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00:00For those of you not binging, this is what happened last time.
00:03Beanie, she's just decided she'd like to spend a little bit of time, or live, with another couple.
00:08You haven't killed Spike.
00:10No one is throwing you out of the group.
00:11Thanks.
00:12But if we don't find him, I can't stay.
00:15Pamela lost Spike.
00:16And everyone's out there looking for him.
00:18You take him and give him to Pamela.
00:20This way no more feels bad.
00:21How often does he have chemotherapy?
00:23Once a week.
00:24If I can extend my time with Marty by one minute, I will.
00:27Why are you dressed like you're going to a wedding?
00:29Because I am.
00:30You know I'm getting married.
00:32To who?
00:32To...
00:32Steve.
00:33Why?
00:39What are you doing here?
00:41This is about John Farnall.
00:54And then I woke up because...
00:56She's not a people person.
00:57Because he was on top of me.
00:58Or a dog person.
00:59Maybe he should go and take that.
01:00Or an anything person.
01:01I've never met anyone more in need of therapy.
01:03Hey, does Beek still do dog therapy?
01:05No, it was making him anxious, ironically.
01:07Oh.
01:07Oh, hey guys.
01:08It turns out I can come to your wedding.
01:10Oh, amazing.
01:11Oh, I'm actually quite nervous.
01:13Just mainly about forgetting my lies.
01:15Steve's making us learn our vows.
01:17So we can look into each other's eyes.
01:18Oh.
01:19You two are adorable.
01:21Hey, what's wrong with the Muppet?
01:22Why isn't he playing?
01:23Hey, what's happening, buddy?
01:25He misses Roland.
01:26Beattie.
01:27I mean, Mrs Beattie, obviously.
01:30Jonah, I have to tell you something.
01:32No, you don't.
01:33No, you don't.
01:33I really, really need to.
01:36Or don't if you don't want to.
01:39But first, I just want to say how sorry I am.
01:41Everyone makes mistakes, Homalia.
01:43And after I say it, you may never want to speak to me ever again, which I completely understand.
01:46Do you have the doggie dress-up day next week?
01:48Yes, I'm going to that.
01:50Homalia?
01:51Last weekend, when you await the wedding.
01:54It was like so long ago.
01:55It was like so long ago.
01:55And I was my knee house.
01:58My knee Spike.
02:00I lost him.
02:02Okay.
02:03What's wrong with Penny?
02:04You understand?
02:04I lost Spike.
02:05It's okay.
02:06No, Marty.
02:42How's it ever?
02:44Why don't you marry her if you're so interested?
02:46Well, if it gets me close to you, maybe I will.
02:49Oh, there's Mia.
02:52Can you go?
02:54Hey, you must miss me twice in one week.
02:58No.
02:59Can I have some money?
03:00I need to buy Mum a birthday present.
03:02Oh, well, leaving it to the last minute.
03:04Wait, is it Beattie?
03:06Hi, baby girl.
03:08Hi, Pookie.
03:09Aw.
03:11Hi.
03:13Hello.
03:15She's forgotten me.
03:17No, she can't see screens.
03:18Unlike you.
03:19Where are you at work?
03:20Yeah.
03:21I've still got a lot to give.
03:23You took Beattie to work?
03:25Yeah, but only because...
03:27I cannot wait to tell Mum.
03:27Yep.
03:28Rolly and Beattie together at last.
03:29Okay, okay.
03:31Can I have cashola, please?
03:32Beattie's dad.
03:33Cashola, yes.
03:34Uh, yeah, just tell me when you've found a present and, um, text me and I'll send it to you.
03:39How are you anyway?
03:40How is it over there?
03:42It's good.
03:44Um, but Mum's making me write all these lists about what I want to do with my life.
03:48She's all positive now.
03:49Just because she's happy.
03:51Are you going to message her?
03:53Why ruin her birthday?
03:56It's confusing for you dad or not, but it'd be worse if you didn't.
04:00I mean, she'd be so hurt.
04:01Yeah, anyway.
04:02And messaging's weird.
04:03You know, like, what are you supposed to say?
04:05But it's way better than not.
04:07Anyway, have you, um, have you found people over there your own age?
04:10Have you, are there places to party?
04:13Ew, don't say party like that.
04:15Really creepy.
04:16Okay.
04:17Oh, can I tell you something if you promise not to get mad?
04:20Uh.
