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00:39Right, girls, listen up.
00:41I've got something very special planned for Mum today, and I'm going to need your help.
00:45You too, Kenzie.
00:46Is it another surprise?
00:47She doesn't really like your surprises.
00:49Aye, but this is a really good one.
00:51And the most important thing is you've got to keep it a secret.
00:54Oof, I'm not sure you guys will be able to do that now.
00:56Yeah, we will. We're dead good at secrets.
00:58That's good, because you're going to take her on a treasure hunt.
01:02And if you do it really good, there'll be a wee sweetie furries.
01:05Do you guys know how a treasure hunt works?
01:07Do you follow the clues to find the treasure?
01:09Yeah.
01:10Oh, man, these guys are already experts.
01:11I think they're going to smash it.
01:13So, here is the first clue.
01:15I want you to give it to Mum, and then help her find the rest, OK?
01:18This is going to be great fun.
01:20Who's it all going to end up?
01:21Well, it's gonna.
01:23Because someone very special's going to be waiting there to surprise Mum.
01:26Who?
01:27Well, you'll just have to wait and see, won't you?
01:30Right, I've got stuff to do, but Uncle Bob's going to go with you,
01:33and me and Gran will meet you at Molly's, OK?
01:36Great stuff.
01:37Right, we need to go and get some fizz and some last-minute touches for the decorations.
01:42It's gonna work.
01:44Oh, the work you've put in?
01:45She's gone, you'll love it.
01:47Aye.
01:48Of course you will.
01:57Maggie.
01:58Sorry to bother you.
02:00I was just wondering how Drew's doing.
02:02He's just a wee bit lost now, I think.
02:06Spending too much time on his own.
02:08No, that's not so good.
02:09I mean, he needs to get out there.
02:10What are you used to talking about?
02:12I was just...
02:13Sticking a neb in with It's No Wanted.
02:15She's just concerned about Drew.
02:17Well, if she was that concerned, she'd leave him alone.
02:19She's one of the reasons he'd get into that state in the first place.
02:22Hang on a minute.
02:23No, you hang on.
02:25You're only bothered about what he needed when you were using him for your wee ego boost.
02:29I don't need to listen to this.
02:30Well, sling a hook, then.
02:32Maybe he's stopping you.
02:37You really don't need to be making any more enemies.
02:40Well, I don't need friends like her.
02:41And neither does Drew.
02:42Well, he needs something, Caitlin.
02:44I'm really worried about him.
02:45He's moping away on his own in there.
02:47Aye, well, I've got an idea that'll sort that.
02:49And I've got everything I need right here.
02:51Let's see you after.
03:08Hiya, Mum!
03:09Eh, what are you saying here?
03:10You're supposed to be with your dad, Odie.
03:12Eh, the kids have organised a lovely surprise for you.
03:15You sure you have?
03:15It's a treasure hunt.
03:17A treasure hunt?
03:20Oh, that's a lovely idea.
03:22And I've got the first clue.
03:23Do you want to see it?
03:24Course she does.
03:26Course I do.
03:28To find the first clue on this trail,
03:31go to the boat that never sailed.
03:32Seek all around.
03:33Look here, look there
03:35to find a thing that you can wear.
03:38Hmm.
03:39What could that mean, I wonder?
03:44Eh, oh, I don't know.
03:46What kind of boat never sailed?
03:48Maybe one that isn't on water.
03:50A really big one.
03:52A really big one?
03:54Well, would that be a ship?
03:56Would it be the tall ship?
03:58Are we going to go there?
03:59Yay!
04:00Ah, well, I don't know if I got that
04:02without your help.
04:03So, should we go and see
04:04if you can find that thing you can wear?
04:06Aye, but I need to get changed first.
04:08And the two yous need jackets on.
04:11You're a dead man.
04:18So if Harry's away all week,
04:20maybe I can get to Emma.
04:22Get her to see that Harry's a threat to her.
