00:00To be continued...
00:35Give the mafia a rubber check
00:38Sharpen a knife with your neck
00:41Arm wrestle with an ape
00:44Wrap your head a dozen times with masking tape
00:47Ridiculous ways to die
00:50So many ridiculous ways to die
00:53Ridiculous ways to die
00:56Hi, hi, so many ridiculous ways to die
01:06Smile's too wide, your head falls off
01:08Tell a donkey to turn its head a cough
01:11Play patty cake with a pole of wear
01:14Test out the state pen's electric chair
01:17Sell both your lungs on the internet
01:20Have a stick of dynamite as a family plan
01:23Ridiculous ways to die
01:26So many ridiculous ways to die
01:29Ridiculous ways to die
01:32Hi, hi, so many ridiculous ways to die
01:40Catch a tomahawk between your legs
01:44Sit in an eagle's nest of freshly hatched eggs
01:47Play your odd part at full blast
01:50Go snorkeling in a body cast
01:53Stand under a hip on a high wire
01:56Take a bubble bath in a deep fire
01:59Ridiculous ways to die
02:02So many ridiculous ways to die
02:06Ridiculous ways to die
02:08Hi, hi, so many ridiculous ways to die
02:15Clean your eyes with a blowtorch
02:18Put TNT under your front porch
02:20Do the peeps and cinnamon challenge both at once
02:23Tell the school bully he ain't nothing but a dunce
02:27Jump from roof to roof as you fight crime
02:29Date two different girls at the same time
02:32Play hide and seek in a wood chipper
02:36Snack your manhood in your zipper
02:42Ridiculous ways to die
02:48Ridiculous ways to die
02:54Ridiculous ways to die
02:55Ridiculous ways to die
02:56Ridiculous ways to die
02:58Ridiculous ways to die
03:00So many, so many, so many ridiculous ways to die
03:13Are you going to ruin all my songs with this AI slop?
03:17Maybe.
03:18You better not screw around with my Dumb Ways to Die in Canada song.
03:22Oh, that one's almost done.