04:20I want to live in L.A.
04:22Uh, after uni.
04:25Maybe instead of?
04:27Oh, well, I mean, yeah, maybe we'll, we'll...
04:30It's okay, fuck that.
04:31Yeah, um, maybe I was marrying an oligarch or come back home.
04:34Oh.
04:35Anyway, I've got to go.
04:37Love you.
04:38Bye.
04:39Wash your hair.
04:40What?
04:48There he is.
04:50Oh.
04:50He got her back.
04:51I knew he would.
04:52Only because we said he was awful.
04:55Does he have to come?
04:56Yes.
05:02Hello.
05:03Listen, I don't want to be here, but, um...
05:06Hello, baby girl.
05:07Did he get you back?
05:08Did the cold, awful man get you back?
05:10Did he?
05:10Yes, he did.
05:11Yes, he did.
05:12You're such a good girl.
05:13Why would anyone let you go?
05:16Penny wants you to come with us.
05:19Is this a kidnap situation?
05:22Because...
05:22Marty's dying.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Yeah, I've been trying to say that since we've...
05:28The vet's coming at six.
05:31Can you just get in?
05:33Oh.
05:35Uh...
05:36Yep.
05:38Can you...
05:39Yeah.
05:40Hi, baby.
05:42Hi, sweetie.
05:45Big jump.
05:46Go.
05:47Good girl.
05:48My jockey.
05:48Oh, watch out.
05:49My jockey.
05:50There you go.
05:58There you go.
06:03Thank you, Erland.
06:05Yeah, no, of course.
06:07Marty just loves you.
06:08God knows why.
06:10So that's why I wanted you to be part of his last day.
06:13Oh, of course.
06:15I mean, I knew this deal would come, but I didn't think it would come this soon.
06:22I'm going to find him the biggest bone in the world, like a cow thigh or something.
06:29Catch you later, mate.
06:30See ya.
06:34Hop in.
06:35Let's wait.
06:36Get in.
06:38Oh.
06:38Good boy.
06:42Hey, you okay?
06:45I mean, obviously not.
06:51What if we sing a song?
06:54You know, write a song for Marty.
06:56Don't you have work?
06:58Yeah, but this is more important.
07:04Yeah.
07:05Yeah?
07:05Yeah.
07:06All right, come on.
07:07You're going to have to share a spot with Spike.
07:10Spike.
07:11Come on, Spike.
07:11Scooch over.
07:13Good boy.
07:43Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
07:45Would you go and chat?
07:48I am never going to judge people with dogs in prams again.
07:51I'm going to get some food.
07:52Oh, I'll come and join you.
07:54If you don't mind.
07:54I do, actually.
07:56But I think Penny wants us to make up.
07:59Oh.
08:00Don't worry about that.
08:02You're forgiven.
08:05Okay, come on.
08:10Hello.
08:19Table for two, thanks, mate.
08:22Sit anywhere, mate.
08:31Why do they have a sign saying, please wait to be seated if you can just sit anywhere?
08:37What can we get you?
08:39I haven't seen a menu yet.
08:40Oh, it's just in the QR code.
08:41I'm not doing that.
08:42A latte and pesto wrap, please.
08:46Could I have some toast, please?
08:48Seated or sourdough?
08:49Sourdough, thanks.
08:49Some spedgemite and a fat white.
08:55Everything is a QR code now, isn't it?
09:03Are earphones not a thing?
09:05Like, do we have to hear every single thing he's listening to?
09:08Or am I right?
09:10What?
09:11What would you talk about if you didn't hate everything?
09:13I hate everything.
09:14You pretty much do.
09:15Well, what do you want to talk about?
09:17Your wedding.
09:18Do you want to talk about your wedding?
09:19No, okay.
09:19How the plan's coming along?
09:20Shut up.
09:22Oh, I know.
09:23Abandonment.
09:23How did it feel when you abandoned Beattie?
09:26How did it feel?
09:26Yeah, it talked me through it.
09:27Was it a relief?
09:28Did it feel good?
09:29Did it excite you to give up your loyal dog to complete strangers?
09:33Or did you regret it?
09:34Did you think, maybe I shouldn't do this to her?
09:36Maybe this dog needs me.
09:37Maybe I can't do this to Emma and Mia.
09:39Okay, for starters, Emma was aware that it was on the cards.
09:41What about Beattie, though?
09:42How did she feel?
