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00:19We're now opening up the pods again because we've invited a group of selected guests to watch and react to
00:26this season of Love is Blind Sweden.
00:33Our six secret guests will get comfortable in a pod without knowing who's waiting on the other side of the
00:39wall.
00:41And then they will watch the entire season together.
00:45Quiet!
00:46I'm getting goosebumps.
00:48I mean, what?
00:49What the hell are we watching?
00:53And you will get to see their spontaneous reactions, opinions and feelings.
00:58Welcome to Love is Blind Sweden.
01:00The reactions.
01:05This is just so insane.
01:09It's like the actual room.
01:11Hello?
01:13Hello?
01:13Hello?
01:14Hello?
01:15Are you my date?
01:16I am your date.
01:18Hold on a minute now.
01:19Wait, is this Millie?
01:20No.
01:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:23I'm leaning on the wall like they do in the show.
01:25Yes, I know exactly who this is.
01:27Is this Samila Henro?
01:29Yes, Sophia Delane.
01:30Hi!
01:32Woo!
01:33You thought I was Millie from season two.
01:36Yeah.
01:38Oh my God.
01:39Oh my God.
01:40Oh my God.
01:40Oh my God.
01:40Oh my God.
01:41Oh my God.
01:43It's like I'm at Disneyland.
01:45Hello?
01:47You're fucking kidding.
01:49You're fucking kidding.
01:51Kelly!
01:51Phillips!
01:52What the hell?
01:55Hello.
01:56Hello there.
01:56Is this a famous Swedish woman?
01:59Yeah.
02:03It's Fana.
02:04Oh, it's Fana.
02:06Oh my God.
02:07I can't even.
02:08I mean, how funny is this?
02:10Isn't this show too haram for you?
02:12Haram?
02:13This is Love is Blind.
02:14It's as halal as it gets.
02:17They stole the idea for this show from us.
02:20How can you even fall in love in a room like this?
02:23What if we fall in love because we're here?
02:25Imagine if we did fall in love.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Oh man, this is going to be so much fun.
02:30Yeah.
02:30I mean, I've watched all the seasons from every country.
02:34Oh, so have I.
02:35Oh my God.
02:36I am so excited to watch this.
02:41I've never been more ready in my life.
02:43I'm expecting love and all that, of course, but I need some drama too.
02:47Is that a mean thing to say?
02:48No?
02:49No, no.
02:49We all want some of that.
02:50Okay.
02:51Should we start?
02:52Yep.
02:53I can't wait anymore.
02:54Let's begin.
02:56Go.
02:57Oh my God.
02:59The pods are now open.
03:01Let's go.
03:05Come on, guys.
03:06Let's go.
03:07Oh, I got chills.
03:08Woohoo.
03:09Let's go, girls.
03:10Go for it.
03:11Good luck.
03:11Let's go.
03:12Good luck, guys.
03:13Is this how the players live?
03:16Hi.
03:17No, my name's Daniel, and I live in North Shopping right now.
03:20Hey, I can hear it.
03:21Yeah, some people say I talk like a contraceptive.
03:26Oh, no.
03:27Oh, that's tough.
03:28Contraceptive.
03:29I think I've been Toastmaster at least seven or eight times in the past two years.
03:33Really?
03:34Yeah.
03:34I think Toastmaster is a red flag.
03:36I co-own a little brewery with my brother.
03:39Cool.
03:40I import perfume vending machines from China with some friends of mine, put them in restaurants.
03:44Okay.
03:45Yeah.
03:45Perfume vending machines from China?
03:47I would bring you to this cool little brewery that my brother and I are co-own.
03:51He's such a salesman.
03:52Yeah, he's advertising his companies.
03:54I've got perfume stuff.
03:55I have beer.
03:56Well, now there's also cider.
03:58If I see you again, I would love the chance to give you some perfume.
04:02No.
04:03Goodie bag?
04:04Beer and perfume.
04:05Beer and perfume.
04:06Stop selling.
04:07I don't want to buy anything.
04:08I just felt it went quickly.
04:09I didn't have time to...
04:10I forgot to ask what her name was.
04:12No, but he's written himself a cute little script.
04:15Ah, yeah.
04:15And it's really helpful to be prepared like that.
04:18Yeah.
04:19And now he's using it with all the girls.
04:20Yeah.
04:21And yeah, it's coming off a little cringe.
04:24What the heck?
04:24You really live in Australia?
04:26Yeah.
04:27I live in Sydney in Neutral Bay.
04:28She seems sweet.
