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00:05Oh my god, this bitch.
00:08Love art. Karen, bring home that crown.
00:13I'm completely gagged.
00:15I'm so gagged I'm pretty much speechless.
00:17That was the fucking gag of the season, I must say.
00:20Couple of years ago, I was to perform at a bar's Christmas party.
00:24The owner's wife, she says to me,
00:26I just want you to know that you are nothing compared to Art Simone.
00:29Well, that's enough Art and Craft to say.
00:34Shady, bitch.
00:36I just kicked Art Simone off RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.
00:39Take that, bitch.
00:43Now the art school in the competition has totally changed.
00:45I kind of came here thinking that if I was going to see her in this room,
00:48she was going to be my number one competition.
00:50I mean, that's a wake-up call for all of us, right?
00:52Today has me shook.
00:54Everything that I thought I knew has gone out the window.
00:57You can't prepare for it?
00:59No, not at all.
01:00If Art Simone's going home, anyone can go home in this competition.
01:03Anything could happen.
01:04Any moment.
01:05I think now's the perfect time to establish yourself in the competition
01:08and to put your best foot forward.
01:10I cannot believe today whether or not that foot is in a stiletto.
01:13What a day.
01:15Mine definitely is.
01:18Closed-toe shoes for the win.
01:22Woo!
01:23Winner, winner!
01:23Chicken dinner!
01:25Oh, yeah!
01:26It's another week at RuPaul's Drag Race.
01:29World Top 8, everybody.
01:31Oh, my fucking god!
01:34And I'm still here.
01:36I'm feeling fucking amazing.
01:38We've got to be careful of these two.
01:39I know.
01:40I know.
01:40I'm feeling very intimidated if I have to go up against either of you two.
01:43I know.
01:44Oh, my gosh.
01:44Hopefully we can get them both in the bottom together this week
01:47so they cancel each other out.
01:49Woo!
01:50Everyone's starting to get, like, really nervous knowing that I'm such, like,
01:53powerhouse when it comes to performance that, um, if they end up in the bottom with me
01:57they could be going home.
01:58So what do we think it's going to be this week?
01:59I want to do some quick drag.
02:01Oh, no!
02:02I thought you've been doing that the last couple of weeks.
02:05Oh!
02:08Here we go.
02:09It's happening today.
02:12My Queen Supremes.
02:14May I give you some pointers?
02:16Time to put on your bangles and break into fifth harmony.
02:21With a little mix and a whole lot of TLC.
02:25You may reach your destiny.
02:28Ciao.
02:29I'm so stupid.
02:30I'm like, what does that mean?
02:32Good day, good day, good day.
02:36Great for Phil.
02:37Queens, contragulations for making it through Snatch Game.
02:42Now it's time to have some fun in the sun.
02:46Ooh!
02:47Yes.
02:48You need to hit the beach, bitch, and show us your best slow-motion surf rescue.
02:55Oh!
02:56Yes!
02:58Oh!
02:59Yes!
02:59And ladies, no beach babe is ready without a well-tamed map of Tasmania.
03:07Am I right?
03:08Yes.
03:09So feel free to do a little bushwhacking with the Lawn Mower 3.0 from Manscaped.
03:14Ooh!
03:15Hashtag Drag Race Down Under.
03:17You have 20 minutes to get into quick lifeguard drag.
03:21Ready, set, go!
03:24Ready, set, go!
03:34That's it.
03:35Welcome to tonight's episode of Babe Watch.
03:38Brought to you by Manscaped.
03:40First stop, et cetera, et cetera.
03:43Oh, boy.
03:44Eyes up here, Ru.
03:45Eyes up here.
03:45You look fantastic.
03:47But something is missing.
03:50Oh, pit crew!
03:52We're getting really hot.
03:54Welcome to this week's episode of Babe Watch.
03:59Another ripper day on Bondi Beach.
04:02Uh-oh.
04:03Someone's in trouble.
04:04In the water.
04:06It's Babe Watch to the rescue.
04:08Faster, faster.
04:10Woo!
04:10Gotta get the knees up.
04:11Yeah.
04:16Karen from Finance.
04:17Oh!
04:18Someone's drowning.
04:19Someone's drowning.
04:20To the rescue in slow motion.
04:21You're never going to get there.
04:34Up next, it's Ketamine.
04:36I thought you had brought a drink for Max over there or Rod.
04:39Would you like something to suck on?
04:41And go!
04:42Yes!
04:43Oh!
04:43Oh, dear!
04:51Electra Shock.
04:55Yeah.
04:56Yeah, very good.
04:57She's so good at these mini-challenges.
04:59Come on, fucking beach!
05:03Okay.
05:04Shame about the maxi.
05:15Lick your lips, Electra.
05:20Coco Jumbo.
05:21Jiggle dim titties, bitch!
05:23Yes!
05:24Wrong!
05:25Fat ass saves lives!
05:28Yeah!
05:28Well enough, they'll taste enough I have honey.
05:30Haha!
05:31I need a wig leg!
05:32What a dump!
05:33You're a very unique lifeguard.
05:35Quick!
05:36You've got to run to them!
05:38Yes!
05:39Okay!
05:47Maxi shield.
05:49Yeah, yeah!
05:51Yeah!
05:52Ow!
05:53Ow!
05:54Ow!
05:54Ow!
05:55Oh!
05:56Oh!
05:57Scarlet Adams.
05:58How long have you been a lifeguard?
06:00I've been a lifeguard for as long as I can remember, which isn't very long.
06:05Okay!
06:06Alright, and go!
06:07You've got to save lives!
06:08You've got to save lives!
