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00:05I'm sorry, Molly, but I just can't believe it.
00:10Top three.
00:11This is it.
00:12Like, I'm safe.
00:13I'm here.
00:14Bye, moles.
00:16Just didn't pop in.
00:17She popped off.
00:18First thing you've rubbed off this competition.
00:20Can you reach?
00:25I don't think I was that far behind the other two.
00:29And I know that I've had a great track record up until now.
00:33Congratulations on your win.
00:35I'm speechless.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38I needed this and I wanted this and I've been fucking working tooth and nail to exist in this competition.
00:44My confidence feels different now.
00:45It feels like something that I'm holding on to instead of something that I'm reaching for.
00:48And so, final week, bring it.
00:51Banky Jackson walking in with black hair and no makeup.
00:54I know!
00:54I've got all the makeup and all the hair.
00:57How do you feel about being in the top two?
00:59Babes.
00:59You know what you're trying to speak this way.
01:01I'll just give you a face.
01:05There you go.
01:06Fuck me.
01:07Let's just take this bitch to the end.
01:09One week to go.
01:10And I do want that motherfucking crown.
01:12You're already wearing one.
01:13Yeah, well, I BYO'd because I just wanted to show them that it looks good on me already.
01:18These queens are not ready for what I'm going to bring.
01:21Going into the finale, they're going to be, they're going to be clutching their pearls.
01:25Look how empty this work room is.
01:27Oh my God.
01:27It's just the three of us hookers left.
01:29Fucking close, you know.
01:30I feel like we tick all the fucking boxes of New Zealand and Australian drag.
01:34We have Polish, we have a slut, and then we have the superhero of the world.
01:39I did not come here to lose.
01:41Like, I'm gonna fucking fight, girls.
01:43I love you both.
01:43Let's do this.
01:44Good luck, RuPaul.
01:45I don't know what you're going to choose.
01:48Oh my God.
01:49It's the fucking Bab.
01:51The Bab.
01:51All the Hung Divas have died.
01:53Can you hear the ghosts?
01:55Pup.
01:55Pup.
01:56Pup.
01:57Pup.
01:57Ha.
01:58Hmm?
01:59Ha.
02:01Oh, I fucking love you both.
02:03I love you girls.
02:04Oh my God.
02:05Look, I'm not going to lie.
02:07I deserve to win the crown.
02:08I steal your crown and $50,000.
02:12I worked from the bottom.
02:14Welcome to Palmerston North.
02:16Fuck yeah.
02:18And I've worked my fucking ass off for it.
02:21And I want it.
02:22It's mine.
02:24Every time I stand here, I think the same thing.
02:25I can hear the fucking music.
02:26All the time.
02:39Stop it.
02:40Stop it.
02:41Stop it.
02:42Stop it.
02:42Stop it.
02:43Stop it.
02:43Stop it.
02:44Top three with my Bab sisters.
02:46Which is top three.
02:48The Brocast bitches have survived.
02:51Started with 10.
02:52This fucking workroom has seen a lot of horrible situations.
02:59I just made a joke and whoever told you that is very unkind because they are responsible, not me.
03:05You are enough.
03:08It's like, oh, girl, fuck me.
03:11You're another one.
03:12And joyful.
03:13And joyful, yep.
03:20I'm Mini Cooper and it really hurt my feelings when I came for you and threw you under the bus.
03:25Ah!
03:27Confusing.
03:28Very confusing.
03:31Yes!
03:34The Mini versus Aubrey.
03:35The Mini versus Beverly.
03:37Tamara.
03:37The Mini versus the mirror.
03:39How could we forget the iconic lip sync between the lip sync assassin and Mini?
03:44That will haunt me for years.
03:46I have nightmares of Mini just skating down the bus.
03:49That poor bitch, she's brave for 50.
03:52I do really appreciate Mini.
03:53Me too.
03:53Like the both of you, she really helped me out of the depths of my bullshit.
03:57Oh, I'm in.
03:58The delivery.
03:58The delivery.
03:59You gotta work on your delivery.
04:00Baby.
04:01The delivery.
04:05I really appreciate both of you.
04:06Oh my god.
04:08Come on.
04:10She got all ready to have hers.
04:12Down Under's next drag superstar needs the charisma of a kiwi.
04:18The uniqueness of an emu.
04:20The nerve of a koala.
04:22And the talent of a Tasmanian devil.
04:25That's you.
04:26You can see.
04:27But the question remains.
04:29Who is she?
04:31Yes.
04:33Who is she?
04:33Oh my god.
04:34Who is she now?
04:35G'day, g'day, g'day.
04:47Oh my god.
05:01Oh my god.
05:04I love it.
05:05Now you'll write and record your own verses.
05:08Then you'll need to pull off the most challenging dance moves of the season.
05:13And your choreographer is one of the toughest bitches in the business.
05:18And last but not least, we'll get up close and personal as you spill the tea with Michelle Visage and
05:25me.
05:27You've all come so far, so whatever happens next, don't fuck it up.
05:33Yes!
05:34Oh my god.
