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00:00I went back to your place, found your little brother's green trail of fruity juice wrappers all the way to
00:04Don's donger.
00:05You got anything to say about that?
00:07Someone gave Frank a lift home.
00:09Frank had an accomplice.
00:10You were at the donger the night Don was murdered.
00:12What happened then, eh? Did you give Frank a hand?
00:14Oh, you're accusing me now?
00:16Yeah!
00:17Frank and I were long gone when Don arrived.
00:19Wait! Vicky!
00:20Wait! You and Frank didn't do it, so we could, yeah?
00:23That's clearly been stolen. I'm gonna write down that VIN number.
00:26Just leave it.
00:27It's due diligence.
00:28I've been a little bit preoccupied all day, Eddie, because Bushy's service gun was found in the river yesterday.
00:34I got access to the dick bomb and I ran a tox report on Don Darrell.
00:38He was poisoned. Red meat laced with glyphosate.
00:41It's the organophosphorus compound that's present in weed killer.
00:44I think someone put it in Don's steakhake.
00:46The last time I saw that vehicle was the night I pulled the silly bugger over for drink driving.
00:51That bullet, it was fired from Detective Bushman's gun.
00:54Bushy didn't commit suicide. We're looking at a homicide here.
00:58Where did you find that bullet?
01:00In a land cruiser.
01:04Registered to Eddie.
01:15So, you and Redcliffe started working together in Canberra.
01:19Uh, no, Rachel. Tasmania.
01:21Detective Collins had those details in her statement.
01:24Oh, apologies, Detective.
01:26No.
01:27We took the red eye from Adelaide.
01:29Ah.
01:29Mm.
01:30Darwin Airport really comes alive at 3am, doesn't it?
01:32Yes.
01:33It's the perfect time for a fishbowl margarita.
01:37Ah, yes.
01:37So, since you started on the Barracree case, the detective's behaviour has been a little erratic.
01:42Would you agree?
01:43Oh, she's just had quite a bit on, I think.
01:49She discharged her firearm and failed to report it.
01:53Stole a drone, entered it into evidence, conducted multiple unauthorised property searches.
01:58It looks like she's also had near-daily complaints lodged against her.
02:02Workplace harassment, intimidation of a witness, poor grooming, profane language.
02:07There's reports of her being intoxicated whilst on duty.
02:10Ah, no, no.
02:11The can in her stubby holder is definitely just cola.
02:14I can confirm that because she often spills it on me.
02:17Uh-huh.
02:19Well, several other incidents were reported during Detective Redcliffe's tenure at Darwin HQ.
02:25Yes, it says here she'd been blackout drunk on multiple occasions leading up to Detective Bushman's death,
02:30including driving intoxicated to East Point and arresting a jogger on suspicion of being the Poinciana woman.
02:37Oh, I checked that. That's a local man-hating ghost.
02:40Right.
02:40Did she disclose any of this to you, Detective?
02:43Ah, no.
02:44Which parts did she not mention?
02:46Ah, most of it.
02:48You fucking fucked it!
02:51You fucking fucking fuck!
02:53So, it was your team that found Detective Bushman's gun in Barracree?
02:58Yes, we pulled it from the river with a big magnet.
03:05Right, and you discovered the missing bullet from that gun in Detective Redcliffe's abandoned landcruiser?
03:10Mm-hm, in the driver's seat footwell.
03:13Erin, look at this.
03:15The Barracreeg Sergeant pulled over Detective Redcliffe for drink-dry-finger
03:19on the night of Detective Bushman's death.
03:21Right.
03:23They left the landcruiser on the side of the road.
03:26Detective, has your partner ever offered an explanation as to what she was doing at Barracreeg the night Detective Bushman
03:33was shot?
03:33Ah, no, she hasn't.
03:36Do you have any theories?
03:40Um...
03:43No.
03:45Nah, no, I don't.
03:48Okay.
03:49Just ride already, you fucking clown-cowards!
03:53Fucking ride!
03:57Okay, let me ask you.
03:59Were detectives Bushman and Redcliffe romantically involved?
04:02Oh, no. No, they...
04:05Uh...
04:06Uh, they were...
04:07No, definitely not.
04:09So, you returned to the DRR yesterday to check the landcruiser's VIN number.
04:14Mm-hm.
04:14No, you don't have to say VIN number.
04:16What?
04:16It's like saying ATM machine.
04:18And vehicle identification number.
04:20Number, number, number.
04:20Of course. Thank you, Erin.
04:21No worries.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Okay, so you returned to check the VIN?
04:26Yes, I did.
04:27I thought that it may have belonged to the Swedish nationals.
04:31Right, you didn't think to check it when you first located the vehicle?
04:34Oh, well, I wanted to, but, um, Eddie wanted to, uh, leave.
04:40We were losing light, and there was some concern that mosquitoes were going to bite my personal area.
04:47So, she prevented you from recording the vehicle identification number?
04:50No, she didn't prevent me, per se.
04:52But yesterday, you discovered that the landcruiser had been torched in the intervening hours, along with any evidence.
04:58Is that correct?
05:00Yes, that is correct.
05:07Right.
05:07I think that's everything.
05:08Will you be speaking with Eddie?
05:10At this stage, we are just piecing together a picture.
05:23Oh!
05:24Oh!
05:29Oh!
05:32Oh!
05:35Oh!
05:37Oh!
05:40Oh!
05:42Oh!
05:43Oh!
05:43Oh!
05:43Oh!
05:44Oh!
05:47You're free to go, Mr. McAllister.
05:49Don't you bloody worry. I'm going.
05:51The free press will be informed of this violation of my client's prisoners and liberties.
05:55Hey!
05:57You bring that scooter back there.
05:58Clear the area.
