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00:40Do you hear it yet?
00:43It's taking them so long.
00:44Has Eddie been in touch?
00:46Aye, they're on their way.
00:47We're supposed to be keeping things calm and low-key.
00:50Aye, well, I took the bunt and done, didn't I?
00:51Aye, eventually.
00:53Are my boys coming home, Ma?
00:55I'm bound to be a wee bit excited.
00:57I know, but he's going to need some space, Caitlin.
00:59I know, I know, not to suffocate him.
01:04Jeff!
01:05Jeff!
01:05Aw, come here.
01:09Oh, I have missed you so much.
01:11I've missed you, Jane.
01:14Now, come here, you.
01:16Jeezo.
01:17You're going to need to stop hugging me sometime.
01:20Aye, sometime soon.
01:21Aw, pay the spot of sports.
01:23Right, we're all going to take things nice and easy.
01:25Oh, definitely.
01:26Yeah, mate, I'll take this up for you.
01:28No, that's fine, I can manage.
01:30Thanks.
01:31Look, it's great that everyone's been so supportive.
01:33Of course.
01:34But I do need to stand them all on two feet, right?
01:37Even if I'm a bit unsteady at first.
01:39Well, they were delighted waving you off at the clinic, so they must reckon you're all set.
01:42Of course they are.
01:44This is my discharge plan.
01:46Everything I need to do next, basically.
01:48Like what?
01:49Well, I'm going to speak to Dean.
01:52And Karen.
01:53And Sam.
01:54And just let them know how sorry I am for the way I acted.
01:57Oh, do you need to go through all that rigmarole?
01:59Yeah, absolutely.
02:00It's all part of the process.
02:02And the sooner I get started, the better.
02:05Thanks for the lift, Eddie.
02:06I'm happy to help, mate.
02:08Yeah, we all are, son.
02:09Thanks, Eddie.
02:10Thanks.
02:10Right, come on, you.
02:11What are you up for your tea?
02:12Oh, are we steakin' chips?
02:13Oh!
02:14Steakin' chips.
02:15Get in.
02:17Ah, thanks, Roshina.
02:22What?
02:23I almost didn't have it to say, in case it breaks a spell.
02:27Well, now I'm intrigued.
02:29It's just whenever I've seen you since, you know what, I can tell it's when you do.
02:35Yeah.
02:37But neither do.
02:39Well, that's because I actually slept for the first time last night.
02:44Ask him, Mark.
02:45You feel a lot better.
02:47Like, most of it was down to you.
02:49You gave me the talking to that I needed.
02:51Whatever it takes to just put this heel thing behind us.
02:56Good morning, ladies.
02:58Ooh.
03:00You're here bright and early.
03:01In my elevated position as practice manager, I intend in setting a good example on running
03:07a tight ship.
03:08Is that right?
03:09Well, I better be on my best behaviour, then.
03:11Aye, you will.
03:12A hundred percent.
03:13Right, I'm quickly popping it.
03:15Bit soon to be abandoning your tight ship.
03:17Well, I need to have a quick word with Sam.
03:19I need to ask him if I can record my podcast in his studio.
03:23What's it about?
03:24Your new elevated position?
03:26Oh, it's even more exciting than that.
03:28What then?
03:28Well, I'm relaunching the old show.
03:32Unsolved Murders.
03:42But you really need to buy that ridiculous bear.
03:46What bear?
03:47Big teddy for wee teddy.
03:49Well, let's even stick with that name.
03:51Teddy Murdoch Lindsay.
03:53I mean, why wouldn't they?
03:54Means the poor boy will have something to cuddle.
03:57And grandparents are allowed to make a fuss.
03:59And why you get to buy one of that gear, aye?
04:01Make sure you're nice to Angus, won't you?
04:04When am I having anything else?
04:05No, I'm serious.
04:07You know, he's part of our family now.
04:09You can't disrespect him in front of his son.
04:11Oh, you think wee Terry might pick up on it, eh?
