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00:00Does Barrow Creek get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles?
00:04Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm. I can feel it.
00:08I think we've got a John Doe on our hands.
00:09It's not a croc bite.
00:11That's been chopped off.
00:12Now we're looking for a missing person and a fucking killer.
00:15We?
00:16Yes, yes, fucking yes.
00:18If I can identify the croc from the river, then we find our killer.
00:21The Daryl's pet croc king is still alive.
00:24So I've got one more place to check out.
00:25What are you doing here?
00:26He's dead.
00:27Triple bed.
00:28The best croc in the territory must have been who was dead in the river.
00:32Fuck, get down, get down!
00:34No, he's not gonna shoot us.
00:36He's my fucking dad!
00:37Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face?
00:39Respect my dad! He's the king of the river!
00:41Fuck!
01:13Nah, we've got more chance of finding a shit with wings than more of Don Daryl's body tonight.
01:18Some croc's probably tucked him away like a drag queen's dick by now.
01:23Or I'd say he's been eaten already.
01:27What?
01:29What?
01:30Were you ever gonna tell me that your dad lives in Barrow Creek?
01:33Here we go.
01:34Well, you specifically said that you have no family here, Eddie.
01:37Yeah, because I thought he was in jail.
01:39Well, feel free to tell me about your hometown while we are investigating a case in your hometown so I
01:45don't make a complete git of myself.
01:47Well, you're doing a pretty good job of that yourself by now.
01:49Oh, the glasses are for motion sickness.
01:52Mate, who cares who kept what from who, okay?
01:55We're trying to solve a high-profile murder here.
01:57Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
01:59So tomorrow morning, we hit the ground running, get his autopsy report and we fingerprint his cage.
02:03What?
02:04Whose cage?
02:05Triple pet!
02:06My crocodile!
02:07Eddie, we are investigating a homicide.
02:09This is a fucking homicide!
02:10Hom means human.
02:11Right.
02:12Now I'd like to say a few words about triple pet and my crocodile brother.
02:16Please don't.
02:17Triple pet!
02:18No.
02:18You loved eating.
02:20Um, specifically pets.
02:22Three of them to be exact.
02:23And I know we had our challenges.
02:25I accidentally shot off three of your scutes with a slug gun and you tried to eat me a lot.
02:30But you were my best mate.
02:31And I solemnly vowed to find your killer and avenge your death and so does Collins.
02:35No, I don't.
02:35And now, for your favourite song.
02:37Oh, please.
02:38Cracklin' Rose, you're a starboard woman.
02:42But you make me sing like a guitar homin'.
02:46So hang on to me, girl.
02:48The song keeps playing on.
02:51Play now.
02:52Please stop moving your bottom.
02:54What's next?
02:55It's now puppy.
02:55It is now puppy.
02:55It's jiggling the boat.
02:56Eddie.
02:59It's jiggling the boat, Eddie.
03:24It's jiggling the boat, Eddie.
03:29There, that was a silly brawl last night.
03:31Hey, and Don's death is no excuse for you to kick off it in there.
03:36Let's get this right on the show, shall we?
03:39Wait, wait, wait.
03:39What's with this get up?
03:41You look like a beachy mortician.
03:43You need to get involved with this, mate.
03:45100% petroleum, moisture wicking, hammerhead, shark on the back.
03:49Okay, yep.
03:50Wowee, yep.
03:52Not as good as Bushy Shet, eh?
03:53Oh.
03:54Hey, you just seen that one?
03:56Fucking bullcrock on the front, helicopter on the back, double the action, you know?
04:01I don't.
04:01So, any word on Don's autopsy?
04:04Uh, no.
04:05Apparently, forensics are busy, but we'll head to Darwin once the autopsy's confirmed.
04:09Okay, when do we meet our team?
04:10Uh, there is no team.
04:12All personnel have been diverted to Task Force Hamare for the backpacker case.
04:16My loves!
04:17Hi.
04:18I bought us new drink bottles.
04:19I've taped the What Colour Is Your Piss Dehydration Guide on the site.
04:22Good on you, Kat.
04:23Eddie, I'm so glad you're here reconnecting with your dad.
04:26No, I'm not.
04:27Such a beautiful experience.
04:28No, it's not.
04:29Thank you for letting us be part of it.
04:30Okay, no.
04:32Yeah, let it out of the way.
04:33Fucking old scroed up to you now.
04:35Hold that.
04:35I'm going to talk to him about triple pen.
04:37Okay, my love.
04:38I'm going to a camping store to buy us a family piss bucket.
04:41Oi!
04:41Why are you still here?
04:43Well, I thought we could reconnect.
04:45Have a nice cup of Makona.
04:46I'm investigating the Don Darrell homicide, dickhead.
04:49Why don't you fucking talk to me about Don Darrell?
04:51He's fucking dead to me.
04:53I'll tell you what.
04:54If you had one dram of fucking loyalty and you go, he'd be fucking dead to you too.
04:58He is dead to me.
04:59He's fucking dead to everybody because he's fucking dead.
05:01What did you do with triple pen?
05:03Oh, you got tits for ears.
05:05I told you last night.
05:06Somebody stole him.
05:07Oh, really?
05:07Okay.
05:08Yeah?
05:08And that's how he wound up dead in the river with Don Darrell's arm in his mouth?
05:12What are you on about, girl?
05:13That's not triple pen.
05:14Put the bun on top of its head.
