00:07Give the mafia love a day
00:11Sharpen a knife with your neck
00:16Unresonate
00:18Wrap your head a dozen times with masking tape
00:22Ridiculous ways to die
00:26So many ridiculous ways to die
00:30Ridiculous ways to die
00:34So many ridiculous ways to die
00:38Smile so wide, your head falls off
00:42Tell the donkey to turn his head on
00:46Play patty cake with the old man
00:50Test out the state's plans and make your chance
00:54Sell both your lungs on the internet
00:58Have a stick of dynamite
01:00As a family pet
01:02Ridiculous ways to die
01:05So many ridiculous ways to die
01:09Ridiculous ways to die
01:13So many ridiculous ways to die
01:16Can't catch a tomahawk between your legs
01:21Sit in an eagle's nest and fleshy hat
01:23Play the iPod and roll blast
01:28Go snorkeling in a body cast
01:31Stand under a hippo
01:34On a high wire
01:36Take a fumble bath and die
01:39So many ridiculous ways to die
01:43So many ridiculous ways to die
01:47Ridiculous ways to die
01:51So many ridiculous ways to die
01:56Clean your eyes with a blowtorch
01:59Put TNT under your front porch
02:03Do the peeps and cinnamon challenge both at once
02:07Tell the school bully he ain't nothing but the dunce
02:11Jump from the roof as you fight crime
02:15Date two different girls at the same time
02:18Go hide and seek in the old chick
02:22Snag your manhood in your zipper
02:30Ridiculous ways to die
02:37Ridiculous ways to die
02:41So many so many so many ridiculous ways to die
02:55Ridiculous ways to die
03:04yeah okay what's next heavy metal rap hip-hop finally gramps i agree with something you said
03:10heavy metal rap yeah oh you two just shut up
