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00:06Previously on Below Deck Down Under, this season I have over 40 years of experience.
00:10I don't expect just good, I want exceptional.
00:13Hi, I'm Jenna, lovely to meet you.
00:16It's Mitchell.
00:17Eddie.
00:17Oh, you're Dutch, dude.
00:18I love it.
00:19Delicious.
00:19Yes, pleasure.
00:20I'm not trained, I'm just passionate.
00:23Passion for food could potentially mean I have absolutely zero cooking skills.
00:28I'm sorry if you sit up.
00:30Did we burn it?
00:31It was burning and not cooking.
00:32How the f*** did that happen?
00:33Just get it in the trash.
00:35Pretty much the f*** up of the century, in my opinion.
00:37My mum persuaded me that cooking wasn't for me, and not going to culinary school was a huge mistake.
00:45Stupid, stupid.
00:48Heather Gay is bringing her outrageous friend group from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
00:52I'm not going to lie, I'm quite anxious.
00:54What?
00:55What?
00:55Will you just have them bring my water up?
00:57Of course.
00:58Did you guys put Dr. Pepper on the boat for me?
00:59We need some conditioner, can you help us?
01:01These ladies are going to go nuts.
01:02Bloody hell.
01:03Interior galley needs to know whether or not they should plate.
01:06F*** me.
01:07I don't care.
01:07Go from zero to 100.
01:09They're fighting about seizures, everything's up in the air.
01:11I really, I don't have an answer for you right now.
01:13Are you kidding me?
01:15You.
01:15Are you?
01:16I don't know.
01:17There's broken ground.
01:18F***ing hell, like what is going on?
01:21Don't you ever, ever, ever say that about me.
01:24Daisy, Daisy, Ben.
01:39I think she should stay away from me permanently.
01:42There's glass all over the floor.
01:43I'm not going to step in glass.
01:45Daddy, the guests are still eating.
01:47If we could get a time, that would be great.
01:50I don't know when they're going to stop eating.
01:52You did not need to say that and stir up the pot.
01:55She doesn't know when they're going to stop eating.
01:57This is insane.
01:59Trying to do this dinner service and communicate with Ben right now.
02:02It's annoying as f***.
02:04We're having to interrupt World War III being like, excuse me, can I take your plate?
02:08They still have food in their plate, but it looks like they're kind of stopping.
02:12You have done a lot of really nasty things.
02:15I mean, I don't want to really piss these housewives off.
02:18That doesn't sound like my idea of fun.
02:20I open my mouth.
02:21Meredith, it goes, rah!
02:23Mmm.
02:25You love it.
02:26Mmm.
02:27I'm going to clear your starter in two minutes.
02:29Finally.
02:30All right, just put them all the same way.
02:33Put them there, and then you can even put that tin back on top of the grill, yeah?
02:37Are you finished?
02:38I have tried.
02:39She has done some pretty despicable things.
02:41So stay away from me.
02:42I think that's despicable.
02:44Okay, galley, we've cleared.
02:46Copy!
02:47Can I help with anything?
02:48Go down to the galley and then wait for the main course.
02:50Okay, excuse me, excuse me.
02:52I said you should not say that about Meredith.
02:54That's disgusting.
02:55Holy f***ing careful.
02:57It's the irony that's kicking off.
02:59We're just cleaning their plates.
03:00No, this is such an about face.
03:03Absolutely not.
03:04Okay, this is crazy.
03:06Why don't you just disengage?
03:08Okay.
03:08Oh, I would be more than happy to disengage from you forever, sweetheart.
03:12Bye!
03:13I'm f***ing hinged.
03:15They're full on having a f*** fight up f***ing proper.
03:18Yeah, bring it, bring it!
03:20Get the axes!
03:22Bring the table, bring the glass.
03:23They're still kicking off.
03:24Yeah, yeah, they're still kicking off.
03:25Who is having seizures?
03:27Who?
03:28Let's get this on a plate, and we're going to get that still done now, if we can.
03:33This is for Mary.
03:34Okay, so it's panko, wahoo, south-born potato, broccolini.
03:38Okay, let's go.
03:39I know you've got good intentions, and I love you, but I was embarrassed that I feel like
03:44I can't stand up for myself.
03:45Panko, wahoo.
03:48Panko, wahoo.
03:48You're talking about my girl.
03:50Panko, wahoo.
03:52So for you to carry on about her to somebody else is wrong.
03:56Panko, panko, wahoo.
03:58Oh, f***.
03:59I moved on, but that's all right.
04:00Daisy, tell us what we're eating.
04:02Oh, brothers.
04:02See, this is what I'm talking about.
04:04Daisy, you are having a panko encrusted wahoo.
04:08Wahoo encrusted panko.
04:09Okay.
04:10It's a fish dish.
04:11Are you all right?
04:11Oh, my goodness.
04:12Getting there.
04:14You're so sweet.
04:16Mihaly in Greek.
04:17Mihaly.
04:17See, it's international.
04:18I am.
04:19You're bringing the Greek out.
04:20Mr. International.
04:21Yes, you got a Greek word out of me.
04:22That means I'm on the mend.
04:24I mean, I do feel like I am very pretty.
04:26The cougars love us.
04:27I feel like I'm their little toy boy, and they just want to pick us up and take us back
04:31home.
04:33Mihaly, you have such great energy, and I love your hair.
04:36Do you like it?
04:38Yes, you do.
04:39Angie, how come I love everybody?
04:41Like, they're so sweet.
04:41I know.
04:42It's a good group.
04:43But listen, she couldn't just get it.
04:45I'm sorry.
04:46She doubled down.
04:47Oh, this is delicious.
04:48She is so rude and mean to me for no reason.
04:51How is it?
04:53Another 10.
04:5410 out of 10.
04:55Can I have a little ramekin, please, for butter?
04:57Absolutely.
04:58All right.
04:59Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
05:00I was getting a spoon.
05:01Didn't ask for a spoon, did I, love?
05:06Didn't ask, did I?
05:08I'm so fucking with you.
05:09Oh, we have to punch out cheesecake.
05:11No, you're doing a great job, all right?
05:12I'm really proud of you.
05:13I'm really proud of you.
05:14When I with you, it's actually a sign I've been DMed, all right?
05:17I know.
05:18It's better than me yelling at you, I promise you.
05:19No, I know.