06:10You've got to save some lives!
06:15Yes!
06:16Yes!
06:23Lovely!
06:23Well done!
06:24Contragulations!
06:25You've saved the lives!
06:27Yeah!
06:28Wow!
06:29You are all a bunch of slip-slop slappers, aren't you?
06:32Yes, ma'am!
06:33Guilty!
06:33But two of you really saved the day.
06:36The winners of today's mini-challenge are...
06:41Scarlet Adams.
06:42Oh!
06:43Oh!
06:44And Electra Shaw!
06:46Oh!
06:47Oh!
06:47Contragulations, ladies.
06:48That's fucking bitches.
06:51Scarlet, you've won a $2,500 gift card from Glitter-O-Go-Go.
06:56Oh, my God!
06:58Biodegradable glitter.
07:00And Electra, you've won a $2,500 gift card from Filmer's Workshop.
07:05That's Workshop with a Q.
07:07All right, time to leave the beach and make a big splash in the music industry.
07:13Ooh!
07:14For this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be competing in two groups as you debut the brand-new Drag Race anthem,
07:22Queens Down Under.
07:23Yay!
07:25All right!
07:26Written by Drag Race composer Leland.
07:29Wow!
07:30Now, each of you needs to write your own solo verse.
07:33And as a group, you need to work together to create show-stopping choreography.
07:39Now, Electra and Scarlet, you are team captains, so you can choose the groups.
07:44Scarlet, you choose first.
07:46Et cetera, et cetera.
07:47Oh!
07:48Neighbours.
07:49Good neighbours become good friends.
07:50That's right.
07:51Everybody likes good neighbours.
07:52All right, Electra, who do you choose?
07:54I am a little apprehensive with who I'm picking.
07:56I'm not sure if they're dancers.
07:58Karen from Finance.
07:59Woo!
07:59Karen from Finance!
08:01Go on over there.
08:02Yeah, I'm really surprised to be picked.
08:04Mwah!
08:04Electra and I don't know each other very well.
08:06Scarlet, who do you choose?
08:08Let's go with Miss Coco Jumbo.
08:10Coco Jumbo!
08:14Electra Shark!
08:15Well, a Friday night isn't a Friday night without Ketamine.
08:18Ketamine!
08:19Finally, this bitch has called my name.
08:22Okay, well, we can't have the two New Zealanders together, so I'm going to ask for Anita.
08:26Oh!
08:26Thank you!
08:27Really, that was a cover because I just didn't want to have Maxi.
08:29Of course, by default, Miss Maxi Shield will go to Electra's team.
08:36I should be like,
08:37Oh, that's cool.
08:39I've always made me laugh.
08:42Oh, I don't give a rat's ass, to be honest.
08:45Now, to help create your girl group style, feel free to use products provided by our squirrel friends at Snagtype.
08:53Ooh!
08:54Yeah!
08:54Snagtype!
08:55Snagtype!
08:56Now, later today, you'll be recording your lyrics with the help of former girl group superstar, Michelle Visage.
09:04Yay!
09:06Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win!
09:11Woo!
09:11Okay, let's go girl.
09:12Yeah, team Scarlet.
09:13Alright, team TDs.
09:14This is crazy.
09:15I've never written music in all my life.
09:17I'm going to need help with lyrics.
09:19I've written a recipe.
09:20We can help you.
09:21I'll handle the curry.
09:22Okay.
09:23Great.
09:24I am pulling out all the stops this week.
09:26I need to show these judges that I deserve to be here.
09:28In this four, we have everything that we need to win this challenge.
09:31We've got a dance teacher.
09:32Those four are really strong, but I feel like they're also going to get, like, a little bit carried away.
09:35For number one, I think we need to make sure that whatever we're doing is really, really across the board
09:41simple but effective.
09:44I don't want it to be, like, step, touch, clap.
09:46It's a dance challenge, and as someone who's a dancer, I want to shine.
09:49I really want to win this week.
09:51Like, this is my shit.
09:52This is what I do.
09:53Not, like, the best dancer, but I put, like, my own spin on it to make it work.
09:56This is exactly the group I wanted.
09:57I'm so glad that they picked Anita.
10:01Just that I've had my eye on you.
10:03Awesome.
10:03You've looked down all this time.
10:04I've looked down all this time.
10:06I don't think I'd like to work with Scarlett or et cetera.
10:09They seem to have very strong opinions.
10:11When you have too many chefs in the kitchen, like, you're never going to get the meal done.
10:20I love the song.
10:22It's so good.
10:26Do we want to listen to the...
10:29Everybody's lyrics?
10:30I don't really have much.
10:31That's all right.
10:31I was going for, like, a bridge sort of thing, and I wanted to be like, oh my good gay
10:35girly
10:36god.
10:36Yes!
10:36Something else, and I need some help.
10:39Coco has not prepared anything, really.
10:42Do you want us to, like, give you a hint?
10:44Yes, absolutely.
10:45If a setter and I don't step in and help her out with these, this is going to be a
10:49car
10:49crash.
10:50I'm that bitch that's number one.
10:52I won the mini challenge.
10:53I'm sorry, but that's just the way it's got to be.
10:57You can't just put your foot down if it's not going to work.
10:59I can do whatever I want.
11:01Ugh!
11:02Electra, seriously, you're being a diva girl.
11:05Holy shit.
11:09Psych, motherfucker!
11:13The funny thing was when Keita was like, Electra, start finger deep.
11:15I was like, oh yeah, that's totally believable.
11:18We'll check back on you in an hour and see if that fight's real that time.
11:23Maybe they should be spending more time working on their lyrics and choreography.
