00:07Give the mafia a rubber check
00:09Chopin a knife with your neck
00:12Arm wrestle with a hate
00:14Wrap your head a dozen times with mask and tape
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00:29Tell a donkey to turn his head a cock
00:32Play patty cake with a polar bear
00:35Test out the state pins electric chair
00:37Sell both your lungs on the internet
00:39Have a stick of dynamite as a family pet
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00:53Catch a ton of hawk between your legs
00:56Sit in an eagles next to freshly hashed eggs
00:58Play your iPod at full blast
01:01Go snorkeling in a body cap
01:03Stand under a hippo on a high wire
01:06Take a bubble bath in a deep fire
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02:18Ridiculous ways to die, ways to die.
02:35You guys look ridiculous.
02:38What are you guys trying to be, clowns?
02:40Shut up, old man!
02:42Yeah, what he said.
02:44Be sure to check out the alternate edit to this video.
02:47No.
02:48No.
02:49No.
