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00:00Has your partner ever offered an explanation as to what she was doing at Barra Creek the night Detective Bushman
00:05was shot?
00:05Ah, no she hasn't.
00:07They're reopening Bushy's case. They found the fucking bullet in my Land Cruiser, mate.
00:11It was you that called it in.
00:12You have consistently and repeatedly lied to me.
00:16They found something on the security cameras at the HQ car park.
00:19It shows Bushy leaving in his ute and then seen after.
00:23Eddie drives that half-three-minute cruiser.
00:25You think Eddie killed Bushy?
00:27I think that we need to let the investigation run its course.
00:30Dulcie would never have done that to Eddie. I don't see Dulcie at all in this decision.
00:35Everybody should be asking why Bushy was in Barra Creek. It doesn't matter why you're in Barra Creek.
00:40Leo and I just found Astrid and Ebba.
00:42Fuck, they're still alive.
00:43Leo figured out Don's message. He was saying he knew who killed those skinny little girls.
00:48His words, not mine.
00:50Don knew which psycho was killing those salties.
00:53Astrid and Ebba were actually showing Don this business card.
00:55They got it from a guy who said he was a liaison for this business called Lisa.
00:59Because they were growing up in helicopters and shooting crocodiles.
01:02They're hunting them.
01:03Trophy hunting.
01:04It's a burner, ma'am. Before today, it was only used to call one other number.
01:08Call the number, Bigot.
01:12Who the fuck is this?
01:30What are you doing here?
01:31You're not supposed to be doing this.
01:33You're a cop.
01:34Yes, I know I am a cop. That is why I am here.
01:37Triviantic protected species is profoundly illegal regime.
01:40Yeah, but this is my first shift. I didn't know it was crow hunting.
01:43Let's go!
01:43Fucking cash and hand jobs. It's always something disgusting. Or illegal. Or both.
01:47Okay, let's get in there, boys.
01:48All right, let's go!
01:50I need to get out of here.
01:51Yeah, so do I.
01:52I teach great three back in Dublin.
01:53I'm not about to get locked up from one of your poxy detention centers.
01:56Where is your car?
01:57No, no, I'm fucking going!
01:58Let's go!
01:58Jesus!
02:00Okay.
02:01You can just come for me.
02:03This way.
02:06Let's get in, boys!
02:07Come on!
02:08My phone's in the chopper. Where's yours?
02:10My phone's dead.
02:14Okay, I'll fuck this guy. He lives on an avocado farm not far from here.
02:18We can go there, charge your phone, we can call someone to pick us up.
02:21How far away is it?
02:22Just 25 Ks.
02:22What?
02:23We'll be there by sunrise.
02:24Come on, Ducky.
02:33Come on, Ducky.
02:51You two are really lucky we were out on the road.
02:54Leo and I just dropped the backpackers off at the airport.
02:57They made us keep it a secret that they were alive until after they left so they didn't
03:00have to deal with Ebba's ex.
03:02And look, technically we should have reported it to the authorities, but when your actions
03:06hurt real people, then everybody knows you just have to do the right thing, Rasheed.
03:10Okay, Abby, I know that I stuffed up.
03:12Oh, you reckon, cunt?
03:15Yes, I do reckon. And I am trying to get Eddie out of this mess.
03:19That you dump them in?
03:20Yes, that I dump them in.
03:22Leo would never do that to me.
03:23Please, leave me out.
03:24Also, as if Eddie killed Bushy.
03:26All right, okay, I know that Eddie didn't kill Bushy.
03:30I think that Bushy was murdered by someone involved with Jason Wade because he uncovered
03:34the Croc safaris.
03:36But there is footage of Eddie following Bushy out of City HQ, and a bullet from Bushy's
03:42murder weapon was found in Eddie's Torchland Cruiser.
03:44So, until we have a reasonable explanation for that five-star buffet of evidence, there is
03:50no way those detectives will drop Eddie as a suspect.
03:54Cass, I love you so much.
03:56I love you too, so much.
03:58But, Doss, those detectives are in our camper van with two police officers.
04:01They said they had a breakthrough, and now they're bagging up all of Eddie's things.
04:04Our piss bucket, their sports bras, Bushy's fuck-off, I'm fishing hat, even her coat cans.
04:09Dossy, they're collecting Eddie's DNA.
04:11I heard them say they're taking them to the crime scene in the DR.
04:14Okay, Cass, everybody, we need to stall those detectives in whatever way you can.
04:19Not you, Rasheed.
04:20Oh, thank you, baby Jesus.
04:22Abby, do you have any idea where Eddie might be?
04:24Um, in the rivers of the sea, there are crocs unseen, and now this biggest mob, but they're
04:30moving upstream.
04:32Crocodiles are deadly.
04:32Stay still.
04:33Oh, yeah.
04:34Oi, did you know about Jason's weight croc hunting safari?
04:38You're done.
04:39That's 80 bucks.
04:39Was there last night?
04:40Was there a hunt time?
04:41There was, hey?
04:42Oh, no, words instead of fists, Mick.
04:43That's your rule.
04:44You coconut.
04:44You said that you were going to work at Lander Crocs to learn the ropes for our cultural centre.
04:48But as soon as you put on that poxy croc lanyard, you started power tripping, ignoring your
04:52cultural responsibilities, waxing your thighs.
04:54And now I find out that you're in that day walker's chopper hunting our totem.
04:58No, I don't go on the hunts.
04:59I'm on the ground, Mick.
05:01Spud uses the drone to find the shock crocs.
05:02And Jason gets me to collect them in an esky because he knows that it's not illegal for
05:06me to have them.
05:07What?
05:07Why isn't it illegal?
05:08It's cultural reasons.
05:09None of your business.
05:10Look, I'm really sorry, Mick.
05:12I tried to quit.
05:13But Jason said I'm in too deep now.
05:14I'm scared of him, sis.
05:15True God, the dude doesn't blink.
05:17Who that?
05:17Those detectives?
05:18Collins.
05:19I'm not answering.
05:20She's dead to me.
05:21Okay, Al.
