00:00Hey, hey, hey
00:14Snag your manhood in your zipper
00:17Play hide and seek in a chipper
00:20Take two different girls at the same time
00:23Jump from roof to roof as you fight crime
00:26Tell the school bully he ain't nothing better done
00:29Do the peeps and cinnamon, challenge both at once
00:32Put TNT under your front porch
00:36Clean your eyes with a blowtorch
00:39Ridiculous ways to die
00:41So many ridiculous ways to die
00:44Ridiculous ways to die
00:48So many ridiculous ways to die
00:52Take a bubble bath in a deep fryer
00:55Stand under a hippo on a high wire
00:58Go snorkeling in a body cast
01:01Play your iPod at full blast
01:05Sit in an eagle's met with freshly hot legs
01:08Catch a tomahawk between your legs
01:14Ridiculous ways to die
01:16So many ridiculous ways to die
01:20Ridiculous ways to die
01:23I hide so many ridiculous ways to die
01:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:30Have a stick of dynamite
01:32I have a stick of dynamite
01:32I have a vanillus pen
01:33Sell both your lungs on the internet
01:36Test out the state pens
01:38I like a chair
01:40Play pad and cake with a polar bear
01:43Sell a donkey to turn and head and cough
01:46Smile so wide your head falls on
01:49I hide so many ridiculous ways to die
01:53So many ridiculous ways to die
01:56Ridiculous ways to die
02:00Hi, hi, so many ridiculous ways to die
02:27Hi, hi, hi, so many
02:31So many ridiculous ways to die
02:37Dude, that song rules
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