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00:04To my beautiful queens, you're everything to me.
00:08Never forget my dry-ass pussy.
00:11I'm just feeling so upset and I feel so, I feel like numb at this point.
00:19How can you send a hope to someone like Anita, you know?
00:23Oh, quite easily apparently.
00:26Anita will be crushed, but she's too sweet to let that get in the way of being proud of
00:34herself and proud of the sisters that are still in the competition.
00:37I'm going to miss her.
00:38The most aggressively positive person I've ever met in my life.
00:42Do you think I look like Violet Chachki right now?
00:46It's really strange, all the emotion that's coming out of me.
00:49Oh, I feel awful.
00:51Only a certain part of it is the competition.
00:53There's so much from the outside world that's getting inside me.
00:56It's kind of screwing me up a bit.
00:58It's such like a whirlwind of emotions.
01:00How are you feeling?
01:01Because I mean, she's not just like your best friend.
01:04She's your like business partner.
01:06Must be hard for Keita to be still in the competition, but not have done as well as Anita.
01:11Anita had a win with Snatch Game and Keita's still holding out for one.
01:14So she'll have to step it up.
01:16Yeah, she'll be feeling it and I don't want her to feel that shit, you know?
01:19Yeah.
01:20We're all going to go through this, aren't we?
01:21This is what we came here to do.
01:22And honestly, like, as I get to know all you guys more and more, it's going to feel
01:27so much worse if I send you all home as well.
01:29Oh!
01:30I feel strong that I'm the first Aussie to send home a New Zealand queen.
01:34I think the Aussie queens definitely think this is their show and that we're just there
01:39to fill in the gap because it's being filmed in New Zealand.
01:42Going up against the juggernaut that is Karen from Finance.
01:45The Wiggler wiggled it, didn't she?
01:47I mean, did she?
01:50I tell you what, though, like, I'm fucking determined to, like, make it to the fucking
01:55end now.
01:55The fact of the matter is we've been bought here because we have a very unique perspective
02:00in New Zealand.
02:01How many of them?
02:02One, two, three, four, five of them.
02:04Like, if you could take two, I could take three.
02:06Well, I've never tried taking two, but I'll give it a go.
02:09It was really, really, really good to be here.
02:12Yeah.
02:12I'm going to take down those motherfuckers now.
02:14We're here to show them what Kiwis can do.
02:17There's more to down in Australia than just Australian queens.
02:20There's a reason why they say Australia's full of states, just say.
02:33It is a new week in the workroom, and finally that ugly bitch, Anita Wiggler, has gone home.
02:40Well, well, well.
02:41I'm thinking, fuck, maybe she should have been riding my coattails in this competition.
02:45Oh, well, Art, they loved your outfit.
02:47How do you feel now that you know that you've at least secured another week in the competition?
02:50I feel like it wasn't a wasted opportunity.
02:53You know, they threw me a bone, they gave me a second chance, and I didn't fuck it up,
02:56and I won't continue to fuck it up.
02:58It feels really good to be back in the top three again, right where I belong.
03:01I need a win under my belt, though.
03:03I'm going to get a fucking win next.
03:04Etcetera, you were a bit pressed after your feedback last week.
03:07What's going through your head this week?
03:08I think it was the first time that I'd heard that kind of negative feedback from the judges,
03:12and I didn't like it.
03:13Maybe it's time to push myself out of my comfort zone and roll around on the floor or make an
03:17ugly outfit.
03:23This ball outfit, I thought I hated it yesterday, but walking and seeing it today, I hate it even more.
03:29I think that all the shade that Kit is getting for that ball gown is just jealousy.
03:33In no universe, my brain can process that that is a better outfit than mine.
03:37She's clearly feeling some kind of way about the position she's landed herself in, and she is putting that on
03:43me.
03:43Do you know what I find really interesting about the situation?
03:46Is that my outfit could have that many flaws and still is much better than yours.
03:51Oh, well.
03:53Take responsibility for your own ugly outfit.
03:56I want a cooking challenge for God's sake.
04:04My queens, time to spread your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
04:09Because if you can't sell yourself, how the hell are you going to sell something else?
04:15Can I get a gay man up in horror?
04:18Gay men!
04:20G'day, g'day, g'day!
04:23Hi!
04:25Racers, Down Under's first drag race superstar needs to be able to dish it out as well as she can
04:33take it.
04:35Now, for today's mini challenge, you're going to read each other to filth.
04:41In the great tradition of Paris is Burning, the library is about to open officially.
04:50Yeah!
04:51Because reading is what?
04:53Fun!
04:53Elemental!
04:54That's right!
04:56I am ready to cut some bitches down.
05:00Oh, pit crew!
05:08All right, first up, etc, etc.
05:11Come on over.
05:12Oh, these are so heavy.
05:14All right, the library is open.
05:19Electroshock.
05:20I finally understand your name, because it's a shock to me that you're still in the competition.
05:25Oh, no!
05:29Karen from Finance.
05:31You look like the kind of person who enjoys hemorrhoids.
05:40It doesn't make any sense.
05:42It is so good to have you here in the competition.