11:28Oh!
11:29Oh!
11:29Oh shit!
11:30Oh my gosh.
11:31Roommate elegaine?
11:32What the heck?
11:34Hey, queens.
11:35It's Troy Savado.
11:36Oh!
11:36And Leland.
11:37Hi!
11:37Hi, boys!
11:39We're so excited to be here.
11:40Troy and I have been writing songs together now for years.
11:43We've written songs about everything from our youth to flowers to getting f***ed hard on
11:48these s***ers.
11:49Like a pig bottom, f*** bottom, f*** bottom.
11:53Okay, work!
11:54I mean relate on a spiritual level.
11:56I really relate to that.
11:57Since you have to write and record your own verses, Ru asked us to come and share with
12:02you our songwriting tips.
12:03Personality.
12:04You want these lyrics to scream you and be unique.
12:07If you're going to say something that's already been said before, put your own spin on it.
12:11Give yourself a vocal performance that you're going to want to match on that stage.
12:15Alright queens, now it's time for you to become the pop stars we know you are.
12:19Woo!
12:19Good luck.
12:20And don't f*** it up.
12:22Yes!
12:23Bye.
12:24And those boys told us to have personality and honey, I've got that by the bucket load.
12:29Hi!
12:30Hi!
12:31Hi!
12:31Welcome team three and a half men.
12:33And my instinct is going to say Max is the half.
12:37They boxed in again.
12:39I'm not a singer.
12:40I could probably perform a song at a straight bar in a karaoke.
12:45And that's because everyone's pissed.
12:47Karen from finance meet Jamie from AV.
12:49Hi Jamie from AV.
12:50Are you singing or are you rapping?
12:52I'm like a white person rapping.
12:55Hit it!
12:55Welcome to the game.
12:56I'm Karen from finance.
12:58Clocking in tonight.
12:58I'll be dotting all the eyes.
12:59Cut please.
13:00Cut.
13:00So I like what you're saying.
13:02I think it was a little flat.
13:03You're Karen from finance.
13:05Yeah.
13:05You're goofy.
13:06Picture yourself performing this.
13:08Ketamine.
13:09I'm here to boast.
13:10I'm the host with the most.
13:11Don't get engrossed in this overdose.
13:13Wow.
13:14I'll go back.
13:17Listen.
13:19Really, really good.
13:21I think we should try the whole thing from the top in French.
13:23Je m'appelle Ketamine.
13:26Oui, oui.
13:26I'm a pen.
13:29Hit it out of the pod.
13:30Electric shot.
13:31High kick till I snatch the crown.
13:33All these other motherfucking bitches going down.
13:35I got basic drag but I'll make you laugh.
13:37I got basic drag but I'll make you laugh.
13:40Um, that's true.
13:42Michelle agrees with my lyrics.
13:45What do you got to do?
13:46Can I do one more for good luck?
13:47Hi Maxie Shields.
13:49Are you a singer Maxie?
13:51Uh, I think I'm more of a drawer.
13:55Can you sing like twinkle twinkle little star?
13:58Twinkle twinkle little star.
14:01How I wonder what you are.
14:05Lovely.
14:06Keep going.
14:07Let's hear what you got.
14:08It's time for a big other snatch the crown.
14:10With years of experience these bitches should bow down.
14:13I have two big melons and a rump to boot.
14:15Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
14:17Would you ever consider doing twinkle twinkle little star?
14:21Oh girl, fuck.
14:23I love what you're doing.
14:25It's just no timing.
14:27Zero.
14:28I've never quite experienced this before.
14:30This is gonna be the fucking thing that trips us up.
14:33Are you rhythmally challenged?
14:34A little bit, yes.
14:35Okay.
14:36What I want you to do is...
14:38It's time for a big girl to snatch the crown.
14:41With...
14:41Oh shit, sorry.
14:42Time for a big girl to snatch the crown.
14:44Here's me thinking we're in the dream team.
14:46And...
14:48Time for a big girl to snatch the crown.
14:51Fuck.
14:52Fuck.
14:53Thank you team three and a half men.
14:56Now get out of here.
14:58Well done.
15:01Welcome Outback fake hoes.
15:03We are gonna start with your Captain Scarlett.
15:06West Coast legend personality.
15:08Recording with Michelle Visage is the most fun I've had here.
15:11That was such a fucking cool moment.
15:12Branded bitch.
15:13Scarlet red letter.
15:14Very cute.
15:15I love the branding.
15:16I feel like I'm crushing this.
15:18I think like punctuated a bit.
15:20Like a scarlet red letter.
15:22Like you can keep it short and punchy.
15:24Right.
15:25No bitch.
15:26No.
15:26They call me a wiggle it.
15:27I'll jiggle it.
15:28I'll tickle it.
15:28Open up my thighs.
15:29Look inside it.
15:30You might see my dick.
15:30Don't call me a ma-a-a-an.
15:32My dry arse pussy is serving your grand.
15:34Poetry.
15:35You are so stupid.
15:37Which is the highest compliment.
15:40I'm the glamour bug bitch etc.
15:43Serving hard like Federer.
15:44I'm serving the glamour bug bitch etc.
15:46Oh he's a tennis player.
15:47Yeah it's a sporting reference for our wonderful straight audiences.
15:50Wow.
15:51My mum's a huge tennis fan.
15:53So this is my little shout out to Gina.
15:55You can take your headphone down.
15:56To Gina.
15:56Sorry.
15:58I'm living the fantasy.
16:00I'm living the fantasy.
16:01I'm just here.
16:01You are Mariah.
16:02I get it.