05:20Mike, please come up to care.
05:23Then you can go down and help Jenna.
05:25Like, listen, you confided in Bronwyn.
05:27You do love to be playful with Brittany, and then you love to assassinate her at a dinner
05:31table.
05:31I'm not assassinating her.
05:33Liz, you're finishing your food.
05:34Lisa, say it loud.
05:35You're finishing your food, sorry.
05:36You are the source of all the dirt on anyone.
05:39We know this.
05:39I'm not the source of information.
05:41I have people tell me stuff.
05:42Exactly.
05:43I don't know if we can.
05:44It sounds like you're saying she's the source of all the information.
05:48Like, she's the one who did this to me.
05:49I didn't do anything to anybody.
05:51I fucking can't take this anymore.
05:54You guys shut the fuck up about me.
05:56I don't do anything to you.
05:57This is going to be a long six weeks.
06:00Looks good, babe.
06:01Thanks, all right.
06:02Are you okay to clear?
06:04Hi.
06:04Feeling a little bit better, though?
06:05I am.
06:06Okay.
06:06Part of me wants to go upstairs, but I know the minute I do, I'll just...
06:09Well, at the moment, it's a little bit heated upstairs.
06:13Don't come near me.
06:13Don't you fucking come near me.
06:14I'm coming near you.
06:15Sit your fucking little butt down.
06:16No, I'm coming near you.
06:17I'm moving if you come near me.
06:18What's going on?
06:18What's the topic?
06:20I have no clue.
06:21I heard seizure.
06:22Oh, Lord.
06:24This is not worth an outfit change dinner.
06:26But anyways, I'll be back.
06:28Okay.
06:29Oh, that's a drama.
06:30We might need nothing because Jason's eating with them.
06:34Why are they not lying out?
06:36Because I just remembered when Jason came in now.
06:39Wow.
06:40All right.
06:41Just...
06:41Just...
06:42It's fine.
06:42It's fine.
06:44All right.
06:45I need a fork, please, darling.
06:46Please.
06:46You're fine, all right?
06:47You're good.
06:50You're doing a good job tonight, Bob, all right?
06:53You're all too.
06:53All right.
06:53Are you ready to go?
06:54Yeah, I'm ready.
06:55It's a deconstructed cheesecake with dark chocolate sauce.
07:00You, Lisa Barlow.
07:01I've been a good friend to you.
07:03No.
07:03You said right now.
07:04You thought she was saying that thing.
07:05Where am I wrong?
07:06Listen to me.
07:07Where am I wrong?
07:08Look at me.
07:08Why are you looking at Meredith?
07:10Lisa Barlow, look at me.
07:12I've been a good friend to you.
07:14I've been totally loyal to you.
07:15You are the one that's...
07:17I'm so sorry.
07:18I'm so sorry.
07:20I'm so sorry.
07:21I'm so sorry.
07:22Just own it.
07:24You know what?
07:25I'll give you this.
07:25That you're the source of all this f***ing dirt.
07:29I'm not going to own that.
07:30F*** that.
07:31F*** that.
07:33They've asked me to come for dessert, but I'm entering the lion's den right now.
07:38I was going to eat with him this time, but I'm not going to go there.
07:41F*** no.
07:42F*** you.
07:42Get off the yacht.
07:43You want the cucumber?
07:44What?
07:45Don't pick it up without gloves.
07:47Ah.
07:48What?
07:49Why would I have one of those?
07:51I put it next to her bed.
07:52All right.
07:53Do they like it?
07:54I don't actually think they know what's going on with the food.
07:57They're in full-blown argument.
07:58Do you think they'll give us less of a tip because they're arguing?
08:01No.
08:02Let's see if they're enjoying dinner.
08:04I'm not going to own that.
08:05I'm not the source of any f***ing dirt.
08:07Don't you f***ing put that on me ever again.
08:09Oh, my God.
08:12Hey, guys.
08:14I'm good.
08:14I'm going to say what I think.
08:15I'm going to say it to your face.
08:17And if you can't be my friend because of it, f*** you.
08:19Get off the f***ing yacht if you can't hear what I have to say.
08:22Okay, I'm happy to go.
08:23Hi, the chef is there.
08:24The fact that you accused me of something I would never do.
08:27I want to talk to you.
08:28I've had absolutely no feedback as to whether they've enjoyed dinner.
08:32Do they love me?
08:33Do they hate me?
08:34It doesn't matter, I don't think.
08:37How would you feel if I'm like, you're the source.
08:39You're the one that did it.
08:40You did it.
08:40Admit it, Heather.
08:41Just admit it.
08:42It's you.
08:44S*** that.
08:46I don't know who's in the room.
08:47I'm the b***h.
08:48That's all the b***h.
08:49I'm the b***h.
08:49Well, this b***h.
08:51Hey, John.
08:51I'm John.
08:52No, I'm like so sad.
08:56Eddie and B2, you guys go down.
08:58And you can both wake up at 6.
09:00You want to walk down stairs and f***ing leave me?
09:02F***ing leave me.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:05It's so intense.
09:06I've literally never done anything to them.
09:10They're like so mean to each other.
09:12And then I'm like crying.
09:19He's got great body.
09:22She looked at me.
09:24Heather, I just thought we were in such a different place.
09:27You have a good night?
09:28Ish.
09:28It's been a rough night.
09:29Let me ask you this.
09:30Do you actually like run the ship?
09:33Yeah.
09:33I kind of want to see.
09:35Not now.
09:36Why not?
09:36Tomorrow when we're running.
09:37It'll be better when we're going.
09:38I kind of just want to get out of here.
09:41I was looking for an excuse.
09:42Oh, were you?
09:43Yes.
09:44I'm going.
09:44To like get out of here.
09:45I don't know if she's flirting or not, but Heather's the primary.
09:48I'm not flirting with anyone but her.
09:50At least she's attracted to somebody I can understand for once.
09:53Okay, good night.
09:54Get some sleep.
09:54Please sleep well.
09:55We are ready.
09:56I'm going to go to bed.
09:57Sorry, Daisy.
09:58Sorry, sorry.
09:59How are they all going to bed?
10:01I think so.
10:02F***ing yes.
10:03Daddy could go down 11.
10:0411, yeah.
10:05I'm going to sleep outside.
10:06Honestly, it's killed me today.
