00:12Why?!
00:21Hey!
00:23Hey!
00:28Hey!
00:35Give the Mafia a rubber check
00:39Sharpen a knife with your neck
00:41Arm wrestle with an ape
00:44Wrap your head a dozen times with masking tape
00:47Ridiculous ways to die
00:49So many ridiculous ways to die
00:54Ridiculous ways to die
00:56Hi, hi, so many
00:58Ridiculous ways to die
01:05Smile so wide your head falls off
01:08Tell a donkey to turn its head a cough
01:11Play patty cake with a bowl of war
01:14Test out the state pens electric chair
01:17Set up off your lungs on the internet
01:20Have a stick of dynamite as a family plan
01:23Ridiculous ways to die
01:26So many ridiculous ways to die
01:29Ridiculous ways to die
01:32Hi, hi, so many
01:33Ridiculous ways to die
01:59Ridiculous ways to die
02:02Ridiculous ways to die
02:05Ridiculous ways to die
02:10Ridiculous ways to die
02:33Ridiculous ways to die
02:35A woodtripper, snag your manhood in your zippers
02:42Ridiculous ways to die
02:48Ridiculous ways to die
02:54Ridiculous ways to die
02:59So many, so many, so many
03:05Ridiculous ways to die
03:13Are you gonna ruin all my songs with this AI slop?
03:17Maybe
03:18You better not screw around with my dumb ways to die in Canada song
03:22Oh, that one's almost done