16:02She read me to filth for living my recording studio fantasy but if that's the only thing
16:08I'm being read to filth for then I'm loving it.
16:11Oh my good gay girly god.
16:16Jumbo's here to bring the fun.
16:18This bitch it's nice.
16:19Stop.
16:19Stop for a second.
16:21I love the idea.
16:23Timing's a little bit off.
16:24Pitch is way off.
16:26Yeah I'm sorry.
16:26So don't apologize.
16:28Coco is on struggle street.
16:31Oh my.
16:32Oh my good gay girly god.
16:36Her choice to sing is probably not a good one.
16:40Oh my good gay girly god.
16:43I get it.
16:44Let's do it again.
16:44Let's do it again.
16:45She cannot hit that pitch.
16:48She probably does it about 50, 60 times.
16:53Running out of time so let's get one more in.
16:54Yeah sorry.
16:55You apologize far too much.
16:57You do not need to apologize.
16:58You're not used to being the wrong.
16:59You're used to taking blame for things that aren't yours.
17:01Good job Outback state hoes.
17:03Get out of here.
17:04Get out.
17:05Be gone.
17:08Main stage rubble.
17:09Mary is down under.
17:11All right.
17:12We've just recorded all of our verses.
17:14So we've got to fill this space ladies.
17:15And now it's time to start putting some choreography together.
17:18We turn one.
17:19Cheetah steps out.
17:20Two.
17:21I step out.
17:21Three.
17:21Maxi peaks round.
17:23Four.
17:23Gorgeous.
17:23I think this challenge really highlights my skills.
17:27It's a lot of pressure.
17:28If this goes wrong, it's all on me.
17:31Here to get it right.
17:32Pause.
17:33So for that one we're going to have to be a little bit tighter.
17:34So come into there.
17:35So we're not traveling quite as far.
17:36As we start learning the choreography.
17:39Like I'm having a lot of fun learning it.
17:41Wings.
17:42Down under.
17:43Look.
17:44Rap.
17:45Slap.
17:45It's going to be sick.
17:46So young.
17:47Okay.
17:48Let's get out of here.
17:49We've done all our rehearsals.
17:50We feel great about this.
17:52As a group, we are so much better than I could ever have imagined.
17:55This is something I'm so confident in.
17:57It's great to be teaching.
17:58I haven't taught a dance class for a long time.
18:00Oh really?
18:01Yeah.
18:01I had a dance studio.
18:03And I like lost it.
18:05And it was all very traumatic for me.
18:07It's traumatic for me just to hear about it.
18:08Yeah it was.
18:08That's awful.
18:09Basically I lost my business and my home and lived in a garage.
18:12Fucking hell.
18:13It's really daunting talking about what I've gone through with the other queens.
18:15I don't want to show any weakness.
18:17And then I lost everything.
18:18Hence my basic drag.
18:20But um.
18:20No.
18:21Electra's the only queen that I've never met.
18:23So I'm next to nothing about her.
18:24Except that she has a fierce dancer.
18:26She has a fire within her that I didn't realise existed until we were given this challenge.
18:30But just that little choreography that you've done.
18:32I would be sad that you aren't sharing that with people.
18:36Yeah totally.
18:36You're very good.
18:37And you're teaching someone that, you know, hasn't got much experience doing choreography.
18:40I could just see little young gay boys and girls, you know, learning how to dance in heels from Electra.
18:46Yeah.
18:47That's amazing.
18:48I mean a lot of aroha and a lot of love from these girls.
18:50And to share this part of me I think just made us closer as a group.
18:54I was so confident before.
18:56And I think I preached believe in yourself and all that stuff.
18:58And then I lost it all.
19:00And I couldn't teach that bit.
19:02Why would I always say that one thing out loud?
19:04Is it hard to say?
19:05I was so confident and I would teach these kids that you can do it.
19:09Believe in yourself.
19:10And when you get knocked back like that you know that the world isn't such a nice place anymore.
19:14And that's something you don't want to teach to people.
19:16Well I can feel the passion in even what you're doing today.
19:18And it's so fun to share it.
19:20The thing with drag race is that you don't need money to win this thing.
19:23You need the fire, the heart and the soul.
19:25And she's got all those things.
19:27Shall we get back to that?
19:27Well let's get back into it.
19:28On that note.
19:29I want her to win this week.
19:31She's helped me out so much.
19:32This is her week to win and I want to see that happen.
19:34Alright back to work ladies.
19:35Let's go.
19:36Alright straight line please.
19:37Straightish.
19:40Alright girls it's time for rehearsal.
19:43If it were me I would do much harder choreography.
19:47One, two, three, four.
19:51Oh sorry.
19:52You need to make it so the whole group looks cohesive.
19:54And if that means simplifying the choreography then that's what has to be done.
19:57Toe toe hip hip boo boo tiara.
19:59Should I point and stare at et cetera?
20:01Oh yeah!
20:01I sort of wanted everyone to have their moment to like input into it.
20:06Some of the input was dumb.
20:09Toe toe boop hip boop boop tiara.
20:11No.
20:12That's messy.
20:13What about you go toe toe, Coco you go hip hip.
20:16I go boob boob and she crowns herself.
20:19Bitch!
20:21To be honest I think it's cleaner.
20:23If Coco and I go toe toe hip hip boob boob.
20:26You don't go tiara you crown her and then you walk off.
20:29Being a good leader is about leading from behind.
20:33Even though Scarlet's team captain this week I'm definitely helping everyone.
20:39I literally just have to step to stop while Coco continues.
20:42I don't think she'll get there and hey bitch it's nice to meet you.