05:22So you're not one of the big boys playing kill, kill, bang, bangs.
05:25But who is involved?
05:26Whose card is this?
05:28We know it belongs to Wade's liaison.
05:30We think this bloke bumped off Don Darrell.
05:32But he's dangerous, Al.
05:33He's a dangerous liaison.
05:34Dude, as if Jason would tell me who they are.
05:36I'm just black cladding.
05:38Hang on.
05:38Did you just say they?
05:39Mm-hmm.
05:39Wait.
05:40Is it Leo?
05:42Fuck, mementos.
05:44Oh, it's always the ones you least expect.
05:46Fucking rolled again.
05:47No, they, because there's been more than one liaison.
05:50They got rid of the first one six months ago.
05:52Shit, ready?
05:53That's why there's two numbers on the card.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Okay.
05:57Okay, so we just need to connect Jason with these hunts and a hit on Don.
06:01He's using a burner to call these liaisons.
06:03We've got to find it.
06:04Bucknuss, can you get us into his office?
06:05It's Dulcy.
06:06I know Eddie didn't kill Bushy.
06:08This is all my fault.
06:09I spent the night trying to make this right.
06:10She keeps going, apologizing, listing her mistakes.
06:13Hey.
06:13Shame.
06:14Did she have an affair?
06:14Give me that.
06:15Oh, excuse me.
06:16You're on the hook for murder, and she wants to help get you off.
06:18No, that's not our vibe at all.
06:20Get off.
06:20No, I meant to legally, not sexually.
06:22Oh, my goodness.
06:23I'm getting all flustered because you're making me defend a cop, and your hair's all out.
06:27Can I go?
06:28No.
06:29Ready?
06:30I'm sick of your dead to me shit.
06:31Look, I know that what Dulcy did was a dog act, okay?
06:34But she's trying to take responsibility and fix it.
06:36Yeah, she fucked up, but you fucked up too.
06:39And fucked up places create fucked up people that do fucked up things.
06:42Nothing here is ever black and white.
06:44Zebras are.
06:44And actually, you know what?
06:46Actually, if you think I'm a fuck up as well, then I'll just go.
06:49So you're binning yourself now?
06:50No, you're binning me.
06:51I don't bin people.
06:53That's proper carceral thinking.
06:54You need to decolonise your mind, sis.
06:56Do the work, because I'm trying to keep you.
06:59Hey, I could break into Jason's office.
07:02Huh?
07:02Yeah.
07:03I could.
07:04I could sneak in.
07:05I can wear the chomp costume.
07:06Try and find his Lisa burner.
07:07You sneak in.
07:09But he can't even do Guna quietly.
07:10No, no, no.
07:10Me and Reddy will go.
07:11You take the kids fishing.
07:12Oh, Mick, it's about the storm.
07:14Al, where do you get this fishing show from?
07:17What?
07:18Oh, that's my Lisa uniform.
07:20Hey, Clay.
07:20I've got another charger for that phone you mopped down in the DR.
07:24Excuse me?
07:25That you found in the where now?
07:26They found a flip phone out in the land cruise near Rogers.
07:28Clay, you said you played Cool Tree.
07:30Sorry, Mel.
07:31You went to the DR.
07:32Oh, my...
07:32Hey, where you go?
07:33Cuba.
07:34What?
07:34I'm off to drink my heaters in the sun.
07:36Freddy, what about Jason's burner?
07:42Sorry, I'm confused.
07:44Diane said that you had a rapid DNA testing machine out here.
07:47Yeah, Diane has a drinking problem.
07:49She hides vodka in an amber pair.
07:51It's really sad.
07:51So it'll be three days, unfortunately, to DNA test your evidence there.
07:55Yeah, everything takes longer up here because of the road trains.
07:59OK, well, in order to make an arrest, we need to establish a forensic link between our murder
08:04suspect, whose DNA is all over this evidence, and the biological matter found on the bullet
08:09from the cruiser.
08:09What?
08:10So, this testing needs to be prioritised.
08:13We're very behind as it is thanks to a chatty lesbian who gave us terrible directions.
08:17Erin?
08:18What?
08:18She sent us to a fishing comp, Rachel.
08:20Her lesbianism is irrelevant.
08:22She's the one who called herself a city licker.
08:24OK, no overheating.
08:25Just go to the car and turn the air con on.
08:27Yeah.
08:28I just want to go to the wave pool.
08:30I apologise about Detective Wilson.
08:32She has perimenopausal.
08:34They denied her HRT.
08:35It's medical misogyny, and it's ruining my life.
08:37If you could get us an ETA on the results as soon as you can, thank you.
08:41Lauren and Oliver, and no worries.
08:43Right, you have the car keys.
08:46Yes.
08:46All right, I'm coming.
08:47Abby, Abby, come on, let's go.
08:50We've got Eddie's stuff.
08:51We've already stalled the detectives, and this paper onesie is not going to fool them for
08:55long.
08:55I look like a toddler going to the snow.
08:57No, I'm trying to find the bullet.
08:59That hormonal detective said there's biomatter on it.
09:01She thinks it's probably Eddie's DNA, but she's wrong.
09:04Stop it.
09:04Okay, and maybe whoever's DNA is on it is, well, she's murderer, but I can't find it.
09:09Stop.
09:09She's going to go to jail.
09:11Stop it.
09:11They're going to hear us.
09:12Hello, champ.
09:13Question.
09:14Can you do a rapid DNA test on this?
09:19100% I can, champ.
09:21Good man.
09:23What?
09:23What is it?
09:34Eddie.
09:37I called Mickey.
09:39She said you're off to drink mojitos in the sun, but the detectives aren't with me,
09:43and I'm not going to tell them that you're here.
09:48I'm so sorry, Eddie.
09:53I...
09:57I've been completely off on one since we arrived up here, or, you know, more globally since birth.
10:07Oh, but that doesn't excuse the harm that I have caused you, and I am going to work myself
10:14into a nub to clear your name.
10:18And I would work that nub into an even smaller nub to fix us two, but I also know that
10:22that
10:23is not happening, and I know that I am dead to you, so...
