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00:00Previously on Lala's Full Court Life.
00:02The limos, the stars, you'll see it all right here on the red carpet.
00:06Working a lot and my friends have been a distraction,
00:08but I really hope all this trade drama comes to an end soon.
00:11The trade deadline is fast approaching.
00:13Could be New York, LA, Chicago, Utah, no one knows.
00:17And tonight, where will Carmelo Anthony be when the trade deadline expires?
00:21Oklahoma!
00:22The trade is driving me crazy.
00:24It's pretty difficult to escape that.
00:27What's up?
00:27We're literally on our way to the airport when Mel gets the call from his agent.
00:32Who told you that?
00:33For real.
00:34This is crazy.
01:10What's going on?
01:11Everything's good.
01:12It's just a lot going on.
01:14It's always a lot with you, though.
01:15But it's good.
01:16It's all exciting stuff, and I think with the trade, it's really down to the wire now.
01:21Mel was like, don't even be surprised.
01:23It could go up until midnight, the day of the trade deadline.
01:27So you really don't know?
01:28Yeah.
01:28But I just love how people really believe.
01:30I got this, like, glued to my hip thinking, okay, what team is it?
01:34All right.
01:35We out.
01:35We going.
01:36In the middle of the night, it's just instinct.
01:38All right.
01:39I know.
01:40The trade deadline is four days away, and contrary to what everyone thinks, Mel and myself have
01:45no idea what's going to happen.
01:47You came at the right time.
01:49Don't I always don't?
01:50We got All-Star Weekend coming up.
01:52Of course.
01:52And then, of course, you just got Mel starting in the game.
01:55He had, like, so many votes and everything.
01:57It's All-Star Weekend, which is a huge weekend for the NBA.
02:00And this year, All-Star Weekend just happens to be in L.A.
02:05For Mel, it's also a lot of work.
02:07He has to practice.
02:08He does appearances.
02:09He does camps.
02:11Tonight, All-Star Weekend gets kicked off with the first party.
02:14What's up, Los Angeles?
02:16We got All-Star Weekend kicking off.
02:18The best players and the best parties right here in L.A.
02:25New York really wants to know what's going on.
02:27Obviously, New York already know what's going on.
02:29How does it feel to be so wanted?
02:33It feels good.
02:34Are we coming to New York or what?
02:35I don't know what the hell is going on.
02:37Mel's been really busy running around doing press all day.
02:40I was just hoping to get a few minutes with him in between all the chaos.
02:46What's up, baby?
02:47I thought they said you were going to take us to the back room to eat.
02:50I gotta go walk around.
02:52Why?
02:52You can't sit with us for five minutes?
02:54I don't know.
02:57So you're not going to eat in the back room?
02:59Okay.
03:04Thanks.
03:06With the trade deadline quickly approaching us, I was hoping to get a few minutes with Mel,
03:10but everybody wants Mel right now.
03:12This definitely is Mel's moment, so I just want to take a back seat and be supportive of him.
03:32What body do you want?
03:33First, you have to do the body.
03:35Where is the body?
03:37Mel's out running around the town trying to figure out what's going on with his life and the trade.
03:42So I invited Dice Poe and my brother to come have dinner with me.
03:45Wait.
03:45I got to show you guys.
03:47On the computer today, there's a slot machine you can pull and it'll tell you what team Mel is going
03:53to.
03:54Did you pull the lever?
03:54Of course I did.
03:55I know.
03:56Just to see.
03:58Here it is.
03:59Look.
03:59Carmelo Anthony's slot machine.
04:01Where will Carmelo Anthony be when the trade deadline expires?
04:04Click spin for all the potential outcomes.
04:12It's kind of funny to me how people think you really have the inside scoop on what's going on,
04:17but the truth is you're watching it with everybody else trying to figure out exactly what's going on.
04:23Next.
04:24Okay, Kayane, you spin it.
04:26Stay at the Nuggets.
