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00:15Yachting runs on leadership, teamwork, and respect, and that starts at the top.
00:21I can't have what happened last year with my heads of department at each other.
00:24I know you've been a dickhead.
00:26I'm being a dickhead.
00:27You have been so unorganized.
00:28Stop what you are doing.
00:30Please, now.
00:31Well, someone needs to take control.
00:33Yeah, but that's your job.
00:34Don't.
00:35F***ing talk to me!
00:38This season, I need professional, seasoned, heads of department.
00:43There's no room for chaos out here.
00:45Everyone needs to know their role and execute it.
00:48So that's why I brought you all here together.
00:51Ben, I don't micromanage, but I do have high standards.
00:55Good. Love it, love it, love it, like it.
00:57I want service now, immediately.
01:00We need spinach.
01:01Spinacci now.
01:02We need to grate some parmesan, very important.
01:04I don't expect just good.
01:05I want exceptional.
01:07That horse belly is delicious.
01:09It's delicious.
01:10I have been cooking since I was four.
01:11Yeah, there you go.
01:13Joelle, you're captain now.
01:14You've earned your stripes.
01:15I want you to lead your team with structure and experience and the discipline that's required
01:20on deck.
01:20Good is not good enough.
01:22We need to make sure that everything is where it's supposed to be.
01:25This is the f***ing energy backup.
01:27Come on.
01:27I'm here to make it as easy for you as possible.
01:29Daisy, you're the chief stewardess.
01:31You are the one to set the standard.
01:34I need attention to detail.
01:35Toilet paper needs replacing.
01:37It's too small.
01:38Check the stainless steel in the mirror, the tissue box needs to be done.
01:42I need professional luxury service.
01:44This is so sexy.
01:46Nice to meet you.
01:47Yeah, you too.
01:48You two haven't met?
01:49No.
01:50No, never met.
01:51You know Joelle.
01:52You've worked together before.
01:53I'm with Captain Sandy.
01:54Yep.
01:55A long time ago.
01:56You guys are the best of the best.
01:58That's why I brought you guys all here together.
02:00There's no room for egos.
02:02Daisy, I think we're done here.
02:04Absolutely f***ing fine.
02:05Figure it out on yourself.
02:06The way he behaves in this boat is outrageous.
02:09F***ing lives in the gas station.
02:10But not only does he not just go up there to nap, he makes out with girls.
02:14Xiao has got an agenda with Daisy.
02:17Daisy, that's a problem.
02:18I mean, he's meant to be my friend.
02:20I've had your back.
02:21That's it.
02:22That friendship is gone because we made it personal.
02:24We need to work as a team.
02:25But if you keep going around like that, it's just going to be fail, fail, fail.
02:30You guys have been here before.
02:31You've walked this path.
02:32If we just know we've got each other's back and we're here to support each other and really
02:37blow this out of the path.
02:38F*** yourself, asshole.
02:40Now f*** off.
02:41You f***ing wanker.
02:55All right, we have to rename you guys this year.
02:58I can see Joelle.
02:59He's the big one.
03:01Daisy's just poking her head out at the moment.
03:03And this is Ben.
03:04Front, forward, ready to go.
03:06This season we're in Kenawan and I cannot be any more excited.
03:09It's an exclusive location.
03:11To get here is a mission.
03:12You have to charter your own plane.
03:13But this is where the high-end people want to be.
03:15It's got the largest reef chain in the Caribbean.
03:17It's a perfect place for some snorkeling.
03:20It has lots of sea life.
03:21We're down under the Caribbean.
03:24But, you know, down under's a state of mind.
03:27And plus, I'm Australian.
03:28So, down under's wherever I am.
03:31Damn rain.
03:40Wow, look at the boat.
03:42She's big.
03:43She is big.
03:44Well, it's probably got quite a big galley if it's that beamy.
03:47Love a boat with a big girt there.
03:49Yeah.
03:51It has been about six years since I have worked on a yacht.
03:55But you know what?
03:56The stars have aligned, my little darlings.
03:59And I am here and I am back.
04:03If your food was music, you'd be Jimi Hendrix.
04:06Talk to me, baby.
04:07Talk to me.
04:08Oh, baby.
04:09Remember, I'm the biggest ass in the world.
04:11If there was a problem, I'd tell you.
04:12I never know which Ben I'm going to get.
04:14I am Fifty Shades of Ben, I think.
04:18I'm really enjoying my freedom these days.
04:20I have a successful catering company.
04:23However, my personal life has not been quite as successful.
04:27But about a week ago, I did bump into Captain Jason and I took him for lunch at the Outback
04:33Steakhouse because he's Australian.
04:36It's the only Australian place I know.
04:38My chef just dropped out just before the season and Ben was the first solution that came to mind.
04:42He needed a chef and I needed an escape.
04:45And I thought, why not?
04:47In essence, we saved each other.
04:49This could be the perfect little distraction.
04:51You know, just a little goodness in my life.
04:54Ooh.
04:56Oh, wow.
04:57This is big.
04:58Wow, this is really big.
04:59This is massive.
05:00Oh, my God.
05:01It's not.
05:01Oh, do I care.
05:03Careful.
05:03It just gripped my nuple hard.
05:05Ooh, uniforms.
05:07Oh, liquid yacht wear.
05:08My last four seasons on Parcelain had so many ups and downs.
05:12I am so ready for a clean slate.
05:15I'd like to discuss some of the things that went wrong.
05:18Clearing of the plates.
05:19This is Daisy, Daisy.
05:20Why isn't this done?
05:21Daisy, what's wrong with Sarah?
05:22It's Daisy.
05:22I'm so sick of hearing my name.
05:25You'll be on your phone and then you come up and then you shout at us for something.
05:28And then I'm like, I'm so...
05:28I say to you.
05:29Sometimes.
05:30Oh.
05:31You could have had me a million times over and you didn't want me.
05:35Now that you can't have me, now you want me.
05:38I'm so done with this conversation.
05:39I am looking forward to a new phase in my life.
05:42I've got new hair.
05:44I'm looking forward to a new crew.
05:45I want you two to share a cabin.
05:47You can pick which cabin you want to be in.
05:49I'm looking forward to a boat that doesn't trash itself every time it hits the open water.
05:56F***ing now.
05:59F***ing now, that's a sale.
06:02No, thank you.
06:03You've got a whole restaurant, golly.
06:05Yeah, yeah.
06:05This is major, mate.
06:07I'm going to put my bed in here, I reckon.
06:10Definitely left England.
06:13Attention all HODs.
06:14Hey.
06:16Here, here's your crew.
06:19How are these doors open?
06:21Here we go.
06:21We're in.
06:23Mike's the deck's due.
06:24Okay, cool.
06:24It's up to you guys to manage him and your team and work together.
06:28Yeah, for sure.
06:29Engineering experience, so hopefully he's got a hit on him.
06:31We'll know where everyone is.
06:33Here's your girls.
06:34You've got Jenna and Joe.
06:36Show them the roads and show them the way.
06:38F*** my boobs.
06:39I know a deck's due always kind of falls under deck for some reason.
06:43Are you going to be fully managing him or is he going to come more under interior?
06:47From what I can see, it would be more interior.
06:49This interior is massive, so what I'm thinking is we use him in the morning, give him the
06:54space in the afternoon to rest, and then you use him in the evening.