04:14Amber will.
04:16Best behavior.
04:29I think we should buy later, eh?
04:30No, no, please don't.
04:33Don't leave.
04:43What do you think?
04:46What do you think?
04:46You like it?
04:48Nice, yeah.
04:50I'm glad you think so, because, eh...
04:52Well, that wasn't really a test, guys.
04:56What was yours?
04:57You're kidding me.
04:59I'm not much into kidding, Emma.
05:03Well, I'm...
05:04I'm overwhelmed.
05:06In a good way.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Just a shame we don't go in for public displays of affection.
05:12Hold that thought.
05:15That was the trip.
05:19Amazing, thanks.
05:21Harry always did know how to live.
05:23Well, I like to think so.
05:25Mind you, there's always that post-holiday come down, isn't there?
05:28Back to reality.
05:29Well, reality's not so bad.
05:31Especially when you come home to a new car.
05:36Wow.
05:38Wow.
05:40Well, that's one way to keep the magic going, eh?
05:43But a wee while, anyway.
05:45Well, I'm sure the magic will last a bit longer than that.
05:47Oh, I'm sure.
05:48I'm pleased for you both.
05:51Genuinely.
05:52Nice of you to say so.
05:54Come on.
05:56It'll be an engagement ring next.
05:58Well, let him.
06:01Surely that's the next thing on the list.
06:03The way you two are going.
06:04No, the next thing on the list is lunch.
06:07We'll be seeing you, Viv.
06:09Always a pleasure.
06:14Oh, I can't face it.
06:16You don't have to listen.
06:18But it won't be when he's just doing the show, Roisin.
06:22It'll be constant.
06:23You know it will.
06:28You've got two phone appointments and your twelve o'clock's just cancelled, but I'm going
06:31to try and fit in a standby.
06:33Great, thanks.
06:34Good to see you're heating it completely full of that podcast then.
06:37I can multitask.
06:39Sam's giving me the green light, so I just need to make it now.
06:41You got a specific case in mind?
06:43I'm going to stay local, I think.
06:44And solve murders on your doorstep.
06:47Really?
06:48That's a brilliant idea.
06:49Is it?
06:50Me are locally better.
06:52I can the very mon to help out.
06:55You do?
06:57A certain ex-priest.
07:00You're a genius.
07:02I wonder if he's here for lunch.
07:09What are you playing at?
07:11Mikey's getting turned up, looking for expert guidance.
07:15I'll go on to Mick first, and make sure he talks a moot to it.
07:19And what if your little plan doesn't work?
07:21I'll think of another one.
07:34I don't think we need the monitor, son.
07:37Ween could probably be heard on Soppy Hall Street.
07:39Aye.
07:41It's more in case Amber needs anything.
07:45I'm getting swipes.
07:53I think we should leave them dead.
07:55Absolutely not.
07:56They need our support.
07:58Just give them a couple of days, you know, get back on their feet.
08:01No, not like, oh, it's in his hair now.
08:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
08:04Are we keeping?
08:05We're staying put.
08:11Oh.
08:12Oh, Mum, I'm so sorry.
08:15I just, I wanted everything to be perfect.
08:17Oh, come on, sweetheart.
08:21Oh, everything is perfect.
08:25Little Teddy's healthy.
08:27Well, his lungs are definitely in good working order.
08:29And you're healthy.
08:30Nothing else matters.
08:32Nappy sacks.
08:34Nappy sacks.
08:38He hasn't slept at all.
08:41And he won't stop crying.
08:42I don't know what to do.
08:43Well, the health visitor was happy, though.
08:45Well, yeah, she was here for all the five minutes.
08:47All babies cry, he'll settle down.
08:49Oh, stupid old boot.
08:50Nice woman.
08:51Shh, shh.
09:00I'll stick the kettle up.
09:14How's Drew?
09:15Did he eat anything?
09:16Aye.
09:17He's way up for a shower and a wee snooze in his own bed.