05:48Now, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
05:51Fuck off.
05:54Art Simone, you're a brilliant drag queen and an amazing makeup artist.
05:59You can paint pretty much anything, except a win.
06:02Yay!
06:03All right, Kida Mean.
06:04Keita Mean is so quick on her feet, she is gonna be cutthroat.
06:11Electroshock, man.
06:20You know, this competition is full of fierce Australian talent,
06:25hilarious Kiwis, etc, etc.
06:29It's kind of interesting, for someone that is so woke,
06:32I'm wondering when you're gonna wake the fuck up.
06:37Karen from Finance.
06:39If I threw a stick, would you leave?
06:43Scarlett Adams.
06:44The only time she's got something between her ears
06:47is when she's sucking dick.
06:51Thank you, Sean.
06:53It's like twins, isn't it?
06:54Thank you, Maxi. Electroshock, hello.
06:57I was so excited when I found out we were coming
06:59to the COVID free haven that is New Zealand.
07:01But if I was you, I would get a COVID test
07:04because you clearly lost your sense of taste.
07:10So good.
07:12Karen from Finance.
07:13You're in for a very big payday soon.
07:16Yeah.
07:16When I hire you to do the tax on my prize money.
07:18Oh.
07:19Oh.
07:20Et cetera, et cetera.
07:22Now, just to recap on pronouns for the room here.
07:25Now, out of drag, et cetera uses they, them pronouns.
07:28So, for example, they haven't been in the top,
07:31so we won't be seeing them in the final.
07:41I'd say top that, but it's clear this is a buffet of bottoms.
07:46Kida Mean.
07:47I never knew why they filmed The Hobbit in New Zealand,
07:49and now I know.
07:52Now, I don't want to call Maxi old,
07:54but the calculator on her first phone was an abacus.
07:58Scarlet is brighter.
07:59Dancing.
08:00Scarlet is brighter.
08:01Sewing.
08:03Not funny.
08:05Electric Shark, come on over.
08:08How's it going?
08:12I'm not looking forward to reading people.
08:14I cannot read people.
08:14This is going to be terrible.
08:16Kida Mean.
08:17Now, you know, Kida's gone through a fantastic weight loss journey.
08:20You've got enough leftover skin
08:21to make a family resemblance costume.
08:27Now, Rue, Scarlet's a dancer as well,
08:30but did you know she's also a fantastic pole dancer?
08:33Oh.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Why don't you sit on this and spin?
08:37I'd be happy to.
08:39I was really surprised at the read to me,
08:41because there are so many good reads
08:42that they could have done about me.
08:44Read yourself.
08:45Read yourself.
08:46Oh, the only thing bigger than your hole
08:48is the bald spot on the back of your head.
08:50Have you got a bald spot?
08:51Yes, but I've been covering it really well.
08:53Do not put this.
08:54The library is closed officially.
08:58Wow.
08:59Y'all ain't here to fuck spiders, are you?
09:03The winner of today's mini challenge is...
09:09Art Simone.
09:11What's that name?
09:19You've won a state-of-the-art sewing machine, courtesy of Singer.
09:23Yay!
09:24Now, racers, I expect all of my legendary children
09:29to give the customer what they want.
09:33And what they want is you.
09:36For this week's maxi challenge,
09:39you need to create and market your very own brand of...
09:44yeast spread.
09:49Why it gotta be yeast spread?
09:51This is gonna be a hard challenge.
09:53It's really nothing like what I've ever done before.
09:54You'll be in charge of every detail, from the name, to the packaging, to creating and starring in your own
10:02lip-smacking commercial.
10:04We get an acting challenge.
10:06This is a brilliant opportunity for me to show Rue exactly who I am.
10:10Now, later today, you'll shoot your ads with Michelle Visage and the infomercial queen of Down Under, Suzanne Hall.
10:22I'm so excited that she's here, because she is an icon.
10:25Now, remember, to win this challenge, your yeast spread needs to be dripping with your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
10:34Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
10:40Yay!
10:41All right!
10:41How's my ours?
10:42Ooh, arts and props.
10:44Good boy.
10:45I think it's gonna be fun.
10:46Yeah, I feel like this is up your alley.
10:48Hopefully I don't overthink it.
10:50I think Maxie Shiotta's gonna do really well.
10:52She has done all of this before.
10:54Maxie Shiotta could sell a poncho to a nudist.
10:56What are you guys thinking for your yeast spreads?
10:59I'm calling it Hornbag Concentrate.
11:02Now for the ladies.
11:03When I hear yeast spread, I think of the in-between me's down there.
11:07So my product is called Discharge.
11:11I feel like a lot of these queens, they drag its very one level.
11:14If you strip back the fart jokes and the boob jokes, have you got anything underneath,
11:18or have you just got a man that's dressing up in a costume?
11:22Yeah.
11:23I think the judges want to see something that's refined and concept-based.
11:28I'm gonna play this elegant woman holding a jar of piss.
11:36Congratulations, Art, on winning the mini-challenge.
11:39I was scared to go against you, because you were the funniest one here, hands down.
11:43But, uh...
11:45Yeah, you bit me.
