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00:13I'm the stiffest zombie that you've ever seen in your life, and I don't mean in a good way.
00:18Bring it, baby, bring it, huh? You guys shut the f*** off about me.
00:22Oh, that's kicking off out there.
00:24You're not a good friend.
00:25Okay.
00:26You're just not.
00:26I didn't ask you.
00:27How are they still fighting?
00:28You brought a stuffed animal?
00:30Good night, baby.
00:31You are a mother.
00:32That's right.
00:33I'm throwing that s*** overboard.
00:35Ben, that's my favourite animal.
00:37Good.
00:38How are you, darling?
00:39Better now.
00:41You like that, right?
00:41I am actually single.
00:43I broke up with my fiancée.
00:45They do say to get over someone, you've got to find someone else.
00:49What type of girl do you usually go for?
00:51Alicia.
00:53He's got great body.
00:54She looked at me.
00:56The muffin looks strange, yeah?
00:57What happened?
00:58I don't think they look too bad.
01:00They're still f***ing raw.
01:01They look like s***.
01:03The head chef, he expects me to know what to do, and I've literally no idea what the f***
01:07I'm doing.
01:08Poor babe.
01:09Because he's having to carry you, isn't he?
01:10No, I'm being dragged through this s***.
01:12What the f*** am I doing?
01:14I'm crying every single day.
01:16I can't do the dally.
01:17Ben's mood swings.
01:18It is so toxic.
01:19If you can find someone with a greater skill than me, I just can't do it.
01:31I'm doing my absolute best, and I can tolerate it for a certain amount of time, but it's three
01:36days in and I'm losing my head.
01:39I'm really sorry, but I'm waving the white flag, and I just can't do it.
01:43Just like my flight and flight mode is on all the time, and it's genuinely, it's genuinely,
01:48like, it's genuinely too much.
01:50It's just everything is going wrong.
01:54It's not how I want it.
01:55But what the f*** do I know?
01:57All right, here we go.
01:57You've spoken to Ben about this?
02:00No.
02:01You can't change.
02:03Yeah.
02:04It would be a better vote if you had someone that had a better skill set than me.
02:08Yeah.
02:12This is happening at the moment because we're understaffed as the first hurdles, but it's
02:17actually probably going to get better when he gets on top of things.
02:20I don't want you going through this season like this continuously, but I'm actually hoping
02:25that you can put his personality to one side and just see how you can fit in.
02:30I brought Alicia back this season because I want her to continue to grow in the industry,
02:34and I know that she wants to be a chef.
02:36I do like her energy, and she is a friend, and I want her to be on board.
02:40This is a great opportunity for her.
02:41I don't want her to throw it away after one charter.
02:44I had this vision of you coming out of the end of it and just, like, learning so much.
02:48Yeah, that was my vision two days ago.
02:50Well, can we readdress that vision together?
02:53Can we have a vision board?
02:54Yeah.
02:55I don't want to let Jason down, but I'm actually just at the end of my tether.
03:10Oh, Beanie, please.
03:11I would be disappointed if she left.
03:15I'd be disappointed with myself too.
03:18Oh, this is so pretty.
03:20Wow.
03:20Still in, isn't it?
03:21I can't tell, yeah.
03:22Are we still in?
03:23Where are we?
03:24Can I win still?
03:24I actually don't know.
03:26I don't know.
03:28What you'd want is this one here?
03:30Okay.
03:30Thanks, guys.
03:32Hey, is this one nipple cover?
03:34Where's the second nipple cover?
03:35I put the other one on the mirror.
03:36Oh, okay, great.
03:37Oh, there's two on the mirror.
03:38There's a muesli in the crew mask.
03:40Push that out in the table.
03:42Not the box.
03:43No, not the box.
03:45Not the box.
03:46We don't do boxes here.
03:47Anything for you, Daisy.
03:49Me and Daisy have been getting on very well.
03:51She's very independent, very strong-willed, plus five foot in blonde hair.
03:56That's ticking a lot of boxes.
03:58Everything with interior, try and do super soft.
04:01So, like, yeah, closing this and, like, yeah.
04:04I'm like, oh.
04:06Hello, Chefie.
04:07How are you doing?
04:08Good, thank you.
04:09Sorry that ran over a little bit longer than I expected.
04:11All right, you're fine.
04:12Jason, just a reminder, the guest requested yoga this morning.
04:16I just can't resist Heather's bone.
04:17I have to spank it every time I see her.
04:19Morning.
04:19Good morning, Captain Jason.
04:20We're ready.
04:21We're ready for some yoga.
04:23Get the lime juice out, soy.
04:24We'll do a nice sort of Asian dressing.
04:27Okay, we're all right.
04:27We're just going to do a little sun salutation.
04:29Ready?
04:29Okay, sun salutation.
04:31I know this guy.
04:31And breathe down and out.
04:37And push up into downward dog.
04:39How are you feeling, Britt?
04:40Lisa can say whatever she wants, and she just gets to say, oh, I'm sorry, and that's the
04:45end of it, and I'm kind of over it.
04:47But do you know what I'm saying?
04:48No.
04:49Right leg up and then right leg forward.
04:51I guarantee I will never hear an apology for all the horrible things she spewed at me last
04:56night.
04:57Back down.
04:58There's a big kaboom that happens.
05:00It's bulls and I hate it.
05:02And downward dog.
05:03I'm a moron.
05:04And this, I didn't call her anything.
05:06Yoga's a form of meditation.
05:07It's where you're supposed to be zanned and relaxed.
05:09And she's not going to apologize to me.
05:11Gee, they really destroy that, don't they?
05:13I'm going to namaste out of this one.
05:15I've got to go drive the boat in a minute.
05:17Namaste.
