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00:05Previously on Below Deck Down Under.
00:07Oh my God, all your horses.
00:10Yee-haw.
00:11Golly, golly.
00:14Happy birthday.
00:15We can't really understand.
00:16It's just very frustrating.
00:18Can we stop talking and go with service beef?
00:20Yeah, but you're gonna do it again in five minutes.
00:21Okay, I'll speak when you start getting it out on time.
00:24Would you like some of this percatchel?
00:25It looks delicious.
00:26Yeah, I think they just made it today.
00:28You made it?
00:28No, the bakery made it.
00:30No, we made it from scratch.
00:33We've been making it.
00:34There's a primal part of my brain
00:36that wants to merge genetics with Yee-haw.
00:41Cheers!
00:43You're really nice, guys.
00:44You're going to be.
00:46You're an ideal woman.
00:48You're what every guy wants.
00:50The more I get to know her, I'm like,
00:51oh, hold on here, where we were.
00:55It's sweet and bad time.
00:59Eddie in general.
01:02I think you can see on my face, it bothers me.
01:23See you in the morning.
01:24Thank you, thank you.
01:50Are you trying to kiss me thousands of times?
01:54Hey.
01:55Oh, you're crazy.
01:58Oh, my God.
02:02Grab some water.
02:08So proud of you, Eddie.
02:10Why?
02:10I don't know.
02:11I feel like last night you were on fire.
02:13I had really good fun last night.
02:17So, basically, Edward tried to kiss me last night
02:20and he did kiss me last night.
02:22Do you know who kept giving me a funny eye, though?
02:24Who?
02:24Alicia.
02:25Anytime I was there with Alicia,
02:28Alicia kept, like, going like that.
02:30We're sort of like cracking on with everyone else.
02:32Maybe that attention thing should be...
02:34She's feeling the lift behind here.
02:39Alicia said she's got a boyfriend.
02:41Such a free spirit.
02:42Fun girl.
02:43I wonder how fun a boyfriend is.
02:46It is a great guy.
02:47He's so cute.
02:48I think he would have just got himself a kiss, regardless of who it was.
02:53I need to be a good friend, please.
02:56It's just banter.
02:57Banter.
02:58The text that he sent was just so ridiculous.
03:01Actually, I'm embarrassed.
03:03My boyfriend knows I'm a flirt.
03:05He actually enjoys that about me.
03:07He can trust me that I would never actually do anything.
03:10He knows that I'm going to be faithful.
03:12But last night, that took it a step too far.
03:16I need to respect the fact that I'm in a relationship.
03:19God bless my soul.
03:21You're a different character when you drink, but so are we all.
03:24Yeah.
03:24How was your night?
03:25Yeah, just relaxing, man.
03:27It was nice.
03:27It was just super chill.
03:28Good on you.
03:29What about you?
03:29I wasn't nearly as bad as the...
03:31Hot time raging.
03:31Gina and I were playing, like, Truth or Dear.
03:34Did you kiss her?
03:35Yeah.
03:35You little bastard.
03:36I think young love on a boat is a healthy thing,
03:39and I'm happy for both Jenna and Eddie.
03:42Did I sound sincere?
03:46Like...
03:48Because I'm really trying.
03:50Weird things happen in the hot tub, don't they?
03:53Look, Jenna's pretty.
03:54She's a very pretty girl, you know?
03:55I'm not blind, but, you know, I didn't initiate anything.
03:59I probably won't.
04:00I've just got over a pretty tough relationship.
04:03I do have a big job on the boat,
04:04and I'm just going to focus on that.
04:06That's great.
04:08Let's go.
04:09French time.
04:10Can't much.
04:11Upstairs.
04:12What are you doing down here?
04:13What are you doing down here?
04:16Come on, my cemetery.
04:18So, quickly give the aft a scrub.
04:21Not bad at all.
04:23Alicia, Alicia, Jenna.
04:24Can you tell me the guest cabins, please?
04:27Nothing on my way.
04:32Do we have three beds, mate?
04:34I've done this bed.
04:35Okay, so there's three more.
04:36I've got two more.
04:37Okay, two beds.
04:38You two.
04:39On a race?
04:40Can I please, can I please, can I please to the bar?
04:43Yeah, you can go.
04:43I want to finish that.
04:46Benny boy.
04:47Hey, how are you, Captain?
04:48Amazing.
04:49You get a good sleep?
04:49I've got ten hours.
04:50I feel a bit guilty.
04:53Who even enjoys making beds?
04:55Shut up.
04:56Do you enjoy making beds?
04:57I enjoy doing my job properly.
04:59Let's go.
04:59Come on.
05:02Do you know if I was your boyfriend at home?
05:05I'd be fuming.
05:07Yeah, I know.
05:08Like, for me, I don't care.
05:09I'm single.
05:11But if you were my girlfriend or me wife...
05:14I don't want to hear it today.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:16Keep my name out of your mouth.
05:18Less of this and more of this.
05:20I take it on board.
05:21I just don't want to hear it today.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Hey, hey.
05:24How are you going on deck?
05:26Good, so far.
05:27Good.
05:27It was a nice day.
05:28Nice.
05:32All right, let's clean this up.
05:33It's time for us to rock and roll, love.
05:35We're getting there.
05:36I'm starting from here and then working my way around.
05:38That's the plan.
05:39Yeah, that's good.
05:41I'm one of those people that have to be in a very clean, zen environment.
05:45So I can attribute my timing delays a little bit to the discombobulation of this bloody shambolic machine that I
05:53live in.
05:53And I'm going to sort her out.
05:56I'll be right back.
05:57Yeah, it's all good.
06:00No, don't do this.
06:01F***.
06:09Five seconds.
06:15Oh, no.
06:17Hey, Jason.
06:18It's Ben.
06:18Can you come in, please?
06:19Copy that.
06:19Oh, that's lovely.
06:23How's it going, mate?
06:24There's a fan malfunction.
06:26And I can't do the charter without this oven.
06:28It's f***ing bulls***.
06:30Engineers, can you meet me in the galley, please?
06:33What's up?
06:35It just says fan malfunction.
06:37Has it done that before?
06:39It has?
06:40I ordered a new one.
06:42What a fan, a new fan.
06:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:44Who's your pony?
06:45He how?
06:46Nothing doesn't work.
06:47F***.
06:48You're right.