04:30But she lives in Australia.
04:31I watched her for five seconds and I like her.
04:33We have, or my family has a vineyard down there.
04:36What?
04:37What the hell?
04:37A vineyard now too?
04:39Oh, come on now.
04:40There's a beer garden and a vineyard?
04:41That's a hell of a lot.
04:44I'm Aaron, by the way.
04:46God, I didn't even ask.
04:47No.
04:48Just, hello.
04:49He looks like, he looks like a big teddy bear.
04:51He's a really sweet guy.
04:53Really nice guy.
04:54I'd say one big thing for me is that I'm also really looking forward to starting a family.
04:59Sweet girl.
05:00Sweet girl, but not for him.
05:02You think she's too sweet for him?
05:04Too sweet, yes.
05:05No, no.
05:05They're not a good match.
05:07Good luck.
05:08Yeah, but they look so good together.
05:10Yeah, but please.
05:11If I have a lot of extra time that day, I will get into bed for a little bit before
05:15I have
05:15to leave and cuddle you and kiss you.
05:18Quite a schedule.
05:20I'm going to tell you how it's going to be.
05:25Let's go, boys.
05:26Things zero zero.
05:27I'm so freaking excited to do this.
05:30Okay, shades on.
05:31How old are you?
05:32I'm 36.
05:34Nice.
05:34Great.
05:34This guy's a real brat.
05:36I think it's really important to be respectful.
05:39Uh, what do you mean?
05:43No, no, no.
05:44I just got a nosebleed.
05:46Okay.
05:46I mean, he's working hard.
05:48This'll work.
05:49I'll just shove this up my nose here.
05:51He really is, isn't he?
05:52Go for it, Ludwig.
05:53There.
05:53Yeah, I'll be fine.
05:55He's a little genius, yeah?
05:57He's cool.
05:57Not another subject.
05:59Oh, yeah.
05:59Do you like board games?
06:00Yeah.
06:01You know, it's not the first thing I do.
06:03I mean, Ludwig seems so young.
06:05Yeah, exactly.
06:06He's gonna be dating his mom no matter who he chooses.
06:09It feels like he left high school, like, two years ago.
06:12Yeah.
06:12And he's been traveling and partying way too long in Cyprus.
06:20Look at him.
06:21He's so nervous.
06:23Oh, dear Lord.
06:24I'm really nervous.
06:25Oh, boy.
06:26I don't know if that's very macho, Latino, masculine of me, but...
06:31No.
06:31No.
06:32You don't need to be.
06:33No, God.
06:33I'm instantly in love.
06:35Look at his eyes.
06:36So kind.
06:37There's a possibility I won't have to be alone for the rest of my life.
06:40Well, he has to find somebody.
06:42I mean, he's gotta take care of us when we get old.
06:46Howdy.
06:47Hi.
06:48Fabian.
06:48I mean, shoot me if I ever start a date with Howdy.
06:51Yeah, no shit.
06:52Nervous?
06:53But is it less than before?
06:54They're at the match.
06:56I lost my parents in an accident when I was 18.
06:58Oh, my God.
06:59And I tried to take all my feelings of frustration and loneliness and try to do something good.
07:06Aw.
07:07And now she's crying.
07:07I tried to fill up all that emptiness with love.
07:10No.
07:11Filling his emptiness with love.
07:13That was too sweet.
07:15I like these two.
07:16Connection.
07:17Yeah.
07:17These two are the best couple.
07:19Yeah.
07:20They're the future of Sweden.
07:22Save us from the misery.
07:24This is going good.
07:25It's happening now.
07:26Good luck.
07:27Number three.
07:28Ah, there it is.
07:29Ay, ay, ay.
07:30I've been celibate for three years.
07:32What?
07:33Oh, okay.
07:34I was thinking that I wouldn't have sex before I was married.
07:37Halal boy.
07:38I think, come on, halal boy.
07:40Halal boy.
07:41I'd never be able to sleep around.
07:42That's something I don't get in our society today.
07:45What about touching and shit?
07:47Is everything off limits?
07:48It's one of the seven deadly sins for really good reason.
07:51Oh, come on.
07:52Stop it.
07:52Oh, God.
07:53Death?
07:53Are you kidding me?
07:54A bit much bringing up the seven deadly sins on the first date.
07:58Yeah.
07:59I'm a Christian.
08:00I'm a Christian, too.
08:02You get a star.
08:03Star in the book.
08:04I'm putting a cross next to your name.
08:08It's weird to be dating again, I gotta say.
