00:00Yeah, okay, what's next? Heavy metal? Rap? Hip-Hop?
00:04Finally, Gramps! I agree with something you said. Heavy metal rap, yeah!
00:09Oh, you two. Just shut up.
00:18Give the Mafia a rubber check
00:21Chopping a knife with your neck
00:23Arm wrestle with a hate
00:25Wrap your head a dozen times with mask and tape
00:28Ridiculous ways to die
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00:37Smile so wide your head falls off
00:40Tell a donkey to turn his head a cock
00:43Play patty cake with a polar bear
00:46Test out the state pins electric chair
00:48Sell both your lungs on the internet
00:51Have a stick of dynamite as a family pet
00:53Ridiculous ways to die
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01:29Ways to die
01:30Clean your eyes with a blowtorch
01:33Put TNT under your front porch
01:35Do the pizza and cinnamon challenge both at once
01:37Tell the school bully he ain't nothing but a dance jump
01:41From roof to roof as you fight crime
01:43They two different girls at the same time
01:45They hide and seek in a wood chamber
01:48Snag your manhood in your zipper
01:51That's the worst one of all
01:53Ridiculous ways to die
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02:46you guys look ridiculous what are you guys trying to be clowns shut up old man
02:53yeah what he said be sure to check out the alternate edit to this video
02:58no
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03:37Sharpen a knife with your neck
03:40Arm wrestle with an ape
03:43Wrap your head a dozen times with masking tape
03:46Ridiculous ways to die
03:48So many ridiculous ways to die
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03:54High high so many
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05:01To die
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05:06I hide so many
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05:14Clean your eyes with a blowtorch
05:16Put TNT under your front porch
05:19Do the peeps and cinnamon challenge both at once
05:22Tell the school bully he ain't nothing but a dunce
05:26Jump from roof to roof as you fight crime
05:28Date two different girls at the same time
05:31Play hide and seek in a wood chipper
05:35Snag your manhood in your zipper
05:41Ridiculous ways to die
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05:55High
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05:58So many
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06:01So many
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06:12Are you gonna ruin all my songs with this AI slop?
06:16Hmm, maybe
06:17You better not screw around with my dumb ways to die in Canada song
06:21Oh, that one's almost done
06:23Huh