05:35Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
05:42Oh fuck, I'm so excited about this challenge.
05:44Oh god.
05:44Me too.
05:45Okay, shall we listen to it?
05:49The beat is quite intense.
05:53So I can only imagine what the choreography is going to be like.
06:03Yes!
06:04Oh yes!
06:07Yes, yes, yes, yes.
06:10Go Spanky.
06:27I feel confident.
06:28I'm in.
06:29I'm in it to win it.
06:30And I want to get the gold.
06:32It's going to be lit.
06:32I'm going to give you fucking Megan Thee Stallion meets Savage and a little bit of a Radna because we
06:37are the Pacific royalty.
06:38I'm just going to give you white check.
06:41You girls are some of this.
06:43You want for my lamp?
06:44Spanky's got this natural charm that just oozes out of her.
06:48But Queen Kong, that bitch, this is where she comes alive.
06:54The question, who is she?
06:55This is perfect.
06:56Yeah, who is she?
06:57Well, who are you?
06:58I'm not worried about any of these bitches, to be completely honest.
07:00I still feel like I'm my own competition.
07:02I've learned so much more about myself and that's what I'm going to write about in this verse.
07:06Reborn, I'm an example.
07:08I'm a lip sync fucking assassin.
07:09I'm going to take this crown.
07:11I'm really humble.
07:13She's humble.
07:13Just ask her.
07:16It took me ages to get out of my head through the whole fucking season.
07:18So I just want to have fun with them.
07:19I want us to deliver a strong, you know, performance.
07:22I'm Anaconda.
07:23Give me the crown.
07:24Crown, crown, crown.
07:25Heavy is the waist that wears the crown.
07:27In your case.
07:32Why is the drone fucking ringing?
07:33Who keeps giving out her number?
07:35Who is that?
07:38Hello, Queen!
07:44Oh my god, bitch.
07:45It's fucking Delta Goodrum.
07:46I'm like fangirling hard.
07:48So you are the final three.
07:50Yay!
07:52I just wanted to check in as a songwriter and make sure that we're on the right path with our
07:56lyrics here today.
07:57Yeah!
07:58Give it to me.
07:59What have we got here?
08:00Okay, babes.
08:01Hold up.
08:02Don't forget about me.
08:03That's right.
08:03It's Mother Tucker Spanky.
08:05Came from the bottom.
08:05Now to the top.
08:06These girls better watch out.
08:08I'm coming in hot.
08:09Yes.
08:10Amazing.
08:13Queen Kong.
08:14Coming at you.
08:15Queen Kong.
08:15But she's number one.
08:17Pacifica royalty, baby.
08:18This is how it's done.
08:20Assassin.
08:20I'm the leader of the pack.
08:21I've been owning my shit.
08:23Honey, ain't no turning back.
08:25You know what I love is that it's got that I've really built on this.
08:28I'm building on this.
08:29I'm like coming.
08:30And that's what I kind of got off that.
08:31Thank you Delta.
08:32Totally true.
08:33Are you ready Delta?
08:35I'm ready.
08:35Cause I was born to try.
08:40Welcome to the snake pit.
08:41It's a place of love.
08:42It's time to embrace it.
08:43I'm Hanaconda.
08:44Queen of this castle.
08:45Everybody's welcome.
08:46It's time to be hateful.
08:47Woo.
08:47So good.
08:48Best plumber.
08:48They say, you know, we're songwriting.
08:50You don't realise you're writing the words that you want to hear back to yourself.
08:54You all have such beautiful hearts.
08:55I wish I could give you the biggest hug.
08:57Virtual heart.
08:58Virtual heart.
08:59I can't wait to perform alongside you now that we're going to be singers.
09:04You'll be our opening act.
09:08Good luck.
09:08Thank you so much.
09:10And don't fuck it up.
09:11Yay!
09:12Thank you so much.
09:15I'm going to begin the transformation.
09:17So I'm going to bring this here.
09:19Oh, you know what she needs?
09:20She needs some lashes.
09:22Hold on.
09:23This is going to be so great.
09:26Hello.
09:28Hi.
09:28How are you?
09:29Thank you so much.
09:29Look at you.
09:30You're up in the finals.
09:32Oh my goodness.
09:33I didn't think I was going to make it.
09:34Really?
09:34Yeah.
09:35When you can dissect your emotional journey, what happened?
09:39I think it was the conversation we had.
09:41We were the first walkthrough for Snatch Game when you spoke to me about the inner child
09:44and how much I've neglected him.
09:45I thought about it and I just didn't know how to start the conversation.
09:49That's a process.
09:50You're not going to do that in five minutes.
09:52What was your childhood like?
09:53It's like we were very poor growing up.
09:55Anxiety became a thing because I was so conscious of what we didn't have.
09:59It is my responsibility now to take control back and the power back because for so long
10:03I've really left the shame and the guilt from other people way on my back and that's
10:07why my shoulders are so big.
10:09I'm happy that you've had this experience in this competition because Queen Kong, there's
10:13so much strength there.
