The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 4 - Episode 12: Masti Ka Mahamix - video Dailymotion

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00:00:10Hey, Raja, let's go to Gorakhpur.

00:00:13No.

00:00:14No, no, no.

00:00:16Aha.

00:00:20Shambhu, shambhu.

00:00:22Oh, yeah.

00:00:23Yes.

00:00:29Aha, tilak kar ki razi do to.

00:00:38Madaya.

00:00:561st century!

00:00:58Sidhu-sahab.

00:00:59We do a custom kawali, Mithu Kuala and group.

00:01:02This is Buddha, my son.

00:01:07We make a custom kawali.

00:01:10So, Sidhu-sahab, is sponsored by a kawali.

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00:01:34Dilly Mina

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00:02:29This is the Instagram

00:02:44I think it's been a ball up in a cricket

00:03:21Hey, hey!

00:03:31I don't know how to get hurt from my mother.

00:03:34My mother is sitting here, so she's doing great stuff.

00:03:38And she's like...

00:03:40I'm going to swipe right on Tinder.

00:03:44I'm going to swipe right on Tinder.

00:03:49I'm going to swipe right on Tinder.

00:03:55I'm going to swipe right on Tinder.

00:04:08I love you, I love you.

00:04:26Be careful, beep beep!

00:04:32It's the spjutant...

00:04:37Stop, stop, stop, stop!

00:04:44Mr. Mr. Yes, Mr.

00:04:46What was the other thing?

00:04:49Who was the lady?

00:04:52Do you know them?

00:04:53How can I speak?

00:04:54Archanap Puran Singh, thousands of filmes did he?

00:04:57Do you know which film he did?

00:05:00He did he?

00:05:03What are you talking about?

00:05:05Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:05:07I don't know who he is.

00:05:09He did a great film.

00:05:11He did a great film.

00:05:13He did a great film.

00:05:14That's it, that's it.

00:05:15That's it, that's it.

00:05:16That's it, that's it, that's it.

00:05:18That's it, that's it, that's it.

00:05:26Taurus did he?

00:05:27What do you mean by Ike?

00:05:29He did it with a nice man.

00:05:30He is the nice man.

00:05:30He ate his leg chief.

00:05:35His first time.

00:05:36He ate his legs.

00:05:36You eat his head above his head.

00:05:39You sit there.

00:05:40You know about it?

00:05:42Wait.

00:05:43Who knows?

00:05:45Siddur喔 ཀ ཀ ཀ ཀ ཀ ཀ ཀ ཀ ང ར ང ོ པད ད ང ད ཤམ ད ང

00:05:50ཆ ད ར

00:05:51Are you a politician?

00:05:53He doesn't have politics.

00:05:56He doesn't have politics.

00:05:57Yes, Ravi Ji is sitting there.

00:06:01Ravi Ji.

00:06:02Okay.

00:06:04He is the MP of Gholakpur.

00:06:07Big brother, how do you know my knowledge?

00:06:09How do you know my politics?

00:06:11We have to recognize them in Sattah, so we have to recognize them.

00:06:17From where?

00:06:21No, Ravi Ji.

00:06:23When did you start your life, when did you start your life?

00:06:33How many times when did you start your life?

00:06:36When did you start your life?

00:06:37Which life did you start your life?

00:06:39They built a house in the house.

00:06:42Okay, okay, okay.

00:06:43You didn't have enough time to go and see.

00:06:47They built this house.

00:06:49I was a kid that didn't go away.

00:06:52I was a kid that I was a kid.

00:06:54What happened to you?

00:06:59You didn't have enough time to go to a man,

00:07:04so I couldn't figure out my life.

00:07:06How many times when I've been out of the house?

00:07:09What?

00:07:11I have to say that.

00:07:12I'm gonna talk about this.

00:07:13I have to say that.

00:07:14I have to say that.

00:07:14You have to say the question.

00:07:15You have to say it.

00:07:15That's all I have to say.

00:07:17I have to say it.

00:07:18You are going to say it.

00:07:19He does a program in 1000 rupes.

00:07:22He does a program in 50 rupes.

00:07:24Wow!

00:07:25And the person who has 50 rupes...

00:07:27...the person who has 25 rupes...

00:07:30Listen...

00:07:31...the person in his hands is 100 rupes in the food.

00:07:34Okay? I am the proprietor.

00:07:37This is...

00:07:38Listen, if a girl is struggling,

00:07:40she can support her.

00:07:41Okay, if a girl is struggling...

00:07:43How are we going to get a deal, Astadji?

00:07:46She is struggling.

00:07:47The person who has a Netflix program...