06:57I started in yachting eight years ago, and I feel like now I have a great reputation.
07:02I mean, I've had to kind of make up for my bad reputation.
07:06I'm not asking for a c*** juggling kind of c*** like you to come out and be an asshole.
07:11Oh, rewind, rewind.
07:12I pay good money for that s***.
07:14Don't f***ing shove your fingers in it.
07:15I didn't give a f***, mate.
07:16I was...
07:17Then get the f*** out of my galley.
07:18Jesus Christ.
07:19I'm sick of your bulls*** tonight.
07:20But I've grown up now.
07:22Ask me if I'm going to take a position as an officer on any other boat.
07:24I wouldn't.
07:25I'm a captain.
07:26I've got a license to drive any vessel under 3,000 gross tonne, and I do.
07:29But Jason, he's like a big brother to me and a mentor.
07:32I trust him, and I believe that I can learn more from him.
07:36Okay, well, I'm super happy with that.
07:40Hi.
07:41Hi.
07:42You all right?
07:42Yeah, good.
07:43Nice to meet you, mate.
07:44I'm Daisy, nice to meet you.
07:46What's your position?
07:47DexDue.
07:47Oh, you're DexDue.
07:48Okay, love it.
07:49I am Daisy, I'm your ChiefsDue.
07:51Oh, you're the ChiefsDue, yeah?
07:51Yes.
07:52I'll be reporting you, yeah?
07:53Yes.
07:54Yeah, you're going to be under my team.
07:56Hi, I'm Jenna.
07:57Nice to meet you.
07:59Stunning.
08:00Thank you, you too.
08:01This is Ben.
08:02Nice to meet you, how are you, yeah?
08:03Yeah, nice to meet you.
08:04I'm a bit of a chat box me, so...
08:06Oh, yeah?
08:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:07I'm, like, the big, loud, outgoing character.
08:10We'll put you in front of the guests.
08:11Oh, 100%.
08:12We'll entertain them.
08:13Yeah, I am an entertainer, that'll be fair.
08:15Where are you from?
08:16I'm from South Africa.
08:17Oh, nice.
08:18And you?
08:19Man, yo.
08:20I'm Stuart X.
08:21Cool, me too.
08:22Hi, I'm Daisy.
08:24Nice to meet you, Jenna.
08:25Nice to meet you, Jenna.
08:26Nice to meet you.
08:26Nice to meet you.
08:27Hi, I'm Joe.
08:28Joe, nice to meet you.
08:30Welcome.
08:31Oh, yeah.
08:34Look at her.
08:35She's looking pretty good.
08:37Pretty good.
08:38This is your chef and Boson.
08:41This is Ben and July.
08:43Hello, how are you doing?
08:43This is Joe, and this is Jenna.
08:46Hi, lovely to meet you.
08:48Nice to meet you, guys.
08:50We have those two boys in here.
08:53Calm down, mate.
08:55I'm just kidding.
08:57All right, cool.
08:59This might come as a shock to everyone, but I am actually single.
09:04Fairly recently, I broke up with my fiancé, having spent $50,000 on a wedding I didn't attend.
09:12It's odd when your future's been solidified for it all to vanish into thin air.
09:17Yachting was a very large part of my formative life.
09:19It's actually nice to come back to it.
09:21They do say that to get over someone, you've got to find someone else.
09:26I think Katina could be my new girl.
09:29All right, sorry.
09:33Oh, my God, man.
09:35Where in South Africa are you from?
09:37Cape Town.
09:38Oh, no, you don't say in very South African.
09:40I'm so happy I don't sound South African.
09:42You're which?
09:43Huh?
09:44What did you say?
09:44I said, I'm so happy I don't sound South African.
09:48It's so expensive to be Jenna.
09:50I mean, I work hard, so I can't provide for myself.
09:54I love a luxury lifestyle.
09:57I go into yachting because you're meeting the top 1%.
09:59You surround yourself with people you want to be, who you're associated with.
10:04That's who you're going to become.
10:06And how long have you been in yachting for?
10:08In my 13th year.
10:10Damn.
10:11Yeah.
10:11Long time.
10:12It is a long time.
10:13I'm not scrubbing toilets until I'm day.
10:16The f***?
10:18Oh, blue.
10:21Hiya.
10:22How are you?
10:23Nice to meet you.
10:23Oh, give me a hug.
10:24Okay.
10:25It's Betul.
10:26Eddie.
10:27Eddie, yeah.
10:27What's your name?
10:28Nice name.
10:29Betul.
10:29Betul.
10:30Am I saying that right?
10:31Nice.
10:32Betul?
10:33I'm Turkish.
10:34Betul means virgin, by the way.
10:37Where are you from?
10:38I'm from New Zealand.
10:38My parents, like, they tried to tell me something, you know.
10:42Every time they called me, hey, virgin.
10:44You're right.
10:48I used to be a Muslim in a strict religious family.
10:52In our culture, women are not seen and not heard.
10:56It was pretty controversial, but I lost my virginity when I was 23.
11:02In our religion, you must not do that.
11:05It's a really big thing.
11:06And I realized that I deserve to live a normal life.
11:10What are you?
11:11Deck.
11:11Oh, get in.
11:12You're going to be with me.
11:13Come on.
11:13You?
11:14Yeah, deck.
11:14Thankfully, I found yachting and got away.
11:17I left my house.
11:19I left my family.
11:20Everything.
11:21And I can do whatever I want.
11:23I'm free.
11:24I'm smart.
11:26I am strong, independent woman.
11:28How long have you been yachting for, then?
11:31I have, like, three plus years of experiences on deck.
11:34Jeez, you've been for a while, then, yeah.
11:36What about you?
11:37I got started yachting in May last year, so not that long.
11:40Oh, wow.
11:40Just a shot of a year.
11:41Oh, welcome.
11:42Yeah, yeah, I know.
11:43Oh, mate, I love it.
11:44Hi.
11:44It's Betul.
11:46Betul, nice to meet you.
11:47Hey, Betul.
11:47Sorry?
11:48Eddie.
11:48Eddie, nice to meet you.
11:49Joao.
11:50Joao.
11:51Yeah, no, nah.
11:52Joao.
11:53Joao.
11:53Yes.
11:54Wow.
11:56Close.
11:56I don't know, this knife might not be big enough to cut this cheese.
12:03Home sweet home.
12:04Yeah.
12:05I know where the bridge is.
12:06So, get your rooms, get your uniform, and then let's go.
12:14You couldn't come in the conventional way.
12:16How are you?
12:17Beedie reporting for GC.
12:19Welcome back.
12:19Thank you for having me.
12:21You're in here, first on the left.
12:22Next one.
12:25Woo!
12:25Man, I need a piss.
12:27Good to be back.
12:28Welcome back.
12:28Yeah.
12:29Gosh.
12:30Just when I thought I saw the last of it.
12:32Have you met the chef yet?
12:33No.
12:33He knows what he's doing.
12:34He's English, he's got good banter, and that galley, I can see, will have a great vibe.
12:39Ah.
12:41If you can keep that sassy banter going, he'll just love it.
12:44Perfect.
12:45This season being back in the galley, it gives me a lot of anxiety, to be honest.