05:59That's mine.
06:00You don't even need a scooter, you lazy fuck.
06:02I need it for me angina.
06:03What vagina? You don't have a vagina.
06:05Injection speculations.
06:06Vacate the area, sir, or I will detain you yourself.
06:09You're happy with yourself, huh?
06:10Making us run around after you like a couple of dickless dicks for two days?
06:14That's your fault.
06:15Oh, bullshit.
06:16For thinking I'd done it.
06:17I can barely get a piss out of me, let alone do a fucking murder, can I, Rog?
06:21My client has a weak stream by reason of an enlarged prostrate.
06:24If I hadn't been fuck farting around with your croc just as shit, I could have sorted out who stitched
06:28you for the chainsaw.
06:29Catch who planted it.
06:30Oh, yeah.
06:31Yeah.
06:31Like you and your partner Bushy sorted it out by booking me for croc poaching.
06:36You had a headless croc in your shed.
06:38That was a stitch up too.
06:39Oh, yeah, really?
06:40Okay, and who stitched you up that time, Frank?
06:42Hey?
06:43The same person who snuck 300 pairs of thongs into our wash house?
06:47The same person who dumped 20 dunnies in our backyard?
06:52Or...
06:52They were bidets.
06:53French bump ones.
06:54The same person who kept you drinking on at the pub when you should have been there to pick Mum
06:59up.
07:00I wonder what alcoholic barfly let Mum walk along the highway in the dark.
07:06Oh, hang on.
07:08I think I can find him.
07:11Let me grab you a fucking mirror.
07:17Come on, Frank.
07:18I'll do you a chop.
07:23Yeah.
07:30Yeah, fucks for the memories!
07:32You mightn't have murdered Don, Darryl, but I know you killed those crocs in the cool room, you shithouse rat!
07:50Oh, no!
07:52What's with the pillow?
07:54Did you sleep in your car?
07:55Yes, because I have to collect the chainsaw so I can take it back to forensics and fingerprint it.
08:00But I also super can't afford to pay for petrol right now to go back to town, so I'm kind
08:04of stuck here.
08:05No, this is good.
08:06I've been waiting around like a brawler's tip for Colin so we can interview those arson accountants in the pub
08:10about how they poisoned Don's spade cake.
08:12But you're here, you can be her, so come on, let's go.
08:14I did it!
08:15Leave all that shit, come on!
08:18Is it in the roof?
08:19Did some possums die in a club?
08:20I don't know, but now the smell's everywhere.
08:22Hey!
08:22Hey!
08:23Hey, hey, hey, hey!
08:24Will you two stop flapping around like a couple of manta rays and answer my question?
08:28Did you murder Don Darryl by putting gynet paste in his steak cake on Sunday night?
08:33What?
08:34No, ma'am.
08:35The poison in the steak cake wasn't enough to kill Don.
08:37It just made him shit blood.
08:39I put all this in the group chat.
08:40So they didn't bring him for the tang.
08:42You put weed killer in food to kill.
08:44Look at them.
08:44They're not scientists.
08:45They cocked up the dosage.
08:47Alright, we've got to follow our analysis.
08:48Excuse me, Mary.
08:49How do you prepare the steak cake?
08:51Oh, well, I par-cooked the meat in the morning and before I plate it, I pop it in the
08:56deep fryer
08:56and crisp it up.
08:57It's not nice, Robert.
08:58Ma'am, extreme temperatures reduce the potency of glyphosate.
09:01See?
09:02I was right.
09:02Cuff him, Big Ice.
09:03No, ma'am.
09:04I'm not in the police anymore.
09:05Excuse me.
09:05What have we done now?
09:06You mucked up poisoning Don Darryl.
09:09So, you followed him to the donger and stabbed him with one of your kitchen knives probably
09:12and then you chopped him up in that fenced off in a caravan park.
09:16I know you're up to something out there.
09:17That's a pool.
09:18We're building a pool.
09:18And it's supposed to be a surprise.
09:19You know what?
09:20I have a lot of regrets about that.
09:21Well, you know that Bunnings has those pre-made pools.
09:23Hey!
09:23How much?
09:24Hey!
09:24You two!
09:25Oi!
09:25So, if you didn't do it, then who snuck into the kitchen and poisoned the steak cake then,
09:29hey?
09:29That French chef rat?
09:31Ratatouille, ma'am?
09:32Yeah.
09:33Ratatouille.
09:34The steak cake wasn't even in the kitchen.
09:36Well, where the fuck was it then?
09:37In the cool room.
09:38In the cool room.
09:40Ma'am, I texted a high interest loan repayment company to ask for some money, but while I wait for
09:45them to reply, I'm going to go fingerprint the chainsaw at the station.
09:48Yeah, just show a licky badge and get them to hand it over.
09:50No, ma'am.
09:50I'm not police.
09:51Okay, bye.
09:53Bullshit.
09:58Look at this joint.
09:59No locks.
10:00Shot out cameras.
10:01Anybody could have poisoned that steak cake.
10:03Fuck me.
10:04I've had enough.
10:05More dead ends and a dead man's dick.
10:07Eddie.
10:09Oh.
10:09Where in the loving anal fuck have you been?
10:11Oh, I had to do this.
10:13What?
10:14Yettle.
10:15What?
10:16Just a word.
10:17Two words.
10:18A thing.
10:19A what?
10:19An appointment?
10:20Yes.
10:20For your thrush?
10:22Yes.
10:22Did you sort it?
10:23I did.
10:23Yes.
10:24Yep.
10:24I am proudly thrush.
10:26Fuck.
10:27Finally.
10:27What was the fix?
10:28They put a borax pill up you?