04:24There's got to be a chance.
04:27I'll make me sure I've skits.
04:28Of course.
04:31Emma.
04:32Hi.
04:33Hey, yeah, hi.
04:34I was just wondering how things are going.
04:37Things?
04:37With Harry.
04:39I've been meaning to say
04:40that if ever you need any advice...
04:42From you?
04:43I know Harry.
04:44I know how difficult it can be.
04:46Look, no offence,
04:47but if you think we're going to get together
04:48and have a cosy wee bitch fest about Harry,
04:50then you can forget it.
04:51I don't do girly chats.
04:53And even if I did,
04:54I wouldn't be looking for one with you.
04:56Or just a bit too different.
05:00Like, 25 years too different.
05:03Make that 35.
05:05I appreciate the thought, though.
05:13I'll go.
05:15Waste of my breath.
05:18How am I going to get to Harry
05:19if I can't get her out of the way?
05:22I've got an idea.
05:24Come on, let's go somewhere quieter.
05:2835 years.
05:47What are you doing?
05:49Lunges.
05:49What does it look like?
05:50It looks like you're trying to pull a hamstring.
05:53Who showed you how to do them like that?
05:55I've seen it on the videos, haven't I?
05:56Look, stop.
05:57Stop.
05:58You're going to hurt yourself.
06:06Look.
06:07How about I show you how to do them properly?
06:09I will, if you've got the time, yeah?
06:12Right.
06:13I'll go get changed.
06:14Okay.
06:18Ouch.
06:22That extreme enough for you?
06:24Well, you said you wanted a bruise.
06:26Well, job done, I'd say.
06:27That's going to be a cracker.
06:29Look, not that I didn't enjoy lamping you,
06:30but do you mind explaining exactly how this is going to work?
06:33You said yourself talking's not going to cut it.
06:35So we have to show her how violent Harry is.
06:38I rock up, look embattered,
06:40make out that he did it.
06:41And why would she believe you?
06:43It's down to me to convince her, isn't it?
06:46At least I'll have some physical evidence.
06:47It's not like I'm trying to fake having cancer, is it?
06:50It's not right, you made your point.
06:51Oh.
06:52Well, right then.
06:55I'd better go and get ready for me close-up.
06:56Wish me luck.
07:07So, where's the next clue, do we think?
07:10Look!
07:11Oh, top job, Jamie!
07:13Hurry up, read it out!
07:14Okay, okay, okay.
07:15Right, now you must go to a special stall
07:17with coffee and tea and drinks for all.
07:20There the next clue can be found,
07:22something that makes a wonderful sound.
07:24I wonder where that should be.
07:26The Big Mug!
07:28The Big Mug, let's go, come on!
07:29Hey, hey, let's go, one!
07:34Series, sir?
07:35Oh, the kids wanted to give me a surprise,
07:37just a bit of damn fun.
07:38In fact, why don't you come with us,
07:40help us figure out the clues?
07:41Oh, man, work with the puzzles.
07:44Oh, come on, it'll give you a laugh.
07:46Nah, this type of stuff isn't really my thing.
07:49But you have fun, though.
07:52Look!
07:54It's a didgeridoo!
07:56Right, the one place in the neighbourhood
07:59where shelves are filled with lots of food.
08:02Look, really hard to find a clue
08:03it's someone cuddly to go with you.
08:06There's only one place that could be, yeah, kids.
08:08It's Grand Shop!
08:09Hey, hey, hey, let's go, go on!
08:11Grand Shop!
08:12Hey, watch your cows!
08:38Oh, thank you.
08:44Oh, I think I'd better sit down.
08:46You couldn't give us a hand, could you?
08:48Mm-hmm.
08:51It turns out your ribs are actually
08:53quite crucial to your movements.
08:55Mm-hmm.
08:57There you go.
08:57Oh, that's better.
09:02Had a bit of a run-in with me boss, you see.