12:50At the end of last season, I had all the ambition to go to culinary school.
12:55You can do it from the other side.
12:57Go down, and then pull it out.
12:59Practice this movement as well.
13:00Is there any technique for making them all the same?
13:03Consistency in practice.
13:05I was keen as mustard when I finished last season, and then when I told my mum about culinary
13:09school, she was just like, like, come off, Elisa.
13:12You're never going to be a chef.
13:14Let's just do something that you're good at.
13:15And I've spent my whole adult life trying to decide what that is, so I didn't go to
13:20culinary school.
13:21I didn't do anything to do with cooking, but my goal is definitely to prove something
13:25to myself and to my mum, that I can do this.
13:28Alicia.
13:28Yes, pleasure to meet you.
13:30Yes, yeah, you too.
13:30Ben.
13:31Nice to meet you, Ben.
13:32I'm just getting to grips with this place.
13:34I'm not trained.
13:36Yeah, yeah.
13:36I'm just passionate.
13:38We can broaden your horizons, I reckon.
13:40Hopefully.
13:41Attention, heads of department.
13:42Joelle, Daisy, and Ben, can you meet me in the crew mess for a preference shape meeting?
13:46I'm going to get changed so I can get one help.
13:47Yeah, yeah, please do.
13:48I'm up.
13:49Coffee for Daisy.
13:51Hi.
13:52How are you?
13:53Alicia.
13:54Me too.
13:55Okay, so there's preference here.
14:00Charter one.
14:01The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
14:09We've got Heather Gay, Whitney Rose, Meredith Marks, Lisa Barlow, Bronwyn Newport, Mary Crosby,
14:16Brittany Bateman, and Benji Casanitas.
14:18I met Heather in Sydney once.
14:20And they're all used to a quality, ultra-rich, luxury, high standard.
14:25They've been on yachts before and traveled the world enjoying life.
14:28To the best day ever!
14:30They're going to come from a place that they want good service.
14:33I don't think I like this.
14:34Oh, yeah.
14:35Oh, yeah.
14:36Oh, yeah.
14:36Come on.
14:37Excuse me.
14:38She needs to leave.
14:39I'm the hostess of the dinner and I'd like for her to leave.
14:42Bloody hell.
14:43They are going to be high demanding.
14:46They're loud.
14:47It's going to be trouble.
14:48It feels like none of you are supportive with the good things in my life.
14:51Bronwyn, you are a bitch.
14:53Shut the up, Lisa.
14:54Now, Brittany, why are you recording?
14:56Insane.
14:56You are vile.
14:57You're recording us?
14:59You don't like that I'm not just doing whatever you want me to do.
15:01I don't give a you do.
15:03And I don't wear my hair like I have a high body count.
15:06You think my hair looks sunny?
15:07That looks like high body count hair.
15:09This does not, that does not, that does not.
15:12Sounds fun.
15:13Might have to put a boxing ring on the top deck.
15:15That's a lot of work.
15:17Yeah.
15:19I'm not going to lie.
15:20I'm quite anxious.
15:21The housewives are notorious for being over the top.
15:24They argue.
15:25They expect nice things.
15:27Somebody's going to storm off.
15:29Somebody's going to cry.
15:30And somebody is definitely going to throw a drink.
15:32This is not going to be easy at all.
15:36Anxiety is like sky high.
15:38Friday, thank you very much.
15:39Thank you, Jason.
15:47Just do your best.
15:49That's all you can do.
15:50Until we figure out where everything is.
15:53I'll take two microfibas with us.
15:54If you find vinegar, let me know.
15:57Yes.
15:57And then the three of us will have a team meeting.
16:00Yeah.
16:00You've got two ton of inflatables.
16:01Aquabana.
16:02That's got to be unboxed.
16:03It's massive.
16:05Oh, my God.
16:05Oh, I know.
16:06Yeah, yeah.
16:06Basically, housewives are notoriously uproarious.
16:10Wow.
16:11At least there's not too many of them.
16:14Yeah.
16:14You got it?
16:16Oh, .
16:17That's a good start.
16:19Okay.
16:20So, Gemma.
16:21Have you been in yachting long?
16:23Going on to two years.
16:24A private boat.
16:25Joe, what kind of boats have you worked on?
16:27I never did super yacht.
16:28Okay.
16:29So, small sailboats.
16:30Yeah, but don't you worry.
16:32Okay.
16:32I grew up in Canada.
16:34It was cold, so that's why I ran away.
16:37I went to the Bahamas.
16:40As a teenager, I was terrible.
16:42I used to make fake IDs and selling them in high school.
16:46Always partying, sneaking out.
16:48Poor parents.
16:50Oh, my God.
16:50Mike is pretty green as well.
16:52Before I got you, I was learning origami swans.
16:55Oh, my God.
16:55I was doing hospital corners.
16:58Oh, amazing.
17:00So, since I've got a bigger team this season, I want a second stew to help me.
17:04So, Jenna, you have more experience.
17:06You're going to get the second stew position.
17:08Perfect.
17:09Do you think we should do crew dinner?
17:11Is that what you think?
17:12110%.
17:13I'll bust it out with you.
17:15Does anyone know Real Housewives of Salt Lake City?
17:17Yes.
17:18Yes.
17:19It's our first charter of the season.
17:22I think it's going to be fun, but hectic.
17:25Yeah.
17:26The Housewives of Salt Lake City.
17:29To be honest, I don't mind myself a little cougar.
17:31I just like being a little bit devilish.
17:32Having a flirt, being a little bit naughty and cheeky.
17:36I'm here to provide a service.
17:37And me giving them a good time is providing a service.
17:40Basically, the gist is whatever the guest wants, the guest guest.
17:44Cool.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Perfect.
17:45Let's do it.
17:47Let's go.
17:48Let's go.
17:50Let's go get one of the naughty boys.
17:52Okay.
17:53The Housewives, they're going to be rowdy or going to be...
17:56Hot.
17:57...automandan.
17:57Yeah.
17:58It'll be easier for you to go first.
18:00No.
18:00I want you to be first.
18:02Okay.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:03This is too much.
18:05Yeah.
18:05Oh.
18:06Oh, right.
18:07She's got it.
18:08Yeah.
18:08Wow.
18:09Like this.
18:10Learn, boys.
18:11Learn.
18:11Did you want the black beans?
18:13So, we don't have any.
18:15Same thing.
18:16Kidney beans, black beans.
18:17They're red.
18:20Literally said red.
18:22What is your technique?
18:23What technique guide do you usually go for?
18:24Somebody older.
18:25He's definitely not in your head.
18:26So, that's me out of the question.
18:27Yeah.
18:28Yeah.
18:29I feel like I should behave myself, to be honest.
18:31I can be a bit of a flirt.
18:32I'm the same.
18:34Oh, yeah.
18:35Having the opportunity to work on Katina, as a deck stew, definitely feels more in tune
18:40with my personality.
18:42Right out of college, I joined the British Royal Navy, where I got my engineering certifications.
18:48Working in an engine room is like a prison.
18:51It can get quite lonely and boring.
18:53That's the last place that I want to be, when I could be on the top deck, in the fresh
18:58air,
18:58sunbathing, cracking on with the guests.
19:00No hospital corners, obviously, up here.
19:02Just literally tighten.
