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00:00Travis, knock it off. Hands to yourself.
00:17Oh, June, you're so cute. Remember how big my sack is? Now you're wrong.
00:25Hey, sweetie, who are you texting?
00:27It's my daddy.
00:29Oh, tell Richard I say hi.
00:31All right, kids, are you ready for your big Christmas performance tonight?
00:35It starts in T-minus ten minutes.
00:37Okay.
00:37You're going to do so good.
00:38I built the stage and everything.
00:40Oh, daddy.
00:42There once was a man from the North Pole
00:45Who had a sack dragging through the snow
00:47Dragging, dragging, dragging through the snow
00:49Dragging, dragging, dragging through the snow
00:51And once every year he went through the sack
00:53Full of all his love just to give it back
00:55He's come to give it back
00:57Come to give it back
00:58Come to give it back
00:59Home
01:01Santa's got a big ol' sack
01:05He must have a real strong back
01:07To carry that kind of load
01:09To carry that kind of load year round
01:13He has a list and he checked it twice
01:17Santa's sack looks awfully nice
01:19Santa Claus is coming to town
01:23My mom's Santa's biggest fan
01:29She says he's a real strong man
01:32He has the biggest kiss she's ever seen
01:38Santa thinks I look like him
01:41Dad says he's a piece of shit
01:44For breaking up my whole family
01:50When Santa starts coming it's a sight to see
01:53He's coming for you
01:54He's coming for me
01:55He's coming for me
02:00Uh, sorry, no, leg cramp
02:03Ouch, oh
02:04Oh, let me just...
02:06Hey!
02:07Is this what you're asking Santa for Christmas?
02:09Well...
02:10A pearl necklace
02:11A rusty trombone
02:13A facial?
02:14Arabian goggles
02:16What is that?
02:17It's a...
02:18Can I have Arabian goggles?
02:19No, no, no, honey
02:20They're just for mommy
02:21Honey, things have not been great lately
02:23Honey!
02:24The show!
02:25The lights!
02:26I don't care about the lights!
02:28All you care about is the lights and the Christmas decorations
02:30You forget about me!
02:32You don't remember me!
02:34I know you've been talking to Nick
02:37Wait, is that who I'm really named after?
02:40Yes, no
02:41No, you're my son
02:42What about me?
02:43You're also my son
02:44What about me?
02:45Yes, you are my son
02:46Yes, I have been writing Nick
02:49But he remembers me
02:51Plus, he has a beautiful, massive sack
02:55Who did I marry?
02:58Give it to him, son
03:03What's a rusty trombone?
03:05Bend over, I'll show ya
03:07Dear Santa
03:08Dear Santa
03:09Dear Santa
03:11A roadie list of all my favorite toys
03:17Dear Santa
03:18Dear Santa
03:19Dear Santa
03:21Dear Santa
03:22Tell me it's the rage
03:24You're making all of that noise
03:27Chestnuts rustling on an open fire
03:30Mistletoe hanging from a silver wire
03:32Cause Santa's on his way
03:37Tomorrow it's gonna be Christmas day
03:40Why is mom dressed in her lingerie?
03:42Cause Santa's on his way
03:47With a big stack on his way
03:52When I saw Santa's big ol' attack
03:56It almost gave me a heart attack
03:58I never knew they'd made him so damn large
04:02Now why wouldn't mind just one more inch
04:06I wish mine kinda looked like his
04:09You ask me why he's on every Christmas card
04:14When the time it starts coming
04:16It's exciting to see
04:17He's coming for you
04:18He's coming for me
04:19He's coming for you
04:20He's coming for me
04:21Dear Santa
04:22Dear Santa
04:24Dear Santa
04:26A roadie list of all my favorite toys
04:32Dear Santa
04:33Dear Santa
04:34Dear Santa
04:36Dear Santa
04:38Tell me it's the rage
04:39You're making all of that noise
04:44Good night, Dad
04:47You okay?
04:48Of course, Cabarino
04:50Merry Christmas
04:53Merry Christmas, Dadarino
04:56That's right
04:57I
04:59Am your dad
05:01Not Santa
05:03Okay
05:05I'm gonna go to bed
05:06So Santa can come
05:07Okay
05:09Santa won't become me
05:12Not this Christmas
05:17You might want to stay up in your room
05:21You don't want to ruin the surprise
05:33June
05:35Santa's home
05:37...
05:38Is
05:39...
05:40...
05:41Hooray
05:42...
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05:52Santa's got a sack for you
06:20It's my favorite time of year
06:22Santa's got a sack for you
06:26I'm sorry
06:27I love you
06:28I love you too
06:40You've been on the night of this
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07:14My family
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