09:06Well, you know what they say.
09:07Where there's a blame, there's a claim.
09:10Well, my boss isn't the kind of man
09:12you could take to an employment tribunal.
09:15What'd you do?
09:17What?
09:17Well, what'd you do that was that bad
09:19that made him do that?
09:20Oh, erm, not in life.
09:23I just, erm, messed up a travel book
09:26and that might not sound like a lot to you, but
09:32Harry's got very high standards.
09:34He expects people to meet him.
09:35Harry?
09:37What, like Harry Fulkes?
09:40What do you know him?
09:43Ah, look, erm...
09:46You won't tell him I said nothing, will you?
09:47But you're saying he'd done that to you
09:48because you messed up his travel.
09:50Look, just forget you'd heard that.
09:53Please, because...
09:54It doesn't go down well
09:56if he thinks you've been disloyal.
09:58Please.
10:00Please.
10:00Look, if you think this is bad...
10:01No, no, no, I get it.
10:03I won't say anything.
10:04Ah, cheers, love, I appreciate that.
10:08Come on, second thoughts.
10:11Maybe caffeine isn't such a great idea
10:13given the circumstances.
10:15You should go to A&E and get yourself checked.
10:17No, I will, yeah, thank you.
10:26By the way.
10:29Welcome on!
10:31Ha-ha!
10:32What do you think?
10:33Ha-ha, looks great, doesn't it?
10:35Ha-ha, I get loads of images online.
10:38Are those laid or was it?
10:40Aye.
10:42Still got the old legs for it, eh?
10:44That's the box and that is.
10:46Oh!
10:46Ooh!
10:48And...
10:48I've found...
10:50some authentic sounds.
10:52Oh, turn that off!
10:54Sorry, volume on fool there.
10:57That's part of German stuff.
10:58It's no German.
11:00It's Austrian.
11:02What do you ask for?
11:03Eh.
11:04I never asked for Austrian.
11:06Eh...
11:07Aye, you did.
11:08And you know it.
11:09It said Australian.
11:12Eh, no, no.
11:13No, no, it definitely said, eh...
11:17Oh.
11:20Well, I mean...
11:21Take a look at that handwriting.
11:24Anybody could make that mistake.
11:28I suppose it does look a wee bit...
11:29Why would I put Austrian?
11:30You know she's just back from Australia.
11:32Well, to be honest, I did wonder.
11:35And then I thought to myself, well...
11:37Maybe it was somewhere special to you.
11:39Your honeymoon or something.
11:41It's supposed to look like a beach party.
11:43It does look nice.
11:46Where's the barbie?
11:47The fairy lights.
11:48You haven't even got a dead chair.
11:50This has got nothing to do with Kel.
11:51This is a disaster.
11:53Oh, great, just in time.
11:55Is he here?
11:56Not quite.
11:58Eh, you see, there's, um...
12:01There's been a bit of a hitch.
12:02Do not tell me he isn't coming.
12:06Look, I'm really sorry, pal.
12:08He's just cancelled some sort of family crisis.
12:10But the song?
12:11If we don't have that kelnies to hear it, the whole thing hinges on it.
12:14What the hell am I going to do?
12:15What the hell are you going to do, Sam?
12:17Right, right, right, right.
12:19Nobody panic.
12:21I've got an idea.
12:24I just need to...
12:26I'll be right back.
12:36This is more like a dodgery-do.
12:38Oh, bless her cheek.
12:39You're acting out of me ages.
12:41Look, here's the next clue.
12:43It's Kanga.
12:44Look in her pouch.
12:47Ah, I could own ticket to Australia.
12:51Why do I suspect that Chris has a hand in this, eh?
12:54I couldn't possibly comment.
12:56When's your flight department?
12:58Eh, now, apparently.
13:00From Ollie's Corner.
13:02I'd better go and get them, then.
13:04They'll be running riot in there.
13:07Oh, is this him?
