00:07Guilty Mafia
00:30Ridiculous ways to die
00:32So many ridiculous ways to die
00:38Smile so wide your head falls off
00:42Tell a donkey to turn its head off
00:45Play patty cake with a polar bear
00:49Test out the state man's electric chair
00:53Sell both your lungs on the internet
00:56Have a stick of dynamite as a family pet
01:01Ridiculous ways to die
01:03So many ridiculous ways to die
01:08Ridiculous ways to die
01:11So many ridiculous ways to die
01:15Catch a tomahawk between your legs
01:20Sit in an eagle's nest of freshly hot sticks
01:24Play your iPod at full blast
01:27Go snorkeling in a body cast
01:31Stand under a hippo on a high wire
01:34Take a bubble bath in a deep fryer
01:39Ridiculous ways to die
01:41So many ridiculous ways to die
01:46Ridiculous ways to die
01:49So many ridiculous ways to die
01:53Clean your eyes with a blowtorch
01:57Put TNT under your front porch
02:01Do the beats and cinnamon challenge
02:03For the once tell the school bully
02:06He ain't nothing but a dunce
02:08Jump from roof to roof as you fight crime
02:12Date two different girls at the same time
02:15Play hide and seek in a wood chipper
02:19Play hide and seek in a wood chipper
02:20Snag your manhood in your zipper
02:27Ridiculous ways to die
02:29High, high, ridiculous ways to die
02:34High, high, ridiculous ways to die
02:34High, so many, so many
02:38So many ridiculous ways to die
02:47All right, here's a story for you
02:49Once upon a time, there were two idiot egg creatures
02:53One was short, fat, and orange
02:56And the other was taller, skinnier, and green
02:59The end
03:01We're not eggs
03:02Dude, we're beans
03:04Aha, but you didn't argue with me calling you idiots