10:30I just...
10:36I just wish that I had been more careful with my best friend, because I would do anything
10:45to get them back.
10:48Them her.
10:50I'd do anything to get them her back.
10:51Yes, them her.
10:52Sorry.
10:53Great.
11:02Okay, thank you.
11:03I'll leave you alone.
11:04Thanks, Eddie.
11:06You do anything?
11:08Ah, yep.
11:09Yes.
11:10Yes?
11:14Lie on the ground.
11:16I beg your pardon?
11:18Right, yes.
11:19Lie on the ground.
11:21Yes.
11:23Roll over.
11:25Uh-huh.
11:27Expose your belly.
11:28Full submission.
11:30Uh, like this?
11:32Yes.
11:32Okay.
11:34Do your dog hands.
11:37Oh.
11:38Wimper.
11:47All right, that's enough.
11:48You're making it grog yourself.
11:49Just get up here.
11:51Really?
11:51Really?
11:52Yeah, I just said that, didn't I?
11:55I just...
11:58Oh, fuck me.
11:59Oh, fuck me.
12:00Sorry.
12:01Oh.
12:01Oh, sorry.
12:03Oh, horse mounting a horse.
12:04I didn't mean to put my face so close.
12:07Oh, that's a cramp.
12:10I got it.
12:11I got it.
12:17I got it.
12:19Eddie, I found that coaster in Bushy's box.
12:22The one that you told Wilson and Green about.
12:27Eddie Bushy wasn't out at Barra Creek that night because he was having an affair.
12:31I think that Jason ordered a hit on Don because he knew too much and I think he did the
12:38same to Bushy.
12:39I think Bushy was killed because he was investigating Jason's croc hunts.
12:42Bushy wasn't investigating the hunts.
12:47This is his shirt.
12:49The one I told you about.
12:50Croc on the front, dropper on the back.
12:52He didn't uncover those hunts.
12:56He was in on them.
13:19Smell that storm brewing, Pad?
13:20I brought you today's electro-smog readings.
13:22They're off the charts.
13:23Look, tongs don't lie.
13:25Yeah, all right.
13:26I'll make sure Senior Sergeant Ferguson gets these, Rog.
13:29Oh, of course.
13:30It's your last day.
13:31How was your retirement party?
13:33Oh, yeah.
13:34It was a rip-snorter.
13:35Oh, good luck, Pat.
13:37All the best.
13:42DJ.
13:43How you holding up, love?
13:44Big day.
13:47Right?
13:49Yep, okay.
13:50We're right there.
14:00DJ, what's the point of a fucking duck boat that can't go in the water?
14:15Because it looks sick.
14:16Useless as a dick on a hammer.
14:18You lot are going to have to clear out of here for Don's funeral, okay?
14:21Come on.
14:22Hey.
14:22On your way.
14:23I think I've got something.
14:24What is it, Matt?
14:25What is it?
14:25Corky?
14:25Cherry, get the mat.
14:26Get in here.
14:27Keep the run up high.
14:28That's here.
14:28I'll get the mat.
14:29Okay, I got it.
14:29I got it.
14:30Lift it up.
14:31Oh, look at it.
14:32Look at it.
14:32Look at it.
14:32Yep, okay.
14:33All right.
14:34We'll just get that sorted and then get out of here, all right?
14:36Hang on, what's that on his fin?
14:38Holy crap.
14:39That's the golden tag.
14:40What?
14:46Okay, okay, calm down, calm down.
14:48No, no, the golden barra is an over-18s competition.
14:52No worries.
14:53I'll say I caught it.
14:54Yeah, I caught it!
14:56Yeah, but you didn't catch it, did you, Al?
15:00That's okay.
15:00I still caught it, didn't I?
15:02Yeah, yeah, but you didn't play by the competition rules, Mav.
15:05So you don't get rewarded for that, all right?
15:07You didn't win.
15:08So just put the fish back in the water, please, Maverick.
15:11No, if I was a white kid, you wouldn't make me put it back, would you?
15:13Well, a proper entrant deserves to win.
15:18Put it back now.
15:20That's an order.
15:35Right.
15:36Pack up your stuff and get out of here.
15:39Let's go.
15:41Come on, dog.
15:42Hey.
15:42Hey, Pat, you watch yourself, mate.
15:45You're ten now, okay?
15:47You're not a kid anymore.
15:48And after today, I won't be here.
15:50And that new guy in town, he won't be as forgiving as I am.
15:53So next time you steal a car, yeah, I know about that,
15:57or you decide to get smart with a police officer,
16:00you go to proper prison.
16:02Just like your dad.
16:04Pat.
16:04You hear?
16:05You hear?
16:05You hear?
16:06You hear?
16:20I should have known Bush wasn't having an affair.
16:2395% of this town is blokes named after fucking rodents.
16:27So Bushy was Jason's first liaison?
16:30Yeah.
16:30He was probably some kind of fixer.
16:32That's why he had that burner phone, then there's his schmicko boat,
16:35the jaw water, all paid for with our turbo cunt's dirty coin.
16:40Bush set Frank up.
16:41He lied to me.
16:42Made a joke about friendship.
16:43Fucked my life up all so he could get ahead.
16:45Well, fuck that greedy cunt.
16:47And fuck this revolutionary piece of wearable fucking heart.
16:51No, you love that shirt.
16:53No, you've got to separate the shirt from the man.
16:55No, leave it.
16:55There's Rupert all over the dirt.
16:57I'll pop it through the hot wash.
16:58I don't want it.
16:59I just...
17:04I didn't kill him.
17:06Someone's stitching me up.
17:08Who is it?
17:09Hey, we will figure it out, okay?
17:12But in order to do that, Eddie, you need to be honest with me.
17:17Why were you in Barrow Creek that night?
17:24Look, any information...
17:27Yes, I know.
17:28I'm trying to have a moment here.
17:29Yeah, go on.
17:29Yep, oh, shut up.
17:30Go on.
17:30Go on, Eddie.
17:35That night at HQ, Bushy told me that he'd put a request in.
17:41For a new partner.