05:16That croc's got all his boots.
05:17Triple pen's got half his missing.
05:19And we both know how that happened.
05:21Shit shot.
05:22So where's triple pen then?
05:23I don't bloody know.
05:25Come on, not this asshole again.
05:27Get fucked, Hobbit, man.
05:28You hobbit confessor.
05:31Bang, hi.
05:33Hello, I'm Dulcy.
05:35I didn't get a chance to meet properly when you were shooting at us.
05:40Yeah, I know about you.
05:41Have a look at the fairy, eh?
05:43Shetland pony and a lesbian giraffe.
05:45It's like a fucking Disney film come to life.
05:49Good luck for the case at Wiener.
05:51You're off to a fucking flyer so far.
06:01This building used to be the old school.
06:03Eddie would remember that, wouldn't you?
06:05Yep.
06:05Oh, yeah.
06:06So anyway, here's the keys to your vehicle.
06:08All right, that's on loan from the boys at the Dierks River Station.
06:11So I'd give it a wipe down if I was you.
06:14The kitchen, just over here.
06:17Bathroom's out the back.
06:18The toilet is non-load bearing.
06:20So just hover over the top of it like you're riding an invisible motorbike.
06:25That's it.
06:25Just make yourselves at home.
06:27I'm retiring next week.
06:29So I'm doing the handover with my replacement.
06:31So far, it's been like hand-rearing a baby duck.
06:35Senior Sergeant Heffernan?
06:36Oh, speak of the devil.
06:38Detectives, this is the incoming Barra Creek Sergeant Luke Ferguson.
06:42Hey, I know you.
06:44Used to work at HQ.
06:45Bush, you put his dick in your yoga that time.
06:47Remember that?
06:48I do.
06:49I do remember that.
06:50Yeah, you're still making that homebrew?
06:51Stuff tastes like a banana pissed itself.
06:54It was tropical sour.
06:55Oh, yeah.
06:56It was potent.
06:57Couldn't stop pissing brown for a week.
06:59What's the deal with the man-back, man-back?
07:01I had a procedure done on my plantar fasciitis.
07:03The Don Daryl autopsy report's taking an awfully long time to print.
07:07Sorry, the autopsy's been done already?
07:09Yes, and it's taking a very long time to print.
07:12OK.
07:12We'll just bring it in to the detectives when it's done, Luke.
07:15Oh, I can't do that, Senior Sergeant.
07:17You are supposed to be taking me through the emergency SOPs
07:19all the way through till lunchtime.
07:21I'm only rostered on till 3pm.
07:23It'll be overtime after that.
07:24Yeah, OK.
07:25OK.
07:25Yep.
07:27Jeez, if the weather doesn't do me in, that boy will.
07:30Just hold tight.
07:32Right, you've got to open the tray and then you've just got to...
07:35What kind of backyard forensics office does an autopsy
07:37without informing the detectives in charge?
07:40It's territory forensics, mate.
07:41Pretty much just three blokes and a Commodore 64.
07:44You've just got to be firm with this.
07:46Senior Sergeant.
07:47Yes, great.
07:47Coming, Luke.
07:48No, down like...
07:49Too slow.
07:51Weapon used in the post-mortem disarticulation of D.
07:56Darrell is...
07:57A weapon with a cutting edge attached to a handle or hilt.
08:02So...
08:02It's a knife.
08:03That's a knife, right.
08:04That's a knife.
08:05So his head and arm were removed after death.
08:08What else does it say?
08:09I should see it.
08:10The knife bit.
08:11What?
08:12That's not...
08:12No, it's not.
08:13It is.
08:13No, what about the time of death or the cause of death?
08:17Is there a tox report?
08:19Cause of death unknown.
08:21Yeah, and they need the torso.
08:21It's got all the vital organs, the heart, the lungs, the bum and the boobs.
08:24Sure, but this isn't a forensics report.
08:26This is a book blurb.
08:28Forget about it.
08:28We'll figure this out some other way.
08:30Forensics is a crutch for you anyway.
08:31Come on, let's just go to the Darrells.
08:33Shake their shorts.
08:34See what turds fall out.
08:35Come on, you can drive.
08:36Oh, can I?
08:38Oh, Eddie, in interviews we refer to Don's death as a fishing accident.
08:42No mention we're treating it as a murder.
08:44I know, I'll be confidential as fuck, mate.
08:46I always am.
08:48Hi.
08:48Fuck.
08:49Pat was going to give me a quote about Don Darrell and then forgot about me.
08:52I heard everything you said.
08:55You're a fucking journo.
08:57Yes, I'm Leo Lee.
08:58I write the NT Times Daily Crock Watch column.
09:00Right, well, obviously I'm a fan, but if you print anything we just said,
09:04I'll do you for perverting the course of justice, okay?
09:06That's not the charge for that.
09:07Just keep your whole shut.
09:08Okay, but I'm a trained journalist, so you should let me investigate with you.
09:11I'm dangerously bored in my job.
09:13I've written the same weekly crock attack article for months now
09:15and not one person's noticed.
09:17Leo, your help with the crime scene photos was appreciated,
09:19but I am running a professional investigation here,
09:22so thank you and no thank you and goodbye, please.
09:27There's a recycling bin.
09:28Yes, yes.
09:29Okay, thank you.
09:30Oi, Reddy, that bike, that's not yours.
09:33Who on, are you?