20:45It has got to be a two count.
20:48Et cetera and Scarlet's sort of like fighting over who is the lead choreographer.
20:52I think we should do diagonal.
20:53I don't think we have enough time.
20:56I would say Et cetera is much of a dancer.
20:57I think I've only seen her in like three production shows and they're all shit.
21:01I think if we do something fun here like she does something and we cannon cannon cannon.
21:05Yeah that's cute.
21:06On her side of Sydney et cetera is the bus and she surrounds herself with amateurs so she can really
21:12shine.
21:15Yeah and instead of just doing that you'd be like Coco.
21:18If I was the other group I'd be worried because this foursome I think is awesome.
21:37Oh my gosh I'm feeling excited for today.
21:41Let's get ready.
21:43Coco can I take some of your glitters for this one?
21:45Absolutely of course.
21:47Looking through Coco's stuff this morning trying to find a glitter to wear for the runway.
21:50And I find this note.
21:52Have you seen this?
21:54It says watch out.
21:57Watch out?
21:58Huh?
22:00What the fuck does this mean?
22:02Like did Art leave this?
22:04Is this a girl from one of the other teams trying to like mess up our juju?
22:09Guys does anyone recognize this handwriting?
22:13Shady!
22:14I think your other face wrote that.
22:16Like what if Coco planted it there herself to make us feel sorry for her?
22:22But I don't think she's that clever.
22:24Show me the handwriting.
22:25Coco sent Art home.
22:27So it makes sense that Art would write it.
22:29Well it's not Keita because she can't spell.
22:31Kev!
22:32I wrote the note.
22:37No I do.
22:38But I do love shit stories so I should have written the note.
22:40What color pen were you guys using yesterday?
22:42Green.
22:43I'm pretty sure that it was from Art Simone.
22:47Like watch out.
22:48For what?
22:49Another lip sync for your life bitch.
22:50Haha.
22:59From the girl group seduction Michelle Visage.
23:03Now are you excited to see our queens perform tonight?
23:06Rue, I am so excited I'm Ellen peeing my pants.
23:12Well at least you're wearing pants.
23:17Reese Nicholson.
23:18Now, do you have a favourite girl group?
23:20Well, I've always been a fan of the music of the 1960s,
23:23so seduction?
23:27I said I loved the music of the 1960s, Michelle.
23:31This week we challenged our queens to write, record,
23:34and choreograph for their debut of Queens Down Under,
23:38brought to you by Snagtites.
23:40And tonight on the runway, category is...
23:43Bogan Prom Realness.
23:46Racers, start your engines,
23:48and may the best drag queen win!
23:52First up, the Outback Fake Hoes,
23:56and their debut of Queens Down Under,
24:00for sale and streaming everywhere.
24:15Stitch, sew, red, lip, bombshell,
24:17burlesque, bitch, dirty, bitch, human,
24:20wig, big, crowns, waist, bitch.
24:22I got immortality and solidarity,
24:24West Coast legend, personality.
24:26You won't forget it, because I do it better.
24:28Branded, bitch, Scarlet Red Letter.
24:29It's only you wiggle it, I'll jiggle it, I'll tickle it.
24:31Up and down my thighs, look inside it, you might see my dick.
24:33Don't go near my, uh, uh, uh, uh.
24:35My dry arse, we'll see a cervical crack.
24:37I'm known for my comedy, my beats and my melody.
24:39Tough as bells, play my bells, dodge with a felony.
24:40Toe, toe, hip, hip, boop, rip, tiara.
24:43Watch my books, you must smell harder than Tahira.
24:45Let's introduce ourselves, a sexy show and tell.
24:48You'll get to know us well, oh, oh, oh, oh.
24:52Queens Down Under, our tack is tight.
24:55Queens Down Under, boys, watch out, cause we fight.
24:59Queens Down Under, your baby tight.
25:03Queens Down Under, we do it and do it right.
25:06I'm the glamorous, I bitch, et cetera.
25:08Serving hard like Federer.
25:10And I'm throwing it back to this real hot track.
25:12And no one does it better, uh.
25:14Snack face, pony waist.
25:16Bet you thought you'd never see this bitch on Drag Race.
25:18See the lightning and hear the thunder.
25:19Non-binary, binary from Down Under.
25:22Oh my good gay girl, we got.
25:26Jumbo is here to have the fun.
25:29Bitch, it's nice to me.
25:30She got a whole lot of flavor, let mama feed ya.
25:32Now press me, bitch, you're all go loco.
25:34Touch this skin, honey, I have my go.
25:36Let's introduce ourselves, a sexy show and tell.
25:40You'll get to know us well.
25:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:44Queens Down Under, our tack is tight.
25:47Cause Queens Down Under, boys, watch out, cause we fight.
25:51Queens Down Under, your baby tight.
25:54You'll bet.
25:55Queens Down Under, we do it and do it right.
25:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:58Let's introduce ourselves, a sexy show and tell.
26:02You'll get to know us well.
26:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:06Queens Down Under, our tack is tight.
26:09Queens Down Under, boys, watch out, cause we fight.
26:14Queens Down Under, your baby tight.
26:17Queens Down Under, we do it and do it right.
26:27And now, it's three and a half men performing Queens Down Under, still for sale and streaming
26:36everywhere.
26:42Queens Down Under.
26:46Queens Down Under.
26:47Queens Down Under.
26:49Welcome to the game.
26:50I'm Karen from Finance, talking in tonight.
26:53I'll be dotting all the I's and crossing the T's.
26:55I was born to get it right.
26:56I would say, hey, if you want to climb that ladder, take it wrong by wrong.
