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00:46Hi, Ed.
00:46Ollie.
00:47Morning, Dylan.
00:49Have a good day.
00:50Nice to meet you.
01:08Oh, you're going to give me a heart attack.
01:11Anything for me?
01:12Two for one pizza.
01:14Great.
01:15Listen, that loan we spoke about.
01:18Tommy's wanting rid of the gym equipment in the next day or so.
01:20Cash up front.
01:21Right.
01:22I can try and hold them off.
01:24It's just, well, I'm worried someone else might swoop in and...
01:27Of course.
01:28The early bird gets the dumbbells and all that.
01:30Exactly.
01:31Yeah, so, no problem.
01:33Was it 3,000?
01:34Yeah, I'll pay you back every penny as soon as I'm up and running.
01:37Well, I'll get it to you by tomorrow.
01:39Thanks, Mum.
01:40Right.
01:52Oh, hi, darling.
01:54Hi.
01:55Well, he's not been too bad today.
01:58Oh, don't worry.
02:00If he doesn't settle, I'll call on the big guns.
02:02I'm so grateful.
02:04Oh.
02:05Who loves hurrying in?
02:07Maybe after you again.
02:08Well, I'm doing 20 lengths in the pool and then I'm off to the merchant's yard for a yoga class.
02:12Yes, George is meant to be brilliant.
02:13Oh, I had my nails done yesterday.
02:15Helen Marie was raving about her.
02:17I thought she feels 10 years younger.
02:19That'll make you a bit worse, 14.
02:21Ha-ha.
02:22Now, I feel like I'm really starting to turn a corner, you know?
02:25Yoga, regular exercise.
02:28I'm starting to feel like me again.
02:29Oh, that's crazy, Hart.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Right.
02:32Hi, darling.
02:33Hi, darling.
02:33No, I think it's all right.
02:35You're fine.
02:35All right, come on, you.
02:38Shh.
02:43All right.
02:44The man himself.
02:46You come to the bonfire tonight?
02:48What bonfire?
02:49Been by the river.
02:50Couple of beers, let her have some rockets.
02:52It used to be a real tradition.
02:54Is that even legal?
02:56Don't know.
02:57Probably not.
02:59So, you coming?
03:01I cannae.
03:02I've got a date.
03:04Well, bring her.
03:05Let her meet the family.
03:06What, the entire O'Hara clan?
03:07On the first date?
03:09Ah, hi.
03:10Right enough.
03:12So, who is she?
03:15Becca.
03:15Met her online.
03:18That's it?
03:19Becca?
03:20I haven't even met her yet.
03:21Well, you got a picture of her, at least?
03:30Oh, dear.
03:32What?
03:33She's seen a picture of you.
03:35Don't start.
03:36She's not just out of your league.
03:37She's playing a totally different sport.
03:39Thanks for the pep talk.
03:41Look, you sure I cannae convince you?
03:42We've got sparklers, sausage rolls.
03:44They're works.
03:45Sorry, Bob.
03:46Catch you later.
03:54Right, okay.
03:56Okay.
03:57Right, thanks anyway.
03:59Bye.
04:02Everything okay?
04:04Not really, no.
04:06Ugh, Drew's new business.
04:09I say I did sling him three grand for the equipment,
04:12but my insurance has just went up by well over a grand.
04:15Oh, no.
04:16And my gas and the electricity is more than I expected,
04:19and with the extra national insurance to pay.
04:23I've got three grand put away,
04:24but the rest of it I spent on his rehab.
04:29So I can either lend to do the money or pay my bills.
04:33I can't do both.
04:35I don't suppose it...
04:37Oh, Hen, you know I would,
04:39but I'm skint.
04:40All my savings went on rehab too.
04:43I know.
04:44All right, ladies.
04:46What's up?
04:47I promised Drew a loan of money when I shouldn't have.
04:50How much are we talking?
04:52Three thousand pounds.
04:53I've only got eight hundred.
04:54Well, you're just gonna have to come clean.