09:34Yes, it's Mickey.
09:35Hi, Auntie.
09:36Don't call her Auntie Bub, she's not black.
09:37Yes, she is.
09:39Did you pretend to be black to take my 10-year-old's bike?
09:42No.
09:43And I didn't take the bike.
09:44Yeah, she paid me $120 to hire it for three days.
09:47Cash?
09:48Yeah, so you can pay to get Uncle Al's boat fix.
09:50Yeah, because I put dog biscuits in the field tank.
09:52Right, well, what?
09:53Return it in good condition.
09:55Pump up the tyres.
09:56Come on, let's go.
09:57Wait, wait, wait, Miffy.
09:59You're a ranger, yeah?
10:01Some crocodile brother triple pets gone missing.
10:03Have you seen them in the area?
10:04Listen, Blue Heelers, if you want my ancestral knowledge and my professional expertise for
10:08your police investigation, then you can contact my boss Keith, Keith can contact me, and
10:12I can tell Keith to fuck right off.
10:14Here you go.
10:15Your son is.
10:17All right, come on, you lot.
10:19Auntie Mary said you can collect some cans at the pub while I'm at work today.
10:22Love the school holidays.
10:23Come on, Mub.
10:24How many cans do we need?
10:26That range is a bit of a punish.
10:29Freaky eyes.
10:30Too many fucking colours, if you ask me.
10:31Looks like a poisonous frog.
10:34We don't need the bike, Eddie.
10:36We have the car, we have an adult car now, so...
10:38I've still got five hours left on the rental.
10:39Let's just go.
10:40No worries.
10:40I'm going to be your human map.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:44Oh, my God.
10:45I don't know if you're going to be there.
10:46I don't know if you're going to be there.
10:48It's okay.
10:49Down there.
10:55Right, so when we get there, I'll take a lead with the daryls.
10:58Really? You think that's wise and we're all but kneecapped-y last night?
11:02At least I'm a local, mate.
11:03You stick rich.
11:04I'll have one look at you and then they'll know you play the oboe
11:07and you're terrified of arse play.
11:10It was the clarinet, actually.
11:13Oh, it's the superintendent.
11:15Believe it, we're almost there.
11:17Superintendent.
11:18Ah, detective.
11:19I'm just out for a luxe, huh?
11:20Thought I'd give you a call, see how you got on this morning.
11:22Well, we've just arrived at the daryls now, sir,
11:25so hopefully we can question all of the family members,
11:27get them to piece together a picture of Don's final hours.
11:29Okay, and how's Detective Redcliffe getting on?
11:36Really, really great, actually, but she'd like a therapy puppet.
11:40Would she?
11:41Really?
11:41A puppet?
11:42Okay, to each their own.
11:43I'll let HR know.
11:45They'll be rapt.
11:47I'm doing too many things here.
11:48Oh, actually, sir, we could use your assistance with forensics.
11:52Don Darrell's autopsy report was all of eight words.
11:54They didn't give us a cause of death.
11:56Now, we appreciate that they need more body parts,
11:59but we expected a bit more information.
12:01Yeah, well, that sounds about right, Detective.
12:03Look, I'll make some calls,
12:05see if I can't unblock a few of those evidence pipelines for you.
12:08Thank you, sir,
12:08and we'll do some old-fashioned pavement-pounding till then.
12:13All right, I'll leave you to it.
12:14Okay, bye for now.
12:17Hey, no jokes when we go in there.
12:20They don't work for you.
12:22It's like a cheese string on a knife.
12:27Yeah, so, straight out of the bat,
12:30we offer our condoles,
12:32and I just want to say how sorry we both are.
12:37Don was a legend,
12:41a river king,
12:45a sultan of swing.
12:47Shove it up, you clack.
12:48Dad would be rolling in his grave to know you were here.
12:50Well, he's not in a grave, is he, so...
12:52My C-section's here, you shithead.
12:54I will go here.
12:54Okay, man, stop your right.
12:56It's a statement of fact, okay?
12:57Fine, he's mainly in the river.
12:58Fuck, fine, you go.
13:00Um, uh, uh, Miss, uh, Miss Daryl,
13:03Mrs. Daryl,
13:04we just want to ask a few questions
13:07about Don's last movements.
13:08How would we know his last movements?
13:10We didn't follow him to the shitter.
13:11No, sorry, I meant what he was doing before he died.
13:14Well, say that then, Scrabble.
13:16You think you're better than me?
13:17No, I never, I don't.
13:18And I'm a missus, not a mis.
13:19I'm married to Grant.
13:20That's my husband there.
13:21That's, oh, oh, that's...
13:25Congratulations.
13:26Um, so when was the last time you saw Don?
13:29Why?
13:29What's it to you?
13:30How fucking dare you?
13:31I am just trying to do my job.
13:35Last time we saw Dad was...
13:38Sunday night!
13:39Sunday night!
13:40The whole family had tea at the pub.
13:43You happy?
13:44So you didn't see him on Monday then?
13:45If we'd seen him then, we would have fucking said.
13:48Tigger, can you get the phone?
13:49So, the last time you saw Don was Sunday night.
13:52Okay, um...
13:52Oh, no, no, no, she can't.
13:54That little one can't.
13:54Oh, sorry, we are conducting a police interview.
13:56You can't just...
13:57She's my best friend.
13:58Tigger was my mate of honour.
13:59Okay?