27:00Take it from me.
27:01I've been climbing for years.
27:02I'm here to get the job done.
27:04Quirky, kooky, kitsch, quick and keen.
27:06Hashtag team ketamine.
27:08Social clown with a side of bed.
27:09Pull my face on a stamp.
27:10She's the queen of camp.
27:11Live life, love to live.
27:13If you can't love yourself, what you got to give?
27:15I'm here to boast.
27:16I'm the host of the most.
27:17So get engrossed in this overdose.
27:19Let's introduce ourselves.
27:21A sexy show and tell.
27:23You'll get to know us well.
27:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
27:26Queens Down Under.
27:28Our tack is tight.
27:30Queens Down Under.
27:32Boys, watch out, cause we fight.
27:34Queens Down Under.
27:36Your baby tight.
27:37Queens Down Under.
27:39We do it and do it right.
27:41I'm the electric, don't forget.
27:43Gonna win this race.
27:44Better place your bets.
27:45I'm a high kick till I snatch the crown.
27:47All these other motherfucking bitches going down.
27:48I'm a dual pirouette while I slip my verse.
27:50Only need five minutes to rehearse.
27:52Got basic drag.
27:53Gonna make you laugh.
27:54Representing on RuPaul's behalf.
27:56Time for a big girl to snatch the crown.
27:59With years of experience, bitches bow down.
28:03I had two big melons and a rump to boot.
28:07Clear the way, you bitches.
28:08Maxi's here for her doot.
28:11Let's introduce ourselves.
28:13A sexy show and tell.
28:15You'll get to know us well.
28:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:19Queens Down Under.
28:20Our tack is tight.
28:21Oh, Queens Down Under.
28:24Boys, watch out, cause we fight.
28:25Queens Down Under.
28:28Your baby tight.
28:29Go back.
28:29Queens Down Under.
28:31We do it and do it right.
28:33Oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:33Let's introduce ourselves.
28:35A sexy show and tell.
28:37You'll get to know us well.
28:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:40Queens Down Under.
28:42Our tack is tight.
28:44Queens Down Under.
28:46Boys, watch out, cause we fight.
28:48Hey.
28:48Queens Down Under.
28:50Your baby tight.
28:52Queens Down Under.
28:53We do it and do it right.
28:57Yay.
29:03Category is Bogan Prom Realness.
29:07A first, et cetera, et cetera.
29:12She's a sight for pink eyes.
29:16I'm channeling Paris Hilton if she lived in the western suburbs of Sydney.
29:20My nails are so long I can't wipe my fucking ass.
29:24Maybe she's born with it.
29:25Maybe it's herpes.
29:26Ha, ha, ha, ha.
29:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
29:30Up next, Coco Jumbo.
29:33Ooh, somebody's been having fun in the bush.
29:36Uh-huh.
29:36Yeah, coming down the runway, I'm feeling really confident with this look.
29:39Cute, colorful, but like with a little bit of a slutty twist, if you know what I mean.
29:44Take the girl out of the bushes, but she had syphilis.
29:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
29:50Up next, Anita Wiggler.
29:53Oh.
29:54I would give my eye teeth for that outfit.
29:56You know, I've always wanted a purse that could double as a bacon grease catcher.
30:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.
30:01I'm channeling the most beautiful bogan in the world.
30:04I'm looking absolutely glamorous, but also very questionable.
30:08I don't care what people say.
30:10I like Madonna's new look.
30:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
30:13Up next, Scarlett Adams.
30:16Ha, ha, ha, ha.
30:16There's always time for a cocktail.
30:19Ha, ha, ha, ha.
30:19I'm a sheila on the way to prom.
30:21I've got my goon bag dress on.
30:23This necklace is expensive as fuck.
30:26These are menthols, and I'm going to smoke them all later behind the shed after giving Mr. Wilson a gobby.
30:32All right, work the goon sack.
30:34If you can't beat them, smoke them.
30:36Ha, ha, ha, ha.
30:39Electra shop.
30:41The golden showers, child.
30:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
30:44So I've changed up my look on the runway this week, but I think I've really elevated my look.
30:48I've added a lot more accessories.
30:49I'm trying to serve you character.
30:51I'm trying to tell a story.
30:52I think I've got it this week.
30:54Oh, she got skills.
30:56Oh, they're multiplying.
30:59You're a winner.
31:01You're a winner.
31:02Kida Mean.
31:05For the runway, I am serving neon, rock and roll, punk, bogan, fantasy.
31:11I want the judges to see that I am unique in my approach.
31:14I'm not going to do the obvious, and I'm definitely going to always give 100% Kida.
31:18There's plenty of fish in the sea, and there's been a lot of men in those types.
31:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
31:25Maxi Shield.
31:27She could hold a lot of fanny in that pack.
31:31I am serving the chaperone of realness, the bogan prong, on the runway.
31:37So she brings out absolutely all her party wear, and she brings the edibles as well.
31:43That's a queen who follows her guns.
31:45Oh, my God.
31:49Up next, Karen from Finance.
31:52Hey, princess.
31:53Yeah.
31:54You know, she really ruffles my feathers.
31:56So tonight for Bogan from Realness, I'm giving you middle-of-the-class, 80s, bogan glamour.
32:02I don't have any friends, but I'm certainly not a loser.
32:06I'm chewing my gum.
32:07I am having my own time, my own party, and that's all that matters to me.
32:10She can turn back time.
32:13Here are queens.
32:15This week you performed as groups, but you'll be judged as individuals.
32:19When I call your name, please step forward.
32:21Et cetera, et cetera.
32:23Karen from Finance.