04:29You want Daddy to stay at the Denver Nuggets?
04:31Yeah.
04:31It gets tiring talking about the trade rumors.
04:34I'd just rather talk about anything else.
04:37Whose number is this in your phone?
04:39Yeah.
04:40Gary Forbes?
04:41You didn't even get in my phone.
04:43Give me this.
04:44Gary Forbes is Melo's teammate on the Denver Nuggets.
04:47He was also on Melo's team back in Denver when we had our bowling tournament.
04:51Kind of crazy that Gary's phone number is in Poe's phone.
04:55Maybe it had something to do with Poe running naked down the street
04:59and him getting to see what she was working with.
05:01I don't know.
05:02I never knew the day you would blush over a guy.
05:05I don't want to blush it.
05:06You are.
05:08Listen, I won't do it again, okay?
05:11Hold on, it's Lissette.
05:13Hey, babe.
05:14Poe's girlfriend's name is Lissette.
05:15They've been together for a couple of years,
05:17and I think they have a really good relationship.
05:19It's fun to tease Poe about men, especially Gary Forbes.
05:23Oh, well, you made your flight.
05:25That's awesome.
05:26Yeah, I got your text.
05:27Very scary.
05:29Get home.
05:29You're safe.
05:30I love you.
05:31I can't wait to touch your butt.
05:32Poe goes in, yo.
05:34Well, you gonna fuck around and get arrested again.
05:39Yo.
05:40You're done.
05:41Look how red you turn and what's going on?
05:45Call lost.
05:46Hang up the phone.
05:48Signal failed, yo.
05:49Is it like being UPS or is it like...
05:52She can't even talk, yo.
05:56Who's ready?
05:57Oh, you cook?
05:58There you go.
05:59What's this one?
05:59The barbecue one?
06:01So, Dice, what's been up?
06:02Nah, you know.
06:03I'm ready to be out of school so I can leave Carolina, you know.
06:07How long you been there?
06:07Ten years?
06:08Off and on.
06:10Well, what do you do for fun out there?
06:12Doing homework.
06:12You be in the house and chillin' by yourself.
06:19I ain't say all that.
06:22That's why I be in the house.
06:24Okay.
06:25I don't know.
06:26The thing about Dice and her personal life is she's very private when it comes to talking
06:30about her relationship and her love life, and we all know what's going on.
06:38The elephants in the world.
06:43I wish that she would open up.
06:45I think she would feel a lot better.
06:46You know I'm involved with somebody.
06:48So, are you currently in a relationship?
06:52That would be affirmative.
06:55Does he or she provide you with everything you need?
07:02Yes.
07:03Yes.
07:04So, that means you are currently not looking for another he or she?
07:11No.
07:13Oh.
07:14No, you're not or no?
07:15I'm not.
07:16Oh!
07:18I'm not looking for another.
07:19I'm not.
07:19You're looking for another?
07:20No, I'm not.
07:22No, I'm not looking for another.
07:24That was a trick question.
07:25Back to the basics.
07:26So, Poe, when are you on the set when I have a kid?
07:28Poe, you want ten?
07:30Of course.
07:30I want like ten kids.
07:32So, you're trying to be like Angelina Jolie.
07:34Oh, absolutely.
07:35I'm trying to catch up with them and then surpass them.
07:37But this is, you know how it is.
07:38A lot of times, same-sex couples are not covered by insurance.
07:41But how much is a sperm donor?
07:42They start from ten grand and up.
07:44How do you pick a sperm donor?
07:46It's like a catalog.
07:46I've seen a couple of good looking guys and I'll be like...
07:51No!
07:52Oh!
07:56I hate you!
07:57I hate you!
07:58Where did that come from?
08:01Tell me a story, Mommy.
08:02Okay.
08:03So, one day, there was a big green turtle swimming in the water with his mom and dad.
08:09No, his mom and dad was yours.
08:11Okay.
08:11So, you tell me the story then.