10:09Hey, are you okay?
10:10I don't know how to do 17 things at once.
10:18Oh, no.
10:19I don't know how to do 17.
10:27I don't know how to do 17.
10:32You're okay.
10:34I don't know how to do 17 things at once.
10:37Hey, are you okay?
10:43What?
10:43I don't know.
10:45I don't know.
10:55This is okay.
11:00The other one is not okay.
11:04How you doing, you all right?
11:06Good, thank you. How are you?
11:07All right.
11:08What are you thinking for the breakfast?
11:11Do a fruit plate.
11:12All right, pineapple?
11:14Yeah.
11:14Let me show you, okay?
11:15I don't core it.
11:16I don't do any of that bullshit, right?
11:18Okay.
11:19Just a little bit thicker.
11:20Have a go.
11:23I'll notice.
11:25I have discovered some inabilities with my sous chef.
11:28Did you put sugar in there?
11:30No, I thought I just added the eggs.
11:32Dessert, they generally have sugar in.
11:34Just moving forward.
11:34I'm just trying to suss it out.
11:36I'm trying to find the balance.
11:38She probably wants to learn, and I want to teach her
11:41for us to be improving the whole time.
11:48So what's the plan with Mike?
11:49Well, if I could have him now, that would be great.
11:51Yeah, fine.
11:52Like, just radio me when you need him.
11:57I think you're with me.
11:59Because we're down a stew.
12:00So come find me in the flybridge.
12:02Copy that.
12:02What's the plan for this morning, Jess?
12:04Definitely taking off at 9.
12:05Get there by 10, 10.30.
12:07Then they're going to go ashore, get nibbles and champagne,
12:10and come back for lunch.
12:11Today is going to be absolutely hectic for the deck team.
12:14We have to get down to the Tobago Keys,
12:16leave the anchorage at 9 o'clock.
12:17Be down there by 10.30.
12:19The Tobago Keys, it's the epicenter of cruising
12:22here in the Caribbean.
12:23It's luxury, stunning beaches, lots of turtles,
12:26lots of sea life.
12:27We've got the beach set up.
12:28We've got snorkeling.
12:29Hopefully the tranquility of underwater
12:32can transfer back to the boat.
12:34Should be fine. Cool.
12:35Good morning.
12:36Oh, thanks for letting me back into my room.
12:39We'll be lifting anchor in 20 minutes.
12:41Okay, copy.
12:42Long, medium, short.
12:44Okay.
12:45Yeah, sure.
12:46If it's piling up, stop immediately,
12:48and I'll come and help you.
12:49Yeah, copy that.
12:50All right.
12:50Hi, morning.
12:54Breakfast up on the sun deck.
12:55Yeah, so...
12:56We're going to change and come in.
12:57Okay, great.
12:58Gally, Daisy, guests will be ready for breakfast
13:01in about 10 minutes.
13:03Roger, thank you.
13:05Lovely.
13:06Mary and I missed out.
13:07We need a full-on update.
13:09What happened last night?
13:11Same with Brittany as always.
13:13Okay, crew, stop picking up anchor.
13:19Three shekels remaining.
13:23Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
13:26The anchor's piling up a little bit, so go down.
13:29Yeah.
13:29One of the main links has got stuck.
13:32I'm just going to release it so it drops,
13:33then bring it back up.
13:34Copy.
13:34I'm going to go down quickly.
13:37Anchor chain is still up and down, Captain.
13:39Copy that.
13:40Whenever we pull up anchor,
13:42the chain can pile up too high and too fast
13:44and jam the system.
13:45Bring the anchor down.
13:47Copy.
13:49The only way we can fix this
13:50is to let the chain all out
13:52and start the process again.
13:54And when bringing it in, flake it out properly.
13:56Raise it.
13:58Copy.
14:02The winch is togged.
14:04The winch is togged.
14:08The winch is togged.
14:09The winch is togged.
14:10I'm confused.
14:10It's like you just said you bought a horse.
14:12Horses are very expensive.
14:14You can raise it.
14:15Copy.
14:22My God.
14:24Fuck this.
14:25Oh my .
14:28Fuck this.
14:29Are you going to go poo again?
14:31My God you're a machine.
14:33Fuck this anchor.
14:35Okay where are we at Fordeck?
14:37Where are we at?
14:44four deck how are we looking how are we looking it just keeps getting stuck every turn but we're
14:48just going slowly copy that there we'll just stay at all for now stop stop stop come back down down
14:55this anchor stand by stand by please standing by but all let the anchor untwist before pulling it
15:03back up copy try and line it up okay my Jenna can you get started in cabins copy that on
15:17my way
15:18four deck where are we at stop stop we're about a quarter of a shackle left get some beans out
15:25and
15:25an onion never fear the party is here it'll take a bit of time don't worry lifting up again
15:34down a little bit more okay let me reset I reset it and switch on do you see it the
15:41anchor on the
15:42water line oh my god yeah anchor in the bucket copy this was not an easy task good work team
15:54okay what a mission how you doing babe with the sway I'm breathing deep do you have a nausea
16:00yes yes I've got one on each arm there's our onions babe they're shallots I thought they cook
16:06quicker please please onions please white onions I know you know that but I thought shallots were
16:12onions honey bun I need a lot of it okay I need a lot of them it's gonna take way
16:17much more time
16:18peeling that I just thought they're the quickest cooking when Ben wants to play nice he is playing
16:23nice but the second things go wrong it's like back to being which all right where's my knife
16:30Daisy Nick my knife his mood swings swing every minute it's like which face is he gonna put on
16:37today oh okay this is my 10 minutes of happiness and then 10 minutes of madness and then 10 minutes
16:42of crazy I've never met such a person in my life that's perfect that's what I want you to do
16:48I can't
16:48believe you peeled it whole that's so cool can we take any of that yes please hello yeah it's no
16:59problem I'm just saying I'm gonna clean your room I'll do it after it's me you idiot oh do
17:10ladies so this is the chef special we have pecorino Romano oh thank you how bad is that anchor then
17:19like in terms of well we're not going to use the starboard anchor again if we can help but I'm
17:23working yeah it's working now hey just close the toilet seat there yeah it's the most feminine thing
17:30I've ever done in my life I wonder how breakfast is going if they're like strangling each other
17:35already can I ask you a question I'm so curious you're telling her that I'm a horrible friend
17:40because I'm not using you to sell my home your house what is not what do you tell me about
17:44I have
17:45an executive custom-built home with 360 degree views 11 million dollars if you want somebody's