06:48How's today?
06:50Today's been all right.
06:51Sorry about kissing you last night.
06:53No, it's funny.
06:53If you didn't want to, sorry.
06:54No, it didn't.
06:55They didn't have to apologise for that at all.
06:58I should have asked first.
06:59I never expected to kiss Eddie.
07:03Like, it's my first moustache.
07:06Like, not my type in general.
07:08I don't think my future husband will be doing manual labour.
07:11It will also be an older guy, of course.
07:14But Eddie has his head screwed on properly.
07:17He's a hard worker.
07:18And he's so kind.
07:20So cute.
07:21That was a good kiss.
07:22I'm fine.
07:23I'm a good kiss.
07:24I'm kidding.
07:26My goodness.
07:29Oh, f*** me.
07:34Holy f***.
07:35When did I send these?
07:36What did you send?
07:37Alicia texted me last night.
07:39Oh, f***.
07:40I don't remember.
07:42She goes, I haven't a clue what's going on in my head.
07:44But you need to get out of it.
07:45Oh, wow.
07:46Believe me when I say I haven't been able to stop looking at you.
07:50And then she goes, call me crazy, but I'm not wrong.
07:52Same too.
07:53Have you been getting it on with Jenna?
07:55I said, I would drop it in a second to be an alien with you.
07:59Oh, dear.
08:00See how that goes down.
08:02Oh, drunk Eddie sending out Hail Marys at 3am.
08:05That's not great.
08:07I want to make more of an effort with Jenna, like getting more and more to know her.
08:11Oh, man, I'm in the s***.
08:13F***ing explosion, man.
08:16F***.
08:16What an idiot.
08:20Oh, this needs another wife.
08:23Just a working class, man.
08:26You okay?
08:27Yeah, I'm just tired.
08:28It was a good night.
08:29I'm just a little bit rowdy this morning, but I will power on through.
08:33Did you hook up with anyone?
08:35I don't know.
08:36I'm just not there for just to hook up anymore, especially with the yachting.
08:40Oh, fair.
08:41I apologise for dropping you in the sand.
08:48Because it's sad, it's okay.
08:50Oh, that's okay.
08:51You nearly caught me, and then you dropped me.
08:56Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
08:58Free boy.
09:01I don't remember, but I pissed last night just texting Lydia.
09:06No, you weren't.
09:07But it was all just about her being like, can't get you out of my head.
09:09I was like, same.
09:10This boat's just like the love boat.
09:12Where is Michael?
09:13I just really need some help.
09:15Did you tell Jovo, obviously, at least I messaged you before bed?
09:18Yeah.
09:19When you were getting off with Jenna, I think she's got jealous.
09:21Like, at least I've always said I've had a bit of flu.
09:26Join us.
09:27We need to work something out here.
09:29And I feel like you're a part of this.
09:31Okay.
09:32All right.
09:33Have a seat.
09:37With your towels.
09:39Right.
09:41I'm just trying to work out.
09:42I'm curious to know what he wants to say as well.
09:44No, I was just trying to work out.
09:45Are you a messager in Eddie?
09:47And I told you to f*** off and just stop being a drunken idiot, basically.
09:50Kind of.
09:52Oh.
09:54I wish you paid more attention to the job that you're supposed to be doing than thinking
09:58about what other people are texting.
09:59Unless you got a text directly, it wasn't anything to do with you.
10:02No, but when someone comes to me and sees, unless I was messaged last night.
10:06Who said that?
10:06I didn't say it in a bad way.
10:09I just flirt to make myself feel better.
10:12I'm flat out with work.
10:13There's so much to do.
10:14And you're busy up here f***ing talking about who's going to be.
10:16I'm actually hoovering up here.
10:17What's going on?
10:18It's so important in this conversation.
10:20If I hear you gossiping instead of working one more f***ing time, I'm going to be talking.
10:24But you, you s***, flirting, having a crack with anyone.
10:26You should be working right now.
10:28But you've got a boyfriend.
10:29So I'm not allowed to talk now while I'm working.
10:31Well, you're not working.
10:32You're just talking.
10:33Alicia, there's honestly no need to get wound up about it.
10:36I'm pissed off because every time I see you, you're just gossiping.
10:39There's no need to be pissed off, though.
10:40It's disrespectful, the words of your boyfriend.
10:42I don't care whether or not I've got a boyfriend.
10:44I care about getting the job f***ing done.
10:45Maybe you should care about your boyfriend because you're in a relationship.
10:48I'm here to work, mate.
10:49Just f*** you pick up a hoover.
10:51I mean, we are having a little bit of a gossip.
10:54But she's trying to pinpoint as if, like, I'm not doing any work to try and deflect that she's in
11:00the wrong.
11:01What is going on?
11:02He's in my f***ing face.
11:03Oh, you've got a boyfriend.
11:04Stop fighting.
11:04When I was like, we're here to f***ing work, mate.
11:07Who said this?
11:08Mikey is literally all up in my f***ing grill.
11:10Well, that blew up.
11:11I'm just saying it how it is.
11:14Get off my f***ing dick, mate.
11:16I'm shaking.
11:17Okay, don't take a coffee.
11:19Don't take a coffee.
11:20I don't know what I just walked into.
11:23Where has he gone?
11:25He's vacuuming upstairs.
11:26Everyone just needs to relax.
11:28It's not that deep.
11:29Mike, what the f*** happened?
11:31Nothing happened.
11:32F*** off, Mikey.
11:33What did you do to Alicia?
11:35I literally was outside.
11:37She was obviously stood behind us.
11:38Were you gossiping?
11:39No.
11:40No, you are gossiping.
11:41Don't lie.
11:42What's going on?
11:43I was just having to laugh at the boys.
11:44I mean, I'm like, oh.
11:44Yeah, but she's not finding it funny.
11:46Yeah.
11:47But also, she's got a boyfriend, so like...
11:49That's none of your business.
11:50If she wants to flirt with them, that's between them.
11:52Stay out of it.
11:53What do you want us to do?
11:55I want you to vacuum down here.
11:56So?
11:56And then go find Jenna.
11:58I made it, Mike.
11:59I will, mate.
12:00I will.
12:01This is f***ing crazy.
12:03How's mum and bear going?
12:05F***ing working overtime over here.
12:07I'll leave that to you.
12:08Yeah.