05:17Namaste.
05:18Heaven knows we need it.
05:22No, just use the lime juice, honey.
05:24Lime juicer?
05:25We've got lime juice in the bottom of the fridge.
05:27Please, can you use that?
05:31I love you, Ben, and I really respect you, but I don't want to be here.
05:37I actually hate you.
05:38What's going on?
05:39Talk to me.
05:41Well, I cry every day.
05:43I can't do the job.
05:45You'll be better off with someone with more qualifications.
05:47I realize a lot of this stress is because you aren't a chef, and sometimes I treat you like
05:53a chef, okay?
05:54The temperament's too much for me.
05:56The what?
05:56The temperament.
05:58What temperament?
05:59No, the outbursts, I'm fine.
06:01Outbursts, fine.
06:02And I always find that everything's my fault.
06:03It's just too much.
06:04Please understand that, you know, what we do requires, like, a lot of perfection, and
06:08it's really hard for me to let go of that.
06:11I don't want to upset you.
06:13I grew up in really hardcore kitchens, and it's hard to get that out, you know?
06:17Kitchens are scary places.
06:18Yeah, they are.
06:19And I'm sorry.
06:20Okay?
06:20I'm sorry.
06:21She's saying that she respects me, and that she wants to quit at the same time.
06:27It feels terrible.
06:28I should be a good boss and a good leader, and if someone's going to quit on me, that's
06:35not good for me.
06:36And yeah, I am a bit of a dick to work with, okay?
06:39I'm going to admit that.
06:41And I can be utterly useless, so fair enough.
06:44That's it, love.
06:46So, I don't know.
06:47Just to make sure, go through here.
06:49Come back.
06:50Okay, so that'll be your spring line.
06:52Are you ready?
06:53I'm ready.
06:54I can't wait to take a dip in the ocean.
06:58Oh, you're such an angel.
07:00Okay.
07:00Okay.
07:01Always clear.
07:02Okay.
07:03Go, go, go, go.
07:04Let's go.
07:04Daisy, can you come to the bridge, please?
07:06Copy.
07:07On my way.
07:07Uni!
07:08Free the unicorn!
07:10You're going to love it!
07:11Yay!
07:12What is going on?
07:14R.I.P. Uni.
07:15One, two, three!
07:18Woo!
07:19Goodbye, uni!
07:21Oh, s***.
07:22Right now, we're polluting the sea with a f***ing unicorn.
07:25It's a finable offence, a jailable offence.
07:28No matter how colourful the thing is, it's still littering.
07:31Saving the day.
07:32Saving the unicorn.
07:33So, this season...
07:35Oh, the man news.
07:36No, they're not man news.
07:37They're not man news.
07:38They're reviews.
07:39Oh, wow.
07:40For our guests.
07:43They're going to go into a beautifully designed box.
07:45They walk off, and a lot of them don't want to tell us what they really feel.
07:48Okay.
07:48I think it's something I can look at as a captain, and actually analyze where things are moving.
07:52It's making me quiet.
07:55Oh, is it?
07:56Well, I mean, good pressure.
07:58I am nervous.
07:59I don't know what these zombie women are going to tell Jason, but, you know, I'm good at reflection.
08:03I think it's a great idea to progress, and even better, if I got a good comment, winning.
08:09Cool.
08:09Okay, I think it's a great idea.
08:10Thanks, Jason.
08:11Jason, Jason.
08:12How long until we need to lift anchor?
08:14We're ready to go.
08:15Lifting anchor.
08:16Hi, Daisy.
08:17I just wanted to give you feedback forms.
08:20Oh, okay.
08:20You can put it in the box in the bar.
08:22Thank you, ladies.
08:25An anchor off the CV.
08:27Amazing!
08:28Anchor coming to waterline now.
08:31Anchor is high.
08:32Follow me.
08:33Oh, my gosh.
08:34Look at this.
08:35It's so pretty.
08:36Golly, golly, Daisy.
08:37We can start going with breakfast.
08:39Just deep breaths.
08:43Okay.
08:45What is my position for the murdering operation?
08:48So you're going to be with me here?
08:49Copy.
08:50We have some pastries.
08:51Oh, gorgeous.
08:53Katie and Mike, please sit up for your heaving lines.
08:56Copy.
08:56How are you two feeling today is the real question?
08:59I'm a survivor.
09:00I can deal with a lot of hatred thrown at me without a problem.
09:04This little pea brain behind me.
09:07Okay.
09:08I barely know.
09:09I mean, at this stage, if they weren't fighting, I'd genuinely be worried.
09:13What she did was wrong.
09:14It is not wrong.
09:15Okay.
09:16I didn't know why.
09:17I'm going to be with Jared.
09:18I actually think I'd have to pull out the defib.
09:21I'd be like, are you alive?
09:22Are you okay?
09:24Can you hear me?
09:25I'm not talking to you.
09:27I think they forgot about every single meal.
09:30That's why I don't think they eat.
09:31That's why they're all so skinny.
09:32They forget.
09:33That's what we should do.
09:33We should fight so we forget to eat.
09:35You bitch.
09:38Clear to swing.
09:40A fourth quarter.
09:40Clear to swing.
09:41Fourth side is opening nice and steady.
09:43Perfect.
09:44Clear to come astern.
09:46You literally made something up out of nothing.
09:50And that's way worse than talking about an actual thing.
09:53You started it.
09:54Then our forward leading spring now.
09:56Nice.
09:56Okay.
09:57Nice.
09:58Well done.
09:58Here we go.
09:59She can call me a pea brain and you can call me a dingbat.
10:03Is there any friends here for me?
10:05Get the other line ready here.
10:06You want me to throw this?
10:07Okay.
