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00:48Ridiculous ways to die
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00:56Hi hi so many
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01:05Smile still wide, your head falls off
01:08Tell a donkey to turn its head off
01:11Play patty cake with a pole of air
01:14Test out the state pen's electric chair
01:17Sell both your lungs on the internet
01:20Have a stick of dynamite as a family plan
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01:25So many ridiculous ways to die
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01:32I hide so many ridiculous ways to die
01:41Catch a tomahawk between your legs
01:44Sit in an eagle's nest of freshly hatched eggs
01:47Play your iPod at full blast
01:50Go snorkeling in a body cast
01:53Stand under a hip on a high wire
01:56Take a bubble bath in a deep fire
01:59Ridiculous ways to die
02:02So many ridiculous ways to die
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02:08I hide so many
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02:15Clean your eyes with a blowtorch
02:18Put TNT under your front porch
02:20Do the peeps and cinnamon challenge both at once
02:23Tell the school bully he ain't nothing but a dunce
02:27Jump from roof to roof as you fight crime
02:29Date two different girls at the same time
02:32Play hide and seek in a wood chipper
02:36Slag your manhood in your zipper
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03:13Are you gonna ruin all my songs with this AI slop?
03:17Maybe.
03:18You better not screw around with my Dumb Ways to Die in Canada song.
03:22Oh, that one's almost done.