10:29Putting fire retardant up your vajuts is a mind fuck at first, but probably not the worst
10:33thing you'd put up there, so.
10:34Oh, great.
10:35Great.
10:35Um, so, what have I missed?
10:39I've bought it.
10:40I've fixed it up.
10:41I've done a few things.
10:42I've got some awesome chairs in there.
10:43What are they all looking at?
10:44I don't know because I wasn't there.
10:46So, this happened and then Don immediately called you?
10:5047 times in two days, just like a mother.
10:52Okay, play the message again.
10:54Leon.
10:55It's Don Darrell.
10:55I've just come into some very interesting information about what's been going on around
10:59here.
11:00It's about the lights in the sky.
11:02Let's just say-
11:09The people behind this will try and kill me to keep the truth from getting out.
11:13The only way I aren't happy, they're pretty-
11:15It's my job.
11:15Very interesting information.
11:17What does he know?
11:17What does Don know?
11:18Don't know.
11:18I've listened to this all morning and I still can't understand what he's saying under
11:21the duck boat revving.
11:22Well, I'm disappointed, Mementos.
11:24You've failed me.
11:25Come on, let's reroute to Big Ice.
11:26Wait, but who wanted Don dead?
11:28No, no.
11:28The NUA, but it wasn't the NUA.
11:30What about the lights in the sky?
11:31It's a cooker thing.
11:31Wow, that pong.
11:35Alright, let's step this out.
11:37Collins, I know Don says the NUA wanted him dead, but I checked yesterday.
11:41Roger and his cookers weren't involved.
11:42No, no.
11:43Don said someone will try to kill me to keep the truth from getting out.
11:46Then he said the NUA aren't happy.
11:49They are two separate, borderline, unrelated thoughts.
11:52Well, that's a fucking discombobulating communication style, isn't it?
11:55Hey, you should get Kat to insert your produce pill.
11:57She's up there anyway, all the time.
11:58Yeah, Eddie, listen.
12:00What if Don's phone calls to Leo, the voice message, his interaction with the backpackers,
12:05what if they're all connected to Don's death?
12:07What if the killer's motive was to stop Don from getting the truth out?
12:12The truth about what, Collins?
12:14What could Don be talking about with two 24-year-old backpackers?
12:17A way to get half-priced shots on a Tuesday?
12:19How to write a mechanical bull?
12:20I don't know, but the three people who do know what was said are either missing or dead.
12:26Yeah.
12:26We need to find out what's on Leo's voicemail.
12:28I agree.
12:29Yeah.
12:29Okay, so the first thing that we have to do is get all the-
12:31Detective Redcliffe?
12:34Detective Wilson.
12:35We'd like a word.
12:45Detective?
13:06Come on, DJ. The weather's getting to all of us, mate.
13:10Every year before the rain's come,
13:12we all want to bash stuff with an axe, don't we?
13:15No, this axe isn't just mango madness, Pat.
13:18Because Jason Wade blew up my fireworks shit.
13:20I'm going to destroy his croco train.
13:22I can't let you onto the croco train with an axe, mate.
13:25They're with children.
13:26You won't be able to prove it's me who did it, will you?
13:28Yeah, I will, DJ, because of this right here.
13:32Look, I know you've had a rough trot, mate,
13:35but it's my last couple of days on the job.
13:37My retirement party's tonight, which I'd love to see you at.
13:41And my baby niece, Roxy, is coming into town at any minute.
13:44Oh, come on, love. I've known you since you were ten.
13:47We always sort these hiccups out, don't we?
13:49So put the axe down and I can drive you back to your mum's place.
13:55Who the fuck's this?
13:58Hello?
13:59I know what you did.
14:02Who is this?
14:04Hello?
14:06I know what you did.
14:12Oh, good boy.
14:14Thank you. Jump in.
14:15Now, would you like to choose a song to play?
14:18Red Hot Chili Peppers.
14:20Great.
14:20Good morning.
14:22Of course, most fatal injuries occur to the chest cavity,
14:26as the upper torso contains the major organs of respiration and circulation.
14:29As a vital spot on the human body, injuries to the upper torso can quickly lead to death,
14:34due to severe blood loss or disruption of the critical bodily functions,
14:38with thoracic trauma being the cause of 25 to 50% of all fatal injuries,
14:42making it the leading cause of death.
14:47This is safe. I know a mid-mission.
14:50This is safe. I know a mid-mission.
14:54This is safe. I know a mid-mission.
14:57This is safe. I know a mid-mission.
15:02Oh, you're here.
15:05I'm deciphering a message from Don Daryl.
15:07He knew something important.
15:08Cool, you're not listening.
15:11So what's happening?
15:12Why? What's it to you?
15:14Just making human conversation.
15:16Okay, well, I'm looking for the mams
15:18because the fingerprints on the chainsaw aren't in the system.
15:21And one set of fingerprints belongs to a person with automatoglyphia.
15:24I don't have time to explain to you what that is.
15:26No worries.
15:27It's when a person has no fingerprints.
15:29And it's caused by genetics, wear and tear from work, age, chemotherapy...
15:33Searching for blue tooth device.
15:35Okay, rude!
15:40So, Johannes, what happened when you proposed to Ebba?
15:43Ebba started crying.
15:45She said we both deserve to be happy, and I agreed.
15:49Did you hear that?
15:50She cried and said they both deserve to be happy, rabbit.
15:53Clearly, Ebba broke up with that Swedish man before she left.
15:56Oh, my God, it's getting worse.
15:58This smell, it's like hot diarrhoea.
16:01Lyn, I'm just gonna close these doors to seal up the bar.
16:04Right, OK.
16:05...stopping on route to the destination in Dirk's River,
16:08where a witness called Alira says they purchased supplies and pool noodles.