04:58Have you seen the change in him in the last few days?
05:01He's finally found his purpose in life.
05:04I can't take that away.
05:06Well, I'm no stranger to financial embarrassment,
05:09and in my experience,
05:11there's only two sure-fire solutions.
05:15Sell something
05:17or steal something.
05:18Oh, then what could possibly go wrong?
05:21I've got nothing worth selling.
05:23Better start knitting your balaclava.
05:25Oh, there must be something.
05:28Like what?
05:28I don't know.
05:31Oh, what about all those knick-knacks you've got stored up there?
05:34There's jewellery there that you never wear.
05:37Those are sentimental things.
05:39Well, what about Pete's Elvis records?
05:42I mean, they must be worth a fortune.
05:44I'm not selling Pete's records, ma.
05:47No-one says you have to sell anything,
05:49but there's no harm taking a wee look, eh?
05:53All right, darling, thank you.
05:57All right, ma?
05:58All right, bubba.
06:00All set for tonight.
06:02Eh?
06:05The bonfire?
06:07You're gonna have to help me here.
06:09We're having a bonfire down by the river
06:11like we used to
06:11while we have both fireworks and everything.
06:14Eh, when was this decided?
06:15Then we talked about it with Carey Marie.
06:18Not really, nah.
06:21Never mind.
06:22Right, I bought extra sausage rolls
06:24just in case,
06:25so we're fine snack-wise.
06:28Darling, I'm busy tonight.
06:29No, you were busy.
06:31Scarlet regrets, but she has to decline.
06:34Sorry, son, but I'm going to see her show at the King's tonight.
06:36Sam's checking out a new client.
06:39Why does he need you there?
06:40Eh, because he values my opinion.
06:43It's not that big a deal, is it?
06:45Eh?
06:46No, it's just I've been looking forward to it.
06:50Bringing back old traditions now that we're all together again.
06:53Old traditions?
06:55We're done at once.
06:56Rubbish.
06:57Okay, twice maximum.
06:59Your daddy wasn't exactly a family get-together kind of guy, was he?
07:04Fine.
07:05Pay what you want.
07:07I've still got Carey Marie and her crew.
07:10We will have a great time.
07:11Oh, that's lovely.
07:15See you, darling.
07:18Yeah, let's have a look then.
07:27Do you look at that, Matt.
07:28Oh, look at that big daft grinny hizzy.
07:32This is nice.
07:34You brought that in Paris?
07:36I'm no expert like, but I reckon you're going to get at least 100 quid for that.
07:39Only another 2,100 to go.
07:42What's this?
07:46Worn by Elvis.
07:49Las Vegas Hilton, April 1976.
07:51This could be worth a few, Bob.
07:53Oh, and there's loads of records as well.
07:55Get these.
08:02These are me in condition.
08:04He never even played them.
08:06Well, the hat's still sealed.
08:08Still got original stickers on it.
08:09What do you reckon, then?
08:12I wouldn't even like to guess, like, but I've got a mate who could value them for you.
08:16I don't know what...
08:17Well, it's no trouble, like, he's only ran a corner.
08:21I'd be okay partying with him.
08:23Course I'm not.
08:24But these Elvis helpies...
08:26Oh, hen, they're just lying there gathering dust.
08:32Sorry, Pete.
08:34But I'm doing this for her boy.
08:38Any problems, let me know.
08:39But there shouldn't be.
08:40You couldn't scratch those nails with an angle grinder.
08:43See you later.
08:47I'm not a satisfied customer.
08:49Look, I meant to ask what time we're meeting up, right?
08:53Ah.
08:54You are kidding.
08:55We can't make it.
08:56How no?
08:57Oh, the girl's watched a fireworks safety video at school.
09:00It totally traumatised him.
09:01Couldn't even light a sparkler for fear of burning the houston.
09:04Oh, come on.
09:05Well, Kenzie's class got it in awe.
09:07Did he no say to you?
09:08No.
09:09But he didn't seem that keen when I showed him the roaming candles.