08:13No, mom and dad got yours.
08:15Okay.
08:16So, he was looking for them.
08:17There was a shark.
08:18There was a shark in the water, too.
08:20No, there was a shark.
08:21They were in the shark's tummy.
08:23Wait.
08:23The turtles were in the shark's tummy?
08:25Because at the end of the story, he cut the dying neck off.
08:29Huh?
08:29And the mom won't.
08:30Because they were bad turtles.
08:32They were not his dad.
08:34Dan.
08:36What?
08:49Hey.
08:50Hey.
08:51We don't usually have meetings in your office.
08:53I know, I know.
08:54You offering me a job or something?
08:56Yeah.
08:57You.
08:57Ooh.
08:58While Mel's off doing his thing, I decided to meet with my friend 50 Cent in his office.
09:0350 recently put me in his movie, The Gun with Val Kilmer, and gave me a chance to do some
09:07acting.
09:07I'm always coming to him to look for what new opportunities or ventures he's involved in, so that I can
09:13get involved in them.
09:14You must be doing some big business. You got your suit on.
09:17Well, yeah, you know, I got to dress for the job I want.
09:21Yeah, you're right.
09:21Instead of the one I got.
09:22You're right.
09:23You look good, though.
09:24You look good.
09:25Everything's been good?
09:26Yeah, everything's been good.
09:26I'm feeling good.
09:27You're feeling good?
09:28Yeah.
09:28So wait, where are you going tonight?
09:30I'll go back to Philadelphia.
09:32What's in Philly?
09:33QVC.
09:34Wait, what?
09:35My headphones.
09:36Where's my pair?
09:37I'm going to get it for you.
09:38This is a prototype.
09:39Jeez Louise.
09:40Wow.
09:41So you're selling them on QVC?
09:42Well, yeah.
09:43Talk to them about it.
09:44Right, right, right.
09:45You know, but there's a lot of opportunities out there.
09:47Like, I actually, I spoke to some executives over at Coca-Cola.
09:52They want to talk to you about, you know, helping them make their product better.
09:55Stop lying!
09:56No, I'm serious.
09:57So who'd you threaten or, like, have to get that?
10:00I'm like, who's locked in the closet right now because of that?
10:04That's awesome.
10:0550 is a mastermind at building brands, so talking to him about how to build my brand outside
10:10of just being a TV host is very, very important.
10:13I do think that's, like, the right way to go.
10:17You know what I want to do, though?
10:18I want to sort out, like, what's the dream role for you.
10:22Mm-hmm.
10:22And let's get the money.
10:25That's all right.
10:26I get the money.
10:26I find the money for, you know, I get investors to come in and we actually make the film.
10:31Make it.
10:32Okay, so I'm going to shift gears now, okay?
10:35Relationships.
10:36Married now.
10:37Took seven years.
10:38You know, then I look at somebody like you who, in my opinion, I've known you for so many
10:42years.
10:42Career, good looking, has everything together.
10:45But then on the relationship side, there's no prospects on board right now.
10:49Nobody I need to interview or pull their resume.
10:52We not, it's looking light right now.
10:54It's light, right?
10:57It's light.
10:59I'm not that good.
11:00We need some work.
11:01I'll be real with you, I'm not good at that.
11:03It's like, you have everything.
11:06Yeah, but I can have companionship.
11:07Right.
11:08Without.
11:08Which means what?
11:13Okay.
11:15It's not, it's not lonely.
11:16Like, you know you feel like it's a terrible life.
11:18Right, okay.
11:19I'm just saying like, it's more like, nah, I don't know what I'm doing.
11:25In that particular area, I'll say that I'm not as confident.
11:30Right.
11:31No, but I mean, it's just, there's a lot going on at once right now.
11:35The trade is driving me crazy.
11:37It does get a bit overwhelming.
11:39And I don't want to talk to him always about it either, because I don't want to be like,
11:42the downer.