16:14Detective Blunt says Task Force Amare are now scouring bushland
16:17towards the Western Australian border,
16:19where they strongly expect to find human remains.
16:23This follows...
16:23Rabbit, what's this waterfall?
16:25It's Patterson Falls.
16:26It's somewhere in McMackman National Park,
16:29but it got taken off the map cos tourists kept dying out there.
16:32...finding human remains this time in Western Australia
16:35is a lot stronger than his strong expectation...
16:38...of the map...
16:39...of the map...
16:41...of the map...
16:42...of the map...
16:43...of the map...
16:43...of the map...
16:44...of the map...
16:45Holy shit.
16:47Abby!
16:49I think the Backpackers went to Breathless Falls.
16:52I ever borrowed this book too,
16:54and she underlined the places the war widows passed to get to the falls.
16:56Oh my gosh.
16:57It's a real place?
16:58Yes, and I think she's used the book to get directions.
17:01Oh.
17:01I'm gonna mark it all.
17:02I'm also gonna mark in the bits where they took fuck breaks abs,
17:04just in case it awakens something in here.
17:06OK, sure.
17:06Bluetooth connected.
17:08Leo!
17:08Sorry.
17:09That's your son.
17:10Get all those skinny little girls.
17:12I'm not proof.
17:13I'm not gonna say any more.
17:14Skinny little girls.
17:18He's talking about the backpackers.
17:19Someone needs to get out to that waterfall.
17:21Yeah, I'll go get myself.
17:23Wait, I need to tell Dulcie and Eddie straight away.
17:25Do you know where they are, Leo?
17:26Oh, I thought you knew.
17:28Knew what?
17:44Wasting my fucking time.
17:46Come on, let's go.
17:47What was that about?
17:48Who knows?
17:49I haven't been asked that many tedious questions since 96 when I'm in for a job on the bloody
17:53salad tongs and sizzler.
17:54I told them, we're working on a murder here.
17:56I don't have time to fucking sit around and shoot the shit over a cup of fucking oolong.
17:59OK, but what did they say, Eddie?
18:01Why didn't they want to talk to you?
18:02Well, get this.
18:03They're reopening Bushy's case.
18:04Yeah.
18:05They found the other bullet out at Barra Creek.
18:07Right.
18:08I'm fucking furious.
18:09I knew something crook went down.
18:11I fucking knew there was no way Bushy topped himself.
18:14I told them someone bumped him off and I asked them where they found the bullet.
18:17And they said, oh, in a land cruiser.
18:19And I was like, well, that doesn't fucking narrow it down, does it, mates?
18:21And then one of them said, oh, the land cruiser was yours, actually.
18:25What?
18:26Yeah.
18:26They found the fucking bullet in my land cruiser, mate.
18:29The one out at the DRR.
18:31Apparently Pat found out about it and looked up the VIN and it belongs to me.
18:35That's why they got me in.
18:37As if I know what happened to my fucking land cruiser and why I was out in Barra Creek
18:40with the fucking Bushy's bullet in it, stolen ages ago, wasn't it?
18:43I mean, I didn't even know that, yeah, I had a land cruiser, so...
18:46How the fuck did Pat know that my cruiser was out there?
18:51Moonboot.
18:51Moonboot was in the car with Mickey when she picked us up.
18:54Yeah, it could have been anyone.
18:55Yeah, okay, well, thanks to this anyone, those two detectives in there
18:58had me pegged as a person of interest in Bushy's murder, so that's fucking great.
19:02Eddie, I'm sure that just putting together a picture and that picture
19:04will show that you're not in the picture.
19:06No, no, no, no, mate, I'm fucking front and centre.
19:09I told them their theory was bullshit and I said if I was heading this,
19:12I'd be asking why Bushy was out in Barra Creek in the first place,
19:15because that's a million-dollar-buck question, isn't it?
19:17It is definitely one of those questions.
19:19You know, he was fucking acting weird and fucking secretive and shit,
19:21and I told him this, I said,
19:23you know, I reckon he was having an affair out of Barra Creek.
19:26He was doing weird stuff, like wearing no socks with his shoes
19:30and putting on that stinky fucking jaw water.
19:32Aftershave.
19:32Yeah, and doing morning exercise, and there was some chick's name
19:36on a beer coaster and that box of shit that Holly gave us.
19:38I told them all that stuff, but they didn't care.
19:40They were just like, where were you the night Bushy died?
19:42What were your movements?
19:42Yeah, what did you say?
19:43I said I wasn't in Barra Creek, was I?
19:49What did Pat tell me about my Land Cruiser?
19:52She didn't need to call it in.
19:57Um, well I suppose she had to report it given it got torched.
20:01Yeah, well I've been stood down now.
20:03It's just bullshit.
20:04I'm still going to keep working.
20:05That's just rules.
20:06Rules don't apply to me.
20:07Fuck rules.
20:10What?
20:14How'd you know the cruiser was torched?
20:18Uh, you said it.
20:19You, you, you just said it before and...
20:21No.
20:27You went back out to the cruiser without me, didn't you?
20:31Uh, no.
20:32I, I, I'm...
20:35Yeah, yes, but I tried to contact you, Eddie, and I...
20:39It was you that called it in.
20:41Well, procedurally, if evidence is collected, Eddie, then, then, then it explicitly states
20:45that I have...
20:46Fuck procedure!
20:47You fucking knew and you chose to tell them instead of me!
20:50Well, I, that's where you were this morning, wasn't it?
20:52You weren't getting fucking thrush blasted out of your vads, that was a lie!
20:55You were stitching me up, pretending that none of this was gonna happen,
20:59you were just lying in my face like a rat-faced fucking liar!
21:01Oh, I'm the liar?