19:03To be a deck stew, it's like I'm this little jack-in-the-box, and I'm just, like, trying
19:09to get out and get out and get out, and then someone just let us out, and I'm free.
19:15100%.
19:15I've always been to the flirt and, like, on a night owl.
19:19You were getting free drinks all night.
19:20Exactly.
19:23You want some rain?
19:24Go for it.
19:25Oh, grrr.
19:27No, no, thank you.
19:28Completely missed.
19:29I see us working a little bit more together than how you were with, uh...
19:34Serena?
19:35But what happens if I'm not good enough?
19:37I'm not worried about it.
19:38All dishes, even complicated dishes, are comprised of simple tasks, you know?
19:44I've had more sous chefs than I'd care to mention.
19:47A great sous chef can just handle the prep, knows how to cook really, really well.
19:52If someone has standards, I actually quite like that, because my priority is perfect food.
19:59Yeah, we'll do that.
20:01Then just put a nice layer of mash on top of that, and then we've got crew dinner.
20:04Sweet!
20:05It is definitely a learning curve, and it's a relationship.
20:09I'm here to cook, and I need to figure out if we're cookable.
20:14All right, there you go.
20:14That's nice, isn't it?
20:15That's nice.
20:16All right, good.
20:18What's your name?
20:19Jenna.
20:19Jenna.
20:20Again.
20:21Jenna.
20:22And yours?
20:23Betrude.
20:24Betrude.
20:24Do you like the food?
20:25Do you really think that my name is Betrude?
20:27I mean...
20:29No, girl.
20:36Almost there.
20:38Ooh, it's so pretty.
20:41Yeah, good.
20:42Now, we're finished for the evening.
20:45If anyone's gonna mess this up, it's gonna be me.
20:47Dick, team.
20:47Thanks for today.
20:48Good night, my darling.
20:49Good night.
20:52Oh, .
20:54Oh, blisters galore.
20:58What sort of technique, what type of girl do you usually go for?
21:00I don't...
21:01It's tough, because I've been single now three years.
21:04Yeah.
21:04So, like, say, for example, like, you're on a night house, right?
21:06What, with this lot here?
21:07Yeah, this, yeah.
21:08Who would you...
21:08Alicia.
21:09Alicia.
21:10With God.
21:11There's five girls.
21:12There's four guys, or...
21:13Someone's unlucky out there.
21:15Growing up, I was very small.
21:17I was always the shortest at school.
21:19And for me, I was quite a late bloomer, so it just sucked.
21:22Being at an all-boys school where everyone's talking about,
21:24look at me, I've got hair down there, and I'm like,
21:28it's not happening yet.
21:30I struggled with body image a lot, but there was a moment,
21:34I was in a rugby changing room where I was just like,
21:37all these blokes, no one cares, you've all got different shapes
21:40and sizes, and that's the best thing I love about rugby.
21:42And I very much got a lot more confident in myself.
21:44Now I'm the first one who whips his towel off and gets in there,
21:46like, woo!
21:47You're just screwing the crew for the sake of just a shag.
21:50Yeah, obviously it ain't great.
21:51For sure.
21:52Right, lad.
21:52And on that note, I'm going to go to bed.
21:55All right.
21:55Good night.
22:04Morning.
22:05Wakey, wakey.
22:08All of this stuff needs to come out.
22:10For a place, so we need to find a place.
22:11Yeah, exactly, yeah.
22:12Lots to do.
22:13Yeah.
22:13Basic wife done.
22:14Sun deck, upper deck, main deck.
22:16Cool, guys.
22:17Yeah.
22:17OK, coffee, you're the boss.
22:18We're doing brunch for the crew, OK?
22:20Yes, sir.
22:21We still need to find a debate.
22:23Yeah.
22:23We need to wipe down.
22:24We still have the main solution to vacuum as well.
22:27Yeah.
22:27We need a vacuum here.
22:29Oh, my goodness.
22:31What is that?
22:31That's a frittata, is it?
22:33Yeah.
22:34Hey, Jason, we're boarding the charter plane.
22:37Hope you're ready for us.
22:39It's going to be fun.
22:42Stupid girl.
22:57Uh-oh.
22:58Is it burnt?
22:59What's happening?
23:00I'm sorry, pizza.
23:01What happened?
23:02Did we burn it?
23:03It was burning and not cooking.
23:04Sorry.
23:05How the did that happen?
23:06It's not exactly a great look.
23:07Yeah, babe, we cannot use stainless steel pans, all right?
23:10Honey bum.
23:10You need to use a non-stick in future, OK?
23:12With eggs, all right?
23:14Just get it in the trash.
23:15Get some of that egg mix, please.
23:16I usually just cook the bottom and then stick it in an oven.
23:20That wouldn't have burnt it.
23:22Tremendous teamwork this, guys.
23:23Fantastic.
23:24I'd like you to bear witness to how genius this method is,
23:28as opposed to what happened earlier,
23:30which was pretty much the up of the century, in my opinion.
23:35All right, look.
23:36See?
23:37This is what we do, all right?
23:38Teach you how to cook.
23:40Teach you how to cook.
23:44And I've just burnt all my hands.
23:46What a place for me to f***ing thought!
23:48Which ones?
23:49These ones!
23:50Why are they hot?
23:51Well, look, underneath, they're literally boiling.
23:54OK, all right, just chill.
23:55Can you...
23:56It's not that bad a burn, though.
23:58Just take some Advil, and then it gets better.
24:02La-la-la-la-la-la-la.
24:04La-la!
24:05I'm just going to go to the toilet quickly.
24:07All right, thanks.
24:08Great.
24:09Great news.
24:09I'm really worried about that.
24:11Cheers, yeah.
24:12Ooh, that key's stunning.
24:14Amazing.
24:32Yeah, you've done a clacking job there.
24:33Thank you, mate.
24:34It's amazing.
24:35Not the wrongest carbs.
24:38I'm embarrassed, I'm insecure.
24:41I am probably having a bit of an identity crisis because not going to culinary school was a huge mistake.
24:47After my mum persuaded me that cooking wasn't for me, I found myself in Whistler, Canada, doing a ski season
24:54and falling in love.
24:55And, yeah, just kind of forgot about cooking altogether.
24:58I've lost all sense of self.
25:00I need a career.
25:01I need a skill set in order to cement my adult life.
25:04That's my mission.
25:06I'll be fine.
25:10Sliders.
25:11Salad.
25:12And cheesecake.
25:19We just need to pick up the passes.
25:20I know that you guys are, but let's push.
25:22Sound, sound, sound.
25:28All crew, all crew, get in your whites for guest arrival.
25:31I knew she was crying for.
25:33Why, though?
25:34Any reason?
25:35Oh, fine.
25:35The only thing I heard that should be out of the palm.
25:37But I wonder if Ben yelled at her.
25:39Yeah.
25:39Seems like the kind of guy.
25:40Zen one moment and then just .
25:43All chefs are, though.
25:44We're getting changed now.
25:49I hate this day so much.
25:51My anxiety is, like, through the room.
25:53Let's go, bitches.
25:54Woo-hoo!
25:55Oh, my gosh.
25:56Oh, my gosh.
25:57It's so pretty.
25:59Holy .
26:00I'm sweating.
26:02What we need to put on.
26:03Get in.
