Time is the boss, so I better just go ahead and do whatever he told me to do to keep
07:40all these old wrinkly naked people happy.
07:42Hi!
07:44Hi, New York.
07:45May I come sit out?
07:46Oh, my goodness.
07:47Have a seat.
07:48You guys feel so comfortable, huh, just being out and exposed and stuff?
07:52Yeah.
07:53So, you don't get mad if I stare down there?
07:55I don't care.
07:56Well, that's your wife, so you don't want to sit down.
07:57No, my wife's over there.
07:58Oh, you don't care that I'm looking at your man?
08:02Oh, my goodness.
08:04She's just relaxed.
08:05Yeah.
08:06She's like, it's no big deal.
08:07It's no big deal.
08:09This lady is super chill with me talking to her man, and his business is just hanging
08:14out, so I just wanted to talk to her some more and figure this all out.
08:17It's not about sex.
08:19It's not about anything.
08:20Oh, nobody ever tries to hook up with your piece?
08:22No.
08:23It's about being who you are.
08:24Mm-hmm.
08:25I figure I could dig that.
08:27Take something off, sugar.
08:31I probably will.
08:32I'm glad you're here.
08:33I'm glad I'm here, too.
08:34It's been cool.
08:35It's been cool.
08:36Thank you for making my drink.
08:42I saw that you've been having some fun talking with the guests, and that's really good.
08:45We also have to get back to some of the harder work.
08:48Holly's going to take you down now to help clean one of the rooms.
08:51Oh, she is?
08:53Yeah.
08:53She is.
08:55Make sure you stay hydrated.
08:57I'm going to need a drink to get through cleaning these rooms.
09:00I don't want to pick up after anybody else.
09:02Are people allowed to have sex in here?
09:05It's just a regular hotel.
09:06Oh, my goodness.
09:08We got to take all the sheets off of it, just pull it off, and we'll bite.
09:13Okay.
09:14Plus, we got the gloves on.
09:16Oh.
09:17Girl, come on.
09:17Get that corner.
09:18Come on.
09:18You come over and get it.
09:21Oh.
09:22Oh, man.
09:23So that mean I got to do that side again, huh?
09:25Yep.
09:25Oh, my goodness.
09:29Oh, this sucks.
09:32This is gross.
09:33Hey, we're almost halfway through the bed.
09:35I don't want to change this bed.
09:38Oh.
09:40Honestly, it is important to change the sheets and things like that, but I just don't like
09:45doing it.
09:45It's the worst.
09:47What's going on in the bathroom?
09:49Just got to wipe everything down.
09:50You can spray the sink, the tub, huh?
09:53Or the tub.
09:56The sink, and then the very last thing we do would be the toilet.
10:07You get it all good and clean?
10:08Mm-hmm.
10:10Really?
10:10Yep.
10:11Okay.
10:12Because unfortunately, I was out getting some cups, so I'm just dead.
10:16I know.
10:16I did the toilet, too.
10:18You've wiped down the toilet?
10:19Mm-hmm.
10:22When I came back, I kind of saw that she was swinging.
10:24of the towel, but not really cleaning and acting like she was cleaning, so it didn't look like
10:27she really touched the bathroom at all.
10:30Let's get the vacuum, and you will be home free.
10:33Ooh!
10:34Hi!
10:35Hi, guys.
10:35Hi, Holly.
10:36I got to talk to Holly, because we got to help another guest.
10:38So we need room 25 to be straightened, so you're on your own for room 25.
10:43No!
10:44Oh!
10:44Just remember, make sure the pillows are all nice and neat, and just wipe everything down
10:47and vacuum.
10:49I'm exhausted, and they want me to do all this on my own?
10:53These are some lazy-ass naked people.
11:16It's not working.
11:26Oh, I thought that was the freaking button.
11:29Working at a nudist resort is really hard work.
11:32I'm around all these old-naked people.
11:35This is way too much for one person.
11:40I've been observing New York.
11:43She's not even working.
11:44And that just does not cut it.
11:46That doesn't cut it anywhere.
11:51If she continued with that behavior, she wouldn't be getting her $10,000 paycheck today.
11:58It's party time!
12:00This is supposed to be a luau.
12:01I want to have fun, too!
12:03What was I supposed to be today?
12:05What was my job title?
12:20Hello there.
12:21How's it going?
12:22Good.
12:23It's not break time yet.
12:24I sent New York over to clean the room, and she's not even working.
12:28Seriously.
12:28Would you want to walk into her room with that condition?
12:31I know.
12:31New York did not do a very good job.
12:33I'm really thinking that that's going to be a strike against her.
12:44Come on out here with me.
12:46Hi.
12:46One of New York's final tasks is we're going to be throwing a luau for the guests.
12:50She's going to be setting up the tiki torches, and she's going to be entertaining the guests.
12:54What I need for you is to help me set up the luau.
12:58Oh, okay.
12:58Yeah, so let's get the tiki torches, and let's just move on in.
13:02We're going to plant the tiki torches.
13:05Time better tuck them nuts up quick.
13:08People are about to eat.
13:10Go deeper.
13:11Oh, gosh.
13:12And I'm going to put these down.
13:16I'm not doing this.
13:18I couldn't get all the tiki torches into the ground, so I just tossed them to the side.
13:22I didn't care anymore.
13:24This is supposed to be a luau.