21:02Yeah!
21:03Really, Eddie, because you lied about Barra Creek being your hometown,
21:05about your mum dying, about your dad being a crim, about pretty much everything, actually!
21:11Okay, that is not lying!
21:11That is just not banging on about shit that doesn't need to be banged on about, alright?
21:15That's just fucking family shit, it's none of your fucking business, actually!
21:17Okay, alright, great!
21:18So, I guess it's none of my business why my investigative partner doesn't drive there.
21:23No, it's not!
21:23Right, I guess it's also none of my business that the reason she doesn't-
21:27She, they!
21:27That the reason they don't drive is because Barra Creek Senior Sergeant Pat Heffernan pulled
21:34them over for drink driving and they had their license suspended.
21:40I guess it's also none of my business that the night Pat pulled you over was the same night that
21:46Bushy died.
21:51You were in Barra Creek that night, Eddie.
21:54That is not just refraining from telling me a little bit of colour.
22:00From the moment we met, you have consistently and repeatedly lied to me!
22:07You think I'll kill Bushy?
22:09Why were you in Barra Creek?
22:10Don't fuck yourself!
22:11You just tell me the truth!
22:12Nah, wake up!
22:14You're fucking dead to me!
22:39What do you think we're gonna find out there at the waterfall?
22:41Leo, I don't have time for your trademark passive aggression right now, okay?
22:44I didn't force you to drive us!
22:45Well, you did because you can't afford petrol.
22:48I just meant-
22:49Is there a chance we're gonna see some dead bodies out there?
22:51Probably!
22:52I don't know!
22:53Okay, let's just agree to disagree!
22:55Okay.
23:08Leo, I'm sorry.
23:09Can we start over?
23:11This animosity between us, it isn't healthy.
23:14Abby, I have zero animosity towards you.
23:16You've been creating your own energy with this.
23:18Like a plan.
23:20Sorry, I'm just working really hard and no one seems to care.
23:23And then you just swat on in and you take my spot?
23:25And my friends?
23:26And my vibe?
23:27Abby, trust me.
23:28I am not after your vibe.
23:30First of all, your job is full of dead bodies, which is disgusting.
23:32No!
23:33Yes.
23:33Can I make an observation?
23:35Sure.
23:36You seem really burnt out.
23:38I'm not.
23:39I just want to bury myself in the dirt for a bit.
23:42Mm-hmm.
23:44Have you ever considered quitting everything immediately?
23:47But what about my career?
23:49What about the mams?
23:50Yeah, that dynamic could do with the reset anyway.
23:53It's really weird.
23:53What, with me?
23:54And the mams?
23:55Yeah.
23:55No, it's not.
23:56It is?
23:58Mm-hmm.
23:58Oh.
24:00Leo, this conversation has been so helpful.
24:03You're a really great friend.
24:04I'm going to add you to our group WhatsApp.
24:07This is Leo Lee.
24:09Don't leave a message.
24:11Leo, answer your phone, mate.
24:13How are you going on Don's voice message?
24:15Shit!
24:16Stab me and I'll stab you, you fucking rock!
24:18Okay.
24:19Listen up.
24:20Me, you, big eyes, not Collins, okay?
24:22Not her.
24:23We're going to fucking zero in this Don Daryl case like a...
24:27...frying off a fucking vag-pube, okay?
24:29So you get on with the footpaths?
24:37Wait!
24:38That's a bright cunt!
24:41Jesus Christ, are you okay?
24:42That was so close.
24:44These murder highways with no footpaths,
24:45cars breaking the fucking sound barrier.
24:47I'm fine.
24:48I'm fine.
24:49I'm good.
24:49No, you're not all good.
24:51You nearly got cleaned up just then like it was a game of fucking poison ball.
24:53Come on.
24:54He missed me by heaps of millimeters.
24:56Yeah, righto.
24:57Yuck, wait.
24:58Come back here.
24:58Get in the car.
24:59No, I'm fine.
24:59I just need to walk it off.
25:01Listen, I might be sour on you, Reddy,
25:02but I'm not going to leave you out here for your frontal lobe to bake like a jacket potato.
25:05Keep your legs moving.
25:07What's wrong with you out here acting brand new?
25:09I'm not!
25:10You alright?
25:11Yes.
25:12Get in.
25:13You see the chat?
25:16We'll get done for that.
25:18There was no tea in their kitchen.
25:20So I microwaved a carton of iced coffee instead.
25:24It's not very good.
25:26Look again, I am just so sorry, Dulce.
25:28I had no idea Wilson and Grimm were bringing Eddie in.
25:30You know, I'm not happy about it.
25:32They completely blindsided me.
25:34But, um, look, they found something on the security cameras at the HQ car park.
25:41It shows Bushy leaving in his ute and then seen after.
25:46Eddie drives out after him in a cruiser.
25:50So Eddie followed Bushy to Barrick Creek.
25:53Why, Cole?
25:55Cole, why would she go to Barrick Creek if not...
25:58Hey, look, Dulce, I know she's your partner.
26:02And whatever happens next, this is not your fault.
26:04Okay?
26:05It's like what the boss says.
26:06You didn't start the fire.
26:08I think that's Billy Joel, not Bruce Springsteen.
26:11Is it?
26:12Yeah.
26:14Right.
26:15I think I always thought they were the same person.
26:17No, no.
26:17Okay.
26:18Well, uh, look, I know what your answer's gonna be.
26:20But if you need a break from work...
26:22No, I'm good.
26:23Okay.
26:24Well, at least one of us will still be here to fight the good fight.
26:27Huh?
26:29Well, given what's happened with this,
26:31I suspect Cotton's gonna try and push me out.
26:33He's had it in for me ever since he saw me take a flyer
26:35from one of the greens at the Pratt markets.