08:10He's definitely very good looking.
08:12And he knows it.
08:14His name's Lars Eric.
08:16Interesting character.
08:17But what do you do when you're not at a LAN party?
08:20When I'm not at a LAN party, I drink Coke.
08:23Oh, a new Millie.
08:24Yeah!
08:26No, no, no.
08:27I have to watch my calories because of all the cheese curls.
08:32I don't get why that's funny, but they like each other.
08:36I'm like LAN parties, cheese curls.
08:38I mean cheese curds.
08:40Yeah, things can get goofier when there's chemistry.
08:43Can you do magic?
08:44Of course I can.
08:45You're kidding.
08:46Come on.
08:47Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
08:49No, not da-da-da-da-da.
08:54Not da-da-da-da-da-da.
08:56How I became who I am today?
08:58Yeah.
08:59Yeah, I don't know.
09:00I've been working in sales since 14, you know?
09:03Red flag.
09:03And everyone says to me, Danny, you could sell sand in the Sahara.
09:07Exactly.
09:08As soon as I open my mouth.
09:10Yeah, but that's not good.
09:11No.
09:11He could sell his mother. He'd sell anything.
09:13But I do want to say...
09:15But I think it works. Sometimes you can't both be super deep.
09:19She's helping him.
09:20I don't think he's used to opening up.
09:22And then I will be the absolute deepest version of myself.
09:25Then you can grade that.
09:27Yeah, good.
09:30Okay.
09:31Okay, so she gave him homework to go deep.
09:33What was it that made me who I am again?
09:38Oh, no.
09:39Can I know yours?
09:40Yes, Ellen.
09:41Oh.
09:41She's my number one.
09:43Oh, crap. Shit's gonna hit the fan.
09:45Do we have time to go to the bathroom?
09:47Oh! Don't do that!
09:49Why's he snitching?
09:50Oh, my God.
09:52He's a snitch.
09:52His top choice.
09:53No.
09:54No.
09:55What's going on?
09:57Okay.
09:58Leave Fabian alone.
10:00I wish I'd been in a goddamn plane crash or something.
10:03Just have something to say.
10:04My God, how deep of you to tell me.
10:06I wish I'd been in a plane crash so that I'd have depth.
10:12That's the craziest thing anyone's ever said.
10:14I don't have anything in my life that would be considered tragic.
10:18But...
10:18But I think that maybe that's a common misconception that many people have.
10:22That you need to have been through some deep trauma to be able to talk about meaningful things.
10:27I mean, Ellen, I love you.
10:29Exactly.
10:30I'm interested in learning how you became who you are.
10:33Exactly.
10:33But you might not find anything that I need help with.
10:36He's so offended.
10:37Yeah.
10:38Sweden's most offended man at the moment.
10:40Yeah, no kidding.
10:41Yeah, no.
10:41It wasn't my intention.
10:43She's taking responsibility for this misunderstanding like it's her fault.
10:46It is a misunderstanding because he thinks she wants to hear some trauma.
10:50She's just getting to know him.
10:52But I haven't been through any trauma.
10:54Am I not deep then?
10:55Because I can't talk about that kind of stuff.
10:58What's her crime?
10:59That she was asking more about him?
11:00She just asked him a question.
11:01I'd really like to know more about you.
11:04And then it was like...
11:05Then he just took off.
11:06Imagine I was in a car crash when I was a kid.
11:09Hmm?
11:09No, come on now.
11:11Stop it.
11:12And I'm sitting here crying.
11:14No, no, no, no, no.
11:15Wouldn't you feel like we have a special relationship?
11:17Yes, of course.
11:18The question I asked was, if I had cried and told you about this car crash...
11:22But this isn't about your trauma.
11:24And then another guy came in and didn't cry or become emotional,
11:28wouldn't you feel you had a deeper connection with the first guy?
11:31I just want a yes or no answer.
11:33Oh, fuck me.
11:35I want a yes or no to that now.
11:40Daniel, we're rooting for you.
11:42Why would you do this to us?
11:43I'm not rooting for him.
11:44If he somehow manages to find somebody in this,
11:47there will be so many problems with that person.
11:50It's going to be more chaos than we've ever seen in our entire lives.
11:55It's you we're rooting for.
11:57It's you we die for.
11:58It's you we love.
12:00Okay, here she comes.
12:02Thanks.
12:03Who's she going to get?
12:04I'm really looking forward to seeing Daniel.
12:07No!
12:08No!
12:10Run back to Sydney!
12:13And not into Daniel's arms!