14:00It's a funeral, only man's.
14:02Okay, well, you tell him, Tees,
14:04that we're not paying for a full-size coffin.
14:06We only got the head in the yard,
14:07so we'll just do a dog one.
14:09It should take, Zamba!
14:10Stop going on about bloody money!
14:11Well, someone's got her mum.
14:13DJ won't, will he?
14:14He just bought a fucking duck boat.
14:16Tell him, Tees.
14:17Hey, the JJ.
14:18You've got my bracelet.
14:19Boys, don't play with bracelets.
14:20It's gay.
14:22Okay, so the meal at the pub on Sunday,
14:25was everyone in good spirits?
14:27Was it to you?
14:27Yes.
14:28Do people who aren't in good spirits
14:29do three rounds of crock-sucking cowboys?
14:31It was a lovely night.
14:32It was a lovely night.
14:32How dare you?
14:33Oh.
14:34Okay.
14:37Who are they from, Troy?
14:42Dear Colleen, Amber, DJ and Trey...
14:45Troy!
14:46That's you, Troy.
14:48Sorry for your lost, deepest symphonies, Jason Wade.
14:53Oh, that dick rat.
14:54The bloody nerve.
14:56Troy, you take those birds of paradise out the back
15:00and you burn them in the incinerator.
15:03So what happened after dinner?
15:05Dad got eaten by a fucking crocodile.
15:07Girl knows that, Amber.
15:08No, sorry, actually, I meant what time did you all leave the pub?
15:14It's none of your business,
15:16but Dad stayed at the pub and then we all left about 10.
15:20We dropped DJ and Troy back here
15:21and then Mum come back to ours
15:23because all our kids had both ends gastro.
15:25We're just swapping out buckets till 5am.
15:27Fucking awful.
15:28Yeah, something ripped through on.
15:29It's probably that woman's nuggets.
15:31And where did Don go after the pub?
15:33Probably headed home.
15:34Okay, and did he make it home?
15:36Did Troy or your other son BJ see him here?
15:39DJ.
15:40Don Junior.
15:41How dare you?
15:42Don Junior.
15:42DJ.
15:42Sorry, my bad.
15:43Yeah, you're not listening to a word we're saying.
15:45No-one saw him after the pub.
15:47We already said that.
15:48Right, we're done here.
15:49I've lost my dad.
15:51DJJ's lost his pub.
15:52Mum's lost the love of her life.
15:53What about her gutful...
15:54Yeah, we still need to talk to DJ.
15:57DJ's not here.
15:58He's taking it hard.
15:59He was Don's favourite.
16:01Well, tell him we want a word.
16:03Okay.
16:03Come on, Cors, let's go.
16:06Actually, I do just have one more question.
16:08No, you don't.
16:09Yes, I do.
16:09By the time that Don's remains were found on Tuesday,
16:13you hadn't seen him for two days?
16:16Where did you think he was?
16:17Fishing.
16:18Right, and what makes you think that he was fishing?
16:21Because on Sunday night he told us he was going fishing.
16:24And you weren't worried about him?
16:25No.
16:26We're not like you city people.
16:28We can go weeks without talking to each other.
16:31It's called being a family.
16:34Right, well, that feels like it's hit a natural conclusion.
16:36Ah, great.
16:37We will be in...
16:40Yes.
16:41Joy!
16:42Fire!
16:43Fuck!
16:44Bloody hell!
16:45Get up, you lazy car!
16:46There's a fire!
16:47Fucking barrel!
16:48Where's the hose?
16:49Where's the hose?
16:50I'm with the fucking hoses.
16:51Fuck!
16:53Okay, we'll question the locals about Sunday night.
16:56You just sit in the corner and try not to dog it up again, Scuddle.
16:59Oh.
17:02Come on, you three, cut the shit.
17:04I know you know what fucking went on on Sunday night.
17:07Your asses have been planted here since 1983.
17:10What about you, Rabbit?
17:11Did you see Don Darrell on Sunday night?
17:14Bert?
17:14Did you see Don, huh?
17:17Rog, what about you?
17:18I didn't see anything pertaining to Don Darrell, Ed Weiner.
17:21I'll tell you what I did see recently, though.
17:23Lights in the sky over the D.O.
17:25Oh.
17:25Our extraterrestrial activity is increasing exponentially.
17:29No, no, no, no cooker shit, Rog, okay?
17:30Answer my questions or I'll sign you up for a government ID.
17:33Hey, I wonder, eh, boys?
17:35No, don't stop that.
17:36Don't stop that, chicken.
17:37Don't stop that.
17:38Don't stop that.
17:39Fuck my hole.
17:40Okay.
17:41You boys keep going.
17:42Your government says the D.R.R. is decommissioned military now.
17:45They're doing something out there and they're doing it with my taxes.
17:47You don't pay taxes, Rog.
17:49And this is why?
17:50That's my man.
17:51Fuck the colony, babe.
17:52Uh-huh.
17:52Oh, this is beautiful.
17:54Because my muse is beautiful.
17:56Oh.
17:58Those aliens are probably behind all this.
18:00They've probably got triple pet, too.
18:01No!
18:01Hi, boys.
18:02Hot one today.
18:03Shut up, Joyce.
18:04Never been hot.
18:05Stay out of them, Joyce.
18:06Fuck's sake.
18:08Yeah, the Daryls were here on Sunday night for Don 70th.
