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00:02He fell for Darrow without warning, and his job keeps him from getting laid in the morning.
00:08It's Watch What Happens Live with Mark Consuelos and KJ Dillard now.
00:22Hey everybody, welcome to Watch What Happens Live.
00:25I'm your host, Andy Cohen, live in the Bravo Clubhouse, wishing you a happy St. Patrick's
00:29Day.
00:30My first guest wakes up early for his morning TV gig, but he'll now be up way past his bedtime,
00:36making his Broadway debut in Fallen Angels starting March 27th at the Todd Ames Theater.
00:43Please welcome my pal, Mark Consuelos.
00:46Hey everybody.
00:46Hey Mark.
00:48I'm very excited about this.
00:49And if Riverdale taught us anything, it's that Mark always pairs well with a KJ.
00:54So give it up for KJ Dillard from Summer House.
00:59Hey guys, do me a favor, fire up WWHL.TV because we have a lot of polls coming your way
01:06in just
01:07a second.
01:08Don't forget to send me your questions on threads at BravoAndy, or if you're still on that cesspool
01:13we call Twitter, tweet me at Andy for Mark and KJ all night long.
01:17I want to say hi to Dara in the Oprah chair.
01:22And I guess that answers our question.
01:25Are things going well between you and Dara?
01:28Oh, lovely.
01:29Very good.
01:31Yeah.
01:31Okay.
01:32I want to get into tonight's Summer House.
01:33Now Mark doesn't watch Summer House, but two fun facts.
01:37He lives down the street from the Summer House.
01:39Less than a mile.
01:39Less than a mile.
01:40And his son, Michael, is a producer on the show.
01:44Started as a PA.
01:45Yes.
01:45Which is absolutely amazing.
01:47And he's good.
01:47He tells us nothing because of the NDA.
01:49Right.
01:50Yes.
01:50He can't tell us anything.
01:51That's so funny.
01:53I got to tell you, KJ, one of the most powerful conversations we've had about race tonight
01:59on the show.
02:00And you, I just can't thank you for opening up the way that you did.
02:03And I just thought it was edifying and wonderful.
02:07How did that feel for you having that conversation?
02:10It felt relieving just because I've dealt with that my entire life.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Being a black man in America and having to face so much adversity.
02:19And so being able to have that conversation with Sierra and me at the table in front of
02:24everyone was just, like, powerful.
02:27And it was great that the white people just shut up and let you have the conversation.
02:32Yeah.
02:33Yes.
02:36Anyway, okay.
02:37Well, guess what?
02:37It is time to...
02:39Work the ball!
02:41Here we go.
02:42KJ, you and Dara have been all over social media together.
02:45Here comes our first ball on WWHL.TV.
02:49Are they moving too fast?
02:51Yes or no?
02:52As you watch them in the summer house, did you feel like they were moving too fast?
02:57This is overwhelming.
02:58No.
02:59We love a split screen.
03:00And that could have gone the other way.
03:02Absolutely not.
03:03Wow, that's...
03:04Good job.
03:04That's a landslide.
03:06Okay, KJ busted out his Kangol hat last summer.
03:10Months before they were having a moment on Love Story.
03:13So I want to know, Kangol hats, hot or not?
03:16Mark, you've been known to bust one out.
03:18I have a few.
03:19Yeah, in the day.
03:19You have a few?
03:20I would say hot.
03:21Yes, absolutely.
03:22The audience...
03:23This is not as much of a landslide as the last time, but they're still going for hot.
03:28So congratulations.
03:30Now answer this.
03:31Do you think Bayley and Carl would make a cute couple?
03:34Yes or no?
03:35What do you think, KJ?
03:39No.
03:40No?
03:41Okay.
03:42The audience feels like maybe yes.
03:44All right.
03:46Okay.
03:46Well, we shipped them.
03:49And finally, during Spin the Bottle, Ben showed off his can.
03:53So I need to poll the audience.
03:55Ben's ass, hot or not?
03:58Now, I rewound.
04:01Oh, it's trending.
04:04And, yeah, you guys are saying hot.
04:07And, Dara, we agree with this, right?
04:10I'm focused on one button.
04:12Yes, good.
04:13Oh, wow.
04:14That's amazing.