12:09Mike is wrong for gossiping, and like, Alicia should 100% stand up for herself, but she doesn't
12:15need to do it a decimal 100%.
12:17Like, what the f***?
12:18Alicia?
12:19Captain heard you.
12:20Like, Alicia, be smarter as well.
12:23The two of you are f***ing dumbasses.
12:26Are you okay?
12:27I know.
12:28I shouldn't have reacted like that, but he just winds me up.
12:30I know.
12:31I get it.
12:31I get it.
12:32Oh, Jenna, I've got something to tell you.
12:35What?
12:36I want to know.
12:37You can't react like that because it's not going to solve anything, and I don't want,
12:41you know, Jason or the other crew seeing stuff like that.
12:43You know how Eddie gives Jenny a sit?
12:45Like, and then Eddie's then telling all the boys.
12:48Eddie comes up for us.
12:49I say, all right, Eddie, what's happening?
12:50He says, Alicia was messaging him last night.
12:53Seriously, I can't get you out of my head.
12:55No, wait, wait.
12:56Hang on.
12:57Yeah, and I was like, Eddie.
12:58No, you've got the twisted.
12:59This is what happens with gossip.
13:02He doesn't have any integrity.
13:03No, he's a gossip.
13:04Eddie came to you and said, Alicia, no.
13:07Yes.
13:07Yeah, no.
13:08Yes.
13:10Where did the Eddie thing come from?
13:12Like, I don't know what they were coming in.
13:13I didn't think it was a thing.
13:14Me neither.
13:16I feel used because if Eddie likes Alicia, am I the pawn between them to make someone jealous?
13:24I'm actually kind of put off.
13:25Why they are so thick?
13:27Do the whole drama just for a kiss and then chat to Alicia.
13:31I feel really used.
13:43I'm so confused now.
13:45I think she's connecting on with all the guys.
13:48They're screaming and shouting around the bows.
13:50Yeah, you copy that.
13:51It won't happen again.
13:51It's just a boundary that I wouldn't trust.
13:53Hey, Chief, what's going on with this?
13:56We are just waiting for the book and the spare front, and then we can install it.
14:00Cool.
14:01You're working hard there, Mike.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Go to hell.
14:04Attention, head to the department.
14:06Can you meet me in the crew mess now for a preference trade meeting?
14:09I'll meet.
14:13All right, guys, chart of three.
14:15Yep.
14:15All right, here we go.
14:16Mecca is a New York City founder of a lifestyle magazine, Pink, which celebrates black women
14:21and curates elevated experiences for them.
14:23Okay.
14:28Feeling good.
14:29Super sexy.
14:30Super sexy.
14:32There's four of these, so they'll go one and one, one and one.
14:35We want to make sure they don't hang over, right?
14:36He wants it to hang over, kind of.
14:38Oh, like in somebody's face.
14:41Just, I'm trying to be honored, but I can't see.
14:43You're absolutely not.
14:45Oh, if something's not up to my standards, you're definitely going to know.
14:48But funny enough, I am, and as sassy as I can be, I feel like I'm the softer one of
14:55the rest of my charter guests.
14:57So these are going to sit on table A and B.
15:00One and that one.
15:01And then we wrap these with florals.
15:03This one.
15:03I know you laugh.
15:04Oh, please.
15:05She has visited over 48 countries.
15:07I splurge on vacations regularly.
15:10We did Egypt together.
15:11We closed down the entire St. Regis and New Cairo, so it was just for us.
15:15Everything luxury, over the top, Birkin wearing, Bentley driving, all the good food, all the
15:20good drinks.
15:21I like to see the money.
15:22You know, when you're spending six figures on a vacation, you want to see six figures
15:27on your vacation.
15:28She's excited to come aboard with Karen, Michelle, Tamika, Bea, and Erica.
15:34Mecca is looking forward to five-star service with meals and tablescapes.
15:38Nobody should ever be intimidated by my standards.
15:40I think if they are, they should raise their own.
15:42On the final night, Mecca wants to end with an opulent, formal, six-course black-tie dinner.
15:48They've got a high standard.
15:49We need to pick our game up.
15:51All right, thank you very much.
15:52Cheers.
15:59We've all got done.
16:00I'm super happy.
16:01It looks great.
16:02Take food, well?
16:03Just wrap up what you're doing.
16:04Interior, interior, Daisy.
16:06We are done for the day.
16:08Wonderful.
16:09Oh, I stink.
16:12All right, all right?
16:13Good, good.
16:14How are you?
16:14How do I get myself?
16:15Huh?
16:15I'm super tired.
16:17You're tired?
16:17Yeah, I'm just tired.
16:18Aw.
16:19I am buzzing that I got a little peck off Ellie.
16:22You want to have some fun?
16:24Let's see.
16:25You want to get me out of here?
16:25Let's see.
16:27What the...
16:28Why are you getting the peck?
16:29It's enough to know that she's into me as well.
16:32I don't really intend to, like, go there with Mike.
16:36I feel like me and Ellie could probably get down and dirty.
16:38I've got my eyes on the prize and the prize is your...
16:42Ha-ha.
16:46Oh, I love it.
16:49It's not golf.
16:50It's Mike.
16:51He's causing serious drama.
16:54I'm going to sit down and have a proper talk to him and tell him it's, like, actually pretty
16:58serious.
16:59I'll back you up, of course, with Mike.
17:01Do you want to sit in with me?
17:03Yeah, yeah.
17:03Fine.
17:06Mike.
17:07Yeah, what would you like?
17:08We just want to have a great chat with you.
17:09Okay.
17:10Who?
17:11Me and Joe.
17:12Meow, meow, meow, meow.
17:16Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
17:19Is this scary?
17:21Not really.
17:23That might be the problem.
17:25You should be scared.
17:25Here's the thing.
17:26We enjoy your banter.
17:27Yeah.
17:27You know that.
17:28There's no doubt about it.
17:29The main reason we're here is to work.
17:31I'm not very good at the work, but I'm a...
17:33You're not being fast enough and you're not being efficient.
17:36And the girls, they're getting frustrated because they're having to micromanage.
17:39And then the gossip.
17:41It's all fun and games until it's not anymore.
17:44Yeah, of course.
17:44You've got to understand that you could, at any stage, if anyone's not happy with you,
17:48in particular, you will be fired.
17:51I really do not want to lose this job.