09:13What about Callum?
09:15Callum and fireworks.
09:16Are you seriously asking me that?
09:17Aye, great enough.
09:19So, we're just going to eat a pizza and watch a movie.
09:23What when?
09:24Transformers.
09:25That's full of explosions.
09:27And Kenzie said he kind of wanted to come too.
09:30Well, look, it might be nice for you.
09:32About a me time.
09:34I suppose.
09:35Oh, that's a wee shame.
09:37You pure loved your bonfire nights.
09:39You like them too, eh?
09:40Well, there's a big one at Moss Green.
09:42It's got music and everything.
09:42I like them ourselves.
09:44What, random drunk people setting off explosives?
09:47What's not to like?
10:00Oh, well.
10:02I've heard of yoga mummies, but I've never spotted one out in the wild.
10:06Well, I did 20 lengths in the pool this morning.
10:09Very impressive.
10:10So, how's it going?
10:12Have you been sleeping through yet?
10:14Well, not quite yet, no.
10:16Oh, you must be exhausted.
10:18Yeah, I'll survive.
10:19Well, you take it easy.
10:22Those Insta-mummies use filters, remember?
10:28Oh, hey, snap.
10:30Look who it is.
10:32Is it for the first time?
10:34Yeah, you?
10:35You know, I've been coming for a while.
10:37Like to keep things balanced, you know?
10:39Yeah, absolutely.
10:40I just think a wee bit of balance wouldn't go amiss right now.
10:43So, what's the teacher like?
10:45Alice.
10:47She's great.
10:48You know those folk that, I don't know, they just radiate positive energy?
10:53Yeah, she's there.
10:54The one on the left.
10:57Oh, God, I know her.
11:00Yeah?
11:01Yeah, we went to school together.
11:03You're joking.
11:04That's great.
11:05What, did you not get on?
11:07No, she makes my teeth ache just looking at her.
11:09She's a total phony.
11:10Brubbish.
11:11She's fake as a nine-bomb, no.
11:13Amber?
11:14Amber?
11:15Alice lends her.
11:17Oh, you look amazing.
11:19It's been so long.
11:21Yeah, it really has.
11:22Still alone.
11:24Oh.
11:30Ladies, let me introduce my very good friend, Frank.
11:34Half dealer and pants-aquarian extraordinaire.
11:37Frank, these are two of my favourite women in the entire world.
11:41Maggie.
11:42And this is Kegner.
11:43Oh, lovely to meet you both.
11:47And it's Francis.
11:49So, how do you used to know each other?
11:53Oh, cellmates.
11:55He was my co-pilot.
11:56My co-pilot?
11:57Oh, don't start that again, son.
11:59We were the kings of D-wing.
12:01There's nothing we couldn't get.
12:02Remember the birthday cake, Scalp?
12:05Imagine what you can shove in a Victoria sponge.
12:07You know, I was making more money on the inside than I do out here.
12:10Well, I have to say, it doesn't really fill me with very much confidence.
12:14Don't let Frank's flawed CV fool you.
12:16He can spot a dodgy vase by licking it.
12:19I don't think I believe that.
12:20And you'd be right.
12:22It's both untrue and unsanitary.
12:25But I do know my brick and bracken, I'd be happy to give you an appraisal.
12:30Go ahead, then.
12:31Right, so, there's this.
12:35It's a really nice belt.
12:37Certainly is.
12:45What's wrong?
12:46Oh, the signature and the certificate of authenticity, it's a very even hand.
12:53No variation in the ink flow.
12:55So what does that mean?
12:57The machine did this.
12:58It's fake.
13:00And to add insult to injury, this belt was made post-1976.
13:06Mass produced for tourists.
13:09Show them the records.
13:16Oh, your husband had excellent taste.
13:19Aye, but how much of they were?
13:21Well, see, Elvis sold millions of records, hundreds of millions.
13:25And these are fabulous albums, but I'm afraid they're not rare.
13:32So what are we talking here?