09:20Oh, it'll do him the world a good after sleeping in the clinic all that time.
09:24Aye.
09:26What's wrong?
09:28He had his wee chats with Sam and Karen, but Dean didn't show up.
09:33I think it's taken the wind out his sails a bit.
09:36It would, wouldn't it?
09:37Aye.
09:41What's that?
09:42Nothing.
09:43Is that his plan thing?
09:45Aye.
09:47Should we have a look?
09:48No.
09:49Oh, just so we know what he's up against.
09:51Four warned, his four armed and all that.
09:53You can't invade his privacy.
09:54Look, as soon as my mind's at rest, I'll back off.
09:57Pinky promise, come on.
10:07Well, this all looks okay, doesn't it?
10:13Next step's get back into football.
10:15Aye.
10:16But he cannae.
10:17No.
10:18He's knees good, ma.
10:19And he's told me before all he cares about is playing football.
10:22He'll be back in the painkillers in no time.
10:24I just don't understand why it's listed as a good next step.
10:28Should we phone the rehab lassie, see what she's got to say?
10:31They're not going to like us going behind his back any more than he would.
10:34Right, well, we won't.
10:35We'll ask him straight out of.
10:37Look, I nearly lost him, ma.
10:38I am not risking that again.
10:39Caitlin, take a breath.
10:41There's no point in shouting the odds.
10:43You need to tread carefully.
10:45For Drew's sake.
10:52Is it right there was a bridesmaid shot at Alex Murdoch's wedding?
10:57I think so.
10:58And what about the woman that used to own the oyster back then?
11:01Her husband disappeared.
11:03Maybe.
11:05Well, I'm not going to lie.
11:06I thought you'd be more of a gold mine.
11:08I'm sorry?
11:09You've been in Lenny's inner circle going back years now.
11:11Maybe that's taught me as wise not to ratless gauge.
11:18Are you kidding me?
11:19Can I be honest?
11:20Of course.
11:21I can't get on board with this.
11:23Well, you're no shy in reigning in my parade, are you?
11:26That's my point.
11:26It doesn't feel very you.
11:28All this violence, negativity.
11:31We're in the middle of a true crime boom.
11:33Aye, and Bubbles burst, son.
11:37Why not put something positive into the world?
11:44Something feel-good?
11:45Well, do you think people will listen to a ten-part series celebrating the genius that is Erasia?
11:51You never know.
11:55People are going on about mindfulness and self-care.
11:58Now you're talking, helping folk, brightening their day.
12:06Like Mikey's ray of sunshine?
12:10Perfect.
12:23Right, nap time's over.
12:25Right, remember, Caitlin, take it easy.
12:27Aye, I know.
12:27And don't even mention the discharge plan.
12:30Okay, so how do we go about it?
12:31Start whistling the match-of-the-day theme tune and hope it reminds him or something?
12:34Well, just ask more general questions.
12:37What are your plans short-term?
12:39Any ideas for the next steps?
12:41And what if the next steps are getting back into football?
12:44Then we have to have a conversation.
12:46Yes, we do.
12:48Right, stick the kettle on.
12:51Drew?
12:53Are you awake?
12:54I just want a wee chat.
13:00He's not there.
13:02Well, don't jump to conclusions.
13:03He might have just nipped out.
13:04Aye, and what for?
13:05A wee kick about down the park or he's a wee buying pills again?
13:08Where you going?
13:09Where do you think I'm going?
13:10To find my son?
13:18Nice lunch.
13:23Well, it wasn't what I was expecting, to be honest.
13:26Oh.
13:26I was after gory details and what I got was, put a happy face on.
13:31I just suggested going a bit more upbeat.
13:34You could be on to some in there.
13:36Really?
13:36True crime podcasts are doing a penny now.
13:39What's going to make your stand out?
13:41What, apart from my dazzling skills as a communicator, you mean?
13:44I'm just trying to be realistic.
13:47Yeah, there's lots of those kind of shows now.
13:51Yeah.