10:15But it's important to know that you have that same strength outside of Queen Kong.
10:20Totally makes sense.
10:21I feel it and I feel like I've discovered a new competence and strength.
10:24I'm excited for this to be the example that I'm leading with.
10:27What would it mean for you to win this competition?
10:30I think it's an example for others who share my struggle because they don't feel that they
10:34can achieve what they want to achieve because they're ashamed of what they think they are.
10:37And for me, I just want it. I just fucking want it.
10:39That's enough reason right there.
10:43Well, thank you so much.
10:44Before we let you go, we'd like to offer you some lunch.
10:47I would love some.
10:49Maybe one or two handfuls.
10:49Sure.
10:50Is that okay?
10:52Sorry.
10:53All right. Thank you so much. Love yous.
10:55I'll come back for some more. Bye.
10:59This is a beautiful colour on you, doll.
11:02Have you had your makeup done before?
11:06What did you do to her?
11:09She looks absolutely horrific.
11:13Done.
11:16I'm Chantal.
11:18Fuck yeah!
11:20I'm Flange Lena.
11:21And I really like Flange.
11:23I'm NTA.
11:24I'm right back into you, girl.
11:28Fuck yeah!
11:29Fuck yeah!
11:30Fuck yeah!
11:31Oh, my God.
11:34Hello, family.
11:36Please, sit down.
11:37So wild to watch your experience here, you know, watch you open up and blossom.
11:42You mentioned striving for perfection.
11:45And usually, people who are striving for perfection come from a childhood where everything was
11:49in disarray.
11:50Is that how your childhood was?
11:52I had, you know, what I would consider a wonderful childhood.
11:56I mean, it was kind of more my teens where, you know, my mum and dad had a bit of
11:59a relationship
11:59breakdown and they separated.
12:01It just tore the fabric of everything I knew.
12:04I just needed to put on the happy face.
12:06So that's where it kind of came from.
12:08This perfection problem.
12:09Your perfection has really paid off in this competition.
12:12Your looks are always impeccable.
12:14The makeup is amazing.
12:17You came in here, I think, out of all the girls with the biggest following.
12:20Does that give you a minute to go, I've lived up not only to my potential, but to everybody's
12:24expectations?
12:25Having a big social media following, I used to think of it as like this currency, like
12:28gold.
12:29And that's just such a twisted mentality because the reality is the love and support that you
12:34need is from those who are in your circle.
12:36They are the ones I do this for.
12:38What would it mean to you to win this competition?
12:40To win would give me the ability to continue the elevation of me as an artist and, you know,
12:47be able to share my story.
12:48Well, we appreciate you being so gracious to share all of your gifts and your beauty and
12:53your insanity with the world.
12:56Thank you so much, my darlings.
12:57I appreciate everything.
13:01Hi.
13:02Well, look who's here.
13:04Spanky Jackson.
13:05Have you always been as charismatic?
13:07It's always been with me, just really having given a fuck what the world had to say about
13:11me.
13:12Do you do drag full time now?
13:13No, I don't.
13:14I work in childcare, which is really bizarre when you like look at my drag aesthetic and
13:18what I actually do during the day.
13:21I came home from Melbourne and we went through the whole process of dad being sick.
13:24Like I gave up so much to kind of come home back to Palmerston North where I just didn't
13:28have any of that gay community, which I found in Australia.
13:31Like I finally found where I belonged.
13:33Felt like I'd gone backwards without getting like upset about it.
13:38But being with those kids really saved me.
13:42I care about those kids a lot.
13:45What would it mean to you to win RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under?
13:50I was so close to giving up because it was just like, what's the point?
13:53Like I'm here in Palmerston North.
13:54It's not going to, it's just not going to happen.
13:56I never in my wildest fucking dreams thought that I would ever get the opportunity to be
14:01on the show.
14:02And then, yeah, I mean, this is overwhelming to it really is.
14:09So thank you.
14:11And I'm going to leave you with wise words from a woman who is absolutely lovely.
14:16It's always balmy in Palmy.
14:20Fuck yeah.
14:21Fuck yeah.
14:23Have some jaffas if you'd like.
14:24Can I take the whole bowl?
14:25It sure works.
14:26We're done with all things.
14:27Thank you so much.
14:29I love that.
14:30Yeah, give it.
14:31Fuck yeah.
14:32Fuck yeah.
14:34It's time to go and meet our mystery choreographer.
14:38Hello.
14:40Hi.
14:41Hi.
14:41Hi.
14:42Hi.
14:42Hi.
14:43Hi.
14:44You did it.
14:45It's the lecture of fucking shock.
14:47Season one.
14:48Top four.
14:49Top five.
14:51Top six.
14:52Now I've got to ask, how does it feel to be in the grand finale?
14:55Amazing.
14:56So good.
14:56I wouldn't know.
14:57Really.
14:58Mama Roo's asked me to come and do some sickening choreography for your performance.
15:02Yeah.
15:02It's amazing.
15:03This is my assistant Josh.
15:04Hi Josh.
15:05Now are we ready to work hard?