11:46I'm surprised Art won.
11:47I thought I was way fucking funnier.
11:49I need to start winning.
11:50I need to prove that I'm the best, and that I can, like, kick these other girls' asses.
11:54What are you thinking?
11:55If I wanted to play on, like, the competition and being in the bottom,
11:58I thought I could make lots of wordplay about getting topped.
12:01Get topped.
12:02Hmm.
12:04I don't know, I don't know, but your reaction doesn't tell me much.
12:06No, no, no, no, no.
12:07Elektra is definitely the least seasoned queen in this competition.
12:12She's a great performer, but she's the one I think who has the biggest target on her back at the
12:16moment.
12:17Etc.
12:18I didn't think you were as funny as I was anticipating.
12:21Bitsy, do you expect me to be funny?
12:23Well, yeah, I think you're funnier than maybe you give yourself credit for.
12:26Right, do you really see me as someone that's super shady, though?
12:30Uh, yes.
12:32Hello?
12:33Are you kidding?
12:34Really?
12:35Yeah.
12:35Girl, wake up!
12:37I don't see myself as a super shady person.
12:40I might be a bitch, but at least I tell people what I think,
12:43and I wish that they'd stop thinking I'm the shady queen
12:46and start looking at some of the other girls to realise that they're really the snakes in the room.
12:50You've got a lot on your back this week, Karen.
12:52You're a comedy queen, you're the corporate queen.
12:55Karen from Finance, you've got to sell the product this week, girl.
12:57I can tell that the rest of the girls are thinking that I'm becoming less and less of a threat
13:02as the competition carries on, so I need to remind the girls that I'm one to be.
13:07Karen from Finance!
13:09Hello!
13:09Say hello to the fabulous Suzanne Paul who could sell anything.
13:13It's so nice to meet you.
13:15And... action!
13:16There's nothing that I love more than taking a break and enjoying a snack of my delicious new discharge spread.
13:23I don't like the name discharge, to be honest.
13:26Why not consider our DIY home discharge jarring service?
13:30Every time she said discharge, I was like...
13:33Was the delivery okay?
13:34A bit more sparkle and shine, please, can't more.
13:37Discharge also works as a great sun repellent.
13:40Give me those words even more.
13:42Rich!
13:43And wet!
13:44Yes!
13:45I'm experienced in taking direction.
13:47I think I can win this challenge.
13:48I'd like to see them get something free.
13:50Very common you could bog off.
13:53Hmm?
13:53Yes, that's not...
13:54Did you say bog off?
13:54Yes, not buy one, get one free.
13:57With every three jars of discharge, you can bog off!
14:03Scarlet Adams.
14:04My product is called Snatch.
14:06Sensing a theme here, okay.
14:09They could find it hysterical, or it could be so vulgar, they're like, what the fuck is this?
14:13Snatch!
14:13A grandiculous new product, made from the yeast, extracted from real vaginas!
14:19Ew, have you seen her beef curtains?
14:24That's outrageous!
14:26Suzanne, I'm so sorry.
14:27Our queens are vulgar.
14:29Snatch can be used for more than just your hairy clam.
14:32Do you need a facelift?
14:33Oh!
14:37I can't close my eyelids!
14:41Hopefully that's enough.
14:42What else was there to do?
14:43I was just gonna do a close-up of my vagina before and after Snatch.
14:46Oh, trust me, it's not gonna make a difference.
14:49Alright, Art, what is your vision?
14:50I am selling a yeasty yank extractor, which is a down-under spread that we pretend to eat,
14:57but that's just to scare off the yanks.
15:01Hello America, I'm Art Simone.
15:03Oh my God, who am I?
15:05Fuck, alright.
15:06You're Art Simone.
15:07Yeah.
15:07For over a hundred years, our secret recipe has kept Americans away from our back verandas and from-
15:14That's alright.
15:15Be kind to yourself.
15:16I see where you're going.
15:17Don't do it.
15:18Pick it up from there.
15:20Oh, damn, damn!
15:21Look, there's a real-life Aussie!
15:24Do you mind if I fill your marsupial?
15:26Can we see the koalas?
15:28Really?
15:29Americans saying koalas?
15:31That's funny, I thought that Sean was already wearing a fanny pack.
15:34I know, right?
15:35Suzanne, have you ever sold men's underwear before?
15:38No, I haven't.
15:39No, I'd like to get into men's underwear.
15:41Yeah, girlfriend, now you're talking.
15:44Breathing.
15:45There was just so much going on, from the costume to the face.
15:51Key to me, meet Suzanne Paul.
15:53Kia ora, Suzanne.
15:54My product is called Yeasty Nuts.
15:57I'm just going to give it everything I have and have fun with it.
16:00Fill your ring with yeasty nuts.
16:02Fill your ring?
16:04Yeah.
16:06It's like a doughnut filling.
16:07Tell you what, I've learned some new things today.
16:09Have you?
16:10Yeah.
16:10Doing the whole divine dog poo gagging.
16:13Got it.
16:14It's a legendary scene with one of the greatest drag queens of all time.
16:18There was just dog poop involved.