12:16Hello.
12:17Hello, Daniel.
12:18Hi.
12:19It's Joanna.
12:20Is it Bank Joanna?
12:22Bank Joanna.
12:23Or what was it?
12:25You were...
12:25No, I'm mixing everybody up.
12:28That's not good.
12:29What?
12:30Okay.
12:30Hold on a sec here.
12:32Oh, what a shit show.
12:33And now you forgot my name.
12:35Whoops.
12:35Yeah, but I haven't forgotten it.
12:38I just got mixed up is all.
12:40Yeah.
12:40We've got our villain of the season.
12:42It's him.
12:43Yeah.
12:44Man, I just don't get it.
12:45I'm calmer during life-saving surgery than when I'm...
12:48He's a surgeon.
12:50That's cool as hell.
12:51I don't think I've ever felt this neurotic in my life.
12:54eBay feels like he's written by a woman.
12:56There's something almost too perfect.
12:59I might have written you a little song.
13:01What?
13:02How'd you do that?
13:03I spent last night thinking about the shape of your lips.
13:07Oh, no.
13:08Oh, no.
13:09How'd it feel to be kissed so dark?
13:12I mean, I'm in shock.
13:14I hear you, hyperventilating.
13:17Pretty voice.
13:18Very pretty.
13:20She's great, but I don't know, man.
13:21I don't know how to feel.
13:23No, but hello.
13:24She just keeps going.
13:26Shit.
13:27He's falling in love.
13:32I don't know why I think this is so sweet,
13:34but at the same time, I think I'm getting second...
13:37Second-hand embarrassment?
13:38Yeah.
13:39But she sang beautifully.
13:41I think it's fucking brave.
13:42So fucking brave.
13:44Come on.
13:46Oh, he's crying.
13:46He's crying.
13:47I mean...
13:49I mean, Philip, I'm in shock.
13:52This is embarrassing.
13:53Come on.
13:54You can't start crying now.
13:55I don't know what we're watching.
13:57Is this actually for real?
13:59Are they actors?
14:02Emma and Yella?
14:04Eklund?
14:04Wait, what the hell?
14:05Jesus.
14:06I'm on my knee now.
14:07No!
14:08No!
14:09Oh, my God!
14:10No, no, no, no.
14:11I don't have a ring.
14:12I have a ring, but it's not me.
14:13No, he's doing it.
14:15Will you marry me?
14:17You're fucking kidding.
14:19Yes, I will.
14:21Oh, what the fuck?
14:24Did I hear a no?
14:25Was there a yes, too?
14:26It was a yes.
14:27Oh.
14:28Oh, my God.
14:29Oh.
14:30I can't believe that just happened.
14:32That's the craziest shit ever.
14:34I've never been so surprised in my life.
14:36You just asked me to marry you.
14:39Yeah.
14:39Yeah.
14:41How cool is it that a song has brought them together?
14:44I'm liking these two, but I'm keeping one eye open.
14:48I got one eye open when I'm sleeping.
14:50I'm sleeping when I'm sleeping, Ibrahim.
14:52One eye open.
14:53One eye open.
14:57Oh, my God.
14:57I think Angelica's going to dump me now.
14:59Did you have a date with her?
15:01No, I haven't.
15:02It's happening now.
15:04I do think he's cute.
15:05Yeah, he really is.
15:07And she's super cute, too.
15:08Yeah.
15:09I mean, I've longed for you.
15:12I think about you, like, all of the time.
15:16What?
15:17Yeah.
15:17What?
15:18He was so relieved.
15:19I mean, I have feelings.
15:22I'm shaking.
15:24I'm dying.
15:25You're my favorite.
15:26Yeah.
15:27No, I want a man.
15:28No, I'm no little boy.
15:30Don't worry about that part.
15:33I got a little tingle there.
15:35Aw, this is going to work out.
15:38Did I get a gift?
15:40Yeah, well, perhaps you did.
15:42Oh, he's getting going now.
15:43Can you see the shit now or what?
15:44Now he's getting in there, for sure.
15:46I hear you opening it so clearly.
15:49He's killing me.
15:50Yeah.
15:51Look, he's just loving life.
15:53Yeah.
15:55What?
15:56Something's here.
15:58No.
15:59Oh, I didn't know that.
16:04It's my favorite cologne.
16:06Not the same day.
16:08No.
16:09Yeah, here's a little gift for you.
16:10Yeah, same for everybody.
16:12Does he not get that the girls will talk?
16:14What's he thinking?