15:07Yeah.
15:07Yeah.
15:07Focus in.
15:08There's a lot of choreography to learn.
15:09Let's go.
15:10Let's do it.
15:10Let's go.
15:11I don't know what we're in for.
15:13I really don't.
15:14And I'm kind of like dreading it a little bit.
15:16Spanky.
15:17This side.
15:18If the song is anything to go by, I'm about to die.
15:21Five.
15:22Six.
15:22Seven.
15:23And we go.
15:23Swing.
15:24Hit.
15:24Swing.
15:25Hit.
15:25Wiggle.
15:26Oh fuck.
15:26I hope I can remember this.
15:32Cause it's nonstop.
15:33And we go.
15:34Swing.
15:34Hit.
15:35Swing.
15:35Hit.
15:36Wiggle.
15:36Wiggle.
15:36Wiggle.
15:36Wiggle.
15:37Wiggle.
15:37Wiggle.
15:38Sorry.
15:38Sorry Electra, I'm really embarrassed.
15:41Hannah's a petite queen, which has so many advantages when it comes to drag.
15:44But when you're on a big stage like this, with strong personalities and really strong
15:48dancers, you're going to have to find a way to shine.
15:53Boobs.
15:53Boobs.
15:53Boobs.
15:54Hip.
15:54H-hip.
15:54Hannah.
15:55What did I do?
15:56Have you got that bit?
15:58No.
15:59Boobs.
15:59Boobs.
15:59Hip.
16:00Hip.
16:00Hip.
16:02Hip.
16:02Hip.
16:02Hip.
16:04Hip.
16:04Six, seven.
16:05I'm worried that if Hannah doesn't step it up
16:06and really claim that spotlight,
16:08she's gonna fall into the shadows.
16:10Grab that crown, go boobs, boobs, hip, hip.
16:12One more time for Hannah.
16:14Again?
16:14Again.
16:15Fuck, Hannah, fuck it, Alina.
16:18Bloody Electra, she keeps pointing out my flaws
16:20while Spanky Jackson over there
16:21looks like she's having some kind of epileptic fit.
16:23I was like, look over there!
16:25Electra, look over there!
16:26Hip, three, four.
16:29Hip, Spanky.
16:31That's my fat.
16:32If it jiggles or jiggles is all I need to do.
16:34Yeah?
16:35So go.
16:36I am struggling to keep up.
16:38It has been a while, people.
16:40This is something that I used to do a lot.
16:42I used to do lots of choreography,
16:44you know, five nights a week working in clubs.
16:45Five, six, seven, eight, go wiggle, wiggle.
16:48Here, go Spanky, have you got it?
16:51I'm gonna have to channel that 2006 Spanky Jackson
16:54who was in her 20s.
16:57Ready to high kick, whoop chow the motherfucker to pieces
16:59and dig my heels in and absolutely, you know,
17:02give it everything to get to the end of this.
17:04Shake that ass and look at Rue go down, out, down, out.
17:15Girl, you're in flats.
17:16You've got your runners on.
17:17There's no excuses.
17:18Get up!
17:19Oh, good job, girls.
17:21Thanks, man, thanks.
17:21All right, dance time.
17:22Yes, let's do it.
17:23I need you to grab their attention.
17:25Got you.
17:28Bring it round and take center.
17:31They'll move.
17:32Amazing.
17:32Queen Kong's a fantastic dancer.
17:34She's got a strong contemporary background.
17:36Nice.
17:37She's got a really high pedestal that she's on.
17:39It's a long way to fall if she fucks up this choreography.
17:43Ah, bitch.
17:46Fuck you, bitch.
17:47Fuck you, bitch.
17:48Yeah, ta ta ta ta.
17:52Yes, bitch.
17:53Perfect.
17:54Queen is absolutely smashing this fucking thing to pieces,
17:57which is just overwhelming.
17:59And bring them in.
18:00Hannah and I are sitting there looking at each other like,
18:03OK, like, we're fucks.
18:07And we're going to work way harder.
18:09Now make it, like, unstoppable.
18:11Gotcha.
18:11Do you know what I mean?
18:12Totally.
18:12If you're a dancer, it's got to be no fault.
18:15Gotcha.
18:15I'm not worried about this because this is what I do, this is my element.
18:19I'm excited to get on that stage, spit my fucking rhyme and just solidify my place in
18:23this competition.
18:24I'm so excited.
18:25Add it together.
18:26Five, six, seven, eight.
18:28The fire has definitely been lit because I'm dripping from my arsehole to my face, actually
18:34that's terrible, from my face to my arsehole, so don't count me out yet.
18:39You might be the professional but I'm Spanky Jackson, so watch out girl because I'm coming
18:44for you.
18:44Well girls, I've done all that I can, I hope you love it, I hope you feel ready and good
18:49luck, don't fuck it up.
18:50Thank you so much.
18:52Bye.
18:53Bye.
18:53Bye.
18:53Bye.
18:55This is going to be a photo finish.
18:56Ready?