17:44I had a go at him and he cracked the shits and took off.
17:48So I really got on the piss.
17:51I power spewed.
17:53Tasted like bananas.
17:55You know how you can taste the food in your nose?
17:57No, not at all.
17:58Not at all.
17:59Then Sprog started licking the spew.
18:01This Bushy left him behind, you see.
18:03Okay, sorry.
18:04So Sprog is Bushy's child.
18:07Yeah, his dog.
18:08He was a Darwin special.
18:12He was the best dog in the world.
18:13Okay.
18:15Farts that tasted like beef lasagna.
18:18Oh, that's unnecessarily descriptive.
18:21I don't know if you know this, Collins, but I have this real problem relegating my emotions.
18:29Oh.
18:30Anyway, that night, the rage, the grog really got to me.
18:36I was angry at Bush for pinning me.
18:38So I put Sprog in the cruiser.
18:43Yeah.
18:45And I headed out to Barracreek and I...
18:52And I fed him to Triple Pen.
19:03Right.
19:07Right.
19:09So, so, sorry, that is your big secret, that you fed Bushy's dog to your family crocodile.
19:17Yeah.
19:18You should probably rename him Quadruple Pet now.
19:21Oh, my God.
19:22Or I wish I'd just go back to that night, you know?
19:25Just fucking stop myself, like that baby Hitler hypothetical.
19:29Eddie, why didn't you just tell me all of this?
19:32Because Cap loves dogs.
19:35She can't know about this.
19:36She sends me 25 photos of dogs a day.
19:39Dogs that are complete strangers to both of us.
19:44So anyway, that's what happened that night.
19:46That's the whole picture, the full Mona Lisa's smile.
19:51I killed a dog, but I didn't kill a man.
19:54Okay, okay.
19:55So, so Bushy left City HQ.
19:58You followed him in your Land Cruiser with Sprog.
20:01Pat pulled you over, left the car on the side of the road.
20:03Was that before or after Sprog was dispatched?
20:08No, that, that's not what happened.
20:09I didn't follow Bushy.
20:11What?
20:11I didn't follow him.
20:12No, the detective saw footage from HQ car park.
20:16They saw you follow him in your cruiser.
20:17No, I told you, I just kept pissing on.
20:19Sprog and I left way later.
20:20The drag queens and knob across the alley were getting ready to piff frangers at the HQ windows.
20:25We must have left at 10 o'clock at least.
20:29Okay, I need to have a look at the footage of that night.
20:33You're leaving.
20:33I need to see what happened.
20:34Darwin HQ aren't going to show you what they've got.
20:36Yeah, I know they won't.
20:37And you need to stay here.
20:39Wilson and Green are out there trawling for you like squid.
20:43No, I'm coming with you.
20:44No, sorry, I can't hear you.
20:45Get a couple of farts.
20:46It's going to be good to go.
20:47Boundless call.
20:56You're hiding out.
21:01You've called Michaela Evans.
21:02Can't leave a message and I shall return it at my soonest opportunity.
21:06Vicky, it's Dulcy.
21:08Did you say your cousin worked at a nightclub in Darwin?
21:12My good sir.
21:13My good sir.
21:15Weave your magic.
21:16Can do me, old chum.
21:17I hate you.
21:19Abby, I've hit my code switching limit for the year.
21:21This is doing neural damage now.
21:22Let's go.
21:22Yep, there was DNA on the bullet, so I'm sending myself the results.
21:25Allie!
21:26Don't hide behind that small child.
21:28I know it's you.
21:30Toby tipped me off.
21:31I'm dobbing on you to the pro.
21:32Lauren, if you...
21:32And stop on me and my anonymous new friend.
21:34I'm going to tell everyone that you and Oliver are having sex.
21:37And don't deny it because I'm staying in the room next to you.
21:39And I know what shit sex sounds like
21:41because that's the only kind of sex I've ever had.
21:44And you two are definitely having it,
21:46even though you're blood relatives,
21:48which makes you the incest twins.
21:51And fuck you too, Toby.
21:52You're going to be dead in five years
21:54and I'm going to piss on your grave.
21:57I've got the file.
21:58Move!
21:59Dude, slow down.
22:00I'm in flat forms.
22:12Kat?
22:12I'm out here, Lynn.
22:14The storm will hit soon.
22:15I'm doing the bus run for the funeral.
22:16You right here?
22:17Yeah.
22:17Hey, take these ponchos in case it starts raining.
22:19Do you want me to bring in Roger's art?
22:21Yeah, bring it all in.
22:22When the wind picks up, they turn into missiles.
22:28Hi, ma'am.
22:29I'm fixing your car around door.
22:30Oh, you don't have to do that now.
22:32It's about to bucket down.
22:33I am all right.
22:41Just swallow it, you motherfucker.
22:43You can't chew.
22:45I tell you, I ain't knocked that cunt Bushy's block off
22:48for setting me up.
22:49Yeah, well, some cunt's already beaten you to it,
22:51haven't they?
22:51Which cunt?
22:52I don't know which cunt.
22:53If you knew which cunt, I'd nail that cunt to a wall,
22:55wouldn't I?
23:06What was mum like then?
23:08What?
23:08My mum, your wife, who died.
23:12What was she like?
23:15Yeah, she was good.
23:16Oh.
23:17Yeah, great fucking awesome chat, Frank.
23:20Where was she from?
23:22India.
23:23Well, whereabouts in India?
23:24I don't know, someplace.
23:25Someplace, fuck.
23:27Ah.
23:28What?
23:29Fiji.
23:32But...
23:32F...
23:34Fiji's not in India.
23:37Fuck.
23:40What else about it, then?
23:42I don't know, it didn't ask anything else.
23:44Why?
23:47You didn't want to know?
23:48You didn't think I'd want to know?
23:49Oh, I thought we'd have more time for me and her, didn't I?
23:54No, I didn't think I'd have to find out everything about her
23:56and everything about everything else,
23:59because it'd be just me doing it all.
24:02Gita was the one who was good at shit.
24:05Tough as guts, too.
24:10She would have been proud of you.