13:34Oh, you'd be lucky to get a couple of hundred quid.
13:37Each?
13:38It's a lot.
13:41Oh.
13:44Hmm?
13:47Signing Chris up for your firework night?
13:49No, that's, er, been cancelled.
13:52Oh, sorry to hear that.
13:53Ah, it's no biggie.
13:55How's your date going?
13:57Early days.
13:59I'm not sure yet.
14:00What can I get you?
14:01It's a pint of the usual.
14:03And do you have an organic triple hop IPA?
14:07An organic triple hop IPA?
14:11What's wrong with that?
14:13Red flag, mate.
14:15Well, how is it?
14:16Knee strength.
14:16High maintenance.
14:17Mm-hm.
14:18Have you got it or not?
14:20No.
14:21Anything close to it?
14:22Leave it with me.
14:23She won't be disappointed.
14:28What do you think?
14:29She's gonna eat him alive.
14:34So what's this that's been cancelled?
14:37It was none.
14:40We were gonna have a bonfire down by the river.
14:43At least I thought we were.
14:45Well, what happened?
14:47Some folk forgot.
14:48Others are busy.
14:50The kids saw a safety video that left them traumatised.
14:53So they're signing to watch killer robots
14:55blow each other up instead.
14:56Mm-hm.
15:00Folk talk about the good old days.
15:04But these are the good old days.
15:06At least they will be.
15:09But what's your kids gonna remember it?
15:11Their favourite meme?
15:13I hear you.
15:17This time, last year.
15:20After Kim died.
15:23I figured that was it.
15:24My life was over.
15:27But it was not.
15:29And now Kelly Marie's back.
15:31And you are the kids.
15:33I wanted this year to be special.
15:37I wanted for us to be a proper family.
15:41You know?
15:43Like, day proper family stuff.
15:46I mean...
15:48We all feel lonely sometimes, right?
15:51We all have good days and bad days.
15:53But your family's like an anchor.
15:57Something that keeps you steady.
16:02At the end of the day, that's all that really matters.
16:08But nobody's interested.
16:10They're all caught up in their own wee worlds.
16:12It's like all the good stuff, just...
16:18I don't know.
16:20Are you okay, mate?
16:22I'm fine.
16:25I'll maybe just have an early man myself.
16:28Wait.
16:32Catch you later.
16:33Bob!
16:49What's all this?
16:51Jonathan's bank statement, credit card bills and call history.
16:54We're going to find him.
16:56How'd you get all this?
16:57Where you left his laptop.
17:00That's an invasion of privacy.
17:03Only if he finds out.
17:04Well, are you sure this is a good idea?
17:07Well, why wouldn't it be?
17:08Because this is exactly what he'd want you to do.
17:13He goes radio silent and...
17:15You drive yourself daft looking for him.
17:17It's classic Jonathan.
17:19I'm not driving myself daft.
17:21I'm just getting James some basic information.
17:25And then what if you do find him?
17:27What then?
17:28What good can possibly come of it?
17:31Look, once I know where he is and what he's doing, that's it.
17:34Finito.
17:35My mind's at rest and Jonathan's none the wiser.
17:49Are you absolutely sure about all this?
17:52Even the rare stuff isn't worth as much these days.
17:56Fans are getting on less every year.
17:59And every time one ascends to the big grace land in the sky, well, the kids flog the LPs.
18:06Markets flooded.
18:08You thought they were priceless?
18:09What do you wear to him?
18:11Why make it from surprised?
18:14Oh, this is nice.
18:17Yeah.
18:19Railroad standard.
18:21Not worth much, I'm afraid, but, oh.
18:24Well, look at the craftsmanship.
18:27An absolute what I bought.
18:29What about this?
18:31Oh, no, that's not for sale.
18:33May I?
18:34Yeah.
18:41It's not a fake too, is it?
18:43Not at all.
18:45Eighteen carat.
18:48Love the stonework.
18:49How much are we talking?
18:51She says it's not for sale.
18:53I'll give you two and a half grand for it right now.