11:43Like, this is the most exciting time in his career.
11:45Like, I find myself trying to not be selfish about it and always think of like, the negative,
11:51like, we'll never have time to ourself.
11:52There'll be people around all the time.
11:54Yeah, but it's pretty difficult to escape that.
11:56Just let it play itself out.
11:58You know, see what happens.
12:00When he sees you dealing with it better, it'll be easy for him to deal with it.
12:03I got you.
12:04I got you.
12:06I love you so much.
12:07I love talking to 50.
12:09I know I definitely got to keep it together to support my family, support Mel, and get through
12:14this trade stuff that's going on right now.
12:16Thank you for everything.
12:19See you later.
12:20All right.
12:20All right.
12:31We still don't know what's going on with the trade.
12:33And the deadline is approaching right now.
12:36So we're just going to go back to Denver and see what happens.
12:41What's up?
12:41We're literally on our way to the airport when Mel gets the call from his agent.
12:46Who told you that?
12:47For real.
12:48This is crazy.
12:51That's good.
12:52Work.
12:52We're moving to New York.
13:05So do you know where we are now?
13:07New York.
13:08Why are we in New York?
13:09Because daddy's playing for the Knicks.
13:12Daddy's playing for the Knicks?
13:13Yeah.
13:14We were just in L.A. and now we're in New York.
13:16So everything with the trade happened so quickly.
13:20We got on a flight.
13:22We got to New York.
13:22And as soon as we got off, Mel had pressed all day.
13:26The decision I made is based on myself.
13:28It's based on my family.
13:29We sat down as a collective unit and came up with this decision.
13:33He had a game that night and after the game, he left on the road with the Knicks.
13:38So now I'm here, Lef, holding the bag.
13:41Go check that room out.
13:43Tell me if you like it.
13:48New York City living is so different from Denver, spacious house, a lot of grounds that
13:55he can play with his motorcycle.
13:58It's not dangerous.
13:59Everything was gated.
14:00So you can leave him running out there by himself with the dogs and he was fine.
14:04Right.
14:05But over here, I mean, you can't even let him step outside because there's masses of
14:10people outside.
14:11I mean, it's, uh, I think at the moment we were all thrilled, jumping up.
14:17Hey, it happened, blah, blah, blah.
14:19But now it's like reality sets in.
14:21My mom is here telling me all the reasons why New York is not like L.A. or Denver, which
14:27Cayenne is used to.
14:28So I definitely got to figure out a way to make him feel as comfortable as possible.
14:33It's not that I don't want to be here.
14:34This is a nice hotel room, obviously.
14:36But you get thrown in the hotel room and then you just got to figure it out.
14:39Like, and you're here, you know, by yourself.
14:41Mm-hmm.
14:42Dealing with Cayenne, dealing with, okay, now what?
14:46My thing is, he's still...
14:49I had to ignore.
14:51Just for a second.
14:53That's so rude.
14:55He's still...
14:56Hey, Daddy.
14:56Why?
14:57I need to have a different plan.
14:58It's for a different point.
15:00Damn, buddy.
15:01You're not a freaking...
15:03Okay, I'll call you back.
15:04You guys just got here.
15:06You don't even...
15:07I mean...
15:08What's up, Wiz?
15:09I'm gonna call on 5 and 10, either tonight or tomorrow, though.
15:12Well, I'm not trying to cut you off, but my cousin's calling on the other line.
15:16Okay.
15:17You're welcome back home.
15:20You're welcome.
15:24You need to turn off your phone, because everybody in New York is your friend right now.
15:28I mean, you just need time to breathe in and breathe out.
15:33I think my mom is right.
15:34I just got here.
15:36I haven't even unpacked my bags yet.
15:38This shit is crazy.
15:41That's what you need to do.
15:42Just chill for a while.
15:44You can unpack, and I can take Cayenne somewhere and give him all my attention, and you can
15:50keep all the phones here.
15:52I would.
15:53Keep all the phones...