16:21Oh.
16:22Yeah.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:30And cut.
16:31Hi, Accentra.
16:32Hello.
16:32Your product is called piss.
16:35Just when you think it can't get any worse, it does, doesn't it?
16:38Welcome to drag.
16:40Yes.
16:40The harsh Australian outback has a new flavour.
16:47Piss.
16:50Fermented urine.
16:57Suzanne, is that what they mean by product placement?
17:01I think I'm killing it.
17:03This is going really well.
17:05And it's yours for the low, low price of...
17:15You okay?
17:16That's it.
17:16Okay, all right.
17:17Fantastic, thank you so much.
17:18That's a wrap on Etcetera.
17:19And it was so lovely to meet you.
17:21I'm so glad you got to see me at my best like this.
17:23Wish she could say the same.
17:25Hello, Electra Shah.
17:27You're on your front doorstep of your happy home.
17:29You're a wonderful couple.
17:30You're going to be standing just behind him here, my darling.
17:33And say, thanks to our conveniently sized package,
17:36you can get topped in your own home.
17:37To do that, I'd like you to bend over and pick up your package.
17:41All right?
17:42He just took charge, took command.
17:45Now, are you comfortable for me to pretend to give you a blowjob?
17:48Okay.
17:48Yeah.
17:49I think she's after my job.
17:52Our top scientists at Busted HQ have been working on this exciting new yeast spread.
17:57And I forgot my lie.
18:02Everything is going so, so well.
18:04I'd like the shot.
18:05It would be on Ru on the desk.
18:06Oh.
18:07Until I do my RuPaul.
18:09Ballsy.
18:10Michelle does not seem happy.
18:12Him to sort of laugh at the ridiculousness of it.
18:14Well, we'll find out, won't we?
18:16Action.
18:18Electra shock.
18:22I'm happy with that.
18:27Maxie Shield, meet the great Suzanne Paul.
18:29Hi, Suzanne.
18:30Hi, Maxie Shields.
18:31I'm selling Horn Bag Yeast Concentrate, which is a sex appeal in a jar.
18:36Here at the Horn Dog Institute, we have a motto.
18:39Did you say horn dog?
18:40Horn dog.
18:41Horn bag.
18:41Horn bag.
18:42Did I say dog?
18:44Are you tired?
18:46Oh, sorry.
18:49Here we go.
18:50I have the product for you.
18:52New.
18:53Oh, shit.
18:54I forgot the product.
18:54Are you sick?
18:56Oh, shit.
18:57It is horn bag yeast extract.
19:00That's all right.
19:01What's going on?
19:02It is horn bag yeast.
19:05Oh, my Lord.
19:07Horn bag yeast extract, is it?
19:08Can I just put that there?
19:13You're going to stand there again?
19:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:17You know, how do I make that shit-ass performance a positive?
19:21You're doing great, but we're running out of time.
19:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:24We done?
19:39How did we all go without ads?
19:41I had so much fun doing that.
19:43Yeah, same.
19:44Oh, my gosh.
19:44I was so nervous yesterday.
19:46I almost felt sick.
19:47Yeah.
19:47Is it because you're like, win-win, and now it's like...
19:50Yeah, a little bit.
19:51Scarlet does not need any more wins.
19:52All Scarlet needs is a plane to get home.
19:54I think I went dreadful.
19:56Really?
19:56Really?
19:57And I reread, and then I rewrote.
19:59By the time I got there, I was like scrambled eggs.
20:01Do you think they'll be able to cut something together
20:03that shows your vision?
20:05Okay.
20:07Do you think we should probably start getting ready for it?
20:09Yes, I am so excited.
20:11Let's do it.
20:13Has anyone ever done anything in drag that they regret?
20:17My first three runways.
20:21I've said and done things that I regret in drag a lot.
20:25When I was a lot younger and stupid and naive.
20:28Just trying desperately to make people laugh.
20:31Recently got called out on it.
20:33Well, what did you do, Scarlet?
20:34I have in the past, as long as a lot of the other queens
20:37done blackface before, which I really regret.
20:41I'm disgusted in myself that I did those things.
20:44I've never looked at something like blackface
20:46and even thought that that could be like an honest mistake.
20:49You said that you were using it, you were trying to do it for humour.
20:52It's strange to appropriate someone's culture to make a joke of it.
20:56I didn't know any better.
20:57Not that that's an excuse, but it's hard to unlearn things
21:01that are ingrained into you as a child.
21:04Maxie, do you know what I mean?
21:05Because, I mean...
21:06Yeah, I grew up in central Queensland.
21:07Some of the stuff that was said, you know, it was...
21:10Now, looking back, was awful.
21:13But it was just said as general conversation.
21:16I think casual racism in conversation is very different
21:19to painting your face in blackface
21:21and performing a number for money.
21:22A lot of drag scenes are extremely racist.
21:25I see drag queens saying,
21:27it was just a joke, you need to get over it.
21:29But it's like, while people of colour and trans people
21:32are still facing violence every single day
21:34from the systematic oppression that we live in,
21:37isn't a joke to me.