17:53I have tried a variety of jobs in the past, from the military to bartending.
17:58I tried a dating show, tried OnlyFans.
18:01I even tried running events between Mioga and Ibiza with some friends.
18:06And none of them stuck.
18:07I know I do have a big personality, but I really do want to make this yacht and career work.
18:13We want you to know that this is serious.
18:15Yeah.
18:24I'm so tired.
18:27Maybe we're going to go outside and have a glass of wine.
18:29Daisy.
18:30I have to get high enough.
18:33Oh, I'm tired, though.
18:35That bench looks really nice.
18:36I'm in this guy.
18:38Yeah.
18:40Hello.
18:41You all right?
18:42Do you want to come join us for a drink?
18:44No, I'm good, thanks.
18:46No?
18:46Glass of wine?
18:46I do like wine.
18:50Are you all right?
18:51Sorry, yeah.
18:52I feel absolutely bamboozled.
18:56Hey, darling.
19:02Are we going to share a glass?
19:06What a day.
19:11That's nice wine.
19:12Is it South African?
19:15No, it's not a session bridge.
19:16I'm going to go unpack.
19:17You're going to go pack?
19:19Unpack.
19:20Unpack.
19:20Oh, my God, Elle.
19:21Don't need you.
19:22I'm all good, thank you.
19:23Oh, have I just crushed your date?
19:25There's no dates here.
19:26She's quite sweet, isn't she?
19:28I'm not down for three ways.
19:30Are you feeling okay?
19:33You're a bit emotionally drained.
19:35A good sleep would sell for everything.
19:37So he's like, okay, let's have a glass of wine outside on the bench.
19:41He rocks up with wine and another girl.
19:44I'm like, what the?
19:45I got out of there.
19:47Unless she is a little loosey-goosey for somebody who has a boyfriend, don't you think?
19:53If a man asks me something and then another bitch comes, like, no, I agree.
19:59Thank you, Jenna, for validating my feelings.
20:01I can't win.
20:04Hold on, hold on, hold on.
20:05This has escalated.
20:06Ow!
20:08They're giving!
20:09They're not kissing.
20:10No, they're not.
20:11No, you're still in the game.
20:13Oh, dear.
20:15You're never in front of a lady.
20:16Really?
20:17Ever.
20:17I don't know about this.
20:19I don't know about this.
20:21Where's my phone?
20:22So have you ever peed whilst the other ones in the shower?
20:25I'm going to find out who her boyfriend is.
20:27I'm sending this to her boyfriend tonight.
20:29Pooing and bathing used to be my thing.
20:32So you were in the bath while you were pooing?
20:35I'm very kind.
20:36No, f*** with me.
20:50I'll take it.
20:51Thank you, baby.
20:53Shower, shower, shower.
20:55I love her shoes.
20:56I think Elena got a bit bleak that I was talking to her and then...
20:59Oh, I'll tell you all about it if you want.
21:01Yeah?
21:02Oh, yeah, I know everything.
21:03She was a little offended.
21:04She thought it was like a little date, like a doc date.
21:07And then you brought another woman.
21:09And I just invited Lisa because she was literally lying on the couch doing f*** all.
21:12I don't feel like I've done anything wrong.
21:14This is pretty hectic.
21:16I mean, when did we say this was a date?
21:18But I thought you were keen on Elena.
21:20I wasn't...
21:21Me?
21:21Yeah.
21:22What?
21:23No.
21:25No.
21:26I'm going to have to message her.
21:27No, don't do that.
21:28Never complain, never explain.
21:30That was the queen's motto.
21:32Hey.
21:32Hey.
21:33Your hair looks so cool like that.
21:34I like it.
21:34My God.
21:35F*** you.
21:37You are beautiful.
21:39Jonah, let's get to know each other.
21:41I think I've sussed you out a little bit.
21:43Am I allowed to ask a question?
21:46Oh, what?
21:49So you and Eddie?
21:51Well, there is no me and Eddie.
21:54No.
21:57No, there is no me and Eddie.
21:59I thought you were like into him, I suppose.
22:02No.
22:03Into Eddie?
22:03No.
22:05No.
22:07But he did text me last night.
22:10What did he say?
22:14Show me the text.
22:15Show me.
22:17Come on, give it to me.
22:18Now I'll find out.
22:20Don't do that.
22:21But then we squish it after this, okay?
22:23Yeah.
22:24We won't talk about it again.
22:25Then we squash it.
22:26Then we're talking about it.
22:27Then we're talking about it to other people.
22:28Yeah.
22:28Then it's squashed.
22:29Makes you so embarrassed to read them back.
22:32I actually want to throw it up.
22:34I haven't got a clue what's going on in my head.
22:36But you need to get out of it.
22:38Believe me when I say I haven't been able to stop looking at you.
22:41No.
22:42Same too.
22:43But you're with Jenna and she's a safe bet.
22:46I would drop it in a second to be an alien with you.
22:50Oh, my God.
22:51Girl.
22:52Turns out I am a massive flair.
22:54So true.
22:56I think it's definitely not a girl code whatsoever.
22:58This is just such cringe, toxic behavior.
23:01Like, both of them, at this point, they can have each other.
23:04Wild, dude.
23:06I definitely did shut it down, though.
23:09Okay, guys.
23:10Bedtime.
23:11Eddie's mustache.
23:13What is that mustache?
23:14It's not shaped.
23:16It's like he went to a party shop.
23:18Yeah, yeah.
23:19I've stuck the mustache on.
23:21I think it might be horny.
23:22I need to use my vibrator.
23:29Fresh day.
23:30New start.
23:33Nothing more.
23:40Good morning.
23:42Where's your head at with, like, Jenna and Alicia?
23:44Because, like, me and Jenna went upstairs and she was, like,
23:47a bit upset with the messages that you were sending Alicia.
23:50Oh, yeah.
23:52I read the messages.
23:54I'll drop Jenna.
23:55It was hot.
23:56They could be available.
23:57Yeah.
23:57If she read that, and, yeah, that wouldn't have gone down well.
23:59But, ****, I don't know what I was on about.
24:01I actually had a really good time with Jenna on that night.
24:04Be nice to properly hang out again.
24:07I need to chat to you.
24:15Ben, Ben, I got you a new oven coming.
24:18So we're here to answer this charter.
24:19****, man.
24:20Oh, I wish I was at home.