16:16I mean, are we talking to, like, a kid?
16:19He doesn't seem to know.
16:20He forgets.
16:21Yeah, he's a very absent-minded boy.
16:27I'm feeling really nervous.
16:31The worst thing I can think of is to see each other and then not have any chemistry.
16:35They don't have chemistry.
16:36Yeah, I really hope so.
16:37Oh, my God.
16:38Look at her hands.
16:39She's so nervous.
16:39Yep.
16:40Oh, my God.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:42Oh, my God.
16:43Oh, my God.
16:49Oh, honey.
16:53Look how overwhelmed she is.
16:57Oh, shit.
16:58Did she have a panic attack or what?
17:01Oh, my God.
17:02I'm dying.
17:02This season is so damn good.
17:04I mean, we can't wait to watch the next episode.
17:06No, we have to.
17:07We have to watch it now.
17:08This is too much.
17:09Give us the next one and more bubbles, please.
17:15Okay, now she's walking up finally.
17:18There we go.
17:18She's about to lose it.
17:20She's got so many feelings happening at once.
17:26Okay.
17:27That was kind of freaky.
17:29Oh, my God.
17:30I was just holding my breath.
17:32I mean, I'm rooting so hard for these two.
17:35Look, he's calmed her down and she's good to go now.
17:37Yeah.
17:37Want to get engaged?
17:39Yes.
17:41These two are beauty and beast.
17:46She doesn't know where to go.
17:47No.
17:48They're so cute.
17:49No, they're crazy cute.
17:50This is when Love is Blind is at its best.
17:53I'm getting goosebumps.
17:56You've given me butterflies that fill my stomach like a teenage girl.
18:02A woman who's managed to tear down walls I've built around my heart.
18:07But butterflies and walls.
18:09That's something you talk about when you're 12.
18:11You and me forever.
18:13No, oh, my God.
18:19You are amazing.
18:21I love you.
18:25Help.
18:26Get me out of here.
18:28I love you with all of my heart.
18:30I'll love you until my last breath.
18:32I can't take it.
18:34Bro, just show her.
18:35Give her a hug.
18:37It was still nice.
18:41Oh, look.
18:42Here he comes.
18:43Oh, Ludwig the Prince.
18:45Ludwig.
18:46I mean, this guy.
18:47He's stressing me out.
18:49I think it's really odd to give two different girls a gift on the same day.
18:55I like the honesty.
18:56What's your reasoning?
18:57Why don't you tell us?
18:59Don't play the victim now.
19:00Would you apologize at all?
19:02No.
19:02I don't feel you.
19:03Oh, shit.
19:05Yeah, I can absolutely apologize.
19:07No, no.
19:07No, Ludwig.
19:08You're not a pushover.
19:09No, Ludwig.
19:10He doesn't think he messed up.
19:12No, it's just for her sake.
19:14He's like, you were hurt, so you want an apology.
19:15So here it is, even though I've done nothing wrong.
19:18Exactly.
19:19We'll see.
19:20I might get ripped a new one by Camilla, too, so.
19:22Oh, yeah.
19:24Ripped a new one.
19:25You're getting ripped a new one now.
19:27But she's ready to party.
19:29Look, she's ready to party.
19:31You're kidding.
19:32Well, hello.
19:33What the?
19:34A little drink, snipe.
19:36She's a happy lady.
19:37Camilla is strategic.
19:38She's all, I'm going to get picked.
19:40Yeah.
19:41She knew Hana would go in and be super disappointed.
19:43She's playing this.
19:44Oh, I'm a fun girl, and I'm just over here having a drink.
19:48So that's why I'm wondering.
19:50No way.
19:51He's so crazy.
19:51Imagine him proposing to you.
19:53Do you want to get engaged to me?
19:55Since you didn't rip me a new one for treating you all the same.
20:00Yes!
20:05I went home, and I really gave this a lot of thought.
20:09Yeah.
20:09Holy shit, she thinks a lot.
20:12But I still think that it might be best for me, at least, to end this.
20:18Am I clear, or am I not so much?
20:23She's so freaking nice.
20:26Oh, now he's going to be pissed.
20:28This is not.
20:29You know he is.
20:30A salesman's always got to close.
20:35And honestly, if you had instead told me today, I think we should continue this, Daniel?
20:40Yeah.
20:40I would have said, no, sorry, but we don't need to keep seeing each other.
20:44I think this was the right decision.
20:46It's good to hear you feel that way.
20:48No, but I mean, are you kidding me?
20:51This is...
20:54Yo.