13:52Oh, Mikey.
13:54I hate seeing you disappointed.
13:57Good, because I'm not going to be.
13:59What?
14:00Well, Mindful Mikey's self-help session was never going to work.
14:05But you haven't even started yet.
14:07I know, but what do these shows say?
14:10Like, be true to yourself, find your passion.
14:13Well, I like grizzly and gruesome.
14:15What about the saturated market?
14:16Well, I'll find an angle.
14:17Easier said than done.
14:19Maybe just give it time and inspirational strike eventually.
14:23Isn't that right, Doc?
14:25Yeah, yeah, time is good.
14:29I'm an idiot.
14:30Didn't I put yourself doing?
14:32Well, the answer's staring me in the face.
14:34You can do it.
14:35Hmm?
14:36Me?
14:37Aye, I'll do the storytelling and you can do the gory details.
14:40What, a real live doctor?
14:42We can call it Cold Case Hot Take.
14:46Great title, eh?
15:02You answer here because you don't want company?
15:05Yeah.
15:08Maybe.
15:09I don't know.
15:09Have you got a minute?
15:10I don't know if you're going to do it.
15:19Harry.
15:21I saw him this morning with Emma.
15:24Very loved up.
15:25Right.
15:27I thought she would be a flash in the pan.
15:29Give it one or two weeks and she'd be...
15:32Now I'm not so sure.
15:34Getting serious?
15:35Seems to be.
15:37Seem more like a proper couple every time I see them.
15:40Let's go for your little plan, then.
15:43Just a bit.
15:46Couldn't you just...
15:48I mean, if you're just going to spike his drink or his food or whatever.
15:52No!
15:53They're at that sickening stage of ordering one dessert and two spoons.
15:57Take a sip of this, babe.
15:59It's delicious.
16:01Sounds like you might have to sack the idea altogether.
16:06Harry thinks I'm dying.
16:08If he realises I'm not, he'll make sure I do.
16:11What then?
16:14I just have to find a way to get her out of the picture.
16:17Oh, yeah?
16:17How are you going to do that?
16:19I'll think of something.
16:27How long's that been going on?
16:30Well, afternoons.
16:31All week.
16:32He's only two days old.
16:35Feels a lot longer.
16:37I was going to suggest we go out and wet the baby's head.
16:41No chance.
16:42It's tradition.
16:44Centuries old.
16:44Really bad luck if you don't.
16:46And the kid's called Teddy, so he's going to need all the help he can get.
16:49What do you mean?
16:52I've never done it with this one.
16:54Look how that worked out.
16:55Are you having a go at me now?
16:56I'm just saying.
16:57I've got ups and downs.
16:59He's right.
17:00Don't want to risk that.
17:01Well, telling Amber that I'm going to the pub is much riskier.
17:05Same with Lydia.
17:06So, quite think smart.
17:08Talk fast.
17:11You're right, dear.
17:12It's a business thing.
17:13And we need Angus because...
17:15You need him because...
17:17He's Teddy's old man, right?
17:19We think he should be more involved.
17:20He's one of us now.
17:21Do you really mean that, Lenny?
17:23No, son.
17:24We're just trying to get you out for a swally.
17:29Oh, didn't hear you come in.
17:31Surprised you can hear anything.
17:33Do you want to go through and say hi?
17:36No, no.
17:36I'll leave the wee man in peace.
17:38I'm actually here to steal these boys away.
17:40Do what exactly?
17:45Just a wee work thing.
17:46Aye, it's nothing dodgy.
17:47I mean, he's not going to get his hands up.
17:49But you need him.
17:53That's how much you need is...
17:54Why don't you show him he's a trusted member of the family now?
17:58Oh, that's...
17:59That's lovely.
18:03And this has to be today, don't you?
18:05Well, we don't want to throw the boy in at the deep end.
18:07It's just a wee straightforward thing.
18:09That requires three of you.
18:12Alex, you know what?
18:12Get a couple of guys to date.