26:37Maybe retirement won't be such a bad thing, you know?
26:40I think about birds a lot lately.
26:43It just completely comes out of nowhere.
26:45Finches, honey eaters, curlers.
26:47I mean, I think that might be a science time to retire.
26:50Eh?
26:51Yeah.
26:52Oh.
26:54Wow, that is just too sweet.
26:56No, that's undrinkable.
26:57Okay.
26:57Give it here.
26:58It's going down the sink.
26:59Look, I gotta go.
27:01But I will keep in contact.
27:02Yeah.
27:02You just hang in there, Dals.
27:04Alright?
27:05Yeah.
27:09Um...
27:09Cole?
27:10Yeah?
27:12Um...
27:13Eddie and Bushy weren't romantically involved, were they?
27:18Uh, no.
27:19I mean, from all reports, they were at each other's throats.
27:22It gave the impression that they were, uh, entwined.
27:25Wilson and Green mentioned it, but Eddie suspected that Bushy was having an affair with someone
27:33out of Barrow Creek.
27:34Oh.
27:35What makes you say that?
27:36Uh, they found a woman's name on a coaster in a box of Bushy stuff.
27:41Okay.
27:43Right.
27:44News to me.
27:46And finally, the Territory's gearing up for the first proper storm of the wet season tomorrow.
27:51It's expected to get pretty wild, so locals are urged to stay across updates.
27:56That's the latest.
27:58So what happened to your cop, mate?
28:00The one who wanders around like a sad moose.
28:02We're exploring separate leads on the Don Darrell investigation.
28:07Oh, so you might don't think it was me that killed him anymore then, huh?
28:10Hang on, hang on.
28:10Let me turn this down so I can hear your apology louder.
28:14Obviously, that was a miscalculated misstep, and I regretfully regret that.
28:20But, you know, there were mitigating circumcisions and beyond my control, which I...
28:26And it pap-fucked that.
28:28Pap-fucked it.
28:29Wow.
28:30Touching.
28:30Well, good.
28:31Yeah, great.
28:32Thanks for the water.
28:32You can drop me off the pub.
28:35God, why do family services always call from a random number like they're calling in a bomb threat?
28:39Don't listen to this, you.
28:40This is private.
28:40How am I supposed to action that?
28:42Hello, this is Michaela Evans speaking.
28:44Mum.
28:45Jerry?
28:46Can you get zoopa doopas?
28:47I checked in the big freezer, but there's only dead crocodiles in there.
28:52Oh, true what?
28:54Yeah, you put them in there, Mum.
28:56You said that I'd look in there because one of them doesn't have a head.
28:59Then I looked in there, and one of them doesn't have a head.
29:01So, Mum, can you get zoopa doopas?
29:09Oh, bloody broken door.
29:11Oh, Dulcie, I've been calling you.
29:13Leo said Eddie's been picked up by detectives.
29:15What's going on?
29:16Um...
29:16Uh...
29:18They think that Eddie was somehow involved in Bushy's death.
29:22What?
29:23I know, I know.
29:24I feel as betrayed as you.
29:27Is Eddie okay?
29:28What?
29:28This is insane.
29:29How are they even thinking that?
29:30Well, a dumped vehicle was found, and it contained evidence that was linked to Bushy's death
29:38and when they ran the VIN through the system, showed that the vehicle belonged to Eddie.
29:42Oh, my God.
29:42Who found the car?
29:43Uh, I did.
29:44I found it.
29:45Okay, so what did Eddie say when you asked about it?
29:48I didn't ask about it.
29:49I followed procedure, and I called the Land Cruiser in, and things just went from there.
29:55And now, Eddie's under suspicion for murder.
29:57Oh, that was out of my control, Kath.
30:00Okay.
30:01Look, I'm quite busy, so if you are once again upset with me for doing my job,
30:06then we will just have to reschedule this fight for another time.
30:09A conversation isn't a fight, Dulcie.
30:11Look, I had to do it.
30:12Kath, have you seen this box of Bushy's stuff? We need it for evidence.
30:17And you know, it's not just the bullet in the car, Kath.
30:20Eddie was in Barra Creek when Bushy was murdered.
30:23Eddie lied to me, Eddie lied to both of us.
30:25Dulcie, Eddie's our family.
30:28No, just because we are.
30:30Armpit deep in that person's old sports bras does not make them family.
30:35I mean, we've known Eddie for what?
30:36What, a few months? We don't actually even really know who Eddie is.
30:42Do you think Eddie killed Bushy?
30:43I think that we need to let the investigation run its course.
30:47And if Eddie is innocent, then they have nothing to worry about.
30:51Well, I hope you're right, Dulce.
30:53Oh, good.
30:54Because you've just handed Eddie over to a system
30:56which we both know treats people like you and me very differently to people like Eddie.
31:01Christ, Kath, what do you want from me?
31:04I don't want anything from you. I want things for you.
31:07Oh, you want things for...
31:08What is that? I mean, what does that even mean?
31:10That is Schrodinger's bloody opaque statement, Kath.
31:16Dulce, when you started as a cop, I was scared shitless for you.
31:21I had no idea how a principled gay woman would survive in a moral fuckpit like that.
31:26I thought you'd quit immediately and become a postie.
31:29But you stayed.
31:30And now I realise that I was worried about the wrong thing
31:33because you are burying yourself so deep in being a cop,
31:38speeding from one case to another to avoid ever having to be Dulcey.
31:43Which makes total sense given you come from a family
31:46who only ever gave you their weird half-love
31:48when you're working overtime not to be yourself.
31:53But fear and shame make life small and shit, Dulce.
31:59I don't want that for you.