18:56Cash.
18:59Oh, I can't.
19:00It was the first gift I ever bought him.
19:03He really loved it.
19:04Like if he was doing something, eh, ma?
19:06If he was fiddling about with the car,
19:08he would take off his finger and slip it on my thumb for safekeeping.
19:12Because it was too big for my other fingers.
19:15Well, I guess you're not selling it, then.
19:17She most certainly is not.
19:21How badly does your boy need the money?
19:24Well, this coaching thing, it's more than just a business.
19:27It's to give him a purpose.
19:30To get him out of his bed in the morning.
19:32Pretty badly, then.
19:35It's a good price.
19:37Can't fuck the rest for Drew.
19:38You're still £300 up.
19:39Look, I don't care how much it's worth.
19:42It's not for sale.
19:43Matt.
19:44Look, there has to be something else.
19:46Drew needs the money now.
19:48I'm sorry, Caitlin, but I know how much this ring means to you.
19:52I'll not let you sell it.
19:56Small world, eh?
19:58I haven't seen this woman in...
20:00I hate to think how long.
20:02And she's a mum now.
20:04Wee teddy.
20:04He's a wee cracker.
20:05You want to see him?
20:06I'd love to.
20:08Looks just like his dad.
20:09No.
20:10Andy.
20:11Angus.
20:12Angus.
20:14So good to reconnect.
20:16It really has been.
20:18You hear if you're not busy?
20:19Do you want to go and grab a coffee?
20:22Um, I...
20:24No, I'd love to, but I've got to pick up a wee one.
20:28Well, soon, though.
20:30Absolutely, yeah.
20:31We've got a lot of catching up to do.
20:33We too.
20:34Bye.
20:35Bye.
20:39I'm sorry for wasting your time, mate.
20:42Don't be daft.
20:43We're not you, a catch-up.
20:45A victorious bond, eh?
20:48We really were the kings of D-Wing.
20:51Lords as a lock-up.
20:56This is insane.
20:59My son means more to me than a stupid ring.
21:01Eh, are you sure about this?
21:02Yeah, it's absolutely what Pete would have wanted.
21:06So, if it's not too late, I'd like to accept your offer, please.
21:11No.
21:11Not too late at all.
21:20What's going on here?
21:23That's Dad's ring.
21:27You're selling it.
21:32I'm just supposed to be following a structured fitness programme, you know?
21:37An experience, the whole thing.
21:39How does it?
21:41Have you not been listening to a word I've said?
21:44I cannot be in the same room as that woman.
21:47Because she's nice.
21:48Oh, no, no, nobody's that nice.
21:50Which is too good to be true.
21:52She used to make these a hand-embroidered Christmas cards for folk.
21:56You know, every kid in our class would get one.
21:59Even the losers.
22:00What a monster.
22:13I'm not here.
22:21Sorry to bother you.
22:22Was that Amber?
22:25Amber...
22:26Amber, my dog.
22:28Oh, yeah.
22:29Yeah, it was.
22:33She had to go to the bathroom.
22:36I think she'll be a while.
22:38Oh?
22:39Very.
22:40You'd think she'd learn.
22:43You must be Angus.
22:46Eh, that's me.
22:48I hear you've got a beautiful baby boy.
22:50Congratulations.
22:51Oh, thanks.
22:53Aye.
22:54I think we'll keep him.
22:57Well, tell her Alice said hello.
23:00I will do that personally.
23:03Oh.
23:04And could you give her one of these?
23:06There's some great discounts if you block book.
23:09I was that excited to see it earlier that I totally forgot to mention it.
23:13Leave that with me.
23:15I hope she's all right.
23:18Aye, aye.
23:18I should be fine.
23:21Right.
23:21Well, it was lovely to meet you.
23:23And you, yeah.
23:29See you later.
23:30Bye.
23:35What's going on here?
23:37Amber, she's lovely.
23:38Do you think?
23:40Why do you need to be so suspicious?
23:43Is it not possible that she's just a nice, authentically pleasant person?