18:57We are all really close, Queen's always out in front, but I'm pulling in and I'm going to
19:02make sure that I'm the first horse to cross that line.
19:05Don't you worry.
19:08Bye.
19:12Bye.
19:12Come on.
19:14Come on.
19:15Bye.
19:21Bye.
19:28Bye.
19:37Bye.
19:39Bye.
19:53Bye.
20:02Bye.
20:07Bye.
20:09Bye.
20:09Bye.
20:10Bye.
20:12Bye.
20:20Bye.
20:30Bye.
20:31Bye.
20:32Bye.
20:33Bye.
20:33Bye.
20:42Bye.
20:49Bye.
20:52Bye.
20:55Bye.
21:01Bye.
21:03Bye.
21:04Bye.
21:04Bye.
21:04Bye.
21:08Bye.
21:11Bye.
21:21Bye.
21:23My love language is words of affirmation and my partner is one of those people that knows how to work
21:28with the complexities of Queen Kong.
21:31Reading this letter, it's super short, it's to the point, and I know that the intention is to get me
21:35focused and not to be indulging on the fact that I miss him.
21:38I'm feeling the strength he's sending me. I'm going, get your head in the game, remember while you're here, remember
21:43who you are, let's go.
21:46Fucking light.
21:46God, you're gonna fuck your makeup on?
21:47No, it's okay, at least it's not said yet.
21:50Honestly, I don't think we should have fucking read these letters.
21:54Hearing these letters, yeah, it does make me feel a little sad that I'm missing out on something.
21:59It's been like 12 years since I've been in a relationship.
22:02Like I am ready for that kind of intimate relationship.
22:06Just somebody you can come home to, have a cuddle with, watch a movie.
22:10Somebody you share your life with, somebody who's like your cheerleader in life.
22:13Yeah, I do feel like there is a part missing now.
22:17Come here.
22:18This fucking show.
22:19Come here.
22:20I don't.
22:21I love how we've all got makeup on and then you're making me cry.
22:24I was like, fuck you bitch.
22:25Honestly, I'm trying to get ready.
22:26I'm trying to take my happy pills this morning.
22:27I just messed up my life.
22:28I just messed up my life.
22:29I just messed up my life.
22:30Yeah.
22:36Newf
22:37Queen is a huge competitor to me here.
22:39She's just a powerhouse human.
22:42She wears her heart on her sleeve.
22:45Just the way that she can channel that into the way she performs, she's inspiring.
22:49fiery. There's no stopping her. I think my biggest competition is probably Hannah. I
22:55think she's got a lot of polish on her. Her looks have always been really fucking like
22:59just finished to the T. I feel like it's definitely my girl Hannah. Both these queens are incredible
23:06in so many different ways. Hannah's is super polished. All of her looks, makeup, hair,
23:10all of it, she is so the package. Spanky has a charisma that is unlike any other. She just
23:16oozes, like stardom. These are two monster queens who are both equally deserving of this title.
23:22But I deserve it more. I want it more than them. This crowd means fucking everything. I'm gonna
23:27fucking nail this song. These bitches better watch out.
23:31finale of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under, Michelle Visage. Ru, this is one of the tightest top three
23:39in RuPaul's Drag Race Herstory and trust me, I know a little something about tight tops.
23:46Ru, like always, I'm gonna have to fervently disagree with Michelle. I think this is the
23:54loosest top three we have had in Herstory and I know a little something about loose tops.
24:01This week we challenged our queens to write, sing and perform the Down Under mix of my song,
24:08Who Is She? Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
24:14Welcome to the stage, Hanaconda, Queen Kong, and Spanky Jackson, with the Down Under debut of Who Is She?
24:35Welcome to the snake pit, it's a place of love, it's time to embrace it. I'm Hanaconda,
24:40Queen of this castle, everyone is welcome, no time to be hateful. Life is assuring me you will make
24:44mistakes, but shadows and skin you can carry that way. Be the best you that you can be,
24:48cause when you find your magic, you'll be set free. Oh!
24:53Nobody here ever seen her before. This ain't the first time she come through that door. She
24:59clean drinks on their eyes, they don't recognize, it's cause they begin all their lives. She
25:03changes shape every night, it's not in disguise. All the girls, all of the boys, they want the team.
25:10Who is she? Who is she? Who is she? Who is she? Who is she? Who is she? Who is
25:19she? Who is she? Who is she?
25:23Hold up, don't forget about me. That's right, it's mother talking spanking. Came from the bottom to the top,
25:28You girls better watch out, I'm coming in hot
25:30Ooh, you feeling my walk, so be up in here
25:34Give me the crown, girl, it's mine
25:36Cause I'll serve it up to you every time
25:38Come on, Queen Kong, but she's number one
25:40Busty kicker, royalty, baby, this is how it's done
25:42Assassin, I'm the leader of the pack
25:44I've been owning my shit, honey, ain't no turning back
25:47Okay, I'm about to take the crown from you
25:48That's right, I'ma always shut it down
25:50I'm the fiercest shit that you will ever see
25:52And baby, none of these bitches got shit on me
25:54Oh, honey
25:55Oh, this ain't on the phone
25:58This ain't the first time she come through that door
26:02She playing tricks on their eyes
26:04They don't recognize
26:05It's really big, good, good, good, good, good
26:06She can shave every night, it's not in disguise
26:09All the boys, girls
26:11All the boys, they want to take
26:13Who is she?