17:52business I don't want you I do not I'm manifesting to be each and every one of these women growing
18:00up
18:00we lived a comfortable lifestyle but my parents worked their asses off they used to count every
18:06penny and that is just not going to be my life I go into yachting to become the top one
18:12percent and I
18:13believe this job is a gateway to that these women are on a yacht in kind of one bitchin and
18:21moaning this
18:22is an olive branch it's not a good business it's like a masterclass of rich woman behavior
18:30you're welcome she's researching my house desperation you guys I need to put a pin
18:38in this we got to get off the boat golly that is breakfast cleared I'm finished
18:42okay let's go change really okay drop
19:04two shackles in the water perfect thank you
19:10thank you let's get the naughty boys off okay so I think it's time to go you know we want
19:14to kick
19:14back sit around talk and drop them off on the other side of the beach with some snorkels and
19:20some towels all right here we go I have to sit in the front so I don't get sick he
19:24says
19:30well you're a good driver yeah nice clean cuts wipe that blade every time as well please darling
19:37because otherwise you'll up the egg white thank you yeah all right guys I'm gonna leave you here
19:46yeah see you guys in a bit you guys I think they're gonna set up an area for us where
19:51exactly I love you
19:53not entirely sure let's do it here the deck team didn't lift the anchor on time and now the whole
20:01day
20:01is gonna be playing catch up it's the first beach setup of the season and we're having to do it
20:06in
20:06front of the guests it's like being in bed with your hot hookup and slipping out a fart it is
20:12mortifying the settings a mess the timing's off the housewives don't need to know that distract distract
20:19distract you have magic hands no you have magic back we are in full charm offensive mode like I
20:27I feel like you support me like and she said you know like you've told her you support me in
20:31private
20:31I feel like you do I support you publicly yeah I think I think more privately you don't like my
20:38support I'm sorry you're not a good friend okay you're just I didn't ask you how are they still fighting
20:44is this what rich people do to enjoy themselves I think you're boring great I think you're just
20:49mayor I don't really care what you're the big Mary jump in the river
20:59hi hi how are you it's an absolute show mom the head chef I don't know it's just all over
21:07the gaff
21:07he expects me to know what to do and I'd literally have no idea what I'm doing
21:10what's his name Ben because he's having to carry you no I'm being dragged through this
21:19it's hard to put into words because it's the second he gets really bad it then gets okay again
21:24and like he shouts and then he says he's sorry and it's really hot in the galley and it's just
21:29it's
21:29just yeah oh I don't live in a chef culture that is volatile like this doing anything with men at
21:39high stakes I can't disappoint him I can't not know the answer because that will just end up in
21:45arguments I've got thick skin but he is chipping away at it minute by minute you just have to take
21:52a deep breath I'm unraveling mum oh
22:08just say to him look I know I'm but I'll try and give you a hundred percent of my
22:21no I need a laugh it was it's actually quite funny to hear you giggle
22:28anyway character building isn't it prepare my eulogy mum prepare my eulogy
22:35I love you too Eddie spins please you're gonna get in come on put it on
22:40that's a gloss of your Google start to get a poggy just put in on it
22:45Brittany are you wearing your shoes in it's so pretty
22:48here we go I'll go in with you with I'm gonna come with you as well
22:53yeah this will change your life
22:59the water is turquoise
23:07I love being in the water this is why I'm in yachting my dad died when I was younger
23:12um two days before I turned six actually he passed of just a complete freak heart attack
23:17on New Year's Day and he was just the greatest person you could have ever known a super family
23:22man he always just encouraged traveling getting out there seeing the world
23:26it's a nice feeling knowing I'm getting to do what my dad would have loved me just it's a nice
23:33feeling knowing I get to do what my dad would want me doing yeah
23:45did you enjoy the water
23:46I was snorkeling
23:48snorkeling was amazed
23:49I swam with the stingray just like I was f***ing Nemo
23:55imagine how you girls are gonna show him when you get an extra steward
23:58a lot more rest
23:59yes
24:01ladies our tender right is here
24:03let's go
24:04I'm ready here why don't you sit on my lap
24:06I'll just do the steering
24:08let's go
24:08we are approaching the office
24:14okie doke
24:15thank you
24:16wait what are these
24:17rum punch
24:18I'm your loved one thank you
24:19I want the same as Heather
24:21drinking drinking buddies
24:22hi ladies just so you know we're gonna be doing a 4pm lunch up on the sun deck okay
24:28do you think we could swap it
24:30okay
24:31and do lunch in the saloon in the AC
24:33okay dinner on deck
24:34okay sure
24:35that's absolutely fine
24:36is that okay
24:37I don't want to be fine
24:37thank you so much okay
24:39f***ing Jenna
24:41hey
24:42you just said
24:43lunch in the saloon
24:44yeah
24:46oh come on come on let's go do it together
24:48f***ing assholes
24:49bye
24:51it's like hurting children
24:53yeah I mean that was fun
24:55it's still looking like a 4pm lunch
24:58and 8pm dinner
24:59okay
25:00perfect
25:00thank you
25:03open that door get ready for Joelle
25:05we're gonna unload everything
25:06okay
25:07where I come from working on a deck
25:09is considered a man job
25:11was that with the towels?
25:12when I was a kid
25:14my father didn't even want us to go to school
25:17because my father's mentality
25:19it was like women didn't work and it was a men's world
25:23they don't want us to have rights or words
25:27but my grandparents sneak me to the school
25:31now I believe if you want something you have to fight for it
25:37good work
25:39I'm not up for lunch with everybody
25:43is that gonna be bitchy if I just do you me and Mary and Ange?
25:47I actually fully agree like I need a break
25:50perfect
25:54hey is there any way that we could clear a few of these plates
25:58and we're just gonna have four for lunch
25:59okay
26:00I would like the other ladies to just be served in their room
26:03is that possible?
26:04that's fine that's fine
26:05thank you so much
26:06you're welcome
26:07okay
26:11what's up dude?
