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00:10It looks good.
00:14Yeah, I know. I cleaned it.
00:18It looks good to the eye. Let's see how the glove feels.
00:22Do you own a pair of those just for this, or are you half a mime also?
00:34Either you clean all the dirt, or the dirt is white.
00:41You know, Steve, I can't help but notice you seem to be enjoying the fact that we have a health
00:46inspection today.
00:49He loves it.
00:50He calls health inspectors gods that walk among us.
00:56When other people run away from dirt, they run towards it.
01:01And now, if you'll excuse me, there's a kitchen awaiting the white glove.
01:10You don't need to slam the door.
01:23It's clean.
01:26Emmett, you know how bad it can be if we don't pass with flying colors.
01:29So I'm asking you, please, let me deal with this like a professional.
01:36Bobby, Emmett's standing in my way.
01:38What's going on out here?
01:40Emmett's clean blocking me.
01:43I don't want Steve judging my kitchen.
01:45Bad enough I have to put up with Inspector Watts' face later on.
01:50Hank, I thought you liked him.
01:52He's always coming in here saying so-and-so traded for so-and-so for some sports reason.
01:57I don't like him.
01:59You're the one that likes him.
02:01We get along, that's all.
02:03Well, he'd like to do a lot more than get along with you.
02:07Oh, I get it.
02:09Emmett's jealous.
02:10This is cute.
02:13I mean, not that look, but the situation.
02:17Is that right?
02:18Is that why you're acting like such a butt?
02:22I've seen how he looks at you.
02:23Oh, grow up.
02:25This is a business, not a playground.
02:27Well, good thing for Hank or I'd take him out behind the monkey bars.
02:32I hated when Mom and Dad fight on Christmas morning.
02:36Wow, who knew my two favorite people could make such a weird vibe?
02:42Well, he's acting like an idiot.
02:43It's embarrassing.
02:45Why are you smiling?
02:48Emma?
02:51I found a popcorn machine for Isabella's movie night.
02:56Ah-ah!
02:56Gabby, what are you doing?
02:58I found a popcorn machine for Isabella's movie night.
03:03I thought what I said was pretty clear.
03:06No, we have health inspection today.
03:09We can't take a chance on this old thing giving us a bad grade.
03:12Oh, I do hate poor grades, as we know.
03:17Well, don't you worry.
03:19I have cleaned this baby inside and out.
03:23I even got all the gunk out from the back.
03:26Ah!
03:29Oh, ah.
03:31Ah.
03:32Oh.
03:33Okay, that was that squeaking.
03:37Yeah.
03:38I can't believe I wasted so much time oiling those wheels.
03:44Sometimes it feels like a big old fight
03:47To get through the day and sleep on through the night
03:52But here you'll find a place that'll surely lift your spirits
03:56You belong in Hackbeats
03:59You belong in Hackbeats' place
04:27Like in Ratatouille
04:30That's a great movie
04:32One that kids and adults cry at
04:36First of all, that was a rat
04:38The movie was not called Mouse-a-tui
04:42And could everybody please stop these idiotic conversations?
04:46Bobby, look, I know you're stressed, but Gabby really is just trying to help
04:51Why don't you go relax and let me be the calm, measured leader we need to-
04:56Ah!
04:56It's just running over my foot!
04:57Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
04:59Go for it!
04:59Are you crazy enough that they explode?
05:03Okay, all right, it is a mouse
05:05You are a baby and you are a monster
05:10Okay, nobody panic
05:11I just need a tiny syringe filled with knockout juice
05:13Oh, you can't stab a mouse, Gabby
05:16It's for you, Isabella!
05:19Okay, knock it off
05:21Do you understand how devastating this will be for the restaurant?
05:25Oh, Isabella
05:28Me?
05:29No, I'm fine
05:31I just touched it
05:32And that's not how you get diseases from it
05:33Because I just touched it
05:34Okay, guys
05:36Get it together
05:37Hank will be here any second
05:39And if he sees that mouse, it's over
05:42Goodbye A rating and hello bankruptcy
05:46Well, you do kind of have an ace in the hole
05:48What are you talking about?