26:04Let's get to the ship.
26:07Fabulous.
26:07Let's do this.
26:08I'm so excited.
26:10Is it still about us?
26:11I don't know.
26:12What?
26:13My girls!
26:14Woo-hoo!
26:15All right.
26:16Start gathering to the main salon in the next five minutes, please.
26:20Five minutes.
26:20Oh, my God.
26:23Hello.
26:24Hello, how are you?
26:25Yes, and you?
26:26You're like, it's cute.
26:27You're like, what are you talking about?
26:31What are you talking about?
26:35What are you talking about?
26:35I don't know.
26:36I don't know.
26:37I don't know.
26:39I don't know.
26:41Oh, no.
26:42Oh, no.
26:43Oh, my God.
26:44I think I have your epaulettes.
26:48Uh, okay.
26:50Okay, give me a second.
26:52Yes, yes, I see.
26:53Are you okay, Jo?
26:54I'm really sorry, but, like, I need to go.
26:57What's happening?
26:58The family emergency and grandfather is really sick.
27:02Okay, like, do you need to go home?
27:04I want to go, but I don't want you to put in a situation.
27:08It's okay.
27:09Why don't you stay in here?
27:10We'll be fine.
27:11I'm so sorry.
27:12It's okay.
27:13It's been a year he's sick.
27:15He had, like, a cancer pulmonary, and it came in the brain.
27:19I feel terrible, but I'm already stressed about my family.
27:24And if I stay here, it's going to be more and more and more.
27:28We are looking the farmer.
27:30Oh, my goodness.
27:31We have arrived.
27:32Look at the farmer.
27:33Oh, my.
27:33Look at this.
27:34This is, like, insane.
27:36Do not stress.
27:37Just sit down.
27:38Just sit down.
27:38Just sit down.
27:39Just sit down.
27:39Just calm down.
27:40It's going to be fine.
27:42I don't like to see people upset.
27:44I don't like to see people struggle dealing with family stuff.
27:47That would crush me.
27:48But at the same time, we have a huge charter with the housewives coming.
27:53We're f***ed.
27:54Go on, guys.
27:55Wake up.
27:56Get your epileps on.
27:57Come on.
27:57Come on.
27:58Is that our boat?
27:59Black skirt.
28:00Black trousers.
28:01Shoes.
28:02I hate this.
28:03This feels like it's for us.
28:05Oh, my God.
28:05Hurry up.
28:06I'm sweating my ass.
28:07Okay, let's go.
28:08All in line.
28:09We'll get out right here.
28:11Daisy, are you ready?
28:12Interior.
28:13Let's go.
28:14Woo!
28:15Okay, get out.
28:16Yay!
28:16I'm so excited.
28:19Joe is leaving.
28:21I think there's a family emergency.
28:24Well, yeah.
28:26Look, I've been in yachting a long time.
28:28I've seen crew come and go during charter, start a charter, at the end of charter.
28:32Look, we just can't let this rock the boat.
28:34We need to kick on, be positive, and get through it.
28:37I don't want her to meet the gas because it's just pointless.
28:39Okay, she's going to be a long charter.
28:41We're in very good hands.
28:43Captain Jason, the best of the best.
28:46All right, listen.
28:47Joe has to part us.
28:50He's got a family emergency.
28:51So, have a look at your teammate.
28:53Know that they need an extra pair of hands.
28:55Pitch in everywhere.
28:56If we can't beat them with hands on deck, we're going to beat them with happiness and vibrance.
29:00Okay?
29:01We'll get through it.
29:02Oh, my God!
29:03It's so beautiful!
29:04Let's get out there.
29:05Go, team!
29:06Go!
29:06Two, three, Katina.
29:11Okay.
29:11Oh, my God.
29:12Oh, my God.
29:19Ready to go?
29:22Oh, you two saw me.
29:23Yeah.
29:25All right, they're coming down now.
29:26Oh, my gosh.
29:27Hi!
29:28Hi, girls.
29:29Hi, Heather.
29:29Hi, hi, hi.
29:31So good to see you.
29:32You too, gorgeous.
29:32Oh, hi.
29:33We're so excited.
29:34What's your name?
29:3512.
29:35Nice to meet you.
29:36You guys are so cute.
29:38Ladies, we're going to get you nice and well acquainted to the boat with Daisy.
29:41And we're going to cruise around for about an hour and get to a spot.
29:44And hopefully get you wet, get you in the water.
29:48Oh, damn!
29:49Captain Jason!
29:51Yeah, the other way around.
29:52Oh, my God.
29:54Terrible.
29:55Terrible.
29:56Okay, let's do it.
29:57Let's go!
30:00Hi, girls.
30:01Hi.
30:02Oh, my gosh.
30:02I do love a good greeting with a cocktail.
30:05Me.
30:05Look how many bags they are.
30:06Specially made just for you's.
30:07Oh.
30:08This is a margarita shop.
30:10Margarita shop.
30:10I love your accent.
30:12I love your accent.
30:13Quickly get changed.
30:14I've just got to get Joel off.
30:16Rich bitches celebrate!
30:17What?
30:18The script's going to be rowdy.
30:19I can tell already.
30:19It'll be rowdy.
30:20How you looking, mate?
30:21Are you ready?
30:21Ready.
30:22Okay.
30:22My mind cannot concentrate if I have to be with my family.
30:26Fine.
30:26You're doing the right thing.
30:28You've got to remember that.
30:29I'm going to give you a tour.
30:30Are we ready?
30:31Yes.
30:31Are there only six of you?
30:32There's seven.
30:33There's seven.
30:34There's still one more coming.
30:35Which guest is missing?
30:37Broadway.
30:37Broadway.
30:39We'll organize transport to bring her up to the boat.
30:41We'll take Joel off.
30:42On the starboard side.
30:44Interior.
30:44Tell me when the main salon is clear.
30:46I'm going to bring you all the way up to the top of the boat.
30:49Excuse me.
30:49Heather's the primary.
30:51But I'm second prior.
30:52Get up here, whiz whiz.
30:53They just left.
30:54No.
30:56So these are the primary.
30:58Meredith needs a bathtub.
30:59We need the bathtub.
31:00The two forwards have bottles.
31:02Okay.
31:02So sorry.
31:03No, it's okay.
31:04We will be perfectly fine.
31:07I'm going to spoon Mary in our bed.
31:10I'm going to spoon you.
31:11She sleeps back naked.
31:12Does no one else sleep naked?
31:14No.
31:14I'm claiming this.
31:16No.
31:16Meredith, she thinks she's claiming it.
31:18I was in here first.
31:19Bye.
31:20Two against one.
31:21You guys.
31:22Bye.
31:22Did you have someone bring our luggage in here, please?
31:24Yeah.
31:25I will.
31:26You need the bathtub and I'm sleeping with Mary.
31:28I don't really get what's going on right now.
31:29Like who gets the better room?
31:31Who gets the worst room?
31:32Really on this boat, they're kind of all the same.
31:35Daisy, you're the boss.
31:36You've got to control these animals.
31:37So this is the sun deck.
31:40Oh, wow.
31:42Look at this beautiful view.
31:46Good luck.
31:47Hopefully everything's foreign, okay?
31:49Thank you so much.
31:49Daisy, this is fabulous.