26:12they're just
26:13yeah
26:14just
26:16patience being
26:17lay it on
26:17patience
26:19lunch is in ten minutes
26:21but they want four served in their rooms
26:23yeah
26:24that makes sense
26:26yeah so you plate it
26:26so it will all be plated
26:28so we're not gonna do family style anymore
26:30so we need to remove four of those plates
26:32I've set the table twice
26:34and nobody's coming to lunch
26:37okay
26:38that kind of sucks for us
26:39because we're gonna have to sort of individualize everything
26:42this is beautiful
26:43okay so how do you think we should play this?
26:46do you think we should do the cabins or the table first?
26:50table right?
26:51table first
26:51yeah yeah that's what I think
26:54it's not gonna be easy I don't wanna run out of food
26:56how many wings do I have?
26:57two
26:58four
26:58six
26:59hi
27:00hello
27:00you gonna come to the adults table?
27:02i guess
27:03low key lunch with the low key ladies
27:07this pot
27:08that's pot
27:09no but we're gonna bring
27:09sorry we're gonna bring the plates down
27:11it's gonna get plated
27:12i don't think you should plate them
27:14i don't
27:15just trying to think
27:16that doesn't really concern me
27:18it's what's gonna look best
27:20growing up
27:21i really wanted to be a portrait artist
27:23i was
27:24i was very good
27:25coming from an art background
27:27it does help cooking
27:28so i base my meal around
27:30how's it gonna look
27:31shrimp cocktail
27:32a salad
27:33and chicken wings
27:34with buffalo sauce
27:35and crudités
27:36and all of that
27:36on this plate
27:37is gonna look like
27:38you can't just randomly throw things on the plate
27:41because the colors are not gonna match
27:42the shapes are not gonna match
27:44so unfortunately
27:45there's more to it than that
27:47i'm not going against daisy
27:48despite her
27:49it's just this is our
27:50i'm not
27:51i'm just
27:51alright cool
27:52i'm really hungry
27:54but i don't want it to look like
27:55they're still guests
27:56you know
27:57i feel pretty good
27:58i'm hungry
27:59i am too
28:00golly
28:01we have four guests at the table
28:03we're just doing wine
28:05f***ing hell
28:06we've got so much to do
28:07i think we should do the in-room diners first
28:09i'm starving
28:13daisy
28:13how long until the food?
28:16it's coming right away
28:17did you copy goddy?
28:19daisy, daisy
28:20we can do the in-room diners quickly first
28:22they're ready now
28:23we just kinda had to do it that way
28:25oh my god
28:25okay
28:26f*** me
28:27what the actual
28:28heather is the primary
28:29that means
28:30she is the most important person
28:32let's get the food going
28:33i worked up a big appetite
28:35so we need to serve lunch at the table first
28:38like
28:38the f***ing guests are chaotic
28:40now Ben is chaotic
28:41give me a f***ing break
28:44f***ing
28:45how long until the food?
28:46daisy, take a copy
28:57daisy, how long until the food?
28:59it's coming right away
29:01it's coming right away
29:03f***ing
29:04daisy, daisy
29:04is there any way we can do the in-room diners quickly first
29:07they're ready now
29:08yeah coffee
29:09can you just give me a second please
29:10can you go start doing those in-room dining please?
29:14yeah
29:15hey guys we're ready right?
29:16yeah please?
29:17yeah
29:17f*** me
29:18alright let's go
29:19this food's getting cold please
29:20yeah can i just spit this out?
29:21you're gonna need more runners
29:22f***ing hell
29:23let's go
29:24everybody wants a glass of champagne
29:26yeah
29:26yeah i think we're all down to party
29:29you know what i mean?
29:30yeah
29:30are you happy to go with this?
29:31yeah oh yeah yeah please
29:32you guys are gonna need to pull more people please
29:34i need everyone
29:36i don't know what's going on right now
29:38this is very weird
29:42hi
29:43hello ladies we have you some lunch
29:45thank you
29:46no problem
29:46i'm gonna put your food on the side of the bed okay?
29:50oh thank you
29:51you're not up to sitting at the table?
29:53it's complicated
29:55okay
29:56alright they can go
29:57and then give me that please
29:59i'll do it
30:00god i'm always waiting on daisy
30:02what the f*** man
30:03they're seashell balls
30:04they're so cute
30:05okay
30:05hi i'm not very good at this so
30:07here we go
30:08here i can help
30:09cheers thank you
30:10fabulous
30:11we're gonna get some utensils for you
30:13plates would be great
30:14what the f***
30:16why'd they take it without plates?
30:19ben and i had a plan
30:20they want four served in their rooms
30:22so we're not gonna do family style anymore
30:24then he marches up with platters
30:27surprise
30:29there's no plates
30:30and who looks like a f***ing ding dong?
30:33me
30:34you believe me
30:35so much delicious
30:36delicious rings
30:37in the world
30:39do you like them?
30:40i love them
30:41thank you
30:42serve me like i'm a rich roman king
30:44that was actually about s***
30:47yeah it was
30:48i don't understand what happened just right now
30:50ben's like i'm serving the other four first
30:53i'm not leaving four guests including the primary without a drink
30:56and i'm like you'll get it when i get it
30:58like i'm not stored here like looking at my f***ing asshole
31:01you guys this food is just so great
31:04it's insane
31:04cheers you guys
31:06my wing women and my wing women
31:09ben
31:09how's my favourite on the list?
31:12good how are you darling?
31:13better now
31:15you like that right?
31:16mhm
31:17mhm
31:21i swam with a turtle
31:22what?
31:23i swam with a turtle
31:24did you?
31:25f***ing huge
31:26like the size of this table kind of big
31:28dude
31:29noggin
31:30noggin
31:31noggin
31:32you gave me some fin?
31:33fin
31:34noggin
31:35hey
31:36i'm gonna go take a nap
31:41right how can i help?
31:42i'm thinking about that dessert tonight
31:44we want like the body of a zombie kind of thing
31:47hi
31:48how are you?
31:49good how are you?
31:50good
31:50i just want a diet coke
31:51let me get you the diet coke
31:53hey you let heather twerk on you
31:54i mean that's like the best gift you could give all of us
31:57well you want us to do that?
31:58yes
31:58all right when tonight?