04:15Thanks for voting, everybody.
04:17Good job.
04:21Okay.
04:21Over at the bar, helping us celebrate St. Patrick's Day, I have one of my favorite Irishmen,
04:27and he makes my absolute number one pizza in the Hamptons and the country with all due
04:33to corned beef and cabbage.
04:35He is the owner of Sam's Pizza in East Hampton.
04:37It's my man, Graham Quinn.
04:39Hey, Graham.
04:39Happy St. Patrick's Day.
04:41If you're in East Hampton, how many years has Sam's Pizza been around?
04:4779.
04:4879 years, y'all.
04:50This is a Hamptons institution.
04:53You love that place.
04:53I love Sam's.
04:55I'm there all the time.
04:56Thanks for schlepping in to be with us tonight.
04:58With his upcoming role in Fallen Angels, I am so proud that Mark is one of two members
05:04of his family making their Broadway debut this season.
05:07Your son, Joaquin, is in Death of a Salesman.
05:10This is a really big deal, and I'm not just saying that because I'm about to put him through
05:14a truly demonic game called Angelic Answers.
05:18Mark, baby angel versions of myself and Kelly have flown in on either side of you.
05:23I will now ask you to pick between the love of your life and me in a series of leading
05:29questions on live television.
05:31Good luck.
05:32All right.
05:32Here we go.
05:32Okay, Mark.
05:33Who is better in bed?
05:35Oh, Kelly.
05:38Who is more likely to be running late for dinner?
05:43I would say you're very on time, wouldn't you say?
05:46Yes.
05:47You guys are both on time.
05:48Okay.
05:49Who accidentally swears in front of the kids more?
05:52I would say you.
05:54Okay.
05:55Okay.
05:56Who's more likely to leave your texts on read?
06:01Neither of you.
06:02Yes, we respond.
06:03Who is fun?
06:04Yes.
06:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:05Who do you suspect has the higher libido?
06:08You.
06:10But that's across all, like, human kind.
06:16I mean, you know me.
06:18Yes.
06:18Who gets more annoyed with Gelman?
06:23I think you do.
06:25Who do you think receives the more salacious DMs?
06:29Definitely you.
06:31Who would be your first phone call from jail?
06:34My wife.
06:35I would hope so.
06:35Thank you very much, Mark.
06:39Tax season is upon us, and Intuit TurboTax has you covered by matching you with the dedicated
06:45full-service expert who can handle your taxes from start to finish.
06:50And with that out of the way, you have tons of extra time to call on the other geniuses
06:55in your life who can help with all the other daunting tasks that come with adulting.
07:01So I want to play Spill the Expert Tease.
07:04Okay, KJ, I am going to ask who you turn to in a pinch when faced with various challenges.
07:10Answer by picking from the bobbing heads of your esteemed housemates, Amanda, Ben, Carl,
07:17Sierra, Dara, Jesse, Kyle, Lindsay, Mia, or Wes.
07:20That's a big house.
07:21All right.
07:21Who in the house is the perfect style expert?
07:24Me.
07:25You're picking yourself.
07:27Who in the house is the expert chef?
07:29Mia.
07:30Who is the expert at assembling the perfect on-theme party costumes?
07:35Sierra.
07:35Yes.
07:36Who's the expert at dissipating a group argument?
07:39Kyle.
07:41Who is the expert at keeping their room the cleanest?
07:44Me.
07:45Who is the expert driver on the long trip out to the Hamptons?
07:48Carl.
07:49Who is expert at always knowing how to make things awkward?
07:57Bailey.
07:59Who is an expert smack talker?
08:01Bailey.
08:02Expert at staying out late on nights out?
08:06West.
08:06Who can stir up drama while expertly staying on the outside of it?
08:15Kyle.
08:17Since it's apparently not Bailey, who is the flirting expert?
08:21Dara.
08:22All right.
08:23Thank you very much.
08:27Okay.
08:27When Mark isn't co-starring in Scream 7 with a killer who wants to gut everyone like a fish,
08:33he and Kelly spend their downtime doing it like rabbits.
08:37So I want both my guests to tap into their animalistic sides for let your kink flag fly.
08:44Gentlemen, take these flags and I'm going to edge us all out by teasing my guests with various kinks.