26:17All the girls, all the boys, they want to take
26:21Who is she?
26:23Who is she?
26:24Who is she?
26:26Who is she?
26:27Who is she?
26:29Who is she?
26:30Who is she?
26:31Who is she?
26:32Who is she?
26:37Category is Grande finale eleganza extravaganza
26:41First up, Hanaconda
26:44Tonight on the runway, I am wearing this regal purple fantasy
26:49I feel a bazillion dollars
26:51It's just spectacular
26:54She looks wafer thin.
26:57I can feel the judge's eyes on me, eating it up.
27:00Hi, I'll just get two scoops and can I get that in a cone?
27:05I came in as a fairy princess and I am leading as a fairy queen.
27:10Does this collar make my ass look fat?
27:15Queen Kang.
27:17On the runway tonight, I am channelling my BSist Nafanua warrior princess look.
27:22Live from the palms, it's Queen Kang.
27:27This is my culture and I'm wearing them proud.
27:31It's my love letter to Samoa and Tom.
27:33And it's the pinnacle of my journey here.
27:36On Golden Frond.
27:38Standing in this moment, walking down this runway in this garment,
27:41I am feeling powerful, more powerful than I had ever imagined.
27:45Talk about a feather in your cap.
27:48Spanky Jackson.
27:51So on the runway tonight, I'm serving allaganza extravaganza.
27:55I'm giving you a little bit of classy Marilyn Monroe.
27:58Oh, she brought faux fur back to the competition.
28:02I'm feeling glamorous and sexy as fuck.
28:05Ruids the resurrection, Mamie Van Horan.
28:09We've gone from street lady to owner of the brothel.
28:13It's a full circle moment tonight on the runway.
28:16No more pearl necklaces for our Spanky Jackson.
28:30I'm so happy that you three have made it this far.
28:34You should be proud of yourselves.
28:37Not just because of this competition, but who you are in life.
28:42Now it's time for the judges' final critiques.
28:45First up, Hannah Conda.
28:47If I were to give you one word for this series, it would be consistency.
28:51From the beginning, you were strong.
28:53And you really never let that go through this whole competition.
28:57You should be proud of yourself.
28:58Thank you, Michelle.
28:59I appreciate that.
29:00What I love about you is you came in here.
29:03You knew exactly who you were.
29:04You knew exactly what you were going to do.
29:06And I think week after week, you did this incredible thing of stepping it up.
29:10The way that you attacked the challenges just kicked it in the dick every single time.
29:15I loved you in the Who Is She performance.
29:18I loved your lyrics.
29:19I loved what you were wearing.
29:21I hope that this has been an experience that you'll never forget.
29:24And that is life changing.
29:25I couldn't be happier.
29:26Yeah.
29:27It's been amazing.
29:28Thank you so much.
29:30Up next, it's Queen Kong.
29:33Queen, I think the word that I would use for your journey is rebirth.
29:37You came in here thinking that you were going to do something.
29:40And you realized really quickly, what have I gotten myself into?
29:45Until you were left standing here in the top three.
29:48And we don't give gifts here.
29:50You did it on your own.
29:51Thank you so much, Michelle.
29:53This look tonight, this incredible look.
29:55You are such an artist in everything that you do.
29:58And it's just been such a thrill.
30:00And to be honest, kind of an honor to see you in this competition.
30:03It has been an honor.
30:05You are the golden child.
30:08You are the one who made it out, created a life for yourself.
30:13And here you are, standing in all your glory.
30:16So proud of you.
30:17Thank you so much.
30:18Thank you, Mom.
30:21Up next, Spanky Jackson.
30:24You've come a long way, baby.
30:25And it's been so much fun to watch you literally grow every week.
30:29Maybe your word should be joy.
30:32Because that's what you are to me.
30:34Spanky, you're infectious.
30:34I've been told that before, yeah.
30:38You are marked for greatness.
30:41And you always leave us with a smile.
30:44You can't buy that.
30:45That is that it factor.
30:46There's a reason you're here.
30:48And you should know that.
30:50Coming here was the challenges that I needed to remind myself that I still fucking have it.
30:59I'm going to be really sad that this ends.
31:02It felt like I was whole this whole time.
31:05And I will take that with me for the rest of my fucking life.
31:11Queens, so many of our viewers, especially the young ones, look to Drag Race for inspiration and guidance.
31:18With that in mind, Hanaconda, what advice do you have for little Chris?
31:27I always say I'm trying to challenge this perfection in me, but you are perfect because of your imperfections.
31:32I'm proud of you.
31:34You are going to do some really wonderful things.
31:36And just keep your chin up and keep smiling and making people laugh because it's what you do best.
31:41And I love you so much.
31:48You still wear that outfit, right?