31:59um of course tonight
32:01let me organize it
32:02yeah so just make sure
32:04at the dinner table
32:05yeah
32:05you know he's a part-time stripper
32:07what you are not
32:08i am
32:08thanks for throwing me in on our like little single stripping
32:11he's very proud of it
32:13he would have been upset if i kept it quiet
32:15oh my gosh
32:15so
32:16throughout the past five years
32:17in between engineering gigs
32:19i stumbled into the world of stripping
32:22the world of stripping and the world of engineering are two completely different places
32:27there's no common denominator as
32:29except for lube
32:32dinner's at eight
32:33um
32:34and it's zombie themed on the sunday
32:36yeah
32:36i'll give them a routine
32:43i'll let you take the lead
32:45you're the stripper
32:51well
32:51i'm gonna leave that tonight
32:58you look gorgeous
32:59thank you
33:00you've had a good day
33:01yeah it was not bad at all
33:02i'll get some sunburn
33:05oh
33:05yeah
33:06yeah
33:06right these are your ones
33:07i want to want lapdons from you
33:09no no no i can't
33:11i can't
33:11this is bad
33:12no
33:12i don't know
33:14i don't have moves yet
33:15but i'm f***ing shy as f***
33:16when it comes to this
33:17nah i think you got it
33:19mate it's right so basically right
33:20pick the chair up
33:21yes
33:22move it away from the table where her sat on it
33:24give her a little feel of what's going on
33:25i know
33:26this is what you're getting a night on
33:27right
33:29i'm no stranger to performances on board
33:31big gay brunch
33:35yes
33:36yes
33:37one
33:38two
33:38three
33:39slide
33:40snap
33:40all right
33:42okay
33:44we got one third
33:45do i feel comfortable doing it
33:47no i don't
33:48from a very young age
33:50i've always been very body shy
33:53i've been teased by my brother about my weight
33:55i've always been the person to go to the beach with my shirt on
33:57give her a little bit of luck
33:58give her a little bit of luck
33:59and it's very intimidating
34:01making myself look like an absolute clown next to a professional
34:05ah f***
34:06i cried
34:06no
34:09wow
34:09it's very quiet
34:11i can finally hear myself think
34:13i can hear a pin drop
34:14show me your boobs
34:16oh it's so clean in here
34:19i'm quiet
34:20so everyone's getting dressed now
34:22i am so relieved
34:25oh
34:25oh
34:26hey angie
34:29how do we look
34:30we look so good
34:32pop the nose
34:33okay
34:33your little seahorse nose
34:35is so
34:36oh f***
34:37oh that door closed on my hands
34:39oh my god
34:40oh no
34:42oh
34:42oh no
34:42oh my god
34:43oh god is it bad
34:44let me just get this
34:46oh
34:48oh my god
34:49i'm so insane
35:00oh my god
35:02oh my god
35:03help
35:04whose idea was this
35:06SOS
35:07holy s***
35:09look at it
35:09you okay
35:10Daisy
35:11oh my god
35:13oh jesus
35:14we were being stupid
35:15and then her hand got caught the door
35:17um
35:18oh my god
35:20oh it's so much
35:20oh my god
35:21it's so much blood
35:22jason
35:23can you please come up to the main saloon
35:26holy s***
35:27this is serious amount of blood
35:28oh my god
35:30it looks so terrible
35:32it's burning
35:43oh my god
35:45oh my god
35:46it looks so terrible
35:47and Angie has slammed her hand in a door
35:51and it's eating
35:52and i don't know what to do
35:53i think i ripped my fingernail off
35:55yeah jason
35:56oh my god
35:57it's me again
35:59i'm so sorry
36:00i'm trying to do it
36:00shhh
36:01i've been so much trouble to you
36:02no this
36:03will you ever have me back
36:04i will
36:04we're dressed like that
36:05let me get a little bandage
36:06let's just hold pressure on her
36:08okay
36:08poor Angie
36:09she's having the worst trip ever
36:10i got it all
36:10captain it's gonna be fine
36:13it's two for two at the moment
36:14she was vomiting yesterday
36:15seasick
36:19now her fingers jam
36:21it looks worse than what it is i know
36:23but uh
36:23there's still a lot of blood here
36:24well thank goodness you have a small child
36:26so you're used to accidents
36:28yeah
36:29it's not too bad man
36:30it's not
36:31Angie's dressed as a seahorse
36:33had it been a starfish
36:34her finger may regenerate
36:35get it
36:37dead joke
36:38i'm fine though i'm gonna have a great night
36:41hopefully this is the last you'll see of me
36:43oh i love that
36:45oh it looks amazing
36:46love love love
36:48for tonight's dinner the guests have requested a zombie theme night
36:52complete with eerie cocktails hauntingly beautiful decor and a menu to die for
36:57honestly i can't think of anything more appropriate
37:00all they've been doing is eating each other alive throwing s**t at each other
37:05it is very s**t dead on
37:07dinner tonight
37:08what is it
37:09okay yeah yeah let's talk
37:11after a s**t show of a beach excursion
37:13lunch delays
37:14and ben's s**tty communication
37:17dinner's gonna be perfect because it's gonna be on my terms
37:19first course is a bowl
37:21a scallop dish
37:22but with a slightly soupy black lentil
37:25and then
37:26we're doing lamb
37:28so steak knives
37:29and then a zombie ice cream head
37:32is it a huge ball ache if i add jason to that
37:37it's not mate
37:38listen you're dealing with professionals here love
37:40that's what i like to hear
37:41well i have a few guys thinking what can we do
37:44i think that's pretty good to be honest
37:45oh that's really cool brunwen
37:47white to me is not zombie
37:49i'm back from the dead i'm like a ghost
37:51that's very cool well done
37:56ah
38:11oh
38:12did the i-op's all gets sick of this
38:15oh
38:16oh
38:17oh
38:18oh
38:20oh
38:21you are not a zombie
38:24we must eat human flesh for nutrients oh my god guys we've got gas at the table i'll start we're
38:34just doing water and wine thank you ladies ladies welcome to horror night can i get any of yous a
38:42drink bloody calves all around that's amazing that is amazing i haven't touched this drink
38:50but there's like lips that's not mine i don't do that that's all right okay thank you those are not
38:56my lips oh my god i don't like getting caught from my mistakes i'm an expert at covering things up
39:04daisy yeah she's complaining there's lipstick already on the glass oh and she has a fresh
39:14glass yeah don't worry i won't tell anyone of you don't your luxury yacht trip is the trip from
39:21hell for you okay we're ready to go with service you can go start cabins oh my favorite perfect
39:27brilliant this is good this is actually quite good yeah it's nice
39:35what is this okay it's a hellish looking black caviar lentil and then uh buttered sea scallop