13:10Let's see.
13:11Oh, he is a wee angel.
13:14Oh, for the moment.
13:16Hey, nice hat.
13:17Oh, don't ask.
13:18Oh, it's great getting time with him, though.
13:20Kenzie, put that cookie down.
13:21Do you want mine as well?
13:23Make the most of it.
13:24It goes fast.
13:25I know.
13:25It'd just be nice to get some peace sometimes.
13:27Oh, I must admit, we're enjoying more of that these days.
13:30That's a grandparent bonus.
13:32Look, I'm going to have to go.
13:34Enjoy your watch.
13:39What are we doing after we've dropped the wee fella back?
13:41Eh, not so much.
13:43Why?
13:44I think you.
13:45Maybe we have a night in.
13:46If they're two years.
13:48Maybe get some food for that to be Italian, you like.
13:50Oh, lovely.
13:52And I've got something to tell you.
13:54Is that British the Norte?
13:56Aye.
13:58Sure.
13:59Aye.
14:05Sam Spiller saves the day yet again.
14:08Prepare to meet the perfect solution to your problem.
14:12Who's this?
14:13This is Niamh.
14:15And she knows your special song very well.
14:17Don't you, pal?
14:17Yeah, it's my favourite.
14:19I play it all the time.
14:21It's worth a shot.
14:23We've no much option.
14:24That's him coming new.
14:26Oh, right.
14:27We're just going to have to busk it.
14:28Right.
14:28Right, you ready?
14:29Aye.
14:29Come on, back me up, okay?
14:34Welcome.
14:35Welcome on.
14:36Aye.
14:37Oh, aye.
14:37Come away in.
14:39Eh, what is good on?
14:41Good on you, ain't it?
14:42Chris has worked dead hard on it.
14:43Oh, has he?
14:45And what is it exactly?
14:47Oh, it's celebrating a few of your favourite...
14:53Austrian things.
14:54Get to the chopper!
14:58I've never been to Austria.
15:02Aye, but there's lots of things that you do like.
15:07Like opera, scenery, dancing.
15:14Who the hell are you lot on?
15:16All right.
15:17It was supposed to look like a beach party in Oz.
15:21You see, I thought he'd written Austria.
15:25He said it was Australia.
15:26I was trying to recreate that amazing night, remember?
15:29When we met Paolo Nutini.
15:32Oh, right.
15:33So this is another one of your daft schemes.
15:36Right, Wins, why don't we go and get that wee sweetie I was talking about and we'll leave
15:40Mummy to enjoy a wee party?
15:42Actually, erm, I've got a couple of errands I need to run myself, so listen, nee, when you're
15:46done, give me a call, we'll have a chat.
15:48Right?
15:49You'll smash it.
15:50Well, cheers.
15:54This isn't a scheme, Kel.
15:56I even booked Paolo Nutini to play for us.
15:58What, is he out the back putting another shrimp in the barbie?
16:01Ah.
16:03Well, there was a slight hedge.
16:05But, of course there was.
16:07There always is when you're involved.
16:08But, but, Sam found us the perfect replacement.
16:14Niamh here can play a version of your song that's going to knock your socks off.
16:18Erm, just like that night, only this time it's just for you.
16:22You are off your hedge, you know that, don't you?
16:24I know, I've messed up again.
16:25But could you just stay for this one song, please?
16:30Right, okay.
16:32Just this once.
16:39And back to the centre.
16:42Good, last one.
16:43To the right.
16:45And to the left.
16:46Hang on.
16:47And back to the centre.
16:50And relax.
16:52That was really good.
16:54I do have a degree in this, remember?
16:55I know, but I always find that working out's a bit of a slog, but I really enjoyed that.
17:00It was fun, wasn't it?
17:01It should be fun.
17:03But it needs to be tailored to the individual, otherwise people won't commit.
17:06See, that's what I need, something to keep me committed.