24:19Well, you want some fucking new blood thinners or something,
24:22don't you?
24:22Shut up, she would have been.
24:23No, she wouldn't be proud of some of the stuff I'd done.
24:26Yeah, well, becoming a copper is a bit of a misstep.
24:28Not becoming a copper, fuck.
24:33I fed triple pet his fourth pet.
24:35I haven't been able to look him in the eye since I got here.
24:38It's hard enough to look him in the eye.
24:39You have to fucking swap between the two.
24:42What the fuck are you on about, Jo?
24:43I fed Sprog to triple pets.
24:45You hung them bones up on the end there to shame me.
24:48That's a fucking goat.
24:51What?
24:52They've got flat teeth.
24:54They eat grass.
24:55No, no, that's...
25:01Where's Sprog been?
25:02I don't bloody know.
25:06Who's this guy here?
25:18How was that?
25:20Shit out.
25:20Thank you for helping Mickey and her budgie, Isaac.
25:24Oh, my God, stop talking.
25:25Okay.
25:26And this is the only camera you have?
25:28Yes.
25:29Just asking.
25:30Okay, that's Bushy leaving now.
25:32What time is this, Isaac?
25:34It's incredibly dark in here.
25:35Yeah, that's because it's a gay club.
25:37Yes, I know.
25:38I am queer too, Isaac.
25:39Well, just because you're a lesbian doesn't make you queer, doll.
25:42Well, it's 7.16pm, see?
25:44Says so on the screen.
25:45That is directly in front of you.
25:47Hang on, that's Eddie leaving now.
25:49Okay.
25:51So, Eddie did follow Bushy.
25:54All right, I'm going out for a smoke.
25:56Are you okay here, Isaac?
25:58Mm-hmm.
26:03Can you go to 10pm?
26:06I will never set foot in here again, Isaac.
26:09That is my solemn vow to you.
26:128, 9, 10pm.
26:15Wait, why is the cruiser back?
26:17I don't know.
26:18I have no opinion on this.
26:24Okay, there's Eddie.
26:28And there's Frog.
26:32No, I don't understand.
26:34Eddie didn't mention anything about leaving HQ twice that night.
26:40Wait.
26:42There's blood on the ground.
26:44That wasn't there before.
26:46Um, uh, Isaac, can you go back to where the land cruiser is returning, please?
26:50I will pay you.
26:51You name your price.
26:52Abby.
26:53Dulcy, we're stuck on a bridge due to wildlife, but there was biomatter on the bullet you found
26:57in Eddie's car.
26:58It doesn't belong to Bushy or Eddie.
27:01I think someone else was in the land cruiser that night.
27:05I don't know who it is, but whoever they are, they have XY chromosomes, they're gluten intolerant,
27:11and have the MZ1R gene variant.
27:14That's the gene that controls pigmentation.
27:17Dulcy, Bushy's killer was a redhead.
27:23He's shot himself in the foot.
27:29Tomorrow's my first official day as sergeant, and so I'm going door-to-door handing out my
27:36homebrew.
27:37Pat said it'd be an effective way to connect with the locals.
27:39Sure.
27:41Yeah.
27:42Everyone loves it.
27:43Stout with notes of banana.
27:55What happened to your moonbeam, moonbeam?
27:58You've been playing with fire.
28:00Dropped my cigarette on it.
28:02Really?
28:03I'd pick you for a smoker.
28:07Yeah.
28:08Well, I am.
28:15You there?
28:16Eddie, it's Luke.
28:17He shot Bushy.
28:18He followed Bushy in your land cruiser.
28:20I think he got shot in the foot somehow, and he drove the land cruiser back to the HQ
28:25maybe to get help, and then moments later you got in it with Sprog.
28:27He's the one that set you up.
28:29He must be Jason's new liaison.
28:33Yeah, g'day Roger.
28:36Is Luke there?
28:37What's that?
28:38Dad left his scooter at your place, the dildo.
28:44Keep him then.
28:45I'm on my way.
28:51All right.
28:53Get up.
28:53Good on ya.
28:54We'll come and pick it up before you go to the funeral.
28:56All right.
28:56See ya, Rog.
28:59Who's that?
29:01Who's that?
29:01He left your scooter at Roger and marries your muppet.
29:04Roger just call him his 5G mobile.
29:08Huh.
29:13What can I offer to lower you off this bridge?
29:16It's not these nuts.
29:18That much is clear to me now.
29:19Okay, Dulcie thinks Luke's the liaison and he probably killed Don.
29:22I just sent a photo of Luke to Astrid and Ebba so when they land in Phuket they can tell
29:26us whether or not he was the guy that gave them the Lisa business card.
29:29I put us all in a group chat, TBC on fun name, but I was thinking Gay's Day isn't Abby.
29:33No, Abby, we've been through this.
29:35Remove me from all group chats.
29:36Holy shit!
29:40That's Don's torso.
29:41No.
29:42It'll confirm his cause of death.
29:43We gotta get it.
29:45Hurry up!
29:49Col, listen, Wilson and Green got it wrong.
29:52It's not Eddie following Bushy in that footage.
29:54It's Luke.
29:56Luke?
29:56God, I've drank his own brew before, Dulce.
29:58I said it was good.
29:59I mean it wasn't, but still.
30:00He's with Eddie now.
30:01Oh shit, is Eddie okay?
30:03Yeah, I don't know.
30:04I'm headed there now.
30:05Okay, I'm bringing a team.
30:07Look, I know Luke looks like a pinky mouse, but he has a gun.
30:10So do not approach him until we arrive, detective.
30:14You've called Al.
30:15Leave a message.
30:16Al, I've been through Jason's office.
30:18I can't find the burner phone.
30:19I can't find fucking anything.
30:21Where's the staff exit?
30:22I'm wandering in the hallways looking like someone's fucking mushroom hallucination.
30:25Wait!
30:25Shit!
30:27Al, you slack fuck.
30:28The fucking fake tan rubbed off on my shorts again.
30:31I look like shit myself.
30:33Jason!
30:34Jason!
30:35What?
30:35There's a message from Ballsack in the group chat.