09:43How did the dog feel?
09:45Beattie, how did you feel about being abandoned?
09:47Did I abandon you?
09:48She seems fine.
09:49She seems like she's okay.
09:50Oh, lovely.
09:51Thanks.
09:51Lovely.
09:55Anyway.
09:56I'm sorry.
09:58I don't need your apology.
10:00I feel like you do.
10:01You only got her back because I told you to.
10:03No, no.
10:03I got her back because I desperately missed the chat group.
10:06You think we're going to let you back in?
10:07I don't care.
10:08I feel like you really do care.
10:09I really don't care.
10:10I think we do care.
10:10I think we do care.
10:12And toast.
10:15Oh, yum.
10:17Why do they always do this?
10:18I mean, if I wanted to butter my own toast, then I'd just make it myself.
10:21But I've decided to come here and get a professional to do it, but they haven't done it, have they?
10:26Everyone likes it differently.
10:27Yes, yes, that's true.
10:28Everyone likes it differently.
10:29But if you apply that to all the menu, then you'd have pasta with a sauce on the side.
10:34Or you'll wrap just a deconstructed wrap.
10:36You can make it yourself.
10:37But I've decided to come to a cafe and ask the chef to do it.
10:42I mean, otherwise I'd just stay at home.
10:44If only.
10:44How do they know I like it like this?
10:46Either.
10:46Like, maybe I like it burnt or wet.
10:48But I've decided to trust the chef.
10:50You're a very boring man.
10:53Just your type.
11:17Do you know, I've never met anyone with such stupid priorities.
11:21You're clearly unhappy.
11:22Your marriage is falling apart.
11:24You abandoned your dog.
11:25But that stuff, whatever.
11:27But you get mad at the way someone parks their car or whether I say I or me or toast.
11:40I like your flat.
11:42There's a resident in the walls.
11:48You don't have any brothers or sisters?
11:52She.
11:53Lucky you.
11:56I don't mean that.
12:00I don't think.
12:05The booking's for eleven.
12:07Plenty of time.
12:08How's Mia going, Roland?
12:10Uh, good.
12:10Yeah, I think.
12:11Happily ignoring the exchange rates.
12:14You must miss her.
12:15Oh, I forgot. You don't get lonely.
12:22What's your favourite bridge, Sam?
12:25I'm sort of partial to a truss, if I'm honest,
12:28but I don't know, as I get older,
12:30I can really, really appreciate a good cantilever.
12:34Please, you are clearly a tunnel man.
12:37Oh, my!
12:37Oh, whoa!
12:38Sorry, everyone.
12:40Oh, my God.
12:43Oh!
12:44He can fight as much as he likes.
12:46Oh.
12:47Oh.
13:19Poor-fection.
13:21Why do hairdressers and dog groomers always have to use some sort of pun?
13:26Do I want to hear this?
13:28Obviously not.
13:28Well, they have to.
13:29We won't get certification without...
13:31Ernie!
13:32Hi, sir.
13:33Mate.
13:34Roland.
13:34Roland, sorry.
13:35There you go.
13:36Should be about right.
13:36Perfect.
13:37Because it's a waste of our time.
13:38It's amazing.
13:39My time, if I'm honest.
13:40How are you feeling?
13:41Pretty good?
13:41I just did my third poo.
13:43I don't know if I can do this.
13:44Well, they can find another firm.
13:45Of course you can.
13:46I don't remember anything we talked about.
13:48Okay, do that.
13:48No, no, that doesn't matter.
13:49See, it's like game day, you know?
13:52Like, you train all week with the skills and the drills,
13:54but they're in there.
13:55And then on game day, you can just play.
13:57And you trust that they're in there.
13:58So, you know, just...
14:01Play.
14:01Play, yeah.
14:03Exactly.
14:04Oh, there we go.
14:06You're welcome.
14:11It's a nice cuddle.
14:13Oh.
14:14Is he a cuddly guy?
14:16Apparently.
14:23I'm terrified like a bird.
14:30I'm terrified of...
14:34Artie and Penny not being in my life.
14:39About dogs not being in my life.
14:44I mean, I really don't have a lot going on...
14:50in my life.
14:58Hey.
15:00Me and Spike will always be in your life.
15:03Oh, and Roland.
15:04Roland will always be in your life.
15:06It's such a jump scare.
15:07Don't say that.
15:08Whoa.
15:09Yo.