21:39I know that I'll never be able to fully atone
21:41for the things that I did in my past,
21:43but if I can try...
21:46I think that, going forward,
21:48there should be a lot of steps of reparation
21:51and not just saying you're sorry,
21:53but doing things to show that you're sorry,
21:55and I think that's really important.
21:57Etcetera.
21:57I have to say, you're 22?
22:00Mm-hmm.
22:01I'm so impressed with how knowledgeable
22:04and smart and worldly you are.
22:08People like yourself are the reasons
22:09why I think we're going to start seeing real change.
22:11I hope.
22:12I really appreciate that.
22:18Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.
22:22Michelle Versace.
22:23Now, Michelle, what is your favourite spread?
22:25Must be Jellica's jam, don't shake.
22:28Hey!
22:30The lovely and laughable Rhys Nicholson.
22:34Now, Rhys, have you ever done any advertising?
22:37Do bathroom walls count?
22:39Yes, they do.
22:40But wait, there's more.
22:42For the next ten minutes, my pants are 50% off.
22:46And welcome the first lady of New Zealand cinema,
22:51Brenna Owen, welcome.
22:53Thank you, Ru Kiotta.
22:54This week, we challenged our queens
22:56to market their own brand of yeast spread.
23:01Racers, start your engines,
23:03and may the best drag queen win.
23:08Category is Finest Sheila in the Bush.
23:11First up, Elektra Shaw.
23:15Oh, she's so totally raven.
23:18For Sheila in the Bush, I am serving you Huia realness.
23:21I am a gorgeous princess
23:22walking through the native Queensland forest
23:24One of our most famous and treasured birds is the Huia bird.
23:27And again, it's another tribute to the land,
23:29even thanks to where I come from.
23:31And I feel confident in this look.
23:33Who are you talking to?
23:35Now, which one's the Sheila?
23:42Up next, Ketamine.
23:45She's the monarch of her family.
23:48I like this one so much more than her cocoon dress.
23:51I feel so beautiful.
23:53I'm absolutely giving fine drag excellence with a little key to twist.
23:57It's still colourful and it's still like a little bit ridiculous.
24:02Get a load of these cocoons.
24:09Up next, Maxi Shield.
24:12She's off to the airport where she has something to declare.
24:15I wanna thank you for a job well done.
24:17Today on the runway, I am serving Picnic at Hanging Rock real-esque.
24:24It is very sort of Victorian-esque.
24:27So much lace.
24:28But I feel fabulous.
24:30Picnic at Hanging Cock.
24:34Frankly, Maxi, I don't give a damn.
24:41Karen from Finance.
24:45Her hose has a bright red tip.
24:48Oh, she forgot to tuck.
24:52Tonight on the runway, I'm giving you Coco Chanel does the Country Fire Association.
24:56I am on fire, just in case her pussy's on fire.
25:00Yes.
25:00Well, you know what they say?
25:02Hose before bros.
25:07Up next, Art Simone.
25:11That's a lot of bottles of vino on her head, perhaps.
25:15Tonight on the runway, I am serving Outback Steakhouse realness.
25:19I'll take off the hat and bam!
25:21I'm Cath Day-Night, baby.
25:23And I'm having a bloody good tour.
25:25Look at me.
25:26Look at me.
25:31I just heard her with the hat on.
25:39Up next, et cetera, et cetera.
25:44Now, here's my eucalyptus.
25:46I'm giving you this fantasy of the full, rich, fresh Australian bush that I then reveal through
25:53a flash of fire into a burnt tree stump.
25:56And I'm walking down that runway serving Ember and Ash realness.
26:00And out of the ashes comes new life.
26:03Fantastic.
26:09Scarlett Adams.
26:12Priscilla?
26:13I hardly know her.
26:16Well, at least her back is safe if it rains.
26:18That's true.
26:19For my finest Sheila of the bush look, I am channeling from one of the most iconic Australian
26:24films, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
26:27I am walking down the runway and I feel like I am floating on a cloud.
26:31The lamé is flying behind me perfectly and I feel like I look like a vision.
26:36Oh, I have one of these to keep my car cool during the day.
26:39Oh, of course.
26:40You put it in the windshield.
26:45Kia ora, Queens.
26:47Kia ora.
26:48Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
26:49Oi, oi, oi.
26:51It's time for the judges' critiques.
26:53First up, electroshock.
26:56Let's take a look at your ad.
27:00Electroshock.
27:01Your infomercial made us laugh, but tonight on the runway you're back to basic.
27:08Pause.
27:10That's me.
27:11Electroshock.
27:12Two times bottom and currently playing safe.
27:14But then I got topped by busted spreads.
27:20Our top scientists at Busted HQ have been working on this exciting new yeast spread
27:25to make those long workroom days go down a bit smoother.
27:30But wait!
27:31There's more!
27:32Stuffed with charisma, overflowing with uniqueness, and packed with nerve.
27:38And topped is the only yeast spread on the market that's full of ant talent.
27:43So call now, because every time I spread, I get topped.
27:50I thought you did a really good job.
27:52And I think that a lot of these girls here are underestimating you.
27:56So funny.