18:14We'll stay here.
18:14No, no, no, no.
18:15If you want him, you should take him.
18:18I mean, if you're sure that's all right.
18:20Of course it is, pal.
18:22Let's make it a bit more presentable first, though, eh?
18:24Aye.
18:31Aye.
18:33Thanks for your help.
18:34I really appreciate it.
18:35Neighbour now at all.
18:36And let me know if there's anything else I can lay to help.
18:38You might regret that.
18:40There you are.
18:41What are you playing at?
18:42I've been married sick.
18:43You don't need to be.
18:44Why aren't you answering your phone?
18:46I was having a conversation and I didn't want to be interrupted.
18:51One of the things I learned from rehab was to focus attention...
18:54And did you learn to ignore your family and all?
18:55What?
18:57The boy hasn't done anything wrong, you know, Caitlin?
18:59Are you trying to tell me how to talk to my son?
19:00Mum.
19:01What?
19:02You and me can talk in private about whatever it is that's upsetting you, right?
19:06Right.
19:06Right?
19:08But first...
19:09You need to apologise for being rude to Tommy.
19:12There's no need for that.
19:13Yes, there is.
19:18Okay, right, I'm sorry.
19:20It's no problem.
19:23See you later, pal.
19:24Thanks again.
19:27Well, what was that?
19:29You can't just crack me down and humiliate me in public.
19:31Do you really think that's going to help?
19:40There you go, gents.
19:42Keep them on coming.
19:45I'm not really a single malt guy.
19:47It's an acquired taste, but you'll be fine once you get a couple of them down your neck.
19:51To the latest member of the Mubble clan.
19:53Teddy.
19:54Teddy.
19:55Teddy.
19:58Hey, Eddie.
20:00Just waiting for my grandson's head here.
20:01You want a drink?
20:03Make that four, Chris.
20:04Get one for yourself.
20:05Who's in love here?
20:06Angus is paying.
20:08So what's it like being a father, then?
20:10Erm.
20:12Terrible mind.
20:13That goes away.
20:14Mostly.
20:15Ah, no, you always worry more about your wings than you do about yourself.
20:18Aye, your turn for a toast, Daddy.
20:21Oh, okay, right.
20:23Is it that it be a speech, son?
20:25Ah, no.
20:27No, but I'll say this.
20:32I'm knackered.
20:34Look, I haven't slept.
20:36I haven't showered.
20:38It took me two goes to put this T-shirt on the right way round.
20:42I've been living on burnt toast and cold tea.
20:47I've actually only got one sock on, because somehow the other one got covered in baby puke.
20:51I mean, everything's just covered in puke.
20:53Or worse.
20:54But.
20:57I've never, ever been so happy in all my life.
21:04Teddy.
21:05Teddy.
21:06Teddy.
21:09So what has he done, erm, and Edward?
21:12Or, erm, Edwin?
21:13Or Theodore?
21:14Erm.
21:16I'm not entirely sure.
21:17Well, well, well.
21:21So, this is a business thing, is it?
21:25It was Alex's idea.
21:27You never heard the phrase, snitches get stitches.
21:30Right, boys.
21:31We're going.
21:32Yes, you are.
21:34Aren't you ready?
21:40You've got to remember, your mum's heart's on the right place.
21:45Yeah, I'll try, but she's smothering me at the moment.
21:49Right, I've got to figure things out by myself.
21:51I know.
21:53Look, I'm sorry for flying off the handle.
21:56It was just, I...
21:59I caught a glimpse of your wee discharge form.
22:03A glimpse?
22:05Right, okay.
22:05I read the whole thing.
22:08Wow.
22:09We both did.
22:11I'm just worried about you, darling.
22:12Yeah, I get that.
22:13Right, but you've got to trust me.
22:16Yeah, but mention football.
22:20I know.
22:22I know, but because I love it, right?
22:23And I'm never not going to love it.
22:25So if I can't play, then I'll do the next best thing.