00:07:48...they got her and brought her to her mom.

00:07:50The other programs took us...

00:07:51...but we left a person's lust.

00:07:54We got 20 hours of Kualik.

00:07:56Then we said, that's 20 hours.

00:07:57After that, I got paid for the Kualik program.

00:08:00Who called it?

00:08:01I said, the entire story of Chagalal's...

00:08:02...and said, Chagalal, take a look at it.

00:08:05Take it over.

00:08:06Who asked if they were like this?

00:08:08They were like this.

00:08:10I was like this.

00:08:10Then I got out of my hand.

00:08:11I got out of the chair.

00:08:14I got out of the chair.

00:08:15I got out of the chair.

00:08:16It's time for her to die and die and die and die and die and die and die.

00:08:24Look, Ashtarji, this is the only difference in life.

00:08:28People are running under the materialistic things.

00:08:31I remember a couple of months ago.

00:08:33Why are you doing this?

00:08:39Why are you doing this?

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00:47:28When they go to the gym, they have to put a special board on them.

00:47:32They don't want to take a lot of attention to the person who is impressed.

00:47:41The girls are very smart.

00:47:44They know that they are stocking us.

00:47:46If you go to the gym, you think that this person has never taken the weight.

00:47:52I have two dumbbells put extra weight on them.

00:47:54Have you noticed that?

00:47:56Yes.

00:47:56I mean, it's like a side vision.

00:47:59Yes.

00:48:00What do you say?

00:48:02Peripheral vision.

00:48:03Peripheral vision.

00:48:03I can show you everything.

00:48:04I know what's happening.

00:48:06How much weight is taking my weight.

00:48:08How many photos are taking my photos.

00:48:10It's good.

00:48:11It's good.

00:48:12It's so much love.

00:48:15Malika, I opened my gym.

00:48:19I wrote a book.

00:48:20After that, I opened my own restaurant.

00:48:21You can eat food like a house.

00:48:23You can eat food like a house.

00:48:25Yes.

00:48:26One person left the house and left the house.

00:48:28He came to eat food like a house.

00:48:30How do you convince them to eat food like a house?

00:48:32How do you convince them to eat food like a house?

00:48:47No.

00:48:48No.

00:48:49Not because...

00:48:51No.

00:48:52No.

00:48:53No.

00:48:55No.

00:48:55There's no counterfeit one.

00:49:00Filets, he remained like, one kid's about it.

00:49:17That's all I've seen.

00:49:18Of course.

00:49:23Wow.

00:49:27I went to a restaurant. Amazing food.

00:49:30Ambience and the food was amazing.

00:49:47When will you come?

00:49:48You'll get there.

00:49:49Of course.

00:49:49I'll go alone.

00:49:51I'll go alone.

00:49:52What are you talking about?

00:49:53I'll go out after shooting.

00:49:55We'll go together.

00:49:56Kela will go.

00:49:57Ginnikon will go.

00:49:58Why?

00:49:59I'm going to go.

00:50:00Kela will go.

00:50:01I'm going to die.

00:50:02I'm going to die.

00:50:04I'm going to die.

00:50:05You're going to die.

00:50:09It's gone.

00:50:10What's your choice?

00:50:12The world cup was so happy.

00:50:20Please come.

00:50:21Please come.

00:50:24Please come.

00:50:25Come.

00:50:26Some men have a body of 100 kilos.

00:50:29It's like a dog.

00:50:31It's like a dog.

00:50:31It's like a body of 55.

00:50:32But it's like a tree.

00:50:34Everything is falling.

00:50:35The tree is falling.

00:50:36It's falling too.

00:50:39I'm saying that you'll fall.

00:50:41I'm ready to go.

00:50:44I'm ready to go.

00:50:45I'm ready to go.

00:50:45I have seen you in a fight.

00:50:52I have seen you in a fight.

00:50:56Artyna, I have never thought you were right.

00:51:01You are right.

00:51:02Come and eat.

00:51:05I have been right here.

00:51:06We have had a lot of food.

00:51:10You have seen white meat on it?

00:51:12I have never seen you.

00:51:14I remember white mackhan.

00:51:15White mackhan.

00:51:17What do you think of your house?

00:51:19Every 15 or 20 days,

00:51:23mackhan,

00:51:26some chakna mackna

00:51:28and wool

00:51:30comes to me.

00:51:31In the past year, you have met with your husband.

00:51:34You have known for 20 years.

00:51:38We have never brought our wool.

00:51:39We have never brought our wool.

00:51:41Kuru!

00:51:48I am very jealous.

00:51:51Does it look like my body in my body?