18:10The kids ate five dozen nuggets.
18:12Don 70th?
18:14Why didn't they mention that?
18:15Don't take it personally, Darcy.
18:17The Daryls probably just didn't tell you about Don's party
18:20because it's none of your business.
18:22Here we are.
18:24Oh, Mary?
18:26Yeah?
18:27I thought you cleaned up in here.
18:29No, I remember you were cleaning.
18:31I was digging.
18:32Oh, Don didn't even finish his steak cake.
18:35I'll get the karcher and pressure hose the lot of it out the roller door.
18:38Just leave the mess for now, thank you, please.
18:40Okay, but we've got to clean it soon.
18:42Pat's having a retirement do in here next week.
18:57Mary, did the Daryls have a fight?
19:021982, Tyndall Base.
19:0342.7 degrees, but this is hotter.
19:06Okay, okay.
19:08Let's get back to Don, Darryl, or I will kill you all.
19:12We were at the Daryls yesterday.
19:14We fed King.
19:15Okay, that's it.
19:16Line up.
19:17You're all going to die.
19:18See?
19:18Line up.
19:18I'm going to shoot you up.
19:19Hi.
19:19Ah, Ron chucked a chook.
19:21Jesus.
19:22Sliding on wheels?
19:24No, I've been here this whole time again.
19:26If you want to know what happened that evening,
19:27the drone was filming around the pub on Sunday night.
19:29I know because I stay in a caravan out back that barely has a roof.
19:33If you got your hands on the drone, it might have filmed on leaving.
19:36Who owns a drone?
19:37I'm not sure, or maybe Satan.
19:39The croc in this cage isn't king.
19:41What?
19:41This is not king.
19:42This croc is missing its skirts.
19:51You shithouse rats.
20:08Collins, where are you?
20:09In here.
20:11I know we're having a triple pen.
20:16Troy did the penis on the billboard.
20:23Hey!
20:26Well, that makes him back to Bo.
20:28To track Bo.
20:29Go, go, go.
20:33Go, go.
20:36Hey!
20:37I don't know where you two have been up to.
20:39You get down, you croc-napping fuckers.
20:41Do not make me chase you.
20:43That croc in King's cage, that's triple pen, isn't it?
20:46So that means it was king in the river with your dad's arm in a joint.
20:49Split up!
20:50Get up!
20:50Mate, don't follow me!
20:52Troy, do not jump in there, Roy.
20:54There is no give in the gravel none, mate!
20:57I told you that it hurts.
21:00We need to question you formally.
21:03Get out of there!
21:05Get out of there!
21:06Come on, Sprat.
21:07You think you can take this Sprat?
21:08Come on!
21:09Want to take me off, come on?
21:10Troy!
21:10Oh, my God, dismount the tiny bike!
21:16Fuck!
21:17Get off, Troy!
21:20Fucking no!
21:22I didn't do nothing!
21:25I didn't do nothing!
21:40I found this at the pub today.
21:44Troy, did you graffiti the same penis and testes onto your father's face?
21:49What?
21:50On the billboard?
21:51No, it was those Landa Crocs wankers.
21:53Yeah, it was me.
21:54Oi!
21:56You dick and bald dad's face!
21:57Hey!
21:58DJ!
21:59DJ!
21:59I said my birthday drawing made him look like a pussy!
22:01Hey, stop that!
22:02Stop it!
22:03Stop it!
22:03Stop it!
22:03I was angry at him.
22:05Troy, mate, come on.
22:06Look at me.
22:08Dads can be tough, yeah?
22:10We know that.
22:11You know, weight of expectation.
22:14It was a lot.
22:15Yeah?
22:15Collins, her dad, he was shit.
22:18He was an actor.
22:19He was in Brigadoon.
22:19No, no, he was a Brigadier in the Defence Force.
22:23The point is, she understands why you didn't want your dad dead.
22:27No, no, no.
22:28Yeah, yeah, no.
22:29You had a fight with your dad at the pub because of your gay dick heart.
22:33No, the fight was because Dad fed Grant Crabbe and then his throat closed over.
22:37Yeah, Dad says allergies for poofs.
22:39Yeah, okay, whatever.
22:40Then after that, you killed your dad, you fed his arm to King, your prehistoric garbage disposal.
22:44That's not what happened.
22:45Yeah, and then King died because he choked on that arm, so you tucked him in the river.
22:49No, King was already, he was already in the river.
22:52You know what?
22:53Sorry, King was already in the river.
22:55Yeah, King got out Saturday night.
22:57The gate was open.
22:58That's why we nicked Triple Pet.
22:59We thought Frank was still in jail.
23:01Dad, yeah, is it our fault that Dad's dead?
23:03Yeah, Troy.
23:04King got out.
23:06And then King ate Dad when Dad fell in the river.
23:09Man, it's fucking circle of life.
23:10Shit, King murdered Dad because we left the gate open.
23:14Collins, these two fuckspanners don't know how Don died.
23:18Agreed.
23:19Oh, fuck yeah.
23:20Troy, Troy, that's enough, DJ.
23:22Shut up.
23:22What the, what?
23:23Hey, where did you two go after the pub on Sunday night?
23:27Home, went home.
23:28Home, he was on his sink.
23:29Twitch.
23:30Troy, yeah, Troy was on his Twitch and I went out with Rabbit setting off some fireworks.
23:35Look, I've got the videos on me socials to prove it.