27:57It really just hit the brief.
27:59Very proud of you this week.
28:00Several weeks in a row we thought, oh, she's a goner.
28:03But here you are, a competitor to be reckoned with.
28:07And I love this look.
28:08I gotta tell ya, I think this is the most beautiful you have looked on this runway.
28:13Is your hair painted on?
28:14Yes, my wigs aren't the best, so I thought why not just paint one off.
28:19Up next.
28:20She done mean.
28:22Do you get distressed at the mere thought of having no new donut fillings to nibble on these days?
28:29I'm so outrageously distressed and perturbed at the thought of having no new exquisitely delicious donut fillings to nibble on
28:36these days.
28:36Well, calm your tits.
28:40Yeasty nuts.
28:41The ripest aromas.
28:44The tangiest taste.
28:46Guaranteed to have you absolutely gagging for more.
28:51Open wide and fill your ring with yeasty nuts.
28:59In your infomercial, you were funny, you were ridiculous, you challenged yourself, you pushed yourself, and this is a really
29:06pretty look on you.
29:07I'm loving watching you throughout this competition because you do bring us something different every week.
29:12The infomercial, by playing it straight, you really found the comedy in it.
29:16Did you get everything in to your commercial that you had planned?
29:20Absolutely. I usually have a hard time getting anything in.
29:23Up next, Maxi Shield.
29:28Are you tired of sitting at home alone patting your own pussy?
29:32Are you sick of ordering dinner for two and then having to pretend that you've got a roommate?
29:39Hornet bag yeast concentrate.
29:41It's sex appeal in a jar.
29:42It's just a teaspoon in water for five days and you should see results.
29:47Here at the Hornet Bag Institute, we have a motto.
29:50If we can get a man on the moon, Hornet Bag yeast concentrate can get a man in you.
29:55Also available in yeast patches for the girl on the go.
30:02Now, you struggled quite a bit with your ad and I think we ran into the same thing that we
30:07ran into with the singing.
30:09When you don't believe in yourself, you start to really go inside.
30:13You've got to stop doing that.
30:15I'm surprised that you didn't do better in this.
30:18I'm really disappointed.
30:19These challenges are designed to see who you are.
30:23My therapist years ago, 20 years ago, told me, you know, Rude, the power that you have in drag is
30:28available to you out of drag.
30:30Does that ring true for you?
30:31Yes, definitely.
30:31Thanks, Maxie.
30:32Up next, Karen from finance.
30:36Hi, I'm Karen from finance and I'm a very busy woman.
30:40There's nothing that I love more than taking a break and enjoying a healthy snack of discharge.
30:47Your colleagues are sure to be jealous every time your discharge is hanging around.
30:52With its rich and wet consistency, discharge also works as a great sun repellent for those hot and steamy days
30:59in the Aussie sun.
31:01Discharge retails fit us $2.99 a jar and can be found in all hot female centers.
31:12Let's talk about discharge.
31:14Yay.
31:15It was all really fun and funny.
31:17I just thought it was interesting that I had to go bigger.
31:20Always be as big as you can be.
31:22I agree with Michelle as my boyfriend is often saying to me, please go bigger.
31:26The commercial was funny.
31:28It wasn't my favorite.
31:29It wasn't the worst.
31:29Tell us about your outfit.
31:31Well, tonight I'm representing all of the volunteer firefighters around our countries.
31:35We live in a country that's prone to wildfires and bushfires pretty much every summer season.
31:40But we also live in a time when our governments are denying climate change, which is pretty much forcing these
31:44bushfires to happen.
31:45And so I just really wanted to represent community and those volunteers out there.
31:50You know, I always thought Ashila was sort of a redneck-y type of, but now it's just an everyday
31:56woman.
31:56I would say Ashila is just a woman, but it is a term that's used by a working class man.
32:01Like a broad.
32:02Exactly.
32:03I see.
32:04I think this outfit is so chic.
32:06I thought this was really beautiful.
32:08I knew exactly what it was when you came out.
32:09It made such a beautiful statement.
32:11We were all as a world sitting there with bated breath when you were all going through that.
32:16All the wildlife that we lost and all the wildlife that was being rehomed and, thank God, saved and rehabilitated.
32:22So this was really nice.
32:24This is like a political outfit saying something, but you're not losing any of the campness.
32:29I really appreciate you bringing that out to everyone's attention.
32:33Up next, Art Shimon.
32:35Hello.
32:37Did this ever happen to you?
32:39Oh, yeah, they say that Australia and New Zealand are different places.
32:43Oh, yeah.
32:45I know.
32:45I know.
32:46I know.
32:47Introducing Art's Yeasty Yank Extractor.
32:51Our secret recipe has kept Americans off our back verandas and away from our beloved goon sacks.
32:56Ever wondered why Trump has never tried to buy the Opera House?
32:59Now you're probably wondering how we make this product.
33:01Now, first you just and then you just and then a little bit of bleeding.
33:06It's perfectly natural.
33:07It's just that easy.
33:09Never waste another minute explaining that you don't know how many Hemsworth brothers
33:13there are or who Reese Nicholson is.