24:22I've got ****, tons of ovens at home.
24:25Try and see.
24:25I'll see you in three days.
24:29Morning, morning.
24:30Morning, morning.
24:30It's okay.
24:31Yeah.
24:31It's okay.
24:32Yeah.
24:33We'd love to start you on the food,
24:34because I don't want to ****, show lunch.
24:36100%.
24:37At this point, I am basing my menu
24:39all around the broken oven.
24:41Frim, frim, roll.
24:43That's what else will do.
24:44I'm going to have to use
24:45every bloody induction burner,
24:48every machine.
24:49It's still funny.
24:50You know, you can get around it,
24:52but it's not going to be pretty.
24:55All right.
24:56We take off.
24:57We're both tenders side by side.
24:59Take those two tie lines down
25:01through the cleats.
25:02I'll leave you guys to it.
25:03I want, like,
25:04a fancy toilet fold
25:06for the paper.
25:07It's half like this,
25:08and there's a triangle in the middle.
25:09Okay, Grace.
25:12All crew,
25:1215 minutes until guest arrival.
25:14Please get in your whites
25:15and be ready in the main salon.
25:22We made it!
25:24Get down!
25:25We made it!
25:27Girls just want to have fun.
25:29Pop out, make your boys want it.
25:33This is going to be fun.
25:35Okay, let's go.
25:36All in line.
25:37If you ain't on
25:37and you can't talk to me.
25:38Walking on fire.
25:39We like designers
25:40checks to pop.
25:41Is this cute?
25:42Baby!
25:43We're excited to have you aboard.
25:44We're excited to be on board.
25:46I'm Jason.
25:46I'm Mecca.
25:47Pleased to meet you, Mecca.
25:48Hi.
25:4812.
25:4912.
25:50My attorney's name
25:51so I remember that.
25:52Okay.
25:53Yummy, yeah.
25:54Welcome, ladies.
25:55Daisy will show you around.
25:56We'll get the engines going
25:57and get underway.
25:58Excellent.
25:59All right, let's go.
26:00Let's not leave any luggage behind.
26:02Am I on deck or busy?
26:04Yes.
26:04Yeah, you can have them.
26:06Oh, adorable.
26:07Well, cheers.
26:07This is what I'm talking about.
26:08This is how you bring me.
26:10And I will show you around.
26:12Back here, there are two VIP twins.
26:15Beautiful.
26:17Awesome to eat, isn't it?
26:17Yeah, of course.
26:18Mm-hmm.
26:19Very special.
26:20You know, I think I could do a year on about.
26:22At least a year.
26:23Yeah.
26:24Lovely, Eddie.
26:25The sun deck up here
26:27will do most of your meals.
26:28Then you've got the jacuzzi,
26:29you've got the sun loungers,
26:30and that is the boat, ladies.
26:32Beautiful.
26:33Mm-hmm.
26:34What time is lunch?
26:35I was thinking maybe two might be a good time.
26:37We're hungry.
26:38Okay.
26:38Yeah, sure, that's fine.
26:39I'll let me go and double check with Ben.
26:41Hey, Aftik.
26:41Just let me know when you're ready.
26:43Copy.
26:43Can I start taking lines off?
26:44Yes, please take lines off.
26:46Okay, go.
26:47Pull it, pull it fast, pull it fast.
26:50All lines off.
26:51Two metres from the starboard dock and opening.
26:54We have 30 metres left,
26:56and we are clear of the port side,
26:58clear to swing.
26:59Captain, as soon as you are happy,
27:01I will start making my way on the tenders
27:03to move them onto the tow.
27:04You can start now.
27:05Copy.
27:06Yeah, undo it from up there.
27:07Yeah.
27:08Lane released.
27:09Tenders are on a tow.
27:12Hold on.
27:14This is a cut because it's tangled.
27:16Look.
27:17Yeah, that's the problem.
27:19Captain, Captain, can we hide off?
27:21There's a crossover between the two towing lines.
27:24I can't right now.
27:25Hold 30 seconds in idle,
27:27so I can change over the line.
27:28Joelle, I cannot put this boat in idle at the moment.
27:30I'm right in the middle of the channel,
27:31and I've got the wind blowing.
27:32This is going to blow me straight off course
27:34into the rocks.
27:37The two tow lines are twisted,
27:38and the tenders are knocking into each other.
27:40If they knock each other sideways,
27:42they could submerge,
27:43and we could lose one or both tenders,
27:45and we don't have enough slack
27:46to undo the lines or untangle the tenders.
27:48We literally have seconds to fix this.
27:51If we don't fix this now,
27:52we're f***ing.
28:02Captain, Captain, can we idle?
28:04I just need to cross over
28:05between the two towing lines.
28:06I can't right now.
28:09Yeah, that's the problem.
28:11This is so beautiful.
28:12So excited.
28:13I was thinking,
28:14can we not just put that one now through there,
28:17put it on the bollard,
28:18and then release that?
28:19That's the thinking I like to see, mate.
28:21Well done.
28:21My engineer and instinct's kicking,
28:23and I realise that if we can attach this line
28:25to the other cleat,
28:26it'll release just enough tension
28:28so we can untangle the lines.
28:30Yeah, that's for you.
28:32Pull up.
28:33Pull up, pull up.
28:34Do any more.
28:35Secured.
28:37Right, bring it in.
28:38Nice, well done.
28:39Pull, pull, pull, pull.
28:41Secure, secure, secure.
28:42Secured.
28:43I have got a few brains
28:45underneath all of this hair.
28:48My tinder's on,
28:49it's all clear, all clear.
28:51Well done.
28:52Ben.
28:53Yes?
28:53So I pushed for a two o'clock lunch,
28:55but they're really hungry.
28:56Well, why don't you give them spring rolls?
28:58I'll go and give them spring rolls.
29:00She came up to me and said,
29:01what about lunch?
29:02What time?
29:02And I said,
29:03does a two o'clock lunch work?
29:04And she said,
29:05mm, that's too late.
29:06We're really hungry.
29:07So you're already
29:08letting them bully you?
29:10Like, out of the door?
29:11We're gonna have to make you
29:12look a little more intimidating,
29:13I reckon.
29:14They still are gonna do
29:15the picnic, right?
29:16The beach picnic?
29:17Yeah.
29:18Look, let's just do it.
29:19I'll shoot for 115.