10:08Four meters on our starboard quarter.
10:10Spring line is connected.
10:12Bowline on.
10:13Half is locked off.
10:14We nailed it.
10:15Well done, Matt.
10:17I'm going to go change.
10:18I'm going to need to be packed up and off the boat.
10:19So only haters think other people are haters.
10:22And I'll just leave it at that.
10:24Are you sad we're leaving?
10:25I'm good.
10:26I can tell you're just sobbing.
10:27It's so sad.
10:28Your honest feedback helps us.
10:30Please share your thoughts and your experience.
10:32Who stood out the most?
10:32I think we all know.
10:33Mike.
10:34What stood out the most?
10:35Not who.
10:38Just got that little one in.
10:39Nice.
10:40Brittany, do you have your comment card?
10:41Are we folding them?
10:42Well, I am.
10:43All crew, please give me a five.
10:45Let's go, guys.
10:46Where am I going?
10:46Here.
10:47Yeah.
10:47Thanks.
10:47Here's the ladies.
10:49Best crew ever.
10:51Thank you for everything.
10:52Lovely meeting.
10:54Bye, Rosie.
10:56Bye, Rosie.
10:57I'm going to miss these housewives.
10:58Oh, how I love the drama.
11:01We've had the trip of a lifetime.
11:03You guys absolutely rose to the occasion.
11:05This is a small token of our appreciation.
11:08Thank you very much.
11:08And we want you guys to go out on the town and just do us proud.
11:11That's all we ask.
11:12Thank you very much.
11:14We love you.
11:14I really appreciate it.
11:15Love you.
11:16Bye, guys.
11:17I love you guys.
11:19We find this in the water.
11:20I was told that went over the shit.
11:22I think Chihuahua got us.
11:25Yeah, yeah.
11:26Who's threw it over for real?
11:27I have no idea.
11:28Safe travels.
11:29Bye.
11:30Does it still work?
11:31No, it's broken.
11:32Tip meeting soon, guys.
11:33Get the blues on.
11:34Get into it.
11:34Cheers.
11:36I have not seen that thing since two nights ago.
11:38I would never do that.
11:38Scandal, scandal, scandal.
11:40Oh, my gosh.
11:41Was it Meredith and you guys were trying to cover for her?
11:43I can finally hear myself think.
11:57Check the carbons first.
11:59Yeah.
11:59What do you think we've got for water?
12:0125.1.
12:02I'm going to go for 27.
12:04What the f*** is this?
12:07Chatter one.
12:08Let's get into it.
12:09Come on.
12:09Send it.
12:13Delayed it.
12:13Delayed.
12:14Nothing happened.
12:20Five star.
12:21Five star.
12:23Loved all the access to the water toys.
12:28More magic, Mike.
12:30What could be improved?
12:32Not a damn thing.
12:33That's good to hear.
12:34Can I borrow your phone?
12:35What are you after?
12:36I'm going to follow myself.
12:36How do you spell your name?
12:37A-L-E-S-I-A.
12:39Chilled sexy vibes.
12:40Chilled sexy vibes?
12:41Yeah.
12:42Followed.
12:43Attention all crew.
12:45We meet in the main salon for a tip meeting.
12:47Copy for Daisy.
12:48Copy, Captain.
12:50Oh, what a day, guys.
12:51Oh, what a day.
12:53Righto, guys.
12:54The first tip meeting of the season.
12:55Eee.
12:55Woo, woo, woo.
12:56We didn't expect to start off with a crew member down.
12:59There was professional docking.
13:01The food went out perfect.
13:02The service was amazing.
13:04This season, we have some review cards from all the charter guests.
13:08They get a chance to say what they feel.
13:11In general, it was absolutely five star.
13:14Nice.
13:15Mike gets a lot of mentions.
13:18Come on, Mikey.
13:20I think we just did really well.
13:21So that brings me to another point.
13:23The helmet has become a bit of a staple.
13:26For the newbies, the purpose of it is, when you wear it out, this is just a little bit
13:30of self-reflection, so you can actually improve.
13:34However, I don't think we can give it out this charter.
13:36Yay!
13:37Okay?
13:38Everyone had to put in 100%.
13:40Everyone's happy.
13:41Let's just keep the energy up.
13:42If anyone deserves the helmet, it's probably the housewives.
13:46I think everyone just put in 100%.
13:48And that just shows, because the tip is the biggest tip I've ever seen in my life.
13:56$35,000.
13:57Oh, yes!
14:01That's amazing.
14:02We will be getting $2,900 each.
14:05Oh, my God!
14:07That's brilliant.
14:08That's insane.
14:09That's insane.
14:11Oh, what, Ben, who?
14:12I had a stressful time.
14:13I cried every day.
14:14Doesn't matter, because I'm rich.
14:17Listen, go out tonight.
14:18Look after each other.
14:20I'm happy.
14:20Cheers, everyone.
14:21Well done.
14:23So, too.
14:31Can I join you on a glass of wine?
14:33Wine?
14:33I have.
14:34You're going to do really well with this.
14:36It's good for everything.
14:37Except my teeth.
14:41I'm a stand-up comedian.
14:43Oh, really?
14:44Oh, I am, yeah.
14:44Okay.
14:45So, where can I watch you?
14:47It's a subscription thing.
14:48I'll pay for it.
14:49It's fine.
14:50Okay.
14:51Usually, with older men, they seem like they have their s*** together.
14:55They probably have a dog and a house already.
14:58There's a maturity there that you won't find in a 20-year-old still cradling next to mommy.
15:05It's become a life mission for me to make you at least laugh.
15:09A little bit.
15:11Oi, oi, oi, let's get this s*** on the road.
15:14Yeah, I got the clothes.