17:09Do you know, I just, I really want to get back into shape.
17:11Right, well, find you a class then.
17:13No, I cannae be doing me all that sweaty, puffing and panting.
17:16Well, I'll write you out a programme and you can follow it in your own time.
17:19Yeah, but I'll no stick to it if I'm on my own, you know what I'm like.
17:22How about a personal trainer then?
17:24I can ask around.
17:25Well, why would we do that when I've got my very own PT sitting right here?
17:29Me.
17:30Who else?
17:31No, no, no, I don't think so.
17:33Why not?
17:33You'd be perfect.
17:34It wouldn't work, Mum.
17:36You'd get bored, I'd get frustrated.
17:38We'd end up falling out.
17:41Look, I'm going to be honest with you.
17:44I've been struggling a bit since, Seb.
17:48I think I've lost something, like my zest for life, my confidence.
17:52I don't know.
17:54I just think if I start to feel better, I'll be back in control of my life.
17:58Does that sound daft?
18:00Of course not.
18:02And see, for that wee half hour there with you, I feel dead energised, like back to the old me.
18:08I can ignore me.
18:10You've got enough in your plate without propping up your old man.
18:13I'll work something out.
18:16Okay.
18:18Right, I should go get changed.
18:20You should too.
18:21Yeah, I will in a minute.
18:30Look, I need to get back into regular training myself.
18:34I guess working out with you would be a good way to do that.
18:38Really?
18:39Really?
18:41I'm warning you, though.
18:42I'll be cracking the whip.
18:43Oh, just what I need.
18:44I need to get back into my office at the school.
18:55And you either love or hate me.
19:00But I know you've got no time for the in-between.
19:07But the reflection in your eyes, girl, looks so much better.
19:19And I, girl, makes me want to be a better man.
19:30And should she see fit
19:36I'm gonna treat her like a woman can
19:41And I go
19:48Makes me wanna be a better man
19:55And I go
20:01Makes me wanna be a better man
20:08That was completely brilliant
20:12Aye, that was brilliant, thank you
20:18Sorry, I need to go
20:33Cheers
20:34We should do this more often
20:36Yeah
20:37It's nice, isn't it?
20:38It's the two years
20:41Now, how about you tell me what all the mystery's about?
20:46Lenny
20:47What?
20:48Stop stalling
20:49What did you wanna talk to me about?
20:52Right
20:54I've decided
20:56I'm retired
20:58I see
21:00I mean, I realise there's not that much time left
21:02And I like spending more time with you
21:04And family
21:05Right
21:07And this is happening when?
21:09Just a couple of things to tie up
21:11And that's it done
21:13I thought you'd be pleased
21:15I would be if I thought for one minute you meant it
21:18Why would I not mean it?
21:19Lenny, how many times have we been here before?
21:22And every time you get sucked back in
21:24This is different
21:25I'll believe that when I see it
21:27Look, I know I've seen it before
21:30But this time
21:32I've got a plan
21:33I'm gonna make sure it works
21:51Kel, darling
21:54I didn't mean to upset you
21:55I thought you'd love it
22:04Are you angry with me for trying again?
22:07No
22:09I know I've been giving you pelters, but
22:14I kinda loved how hard you've tried
22:17And today it was a lovely idea
22:21And that song
22:24Took me right back to how I felt that night
22:29I'd kinda given up, you know
22:32The two of us meeting like that
22:35Thousands of miles away
22:38Seemed like it was meant to be
22:41I always thought it was
22:43Like we'd just been waiting to find each other
22:46And I always thought that's how it would be
22:50Us two
22:52Together
22:53Like
22:55Forever
22:58Then you went and blew it all to bits
23:00That was the stupidest thing I have ever done
23:04But I'd pay for it, have I not?