29:20Let's do it.
29:20Okay, great.
29:21I can take up those spring rolls
29:22if you want.
29:23Yeah, let's get some
29:23ramekins first canapes.
29:25I'll be really quick with that, okay?
29:27We've got this.
29:28We're gonna crush this one.
29:30I told you they said
29:31this area is where the
29:32billionaires come to escape
29:33the millionaires.
29:34Yeah, I love that line.
29:35I'm sorry,
29:36I forgot your name already.
29:36Alicia.
29:38Alicia, I am Mecca.
29:39Yes.
29:39I'm gonna try not to get
29:40on your nerves,
29:41but I'm so going to.
29:42No, I honestly don't mind.
29:43I would be exactly the same.
29:45I am so ready
29:46to be on service
29:48with all the drama
29:49that's happened
29:49with Jenna,
29:51Eddie,
29:52Mike.
29:53Look, I wanna just, like,
29:54get on with the job
29:55that I've been hired to do.
29:56Less drama,
29:57more work,
29:58head down,
29:59team player.
30:04Kind of paid.
30:05You're good, though.
30:06How do you do?
30:06We'll just do two days.
30:07Okay.
30:08Two?
30:08Okay.
30:09What are they, guys?
30:09Shrimp spring rolls.
30:10Okay, thank you.
30:11We are gonna go down
30:12and check out Celine Bay.
30:14Joao, do you need me
30:15for anything else?
30:15Do you want me to move
30:16to the interior?
30:17Interior,
30:17thank you very much
30:18for your help.
30:18Okay, so you're gonna
30:19drop anchor
30:20at one o'clock.
30:21Okay, super.
30:21And then to the beach,
30:22set up straight away.
30:24Okay.
30:24Okay, I got you.
30:25Yeah.
30:25Right on.
30:25Thanks.
30:26I love New York,
30:27but after three days,
30:28you're ready,
30:28you're over it.
30:29Ready to go back home.
30:30If I had your house,
30:31I'd be rushing to go home,
30:36right next to her.
30:37Oh, yeah, buy it
30:37so I could build air.
30:39For all of us.
30:41So these are
30:42shrimp spring rolls
30:44with the Thai chili
30:45dipping sauce.
30:46Thank you so much.
30:48I can eat these every day.
30:50These are good.
30:50Yeah?
30:51We need more.
30:52Yeah, that's great.
30:52And then let's get some lettuce.
30:54Have you got nice lettuce
30:55in there?
30:55Yes.
31:02Captain anchor
31:03is ready to drop.
31:05I'm gonna go get my
31:05situation in there.
31:07Okay, you can drop.
31:08Copy, drop.
31:14Three and a half
31:15chuckles in the water.
31:17Nice and tight, Captain.
31:18Good work.
31:19Thank you very much.
31:21I'm hungry.
31:22Here she goes.
31:23My friend,
31:23I have a question for you.
31:24What other quick snacks
31:25can we get?
31:26Let me go and speak
31:27with the chef.
31:27Technically,
31:28with all of our hard work
31:29in organization,
31:31the food should be better.
31:32Oh, 100%.
31:33All right, let's do this.
31:34Ah, da, da, da, da, da, da.
31:38Um, they've asked
31:39for more spring rolls,
31:40please.
31:42Bloody hell.
31:45A canapé is designed
31:47to wet the appetite
31:48and take a little heat
31:50off the kitchen.
31:51You can't ask
31:52for more canapés
31:53because that's
31:54going to delay lunch.
31:55Kind of defeats
31:56the purpose, darlings.
31:58All right, it's done.
31:58Thank you very much.
32:00It's not my
32:01fault they didn't
32:02have breakfast.
32:03Order more of them
32:04and then we want lunch
32:05immediately.
32:06Yeah.
32:06How many chefs
32:07have you got?
32:0720?
32:08Yeah, that's what I thought.
32:10Did they make
32:10another better nose?
32:12No, we don't have
32:13any more left to see.
32:13He's just getting
32:14lunch ready now.
32:18Daisy can make
32:18anything happen
32:19so we're just going
32:19to ask and you're
32:20just going to deliver.
32:21Yeah.
32:21Perfect.
32:22Let me go see
32:23if I can grab you
32:24something.
32:24Daisy, you got this.
32:26We're going to get
32:26this done real soon,
32:28real quick.
32:29I'd like to serve
32:29the chicken hot.
32:31What else?
32:32I wanted the guest.
32:33She's really,
32:33really hungry.
32:34Can I have something
32:36to give her?
32:37That's going to
32:38really, really hurt us.
32:39I just can't win here.
32:41That's an eight
32:42or ten minute delay.
32:43And then I'm going
32:44to be late for lunch
32:44and I'm going to
32:45get in trouble.
32:46I've got enough
32:47on my plate.
32:48Come on, babes.
32:49That's bullsh**t.
32:50I always say
32:51I like to see my money.
32:53A five-star chef
32:54with Michelin star service.
32:56The show.
33:04So here's some
33:05smoked salmon,
33:06capers,
33:07mascarpone.
33:08Thank you so much.
33:09See how this is.
33:10Would you like a top pocket?
33:11I would.
33:12Yes.
33:12Perfect.
33:14I love the smoked salmon.
33:16I'm glad I'm just
33:17to do this.
33:18I know the white
33:18people sticking off.
33:19It's all the time.
33:20It's my money.
33:21Daisy?
33:23Who are you
33:24thinking about
33:25this beach picnic?
33:27Eddie.
33:28I want Jenna
33:28to get off.
33:29What am I saying?
33:30I'm sending Mike.
33:31Mike's good with them.
33:32He uses strong points.
33:34Yeah.
33:34Oh, no.
33:34He, I'm putting him
33:35to work.
33:35I've never had someone
33:36who's so s**t.
33:37It's too artistic.
33:39It's so good.
33:39And entertainment.
33:41Are we trying to
33:43do me a fave,
33:44would you?
33:45Give me some cheese.
33:46Yes.
33:47How are we looking,
33:47Joy?
33:48We're looking good.
33:49We're ready to go.
33:50We're ready to eat.
33:50We hungry, though.
33:52Yeah.
33:52We hungry.
33:53You're both gonna go
33:54to the beach.
33:55Okay.
33:55And I want you
33:56to keep an eye
33:57on how she serves.