39:41there we are ladies you have caviar lentils and a butter seared scallop delicious it's so good
39:51ready to put the crisps down yep how's the temperament tonight does anyone know i saw something on
39:58tiktok today about seth having a mistress my husband does not have a mistress what is it
40:08i love that because your boyfriend breaks up with you every time he wants to sleep with someone else
40:14says your problem i break up with him not mine you want one of these shots there is no test
40:19all of
40:22this fighting is kind of becoming like white noise to me i'm not gonna admit something i didn't
40:27do you you you you are a liar you're a liar you're a liar you're a liar i'm so glad
40:42you enjoyed it
40:43golly that his main course is cleared let's get this done where are those ice cream balls please
40:48i need to put it together it's frozen it's gonna melt you know get in that bloody freezer
40:55i'm gonna have to adapt that me someone shoot me
41:02um i'm behind you sorry quick quick quick it'll droop thank god it's a zombie because it's not
41:08i'm gonna look perfect in any stretch of the imagination
41:12i did get away from me your hatred has been abundantly clear and i am not
41:19interesting still think i'm boring honey leave me alone okay leave me alone the fighting was okay
41:25for one or two days and i was like okay wait the fighting is like let's just be friends all
41:32right
41:32please come on i said what i said and i'm not taking it back you are boring can you do
41:39the ice
41:40please yeah what are these zombie pistachio ice cream zombies i hate working with ice cream
41:47personally i would have made them earlier and had them frozen grab and go grab and go please thank you
41:52just handle with care please no worries go go go go yeah janelle thank you one of my eyes
42:00it's it's melting so we gotta have it yeah what's real are our relationships charlie to
42:06for seth this is so cute captain jason oh you guys they're zombies oh my gosh they're so cute
42:14and i cooked this and it didn't go on the dessert because i was too busy fixing that this is
42:21so bad
42:22it'll soften the blow to have your kind energy we're for this one i don't know why we choose chose
42:30to do
42:30an ice cream dessert i would have somehow managed to construct them and keep them frozen i know think
42:38that's not what we did then why didn't you i'll tell you why because i was actually seeing how you
42:42would
42:43cope with this dessert it was a test because i want to know where you struggle and i want to
42:47see how
42:47i'll tell you right now it's always dessert okay all right well it wasn't really you didn't really
42:53make the dessert really i mean i made the chocolate i made the coolie you did mold the ice cream
43:00but you
43:01didn't make it really it was an assembly i think it's a fast stretch saying we made the dessert alicia
43:08is
43:08a bull in a china shop he has been chefing for over 20 years i've done it for two like
43:13pick up the
43:14pieces that you're going to drop they were man they were just completely
43:18qualified chef for 10 years she didn't actually make anything nothing nothing
43:33i don't give a about that dessert you can't cook chicken and chips that's stressing
43:38i like the sauce i know the sauce is good oh thank you how's the dessert ladies let's try it
43:44and see
43:44oh this is so good i mean i think we should talk about you and jared and all the things
43:48he says about
43:49other people we can if you want captain don't leave if it gets heated same i'm not interested in
43:55you trying to interfere in my relationship because you're jealous that you can't hold a man down i am
44:00not trying to interfere in a relationship let's ask the captain what he thinks so if a guy is paying
44:06your bills and goes and tells everyone behind your back that he's paying your bills he told us he pays
44:12your bills i don't know why he's saying that would you ever do that to a woman captain
44:19would you ever say that you pay someone's bills when you don't no i wouldn't do that no i mean
44:24he
44:25doesn't pay my bills i won't get you your dessert you're not meant to be there this is like the
44:29apocalypse this is how i envision the end of the world look i like engaging with the guests and
44:34usually they're asking me a lot of questions i can't even get a word in i would have been eaten
44:39alive by them i think thank you for saving me from the zombies what happened that was my fault
44:45there's alarms going off have i just set the bar for the season i don't have to do anything now
44:49for
44:49the rest of the season you just keep doing that yeah okay just keep doing that that was a good
44:53timing though they asked me a question i was trying to get around and i was like have you had
44:58some of
44:58this oh yeah i'll try there thank you two bloodthirsty men looking for some sexy singles
45:08did they turn out okay yeah perfect you're hungry for a bit of cocktail
45:20uh we're ready for you dot crew we're ready for you for the dom god the boat is a rocking
45:29okay go go
45:31oh i'm nervous oh my god there are two seriously hungry men out there
45:39and they are just bloodthirsty for single ladies they better be naked
45:54oh
45:58oh
45:58Oh, my God.
46:00Oh, my God.
46:00Yes.
46:02Oh, my God.
46:05No, no.
46:06I don't think so.
46:08Bring it, baby.
46:09Bring it.
46:10Oh, God.
46:11Oh, God.
46:12Did you forget to get my shirt on?
46:14Yes.
46:14There we go.
46:16Oh.
46:18Yes.
46:21Oh, God.
46:23I'm hoping that everyone's distracted by everything going on
46:26because I'm the stiffest zombie that you've ever seen in your life.
46:31And I don't mean in a good way.
46:33Hello.
46:35Well, Mikey's strong.
46:40Thank you, guys.
46:42That was amazing.
46:44That was seriously amazing.
46:46Magic, Mikey, and Joelle.
46:49Oh, my love.
46:51Oh, you're cheering for me.
46:52What's up?
46:53Come on.
46:54Come on.
46:55Come on, you're the f***ing in the game.
46:56Come on, man.
46:58I feel like I was less awkward, but f***ing I was awkward.
47:00My legs are shaking.
47:01I'm so proud of you.
47:02That's so funny.
47:03I'm so proud of you.
47:04Love you, guys.
47:05Good night.
47:06Good night.
47:07Love you.
47:07Then you're going to sleep.
47:08No.
47:09Sleep?
47:09Yeah.
47:10We're going to bed.
47:11You're going to bed?
47:13I'm going to be in here at night.
47:15You can be in here at eight.
47:18Oh, well done, Eddie.
47:19You should be proud of yourself, mate.
47:22You f***ing crushed it today.
47:41All good?
47:43Yeah.
47:43Let's focus on main deck.