32:06All I've ever wanted is for you to love all of you like I do.
32:13But your job has made you shed all these big important parts of who you are.
32:20By the end there'll be none of you left.
32:22I'm scared that's happening already
32:23because Dulcey would never have done that to Eddie.
32:26I don't see Dulcey at all in this decision.
32:28I just see a cop.
32:32I'm going to try and get on to Eddie.
32:34And then I'm going to Google a cocktail sauce recipe for Pat's Prawns.
32:37I suspect it's just mayonnaise and tomato sauce.
32:39Maybe Tabasco's involved.
32:41I don't.
32:41I love you.
32:43I love you.
33:13Yeah, I'm going to get all of you up.
33:23I'm going to get this to each other.
33:27I'm going to get these all Arms руки.
33:31Yeah, right here I noticed that Jake's in the flurpee
33:37out of what's 작업 talking about the time ceiling.
33:38Yeah, yeah.
33:39Um, I'm so sorry.
33:42I, um, I, I know that you didn't kill Bushy.
33:48Of course you didn't kill Bushy.
33:49I just, um, I'm, I'm just very hot.
33:55And these socks are, my pants, my buttons,
34:00they're a little, they're a little bit tight.
34:02And my pants, polyester blend was a huge mistake.
34:08And, you know, I thought it wouldn't wrinkle.
34:12And it doesn't, but at what cost, it is definitely giving me thrush.
34:15I am riddled with it. I lied.
34:20I'm, I'm just, I'm really, I'm so sorry.
34:23I'm really sorry about everything.
34:25I'm, I'm a bit lost, I think.
34:26And I, uh, I am going to fix this.
34:30Oh.
34:35You're completely right.
34:37I, everybody should be asking why Bushy was in Barrow Creek.
34:41It does not matter why you're in Barrow Creek.
34:45Oh, God, okay.
34:47You're not going to listen to this.
34:48Right.
35:09What the fuck's going on here?
35:11Well, some psycho was killing and mutilating salties.
35:14These are the crocs from Mary and Lynn's cool room.
35:17It was you keeping them there. You were the one who moved them.
35:19Yeah, because I didn't want you all up in my business.
35:22Why?
35:23Oh, you know, I just thought you had enough on your plate.
35:26Because I don't like cops.
35:27Yeah, all right.
35:28Well, it's my totem. Cops don't give a shit.
35:30Oh, I do. My brother's a crocodile.
35:31That's not the same.
35:32Yes, she's here.
35:33But, did you get zooper-doopers?
35:35Yeah, I did, but I just put them in the freezer.
35:36So, turn around, walk back inside, please.
35:38This is adult stuff we're talking about.
35:39Tax returns and day procedures.
35:41Go on.
35:42Boring.
35:42Have you had a blue one?
35:43Yeah, it tastes like blue.
35:45Well, how many are there?
35:46Three here, five at work.
35:48Then there's a little female that those horrors white women ran off with yesterday.
35:52She's still missing.
35:53This sicko must really get off on killing them,
35:55because that's nine protected species.
35:57Each one representing about ten years jail sentence,
35:59or 200,000 in fines.
36:01200,000 times nine equals, well,
36:03I think you and I both know what that equals.
36:05Yeah.
36:06Yeah.
36:07Ax, no, no.
36:08Before you go teeing off at your father,
36:10some of these turned up while he was still in lock-up, okay?
36:12So, he's innocent.
36:12You leave him alone, otherwise true as God,
36:16I will sacrifice all the work, all the growth, all the inner peace,
36:19and I will fucking ram you into the PE cupboard like I did in 2001.
36:22All right.
36:23Relax your lats.
36:24Fuck.
36:26Well, so who's the psycho killing these crocs, then?
36:28I simply would have led with that if I knew.
36:30Oh, you simply would have led with that.
36:31No.
36:31A zooper dooper's ready yet?
36:33No, Clay.
36:34They've been in there for about 40 seconds, mate.
36:36The thing is, I don't recognise these crocs.
36:39Like, they're not juveniles, but they're small and they're skinny.
36:43I don't know, maybe I'm just shit at my job
36:45and I'm missing them when I do my counts along the river.
36:47Ah, where are the scissors?
36:49On the string, Cherry.
36:50Unless you cut them off again.
36:52Did you cut them off the string again, Cherry?
36:53Hang on, why do you need scissors?
36:55For the zooper doopers.
36:56They're not even frozen yet.
36:57Oh, my God.
36:59You're not shit at your job.
37:00No?
37:00These crocs aren't from the river.
37:02There's holes in their scoops.
37:04I reckon it's from one of these.
37:06It's a tracking device.
37:08The psycho's getting them from a fucking croc farm.
37:47I think it might have made a wrong turn somewhere.
37:58At least it's not here.
38:00Ah, right.
38:01Okay.
38:02Um, do you have an address?
38:06I'll give you a lift.
38:09Ah.
38:12No, there's no need.
38:13You've got all this hosing to do.
38:14I'm going to Lisa anyway.
38:16The van's just there.
38:25Okay.
38:34Chapter 38 is a lot of nipple play.
38:37Cats underline the whole thing.
38:39Chapter 39.
38:40Oh, nature.
38:42The path wound through a forest of delicate monsoonal trees
38:45that rose like a lover's fingers,
38:48ready to caress the women's pendulous, milky...
38:51No.
38:52Get it away from me, Leo.
38:54Oh, not milky.
38:54I know I syringe dead people's eyeballs,
38:56but this colonial orgasm book is fucking faint.
38:59Why's everything in it so wet?
39:01Wait, Leo.
39:02Do you hear water?
39:05That's it.
39:05Give it to me.
39:06No, no, please.
39:06No, give it back to me.
39:07No, no, Abby.