15:16I got the sauce just like I should.
15:17You're wearing jean shorts.
15:19Yeah.
15:19They love that in the eastern hemisphere.
15:22In the eastern hemisphere.
15:26Do you need to do all your neck hairs?
15:28Yeah.
15:28Easy.
15:29I'll get rid of all yous.
15:29My neck hair grows at an obscene rate.
15:32Tonight, I am really looking forward to Dancefloor, Alicia, and Dancefloor.
15:37Yeah, let's go.
15:38I'm in here.
15:39I'm sweaty.
15:40I need to put deodorant on.
15:43It could be pretty.
15:45It's all right.
15:46Yeah?
15:47Mine's about bad.
15:48Take it off so I can smell properly.
15:52It's quite divine, actually.
15:53Yeah, that's what I mean.
15:53It's all right.
15:55Let's go!
15:58Yay!
16:02What is this place here?
16:03Small town, but it is some party out here.
16:06Let's go.
16:07Look, it's a doggy over there.
16:08I love dogs.
16:11I'm only just going to show you Dancefloor.
16:13Patool, what do you want?
16:14I don't have a run phone.
16:15Patool?
16:15Save.
16:16Another four run punches.
16:17Come on.
16:18Boogie, boogie, boogie.
16:19Woo!
16:28I love my dad dancing.
16:29You've got the sprinkler.
16:31You've got the shopping troll.
16:32You have a little look around.
16:34You've got the golf swing.
16:35You've got the lawn mower.
16:36There's a whole plethora.
16:37And if anyone critiques it, they're wrong,
16:38because you can't critique dad dancing.
16:40He looks like he's a bird and trying to ruffle his feathers
16:44to attract the mate.
16:49There we go!
16:51Eddie is sweet, isn't he?
16:53He's like a little puppy dog.
16:54Oh!
17:01That was insane.
17:03I've never seen anything like that.
17:04Here we go.
17:06Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
17:09Narrative!
17:09If I'm not dismissive, get out of my house!
17:11Wow!
17:24Do you want to do some sexy dancing?
17:30Oh, that woman, Alicia.
17:32If I had to take anyone home, it would probably be Eddie.
17:44I love you.
17:46Eddie, I had a blah.
17:47I had a blah.
17:49A blem and over happiness.
17:51You can do whatever you want.
17:53I do!
17:54I do.
17:55Kiss me!
17:58You can't get the wrong opinion!
18:00I have a tin heart.
18:01Well, ok then.
18:01Wait, what?
18:02Did you want a police face?
18:03We all think that it's good.
18:05You don't want a police face.
18:06You can't get the wrong opinion.
18:16You can do whatever you want.
18:18I do do whatever you want.
18:20Kiss me.
18:23You can't get the wrong opinion.
18:24I can't have a team.
18:26I can't take it to you, too.
18:29I met my boyfriend in Whistler in an acro barn in Canada.
18:34He was standing on the chairs, dancing.
18:36And he pulled me up and he said,
18:37You all right, darling, do you want a drink?
18:38And that was that, really.
18:40However, he knows that I'm, like, really, really flirty.
18:43We've only been together two months.
18:45And for the record, with Eddie.
18:47I did think about it. It did cross my mind.
18:49There's that flirtyness, but then she's not.
18:51She is just giving out mix signals.
18:53Keeping my lips where they need to be.
18:56Around a burger or some sausages.
18:59No, not those guys' sausages.
19:02Right, let's go. Let's party on the boat. Come on.
19:05Let's go.
19:07I'm hungry.
19:09This is us.
19:10This is us.
19:11I'm not a sauce.
19:12Thank you so much.
19:14We're going into the jacuzzi.
19:15I love you night.
19:16Are you going to bed?
19:17We're going up to the jacuzzi.
19:18I am so tired.
19:20It was coming over, James.
19:22All right, darling.
19:23Take your budgies off your balls into the spell.
19:26You'd like that, wouldn't you?
19:27What?
19:28What?
19:28Oh, ow.
19:30Good night.
19:31I love you.
19:32Good night.
19:34Hey, you.
19:34How are you, darling?
19:36You all right?
19:36I am okay.
19:40Good.
19:40You look okay.
19:41You seem okay.
19:42Okay.
19:42Yeah.
19:43I reckon you're going to be all right.
19:45I think you will be.
19:47Yay!
19:48Hot tub party!
19:50Oh, f***ing hell.
19:53Okay, everybody get involved for a game.
19:56Shake, go on your boys, the cream.
19:57That is a good one.
19:59Cream, baby, shake, marry, kill.
20:00Go on.
20:01Okay.
20:01Go.
20:02Kill.
20:03I'm going to have a bed because we're, like, got to eat you.
20:07Yeah, it's not a bad thing.
20:09You'd kill me.
20:10Yeah, but, like, in a really good way.
20:12I would marry Mike because I feel like I could get you to do anything.
20:19I mean, at least I'm not a one-night stand.
20:22I think I'd f*** Janna because I think she grew great head.
20:26All right, let's see how it is.
20:28You'll be gone.
20:29You go.
20:30No bubbles in this.
20:31I'd marry you and I'd kill you then.
20:36I don't have time to think about this.
20:38You know what?
20:39I wouldn't kill myself to spite you.
20:44What the f*** does that mean, bro?
20:46I would just keep myself alive just to piss you off.
20:50Okay, Ben, you are your favorite name.
20:53There's something called chef comradery.
20:55You wouldn't know about that, right?
20:56No.
20:57You might learn it one day.
20:59No, I'm not going to.
21:00Get back in your box.
21:02You're being a dick.
21:03I'm not going to be a chef.
21:04Oh, stop.
21:05No.
21:06Stop.