08:52Guys, tell us which ones you're into by waving your kink flag.
08:55Mark, I really torture you when you're here.
08:57Yes, you do.
08:57I know.
08:58I really like it.
08:59Okay.
09:00Hooking up in a pool or hot tub.
09:03Yeah.
09:03I don't like water around me.
09:05I'm good.
09:07Motorboating.
09:08I love motorboating.
09:09What is that?
09:09It's doing this and having boobs in your face.
09:13Oh.
09:14Yeah.
09:14Yeah.
09:14Okay.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Okay.
09:16Okay.
09:18Bondage.
09:19Bondage or discipline.
09:21Not my thing.
09:22Hooking up in public where you can be discovered.
09:29Mark.
09:30No.
09:30Okay.
09:31No.
09:31All right.
09:32Pegging.
09:33Either of you guys like to get it up the butt?
09:36No.
09:38Furries.
09:40No.
09:41Role play.
09:44Light.
09:47Incorporating food in the bedroom.
09:50Food in the bedroom.
09:51It's unsanitary.
09:53You are so clean.
09:54I'm very clean.
09:55Um, threesomes.
09:57I mean, I'm not going to turn it around.
10:01Watching porn with your partner.
10:05All right.
10:06We're going to leave it there.
10:07We're going to have more with these guys.
10:09You learn to stop by later this week.
10:11Don't go anywhere.
10:13Sorry to do that.
10:14Andy, you're so shady.
10:16Andy, you're so shady.
10:25For our discussion, this is my exclusive.
10:28That was the deal.
10:29Yeah, yeah.
10:29Got it.
10:30Okay.
10:32Oh, okay.
10:33Oh, there.
10:36All right.
10:37I have three cameras on you.
10:38We'll be operating from the control room.
10:40You need your phone.
10:41So when he calls, thank you.
10:45All right, ladies.
10:45We'll be ready to break into every affiliate in the state on your go.
10:50Jesus.
10:51This is awesome.
10:52That was my guest, Mark Consuelos in Screen 7, now playing in theaters nationwide.
10:59Welcome back to What's What Happens Live.
11:01I'm Andy Cohen, live in the Bravo Clubhouse.
11:03Also here with K.J. Dillard from Summer House.
11:07Jeez, Mark, you're in the movies, you're on Broadway, you're on our TVs.
11:11Yep.
11:11You're recording an album anytime soon?
11:13No, I'm not.
11:13Okay, over at the bar serving the traditional Irish delicacy of pizza from East Hampton,
11:19it's my Irish pal, Graham Quinn from Sam's Pizza.
11:23He's here in honor of St. Patrick's Day and Summer House.
11:27Drinking game reminder, if you are 21 or over, anytime you hear this word, drink,
11:31or if it's legal where you are, smoke a half pipe.
11:34Hey, yeah.
11:35Let's take some fan questions.
11:37We have Lauren from Kansas City in our studio audience with a question for Mark.
11:42What do you got, Lauren?
11:43Have there been any on-air conversations with Kelly that led to arguments at home?
11:49No.
11:51No, no.
11:51That's great.
11:52No, but sometimes we bring up stuff on air because it's kind of a safe space.
11:56Sure.
11:57Because there's an audience there.
11:58Right.
11:58And you can kind of make a joke out of it.
12:00I love it.
12:01Page six will be like, Mark and Kelly had a huge fight today on the show.
12:05Never.
12:05And I'm like, oh my God, what did they talk about?
12:08And it's like, it's amazing.
12:10Yeah.
12:10Leaving for the airport early.
12:12Oh, yeah, no.
12:12No.
12:13Yes.
12:13No.
12:14Right.
12:15Let's go to our virtual fan, Winslet in Alabama with a question for KJ.
12:20Hi.
12:22Hi, Andy.
12:23Hi, guys.
12:24Hi there.
12:25KJ, did you agree with Jesse when he implied this season that your buddy West isn't ready
12:31to be in a relationship, or do you think him and Sierra actually would work out?
12:35Love your accent.
12:38That's a very good question.
12:40I think West needs to focus on himself before he's ready for Sierra.
12:49What did you think of Sierra, of the apology that West gave to Sierra tonight at dinner?
12:56It was eh.
12:58It was eh.