32:25You are both safe.
32:27You may leave the prom.
32:33Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
32:37It's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Coco Jumbo.
32:43Let's start with your performance.
32:45You look absolutely beautiful, but you messed up a little bit.
32:49Try not to let things show when that happens.
32:51The lyrics were a little disappointing because they were a little too simple.
32:55You know, it's just as cute.
32:56The truth is that the outfit, it could have been elevated.
32:59Why did you choose to sing?
33:00I like to sing in the shower, and I didn't think I was going to be that bad.
33:04Thank you, Coco.
33:05Up next, Anita Wiglitz.
33:07In your performance, you did have quite a few mess-ups.
33:11The difference is you were just like, ah, I'm just going to keep going.
33:13You were able to get back into where you needed to be.
33:16The line, my dry-ass pussy is serving you grand, that should be in a museum.
33:21You should be really happy with what you did today.
33:23There's a manicness to you that absolutely fucking terrifies me, and I love it.
33:29Up next, Scarlett Adams.
33:31So you came in to do your verse, and you two knew exactly what you wanted.
33:36The performance, it was so well done.
33:39You made it about the group.
33:40You looked like a pop star.
33:43Amazing.
33:44The fact that you've found a rhyme for personality, I'm super impressed with.
33:47I'm also just always happy to have personality around, because it's one of the few words I can pronounce.
33:53That laughter is both nice and awful.
33:55It was just a full group effort the entire time.
33:58This outfit is ridiculous.
34:00I feel educated and offended at the same time.
34:03Yeah, that's perfect.
34:04Up next, Elektra Shock.
34:07You were a joy to work with, and I think your verse came out wonderfully well.
34:11In the performance, you were making it about you.
34:15Okay.
34:15Yeah, there was a Beyoncé and everyone else toughness situation.
34:19Yeah, you were dancing your took us off.
34:22You really were.
34:23Just made it feel like you were showcasing yourself.
34:26Tonight on the runway, that basic drag is only going to go so far on RuPaul's Drag Race.
34:30Always think of how you're going to elevate it.
34:34Up next, Ketamine.
34:36So easy to work with you.
34:37In your performance, it was really fun to watch you.
34:40You stood out.
34:41Tonight, you're trying to kill me.
34:42This color is like my kryptonite.
34:46I don't really get kind of bogan prom from it.
34:49There's a kind of manic energy about you that's really infectious.
34:51Yeah, I agree.
34:52There's something happens when you get into drag.
34:55There's a glint in your eye that feels kind of weird cross-dresser-y in a way that...
35:03It feels like you're having so much fun.
35:06And I love it.
35:07Thank you, guys.
35:08Up next, Maxie Shield.
35:09Let's talk about recording, Maxie.
35:12My goodness, we struggled, didn't we?
35:15But you looked unbelievable in that challenge.
35:19And when you went down on the floor, you stayed down on the floor.
35:22I felt like we could have done more.
35:24Like, you weren't there the whole time.
35:25I just felt like there was a missed opportunity, Maxie.
35:29That makes me sad.
35:30I think you may restrict yourself.
35:32But again, I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
35:34You just have that star quality.
35:36And don't always think you have to play the funny one.
35:40You're the funny one and the beautiful one.
35:42And the talented one.
35:45Well, thank you, ladies.
35:46I think we've heard enough.
35:47While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
35:52Oh!
35:53Hi, girls!
35:54Hi!
35:55How's it going?
35:57What happened?
35:58I'm in the bottom.
35:59What?
35:59I think I might be in the bottom as well.
36:01Because my thing was pitchy.
36:04Off-key?
36:05What's the word?
36:06Shit.
36:07I feel like the entire world has just stopped.
36:10I thought I was going to win.
36:12I was pissed off.
36:13How could you possibly be in the bottom?
36:14I was too Beyonce.
36:16Like, I danced too much around you girls.
36:18Really?
36:19Yeah.
36:19It did look like you were putting the spotlight on you to an outside eye.
36:23Why don't people like Etcetera focus on not being so safe?
36:26If I'm the Beyonce, she's the Michelle.
36:28No, she's not the Michelle.
36:29She's the one who left Asasny's child first and I can't even remember her name.
36:33We made sure with our group bits to make it, like, to the point where you were 100% at
36:38the same kind of movement level what we were at.
36:42Scarlett, are you feeling confident?
36:43Do you think you've got this one in the goon bag?
36:45Oh!
36:47I think I might win this week.
36:48You were phenomenal.
36:49Scarlett's just annoying.
36:50She's got this attitude where she thinks she's, like, hot shit.
36:56The best critique I got was Michelle Visage said, you're a fucking star.
37:00And, like, that, I was like, that's fucking amazing.
37:01Because I got that from RuPaul, didn't I?
37:03Yeah!
37:04Yeah!
37:05Yeah!
37:05That's nice, sir!
37:08All right, now, just between us kangaroos, what do you reckon?
37:12Michelle Coco Jumbo.
37:13She's so beautiful.
37:15The problem is she can't sing.
37:17So what you heard was the best of the best.
37:21Now, the outfit tonight was cute, but it wasn't that level of elevation.
37:25There's this thing simmering there, and I would hate to see her go.
37:29This kid is a star.
37:30I don't think she's learned how to express it in this competition.
37:34Anita Wiglet.
37:35I don't know whether she's not taking enough or taking too much medication, but it's working.
37:39She's one who actually did mess up in the choreography, but it didn't stop her.
37:43She knows what she is selling.
37:46That sort of maniacal smile comes across in what she wore on the runway and what she did in the
37:52challenge.
37:52And in my nightmares, by the way.