21:07Ben, stop.
21:09Stop.
21:09Wait, so where's your p*** around your feet?
21:11It's our game.
21:12Oh, okay, so let's be funny and just say, I want to kill my department head.
21:17Oh, we won't.
21:18Get your shagberry killed me.
21:20Go on.
21:21What is going on here?
21:23It's a f***ing game.
21:24I don't want to f***ing know one.
21:26I don't want to f***ing kill anyone.
21:27Like, get out of your own f***ing head.
21:29Mr. Ben, if you want me to shake your hand and say, I'm sorry for the comment.
21:33We won't play the f***ing game.
21:35Do I have a chance of your camaraderie?
21:39Yes, you do.
21:40Come, come, come, come, come, come.
21:42I just put my hand out, mate.
21:44Do you have my back for the rest of the season?
21:47I just said yes a million f***ing times.
21:49I'm shaking your hand.
21:50So you do?
21:50You got my back for the rest of the season?
21:54Yeah, f***ing do.
21:55Put the f***ing stick with my hand.
21:57F***ing go.
21:57Go, go, go.
21:58Go, go, go.
21:59Go, go, go.
22:00Go, go, go.
22:03I just didn't think it was very funny.
22:05I have to say, it seemed like I was.
22:08And it didn't play.
22:10Hey, hey, hey.
22:12Hey.
22:13Oh, hey.
22:15I was really fine.
22:15Oh, no, no, no.
22:16I was fine.
22:18OK, but I had...
22:23I'm just...
22:24I'm so f***ing tired.
22:25I'm just...
22:26I'm just...
22:27I'm not so late.
22:28I'm not so late.
22:29It's just work.
22:30Remember, it's just work.
22:32Yeah, it's just work.
22:33It's just work.
22:36It's just work.
22:37I'm just...
22:39I'm more sensitive because...
22:46Everyone's just f***ing let me down.
22:49That's what I'm saying.
22:50I was meant to get married last year.
22:53And I caught her.
22:55Um, she had been seeing one of my friends for a very long time.
23:01And I spent $50,000 on a wedding that I didn't attend.
23:07And that's why I'm more sensitive now,
23:09because I lack faith in humanity.
23:15That's it, yeah.
23:20You can do this.
23:21You can do anything.
23:23You've done it before.
23:24What I want to do is just cook good food.
23:39And just run a good department.
23:43That's it.
23:43That's the challenge.
23:44I've been where you've been.
23:46And...
23:46I'm so sensitive right now.
23:47I know.
23:48I know.
23:48I mean, it's a lot.
23:49You can do those.
23:51Okay?
23:52I just...
23:53I'm so tired.
23:54I have a slap.
23:54I know, you're tired.
23:55I'm just thinking the guy's got fun.
23:56Yeah, you're tired.
23:56Yeah, I just, oh yeah, that's pretty good science.
24:01Okay, this time I get to bed,
24:03this is absolutely .
24:04Nice, I love you all.
24:09See you all.
24:10Love you.
24:12Desi.
24:13See you Lidia with a little kiss.
24:14Nope.
24:16Ew, no, no, no, no.
24:20Oh my God.
24:35I'm disgusted with myself.
24:37Dude, I feel disgusting.
24:39I've had a full-blown cuss out in my head of department.
24:42I feel like absolute , I've got to go.
24:44I had this big dream to be a chef,
24:47but Ben's a challenge, the galley's a challenge.
24:50My mum said, you're probably not cut out to be a chef.
24:53And to be honest, I pretty much agree.
24:56I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
24:56Oh, now the fun begins.
25:02Get down.
25:03Morning.
25:04Morning.
25:04When is my shoe coming?
25:06Tomorrow.
25:06So Mike, you are mine.
25:08Right, I've got to go.
25:09Okay, thanks, Jason.
25:10No worries.
25:10We need to start at the top and work our way bottom.
25:13Today is like crunch time, yeah.
25:16Can you drain the jacuzzi?
25:17Because we're gonna fill it up again on the way.
25:19I think we need to dry the thick.
25:21Cool.
25:22Why is it so wet?
25:24Hello, mate.
25:25Did you kiss anyone last night, or?
25:26I had a chat with Alicia last night.
25:28She was like very flirty, and then I just went,
25:31if you've got a boyfriend, just break up with him.
25:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:33End of the day, I'm single, I can do what I want.
25:36I went full sprint.
25:38If it happens, it happens.
25:40What are you doing on deck, mate?
25:42Shoo, shoo.
25:42Do you not realize I'm the deck Stu?
25:45I just heard Stu in that sentence.
25:47You need to give me more deck jobs.
25:49I actually think you actually don't want to work with us.
25:52I'm pointing you off, mate.
25:53You actually don't like us anymore?
25:55Nah.
25:57Where is Mike?
25:58It's time to wake up, darling.
26:00No, it's...
26:01Are you feeling about getting into the galley with Alicia this morning?
26:04What would be the problem?
26:05I think it didn't even kick off the way it kicked off.
26:07Go apologise and be nice.
26:09So basically what you're saying is Alicia was an absolute disgrace last night.
26:14But to keep the peace...
26:16You should say, I'm sorry.
26:17I should say...
26:18Be the bigger person.
26:19I'm up for it.
26:20Did anyone want to kill you?
26:22I'm a delight.
26:23Nobody wants to kill me.
26:24You're nice.
26:26With Ben, I love his charisma.
26:29I've never met a person like him.
26:31Like, he's...
26:32Everybody would say cuckoo.
26:34No, no.
26:34They actually call me Seesaw Benny.
26:36Seesaw Benny.
26:37Yeah.
26:38But I feel like everybody doesn't understand him, maybe.
26:41And he's actually a good person.
