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00:03We're toes, we're toes.
00:05Nothing's here at RuPaul's Drag Race like watching someone go home.
00:09But now we are firmly rooted.
00:12In reality, sisters forever, the lude.
00:16The loud.
00:17The loud.
00:18What the fuck?
00:20What does that say?
00:22I don't think we can say that word.
00:24That's a naughty word.
00:25Our niece.
00:26Is it?
00:27It is these.
00:28The loud niece dies.
00:34It was hard sending foe home.
00:36It's not something that anybody wants to do.
00:39Can we be quiet around here without her?
00:41Fuck, it's quiet already.
00:42The sound of her voice absolutely got on my tits.
00:45But there's a beautiful person in there and I got to see it.
00:49Well, you know what we need?
00:50We need another design challenge with a box of rubbish so she can pop back out.
00:55I don't want to be in the bottom again.
00:57Oh.
00:58Nobody wants to be there.
00:59You did it.
01:00I did.
01:00You did it.
01:01I'm so excited for you.
01:03We've both been doing drag for a long time.
01:05We've both been successful.
01:07We walked to the bathroom.
01:08No.
01:08I think that was it.
01:10And we know that at any time we could go home.
01:14We're not here going, oh, when I win the $50,000.
01:18Honestly, my heart was about to fall through my asshole.
01:20I'm going to get that 50k.
01:22It's the most hideous thing and I never want to see a plastic tube again in my life.
01:24And I'm going to make it to the end.
01:28You haven't seen Spanky's full potential.
01:31I don't know, but I'm fucking winning.
01:32I'm winning.
01:33And the girls should be worried.
01:34Because I'm going to come up from behind.
01:35I'm going to cut your wigs while you're sleeping.
01:40And then I'm going to take the crown.
01:48So I was in the bottom three last week.
01:50Feeling relieved to be here.
01:51I know whatever challenge happens to us this week,
01:53I'm going to make sure I push my ass and step my pussy up.
01:56How are we feeling, bitches?
01:58I'm ready to show you what I'm actually made of.
02:00I was so close.
02:02So fucking close.
02:03Yuri was also very close.
02:05Like that outfit was supreme.
02:06Stunning.
02:08Just a shame you couldn't walk in it.
02:09I'm ready to fucking win something.
02:13I'm feeling pretty good.
02:15Like I was happy with being safe last week.
02:18Yes, you sewed an outfit.
02:19And I don't think I explained myself very well.
02:21Oh, okay.
02:22We're going to talk about this, are we?
02:24If I'm completely honest, I thought it was ill-fitting.
02:27Me, personally.
02:28Yeah?
02:28You thought mine was ill-fitting as well.
02:30And I felt you didn't like that.
02:32I was upset by your comment.
02:33Yes.
02:34And I felt like you were.
02:35Yeah.
02:36And when you get upset, I feel like you felt attacked.
02:39I think the delivery was just a bit hard.
02:41Like just a bit, um, it came across as like you were reading her for her outfit.
02:46I just got offended because I'd worked hard and that's a natural response for people to-
02:50Yes, I agree.
02:50Can I just say, my apology.
02:52For me, it didn't even seem like that big of a deal.
02:55Yeah, it's all good.
02:57I guess it's fine and I'm glad that we talked about it.
02:59Hey!
03:01Woo!
03:02Woo!
03:02She got all red in her hair.
03:05Hey, Ladykins.
03:07Hey!
03:07Hey!
03:07Down Under's next drag superstar should have an arresting personality, be able to complete
03:13a full sentence, and always be on the lookout for her breakout role.
03:18Because if you're good to Mama Ru, Mama Ru is good to you.
03:23A hundred percent.
03:26Good day, good day, good day.
03:28Yay!
03:30Hello.
03:31Good morning.
03:32My queens, condragulations for surviving your first week of Ru Paul's Drag Race Down Under.
03:38Yay!
03:42And a special shout out to last week's main challenge winner, Molly Poppin.
03:48Yay!
03:50Yes, Molly.
03:51Ooh, she popping off, y'all.
03:55Today, I want to give Molly a chance to rate her competition.
04:00Oh!
04:03I hate confrontation, but here we are on Drag Race, and it's going to happen.
04:08Oh, pit crew!
04:09Oh, hello.
04:11Oh!