30:38He reckons that detective's onto us.
30:40Tall one?
30:40Looks like a man?
30:41Nah, the short brown cut in the three quarters.
30:43What the fuck?
30:44You tell that ginger fuck to get her to Dickiesknot.
30:47I'll sort this out myself, huh?
30:51You.
30:52Give those a fucking salt.
30:56Can't find Merv.
30:57Had a run in with Pat.
30:59Fuck.
31:06Mr. Popular, hey?
31:09Anyone I know?
31:11No, I can't find a bottle opener in here.
31:14No worries, Frank.
31:15I'll just MacGyver it open.
31:17Yeah, alright.
31:23No, I can't.
31:24They're for you.
31:25Nah, I guess it's first, Lukey.
31:28I hope it's not as strong as that stuff you made me try at HQ.
31:32Because if it is, you won't remember a thing tomorrow.
31:35People will be filling in the blanks.
31:37Oh, you're breaking into the wave pool.
31:39You got into a fight with an e-scooter.
31:41You murdered your best mate.
31:44That sort of thing.
31:45You know, it's almost like you want me incapacitated now for some reason.
31:53Anyway.
31:54Drink up, main boot.
31:57I fucking insist.
32:04Hey!
32:05Frank, I'm taking your sword!
32:07What?
32:09Fuck.
32:13You can't even be sure it's him, Abby.
32:15It's obviously Don Darryl's torso, Leo.
32:17Just help me get it in.
32:18I need to examine it.
32:19No, just leave it.
32:20That torso belongs to the river now.
32:22Leo, we still don't know the cause of Don Darryl's death, OK?
32:25And it's really hard to prosecute a murder
32:26if you don't have evidence of how they were murdered.
32:29Well, I don't believe in the carceral system,
32:31so my presence is ornamental.
32:33Also, you chose this job, not me.
32:35I'm done with true crime.
32:36White people can find someone else's trauma to listen to
32:38while they use an elliptical at 5am on a Saturday morning.
32:42Um, hang on.
32:44That's weird.
32:44A lot of this damage isn't post-mortem.
32:47Leo, you should see this.
32:48Nope.
32:49I'm not falling for that again.
32:51Seriously, his chest is caved in
32:52and his sternum's been completely pulped.
32:54Oh, my God, no.
32:55Stop talking.
32:56I can taste every word that you're saying, Abby.
32:59Leo, he's got purple striations.
33:01They match the tread of tyres.
33:02Like, big ones.
33:04Oh, shit.
33:05That's fatal crush trauma.
33:06That's what killed him!
33:08He was run over by massive tyres!
33:10Fuck!
33:11The duck boat!
33:12DJ!
33:14What's a duck boat DJ?
33:16Oh!
33:18Oh!
33:21Eddie, we figured out who killed Don Daryl!
33:23Yeah!
33:23It's Luke!
33:24He's the fucking Lisa Legion!
33:25No, it was DJ Daryl!
33:26What?
33:26He ran over him in his duck boat!
33:27I don't think the murders are connected.
33:29Okay, well, come and do a poll.
33:30We'll deal with it later, like paps near results.
33:33Bruce escaped.
33:34He said it's a dickies knob.
33:35I'm going in after him.
33:36I need back up, you guys.
33:38Okay, drop me your pin.
33:39I'm coming out.
33:40Uh, Abby.
33:41The torso went that way.
33:42But Eddie needs help, so thank you so much, Leo, for understanding.
33:45You are the best.
33:45I have to go.
33:46No, Abby, the torso is floating away!
33:48Just taste it down, then!
33:55Lizard!
33:56Don't go any further!
33:57It's Croc City in there!
34:00And now, to your request, it's Dave Dobbin's slice of heaven.
34:04Not now!
34:08Nicky!
34:08Dulcie, I need Jason's Lisa Burner from Land of Crocs, but when I was there...
34:12Dulcie?
34:12Eddie's in danger.
34:13Jason's gone after her.
34:14Yeah, I'm headed to Frank's now.
34:15No, he told some ginger fuck to take her out to Dickie's knob.
34:18I wanted to follow him, but Al can't find Mav and I...
34:21I have kids, Dulcie.
34:22I can't be Batman and just go and save Eddie, even though I really want to.
34:26Eddie wouldn't want you to be Batman, Mickie.
34:28Just find Mav.
34:29Eddie's gonna be okay.
34:30I'm on it.
34:34Mav!
34:36Mav!
34:37Mav!
34:43And now, there's no king of the river,
34:46because now Dad is dead.
34:49We still don't know who murdered and chainsawed up our Dad,
34:53but when we find them, we're gonna rip their dicks off.
34:56The end.
35:05Um, when I was a kid, Dad called me his perfect princess.
35:13But little girls grow up and turn into their mum.
35:16Dad used to say that the sign of me reminded him of mum.
35:19He's dead!
35:21Right.
35:22Nah, that's it.
35:23Troy!
35:24Troy!
35:24Music!
35:24I'm not even done!
35:26I don't care.
35:27Hurry up.
35:27He's gonna piss down.
35:29Bluetooth connected.
35:30Alright, the funeral's over.
35:32Everyone in the wakes of the pub.
35:33Alright.
35:33See yous later.
35:35Quick!
35:36Get up here and help us with these boxes of Dad.
35:38Yep.
35:40Get the shotties!
35:41Get him in the water.
35:42It's what he wanted.
35:52Alright.
35:53Let's get out of here.
35:55Abby, you can go fuck yourself.
35:57What am I meant to do with this?
35:59Put it in my Picanto?
36:01Troy!
36:01Turn the fucking music off!
36:04Um, yep.
36:05Hello?
36:05Hello?
36:06Hey, Detective Lee.
36:08Yeah, it's Angelo from Marketplace.
36:11You called me the other day about the chainsaw I listed?
36:14Um, can I call you back, Angelo?
36:16It's not a great time.
36:17Yeah, nah, look, I won't keep you.
36:18Sorry it was taking me a couple of days.
36:20Bluetooth connected.
36:21I've had a rotten case of gout.