22:28Coaching.
22:31Coaching?
22:31Yeah.
22:32Kids teams.
22:34That's why I was talking to Tommy.
22:35He's done similar with boxing,
22:37and you need qualifications and clearance.
22:40Yeah, but you always said you weren't interested in doing that.
22:42I've grown up, Mum.
22:45Right, and...
22:45I'm facing reality.
22:47You've got to respect that.
22:49We will.
22:50We will, won't we, Caitlin?
22:52Yeah, of course.
22:54Good.
22:55But even if you don't, I'm going to do it anyway.
22:58Look, whatever you decide, we will support you.
23:01One hundred percent.
23:02Sorry.
23:18Where do you think you're going?
23:20Toilet.
23:21I mean, if you guys are too young, you've got 40 kicking about, ain't they?
23:27You've got a jacket on.
23:29That's correct.
23:30You going out?
23:32It's generally what happens when you put a jacket on, yeah.
23:35Aye, but...
23:36She's coming to our house for something to eat and a few hours sleep.
23:40A few hours?
23:41What were you supposed to do?
23:43Hmm, a bit of Murduck-Mel bonding.
23:45You seem pretty keen on that in the pub.
23:47Wait a minute.
23:48I'm going.
23:49No, no, I mean...
23:51Listen.
23:59It's a miracle.
24:03You're like...
24:04Supermanny.
24:06How did you...
24:08There's no something you could teach.
24:09Oh, really?
24:10Because...
24:11We would love to learn.
24:14No, no.
24:15He's just happy to be his grandbabby.
24:18Ain't you, Teddy?
24:20Don't worry this for us now.
24:22Hmm?
24:23We'll just get to know each other, won't we?
24:31Come on.
24:31All right.
24:40Right.
24:41You might as well have a rest all you can.
24:43No, I'm okay.
24:45I'm maybe just five minutes, eh?
24:55Jink, it was a single malt in your breath that did the trick, eh?
24:58Better for me, eh?
25:09I've been thinking, Mikey.
25:12I'm not sure that podcasts are my bag, really.
25:16You'll be a natural.
25:17I won't, sorry.
25:19Look, it's me that should apologise for getting ahead of myself.
25:24The thing is, the last time I tried, Jonathan just took the joy of you to it.
25:30Oh.
25:31I thought things would be different with them in my life.
25:34Oh, maybe you could still try.
25:36Ah, but you're the missing ingredient.
25:38Like, you've been to an autopsy, you know the lingo.
25:41Arterial spray and blunt force trauma and...
25:44I can't.
25:44I can't.
25:46You?
25:47You need an expert witness.
25:49Why not a therapist inside the mind of a killer?
25:52Oh, that's juicy.
25:54Don't you think, Gillian?
25:55Absolutely.
25:57But I wonder if anyone's ever used that exact title.
25:59But I've left my phone to say.
26:08What are you playing at?
26:10I had to do something.
26:11You are encouraging him.
26:13I can steer him away, Ferdinand.
26:14You've been trying to do that all day.
26:16And look where that's got us.
26:17You can't control this, Roisin.
26:19Gillian, please calm down.
26:20What if he finds out?
26:21Hmm?
26:23What happens then?
26:31Come on, Gill.
26:32We both know how this ends, so let's just cut to the chest.
26:35Don't you get it?
26:36There is no us.
26:38Get out.
26:39Officially.
26:40Need your breakfast yet?
26:41Where's your feather?
26:42Just running a few minutes late.
26:44Look, pal.
26:45Been great catching up.
26:46I need to be somewhere.
26:47Look, I know what I did was wrong.
26:48I just need him to understand how sorry I am.
26:51I messed up.
26:52Big time, right?
26:53All I'm asking is for you to hear me out.
27:06I'm asking is for you to hear you too.
27:09Bye-bye.
27:09Bye-bye.
27:09Bye-bye.
27:11Bye-bye.
27:14Bye-bye.
27:20Bye-bye.
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