20:54Yo.
20:55Hey, how you doing?
20:57It's good.
20:58You're finished?
20:59We did it together.
21:02The lies.
21:03Bro, shut the fuck up.
21:06We're all going to see this.
21:08That's good that this has happened to him.
21:10Yeah, exactly.
21:11I was dumped on Love is Blind.
21:13Finally, I've got some depth.
21:20Fabian!
21:21I've got a lot of feelings.
21:23He really wears his feelings on his sleeve.
21:25I mean, I'm so happy about this.
21:27Fabian and Ellen?
21:28Aw.
21:31Hello?
21:33What's happening?
21:37What?
21:38No!
21:40What the fuck is going on?
21:41She didn't just ghost Fabian.
21:43Don't do this to him.
21:45Hello, Fabian.
21:46Hello.
21:47Yes!
21:48Yes!
21:49Thank God!
21:50Oh!
21:51For fuck's sake!
21:53I'm here now.
21:54Aw, so sweet.
21:56I feel I'm ready to take the next step with you.
21:58And that feels really lovely.
22:00Oh my God!
22:02My favorite couple!
22:03I mean, I just like them both so much.
22:07This is so wholesome.
22:09They are the perfect match.
22:11I'm kneeling.
22:13I'm kneeling.
22:13I'm kneeling.
22:15And...
22:16Okay.
22:17I want to ask...
22:19Will you marry me?
22:22Yes.
22:23Yeah!
22:25Yeah!
22:26Oh, cute!
22:27He's so likable!
22:29Happy!
22:32Can I come to your wedding?
22:34I believe in this one a lot.
22:36Yeah, I believe too.
22:37They're totally partners for life.
22:40Oh my God.
22:41Here comes the fucking prince.
22:43Oh, this will be exciting, Safiya.
22:45What the fuck?
22:46I mean, I call them the wild cards.
22:47He combed his hair.
22:49Look at him, the prince.
22:50I mean, it's...
22:52He's a nobleman.
22:53Yes, he is.
22:53I'm super excited about this.
22:55I'm so excited about this couple.
22:57Oh man, I can't even look.
22:59No.
23:01He's not even wearing a suit.
23:03He's a sweatpants.
23:04And a wrinkled-ass shirt.
23:07I mean, this is so crazy.
23:10It's so fucking crazy.
23:11Hi.
23:12Oh my God.
23:14Oh yes.
23:15Oh yes.
23:16Oh yes.
23:16You know, since the first day...
23:20How fantastic you think I am?
23:25Wait, what did he say?
23:26You know how fantastic you think I am?
23:29I mean, what?
23:31What the hell are we watching?
23:34Beautiful.
23:36You too.
23:37If she marries him,
23:38she can only blame herself
23:39for all of the immature shit he'll do.
23:42I don't even think he puts the toilet seat down.
23:44I'm sure he's always just a party animal.
23:47A hundred percent.
23:48And one of those guys
23:49that when he gets sick, he gets sick.
23:53Oh, he's so sweet.
23:56No, oh my God.
23:57She's disappointed.
23:59Yeah, she definitely is.
24:00No clue she's dealing with the prince.
24:02No, she doesn't see it yet.
24:07Getting to meet you, Joanna.
24:09It's like a dream.
24:10I am so grateful.
24:12You've always kept your place on my mountaintop.
24:16Diarrhea of the mouth?
24:17So, for that reason, Joanna Storm...
24:19Will you buy this TV?
24:20Will you marry me?
24:23Yes.
24:24No!
24:27My favorite and my nightmare together!
24:30I'm just so full of joy.
24:32I mean, she's here now.
24:34She's in my stomach.
24:36Are you pregnant?
24:36What do you mean, she's in my stomach?
24:38Nobody says that shit.
24:40It's the sickest thing I've ever heard.
24:42She's here now, in my stomach.
24:44What?
24:45But, I mean, I am super jazzed, though,
24:47that they're both in.
24:48Me too.
24:52Fingers crossed.
24:53Yep.
24:54Oh, it's my favorite.
24:56And she's got her glittery gown on.
24:59This is my favorite couple.
25:01I'd die for these two.
25:10Yeah, they're so cute.
25:12They're so sweet.
25:14Hi.
25:15Oh, my God.
25:15Hi.
25:16Oh, they're so happy.
25:18This is genuine love.
25:21Mary, Mary, Mary.
25:24How are you?
25:25Oh, my God.
25:25You're so beautiful.
25:28You too.
25:30So present compared to the other guy.