12:59It could have been better.
12:59Okay.
13:01You and West, it seems like you got closer this summer.
13:04Yeah, that's my brother.
13:05Yeah.
13:06Apology aside.
13:08Yeah.
13:10Mark Harper M. said, you once joked with Jimmy Kimmel that you forget who your live guests
13:14were as soon as later that day.
13:17So I have to ask, who were your guests on today's episode of Live with Kelly and Mark?
13:22Oh, gosh.
13:23I know we had Shaggy and Robin Thicke, and we had, oh, gosh.
13:32I know my publicist is here.
13:33I want to tell you.
13:35Who's that?
13:37Elizabeth Moss.
13:38Yes, thank you.
13:39All right.
13:40Was Kurt Russell on the show, too?
13:42Last week.
13:43Oh, okay.
13:43All right.
13:44Very good.
13:44Yeah.
13:44Okay, KJ, Tom AHS wants to know, after watching it, did you think Ben was too harsh on Bailey?
13:51No.
13:53No, I don't.
13:54Okay.
13:55You've seen Joaquin in Death of a Salesman.
13:58Yes.
13:58But now he won't be able to come see you.
14:01I think there might be one preview where he can come.
14:04I love this, that you're both on Broadway.
14:06It's so exciting.
14:07Yeah, it took me 30 years to get on Broadway.
14:09It took him like three months.
14:10Yeah, good point.
14:11Kelly's going to be going back and forth.
14:13Yeah.
14:13Tonight's Summer House Spin the Bottle game featured lots of kissing on the lips, even
14:18though Ben presented everyone with a perfectly good set of cheeks.
14:22But in my cheeky game, the bottle gets to hit back because it's time to play...
14:27Spin that Bottle!
14:29Okay, here's how it works.
14:30When my Whirling Bottle lands on one of us, that person will have to answer a tough question.
14:37If that person refuses to answer, they will pick one of us and you will smash a breakaway
14:42bottle over their head.
14:43Okay?
14:44Spin it, control room.
14:47Okay, this one's for KJ.
14:50KJ, which of the Summer House gang were you warned about ahead of time before you joined
14:55them in the house this summer?
14:58Jesse.
14:58Jesse.
14:59That was easy, right?
15:01Yeah.
15:01Okay, there you go.
15:02Spin it.
15:02Oh, gosh.
15:05Mark, since you've joined live with Kelly, who has been the most boring interview you've
15:10had to deal with?
15:11Go ahead.
15:12No.
15:13Oh.
15:13No, no, no.
15:14You do...
15:15Oh, yeah.
15:15No, he does it over you.
15:16Boring.
15:17You're right.
15:17No, he does it over you.
15:19Oh, yeah, yeah.
15:19I can't answer that.
15:21There you go.
15:22Okay.
15:23All right.
15:24Spin it around.
15:27Who is the most annoying Bravo Leopardy to film a reunion with?
15:31Oh, my God.
15:32There's no way, Mark.
15:33Yeah?
15:34Yeah.
15:36Okay.
15:37Come on.
15:38Okay.
15:38Yeah, it's good.
15:39Okay.
15:39Spin it around.
15:40All good.
15:42Oh, me again.
15:43Okay, rank these in order of highest to lowest body counts.
15:49Me, Anderson, John Mayer.
15:51That's the ranking.
15:53Me, Anderson, John Mayer.
15:55Highest to lowest.
15:56All right.
15:56Good.
15:57Okay, spin it.
16:03Name one thing that your wife, Kelly Ripa, did that annoyed you today.
16:09Oh, gosh.
16:10She didn't annoy me today.
16:12Okay.
16:12I knew you were good.
16:13Oh, yeah.
16:13You answered it.
16:14Yeah, she didn't annoy me today.
16:15All right.
16:15Spin it.
16:19KJ, after observing them for a full summer, who was more to blame for their marital woes,
16:25Kyle or Amanda?
16:27Kyle.
16:28Okay.
16:28Yeah.
16:30Okay, spin it.
16:33KJ, be honest.
16:34Do you think Ben wants to F his mate's missus?
16:37No.
16:38Okay.
16:39No.
16:42Mark, where's the wildest place you and Kelly have made Whoopi?
16:46Oh, gosh.