39:07They penetrated the bush towards the climax of a curvaceous mound.
39:11Read it in your head.
39:12Dripping with desire,
39:14they mounted the banks of an ancient waterhole.
39:17Greta parted her moist lips.
39:20This, she whispered,
39:22is breathless falls.
39:23Oh, for fuck's sake.
39:26Oh.
40:17Oh, you're alive!
40:20We've been looking for you!
40:21What?
40:22Close the fucking door!
40:23Who the fuck are you?
40:25I'm from Tasmania.
40:26Abby, close the door.
40:27Sorry!
40:45Yes, that looks like you've had a bit on rocks.
40:48Mmm.
40:51Okay, who wants prawns?
40:53Oh yeah, that'd be great.
40:54Thanks, Kath.
40:56Is Dole's coming?
40:57Oh, she wishes she could.
40:58She's just tied up with work at the moment.
41:01Oh yeah, no, no, of course.
41:04Oh God.
41:08That'll be the end.
41:09They'll be all caught up in those road works on the freeway.
41:13Hello.
41:14I know what you did.
41:19Happy birthday, Pat.
41:44Happy birthday, Pat.
41:45There's something else going on.
41:47There's something else going on.
41:47So, I got it wrong.
41:49I got it wrong.
41:51Happy?
41:54Oh, come on.
41:56Rift and repair.
41:57Fuck!
41:57Fine, I'm sorry.
41:58Don't say it to me.
41:59Is that to him?
42:00Oh, Christ.
42:01I'm sorry.
42:03Yeah.
42:03Okay?
42:03For what?
42:04For putting him in jail.
42:05Christ.
42:06Fucking hell.
42:07I did a fucking sorry.
42:08You happy?
42:09Not forgiven.
42:10Fuck me dead.
42:12Come on.
42:15Frank.
42:15Oh, good day, Mickey.
42:16Yep.
42:17Where did you get this tag?
42:18I found it on a dead croc.
42:20Sickly little girl.
42:22This one was lying dead on the bank near my joint.
42:25That's ten.
42:26When I saw it, I thought someone's stitching me up again.
42:29Probably that cunt and arse of Daryl.
42:31Frank, your order's up.
42:32So I returned to the sender.
42:34Put her in his donger.
42:37Backpack.
42:38No, Eddie, ma'am.
42:39It's Abby.
42:39Leo figured out Don's message.
42:41He was saying he knew who killed those skinny little girls.
42:45His words, not mine.
42:48Don knew which psycho was killing those salties.
42:51He was talking about the backpackers, but Leo and I just found Astrid Nebber.
42:55Don was wrong.
42:56Fuck, they're still alive.
42:58Yeah, and they're lesbians.
42:59You guys, listen.
43:00Don was talking about crocodiles.
43:02Drill the backpackers, find out what he was telling them in DJ's video.
43:06Just ring him out like a tea towel, because whoever killed those crocs, killed Don Daryl too.
43:11And he stole my flight together.
43:12Don't let them know.
43:15Don't let them know your pulse in.
43:17Don't let them know your pulse in.
43:18Don't let them know your pulse in.
43:21Yep.
43:24Alright.
43:25It's all wrong.
43:27This will never happen to me.
43:32Jesus.
43:54right you two start talking well we spoke to the backpackers wait should we wait for dulcie ma'am
44:00no forget about her being her she's a rat-faced cunt liar who thinks i killed bushy and because
44:04that i've been stood down and now i'm a suspect in bush's murder what you fucking what now so it's
44:08just the four of us now the awesome foursome remember that 92 olympics banger of a theme tune
44:13that year amigos para siempre means we'll always be good friends amigos para siempre means i love
44:23that fuck me what is that smell ah it's everywhere it's like a dead chicken fingered and even dead
44:29a fish yes that's exactly what it is what i'll be back where are you going i know what the
44:34smell is
44:35eddie astrid and ever said that don didn't tell them anything they were actually showing don this
44:40business card it's a phone number ending in 888 that's crossed out and there's a new number written
44:44underneath i can read that but where did this card come from they said that some guy gave it to
44:50them
44:50when they were working here at the pub the guy said he was the liaison for this business called lisa
45:02okay b guys but why did the liaison approach the backpackers what what do you want from them
45:08well astrid said he was offering them a job a job yeah he was recruiting them to work at lisa
45:17but what is lisa what job was he trying to get them to do it was working as hostesses on
45:21these tours
45:22well they said the liaison called them tours but they didn't pursue it further because it sounded
45:27illegal what do you mean why did they think it was illegal because they were going up in helicopters
45:33and shooting crocodiles
45:44i found the missing croc this 308 was in her skull that's a long-range cartridge
45:50they're hunting them yep trophy hunting fucking rich cunts
45:55big eyes did they say who's behind this who this fucking liaison is well they said it was a male
46:00man that it was a male it wasn't a male man who's this can't give us that card backpack
46:09holy fuck it's the same number the one that's crossed out
46:11oh shit hello i know what you did who is this who is it who that's my phone yeah it's
46:21the same triple
46:21eight number answer it hello i know what you did
46:40they said they found it out bush two days ago they wouldn't say where
46:44it's a burner ma'am the call history shows that before today it was only used to call
46:49one other number call it call the number big boss
47:12who the fuck is this
47:14ball sack is that you
47:24if you just come this way please we'll get you sorted with a rifle
47:29yeah we'll be able on site
47:34oh
47:41oh
47:42oh
47:43oh
47:44oh
47:45oh
47:45oh
47:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
48:17Oh, oh, oh, oh.
48:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.
49:21Oh, oh, oh.
49:47Oh, oh, oh.
49:48Oh, oh, oh.
49:49Oh, oh, oh.
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