00:51:58I mean, I don't understand.

00:52:01What you are writing in the vanity,

00:52:04which I wrote in the first line.

00:52:05How I fell in love after 50.

00:52:13I am so proud of you.

00:52:17How are you doing?

00:52:17I am so proud of you.

00:52:18I am so proud of you.

00:52:20the first cushion is thrown off me.

00:52:22The second cushion is thrown off me.

00:52:24I am scared of you.

00:52:25I am so proud of you.

00:52:39I am so proud of you.

00:52:41I am so proud of you.

00:52:41What are you doing to live in your life?

00:52:44I am so proud of you.

00:52:46What is your majority?

00:52:49About the 40 days

00:52:50I am so proud of you.

00:52:55What is your majority?

00:53:00I am so proud of you.

00:53:08So, Siddharita, is the second question?

00:53:10No, no, no, we want to ask people.

00:53:21Oh my god!

00:53:28In Bangalore, Sheetal writes,

00:53:30that they are so beautiful.

00:53:33They're too big.

00:53:34I want to know this one from you.

00:53:36What is difficult to complain about

00:53:37To manage your child's girlfriend, or to manage your boyfriend's own?

00:53:48Who is this? Who has asked this question?

00:53:51Put a number, please.

00:53:52I'm going to talk to you.

00:53:53Do it, do it, do it.

00:53:55I'll tell them in private.

00:53:56Okay, Sheetal Ji, you will have a call for a while.

00:53:59Malika, as we say, the parents are so friendly.

00:54:03But when you are doing friendly with them,

00:54:07then the children are also over-friendly.

00:54:09So then, do your mother come outside?

00:54:11Or is it like this?

00:54:13I think, parents always say that

00:54:15one is a good cop and one is a bad cop, right?

00:54:18And more, I think, my mother is a bad cop.

00:54:22Okay, I'm the good cop in my relationship,

00:54:24and Parmeet is the bad cop for the children.

00:54:26But she is the father of you.

00:54:34But...

00:54:36On a serious note,

00:54:37but the love relationship you have with your children,

00:54:40and their girlfriend also comes with them,

00:54:42and they are so friendly with them.

00:54:44And I've learned a lot,

00:54:45so when my children grow up,

00:54:46I'll try to...

00:54:47Yes, sir, sir.

00:54:48...you will become your father.

00:54:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:55:00yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:01Bonnie! Bonnie!

00:55:03Bonnie! Bonnie!

00:55:04Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie!

00:55:07Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie! Bernie!

00:55:12Bonnie!

00:55:13Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie!

00:55:16Ballinger.

00:55:17Check anything forですね.

00:55:18You will need to fight it.

00:55:21Okay.

00:55:22Tocco!

00:55:24Tocco!

00:55:26Tocco!

00:55:27Yoko, Yoko!

00:55:57Oh, my God.

00:56:27Paji, 15-15 km tog toh pani tha hi nahi, yeh aap pani kahan se laye?

00:56:33Maa, 16 km se laya.

00:56:38Chalo.

00:56:39Paji, love you.

00:56:40Haan, suna.

00:56:41Yeh, bees pe pe pakad.

00:56:42Aanti ke baal meh mehendi laguwa ke de.

00:56:46Chalo, chalo.

00:56:49Yeh pani unke ghar pe chora de, Aanti ke.

00:56:52It's same walk si tha walk.

00:56:57Haan, haan, haan.

00:57:00Hello.

00:57:04Eek nahi, do, bro, matlab.

00:57:05Idara hao, a komette.

00:57:06Paji, malayka bethi meh, unko chod ke rodi a sakta ho.

00:57:08Eek komette.

00:57:10Eek second.

00:57:11Sure, sure.

00:57:13Ji ji.

00:57:15Wo bethi haan udara isil liha te riko bula raha hona, idara mahi aara.

00:57:18Yeh le bies pe pe dahi leke aaja.

00:57:22Shamaal ba hai hai na.

00:57:25Haan, shamaal dahi leke ra.

00:57:27Haan, haan.

00:57:27Baag ke jaa ke leke aata ho.

00:57:28Haan, nahi baag ke nahi.

00:57:29Araam se ja.

00:57:30Haan, haan.

00:57:30Suno.

00:57:31Main to kahta tha ho, udara dahi ki lasi bna ke pi ja ghar pe ja soja ka la.

00:57:35Haan, haan.

00:57:36Haan, haan.

00:57:37Haan, haan, haan.

00:57:37Thuudi dheer baar tha.

00:57:37Yeh paise raayan toho paaji, meray paas hai hai paise.

00:57:39Oye, komette hi jara.