36:23Anyway, yeah, that chainsaw I sold the other week.
36:27The one that you think might have been involved in that Barracreek murder?
36:30Yeah, the bloke who bought it paid cash, so I don't have any details.
36:34Yeah, so I didn't catch his name, but he kept trying to get me to follow him on his socials.
36:40Anyway, none of my business.
36:42I didn't ask questions.
36:43But what I will say is, he was a wiry guy.
36:47Greasy kind of looking bloke.
36:48Like a cooked chook you'd feed to a dog under the table.
36:53You pathetic fuck.
36:55You killed Dad.
36:56DJ, you said that you didn't kill Dad.
36:59No, no, it was fucking Jason Wade who did it.
37:02What?
37:02Because if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have to fucking kill Dad.
37:05So you did kill Dad?
37:06No, no, I didn't.
37:07I didn't kill him.
37:09Fuck!
37:12That's for murdering my dad-in-law.
37:14Dad didn't even like you.
37:15Quit your anaphylactic fuck.
37:18Dad said that he would give best best to me, and then he didn't.
37:22You fucking toddler.
37:24Passed it all over our entire family because things didn't go your way.
37:28You poisoned Dad.
37:29You chopped him up and chucked him in the fucking river.
37:31I didn't chop him and chuck him.
37:34I just poisoned him and then I ran him over.
37:36Who did then, DJ?
37:37He didn't chop and chuck himself, did he?
37:39Get the fuck away from her!
37:41No, you fucking bitch!
37:43Please!
37:48I love you.
37:49I love you so much.
37:51You little maggot!
37:53You shot my mate of honor!
37:57Amber, get away from my son.
38:03Mum, what are you doing?
38:0650 years of marriage.
38:09Working day in and day out.
38:13Hacking up horse for that bastard.
38:16Through seven pregnancies.
38:18And six rounds of chemo.
38:21Your dad said we were retiring.
38:24Gonna travel around Australia in a caravan.
38:26He said he was handing the business over to DJ.
38:30But then he got that hush money out of Jason.
38:32Said we were staying.
38:33He couldn't give up being king of the river.
38:37Well, I wasn't working myself into the grave for that bastard.
38:41Your brother did what needed to be done.
38:45Yeah!
38:46I did what needed to be done!
38:48Alright?
38:49I'm the new alpha!
38:50I'm the river king!
38:53DJ!
38:55Donald Junior!
38:56Come on, DJ!
38:59Come on, DJ!
39:00Come on, stay back!
39:01Don't look!
39:01Don't do it, DJ!
39:02Oh, shit!
39:03It's gonna be alright.
39:04I can look after us.
39:06I know how to do everything.
39:07Mum, it's okay.
39:08I'm here.
39:10I'm here.
39:12I can do it.
39:13I can take care of you.
39:14Don't be so bloody stupid, Amber.
39:17You're just a girl.
39:19A useless fucking girl.
39:32Just get out of here!
39:34Just go!
39:35Leave my mum alone, Mum!
39:45Where?
39:46Where is she?
39:47Where did she go?
39:49Mum!
39:51Mum!
39:54Mum!
40:06Baby, I know you're working with Jason, and you fucking stick me up.
40:10Baby, where are you?
40:16What?
40:33Eddie, where are you?
40:34I'm at the tip of the knot.
40:36I lost Luke.
40:37Luke didn't get the Lisa card to the backpackers.
40:40It was someone else.
40:41What?
40:41Luke, is it the Lisa?
40:44Hey, guys, I can't hear you.
40:46I've got to head back down the shaft, okay?
40:48I'll meet you in the halls.
40:52Eddie!
40:55Eddie!
41:02Luke!
41:03Luke, stop!
41:07Big eyes!
41:08Where are you?
41:12G'day, g'day.
41:15What's your plan here?
41:17You're going to do a little jousting?
41:20Run, rabbit, run.
41:22I'll give you a head start.
41:27Don't go in there, Luke.
41:29It just leads to the river.
41:32Get your hands at the end.
41:43Don't look at me like that.
41:46If he'd have given you the order, you'd have followed in, too.
41:51It's the only way to get in with that lot.
41:53What?
41:54And I deserve my share, too.
41:57In with who, Luke?
41:58Who are you?
42:05Well, Skiddy, it's the end of the Bashnanza.
42:07Sure is, BP.
42:08And nobody caught the Golden Barrow.
42:10No, but who knows?
42:11Maybe it'll still be swimming around next year.
42:13I doubt it, but it'll get eaten by a croc.
42:15Yeah.
42:15Okay, shall we go to some music?
42:17Yeah, this is Pete Murray.
42:18Mev!
42:20Mev!
42:22Hey!
42:24Mev!
42:25Disrespectful shit!
42:30Mev!
42:37You see that, Dalt?
42:39He was going for his weapon, wasn't he?
42:48It's you.
42:50You're working with Jason.
42:55You know, Eddie, Bushy didn't think much of you.
42:59He's always calling you a useless piece of brown shit.
43:04And that new partner of yours, what's her name?
43:07Dulcie?
43:08She doesn't give a fuck about you either.
43:11Yes, she does!
43:12Oh, yeah?
43:13Where is she then?
43:16Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier, Dulce.
43:19It's not that I don't trust you, obviously.
43:21I just wanted you to get a sense of things before we chatted.
43:25Before we chatted, Carl?
43:26Yeah, well, I've been looking for a new recruit for months, you know, and Bushman didn't work out.
43:32I mean, he immediately asked for more money after the Frank McAllister framer.
43:36But then Redcliffe started asking too many questions about what Bushy was up to.
43:42And, I mean, Luke, he was supposed to get rid of Bushy and frame up Eddie.
43:46But to be quite honest, I don't think Luke's a good fit for this.
43:51But you are, Dulcie.
43:54You are incredible at your job.
43:57Unlike these blokes you deal with.
43:58No ego, no dick swinging.
44:00It's just so refreshing.
44:01You are perfect for my team.
44:04I mean, you're exceptional police.
44:05You thrive on structure.
44:07You follow the rules.