15:10Roland, can you drive?
15:11I want to sit with Marty.
15:12Yep.
15:13So.
15:14Oops.
15:16Hello.
15:17Come on, Marty.
15:18Move over.
15:19Move over so I can get in.
15:20Come on.
15:27Right.
15:29So, um...
15:31Home?
15:35Penny?
15:36You okay?
15:37I want you to bury him in the park.
15:40Under the tree.
15:43Okay.
15:44Oh.
15:45Is that...
15:46Isn't that illegal?
15:48Technically, you need a permit.
15:49And...
15:50Which I don't have.
15:51Right.
15:52Who cares about a permit?
15:53We'll...
15:53We'll do it at midnight.
15:55Really?
16:01Now, we're all still very upset with you, Roland,
16:04about giving Beatty away.
16:06Yeah, no, I picked up on that.
16:08Mm.
16:09But, you know, I did get her back.
16:11Yes.
16:12So there is hope for you.
16:14He still did it in the first place.
16:17It's a particular type of person who can do that.
16:20It's Emma's birthday today, isn't it?
16:21Oh, so great.
16:22Tomorrow over there.
16:22Have you called her?
16:23No, I haven't actually.
16:24Yes.
16:24I just love being dissected like this by you two.
16:27Emma is very special to all of us.
16:35I think you're managing well, Roland.
16:38I think you're managing despite going through
16:40what must be one of the worst periods of your life.
16:43And that is why I can almost understand
16:46your disastrous decision to abandon Beatty.
16:48But now that you've got that sorted,
16:53maybe you can fix your marriage.
16:56Or end it.
16:58Bravely.
17:02In any case, I've said too much.
17:04Now let's go to church.
17:09Okay.
17:11Marty was a loyal friend
17:16To go on and on
17:19Till the planet ends
17:21Marty lived for twelve short years
17:26With a curly tail
17:29And furry ears
17:31Marty was a loyal friend
17:36He'll go on and on
17:38Till the planet ends
17:41Let's let sleeping dogs lie
17:45And let this sleeping dog die
17:57They give dogs last rites
17:59Well, I've given them a lot of money over the years
18:02So they're better
18:09Here
18:10Roland
18:12Give me a hand up the steps
18:13Oh, yeah
18:13Yeah, of course
18:15Right, just have that hand at all
18:21Oh, big fella
18:23Did you do this for all of your other dogs?
18:25No
18:28I'd better not go in
18:29My skin burns in churches
18:31Right
18:32Look, the second thing I wanted to say was
18:34Less for your ears only
18:36You and Sam are very
18:38What's that awful word they use?
18:41Compatible?
18:42And yes, I'm very protective of Sam
18:45So I want you to be careful
18:47Sam is prone to doubt
18:49About her own feelings
18:54See you in a bit
18:55Hello, Roger
19:11Jesus
19:12Yeah, hopefully he's in
19:18My dad died in a church
19:20This church?
19:21No
19:23It was at my mum's funeral
19:26Double sound
19:28Everyone said he died of a broken heart
19:29But they didn't really like each other by then
19:32Relief, maybe
19:34Here lives Clive James
19:36Dead from relief
19:39Not big Clive James
19:41No, idiot
19:43When it happened though
19:44I remember thinking
19:44Why don't we just bury him too
19:46While we're here
19:47You know
19:47But mum would have been
19:48Really annoyed
19:49If we'd made it all about him
19:50Again
19:53Well, it sounds like
19:53He already did that by dying
19:55Yeah
19:56Selfish
19:58Did you get married in a church?
20:00Can't remember
20:03We are
20:04Steve wants to
20:05Well, his parents do
20:07And I don't care
20:07Never mind
20:08So we are
20:13In the same church?
20:14Yes, this is the same church
20:15My dad died in
20:16We get a discount
20:17Really?
20:18No
20:18Oh
20:21In this church?
20:21No, not this church either
20:23There is more than one church
20:46No, not this church either
20:59Oh God
21:01I know
21:02No
21:05I just remember
21:06Jonah and Pamelae
21:07Are probably going to sing
21:09Oh shit
21:10They will, won't they?
21:11Yeah
21:11Is it pathological with them?