23:36Look, look, 15 blowjobs all in a row.
23:39Oh, no, thank you.
23:39No, no fellatio.
23:40No, no.
23:41They're a type of firework.
23:42What?
23:43Yeah.
23:44Like this.
23:44Okay, right.
23:45Wait, hang on.
23:46What?
23:46They're our confiscated fireworks, Troy.
23:48Grab them.
23:48No, no, concentrate, please.
23:49So did you see your dad at all?
23:51He was due back at your place after the pub, yes?
23:54No.
23:54No, Dad went to his place.
23:57Is it his place?
23:58What?
23:58I'm not following, no.
23:59He was going to his place.
24:00Yes, but isn't his place your place?
24:02No.
24:02It's our place.
24:03Well, where the fuck is his place, then?
24:05Dad's Donger.
24:06Dead winter, Dad's Donger.
24:11You're on.
24:12Top Man Hot Hits with Beefy and the Skid, where the Mango Madness is setting in, Skiddy.
24:16That's right, Beef.
24:16And big news, Toby the Cadaver Dog has joined the missing backpacker's search, just in time
24:21for Jason Wade's Big Barabash Danza, which kicks off tomorrow in Jerk's River.
24:26Maybe Toby'll have time to dip a rod in Skid.
24:28Maybe, maybe.
24:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:45No.
24:46Come on.
24:47No.
24:48Why the fuck not?
24:49Superintendent Confirmed Forensics is en route, and the Dongle is...
24:52Donger.
24:53It's a portable building, soft G. Roll the N and the G. Donger.
24:57however you pronounce it it is a suspected crime scene so we wait for
25:01them no we make our own destiny I'm going in like fun you are we don't have
25:07gloves we don't have booties and it's all potential evidence in there no okay
25:11I'm gonna get Leo to bring us booties Leo yeah the Jenna tell me about the
25:16drawing why would Leo bring us booties well they were in the shower block when
25:19I was doing my bedtime blog so ask them to help us with this no no no they won't
25:22a journalist is not joining this investigation god Eddie you should have
25:27checked with me first no fire them pay them out if you have to I'm not paying
25:30that's a good thing they just want first dibs on the story so they can turn it
25:33into a podcast what Collins we need more hands okay between the two of us we've
25:39got four hands but none of them know how to turn on a computer Leo can handle that
25:42for us I've got this vibe with it they barely exist like people don't even
25:46notice when they're being interviewed by them I think it's the wind hey Eddie
25:52don't open that I said we were waiting oh I forgot ah considering the Darrell's
26:02place look like the BFG's junk drawer don't get a remarkably clean dongler
26:07dongler it's dongler why is it is it just me or is this place on online no you're
26:19right it is online I'm gonna dip a toe in no you don't just a toe just a fucking
26:24quantitative oh fucking finally cunts Eddie where have you jeez biscuits been
26:29language got a hard on for your swabs despite the ants this is a workplace I've got a
26:33semi I've got a semi-fusel hello thank you we didn't go in hi ma'ams
26:43g'day for you guys
26:50struggling with these Lynn just use a hook grip there hi Lynn hi Kath hi Mary oh hi Kath yep
26:56you look busy yep always got something to do
26:59I don't think it'll all dissolve this oh hello where did you come from good boy oh
27:08I've got a new fishing shirt and a loose tooth as well loose tooth wow is this your dog
27:15what isn't Cherry's dog miss nah it's Mav's dog eh found him on the highway eh well you're cool
27:20calm miss Mav loves cars he stole one once shut up Cherry oh I stole Simon Crean's car once
27:25it was a uni grassroots gorilla thing to protest v deregulation it didn't work can I get a hurricane
27:33drink from McCullough uh yeah sure we can Arnie she's taking us to Ladder Crocs to see Uncle Al oh
27:41good on you Kath I was running out of cans for them to collect cool I'm in the front come
27:46on
27:55okay put me up for this uni placement because Darwin Forensics hasn't hired anyone new since the
28:00Azaria Chamberlain case that's Lauren and Oliver the other interns they're either siblings or they're
28:06dating I can't actually tell which anyway I'm paired with Toby the cadaver dog because according to the
28:12office manager Diane we're in the same pay bracket yeah well I'd get him away from the water big
28:16guys he's in the lunch position there the lunch position ma'am oh shivers um Toby come on Toby here
28:26boy Toby come on Toby good boy isn't he so cute yeah yeah we're all supposed to be on the
28:37backpacker
28:38case but our boss the prof sent us here for the day but I don't mind because I'm back with
28:42my work
28:43commands so Abby oh no sorry why are you happening no that's good oh you didn't want to no okay
28:51I'm
28:51cool okay um how is this investigation going how'd you hear that it's not a spacecraft I assure you I
28:59did not think it was that hover can't run it it no stuff all right I want to talk about
29:08Sunday night
29:08in the pub so is this a potential crime scene ma'am that's what we're trying to figure out Don
29:13was
29:14headed here on Sunday night so we're just looking for anything to indicate what might
29:19have happened did Don make it out here you know was he alone wait man you've just stepped in some
29:24Toby poo no I'll go get you a bag yep great hey man you can lean on me I think
29:34right right yeah oh
29:38is anyone missing a bracelet with straight pride symbols on it and an iced coffee
29:56that your bracelet no all right well we did find it this morning at your dad's Dongra he's what
30:04at the Dongra your dad's Dongra okay were you out there last night no I wasn't I've got five kids
30:12under five and Greg's never changed a nappy so that could be anyone sure but we did see you with
30:18it
30:18yesterday when you told Don Junior Junior he couldn't play with it well so what did I was at the