25:32Yeah.
25:33I love how calm he is.
25:35He's like the most realest thing there is.
25:39Will you marry me?
25:49What now?
25:52Hello?
25:53Hello?
25:54Hello?
25:55But, Ellen, honey, honey, Ellen.
25:58Breathe.
26:00Oh, my God.
26:02He's feeling love, happiness, and despair all at once.
26:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:06Hello?
26:07No.
26:08No.
26:14I don't think I'm ready.
26:17Ah!
26:18What?
26:19Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
26:21I really want to be.
26:23You guys have got to be kidding me.
26:26You've got to be kidding me.
26:29Oh, look.
26:30He's losing it.
26:31Oh, no.
26:33This is crazy.
26:34This is totally like...
26:35Hasn't he suffered enough in his life, honey?
26:37It's a humiliation ritual.
26:42Aw, cute.
26:45This is like the sickest thing I've ever seen.
26:48I'm sorry.
26:49Ellen.
26:50How dare you?
26:52You don't have to say you're sorry.
26:54Poor guy's handling it so well.
26:56Ellen?
26:58You've got to let Ellen go.
27:00She's off the show.
27:01Time to take care of Fabian.
27:03We're his family now.
27:06Man, this is so shady.
27:07It's just so unfair.
27:09No.
27:10No, look.
27:11His heart is breaking.
27:15The ring's right there.
27:17He's so heartbroken.
27:18Oh, my God.
27:32I feel so sorry for him.
27:35Oh, my God.
27:36He's holding his heart.
27:39Oh, poor guy.
27:42Oh, his heart hurts so much.
27:47Okay, this is...
27:48I'm just really disappointed in Ellen.
27:50I'm so disappointed.
27:51Yeah.
27:53That was hard to watch.
27:55That right there is going to scar him for life.
27:58Yep, it will.
27:59Trauma.
28:00Fabian, if you're watching this,
28:02you are such a wonderful man.
28:04We love you, Fabian.
28:06Give us some love.
28:07Give me some hope.
28:11Oh, God.
28:12Oh, God.
28:13Well, hi.
28:16What's so funny?
28:17No, it's totally...
28:18So small and so cute.
28:21I've never been so sure.
28:23So are you.
28:24Completely amazing.
28:25Feels like they're two old colleagues
28:27meeting for the first time in ten years.
28:29Yeah, at the airport in Thailand.
28:31Joanna.
28:32Hi, it's been a while.
28:34Joanna Storm.
28:35You are so beautiful.
28:37I can't believe it.
28:39She backed off?
28:40Okay, oh, boy.
28:41Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
28:44I'm not a kleptomaniac,
28:45but I found a little flower.
28:47Oh.
28:47So I hope you can enjoy it.
28:49Oh, that's nice.
28:50Oh, that's nice.
28:51Shut the fuck up.
28:53Oh, my God.
28:56Girl, go back to Sydney.
28:58And that's a wrapping paper
28:59that you keep.
29:01She's wrapping paper?
29:03To keep?
29:04What?
29:05Oh, my God.
29:06That was all the reveals.
29:08That's crazy.
29:13Oh, my God.
29:14We're going abroad.
29:21I've been praying to God
29:23for an extremely beautiful woman
29:25to be by my side.
29:30You're an amazing person,
29:32an amazing personality,
29:33and you are incredibly beautiful.
29:37Shut up.
29:38Stop.
29:38Shut up.
29:39It's like he's reading
29:40from a poetry book
29:41from the 16th century.
29:43I prayed to God
29:44for the most beautiful woman.
29:46Now she's sitting here
29:47right in front of me.
29:48Poetry slam.
29:51I have my cross.
29:53I say, hello, come across.
29:56The way you described
29:57how you always knew
29:59how I felt about you
30:02made me feel good.
30:04I mean, these two are super sweet.
30:06They're very cute.
30:07I've never felt so seen
30:09by anybody.
30:10Me neither.
30:11No!
30:12No, that's so cute.
30:14That's what's crazy.
30:15No, so cute.
30:16You think he's like so blah
30:18and then he says something
30:19so straight from the heart.
30:21Yeah?
30:22Oh, God, he's in love.
30:24He's so in love
30:25and so is she.
30:26You are sweet.
30:27No, you are sweet.
30:27Look how cute they are.
30:28But I mean, they are so sweet.
30:30Just so dang sweet.
30:31I mean, this makes me so happy.
30:33Now, oh, this is what
30:34we've been waiting for.
30:38And so now they meet
30:39for the first time.