21:14It is a bit
21:15Yeah
21:18I could hide his guitar
21:23Yeah, so she's been worked off her feet
21:25And a bit stressed
21:27And now she misses a day at work
21:28And has to spend a day in the car with Roland
21:30I mean, I hope she doesn't kill him
21:32They're here
21:34Oh, okay
21:35Well, that's, uh
21:36That's good
21:38They seem to have, um
21:39She seems to have forgiven him
21:40So that's
21:42It's better than, um
21:43You know
21:44We'll be okay
21:45Not that
21:48Oh, my love
21:49Come here
21:50He's such a handsome boy
21:56He's actually not a mother
21:57You okay?
21:58I have a bit of a surprise
21:59You're coming out
22:00It's okay
22:00Jonah and I have a surprise, too
22:02Yes
22:02I've been sad all day
22:04Should we?
22:05Yeah
22:06Yes
22:08Ta-da!
22:10Oh, my goodness
22:11Oh, God
22:15I know we've been expecting this day
22:18Perhaps some of you have been silently wishing
22:21That I would have taken this step sooner
22:23For Marty's sake
22:26His quality of life has deteriorated significantly over the last few weeks
22:32So
22:33So
22:34If I have delayed the end longer than I should have
22:38Please forgive me
22:41At this stage in life, I
22:42I'm not inclined to commit to another
22:47I have had the privilege of raising several dogs over the years
22:52And I know that they would all agree
22:55When I say, Marty
22:58You are my best boy
23:03Oh, Marty
23:05I have too many memories to say about
23:08You are my best boy
23:10I have been following me around the last
23:12And we've done something more
23:14Trying to distract
23:15To help you
23:15Or
23:17Or
23:17Make you
23:18I will never forget
23:21Oh, son, you're a master.
23:23Oh, God, you're ready to carry on bravely when you assaulted his nation.
23:32Oh, God, you're ready to carry on bravely when you assaulted his nation.
23:35Oh, God, you only see good humans and dogs.
23:43You only see good humans and dogs.
23:46And it stinks.
23:51Only you, tomorrow, could possibly be better than today, but somehow it always is.
24:04Thank you, Marty.
24:08You are my best boy.
24:16The Count.
24:33The Count
24:33I don't know.
25:11Do you want me to bring the shovel back?
25:12I don't know.
25:13Do I need you?
25:15Yes.
25:15Yes.
25:16Bring it.
25:24Um, should we just put him in?
25:27Yeah.
25:28Oh, wait.
25:29His favourite toy.
25:30Oh, shit.
25:30Oh, shit.
25:31What?
25:32Who was?
25:32Oh.
25:42Goodbye.
25:42Good boy.
25:57He doesn't fit.
25:59He definitely, he should definitely.
26:00But he doesn't.
26:01Um, okay, well, do I, should I just, um...
26:04No, God, oh my God.
26:05Oh.
26:06I can't.
26:09Come on, boy.
26:10Oh, I lost you.
26:11Okay.
26:23Shirt.
26:24Shirt...
26:24Shirt, shirt.
26:25What?
26:25Where?
26:25People, where?
26:26Shirt.
26:27Like the desert's mystery
26:31Okay, go.
26:33Let's get out.
26:37Like the desert's mystery
26:39And I miss you
26:43Like the desert's mystery
26:47And I miss you
26:51Like the desert's mystery
27:05Back on the train
27:06Good night, Alan.
27:31Just a message from us to wish you are very happy that day and I miss you
27:37Like the desert's mystery
27:40Hi, just a message from us to wish you are very happy that day and I miss you
27:48I miss you
27:50I miss you
27:54I miss you
27:56I miss you
27:57I miss you
27:59I miss you
28:01I miss you
28:02I miss you
28:02I miss you
28:02I miss you
28:03I miss you
28:03I miss you
28:03I miss you
28:30Oh, well done. You've almost made it. Only one more episode to go.
28:34Uh, welcome to a, uh, dog's breakfast.
28:36Hey, of course you can come to the wedding.
28:38Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't want to. I mean, I don't...
28:41It's not... I'm just not the wedding type.
28:42So what are we getting to have to see?
28:44What for?
28:44The wedding present.
28:45Oh, no. Do I have to? I don't have to, do I?
28:47Dad, what's wrong with you?
28:48I guess I've just been in a really, really long bad mood.
28:54And now?
28:55Dad, it's Connor.
28:57Yes, yes, it is.
28:58We're moving in together.
28:59Uh, no, you're not.
29:00Everybody say, love is forever!
29:04Love is forever!
29:06Fuck.
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