30:25Dongra last night what's it to you what what's it to us what it what it what it to us
30:29is is that we
30:30think your dad was murdered out there Eddie no just just what yeah yeah what you fully said dad
30:39was in by croc no we fully didn't it was you that said that Amber we know about your dad's
30:4670th how
30:47he force-fed your husband and grant mud crabs and that resulted in a fight where those crabs were
30:52weaponized why didn't you tell us about the crab fight Amber why did you say it was a lovely night
30:58clearly it was there's none of your fucking business that dad is a cunt that dad was a cunt
31:07Amber if you don't tell us why you were out of the Dongra then we're just gonna have to guess
31:11we think you went out there to cover up a bit of a dad murder tell them the truth ams
31:19yeah listen to
31:20you made Amber fuck off all right fine I was out there because I was looking for the money I
31:27didn't
31:27find it because someone else has been out there I could tell because the Dongra's been wished off
31:31its blocks and asides from that I couldn't have killed him because I was at the hospital all Sunday
31:35night with Grant because his throat closed over shut up what wait what money the money he wants back the
31:40money who wants back him fucking him Jason Wade that land of crocs paid dad 300 grand and now he
31:48wants
31:49it back can I go I got meat in the car so Jason Wade grew up in Adelaide and attended
31:57an elite boys
31:58college that was burned down by its own old boys when it went co-ed he has no prize just
32:02a caution for
32:03driving 170 kilometers in a 160 schools are you okay no I'm not I'm police Leo and all of this
32:10is
32:11official police business uh-huh I know so if you publish anything about this case before a suspect is
32:18convicted of this crime then not only would justice not be served for the victim but the law will come
32:25down on you with the force of a hypernova do you understand I do good but also if you don't
32:32solve this
32:32case I'm just gonna bin the whole thing because nobody wants to hear about losers where was I
32:37anybody want you yeah I suck via good beer Jason is the star and creator of Jason Wade's adventures
32:45down under and the marine spin-off Jason Wade's adventures down under goes more down under eight
32:50years ago he opened Jason Wade's land of crops and other animals wildlife park near Dirks River oh
32:58no I'm done oh okay all right great well we'll head to land of crops now three hundred and fifty
33:07dollars we got this car yesterday is this normal yes detectives hold up get a moon boot you don't
33:14answer your phone yeah because it might be a bill well it wasn't a bill it was me I was
33:18calling because a
33:19local man by the name of mr. rabbit reported a body part in the river it's in the water off
33:26Dickies
33:27knob okay great well I know a ranger that would love to take you on a boat to collect no
33:32no no see
33:33my shift ends in ten minutes oh no don't look at me I didn't bring my goggles I'm off to
33:44land of crocs
33:49all right get out you munger busted meats get out did you know child protection services now has an
33:57app that is key in your 26 digit client being for access you're speaking is Ellen hi hello hello hi
34:06Ellen Ellen is it yes Ellen hi um I'm Michaela Morris and I've recently become the kinship carer for my
34:11nephew maverick one moment please no don't put me on hold Ellen connecting you with kinship services
34:16now thank you fuck at least fucking loom me up before you fuck me like this you run it's another
34:30big day
34:39I need to speak with Jason Wade the office isn't answering yes sorry it's not during school holidays
34:45what I don't that's $75 please I'm police unless your family for it's $75 please right right yep
34:57no I don't need that I'm just I'm just gonna try and find yeah I just need to know where
35:02I don't get
35:02to get here right thanks next could you directly towards back of house thank you so much stand on
35:10the black X there I just need to be directed towards back of house okay that's okay he's to your
35:15left so
35:16look up at him super scared who's that bitch oh at 3 p.m. Kate and Kate are going into
35:22the tube of doom
35:23and then at 4 p.m. folks we had the city grunter feeding with me Roisin okay but starting now
35:31in the process here
35:32let's go for a place right okay it's croc feeding time the big fella thanks for Shane take the seat
35:38folks
35:39welcome welcome good day everyone my name is Al and I'm the land of crocs and other animals indigenous ambassador
35:48can we just take your seat please now now this has been my people's country since time immemorial
36:04today I welcome everyone in the crocosphere to my country
36:17caring for country respecting country and all its creatures why does uncle have that yidaki he doesn't even know how
36:24to play
36:24like dungalaba dungalaba is language for my total the saltwater crocodile and now a special surprise for you all the
36:38top end's favorite son Jason Wayne
36:46thanks everybody give it up for him I'll tell you what folks no one knows these rivers and these crocs
36:52better than Al Maydow
36:53we'd all learn so much
36:59g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day my name is Jason Wade
37:06I might host a couple of TV shows for fans in the house love it but seriously we all know
37:13who the real star of today is
37:15ladies and gents give it up for big fella
37:20let's get him out here and give him a feed
37:31yeah so moonboot said that rabbit said that the body part was up around this way
37:36so we just got to go at that um
37:37tribe tribe to be true
37:40three uh
37:41boy yeah dicky's not sorry can we just head downstream miffy