33:16Get your gob on it.
33:17Mmm, yum.
33:23Tonight on the runway was so fun.
33:26I'm a huge, huge Kath and Kim fanatic.
33:28So I'm glad that you brought her to the main stage.
33:31You're so clearly Kath, but you are also so clearly Art's Simone.
33:34I really think you should be applauded to be able to do that.
33:36You clearly just love what you do.
33:39And you just, there's just so much joy that comes through you and your performance.
33:44You've done Kath proud.
33:46You know, I thought your commercial was unusual.
33:48It was different.
33:49There was a lot going on.
33:51I was laughing a lot of the time, but I was still kind of like, what the fuck is going
33:54on right now?
33:55Have I taken a pill?
33:56But there was just a little bit too much crammed into it to kind of keep up with what was
33:59going on.
34:00Et cetera, et cetera.
34:02The harsh Australian outback has a new flavor.
34:09Piss.
34:11Piss is a spread.
34:14A fragrance.
34:16An oven cleaner.
34:18A powerful neurotoxin.
34:21Piss.
34:22It's number one, not a number two.
34:26Get on the piss.
34:30Now also available in an ice-cold beverage.
34:34Piss off.
34:36Piss.
34:42Kia ora, et cetera, et cetera.
34:45I would like to see you keep the coat on for a bit longer so I could take all the
34:49aspects of it and see the back, see some of the other animals and creatures on there.
34:54But your commercial, well, it was very pissy, wasn't it?
34:58It's the reason why I love Australasia is because you are all demented.
35:02I love it because I feel like I fit right in.
35:04But I do feel like there's a little bit of a line that maybe shouldn't pass on television.
35:09Tonight on the runway, you know what I got was to tell a story.
35:12I thought that you told it well and it was very chic.
35:15It was very fashion.
35:16I wasn't not a fan of your commercial, I've got to be honest.
35:20It was a little on the nose for me.
35:22It, you know, it wasn't as clever as I would want it to be.
35:26Up next, Scarlett Adams.
35:31Does your nunny get noticed for all the wrong reasons?
35:35Oh, have you seen her beef cuttles?
35:39If you answered yes, then tighten your tuck with Snatch.
35:44With yeast extracted from real vaginas.
35:47But Snatch can be used for more than just your hairy clams.
35:50I just got snatched by Snatch.
35:53Snatch should not be used while pregnant.
35:54Snatch will not work on Reese Nicholson's gaping white asshole.
35:57Consult your therapist first.
36:00If piss crossed the line, then blown out pussy certainly does.
36:05Me thinks.
36:06Sometimes crossing the line to filthy is not always funny.
36:11Sometimes it's just filthy.
36:13Not an absolute disaster, but I think you should be really proud most of all of your runway tonight.
36:17Your makeup, your costume, your performance, how you presented it was just fantastic.
36:24I'm so happy you did the Priscilla thing because we owe so much to that movie.
36:29It's so groundbreaking and it means so much and you did it so well.
36:33All right, now, Scarlett, before you leave, there's something we need to talk about.
36:37It's just come to my attention that there are photos of you online performing in blackface.
36:43And I want to give you an opportunity to address this.
36:48I can't deny that that happened.
36:52As a dumb, ignorant teenager, I made some mistakes that I'm really not proud of.
36:57And every day I regret those decisions.
37:00I regret the fact that I used my platform as a performer to ridicule people who have faced systematic racism
37:06for hundreds of years.
37:08And I'm so ashamed of the person that I once was.
37:11I'm really sorry to you and to everyone that I have hurt.
37:15To know that something that I've done has hurt other people feels awful.
37:25Now, I'm sure there are people that would want me to cancel you right here, right now.
37:31But I'd rather this be a lesson in humility and accountability.
37:35And I pray that all of us can learn and grow from our mistakes.
37:45Ladies, let me leave the stage.
37:49Now, just between us kangaroos, what do you reckon?
37:54Electra's shock.
37:55When she came in to do her infomercial, she knew what she wanted to do and she made it work.
38:00And I know for a fact that these girls underestimate her.
38:03So tonight it was a little bit of an F you from her to the rest of the girls.
38:07And it was a big step forward.
38:08And the infomercial, it was so funny.
38:10Everything she did was just this kind of dead in the eyes, like a lot of those infomercial people kind
38:16of are.
38:16You know, that outfit, not groundbreaking at all, but the silhouette was beautiful.
38:20And she did something different.
38:22And listen, she went real close to that line of being gross.
38:27But she didn't cross the line like some of the other girls did.
38:30Funny was my favorite commercial.
38:31You know what pulled her through?
38:32What?
38:32And talent.
38:33And talent.
38:36All right, let's move on down to Keita Mean.
38:38Her commercial came out really great.
38:39So I thought tonight was really strong for our two Kiwi Queens.
38:43As the audience for drag gets younger and younger, we do kind of lose references like Divine.
38:48And if just one 14-year-old girl Googles who Divine is and watches Pink Flamingos, then we have done
38:55our job.
38:56Yes.
38:56It was one of my favorites, aside from the gross parts.