31:53Okay, wait, where's the active volcano?
31:55Let's start with this one here.
31:57Jenna, Daisy, can you please help with guest luggage now?
32:00Okay.
32:01Yeah, you can take all lines off.
32:02Copy that.
32:05Let's go see.
32:05Let's go see if you and Bronwyn will survive in this room.
32:08What?
32:09I'm sharing with Bronwyn.
32:11You and Bronwyn are besties.
32:12B is for besties with Bronwyn.
32:13Bronwyn's easy.
32:14How do we get outside?
32:15Let's go up to the top when we take off, right?
32:17Okay.
32:19Hold forward lanes in.
32:21Jason, Jason, Daisy.
32:23We have one guest to his place.
32:24We need to organize transport to bring her up to the boat.
32:27Copy that.
32:28That's all lines off.
32:29All lines off.
32:30Perfect.
32:34We're going.
32:35What's happening?
32:36It's happening.
32:37All clear on starboard side.
32:39Yeah, we're all good, mate.
32:40We can start bringing all fenders in, please.
32:42Oh, that's heavy.
32:43Throw those lines, boys.
32:45We're ready to set sail.
32:48I would love a Mexican yule with the reposado.
32:50Perfect.
32:51Thank you so much.
32:52All right, guest lunch now.
32:53We're going to do sliders.
32:55I think we should do a really nice lobster salad.
32:58Okay.
32:59I love my job.
33:01I'm sweating.
33:03What's that?
33:04That's cucumber.
33:05For what?
33:06The salad.
33:07You cut that with a hammer?
33:10No.
33:11No?
33:11Chainsaw?
33:12No.
33:13No.
33:14I just did it with a knife.
33:15It's all right, babe.
33:17It's all right.
33:18It's all right.
33:18It's just, I don't know if we're going to use that.
33:20It's too rough.
33:21Do you want to get changed really quickly?
33:23When we do guest food, just kind of run it past me a little bit, because, you know, we might
33:27put ourselves in a position where you do something I don't like, and you kind of, like,
33:33maybe...
33:33Waste time.
33:34So, let's just go over.
33:36I'm really particular.
33:41Can you guys set up the R section now?
33:44Yeah.
33:44Okay.
33:45Jenna!
33:46Oh, I love it.
33:48We love you so much.
33:49My last one.
33:50Call to Daisy.
33:51Tell her hors d'oeuvres are ready, please.
33:55Daisy, Daisy, Gally, hors d'oeuvres are ready to go.
33:57Coffee.
34:01I'm not going to be into someone if they're not into me, and that's my struggle.
34:04Jared's not into them.
34:05That's my struggle with Jared, is that he's just not that into me.
34:08We're on a 30-day break.
34:09Okay, so it's free game then.
34:11Any of these guys.
34:15I would like to hang out with Captain Jason.
34:25So, what am I bringing up?
34:26Smoked salmon, buttered crostini.
34:29Super simple.
34:30Green olive tapenade on top.
34:32Pull up a seat.
34:33Can you bring this up?
34:34It's smoked salmon bullshit crostini.
34:36We don't want to hear one word about Jared.
34:39In fact, if you say Jared's name on this trip, we're going to splash you with water.
34:44Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared.
34:46I dare you.
34:47I dare you.
34:47I dare you.
34:48Yeah, this is so good.
34:50What is crostini?
34:52You did.
34:53Why?
34:55Shannon, we're training her like a cat.
34:57These are the friends I need.
34:58Like, if I ever spring up my ex one more time, don't water in my face.
35:03You know how you train a cat with a spray bottle?
35:05But we're training Brittany.
35:06They don't know how to show each other love, but they definitely have each other's best
35:11interests at heart.
35:12I need to get my mind off of a certain someone.
35:16Oh, my God!
35:19Yeah, I'll get you some more water.
35:21I'll get you some more water.
35:22Why?
35:33Just pull it.
35:35Oh, there we go.
35:35I just wasn't being strong enough.
35:37Okay.
35:38Oh, gosh.
35:39They've already left.
35:40Wow.
35:42Okie doke.
35:42Okie doke, so we have to get your breath.
35:45Let's go.
35:46Okie doke, yay.
35:46Oh, my God.
35:51Hold your breath.
35:51Go ahead, Dad.
35:51For that.
35:52Tell me when you're ready for the port.
35:54Sorry, then.
35:54Could drop.
35:55Copy that.
35:56Eddie Eddie, can I have you on forward station?
35:58Yep, I copy.
36:00Jason, Jason, Bronwyn, the eighth guest.
36:05So I'm going to teach you how to do it, drop it to the waterline, secure the brake, we'll
36:11remove the pressure from this, we'll lift it up and then when he says drop, we drop.
36:15When you're a captain you're looking for a solid right hand man, you can't have eyes
36:19everywhere.
36:19Okay, drop, drop, starboard anchor.
36:23Joelle knows how to run a ship, he knows how to run a charter, and he knows how I think.
36:27To know you've got the responsibility and trust there, it's a huge lift off my shoulders.
36:32Four shackles in the water.
36:34Good work.
36:34Copy.
36:36Three, two, one.
36:38Take it down to the bottom section, open it up, see what we've got.
36:41Start pumping it.
36:42Can I give us champagne now?
36:43Champagne?
36:44Yeah, of course I get you.
36:45How's your second stew going?
36:47She's doing really well.
36:48Yeah.
36:49Is this the inbound?
36:50Dekru, Dekru.
36:51This is our inbound vessel.
36:52I actually think she's here, there's a boat right there.
36:55Is this her?
36:55Yeah.
36:56That's her in that tender.
36:58Bronwyn!
36:59Finally, you're here!
37:02Hello, hello.
37:02She's wearing a floatie.
37:04Just drop her off in the water, she's got a floatie!
37:07Just a glass of champagne.
37:08Oh, yeah, well done.
37:10I'm getting seasick.
37:11I'm Jason.
37:12Nice to meet you in person.
37:13Hi.
37:13Pleasure, glass of champagne.
37:15Hi, I'm Daisy.
37:16Do you want me to take your shoes?
37:17Yeah, sure.
37:18Those I probably won't need anymore.
37:19We were doing superlatives.
37:21I'm most likely to go overboard with these women, for sure.
37:23If Katina crashes, we can climb onto Bronwyn.
37:27I swear to God, there's enough space on that hat for all of us.
37:30Beautiful.
37:31Wow.
37:32Oh, okay.
37:33Oh my God, are you okay?
37:34It takes a minute to get you two both, though.
37:38Bronwyn!
37:39She's here!
37:41I made it!
37:42Jenna, Jenna, Daisy, we can start setting up lunch on the sun deck.
37:47Copy, Daisy.
37:47This is unbelievable.
37:50This is a dick.
37:55Um, it's not very...
37:56It needs to be bigger?
37:58What?
37:59No, no, no.
37:59That's too big, doesn't it?
38:01Yeah?
38:02I think the tray's too big.
38:03I think the tray's too big.
38:04I think the leaves are too big, don't you?
38:05If you were to eat that as a salad, the middle bits, just give them a little bit of a
38:08chop,
38:09you know?
38:09It's good, thanks.
38:10It's just a bit, you know.
38:12It's a bit much.
38:13Can I sprinkle the onions on the salad?