23:07And when I found out you and the kids and the cash had gone
23:10Don't you try turning this round in me
23:12What I was gonna say
23:15Was that it brought it home how much I'd lost
23:19And I was trying to recreate that moment today
23:21Because all I've wanted since then is to get that back
23:23You can't ever get it back, Chris
23:27How many times did I need to tell you
23:29Before you're gonna believe me?
23:32It's not gonna work
23:34I'd always be thinking about what you did
23:38I can't trust you anymore
23:40Do you not see that?
23:41You're right, I know that
23:42But
23:43Could you not just give me one more chance?
23:45Chris
23:46You're gonna have to stop this
23:48For both our sakes
23:50Because
23:51Nothing you say or do
23:53Is gonna ever change my mind
23:56Please, Kel
24:09She definitely bought it
24:13I was positive she'd see right through you
24:15See, you need to have a bit more faith, Viv
24:18I know how to put a story over
24:19Oh, you're a scam merchant, I'll give you that
24:22She'll be out of here in a couple of days, trust me
24:25I wouldn't trust you as far as I could spit you
24:28Just like Harry doesn't trust anybody else to book his travel
24:30He does that himself
24:32And I see he decided not to go to A&E
24:35Your little act wouldn't have fooled anybody
24:36Whimpering and netting tic-tacs
24:39And you
24:40All this concern for me
24:41I might be a lot younger than you are
24:44But I wasn't born yesterday
24:45I don't know what your game is yet
24:48Emma, we were trying to protect you
24:50And what makes you think I need protecting
24:52You think you know, Harry
24:53Believe me, you really don't
24:55I've been in your shoes
24:57The moment you step out and
24:58Enough
24:59We're both of you idiots
25:01And when Harry hears about this
25:02He'll have a lot more than sore faces to be worrying about
25:11So he put you through a whole workout
25:13Oh, my muscles are hurting in places I didn't even know I had
25:16And he went for it
25:17Becoming your trainer
25:18Well, I had to let on a bit thick
25:20Make it look as if I was struggling
25:22Why can't you just be straight with him?
25:24Well, if I'd asked him outright, Matt
25:25He'd have said no straight away
25:27This way, he's saving me
25:35Look, I know it's a bit sneaky
25:36But you should have seen his wee face
25:38It was all lit up with the idea
25:40Want to try it?
25:41No, thanks
25:50You alright, pal?
25:51I've been better
25:52You did your best
25:54It was a really nice idea
25:56I've messed everything up
25:58But good this time
26:00It was always going to be a tough call
26:03Listen
26:04Why don't you come up to the flat
26:06And help me tan these?
26:07I don't think I'd be very good company
26:08Oh, come on, man
26:10Don't leave me to drink them on my own
26:11We can share break-up stories
26:13I've got enough to keep us going all night
26:15Another time, mate
26:17Cheers, though
26:24Oh, Sam
26:26What are you up to, mate?
26:27I'm taking a few beers up to the flat
26:29Do you like to join me?
26:30Eh
26:32No, I've got a lot on
26:34I might have to put on all nighter
26:36Thanks, though
26:44I told you it was a stupid idea
26:47That's not helpful, that, Viv
26:48How is it, anyway?
26:50I'll live
26:52I wonder for how much longer, though
26:54She's going to grasp the sort of first opportunity she gets
26:57Oh, did you think that I didn't realise that?
26:59So what are we going to do?
27:00Shut Emma up
27:01And get rid of her before he comes back
27:04And then
27:07I'm going to get rid of Harry
27:14So why are you tossing in the background?
27:16I'm between accommodations at the moment
27:17You're homeless?
27:19Kinda
27:20Kinda, Buckle
27:22Mikey's recording the podcast in a new way
27:24It's just too close to the bone
27:27But these days
27:28It's basically impossible to get away with murder
27:31Emma, can we have a chat?
27:33Just give me five minutes
27:34You've got two
27:35This isn't about me
27:37It's about Emma
27:38You should know who you're dealing with
28:05I'll see you next time
28:09Before we jump up
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