26:44You just need to filter through all the layers.
26:46I won't go to a park without Seesaw.
26:49You still go to parks?
26:51Yeah.
26:51Yeah?
26:52Jenna, go crack on with Calvin.
26:54Yeah.
26:54Can you talk to Ben?
26:55Yeah.
27:02Damn.
27:03How are you doing, Oya?
27:04Yeah, good, really good.
27:05Come and meet the cabin.
27:06Oh, ****.
27:07How do I get down this way?
27:10I need you to vacuum everything.
27:13After that, we can do toilet paper, folds, all of it.
27:16My head's in agony.
27:20I've got no energy.
27:22Morning, Captain.
27:23How are you?
27:25What's up?
27:26Well, I don't know.
27:27I just thought with the stewardess being down,
27:29that there might be an opportunity to be a stewardess.
27:32Well, I was making phone calls two days ago to stewardesses.
27:35I'm just telling you right now, it won't work for the whole season.
27:39So either we need to find another sous chef and I step down,
27:42or I become a stewardess and stay on the boat.
27:45It's a big ask.
27:47I've given her all the opportunities here to become a chef and to learn,
27:50and now she's running.
27:51At some stage, she's going to have to learn to stick the hard things out.
27:56I need a galley hand, you know?
27:58I need someone to help.
27:59Ben.
28:00Let's find the best solution for us all, yeah?
28:03Hey.
28:04Hey, how are you?
28:05You okay?
28:06Do you want to let her like drink?
28:07Um, yeah, actually I do.
28:09Thanks.
28:10Mike!
28:11Did I try and kiss you before I went to bed?
28:12You did.
28:14So sorry.
28:16Don't screw the crew.
28:17I'm your boss.
28:18It would be a bit awkward if I screwed the boss.
28:20I'll wait until we finish work then.
28:24I don't date people in my department.
28:26It's just not smart.
28:28And I certainly cannot hook up with someone who loves their hair more than they like me.
28:32You're chatting?
28:33Yeah.
28:33I was just making that up with a late drink.
28:35Do you need to go?
28:36Yeah, come on.
28:37Let me go.
28:38I'm watching you.
28:41Oh, my God.
28:42Ben, better by you.
28:43I'm gonna kiss.
28:46Hey, how are you?
28:48How was last night, mate?
28:49Babe.
28:50I actually think we need more normal onions.
28:53Olive oil as well, right?
28:56Yes.
28:57It was pretty bad last night, I'm not gonna lie.
29:00Is it?
29:00Yeah, it was just, it just went from zero to a hundred.
29:03I want to see her.
29:04Obviously, I know her from last season, but I also know her outside of Bonin, too.
29:09I've met her sister down in Sydney.
29:11I personally don't think they can do the season together.
29:14I was hoping they would.
29:16Yeah.
29:16But I think this is gonna keep going.
29:18But I also think it's gonna take away from their service.
29:20Yeah.
29:20It's gonna hinder the guest food, most importantly.
29:23I don't want to see Alicia go as well.
29:24She fits in great with the crew.
29:26Apparently, she was a stew before she was a stew chef.
29:28Um, but if, if, I don't know what your plan is, but from my end,
29:33I'm happy for her to join my team.
29:35Can I give you that?
29:36Thank you, thank you, thank you.
29:37No problem.
29:39And I've got a stewardess coming in.
29:40It's great.
29:40If I can't turn this girl back, she's flying.
29:42I might ring her up and see if she likes cooking.
29:46Yeah.
29:46Otherwise, we have to change to get a galley.
29:51I'm a little bit disappointed that Alicia can't just toughen up for a while.
29:55You know?
29:57Yeah.
29:58Anyway, thanks for the intel.
29:59Yeah, for sure.
30:00Don't worry.
30:02I'll just do it slowly.
30:03There you go.
30:04Well done.
30:05It's all about the rhythm, eh?
30:07Yes, that's true.
30:08Teamwork.
30:12Hello, hello.
30:13How are you?
30:14How's the travels?
30:15Everything's going well.
30:16How are you?
30:17Yeah, good, good.
30:18Look, I've got to run something by you.
30:21I had a bit of an issue in the galley.
30:22The team are just not getting on and I can make a change in the galley and let one of
30:26my crew members go.
30:28Or I could move her to the interior if there's any possibility that you would move into the
30:35galley.
30:36Um, I don't have much experience in the galley.
30:40Just tell me what you think.
30:44Um.
30:55I'm glad you got a nice sleep.
30:57I had so stupid dreams.
30:59About cats?
31:00Yes.
31:02For **** sake.
31:04I'm just now tidying up.
31:06Last bits.
31:07We'll knock it off guard to kick it in for tomorrow.
31:09Thanks, bud.
31:12That is the second one of the day.
31:16Attention, head to the department.
31:18Preference sheet meeting for Charter 2.
31:20Copy.
31:20Coffee coming.
31:21We're still sexy chill vibes up last night.
31:24Oh, chill sexy vibes forever.
31:26Good.
31:27And I appreciate you.
31:28I appreciate you.
31:29Much love.
31:30Oh my ****.
31:34Charter 2 guys.
31:36How are we?
31:37Good, thanks.
31:37Okay, Christian and his wife Annette.
31:40The Perrys, both real estate investors and former professional ballroom dancers.
31:44Glad to help.
31:45Christian Annette and their group of elite polo friends are no strangers to high standards
31:50and luxury.
31:51Alright guys, polo time!
31:53Let's go!
31:54Yeah, let's prep a basket for a polo.
31:56This one?
31:57No.
31:58My gosh, you got like 5,000 baskets in there.
32:01Annette's very particular and black caviar is a must.
32:04Some caviar, creme fraiche.