00:57:40Haan, ji.

00:57:41Yeh paji, paji.

00:57:41Aaj paji mad bol mehko.

00:57:42Haan, haan.

00:57:43Haan, haan.

00:57:43So, kya bolu?

00:57:44Aay, muhae chota bai maan na, shari bol.

00:57:47Shari!

00:57:47Paaji, aap baai ho, yaar.

00:57:48Eh, yaar.

00:57:49Baai, yaar.

00:57:50Baai, yaar.

00:57:51Haan, baai.

00:57:51Baai, baai, baai.

00:57:53Nae.

00:57:56Paaji ho, yaar.

00:57:57No, bro, bro, bro.

00:57:59Okay, come on, Sherry bro.

00:58:00Yeah, come on.

00:58:01Sherry bro, come.

00:58:03Hello.

00:58:04Hello.

00:58:06Hello.

00:58:11You just put one or two in front of me.

00:58:14No, no.

00:58:16That's it.

00:58:18Sherry bro, how are you here?

00:58:22Actually, what happened?

00:58:23I got two lucky draw in Goa.

00:58:25Yes.

00:58:26I got one, but I was thinking about it.

00:58:29Okay.

00:58:35What did you get out of Goa?

00:58:42My lucky draw came out.

00:58:44Goa?

00:58:44I got two tickets.

00:58:45I was thinking about it.

00:58:46I'll go.

00:58:47And I was thinking about it.

00:58:49I'll go.

00:58:50Oh, come on.

00:58:51Come on.

00:58:52Here.

00:59:15Goa.

00:59:16Goa.

00:59:17Goa.

00:59:23Goa.

00:59:26go.

00:59:28Goa.

00:59:28Goa is off.

00:59:29All the way to USA,

00:59:29what happened?

00:59:33It has been here 11 days.

00:59:35Oh, you've seen New Year.

00:59:37Goa is off.

00:59:39That's appropriate.

00:59:41Again.

00:59:41Okay, you're going to go to Dubai and you're going to Prite USA.

00:59:4511 days of the layover.

00:59:48I don't have any problem.

00:59:50I don't have any problem.

00:59:5211 days of the layover.

00:59:53Okay, you're going to do it.

00:59:55Believe it or not.

00:59:57Believe it or not.

00:59:58I remember that it's been 19 years ago.

01:00:00We're working together together.

01:00:02Okay?

01:00:03You've heard one last year, you've heard one last year.

01:00:05I've repeated five times.

01:00:06I've been laughing every time.

01:00:07I've been laughing every time.

01:00:08I've been laughing every time.

01:00:11What is this?

01:00:13You're a brother.

01:00:14You're a brother.

01:00:15You're a brother, you're a brother.

01:00:18Okay, you say that.

01:00:20Tell me what you're going to do.

01:00:22I'll go there, sit down.

01:00:24What did you say about Deepika?

01:00:26What did you say about Deepika?

01:00:28I told you to see Lal Romal.

01:00:30Okay.

01:00:32When I tell you to see Lal Romal,

01:00:33I'm going to ask you, what will you say about?

01:00:34Deepika, why did you say about Deepika?

01:00:36Lal Romal, Deepika.

01:00:37Okay.

01:00:42Deepika.

01:00:44I was asking my helicopter to the chappies.

01:00:46Okay.

01:00:48Give me.

01:00:50Helicopter to the chappies.

01:00:52Keep it.

01:00:53And the four of the airs look behind.

01:00:56Come back to the children.

01:00:57Okay, the helicopter is going from the chappies.

01:01:04Then?

01:01:08So, Malaika, this life is, I will tell you.

01:01:12Yes.

01:01:13You know, people ask me, when does true love happen?

01:01:17True love happens when I think you are matured, not when you're young.

01:01:22Because that time it's infatuation, it's attraction.

01:01:26But when you're grown up, you've seen life.

01:01:29Then you were confident about yourself.

01:01:31Yeah.

01:01:34Then you know what life is.

01:01:39Yeah.

01:01:46In English, you've said a lot, but you've said a lot, like you've said a lot.

01:01:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:02:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

01:02:23Do a little bit.

01:02:24Now, let's eat a little bit.

01:02:26Let's eat a little bit.

01:02:30Why are you doing this?

01:02:33Some times, the tree falls down.

01:02:35Where are you from?

01:02:38Then, why am I doing this?

01:02:46It looks good.

01:02:48It looks good.

01:02:53Why?

01:02:54I saw a picture.

01:02:55I saw a picture.

01:02:56I saw a life again.

01:02:58There is a man who plays sand.