47:44Okay.
47:45And get the water stains out.
47:48Hey, baby.
47:49How are you doing?
47:50Good, thanks.
47:50How are you?
47:51Yeah, I'm good.
47:52Sorry, I'm a little f***ing you broke my mind.
47:54Which you prefer is still, like, interior or exterior?
47:58No, I can't pick on Tuesdays.
47:59You know I can't do that.
48:00If you had to pick.
48:01If I had to pick one?
48:02Yeah.
48:04We're going to chat the most, do you think?
48:06Hello, sexy man.
48:08Morning, bro.
48:08What's up, big guy?
48:09How you doing?
48:09We're good.
48:09Good morning.
48:10I love these.
48:11Thanks.
48:12That's some look.
48:12That's not pigtails, is it?
48:15Horns.
48:16Horns.
48:17Devil horns.
48:21It's definitely burnt.
48:23I think he was trying.
48:24It's very pleasant on the eye.
48:27Morning, fish.
48:28Joelle's lost a bit of weight.
48:29It's been a bit busy.
48:31The muffin looks strange, yeah?
48:33What happened?
48:33What did we do?
48:35I added some chocolate.
48:37I know I'm probably biased, but I don't think they look too bad.
48:41They've got a nice tip on them.
48:45Do we have any more muffin tins?
48:47No.
48:51They would be really good if we didn't fill them up so much, honey.
48:55You just don't do that.
48:56You just don't ever fill up pastry.
48:58You've just got to await this.
48:59I know, but you've just got to understand, pastry will rise by double, if not three times.
49:05Yeah.
49:05Always.
49:06And they look like s***.
49:09Oh, thank you.
49:11Pretty early in the season to be big, right?
49:14It's got to be a long season.
49:18F***, babe.
49:23Next time, let's not do that.
49:27What happened to the bakery mess, the muffin mess?
49:30I dumped it.
49:31In the bin?
49:32Yes.
49:32For my muffins?
49:33Yeah.
49:34So we can't give them to the crew or...
49:36No.
49:37They were still f***ing raw in the middle because you put too much batter in, okay?
49:41And I needed the muffin tins for the guests.
49:44So I upturned them and threw the f*** away.
49:48Because if I cooked them, we wouldn't have time to cook the guests' muffins because we
49:52only had those traits.
49:53I wasn't trying to sabotage you or f*** you.
49:55It's taking a long time.
49:56I'm already stressed.
49:58Are you f***ing for real right now?
50:00Like, I think he's trying to kill my self-esteem.
50:03Nah.
50:03Nah, go f*** yourself, to be honest.
50:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
50:19They were still f***ing raw in the middle.
50:22All right.
50:22I wasn't trying to sabotage you or f*** you.
50:24Hey, um, have you seen a juicer?
50:27Yeah, there's like five of them.
50:28Come here, babe.
50:34Oh, this kind of thing.
50:35That's a juicer.
50:36Okay.
50:38All right, let's do this.
50:42I'm just getting to the toilet.
50:43I'll be back in two minutes.
50:46They're going to have to replace the carpet in Heather Whitney's room.
50:48We are going to have to pay for this boat.
50:50There is makeup and fake blood and self-tanner everywhere.
50:53I know.
50:54We've ruined it.
50:57Hi, baby.
50:59Hey, baby.
51:00How are you?
51:02I'm good.
51:02It's so nice to hear your voice.
51:05Is it going in a galley?
51:07It's a f***ing nightmare, Bri.
51:09Stop it right now.
51:10I love Bri.
51:12She's part of my really core circle in my heart.
51:15And it's not easy to stay friends after the season
51:18because it's so high-paced.
51:20But I feel like I could call Bri in a crisis any moment.
51:23I feel like everyone could do with a Bri in their lives.
51:25It's been two days.
51:27And I've already broken down in tears.
51:31It's chipping away at my soul.
51:33Like, money's not worth this amount of sadness.
51:36This early on, it's a major red flag.
51:38And you can't keep yourself in a pressure cooker like that.
51:40I was living, like, my best f***ing life out in Canada.
51:44I have never been happier in my life.
51:46And then to leave it all just to come on this boat
51:48and to be basically treated like this,
51:50I spend 15 hours of my day in the galley.
51:53Right, right.
51:54I can't live for just little moments
51:56when people come in and ask if I'm okay.
51:59Take a deep breath.
52:00I'm here with you.
52:01We'll get through this together.
52:04I literally can't do a single f***ing thing right.
52:11Baby, I'm so sorry you feel like this.
52:17Like, you...
52:18I do it every day.
52:20It's not what happened for me.
52:22If you feel like you want to leave, you can leave.
52:26I want to leave.
52:27You can talk to Jason.
52:28Whatever you think is best for a pain,
52:30that's what you need to do.
52:33Oh, that is a lot.
52:36Yeah.
52:37Call me anytime.
52:38Thank you, my darling.
52:47Hey, don't forget your dildo.
52:51Thank you for that.
52:52Uh-huh.
52:53Try and spread the water out.
53:00Hi.
53:01Hi.
53:02What's going on?
53:04I can't do the galley.
53:06I can't do Ben's mood swings.
53:08It's so toxic.
53:10I'm doing my absolute best,
53:12and I can tolerate it for a certain amount of time,
53:14but it's three days in,
53:15and I'm losing my head already.
53:18I'm not even taking an hour by hour.
53:20I'm taking things every 10 minutes,
53:22and it's like the day is going so long
53:24because it's a 15-hour day,
53:25and it's hard for me just to keep counting.
53:28It'll be better in 15 minutes.
53:31But it's like, how many times do I have to tell myself that?
53:35Before, it's just like, it's too much.
53:38It's genuinely, like, it's genuinely too much.
53:41I've never, like...
53:42It's going to give me a heart attack at 26.
53:44Oh, that's good.
53:46Oh, man. Nice.
53:48If you can find someone with the greatest kill than me,
53:50then...
53:52Please do that.
53:54I hear you.
53:55I don't want you to go.
53:56But since day one, we're understaffed.
53:59Yeah, definitely.
54:01Definitely.
54:01I had this vision of you coming out of the end of it
54:04and just, like, learning so much.
54:05I'm really sorry.
54:06I'm waving the white flag, and I just can't do that.
54:09I don't know.
54:10I don't know.
54:16You
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