16:48Um.
16:50Oh, gosh.
16:54Honeymoon.
16:55Okay.
16:56No, I can't.
16:57I can't.
16:57What about?
16:59What?
16:59What about?
17:02That's not wild, is it?
17:03Oh, it isn't?
17:04Really?
17:05I think, well, yeah.
17:06Go ahead.
17:07Good.
17:08There you go.
17:09Too scared.
17:10Let me finish.
17:11Okay, there you go.
17:13Okay, spin it.
17:16Oh, God.
17:17Which housewife instantly makes you groan when you see the intestine?
17:24Okay.
17:24Here you go.
17:26Okay.
17:27All right.
17:28Thanks.
17:29We're going to leave it there after the break.
17:31We have more with these two and a special St. Patrick's Day-themed Watch What Happens 5.
17:54All right, welcome back to Watch What Happens 5.
17:57I'm Andy here, live in Soho with Mark KJ and my man Graham at the bar from Sam's Restaurant in
18:05the Hamptons.
18:06I loved your and Kelly's interview with your All My Children castmate Michael B. Jordan backstage at the Oscars.
18:13That was so great.
18:14Just want to plug that in your new play, it's you and Rose Byrne and Kelly O'Hara.
18:18Kelly O'Hara.
18:19I mean, it's amazing.
18:20It is.
18:20Very exciting.
18:21I get to work with somebody really talented in the morning and at night, like, super talented at night.
18:26Yes, you do.
18:28KJ, Alex O emailed, is one of the house newbies, who was the most welcoming of the Summer House members?
18:34Darryl.
18:36Oh.
18:40Do you say I love you to each other?
18:43Now.
18:44Now you do?
18:44Yeah, now.
18:45Yeah.
18:45Yeah.
18:46Oh.
18:47Yeah, I love her.
18:48Yeah, you do.
18:48Yeah, I do.
18:49I can see that.
18:50Oh, you're very sweet.
18:52I love this.
18:54What's happening right now?
18:56Now is the cozy time.
18:58Now is the cozy time.
19:00Yeah, it's cozy time.
19:01It is time for Watch What Happens 5.
19:04Today is St. Patrick's Day, which means I am compelled to celebrate my favorite Irish lass,
19:10our fearless executive producer, Deirdre Connolly.
19:13Deirdre loves to give me crap in my earpiece while I'm hosting the show every night, so
19:20we tonight are counting down the top five things Deirdre Connolly has said in my ear during
19:26a show, but I need a little help from another Irish icon, O-N-D-O-Cohen.
19:32Top of the evening.
19:34Okay, okay.
19:36So you're going to be playing the part of my executive producer, Deirdre, okay?
19:40Here we go.
19:41The number five thing Deirdre says in my ear, she's said it approximately 200 times since
19:462009 whenever I'm running hot in the clubhouse.
19:50Oh, your upper lip is sweating.
19:53On many occasions, I've turned to a guest and said, nice to meet you, only to hear Deirdre
19:58say...
19:59Ugh, they've been on the shore before.
20:02That's number four.
20:03Whenever I make fun of Boston or insinuate that Irish people drink a lot or even call
20:08out that yet another of Deirdre's cousins is in the audience, she'll curtly respond...
20:15How dare ya?
20:17That's number three.
20:18Our number two is simply presented without context.
20:22During a show, Deirdre once had to tell me...
20:25That's not how tampons work.
20:28That's not how tampons work.
20:33I don't know.
20:35We had a conversation about...
20:37I learned what a panty liner was tonight.
20:40Our number one thing Deirdre said in my ear came during our early days when we had a
20:45few technical kinks to work out.
20:47I heard something you never want to hear your executive producer say 10 minutes into a live
20:52show.
20:52Uh, we're not on the air, but, uh, just keep going.
20:59Oh, my God.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:01Now Deirdre's telling me to wrap it up.
21:04We'll do, Dee, and happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone.
21:06Good night.
21:07I want to thank Mark, St. Jane, and Graham for being here.
21:09If you were playing on Drinking Word, No Driving, it was Dara.
21:12We said it six times.
21:14Stay here for our after show.
21:15Go see Mark on Broadway.
21:17See him on Live with Mark and Kelly every morning.
21:27You
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