33:58Compliment them.
33:59Burn your keys.
34:00I'll be the one
34:00taking us in.
34:01Leaving you guys
34:02to sit up.
34:03All crew.
34:03They're very keen
34:04to get over there
34:05and eat.
34:05They're very ready
34:06and hungry.
34:07Ready and hungry.
34:08And what?
34:09He's saying they're
34:10very keen for us
34:11to get over there
34:12and he said
34:13that they're hungry.
34:13I don't know what,
34:14I don't know.
34:15Knock, knock.
34:16Who's there?
34:17It's your tapeworm
34:18and I need to be fed
34:19every 20 minutes.
34:20I'm the eighth
34:21charter guest.
34:23It's f***ing insane.
34:24It's too much, man.
34:25It's really stressing me.
34:27It's just too f***ing much.
34:28Okay, come.
34:29Let's do this one quickly.
34:30We're gonna go right now.
34:31Thank you, guys.
34:31All crew, all crew.
34:32Heading for the beach setup.
34:35How are we looking?
34:36Oh, we're looking great.
34:37They just asked
34:37for guacamole
34:38before lunch.
34:39Ready to get to the beach?
34:40They said,
34:41oh, yeah,
34:41we're waiting for lunch
34:42and I'm like,
34:43you're just ready.
34:44Like, I didn't say it.
34:45Well, there's loads
34:45of sand over there, do we?
34:47I love sand.
34:48Don't you love eating sand?
34:49It's crunchy.
34:52Now, don't come back.
34:54We are gonna get
34:55f***ed today.
34:57Pound down, baby.
34:58Pound down.
35:00I'm quickly starting
35:00to realise that
35:02working with chefs
35:02is kind of like
35:03grazing a pit bull.
35:04They will absorb
35:05the energy
35:06of the person they're with.
35:07You gotta make sure
35:08you're staying calm
35:09because if you're not,
35:10they will bite
35:11somebody's head off.
35:12We're fine.
35:13We're fine.
35:13We're fine.
35:14Thanks.
35:15All good.
35:15I can push off.
35:16Go ahead, Batu.
35:17Take a rest.
35:18Pleasure.
35:19Oh, yeah.
35:21Let's go this way.
35:22Open it right up.
35:23I got cable ties.
35:24Yeah.
35:24Do you want me to start
35:25digging the other side
35:26or are you gonna work this?
35:26Yeah, please.
35:27You're a star.
35:29Quarter pass one now.
35:30Get you over the beach.
35:31Yeah.
35:31Are you joining us
35:32for dinner tonight?
35:32I can do that.
35:33Coffee.
35:34Can't wait to report
35:35back to Daisy.
35:35All Mike did was talk
35:37about work.
35:38Didn't want to gossip
35:39or nothing.
35:39I do not want to gossip.
35:42This is when you need
35:43an oven just to, like,
35:44pop it in.
35:45All right.
35:46What's going on
35:46with the food?
35:47I don't have a time frame,
35:48but just snacks there for now.
35:50Okay, so...
35:50Thanks.
35:51When are you going
35:51on a break?
35:52I don't even like
35:53to have a break.
35:54I want to work.
35:55No, you have to break.
35:57He'll get upset
35:57if you don't take a break.
35:58That situation
35:59gives me anxiety
36:00because I want to work.
36:01If I don't do my job...
36:02Are you doing your job?
36:03Katina, Katina,
36:04one minute away.
36:05We're the tender,
36:06one minute away.
36:07Copy that.
36:07I'm just talking to Patul.
36:08She's standing around
36:09doing nothing at the moment.
36:10I'm that close
36:11to lose my s***.
36:12Don't lose your s***.
36:13Everything's fine.
36:14Growing up,
36:15I wanted to prove
36:16I'm capable.
36:17Women in my family
36:19didn't work.
36:20So now,
36:21when they sent me
36:22their break,
36:23made me think
36:24that I didn't do very well.
36:26Mm.
36:27Girl,
36:29you're doing your best.
36:31At least you're trying
36:32to do your best.
36:34Please focus on this.
36:36Life's so stupid.
36:39Can I get you anything?
36:41I think we're ready to go.
36:41Is the tender here?
36:42Yeah, ready whenever
36:43you guys are.
36:44We're ready.
36:45Perfect.
36:45We're ready.
36:47Do you want to share
36:47about the other night?
36:49I do,
36:50but I don't really
36:50have to say anything.
36:53Um,
36:54no,
36:55I actually really,
36:55I had a really,
36:56really nice night with you.
36:57Um,
36:58and then when we were
36:59in the hot tub,
36:59Alicia was getting
37:00all kind of touchy-feely.
37:01Hi!
37:03It wasn't nice on my part
37:04to text her,
37:05considering that we had
37:06kissed that night.
37:07I f***ing knows,
37:08I was so drunk
37:08by the time I actually
37:09went to bed.
37:09I don't remember the text
37:11until the morning.
37:12It's no excuse.
37:13Um,
37:14and I kind of
37:15just felt like
37:16s***,
37:17to be honest.
37:18I don't want to be
37:19a pawn between
37:20No, no, no.
37:21Like,
37:21making someone jealous.
37:24I'm just not that person.
37:26And I kind of
37:26can cut ties
37:27really fast.
37:28Was that just a pawn
37:30to make,
37:30like,
37:31her jealous?
37:32No, no.
37:33If you could be
37:33on standby,
37:34they're very ready
37:35and hungry.
37:37Copy,
37:37ready,
37:38on beat.
37:38Anyways.
37:39I'm sorry.
37:40Sorry, I'm sorry.
37:42I'm not born yesterday.
37:44I know he would
37:46definitely try
37:47if she didn't have
37:48a boyfriend,
37:48so I don't know
37:49how sincere
37:50this apology is.
37:51Oh, thanks.
37:51Oh, why have you
37:52done that to yourself?
37:54You can't fan this fire.
37:56I've just got to let
37:56this fire just
37:57burn itself out.
38:09OK, we've got
38:11guests.
38:12Here we are, ladies.
38:14Just warm them up
38:15a little bit.
38:17Is this my time
38:18to shine?
38:19Yeah, this is your
38:19time to shine, baby.
38:20Here we go.
38:21Ladies,
38:22welcome.
38:23What do we have
38:24going on here?
38:25What we've got here
38:25for you, Mecca,
38:27is a nice tequila shot.
