00:11I thought I'd seen the last of them when they flew across the pond
00:17But every week there's headlines, same old sob story song
00:23Netflix specials, podcasts, telling tales of how they're wrong
00:28While the rest of us are working, trying to keep our paychecks strong
00:34They got the palace, got the titles, got the worldwide fame
00:38But still complaining daily, playing victim in the game
00:41I mute them all my time, I block them every single day
00:44But somehow they keep showing up and go the hell away
00:46All my exes are so sexes, living large on the public dime
00:51All my exes are so sexes, and they won't stay off my mind
00:57One's a prince, one's a duchess, both got cancelled, what a mess
01:03All my exes are so sexes, time to say goodbye, I guess
01:15They said they wanted privacy, them posts were every shoot
01:20Spilled the tea on Oprah, now they're selling tell-all fruit
01:26Podcast deals and merch lines, grifting like it's fine
01:30While the family's dodging questions, trying to keep the peace in line
01:33I don't care about the titles, don't care about the crown
01:36Just wish they'd take the hint and quietly leave town
01:38But every time I think they're gone, another headline drops
01:44Another interview crying, another drama prop
01:47All my exes are so sexes, all my exes are so sexes
01:53Living large on the public dime
01:55All my exes are so sexes, and they won't stay off my mind
02:01One's a prince, one's a duchess, both got cancelled, what a mess
02:07All my exes are so sexes, time to say goodbye, I guess
02:15Just go away already, take your cameras and your tears
02:21We've heard the sob story now for way too many years
02:27You got your freedom, got your deals, got your money seat over you
02:32Now do us all a favor, and just disappear from view
02:38All my exes are so sexes, living large on the public dime
02:44All my exes are so sexes, and they're running out of time
02:50One's a prince, one's a duchess, both got cancelled, what a mess
02:56All my exes are so sexes, now go away
03:01I'm done, I guess
03:06Yeah
03:13All my exes
03:16Are so sexes
03:20And they still won't go away
03:24New blind move on
03:27Peace out
03:30Peace out
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