05:49I mean, Emmett did say Hank likes you
05:52No
05:52Yes
05:53No
05:53Yes, that's right
05:56Okay, all right, what are we getting so worked up about?
05:59We don't need a mousetrap
06:01We got ourselves a honey trap
06:05I can't flirt with another man
06:07I'm in a relationship
06:09Well, to be fair, you weren't great flirting with men
06:12Out of a relationship
06:15I don't like it either, Bobby
06:16But if it's that
06:17Or shut down the restaurant
06:19How can you not?
06:22Fine
06:23Where are you going?
06:24To the kitchen
06:25Which I now call the baby's room
06:38This thing with Bobby
06:40I'm being an ass, aren't I?
06:41Yes
06:43You can take a minute to think about it
06:45Emmett, Bobby's the most considerate person I know
06:48She would never do anything to make someone feel bad
06:51At least of all you
06:53Thank you, Michael Jackson
06:57Hey, Steve
06:58Can we have a minute, please?
06:59Of course
07:00I'll just
07:02Beat it
07:10Listen, Emmett
07:11No, let me start
07:12Please
07:12Okay
07:13I'm sorry
07:16It doesn't matter how Hank acts
07:18It only matters how you do
07:20And I know you will be 100% professional
07:26Oh boy
07:28What is it?
07:30Well, there's a little incident that's happening out at the bar
07:36That Steve just found out about
07:40Gabby let a mouse loose and it's running around everywhere
07:43Well, what can I do?
07:44What do you need from me?
07:45Well, here's the interesting part
07:48I need you to be okay with me flirting with Hank
07:56Uh-huh
07:56See, we need to keep Hank distracted
07:58And if something goes wrong
08:00He needs to cut us some slack on the inspection
08:04Uh-huh
08:06It won't mean anything
08:08It's just something I have to do for the business
08:10I just need to know
08:11Are you okay with that?
08:13Uh-huh
08:15I'm sorry
08:16Was that second word a huh or a no?
08:19No, I'm not okay with it
08:21Gotta be a better way
08:23Well, there's not
08:24And I was hoping you'd be mature enough
08:26To realize I need to do this for the tavern
08:28Are you seriously asking me to be okay
08:30To let my girlfriend flirt with another man?
08:33Why not?
08:34It's not like we're going on a date
08:36It's not gonna be real
08:38Well, he doesn't know that
08:40So what?
08:41So
08:42Everything
08:45Oh, gee
08:45I never thought of it that way
08:48Thanks, Emmett
08:49For opening my eyes
08:50Look
08:52If you don't understand
08:54That that bothers me
08:55I can't explain it to you
08:56No
08:57No, I got it
08:58So
08:59Everything
09:01Yep
09:03Clears the bell
09:06Are you being sarcastic?
09:08Yes, I'm being sarcastic
09:09Yes, I'm being sarcastic
09:15Oh, hey
09:17So
09:17How'd it go with Emmett?
09:19Oh
09:19We shared our feelings
09:21And he cried while I held him
09:24Really?
09:25No
09:28Oh, sorry
09:29We're closed this morning for health inspection
09:31I know
09:32I'm Monica Ulrich
09:34Department of Health
09:35Badge number 168
09:38You're not Hank
09:40I know
09:42Monica Ulrich
09:43Department of Health
09:44Badge number 168
09:48I don't understand
09:49Where's Hank?
09:50Hank was fired
09:52For letting some owners slide
09:54Because he liked them
09:58Lost his pension, too
09:59Hmm
10:01Got off easy
10:01If you ask me
10:07Shall we proceed?
10:12I think she killed Hank
10:20Have I told you how happy we are that you're here?
10:23Mm-hmm
10:23Well, we are
10:24Because we're happy, happy, happy
10:27You have
10:28To a suspicious degree
10:31What?