13:25I want to have fun, too.
13:27Everybody, it's party time.
13:30I'm going to get y'all drinks, too.
13:33This is for me.
13:34I should be getting my own little drink on, too.
13:36America, I've been working hard all day, so I feel like I need a cocktail.
13:41Cheers, everybody.
13:42Cheers to, um, what was I supposed to be today?
13:47How much do you work out all the time?
13:49Did I just answer the question?
13:51New York now has crossed a fine line between being a guest and serving the guest.
13:58Oh, he's good at flinging that around.
14:01Oh, my goodness.
14:02Is that Richard Dreyfuss?
14:06I was completely shocked that you did have a drink.
14:09That was a major, major no-no.
14:12You know what?
14:12I'm just going to leave these off.
14:15Ugh.
14:16Hi, New York.
14:17Hi.
14:17What are these?
14:18Those are called tiki torches.
14:20I found those hidden over by the pool area.
14:23Yeah, you know what?
14:24A few of them started coming up from the ground.
14:26What's that down there?
14:28What?
14:29These here.
14:30Neither one of those are mine.
14:32Neither one of those are mine.
14:33That's wine?
14:36I opened wine for somebody, and then they wanted me to taste it first.
14:39I just tasted it.
14:41Taste test.
14:41You're the employee here.
14:43You're not a guest here.
14:45Are you serious?
14:46I'm serious.
14:46Yes.
14:47Yes.
14:52So I'm going to go inside now.
14:54I'm going to talk to Mary Claire.
14:55I'm going to talk to Holly.
14:57And then we'll be coming back for your evaluation.
14:59Okay.
15:00Okay.
15:07It's the moment of truth where time is getting ready to tell me if I'm going to get paid
15:12or not.
15:13My stomach is a nonsense.
15:15I'm stressing right now.
15:16Hi, New York.
15:17Thank you for coming back.
15:19On behalf of the Terracotta Inn, Holly, Mary Claire, myself, we'd like to say we really
15:24enjoyed working with you today.
15:26I hope you had as much fun as we did working with you.
15:28This was definitely something that I've never experienced before.
15:33It just shows that you don't have to be perfect and you can still flaunt whatever you have.
15:37Okay.
15:38It's time that we have to make a decision.
15:40And this is the check for the $10,000.
15:43We're going to listen to Holly tell me what she thinks you did, how Mary Claire thinks
15:47that you did.
15:48And then I'm the one who'll make that final decision.
15:50So, of course, we're going to listen to Holly.
15:53You were such a great person, so friendly.
15:55But when we were cleaning the rooms, you kind of didn't seem like you wanted to do it.
16:00It kind of made you sick.
16:01You didn't really want to work.
16:03Girl, come on.
16:03Get that corner.
16:04Come on.
16:04This is gross.
16:06You'd be great as a guest.
16:07But as an employee, I can't recommend it.
16:10I'm sorry.
16:12I'm Mary Claire.
16:13I actually enjoyed working with you.
16:15You were very enthusiastic.
16:17You were friendly, outgoing.
16:19And you helped me do the breakfast, which is a hard job.
16:21I'll get it.
16:22Oh, really?
16:23Oh, my goodness.
16:24I really thought you would be a great employee at Terracotta.
16:28We've got one yes, and we've got one no.
16:32And I'm the tiebreaker, and it's my decision.
16:45We've got one yes, and we've got one no.
16:49And I'm the tiebreaker, and it's my decision.
16:57As a person, I really like working with you.
17:00You're a great people person.
17:02However, there's a fine line between acting as you're on vacation
17:07and doing the work that's expected of you.
17:09In life, everybody has problems.
17:11You have to suck it up, and you still have to do the job.
17:14And one of the big things that really concerned me
17:17is we're drinking on the job.
17:21Everybody, it's party time!
17:25And drinking is a major no-no, not just at my hotel,
17:28but any place that you go to.
17:30I had a little drink on the job.
17:32Big deal.
17:32He was naked the whole entire time.
17:34This is a check for $10,000, and I would like to give it to you.
17:41But unfortunately, I just don't think I'm going to hire you.
17:44I wish you good luck on your next job.
17:47Are you serious, Tom?
17:48No, I'm serious.
17:49You know how hard that was for me, looking at all these
17:53and time?
17:54Tom, I had to look at your penis all day today.
17:56You could at least give me half the money just for that alone.
18:00I put up with all these old wrinkly-ass bodies all day,
18:03and I'm not even going to get paid?
18:04You're not going to get paid.
18:05Okay, I'm kind of glad it didn't work out.
18:08Okay, thank you very much, and Chris, like...
18:10I really don't care.
18:12When Tom tore that check up in front of me,
18:15I wanted to slap the crap out of him.
18:17I felt so violated.
18:19I just wanted to get the hell off that island.
18:21This was weird anyway.
18:22I'm glad it didn't work.
18:27Oh, you're going to come to me.
18:28I'm not going deep for you.
18:30Oh, really?
18:30I am not going deep for you.
18:32Here I am.
18:33Where's Tom at?
18:36Oh, no, she didn't.
18:39Here we go.
18:40Oh, good catch.
18:42Oh, nice.
18:44Okay.
18:45Where's Tom at?
18:52That's why our guests don't wear bathing suits.
18:55Oh, this is so uncomfortable.
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