31:50Yeah, it still fits.
31:55Queen Kong, what do you have to say to little Tom?
32:00Oh my God.
32:05You are worthy.
32:06You are strong.
32:08And all the things that you think is wrong with you are going to be the things that make you
32:11unstoppable.
32:13You have a well of emotions that will be your magic and might not feel like it.
32:18It might get in your way, but keep listening to your heart.
32:22I love you.
32:27All right, Spanky Jackson.
32:30What words do you have for little Blair?
32:33I know, right?
32:35Keep doing what you're doing.
32:37March to the beat of your own drum.
32:39Wear that tutu whenever you feel like it.
32:41Grab those dad's business shirts and pretend to be the tooth fairy like I did and then dump them three
32:46houses down so my parents wouldn't find out.
32:48But I may not have done things the right way and I always took the hard road.
32:51You did right, kid, because it got you here and I absolutely love and adore you.
32:56You did good.
32:58All right, final question.
33:01Why should you be crowned Down Under's next drag superstar?
33:05Start with Hannah Conda.
33:07I love the journey that drag takes me on and to be able to take that crown.
33:12I think I could, you know, hold my head up high and spread that pixie dust all over.
33:17That's what I want to do.
33:17I just want to keep sharing this magic and this joy because, you know, I can do that with my
33:22intimate circle.
33:23But now I'd like to do it with more people.
33:29Queen Kong.
33:30Why should you be crowned Down Under's next drag superstar?
33:35Drag has been my way to feel brave enough to unpack my bags in front of the world and allow
33:41myself to be the example that you can get up, paint your face, put on something sickening, walk down this
33:46runway and serve it like a fucking superhero.
33:49I want to impact this world to touch people and make a difference.
33:52It's the biggest thing.
33:53And I feel like drag is the way to do it.
33:57Spanky Jackson, why should you be crowned Down Under's next drag superstar?
34:02If you asked me six months ago if I'd be standing here, I'd tell you no.
34:07I've worked my ass off.
34:08I've given my heart and soul.
34:10I really feel like this would complete the life path that I've been on so far.
34:15And it would start the next chapter of my life.
34:18I'd also like to win it for little old Palmy and New Zealand.
34:23Fuck yeah.
34:23Yeah.
34:26Thank you, Queens.
34:27I think we've heard enough.
34:29While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
34:33You may leave the stage.
34:37I love your rice.
34:39Let's waddle.
34:40Come on.
34:42Help.
34:43Come on, Slack.
34:46Oh, my God.
34:47We made it.
34:48Oh, my God.
34:49Slow down, Spanky.
34:50Spanky, slow down.
34:52This has been one of the funnest, challenging days.
34:57And I will be bruised for weeks.
34:59Oh, my God.
34:59Fuck, we're dead.
35:01Ah.
35:02Shall we have a beverage, Shayna?
35:04Can you reach him?
35:08Come on.
35:11Oh, be careful of your thing.
35:12How do you...
35:12I know.
35:13I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
35:15Okay, she's up.
35:16Here, Spanky.
35:17Oh, Spanky.
35:18For fuck's sake, Hannah.
35:20Oh, there's straws.
35:23You suck on that.
35:24Last few moments with the girls, sitting in the workroom.
35:28I'm gonna miss this.
35:29Really gonna miss these two bats.
35:34Fuck bats, yum.
35:38Honestly, I connected with you guys instantly.
35:42I can't believe we're sitting here together.
35:44No.
35:45I'm so proud of us, babe.
35:49RuPaul is about to announce the winner of Drag Race Down Under Season 2.
35:52One of us is gonna be crowned.
35:54I hope it's me.
35:55If it's not gonna be me, I'm gonna put on a really fake smile and be like,
35:57My sisters that I love you deserve it.
36:00But I fucking want it.
36:01I really want it.
36:03I want that money, bitch.
36:04Fucking shit skin.
36:08There's so many feelings and emotions.
36:11This is it.
36:12Plus, I'm busting to fucking piss.
36:14Like, honestly, I could fucking just...
36:16If I could just leave a bucket and just pee myself, maybe I'd feel more relaxed.
36:18This is literally the end of this journey.
36:21It's so crazy.
36:24There is reasons for us all to be crowned the winner.
36:27It makes an exciting race because you can't tell who's gonna win.
36:34Now, just between us kangaroos, what do you reckon?
36:38Hannah Konda has been consistently amazing.
36:42She showed us through this whole competition that she has what it takes
36:45to be the Down Under's next drag superstar.
36:47Tonight on that runway, how beautiful was that gown?
36:51It was literally breathtaking.
36:53And performance on stage tonight, so much fun.
36:56She has been so strong since day one and never took a step back.
36:59She just was able to deliver every week and in new and interesting ways.
37:03She's just got talent pouring out of her.
37:05Impeccably dressed.
37:07Every time she comes out, has a point of view.
37:10She understands who Hannah Konda is.
37:12And I think she's got it all.
37:14All right, let's move on down to Queen Kong, Michelle.