38:15Yeah.
38:15Are you going to dress it?
38:17Dress it?
38:18Make the salad dressy?
38:20Are you going to dress it with, like, dressing?
38:24Yeah, I'd dress.
38:25Yeah, yeah.
38:25Leave that.
38:28Mike, Mike, Daisy.
38:30There we go.
38:31Mike.
38:32Mike, Mike, Mike, Daisy.
38:34Daisy, Daisy, we need Mike at the moment.
38:37Copy.
38:38Thanks, we just want to get ahead of the game and set up ASAP.
38:40Let's all change and then come back in our bikinis for lunch.
38:43We don't need to catch the wind, mate.
38:46We'd be swimming with it.
38:52This room is too small for both pretty nice egos.
38:55Jenna.
38:56Yeah?
38:56Is there anyone that could come and pack our bags and, like, get settled into our rooms?
39:00Yeah.
39:01I absolutely would love another champagne.
39:03Okay.
39:04Look.
39:04You brought a stuffed animal?
39:08That's right.
39:09I am throwing that overboard.
39:10And I am not.
39:11No.
39:12No.
39:13I know.
39:13I'm getting a little seasick.
39:16Heather.
39:16No, hold on.
39:17I'm sorry.
39:19Jenna, come here.
39:20Jenna, come here.
39:21I'm here.
39:21No problem.
39:22I think we all know it.
39:23Where did Kayla want to go?
39:25Where did the nipple go?
39:25Where did the nipple go?
39:27Will you search the floor?
39:28To my last floor?
39:29Because her nipple covers fell off somewhere.
39:31Okay.
39:32Yeah.
39:32I'm getting kind of sick.
39:34I feel like I'm in a bar.
39:35I got you some water knife.
39:36What?
39:36What?
39:37Can I have my stuff brought up?
39:40Saint Laurent tan bag with a purple bag?
39:43Sure.
39:43I'll go get that for you.
39:44Oh, my God.
39:45This could look for a nipple cover.
39:47This is anti-nausea.
39:47I already took one today.
39:49Will you just have them bring my water up?
39:50Of course.
39:51Yeah.
39:51You're the best.
39:56Andrea, are you throwing up?
39:58I'm good.
39:59Oh, Lord.
40:00I am going to clean the toilets.
40:03These women are unhinged.
40:06All of these demands.
40:08We've got nipple covers.
40:09We've got all the drink requests.
40:11Joe's gone.
40:12Mike's on deck.
40:13There's two of us.
40:14Eight of them.
40:15I cannot keep up.
40:16Like, what the actual ****?
40:18All crew.
40:19All crew.
40:19A nipple cover is missing.
40:21If you see it, please report to me.
40:23These girls are going to be a **** nightmare.
40:26She needs some conditioner.
40:27Can you help her with her hair?
40:28Did you guys put Dr Pepper on the boat for me?
40:30Oh, my God.
40:31No.
40:32It's really stressful.
40:34**** Gail.
40:35Paging Daisy.
40:35Daisy.
40:36Daisy.
40:44Do you have the seasick bracelet?
40:46Yes, I do.
40:46Can I get one?
40:47And let's get one for Angie, too.
40:49She just threw up.
40:49Oh.
40:52Angie, here.
40:53She moved her.
40:54There we go.
40:55No, put it on the inside.
40:57Yeah.
40:57Who's knocking at my door?
40:59Jenna, come in.
41:01Did you find the nipple cover?
41:03Slap it on her.
41:06Let's go upstairs to lunch right now.
41:07This one's on the arse.
41:08Out on the arse side.
41:09Push it in.
41:10Mate, well done.
41:11Well done, guys.
41:12Whoo.
41:13Mike, we'll carry on here if anything needs you.
41:16Yeah.
41:18Galley, we are good to go for lunch.
41:21Mike and Jenna, please come down to the galley.
41:23Copy.
41:25Five-star waiter and service coming right up.
41:29Let me just reset.
41:32This is the green salad.
41:34Yeah.
41:34They don't like that.
41:35At least they made that.
41:38And then, yeah, we're going to do chicken tenders.
41:41Going by their preference sheets, they love bar food.
41:44So I'm going to put out sliders.
41:46But I'm also going to be fancy and make a lovely lobster salad,
41:50darlings.
41:50Hi, ladies.
41:51How are yous?
41:51Mike.
41:52Green salads.
41:54Wonderful.
41:55Curry.
41:55Lobster salad.
41:56It's delicious.
41:57Oh, my gosh.
41:58The lobster is amazing.
42:00How are you feeling?
42:01Mmm.
42:02I took an anti-nause and I threw it out.
42:04I'm dizzy right now.
42:05I'm sorry.
42:06I need something to put those chicken tenders in, sweetie, please.
42:10In or on?
42:11What?
42:12In or on?
42:13Babe, stop it.
42:14Stop it.
42:15You know what I mean.
42:15I need to put something.
42:16I need to put the chicken tenders on something.
42:19Or in something.
42:19Whatever.
42:20A bowl.
42:20Whatever the ****.
42:21Please.
42:23I have no idea what's going on in Ben's brain.
42:26It's like a squirrel that's on Red Bull that's trying to organise one of those ham to mine things.
42:33What are they called?
42:34Those dolls?
42:34I can't read your brain, Ben.
42:37I don't expect you to.
42:38I can't read my brain, either.
42:40Chop up a lemon, please.
42:41Medallions.
42:42That's how I feel.
42:43Like, I'm on a string doll and I'm just there like...
42:47I said medallions.
42:48I said medallions.
42:50I don't know what a medallion is.
42:56It's fine.
42:57Step back.
42:58Nice.
43:00Okay.
43:00This ketchup needs spoons in it and it needs to get out of here, please.
43:04That's not that heavy.
43:06No.
43:07Yeah.
43:08Brilliant.
43:08You guys, it's our first meal together on the yacht.
43:11Yay!
43:12And Bronwyn's here.
43:13I'm so hungry.
43:14This is amazing.
43:15Chicken tenders, ladies?
43:17We love chicken tenders.
43:18Pass those down, Mike.
43:20You're nice.
43:20Sliders, you're welcome.
43:22So, tell us why you came late.
43:24General.
43:26A lot of stuff went on last week and it upset Todd.
43:29People keep trying to dig in my past and there's some like nasty things that have come out in the
43:33press after I've hung out with this group.
43:34And I think both of us are concerned that maybe somebody in this group is doing it.
43:39Nobody would do that here.
43:40Nobody.
43:47What is this?
43:49You finished?
43:50Still finished?
43:51That sounds like an accusation.
43:52I'm not.
43:53I was just trying to say I can't figure out where it's coming from because it would be really devastating
43:57if I sat down and apologized to you.
43:59Well, it wasn't me.
43:59I was expecting housewives to be very classy and modest.
44:04Like, yo, can you take this for me, please, dear?
44:07But they just came on like proper nutjobs.
44:10Who fed it?
44:10Who fed my stuff?
44:11Who fed my stuff?
44:13Who was going to the blogs and selling Tribune?
44:15These sound like the group from my local pub.
44:17This is like irritating.
44:19I'm hot.
44:19Let's jump in the water.
44:20Let's refresh.
44:21Let's restart.
44:22Let's do it all.
44:23Okay.