39:01All right, up next, Maxie Shield.
39:03In her infomercial, she was the toughest to work with.
39:06The idea was that her yeast was called Hornbag.
39:08Didn't you want to see her turn into a Hornbag?
39:11Instead, she turned into Mrs. Slocum with two guys eating and petting a kitty.
39:15I didn't get very horny from that.
39:17Didn't mind the outfit.
39:18And it was different for her.
39:19You know, it was different from that sort of Poconos auntie that she used, because I love that.
39:24Live from the Concord.
39:26All right, let's move on down to Karen from Finance.
39:29I think when it comes to challenges like infomercials, she has her idea of what Karen from Finance is and
39:35sometimes doesn't move out of that.
39:36In her name, it's so clever and it's so much fun.
39:40You want her to expand on that experience.
39:43Now, she expanded on that experience on the runway.
39:46It was camp.
39:47It was meaningful.
39:48It was gorgeous.
39:50I absolutely fell in love with this.
39:52And it's so fun when drag queens can make a political statement in their own way.
39:57Let's move on down to Art Simone.
39:59Art Simone's runway was really fun when she came out in the cork hat and it did that kind of
40:03Billy Porter where it opened up.
40:05That was really, really fun in the infomercial.
40:08Where Karen didn't give us enough, Art gave us a bit too much.
40:11First thing you learn in advertising, you have to have a clear, concise message.
40:15And Art did not have that.
40:17All right, up next, et cetera, et cetera.
40:19In her infomercial, you know, when she was doing it all, I was like, hmm, this is a bit far.
40:26You know, I wish it was a little more highbrow.
40:28Let it be low in brow.
40:30Sorry.
40:31Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
40:34I think it's another one that could have done with a few less et cetera's.
40:41She crossed a yellow line with her infomercial, so I'll just leave it at that.
40:47Unfortunately, it was just too crass and not interesting for me.
40:51Let's move on down to Scarlett Adams.
40:53I think something happens sometimes.
40:54If you're not confident in your own comedy chops, you think filth is the way to fill it.
40:59Right?
41:00Listen, I laughed.
41:01But then she dipped into the other side of it.
41:03That runway look was wonderful.
41:05Gorgeous kid, but still a lot to learn.
41:10All right.
41:11Silence.
41:11I've made my decision.
41:13Bring back my ghettos.
41:17Welcome back, ladies.
41:19I've made some decisions.
41:21Scarlett Adams, your Priscilla was queen of the runway.
41:31You are safe.
41:37Key to me.
41:40Your yeasty nuts were gag-worthy.
41:46You are safe.
41:54Electra Shock.
41:56For the first time in Drag Race down under Herstory, you are about to be topped.
42:04Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
42:11What?
42:12What?
42:13Me?
42:14I won.
42:15A challenge.
42:15I don't know what I did.
42:16You've won a luxury four-night stay at a Sofitel property of your choice in Australia
42:23or New Zealand.
42:25And I'd like to give a special shout-out to the Sofitel Auckland Viaduct Harbor.
42:31You may join the other girls.
42:32Thank you so much.
42:34Thank you so much.
42:34Thank you, everyone.
42:40Maxi Shield.
42:41Your commercial was too much talk and not enough action.
42:49I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
42:57Art Simone, on the runway, you gave us two looks for the price of one.
43:04But we weren't buying your yeast spread.
43:11You're safe.
43:14Karen from finance, you've been spreading your personality a little too thin.
43:21The judges want more.
43:24Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
43:27Your runway was high fashion, but your commercial was lowbrow.
43:38I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
43:45Karen from finance, you're safe.
43:52Two queens stand before me.
43:57Ladies, this is your last chance.
44:02Impress me and save yourself.
44:07From elimination!
44:12The time has come.
44:16For you to lip sync.
44:19For.
44:20Your.
44:22Life!
44:25I know the song and I have old school tricks up my sleeve.
44:29Like literally up my sleeve.
44:31It's me and Maxi and I'll tell you what.
44:34Picnic at Hanging Rock?
44:36More like get the fuck off the stage.
44:38I'm winning this lip sync.
44:39Good luck.
44:40And don't fuck it up.
46:59Thank you so much.
47:04You may join the other girls.
47:10Love you.
47:11Love you, Sparkly Mark.
47:14Et cetera, et cetera.
47:17You have so much to offer the world, and you've only just begun.
47:22Now, sashay away.
47:31Well, I guess you can kill a cockroach.
47:34Who knew?
47:44I'm super happy with my run on Drag Race.
47:46I still think my ad about piss is hella funny.
47:48Maybe I'm just a weirdo with a sick sense of humour, but I'll continue pissing in a jar for anyone
47:53that wants it.
47:54Or will pay me for it, to be honest.
47:56I'm only 22, the world awaits.
47:58These other girls, they've got a bit less time left in the bank, so they need this more than I
48:01do.
48:02I'm just going to keep on hanging around dumpsters like a roach does, doing weird shit.
48:06Yippee, yippee.
48:12Condragulations, ladies.
48:14And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
48:18Can I get an amen in here?
48:20Amen!
48:21All right, now let the music play!