37:45it's mickey do you seriously not remember me mickey morris we went to school together
37:51oh come on it was you me my cousins a bunch of white dogs talking racist shit about us even
37:57though they only shared one fucking face between them like it was a bomb come on
38:00you can't hang me at home heck yeah because i'd invite you out for darts at the creepy face tree
38:05and you'd dog me every time
38:06yeah cool so what's been happening you still school
38:11i'm 44
38:12no shit me too
38:13hey i reckon we need to go to where the crocodile and sunnies is
38:17you do realize that's an activity map for kids hard hard left i reckon miffy
38:28is that your sonar or works works
38:32that's a bull shark i know bull shark give birth to a live young
38:36like him you gave birth to your life young
38:41is that is that how it happened what's that one is that a sawfish sawfish cut their prey in half
38:48with
38:48their nose it's not a sawfish all right i know what a sawfish is and that's not a sawfish
38:53worse than my kids is it a torso
38:58oh bugger it's just a foot that's not going to help us unless dawn died of tinea
39:02uh where's its big toe what's that sound the hovercats yes
39:16shit shot my ass
39:21i'm investigating don daryl's death okay and you've spoken to amber daryl i have
39:27and your name came up you think there's something going on with me and amber
39:30uh no that is not what i thought
39:33dulcie come on detective is fine how do i put this politely my wife
39:38ah eletheia is a former runner-up miss australia she's one fashion on the fields she's beautiful
39:44yeah have a look at her cover of maxim pre-kids of course that's really not necessary for me to
39:48see
39:49your wife's photos but you get it though right oh if i have an affair it won't be with someone
39:54like
39:54amber daryl she doesn't even register as a woman to me well that is not why your name came up
39:59she told us about the three hundred thousand dollars oh that oh you'll be worried there for
40:06a second dulcie detective why did you give don daryl three hundred thousand dollars it's the boy king
40:14the biggest croc in the territory i've been trying to buy him for years i knew the daryls were struggling
40:19so i made don an offer he couldn't refuse i paid him the cash friday hmm gonna need that back
40:25obviously
40:26now that he's dead don okay i can wait till after the funeral i don't need the cash obviously
40:32make more than that each week of hurricane drinks yeah that makes sense they are 35 a pop
40:37can't believe you thought i was having an affair with amber daryl not what i thought so anyway uh
40:45mrs and i have an event to get to repair ambassadors so uh let me walk you out i'll see
40:50if i can
40:51remember where the staff exit is not on the ground much anymore just uh flat chat filming my show editing
40:56season 12 right now and then we're going to do a series where i'll drive a fast car over a
41:00salt lake
41:01just back and forth me and big russ russell crow
41:19hey leo i shot down the hovercats so i need you to see if there's any footage on the drone
41:25of don
41:26leaving the pup so yeah all right action you to action that come on quick dicks leo
41:33that's a foot don't worry about that eddie i met the most amazing dog today awesome yeah great look
41:44his name boss i'm a bit too busy to talk about dogs right now okay hey um leo can we
41:48hurry this up i
41:49need to get this foot to forensics before it gets soupy there is footage saved on this drone is there
41:54anything from sunday night okay i'm going outside lozzy okay oh bloody hell that was a monumental
42:05waste of time there is absolutely nothing here to suggest this is a crime scene yeah because
42:09someone's hosed the site down oliver i mean look there's water runoff even though it hasn't rained
42:14here since last april of course it's rained here since then ali that's ridiculous no it's the tropics grab
42:18toby yeah we're leaving lozzy let's get out of here toby where are you toby toby
42:31freak freak freak freak the lunch position toby
42:40toby toby is that you
42:47oliver toby found a tow it is the clam scene no toby that's evident toby no
42:58yeah this is good leo but there's no one around the joint's dead looks like a model railway just
43:03go around the corner i can't turn the camera around i'm not controlling it
43:06Nah, I've seen people do it.
43:08No, you've seen Google Street View.
43:10Oh, that's just me.
43:12It's 76 photos of boss.
43:13Cool.
43:14No, no, don't go away.
43:16I haven't seen Don leave the pub.
43:18Where are you going now?
43:19Wait.
43:20I know where that is.
43:23That's near Don's donger.
43:26That's his bloody duty.
43:29G'day, g'day.
43:32Who do we have here, then?
43:34So I'm doing K2, then Denali, then Everest with our geo.
43:38And then I'm back here for a six-parter where we barbecue fish on the beach.
43:42Sounds fun.
43:42Jason, I also will need your whereabouts for last Sunday night.
43:46My PA's not my director, so just give them a call.
43:48Who are they?
43:48This is the exit.
43:49Do you need a selfie with me to show the girls back home?
43:51Uh, no, I think the girls are fine.
43:53Great, great.
43:54Awesome, awesome.
43:55Really great to meet you, Dolphin.
43:56Oh, really special.
43:57Okay, take care.
43:58And your PA's contacts.
43:59I need to get them up as a prayer.
44:02Mmm.
44:04That was, yeah.
44:16Eddie.
44:18Collins.
44:19There was someone else out of Don's donger.
44:21They got picked up on the drone on Sunday night.
44:23They're dragging Don's body up the jetty.
44:25What?
44:25Can you tell who it is?
44:27It's Chomp.
44:28Sorry.
44:29It's who?
44:29Oh, God.
44:30Chomp from Land of Crocs.
44:32He's our killer.
44:33What's that?
44:34Collins?
44:34Collins, you still there?
44:44Hey!
44:44Hey!
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