10:32No
10:33I'm just glad that a sister is doing so great in the world
10:38We have to stick together, am I right?
10:40You're not
10:41Okay
10:44Oh, I've never seen anyone take this much time inspecting a bar
10:48Is that a problem?
10:49Well, if you have a problem making me so woo
10:58Okay, these bar mats are properly placed
11:00But I want you to make sure to clean underneath them after every shift
11:03Aye, aye, captain
11:06I'm not a captain
11:10I'm the health inspector
11:11Badge number 168
11:13I know
11:21What are you doing?
11:22Ah, fanning
11:24Woo
11:25I get hot flashes
11:29Better
11:29Oh, hello
11:31What's this?
11:33Got a piece of trash here
11:35That looks like it's been chewed by something
11:37Oh, that's me
11:38I'm a
11:40I'm a
11:41Paper chewer
11:42I had a menu for breakfast
11:49Oh, Bobby
11:53I'm trying to quit
11:54I'm down two napkins a day
12:00Okay, this cannot be as hard as we're making it
12:04How did Tom catch Jerry?
12:07He didn't
12:09That was the whole point of that cartoon
12:13Okay, you know, why are you giving me attitude?
12:15Because you brought in a rodent
12:17Which I would have already caught by now
12:19If you hadn't jumped on a chair like a 1950s housewife
12:23That was fight or flight
12:25That was instinctual
12:27Okay
12:29But I am a boss
12:30And I will solve this problem
12:36There he is
12:39Oh
12:40Shh
12:40Shh
12:42Shh
12:42Shh
12:42Shh
12:43Shh
12:44Okay
12:45Okay
12:45Okay
12:46Here we go
12:46Here we go
12:47Here we go
12:51Oh, it's so much worse up close
12:54Look at how tiny its body is
12:57Oh, wow
12:58Where are all its organs in there?
13:01Gabby, Gabby, take it
13:02Okay
13:04All right
13:04Shh
13:06Huh?
13:08Ever caught Jerry, huh?
13:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
13:14Ha, ha, ha
13:15Oh, sugar con
13:23Really?
13:24It's the boss's chair
13:26I can sit in it
13:39You can't possibly be this interested in hygiene
13:41I have a little vacuum to clean my big vacuum
13:48Hey, Bobby
13:48Emmett said he'd need to see you right away
13:51Now?
13:51What for?
13:52Mm-hmm
13:54Fine
13:54Guard the door in case that mouse comes out
13:57And do what?
14:03What is it?
14:05Is Hank gonna be out there much longer?
14:08Because I need to use the bathroom
14:12Seriously?
14:12You are being such a child
14:14Well, this child needs to go wee-wee
14:18I don't have time to deal with your hurt feelings
14:21And for your information
14:22Hank got fired
14:24And the new health inspector is a nightmare
14:27It's not Hank?
14:29Who is it?
14:34Monica?
14:37Hey, Ned!
14:40You get over here
14:41Oh, my God
14:41You get over here
14:43You get over here
14:44Let me take a look at you
14:46Woo-hoo!
14:49Emmett Hawkins
14:50Oh, I always wondered what happened to you
14:53Hey, you know the barbecue place went under three months after you left
14:57No
14:58Yes
14:58I guess nobody does ribs like Big E
15:03He remembered, that's nice
15:06Big E
15:08Oh, we got nicknames for each other, didn't we, Little M?
15:11We did
15:11Yeah
15:13Those aren't nicknames, those are initials
15:16That's true, that's true
15:17But I also used to call him Hot Sauce
15:19Oh, that's cute
15:22Around here we just call him Sir Fartalot
15:26Um, excuse me, we're in the middle of an inspection
15:29And I've been looking forward to this for a year
15:32Ah, you heard the man, get away from each other
15:35Ah, don't do that
15:38Mickey is in the clubhouse
15:40I repeat, Mickey is in the clubhouse
15:46You deal with the clubhouse, I gotta keep an eye on the hen house
15:53Go ahead, I got this
15:57It's for the tavern, right?