01:03:01He tells the sand.

01:03:02He's a matador.

01:03:05He's a blue coat.

01:03:08He's going to attack him.

01:03:09Then, he doesn't see sand.

01:03:10He's standing there.

01:03:11He's standing there.

01:03:12He's standing there.

01:03:14He's just a blue coat.

01:03:15One time.

01:03:16He tells the sand.

01:03:18He's going to attack him.

01:03:21I'm going to attack him.

01:03:23He's standing there.

01:03:24I'm going to attack him.

01:03:33You take it.

01:03:35You get to see sand.

01:03:36He's standing there.

01:03:38So, you have to show me.

01:03:41Okay?

01:03:42I haven't seen it.

01:03:44I haven't seen it.

01:03:44So, I haven't seen it again.

01:03:45No one of them, you see this thing.

01:03:48What?

01:03:49Yes, I can see that Sandh is running back, Ritik and Abhay Devolgabijay.

01:03:55Sandh is not shown in the film.

01:03:58Sandh has been shown in the first film.

01:04:00Look, he has shown in the first film, but I can't remember Sandh.

01:04:03Yes, I can tell you.

01:04:07I'll tell you something.

01:04:08He has made this film, Zoya Akhtar.

01:04:10His family is talented, his brother, Farhan Akhtar.

01:04:13He wants to watch the film.

01:04:14He doesn't watch the film, but I don't want to watch the film.

01:04:17I can't remember that.

01:04:20He wants to watch the film.

01:04:24Does he want to watch the film?

01:04:26He wants to watch the film.

01:04:28I want to watch the film.

01:04:28It's been a film that they are married.

01:04:32He says, no, you want to watch the film?

01:04:34You want to watch the film?

01:04:38I want to watch the film.

01:04:40With the picture of Dipika's face, I was a picture offer.

01:04:47Oh

01:05:12What do you want to show?

01:05:14This is normal.

01:05:29You know, it was a love story.

01:05:31So I did not feel that connection that I should feel.

01:05:47I can show you the connection with me.

01:05:50Okay.

01:05:52One minute, one minute.

01:05:53Where?

01:05:54Here, here.

01:05:55There is a scene of Mele.

01:05:57This is based on a true story.

01:05:59Oh, okay.

01:06:00Yeah.

01:06:01Who's true story?

01:06:02Who's?

01:06:02Your.

01:06:05Come, come.

01:06:06Come.

01:06:09One minute.

01:06:12My brother, how are you feeling good with me?

01:06:14If you're sleeping a little, then it's fun.

01:06:17Hey, hey, hey.

01:06:18Hey, hey, hey.

01:06:19Oh.

01:06:20Oh.

01:06:21Oh.

01:06:22Oh.

01:06:23Oh.

01:06:29Oh.

01:06:34Oh.

01:06:36Oh.

01:06:42Oh.

01:06:44Oh.

01:06:47Oh.

01:06:49Oh.

01:06:50Oh, oh.

01:06:58Oh.

01:06:59Oh

01:07:06Oh

01:07:31.

01:07:33.

01:07:36.

01:07:37.

01:07:38.

01:07:39.

01:07:41.

01:07:49.

01:07:50.

01:07:51.

01:07:52.

01:07:53.

01:07:56.

01:07:56You're the only one

01:08:00All things are for me

01:08:08You're the only one

01:08:12You're the only one

01:08:17You're the only one

01:08:22Now, Manjot Singh, you're the only one

01:08:24Now, Manjot Singh fail

01:08:26It'll get a chance, it'll get a dance

01:08:29The Mirchi's like this

01:08:31You're the only one

01:08:33You're the only one

01:08:35Don't stop, don't stop

01:08:41Don't stop

01:08:42What the hell?

01:08:43You should have a strong fight for Malayka Ji

01:08:46Malayka, come please

01:08:47What the hell?

01:08:50Malayka, thank you very much for your show

01:08:52Wow, it's so romantic

01:08:55It's so romantic

01:08:56It's so romantic

01:08:57We will be standing up and we will do something else

01:09:01What a joke

01:09:04Malayka, madam, you're such a jam

01:09:06You're such a jam

01:09:08You're so much love you've given me today

01:09:10Thank you so much

01:09:12Thank you, really

01:09:36Good night

01:09:37Good night

01:09:38Good night

01:09:55Good night

01:09:56Good night

01:10:01Good night

01:10:02Good night

01:10:05Good night

01:10:07Good night

01:10:08Good night

01:10:10Good night

01:10:12Good night

The Great Indian Kapil Show - Season 4 - Episode 12: Masti Ka Mahamix

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