15:54Leave all the phones here, all the computers, and take your son for a walk, and go smell
15:59the roses.
16:00You know what?
16:01New York is a great city.
16:02I'm excited to get out with Cayenne.
16:04I've never really taken him to Times Square.
16:06I think he's gonna have a good time.
16:13This way.
16:14Look.
16:15What do you think?
16:17There's so much stuff here.
16:19Look at this place.
16:21They have everything.
16:24Look at all this fun stuff.
16:27Look.
16:28Look at this big Easter money.
16:29Can I eat them?
16:30Can you eat them?
16:32Can I eat them?
16:32No.
16:33Then he'll die.
16:34Isn't this the best place ever?
16:36They have chocolate.
16:37Like some fives.
16:39Ah!
16:39Ah!
16:40Ah!
16:40Ah!
16:40Chocolate!
16:40Explosion, cookies and cream, and dulce de leche.
16:43Here.
16:44Mmm.
16:45You can pick any five you want.
16:47Okay, that's it.
16:48That's enough.
16:50Not too small.
16:51I bet.
16:58Why am I eating everything?
17:00I'm just fat.
17:01So, a candy store is great for Cayenne to get adjusted to New York City.
17:07Candy is the perfect way to get adjusted to a new place.
17:12Thank you so much.
17:13Have a great time.
17:14Thanks for coming.
17:16This is actually kind of fun, getting a chance to spend time with Cayenne, being out in the
17:21city.
17:21I think I'm going to take him to Times Square.
17:24Ah!
17:24I love chocolate.
17:32Welcome to New York!
17:34Hey, Lala, we're fellows!
17:35Hello!
17:37Hello!
17:39Hello!
17:39I'll tell you your daddy's name if she's not here.
17:42Because they're just happy that he plays for the team, so.
17:45Yeah.
17:47Good night.
17:49Good night.
17:49Good night.
17:50Good night.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Come on.
17:53Say bye.
17:54Hi, cutie!
18:01Hey, come on.
18:02Let's go.
18:05Ah!
18:06I always knew that Times Square was crazy, but this is nuts.
18:11Not that I don't mind being around a lot of people and taking pictures and stuff.
18:16For Cayenne, it could get to be a little much.
18:18You okay?
18:27Come on.
18:33We're going in the car now.
18:35Let's go.
18:36I think it's time to get him out of here.
18:39Jump in.
18:40People are really excited about the fact that Melo and myself are now in New York.
18:44Ah!
18:46Cayenne's not really used to that.
18:47In Denver and L.A., they kind of leave him alone.
18:50Ah!
18:51Ah!
18:53Ah!
18:53Could you turn that away for one second?
18:55Ah!
18:56This is crazy.
18:59Next on Lala's Full Court Life.
19:01You hear about trades, but when you've never been through one, you don't know what to expect.
19:05Right.
19:05I was left holding the bag, and he just rolled out.
19:08What about the 600-ticket requests?
19:11And not one, like five, six, seven at a time.
19:14How many tickets you gonna ask me for?
19:16A ticket!
19:17Great.
19:18Over 12 of my family members.
19:20I want Chicago Bull tickets.
19:22They're coming in here with ticket requests.
19:24Want to spend the night.
19:25Can I get this and that?
19:27Familia!
19:28Yeah!
19:36Look at all these gumballs, Cayenne.
19:38There's a girl one.
19:40Girl.
19:41There's a girl one.
19:42You can have one.
19:44Okay.
19:48Can't touch them.
19:49You can't touch it, it says.
19:51Come on.
19:54Mommy, can I eat lolly rolls?
19:55No way!
19:57Yeah.
19:58People took a bath in there.
19:59You can't eat that.
20:00Huh?
20:01Some people get here?
20:02Mm-hmm.
20:04What a smart bastard.
20:06No way they hang it up there.
20:06There he is in the rules.
20:06You can go there!
20:07Here's my Phone game!