37:54That through line is very impressive.
37:57Scarlett Adams.
37:58She looked not only like a pop star, but she looked like a bitch who was in charge.
38:02She choreographed it, but she did it for the group tonight on the runway.
38:05She not only was a goombag, guys, she had a goombag as a purse, and she had drink in it.
38:10We have the queen of glamour right here.
38:12But that is what we love about drag.
38:15Taking the piss, doing this.
38:17All right, let's move on down to Electra Shock.
38:20She did what she thought was right, but her over-choreographing herself made it look like
38:25it was about her instead of being part of a group.
38:28It came off as like, look at me, look at me, look at me, you know.
38:31It's almost desperate.
38:33Yeah.
38:33With the look tonight, it felt like a collage.
38:36Her drag aesthetic is still primary.
38:39You know, she said it in her rap.
38:41My drag is not good, basically, but I'll make you laugh.
38:45That's cute, but not here.
38:47All right, up next, Ketamine.
38:50Ketamine was so much fun when we came to recording.
38:53She's got such a great energy.
38:54She went out there.
38:55She knew what she was going to do.
38:56I really had so much fun watching her.
38:58Tonight on the runway, however, it just felt a little out of place for me.
39:02I saw the high-vis and thought maybe there was a truck coming in or something.
39:06But in the challenge, so much joy.
39:09She's infectious.
39:10Get me a cream.
39:14Maxie Shield.
39:15Maxie was the other one that really struggled with the recording.
39:19If she's that challenged with rhythm, Electra could have dumbed down the choreography instead
39:23of throwing her on the ground and keeping her there.
39:26But see, in a way, that should be Maxie's cue to say, listen, this is how you should
39:30use me.
39:31She's just so deeply watchable.
39:33I'd watch her read the phone book.
39:35Silence.
39:36I've made my decision.
39:38Bring back my girls.
39:43Welcome back, ladies.
39:45I've made some decisions.
39:49Anita Wiglitz, you're manic.
39:52I mean, you're safe.
39:56You may join the other girls.
40:01Scarlett Adams.
40:03To paraphrase Britney, oops, you did it again.
40:09Congratulations.
40:10You're the winner of this week's challenge.
40:14Yeah!
40:14It feels like I'm doing what I came here to do, and that is be a top.
40:19And you've won a custom prosthetic piece from Body Effect, valued at $4,500.
40:28You may join the other girls.
40:30Thank you so much.
40:34Ketamine.
40:36Watching you makes the judges feel naughty.
40:40And we like it.
40:43You're safe.
40:44You may join the other girls.
40:50Coco Jumbo.
40:52Your beauty is sickening.
40:54But your verse needed a nurse.
40:59I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
41:03Electroshock.
41:05You are one talented performer.
41:09But your looks may be dragging you down.
41:15Maxi Shield.
41:16Your drag is breast in show.
41:19But your performance was rough.
41:25Take a bite out of crime.
41:28Maxi Shield.
41:32You are safe.
41:37You may join the other girls.
41:47Two queens stand before me.
41:54Ladies, this is your last chance.
41:58Depress me and save yourself from elimination.
42:08The time has come.
42:10Wait to lip sync for your life.
42:17Good luck.
42:19And don't fuck it up.
42:22This is going to be a fucking lip sync for your motherfucking life.
42:24This is going to be a good fucking show, guys.
42:26There's nothing more that I'd like to do.
42:30And take the floor and dance with you.
42:33Keep dancing.
42:36Let's keep dancing.
42:44Shake it, shake it.
42:51Shake it, shake it.
42:54Shake it, shake it.
42:54Shake it, shake it.
42:56Shake it, shake it.
42:57Yeah, yeah.
42:58Show them how we do it now.
43:00Shake it, shake it.
43:03Shake it, shake it.
43:03Shake it, shake it.
43:03Yeah, yeah.
43:05Show them how we do it now.
43:07Show them how we do it now.
43:08There's nothing more than I'd like to do.
43:12And take the floor and dance with you.
43:15Keep dancing.
43:18Let's keep dancing.
43:26Shake it, shake it
43:33Shake it, shake it
43:35Proof and loose, or heart to heart
43:38We put in motion every single part
43:42Focus out, wall to wall
43:45We're pumping booties, having us a ball, y'all
43:49Shake it, doping, shake it, doping, yeah, yeah
43:53Show them how we're doing now
43:55Shake it, doping, shake it, doping, yeah, yeah
44:00Show them how we're doing now
44:05Shake it, show them how we're doing now
44:12Shake it, shake it
44:23Ladies, I've made my decision.
44:30Electroshock, Shantae, you stay.
44:35You may join the other girls.
44:49Coco Jumbo, my dear, keep lighting up the world with that smile.
44:58Now, Shantae, go away.
45:01Thank you so much for having me.
45:03You had the best time.
45:04I love you so much.
45:07We love you, Coco.
45:08We love you, Coco.
45:09We love you, Tana G.
45:12Girl, the party has just begun.
45:13I'll be seeing you at the bar.
45:20It sucks being the third to leave.
45:24I still beat up Simone.
45:28These girls are fucking amazing.
45:31I've really loved getting to know Keita and Anita and Alexis.
45:37Alexis.
45:38Did I say Alexis?
45:40Fuck's sake, that little bitch.
45:43She kicked me out.
45:44So, kudos to you, bitch.
45:46Maybe now I'll remember your fucking name.
45:50Condragulations, ladies.
45:52And remember, if you can't love yourself,
45:54how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
45:57Can I get an amen up in here?
45:58Amen.
45:59All right, now let the music play.