30:40Finally.
30:41Now there's a party
30:42and a little drama.
30:44Can you tell at all
30:45whether the two of you
30:46are alike or not?
30:47Oh, yeah, we're too much alike.
30:49Really?
30:50Yeah.
30:51I see.
30:52That's good.
30:52They're so similar.
30:54He is AI.
30:55She talks to everybody
30:56and I'm also doing the same.
30:58We don't need...
30:59That's...
30:59That's awesome.
31:00Pay attention to each other
31:02all the time.
31:02No, exactly.
31:04If they were all over each other,
31:06he'd be like,
31:06it's so wonderful.
31:09It's good to get time with you.
31:13Oh, no.
31:14Oh, no.
31:15Throwing it in her face.
31:17No one to talk to but me.
31:18I was sad I didn't get
31:20to spend any time with you.
31:21Guilt tripping!
31:22Yeah.
31:23What's important?
31:25Some kind of...
31:27attention, you know?
31:29Should you really be saying
31:31on day three of a relationship
31:33that you want
31:33more physical affection?
31:35There's something wrong there.
31:36It's going to take a while.
31:38I mean, I am...
31:39I move slowly.
31:41I feel I need
31:42some more physical contact.
31:43Okay.
31:44She just said
31:45she's not comfortable
31:46giving you that.
31:47I just need to find...
31:49Well, find our...
31:51way.
31:52I'm sorry.
31:53The girls are too good
31:54for the guys this season.
31:55This is actually
31:56the same exact size
31:58of the pool we have
31:59in my complex.
32:00It's a small pool.
32:03So, yeah.
32:09He's actually pretty funny.
32:12I miss my 75-inch TV.
32:15Cool.
32:16It's nice.
32:23I miss my 75-inch TV.
32:27You can't tell
32:28that you're sweating
32:29in a pool.
32:30He's constantly saying
32:31the strangest shit
32:32I've ever heard.
32:34Well, he doesn't
32:35have much more to say
32:35because he got
32:37through his sales pitch.
32:38You said yes
32:39and now he's done.
32:40It's done
32:41and now he has
32:41a relationship
32:42with a cute blonde girl.
32:43So, it's back
32:45to business as usual.
32:47I used to grow flowers
32:48with my dad
32:49when I was a kid.
32:51Sunflowers.
32:52Really?
32:53Mm-hmm.
32:54So, some flowers
32:55have a special place
32:56in my heart.
32:57You can pick
32:58sunflowers
32:58where I play golf.
33:00You can...
33:00Shut up!
33:02No!
33:03No!
33:05No!
33:07She's trying
33:08to open up
33:09with a nice memory
33:09of her dad.
33:10And you're talking
33:11about your fucking
33:12golf course?
33:13I'm so pissed.
33:14I actually miss
33:15the garlic
33:16and the tzatziki.
33:21Shut your face!
33:24Daniel,
33:24you make it impossible
33:26for me to root for you.
33:27Let's do that.
33:29Cheers.
33:30Poor girl.
33:30She's lost the sparkle
33:31in her eyes now.
33:32Yeah, it's gone.
33:34Off to the restroom.
33:36This is your moment
33:37to head for the hills.
33:39Yeah, you run far
33:40and run fast.
33:44She just wanted
33:44to flip the whole table.
33:48Can I talk to you
33:49for two seconds?
33:50Yes!
33:51Oh, yeah.
33:52Mm.
33:55I don't know
33:56what to do.
33:57What I'm struggling
33:58with is that
33:59two seconds
34:00before you guys
34:01came to get us,
34:02Daniel sat me down
34:03and said,
34:04Joanna,
34:05I don't know
34:05if I want to continue.
34:07I think I want to quit.
34:08Oh!
34:10What?
34:11Oh, my God.
34:14Closer to the flame.
34:17No.
34:18He wants to quit?
34:19Come on.
34:20Honey, just go.
34:21Quit yourself.
34:22I'm totally blown away
34:23because now it seems
34:25like everything's
34:26really going to be
34:27taken to the brink.
34:28Yeah.
34:29And then just
34:29get turned around.
34:30Yeah.
34:31Totally flip-flopped.
34:32I can hardly wait.
34:34I want to see more.
34:35This is a real nail-biter.
34:36I've just got to say.
34:37I want to see more.
34:38We have no idea
34:39what's coming.
34:40No.
34:40That's for sure.
34:41Love is blind.
34:44So thrilling.
34:45Woo!
35:07You.
35:08I know.
35:19I know.
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