44:08And you know when to stretch them to get what you need done.
44:12I mean, that's all this is.
44:13This work with Lisa, we just smooth some pipelines.
44:16It's easy.
44:18Cole's taken a real shine to your mate, Dulcie.
44:21You know, she's been informing on you.
44:23Turned you in and she found that bullet in your car.
44:26In fact, she's with Cole now.
44:29Shelling you out.
44:33Fuck.
44:35I know you can do it, darling.
44:37The way you handled all that stuff with Redcliffe, it just confirmed it for me.
44:41Now, you got in my ear about Eddie Cole.
44:44You lied.
44:45And I listened to you.
44:47No, I just think you needed a bit of a nudge reframing that to save your own career.
44:52I mean, sometimes us fathers have to intervene.
44:55We can't help it.
44:56Where's Eddie?
44:58Jason's with her.
44:59And trust me, Dulcie, even she knows you're better off without her.
45:02Eddie!
45:04I'm here and I'm coming to you.
45:07She's a good liar.
45:08I'll give her that.
45:10Collins!
45:11I'm here!
45:12Come on, Dulcie!
45:14This is a huge professional opportunity.
45:16And don't think you're too good for this.
45:18This is who we are!
45:20Collins!
45:21Jesus!
45:22Dulcie!
45:25Don't make me do this.
45:35You gave this card to the backpackers, Cole.
45:40They remember you.
45:42We're working with a journalist, too.
45:45Oh, they know everything.
45:48So you can't shoot me, Cole.
45:52But by morning, your face, your name, they'll still be everywhere.
46:13Alan!
46:13Alan!
46:13Alan!
46:13Alan!
46:14Alan!
46:27Alan!
46:32I've got you in the funnel, mate.
46:34Give up.
46:41Turn around.
46:51Eddie!
46:52Oh!
46:53Trust a bitch as tall as you to be that fucking lamb!
47:01Don't make me do that!
47:03Ah!
47:03You fucking cut it.
47:04Why fucking do that?
47:05Oh, my God!
47:23Oh, Jesus.
47:29I need backup.
47:31Matt's stolen your camper van, Dulse.
47:33I'm in pursuit.
47:34What?
47:34No, no, no.
47:35He's just a kid.
47:36No, he's a criminal is what he is.
47:39Would have been him that stole your land cruiser that night.
47:41I'm going after him.
47:42No, leave him, Pat.
47:43No, it's not over, Pat.
47:44Leave him.
47:47Pat, stand down.
47:48No, I'm not making you go.
47:49You will run him off the road.
47:51He's ten years old.
47:52He's just a little boy.
47:54No, he's not getting away with this.
48:12Pat!
48:13Pat!
48:13Pat, do I can see him?
48:14No!
48:15No!
48:23Pat!
48:24Pat, do I know I can see him.
48:32No!
48:47Take me down by the jitty lindy
48:54Where the pontoons bump and sway
49:01I miss our early morning whistle
49:09Not to very agree
49:13Waves of the day
49:28Oh, it's gross!
49:30It's gross!
49:30It's fine smell like people's, aren't you, boss?
49:38Where is she?
49:39Over there, Mick.
49:47You're not coming back here.
50:17Hold on your guns
50:19Don't be so
50:43You're coming back here.
51:10Now, what are your plans, Abs?
51:12Will I book Leo and I onto a Croatian booze cruise?
51:15We're going to get our nips out.
51:16Abby, I don't drink.
51:17You've got like 24 years old.
51:19The world's on fire.
51:20Let's just have some fun.
51:21I'm 36.
51:23What?
51:25I'm a hammerhead.
51:31You got a booger?
51:33Yeah, got two.
51:33Yeah, three.
51:40Are you off?
51:41For now.
51:43You had your badging?
51:44Yep.
51:45You?
51:46Oh, I haven't found it yet.
51:48When they do, I'll probably just piff it in the river.
51:51Okay, good.
51:52That's a solid plan.
52:04I love you.
52:06I love you!
52:09It's easy to shout it.
52:12Yeah, okay.
52:13Well, I love you too.
52:32Look at that.
52:34My face is in your tits like you always wanted.
52:36Okay, off you pop.
52:37Go on, get back to your first ever girlfriend.
52:39Tell you what, mate.
52:40How good is Vag?
52:41Yeah, very good.
52:42You always bang on about it.
52:42All right, let's keep your voice down.
52:43Yep, okay.
52:44All right.
52:45Okay.
52:46Hello?
52:47Oi, you mob.
52:48Does anyone know a Lloyd Reynolds?
52:51He's just won a jet ski.
52:52Oh, that's perfect for a jet ski.
52:54Yay!
52:55Woo!
52:55Ice on my window, ice in my heart, falling with thunder, every time we start.
53:07It's been raining for so long.
53:13It's been raining for so long.
53:17Here comes a chorus, just one line down.
53:19Don't you go out in the rain.
53:22Come on.
53:23Come on.
53:25Don't go out in the pouring rain.
53:30Oh, point of an angel.
53:33I think so.
53:34Okay, here we are.
53:35Here we are.
53:37Kath, what is this?
53:41Hey, those are Arca's clouds.
53:43I know they are.
53:48Wait.
53:50Are they storm chasers?
53:52Surprise.
53:53Happy unemployment.
53:56Come on, we'll miss the storm.
54:01Hi, I'm Kath.
54:02This is my wife, Dulcie.
54:04We're on a road trip.
54:06Oh, my God.
54:11Apparently, this storm is a warm-caught, non-frontal, synoptic-scale, low-pressure system.
54:17Are you flirting with me?
54:20Always.
54:23Here we go.
54:25Showtime.
54:33Fuck, I fucking love the weather.
54:38Fuck.
54:43I fucking love the weather.
54:49I want no more.
55:14I want no more.
55:40I want no more.
55:54I want no more.
56:07I want no more.
56:13I want no more.
56:18I want no more.
56:19I want no more.
56:22I want no more.
56:38I want no more.
56:39I want no more.
56:39I want no more.
56:39I want no more.
56:43I want no more.
57:02You
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