37:17This one came into this competition and you can see it in her eyes
37:21that she was really struggling with herself.
37:23And then she had a breakthrough moment.
37:26And when that breakthrough came, she was unstoppable.
37:29Tonight she looked amazing on this runway.
37:32You know, the power that she has when she takes the stage is just breathtaking.
37:38And listen, I know as a person of color, how many hurdles you have to jump.
37:42It takes a lot of power.
37:44And I think she's found that power in this competition with her sisters.
37:48So watching her make it this far has been miraculous.
37:53All right, let's move on to Spanky Jackson, Michelle.
37:56She is just enigmatic.
37:58When you watch her, you feel what she's bringing.
38:01That is a rare gift.
38:02And you can't explain what she has.
38:04And that truly is the definition of the it factor.
38:07Even within the performance tonight, there were whole times that I was like,
38:10I can't take my eyes off it.
38:11And yes, she's had some looks.
38:13You know, that first week, as I would describe as her outer saboteur.
38:16It just wasn't quite right.
38:17Right.
38:18The it factor trumps high fashion every single time.
38:22Spanky Jackson is exciting.
38:25You want more.
38:26And yes, her outfits, they leave a lot to be desired.
38:30But she has a point of view with it.
38:33She's got it.
38:34All right.
38:35Silence.
38:36I've made my decision.
38:37Bring back my girls.
38:41Welcome back, ladies.
38:45The time has come to crown our queen.
38:50Hanaconda.
38:53Queen Kong.
38:55Spanky Jackson.
38:58Before I make my final decision, I need to see you all lip sync one more time.
39:07Assume the position.
39:09One queen stands before me.
39:14This is your last chance to impress me and prove to the world that you are Down Under's next drag
39:21superstar.
39:24The time has come for you to lip sync for the crown.
39:31Good luck and don't fuck it up.
39:41Guess who's the one who the woman is dancing out of the ruling?
39:42Haha!
39:45Haha!
39:47Haha!
39:48Read my lips.
39:49I'm into you.
39:50I'm into you.
39:51Can't resist.
39:52You're so hard.
39:53Get me out of that shape.
39:55It's my life run.
39:56You creep into it.
39:57You like it.
39:58Just the way that you dance.
40:00Just the way that you dance.
40:02This is good.
40:02Way to walk.
40:04Never mind you dancing.
40:05Every inch of your skulls I'll desire
40:08You're such a rush
40:10The rush is never ending now
40:14You've got it
40:15You wow wow wow wow
40:17You've got it
40:18You wow wow wow wow
40:22The more I can feel my attention
40:28Just setting you up
40:30Then what can I do
40:31I'm into you
40:32I'm into you
40:34Love the way that you move
40:35Just love the way that you move
40:37Yeah, yeah
40:39Sit down and teleport your arm
40:41Yeah, yeah, yeah
40:42You know you're in heaven
40:44The way you walk
40:46Together when you're dancing
40:48Every inch of your skulls I'll desire
40:51You're such a rush
40:53The rush is never ending now
40:56You've got it
40:58You wow wow wow wow
40:59The way you walk
41:00Together when you're dancing
41:02Every inch of your skulls I'll desire
41:05You're such a rush
41:07The rush is never ending now
41:11You've got it
41:12You wow wow wow wow
41:14You've got it
41:15You wow wow wow wow
41:23You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
41:41you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
41:41you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
41:41you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
41:41you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
41:41you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
41:41you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
41:42you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
41:42you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
41:42you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
41:43you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
41:44you
41:59Ketamine, so happy to have you back.
42:03A simple dress for a simple queen, the simplest group.
42:09Thank you for being Down Under's very first drag superstar.
42:14Any words of wisdom for the next queen?
42:17Give it your all.
42:18I gave it my all, and I was rude first, and look, she let me come twice.
42:26My queens, the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under will receive a crown and scepter
42:33from Fierce Drag Jewels.
42:35A one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, and $50,000 courtesy of our friends
42:44at Samsung.
42:48Now, the time has come to crown our queen.
42:54The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under, the next drag superstar is Spanky Jackson.
43:18Contragulations!
43:19You're a winner, baby!
43:21Ah!
43:22Oh my god!
43:23I won!
43:24Oh my god!
43:26Oh my god!
43:27Mom and dad are going to be so proud of you.
43:29Bye, mom.
43:29My dad.
43:30I won!
43:31I won!
43:32Now, is there anything you'd like to say, my queen?
43:35Live life, live your truth, be fun, and have a good time!
43:39Yes, bitch!
43:40Yes!
43:41Yes!
43:41Yes!
43:41Yes!
43:43Now, prance, my queen.
43:44Oh my god!
43:44Prance, I say.
43:47My message to people at home is screw the world.
43:50Live life.
43:51Don't worry about other people.
43:53The moment that I just started doing what I did was the moment I was set free.
43:57So, say self free, bitch.
43:59To live it.
44:00And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody
44:04else?
44:05Can I get an amen up in here?
44:07Amen!
44:07Alright, now let the music play.
44:09Woo!