16:00If you keep winking like that, you're gonna be Little E
16:03Okay, make this quick, somebody's trying to steal my hot sauce out there
16:12Just stares at me and flexes its tiny hands and fingernails
16:16Why are they like that?
16:19I don't know, maybe we can ask him when we catch him
16:24Okay, I need someone else to help me trap the mouse
16:28And currently Isabella is
16:29I'm sorry, is this fight or flight?
16:33Leave me alone
16:35All right, all right, Bobby, we need to get rid of this little intruder
16:39Yes, we do, the intruder has to go
16:42You think you can just come in here and take what's mine?
16:46Bobby, it's a mouse
16:47It probably doesn't speak English
16:49But you know what?
16:51Grab that box over there, okay?
16:53All right
16:54You fence him in
16:55Around the other side
16:56All right
16:57Game over, Little Eon
16:59Fencing, fencing, bringing in
17:01Three, two, one
17:04And that's how you catch a mouse
17:09That's not funny
17:11Okay, it's all clear
17:15Where's Big E and Little Eon?
17:16They went to inspect the kitchen
17:19Alone?
17:20Yeah, I lost her
17:25I'm sure they're keeping it professional
17:29Oh, gosh, I missed this
17:32Take this
17:36You're a nut
17:36What's going on in here?
17:39What's going on out there?
17:48Would it make it any better if I told you it was my emotional support mouse?
17:58I'm sorry I dropped the box, Bobby
18:00And then I screamed and the mouse ran away
18:02It's just
18:03I heard its little fingernails skittering around inside
18:06Why are they like that?
18:08Oh, right?
18:11That's okay, Steve
18:12I shouldn't have ever given that box to you
18:16I let my emotions override my common sense
18:21I'm sorry I snapped at you, Gabby
18:23I know you really were just trying to help
18:26Mice just kind of freaked me out
18:28I picked up on that
18:33And I'm sorry, too
18:35I shouldn't have mocked your fear of mice
18:37I'm afraid of silence
18:42I'm sorry, too
18:44What for?
18:45I don't know
18:46I just want to be part of the group
18:51And here we go
18:52All right, give me the bad news
18:54How many days you shutting us down for?
18:57None
18:58Aside from the kitchen fire extinguisher being low
19:01Um, everything looks good here
19:02But what about the mouse?
19:04It's an old building
19:06They have mice
19:07Just put out a few traps
19:08And I'll be back next week for a follow-up
19:11That's it?
19:14To think I ever loved you
19:19See you later, Biggie
19:21Good to see you, Monica
19:22Thanks for being an ally
19:28I'm not an ally
19:31I'm Monica Ulrich
19:32Department of Health
19:34Batch number 168
19:43Well, that didn't turn out so bad after all
19:46Well, I'm glad y'all are all happy
19:48But this ain't over yet
19:53Hey
19:54Hey
19:56Crazy morning, huh?
19:58If you want something to eat
19:59I'd be happy to whip up a little crow for you
20:05I'm not the only one that was acting like an idiot
20:07I know
20:08There was plenty of dumbass to go around
20:12You know, it's not like I don't trust you
20:14I do
20:16Completely
20:17Well, so do I
20:19But this is new, Bobby
20:21I've never had much luck when it comes to relationships
20:24Why?
20:25A lot of reasons
20:27Every time I thought something was too good to be true
20:32Turns out I was right
20:34And this
20:37This is almost perfect
20:39Come here
20:47You make me feel like a teenager again
20:50Right down to the stupid parts
20:54And I'm not gonna let anything or anybody take that away from us
20:59Ditto
21:03What did you mean by almost perfect?
21:08Well, I was pretty embarrassed how you acted in front of Monica
21:12Then why are you smiling?
21:15Am I?
21:20Mousey!
21:24Oh, I am gonna love this
21:26I hope you exactly did
21:31I'm gonna love this
21:36You
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