38:29Are you a tequila
38:29woman?
38:30I mean, I'm a
38:31Jane of all trades.
38:32I like it, I like it.
38:33By the way, ladies,
38:34you look absolutely
38:35gorgeous.
38:37You're the charmer
38:37on the yacht.
38:38Oh, really?
38:39All right, shrimp done,
38:40salmon done,
38:41pasta salad,
38:42and then we're done,
38:43right?
38:43Yes.
38:44No, Maria!
38:47All crew, all crew,
38:48lunch is ready.
38:50Coffee on my way.
38:52Turn me off, please.
38:54This is where
38:55he excels.
38:56We're just going
38:56to keep feeding
38:57his alcohol,
38:58so don't worry
38:58about the alcohol.
38:59Mike, what are you
39:00trying to say exactly?
39:02Let's get to the
39:03bottom of this, Mike.
39:04There, get to the
39:04bottom of the glass.
39:05Ah, get to see,
39:06there we go.
39:06Eddie, it's my boy,
39:07Eddie.
39:08All right, good stuff.
39:09We've got to launch,
39:10please go.
39:11It's just too much.
39:13Are we mice?
39:14Some real food, please.
39:16Come on, Lizzie,
39:17where is the food?
39:21North side tender
39:22is on its way.
39:24Cheers.
39:24Cheers.
39:26Oh, my gosh.
39:27Ladies, are you
39:28hungry?
39:29Yeah, we're talking.
39:32Oh, my God.
39:33Caesar salad here.
39:34Poached shrimp.
39:35And a Mediterranean
39:37pasta salad.
39:38Poached salmon.
39:40That Caesar salad was
39:41working.
39:41Mm-hmm.
39:42Delicious.
39:43It was worth the wait.
39:44Oh, that caprese looks
39:45good.
39:45Look at you.
39:45Are you happy?
39:46That's good.
39:47Lunch is good.
39:48Well, so what is the
39:50menu?
39:50Six courses.
39:51You better not be
39:51slow tonight, brother.
39:52They have more
39:53expectations than we're
39:55delivering.
39:55If you go up there and
39:56have a chat about
39:57tonight's dinner and
39:58your expectations, yeah?
40:00Yeah, yeah.
40:01No, I'm with you.
40:02Are you ladies looking to
40:03do some water sports
40:04today?
40:05No, but I think we'll be
40:06ready in a few if you
40:06want to get the tender
40:07ready.
40:08Katina, the kids.
40:10Wrapping up.
40:11Okay, copy.
40:12Can I get you anything?
40:14Good.
40:15Good, guys.
40:16You, you, you.
40:17Hello.
40:18We're ready.
40:20I got you.
40:20Woo!
40:21Okay.
40:24Absolutely.
40:26You got us here.
40:28Thank you, Kat.
40:28You're welcome.
40:29Welcome back!
40:31So this is a
40:32pineapple mango
40:33daiquiri.
40:33Fresh pineapple?
40:34Yes, fresh pineapple.
40:35Cheers.
40:36Are you going to enjoy
40:36that?
40:37Yeah, I can't get a
40:38read on Mecca at all.
40:40She seemed like she's
40:41enjoying everything,
40:42but like her face
40:44says otherwise.
40:45All right.
40:46What's our plan
40:47right now?
40:47Cocktail, do whatever
40:48you want to do.
40:49You want to chat about
40:50dinner?
40:50Um, hold on.
40:51Let's just create a note
40:52here.
40:53You like ceviche, right?
40:55Yes.
40:55We loved the shrimp
40:56spring rolls.
40:57Really?
40:57You want to do it
40:58with lobster?
40:59Done.
41:00Yes.
41:00Yeah, lobster spring roll.
41:01Done.
41:02I thought braised
41:03shortening.
41:04I think the group
41:04will be a little
41:04divided.
41:05I personally love
41:05a shortening.
41:06So what would be
41:07the seafood alternative
41:08for the pescatarians?
41:11Do you have any
41:11snapper by chance?
41:13We do have snapper.
41:13Yeah.
41:14I think they might
41:14love like a full
41:15proper snapper.
41:16Head on.
41:17Mm-hmm.
41:18And then dessert.
41:19What's something
41:19that you know
41:20we're not going
41:21to say we don't like?
41:22Oh, gosh.
41:23Like, it's not
41:23possible for us
41:24to say,
41:25Ben, we didn't
41:25enjoy this.
41:26Um, like a take
41:27on apple pie?
41:28Is that your best?
41:29Ice cream?
41:30Yeah.
41:30Is that your best?
41:31I happen to know
41:32that you're a special
41:32guest.
41:33Is that your best?
41:35We want your best to come
41:37to the table.
41:38Are we overwhelming you?
41:40Um, I wouldn't be happy
41:43if you weren't.
41:45This charter is a solid
41:46nine on the tricky scale.
41:48See you at dinner.
41:49All right.
41:49You will.
41:49Thank you so much.
41:52Last charter, I was just
41:53dropping the ball in every
41:54which way.
41:56I've spoken to the charter
41:57guests.
41:58Did it make it any better?
41:59No.
42:00Am I worried about it?
42:01Yes.
42:02Do I think I'll get
42:03through it?
42:04Probably not.
42:05It's not easy.
42:07Yeah.
42:08That's why I'm quiet.
42:10Dinner better be really
42:11good.
42:12Mixed on Below Deck Down
42:13Under.
42:14If you like any, though,
42:14I'll just admit the way.
42:15It misses my roommate.
42:17I dropped Jenna like
42:18it's hot to get with me.
42:20I haven't, I did not say
42:21that.
42:21I read the text
42:22messages.
42:23Yeah, man.
42:23Do you want me to see
42:24them?
42:24Who's calling the
42:25shots around here?
42:26I'm communicating with
42:27you, Ben.
42:27You're the boss, babe.
42:28You're the boss, babe.
42:28I'm here to put the
42:29pressure on.
42:30Yeah, well, stop doing
42:31this.
42:31Good night.
42:31Did they like the
42:32octopus?
42:32Some of them didn't
42:33eat it.
42:33We had a whole
42:34conversation earlier.
42:35What happened?
42:36Huh?
42:37Was this your best?
42:39Yeah.
42:39You thought this was
42:40your best?
42:40You thought this was
42:40your best?
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