44:23Gas are starting to walk down to the swim area.
44:27Yeah.
44:27Okay, copy.
44:28I want to make a cheesecake for them.
44:30I can make a cheesecake.
44:31Oh, you can?
44:31Yeah.
44:32We'll be there together.
44:33Yeah.
44:33All right.
44:33See you in five.
44:34Yep.
44:37Coming for a swim?
44:38I want flippers.
44:39I want a snorkel mask.
44:40I want it all.
44:41This is luxurious.
44:42What is this?
44:43I love this.
44:48Oh, I love a duck.
44:50Oh, look.
44:51Oh, look.
44:53Justin, take Heather for a ride.
44:54So this.
44:54Ready?
44:55Keep following her.
44:57Follow her.
44:57Follow her.
44:59You're driving up!
45:01Oh!
45:06That's a .
45:09Heather?
45:11You good?
45:12Yeah, I'm good.
45:13Do you want anything else?
45:14What can I do for you?
45:15Drink something.
45:17I'm good.
45:18Okay.
45:18Fine, this is a traditional Tuscan cheesecake. Yeah, it's 500 grams of Philadelphia 500 grams of our mascarpone
45:25200 grams of sugar three eggs plus one yo zest of two oranges. I'm right here for you darling
45:33How many eggs do you want in that three and then three and then two yokes three plus one yoke
45:38actually
45:50I'm all for Angie having a throw-up get that out of your woman get it out and carry on
45:55that's creating energy and space
45:57We got dinner and drinks ahead lady crack on
46:01Hey grab that mix would you please the mix the cheesecake mix?
46:05Yeah, make sure you like touch them really delicately because your fingerprints are going all over the lovely clean glass
46:12Yeah, they are
46:20Did you put sugar in there and what cheesecake
46:25No, I thought I just added the eggs and the yolk
46:29You just okay
46:31Wow
46:33Dessert
46:35They generally have sugar and just moving forward. They gave you the recipe. I don't cook very often
46:40Saying you have passion for food. Okay. That's an incredibly vague statement. I'm not
46:47Trained
46:48I'm just passionate
46:51Not I'm good at cooking or I'm fairly good at cooking or I good at baking no no
46:56I just have a passion for food
46:59I didn't start cooking for guests until the last three charters of last season
47:03It's actually quite smart because you're evading all
47:06Accountability for your future actions
47:08I'm not in pastry chef passion for food could potentially mean I have absolutely zero cooking skills
47:16It's actually quite clever because it fooled me stupid stupid
47:22I hate this
47:31All crew all crew we are good for 7 30 dinner coffee
47:36Jason Jason we need your help angie is in the cabin. She is feeling seasick coffee. I'm on my way
47:42Thank you. I'll get some coal pack
47:45Can you help me with something just so I don't look so ugly when the captain comes
47:49Girl that smoke glass on me. Don't help me at all
47:55That's good time baby
47:56Let me know if you're in here
47:59Get in bitch
48:02Yes
48:02Hello
48:03Hi all this love and care Mary by my side the captain here
48:09I see me here you go that looks really pretty and Mike is getting you wine glasses
48:15I'll tell you what I'm getting good at this
48:17Yeah, good job like it a lot. Here we go
48:21Are you gonna be sitting for dinner you you're gonna run you think you can eat?
48:24Maybe some crackers. I'm gonna stand here and have dinner in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Oh, thank you
48:31So they both want dinner in bed, okay
48:34Just put a little bronze around my side parts
48:37Just like god made me. Should we go get a drink? Yeah, let's go get a drink. This is nice.
48:42It kind of seals it in here
48:43Rouillet buffalo mozzarella salad open sesame
48:48Hi
48:52Looks functional in here doesn't it looks sort of seething
48:57Golly we have gas at the table. That's a good time for plating. All right
49:04Michael Jackson
49:07Save this to the lady. Yeah, yeah, stop going. She's taking that one cheers to all of us. Thanks primary
49:14This is the good time girls victory tour. Let's enjoy it together. What am I taking?
49:18Burrata salad with marinara pecorino romano twill and crispy basil
49:25Thank you. What is this? Well, hello. Here you have burrata with a pecorino twill and a crispy basil leaf.
49:33Yummy delicious
49:34Thank you so much. Is Mary here?
49:38Mary went to the restroom for a minute. We're missing angie and mary's commentary. Oh my god
49:43The chef he gets down put some lemon juice in there, please the next course give me five minutes
49:49Let me do it because I can't have any ups at all on this one. Yeah
49:53I do not miss mary's commentary
49:56Oh, dear frittany we have a rule what you can only talk if they're right in front of you
50:05I mean there's other people at the table you're mad at that you are not saying something about who are
50:11you mad at
50:13She said that you big sister her and are in her business and she doesn't want your advice and it's
50:18okay
50:18And she said that you pretend to have seizures and go to a level 100 and it's and she doesn't
50:23believe anything that comes out of your mouth
50:28Drama drama is in the air i've never had a seizure in my life
50:35That's a horrible thing to say about somebody the next course is ready
50:40Please thank you interior galley needs to know whether or not they should plate
50:45There are people who do have seizures and they are very serious one of which was my child. Oh my
50:51god
50:52I need to know now they're fighting about seizures everything's up in the air
50:56I really I don't have an answer for you right now. I find that
50:59To be despicable my child
51:02See this is what i'm talking about here we go where's daisy hell like what is going on you go
51:08from zero
51:09Are you kidding me you can stop are you serious?
51:15You did not need to say that i'm in the dark here darlings
51:19Okay you think it's funny so like there's broken glass on the table can you come in clear
51:25It's nuts holy
51:28Oh that's kicking off
51:30Sally the guests are still eating if we could get a time that would be great
51:36I don't know when they're gonna stop eating it's all kicking off
51:41Oh
51:42You might go from zero to a hundred and point two seconds being insane
51:48absolutely insane
51:50first meal of the first charter and the guests are already killing each other
52:02These bitches are next level delulu i am over this
52:09I've never seen them talk about it wow
52:12Daisy daisy ben
52:14This season on the low deck down under
52:18First person to jump off this marina butt naked gets a thousand dollars
52:25It's all fun and games until it's not anymore
52:28Pussy whiner step to the wall oh my god
52:33To making new friendships working together on boards making memories
52:40No
52:49Why probably the kind of person i'm attracted to absolute dickheads yeah i like a dickhead
52:56Are you guys in love or what i don't know
52:59Eddie is on my mind but it's nice getting to know ben
53:03I like you okay you are my advice okay the away from the two of them
53:11Stupid stupid i have discovered some inabilities with my sous chef they look like
53:17but it's too much
53:19Is it on hand in the galley who's calling shots around here i'm here to put the pressure on stop
53:25doing that
53:25But that's my job i wouldn't say it's five-star service this is miserable the food needs to be here
53:31now
53:32They're getting annoying all this is is ego well it's not a boat and she's gonna learn that
53:38I'm being used as an easy target for people to go
53:40Get off my dick mate okay you can get off the bows get off the bows get off the bows
53:47Where this got to is not acceptable we're trying to get a job done ignore the small things
53:52Don't bitch about me behind my back we have to band together before everything falls apart
53:58yourself boss all now off you wanker
54:06We're the best with a tent on a stick doll
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