32:05He's more high maintenance.
32:06Boom!
32:07Right here.
32:08Do some white, some champagne and rose.
32:10Okay.
32:11Whoa!
32:12Our last super yacht experience was in Greece last year, but I left my favorite down pillow
32:18in the hotel in Athens.
32:20So, we headed to Mykonos and the owner went back to Athens to get the pillow for us.
32:25God bless him.
32:26Yes.
32:27They're joined by Adam, Roger, Gerate, Liz, Madison and Paolo to celebrate their friend
32:33Christian on his 50th birthday.
32:36We have people that have been in our wedding that are coming on this cruise with us.
32:39We got married on 11-11-11.
32:42That way I wouldn't forget.
32:43Are you going like that?
32:44No.
32:44So, go get changed.
32:46Do you wanna come with us?
32:49The guests are flying in via executive air.
32:52They're demanding.
32:52Not gonna be easy.
32:54Listen, um, the elephant in the room.
32:56The galley.
32:57There's some personality problems here, right?
32:59With you two getting on.
33:00And at the end of the day, if she's not 100% committed in there, it's only gonna tarnish
33:04your environment and your output.
33:06Now, Alicia, she wouldn't mind going into the interior.
33:10However, where does that leave me?
33:11I've got a stewardess that I've actually already got coming in.
33:13So, I contacted her and said, what's your passion in cooking?
33:16Her attitude was, I will do anything, I love learning and I wanna be on this boat.
33:22Obviously, it's your say, but I mean, would it be better to give Alicia one more charter,
33:29do you think?
33:30No, because then I need to train up two stewardesses in the interior.
33:33I need, like, one from now for the rest of the season.
33:37Okay, I got it.
33:38Yeah, no, I didn't think of that.
33:39I'm not saying the move into interior is gonna work either.
33:43You know, that's not...
33:44No, no, I know.
33:44So, but this is a move, you know...
33:47I'll see, see who the problem was.
33:49Look, I...
33:50I'm joking.
33:54It's obviously me.
33:56I'm okay with that.
33:58But I also, obviously, you wanna correct any issues that are in there too.
34:01Yes.
34:02So, I'm sure you can actually tone things down.
34:05Okay, so here's the stewardess.
34:07Oh, .
34:08Okay.
34:09Seven languages.
34:10Wait, I know this girl.
34:12It's the same.
34:12Alicia, can you come to the bridge?
34:15So, I'm serious?
34:16Stop it.
34:16I know her.
34:18Yeah?
34:19Yeah.
34:20Are we mums the word?
34:21All right, good.
34:21I wrote to her two weeks ago because I saw her on Instagram and I really liked her page.
34:29Scantily clad, you know, all the rest of it.
34:31Stuff that I enjoy.
34:33Whatever.
34:34And I said, would you like to come for a drink?
34:36And now she's my f***ing sous chef.
34:39The powers of manifestation.
34:41Dude, I've gotta be really well behaved.
34:45Take a seat.
34:49Okay.
34:50You've given me an ultimatum that you want to go.
34:53I understand if that environment was not good for you.
34:57But I do think you could have gone a little bit further to try and see if it could work
35:02out.
35:03Now, because I've worked with you and because we are friends, I don't want to see you go.
35:09I want to see you stay.
35:10But you've put me in a position where I have to ask the second stewardess, who's never been in the
35:15galley,
35:16to go in the galley and talking to her.
35:19She was a little bit disjointed, but is willing to do it.
35:23Whereas you weren't.
35:24You were very lucky.
35:25Mm-hmm.
35:26I want you to be happy.
35:28I just want to see some energy back.
35:30I want to see the person I know.
35:32And we just want to have our fingers crossed that the galley actually picks itself up.
35:36I would go 110% in order to make sure that this all goes smoothly.
35:41Does anyone have an idea what they want to do as a career?
35:43Because I'm 26 now and I'm about to square one.
35:47I think, hopefully, the stewardess path will be better suited towards me.
35:52I will make you so proud.
35:53I promise.
35:53I'm going.
35:54I'm going.
35:54From caterpillar to butterfly.
35:59Prada.
36:00Back to it.
36:01Decked in.
36:02Decked in.
36:02Boat looks great.
36:03We can knock off now.
36:03Copy.
36:04Okay.
36:08I hope this works out for Bing.
36:10How do you think that's going to go?
36:12Strattsville.
36:12Does he?
36:17And he's messaged her to make plans.
36:20I've tried to hook up with her.
36:22No, I don't know.
36:23I won't dig into that.
36:24Why not?
36:26Why else, I guess.
36:28They were texting on Instagram.
36:30Very Gen Z of them.
36:33Whatever.
36:34I don't give a .
36:40We forced it.
36:43Hi.
36:48Do you want a detail?
36:52Listen.
36:53I wanted you to be happy.
36:55All right.
36:55No, I'm over the moon.
36:57You know what it is?
36:58I'm going to miss you though.
36:59I really, I believe that.
37:00And I wish you luck.
37:02And I will always.
37:03And I'm your friend.
37:03Right?
37:04I want you to be happy.
37:05I really do.
37:06For her to quit on me just kind of .
37:09Like fail.
37:10So it's hard to describe how I feel about a new assistant coming in.
37:15I don't want someone to quit on me twice.
37:17I really don't want that.
37:19But anyway, I'm a chef and I shouldn't cry.
37:21So I'm just going to walk off there and cook something.
37:23But do you want to hug, then?
37:25No, I'm fine.
37:25I'm a chef.
37:26No, I'm going.
37:26I'm going.
37:27Look, Jeffs are strong people.
37:28Stop it.
37:29We don't need that.
37:30Oh, sweetie gollocks.