23:49I suppose it's possible.
23:51Yeah, well then.
23:53Well, that makes it even worse.
23:55It's freakish.
24:00Mum.
24:02What were you thinking?
24:04He'd have wanted me to.
24:06No, he wouldn't.
24:06The gym equipment.
24:07Stuff the gym equipment.
24:08It's been a long time since you've had a spring in your step.
24:11And this new thing of yours, well, it matters.
24:15Mum.
24:16When I said I would give you a loan, I meant it.
24:18And I won't be made out a liar.
24:20Yeah.
24:20You weren't to know the insurance was going to go through the roof.
24:25Yes, this new thing of mine, it matters.
24:28And believe me, it's going to happen.
24:30But there's going to be hiccups along the way, right?
24:32And I'm fine with that.
24:34If I can't get my stuff from Tommy, then I'll get it somewhere else.
24:38Really?
24:39Mum.
24:40The rehab worked.
24:42Right?
24:42I'm doing a lot better.
24:51Right, being told no to a loan isn't going to send me spiralling.
25:01Bye.
25:02Great.
25:03See you later.
25:05Yeah.
25:08So?
25:09Do I need a new suit?
25:12For the wedding?
25:14Save your money.
25:16I mean, I care about the rainforest as much as the next guy.
25:20More?
25:21Probably.
25:22But two hours of it?
25:24Sounds pretty intense.
25:25She'd barely stop to take a breath.
25:27I couldn't get a word in edgeways.
25:29Why can't I just find someone normal?
25:32I don't remember it being this hard.
25:34You mean the olden times?
25:36Back when you were a boy?
25:39You and Bob should get together.
25:41He's missing the old days, too.
25:43That business with the bonfire.
25:45Everyone patched him.
25:47I seriously wish I hadn't now.
25:48He really seemed down.
25:51Down how?
25:52Kind of lonely.
25:54You know, it's thanks to him me and Kelly Marie go back together.
25:58He's always busy helping everyone else, but when he's needing something, we're suddenly all too busy.
26:02You make me feel guilty now.
26:05Well, talk is cheap.
26:07I'm going to do something.
26:09Like what?
26:10An emotional intervention.
26:12I'm going to let Bob know how folk feel about him.
26:16I don't think Bob's an emotional intervention kind of guy.
26:19Don't worry.
26:20I know what I'm doing.
26:26You were right to call me.
26:30You don't think I'm overreacting?
26:37Long as the cops thought Jonathan had done a runner, they weren't all that bothered at Mikey.
26:46Mikey is like a terrier when he gets his teeth into something.
26:50He's going to make them pay attention.
26:54They're going to see he hasn't used his bank account or he hasn't made any calls.
27:02If Mikey finds out what we did.
27:05That's not going to happen.
27:07But how do we stop it?
27:09James thinks he's doing me a favour and I've tried putting a stop to it, but he's going to get
27:14suspicious.
27:16Let's not start panicking just yet.
27:19Folk go missing all the time.
27:20What matters is that they never find him.
27:26They won't.
27:28Will they?
27:35Don't worry.
27:37I'll do whatever needs to be done.
27:40One way or another.
27:42This thing is going away.
27:50I've been thinking about that plan of yours.
27:52It's stupid.
27:53I had a feeling you would say that.
27:54You're forgetting that your son is in the middle of all this.
27:56It's highly nice to know the truth.
27:58Which wee birdie told you I was single?
28:00Well, you behave yourself.
28:02I promise you'll have the time of your life.
28:04You're only just back together.
28:06And now you're lining up your next bit on the side.
28:08I'm going to report Jonathan is missing to the police.
28:10My computer's playing up again.
28:12I made it sorted right away.
28:13I know exactly what's going on here.
28:15You don't want me to find Jonathan.
28:43You don't want me to find Jonathan.
28:46You don't want me to hear that.
28:46You don't want me to find Jonathan.
28:48Amen.
28:48Amen.
28:48Amen.
28:48You
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