37:32I'm sorry.
37:33I overreacted.
37:34I overreacted.
37:35Meow, meow.
37:36Ugh.
37:37I need to go to bed.
37:38I'm not worried.
37:41Hey.
37:41How's it going?
37:42Tired.
37:43That's the new stewardess that's coming.
37:45My personal stewardess.
37:47Oh.
37:47I'm just massagers.
37:49I actually know her.
37:50Not very well at all, but I do know her.
37:52Her work experience.
37:53Morio Arabima, that's 70 meters.
37:56She can speak seven languages.
37:58Holy .
37:59What in the being Mandarin Chinese?
38:02Oh, so she's highly intelligent.
38:04Yes.
38:05Whatever.
38:06She's tall and thin and pretty.
38:09Exactly.
38:10I wouldn't say I'm competitive.
38:12Maybe.
38:14She is absolutely phenomenal.
38:17Dude, she's gorgeous.
38:19Whoa.
38:41It's not up to be in the car.
38:43Sure.
38:44Morning.
38:44Good morning.
38:45So you've been a stewardess before.
38:47Yeah, yeah.
38:47Okay, great.
38:48Ask me or Jenna if you have a question.
38:50Otherwise, just use your initiative.
38:52Okay.
38:52I'm with the guests a lot.
38:53So, Jenna will be managing you.
38:56Perfect.
38:56We're excited to have you.
38:58It's a privilege.
38:59And with the interior team, every break that we get would do like a break time shot.
39:03So we'll go to the bar and do tequilas.
39:05Tell him listen to anything he says basically.
39:07How are you feeling?
39:08You feeling all right?
39:08I'm a bit panicking right now.
39:10Why?
39:10I think the guests will be kind of tough.
39:13There's no doubt.
39:14But, once again, I think...
39:19Get out there.
39:21Regardless of how tough it is, we've got a strong team, so we do what we can, you know?
39:24I'm gonna run through the boat with Beanie.
39:27It's the bar, ice maker.
39:30We have cleaning supplies over here.
39:32And then, obviously, when we welcome them, we always have towels prepared, champagne here.
39:37All the spare glasses.
39:39Perfect.
39:40Now I have two stews underneath me, and that's a little bit more weight on my shoulders.
39:46Inside here, it all needs to be really good clean.
39:49Yeah.
39:49And a bag in this bed.
39:50I don't know Alyssa's skill set yet, but you know what?
39:54I'd rather the devil that you know than the devil that you don't.
39:57Think how good your bum's gonna be after the season.
40:00Give me a crew member, we need a crew member.
40:08Have you seen New Mate?
40:10Is she?
40:10Yeah, no.
40:10I don't know.
40:11Is she?
40:13I hope that I could have first pickings.
40:14She was gonna come to the interior, but Ben's better before.
40:17Yeah, he's got the upper hand.
40:19Fresh, mate.
40:20She's here.
40:24Hi, I'm Daisy.
40:26Wow.
40:26You look gorgeous.
40:28So do you.
40:29Welcome.
40:30Oh, we're happy to have you.
40:31Come on.
40:33I am so excited to be on Katina.
40:36Last charter season was extremely dramatic for me.
40:40Sometimes you just make me feel .
40:43If you feel that way, that's your own insecurity you're feeling.
40:46I am second Sue.
40:47Stop that.
40:48Since you don't know how boats work, second Sue outranks you.
40:52So that is who I am.
40:53I took some time to reflect and a lot of it was me getting a bit too emotional, which I
40:59need to be mindful of.
41:01Hey, nice to meet you.
41:02Nice to meet you.
41:03Lovely to meet you.
41:04Alicia.
41:04Alicia, nice to meet you.
41:05Hi.
41:06Hi, pleasure.
41:06Sorry, my hand's a bit wet.
41:07No worries.
41:07What are you?
41:08And Mike.
41:09Mike, nice to meet you.
41:09I like your dress, by the way.
41:11Hi, lovely to meet you.
41:12I'm Jenna.
41:14So nice to meet you.
41:15The interior team.
41:16Awesome.
41:17Yay.
41:17What's your name, by the way?
41:18Ellie.
41:19Nice to meet you guys.
41:21Yay.
41:22Ellie.
41:23You're so cute.
41:25We're going to have a great season.
41:26It's going to be awesome.
41:29Thank you for your help.
41:30I can grab you.
41:30Oh my God, of course.
41:31Feel a bit threatened.
41:32Nobody's a threat, darling.
41:33I have no competition with anybody.
41:35This is going to be very interesting.
41:39Paying talk right there.
41:41Down here we have Ben, your chef.
41:44Hi, nice to see you.
41:45You too.
41:47How have you been?
41:48I'm glad you're here.
41:48I'm glad you're here.
41:50I'm going to do my absolute best to help you as much as possible.
41:53Yeah.
41:55MVP energy.
42:00This season, I'm going to put my head down and stay out of trouble.
42:03You need to walk on eggshells around me.
42:05That's all I'm saying.
42:05We need to be in a better mood.
42:07I've been in a good mood all day.
42:09You've been a f***ing anchor dragging us to the bottom, so you tell yourself that.
42:12This is mine and your galley.
42:14She does not run this galley.
42:15The last thing we need is war.
42:17Don't speak me disrespectfully.
42:18We're just very busy right now, honey.
42:20Don't ever call me, honey.
42:21My name is Elena.
42:22What the f***?
42:24My eggs taste like dish soap.
42:26Put washing up liquid on the eggs.
42:30You're f***ing awful.
42:31You're an asshole.
42:32Where this got to is not acceptable.
42:34I don't like making changes, but I told you I would if I need to.
42:38I may have lost control of my galley.
42:43I'm going to die.
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