04:18Ladies, welcome to the all-tea, no-shade pageant.
04:22Oh!
04:24Now, there are four sashes and nine queens.
04:26Now, Molly gets to decide which four queens deserve their own unique title.
04:34Tits and hips forward, and smile!
04:38I'm going to just play this to my advantage.
04:41All right, Molly, first category is the GC.
04:47GC.
04:47Good cant.
04:48Which queen do you think is your biggest competition?
04:52Greatest competition.
04:53I thought it literally was good can.
04:56You're a guy.
04:58Yay!
05:00Hello.
05:02Stunning.
05:04Bitch.
05:04Give us a pageant wave.
05:06Oh, pretty good.
05:09Next category is...
05:11Daggy drag.
05:12Which queen has the most questionable fashion?
05:15Love you all, but I'm sorry.
05:18Spank you.
05:19Love you, Spank.
05:20Oh, I mean...
05:21Yeah.
05:24It's still an award.
05:26Oh, my God.
05:27Thank you so much.
05:28Next category is...
05:30You beauty.
05:31Which of these queens, out of drag, do you think is a bit of all right?
05:37Frank Hall.
05:39I'm not surprised, because obviously, I'm a big brown chocolate bar.
05:43You know, clearly.
05:44Ow.
05:46Oh!
05:49Oh, my heart.
05:51Final category is...
05:53Taking the piss.
05:55Which queen do you think is the next to go home?
05:58Who?
05:59Oh, this is a hard one.
06:04Y'all are gonna hate me.
06:05I see Little Miss Aubrey, and I'm like,
06:08she's already got too much shit going on right now with Miss Cooper.
06:12And then I look at Miss Cooper, and...
06:15Sorry, but I'm gonna have to give it...
06:18I don't want her coming for me next.
06:21Too bad.
06:22Oh!
06:22Oh!
06:24If I was to honestly choose, it would have been probably Minnie.
06:30I'm sorry, you were just a bit safe last week.
06:33You know what? Come over here, darling.
06:36Oh!
06:37Bye, Biff.
06:38Missy girl.
06:40Well, ladies, if you have any issues with the pageant results,
06:44you can take them up with Molly.
06:48Oh!
06:48Now, for this week's Maxi Challenge,
06:50we're putting your acting skills to the test.
06:54In the gritty prison drama,
06:57Cage Queen.
07:01Hashtag Drag Race Down Under.
07:04Now, you'll be working in two teams.
07:06Those who received a sash will be team number one.
07:10Oh!
07:11Cheers!
07:12And those who didn't,
07:14will be team number two.
07:16Ooh!
07:17And Molly,
07:18you'll be joining the team with the sashes.
07:21Of course I am!
07:23Oh!
07:25Okay.
07:26Molly, you in danger, girl.
07:31Okay, fun!
07:32I kinda threw a couple of these bitches under the bus.
07:36Let's see how we go.
07:38Racers, start your engines,
07:40and may the best drag queen win!
07:44Hey, can you believe it?
07:46First, acting challenge.
07:47Acting challenge!
07:48I'm ready to party!
07:50Alright.
07:51Team Sesh.
07:52Cage Queen.
07:53Are we ready?
07:53Come on, Cage Queen.
07:54I am frothing.
07:56This is somewhere that I kind of sit a little bit more comfortable in.
07:59So, first things first,
08:01do we need to talk about any of the pageantry?
08:03I have some questions.
08:05Do you think that I'm gonna go home today?
08:07Absolutely not.
08:07I wanted to give it to Minnie.
08:09Girl, if you gave it to Minnie Cooper,
08:11I would've had to protect you.
08:12Exactly.
08:13She's Minnie fucking Cooper,
08:14and she seriously stapled, like, an outfit together.
08:17No, no, no.
08:17This is drag race.
08:18That's not gonna cut it.
08:20And she's already tired.
08:21And now, because of it,
08:23Minnie and Ob's are on the same team.
08:25So, sorry about that.
08:27I do respect Minnie, because she's older.
08:29You know?
08:29We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for a queen like that.
08:31So, like, let's remember that,
08:32before we, like, you know, throw her under the bus.
08:35I do see the younger queens, you know,
08:38isolating Minnie a little bit,
08:39and I think part of that is because she is a threat.
08:41She has a lot of experience.
08:43So, yeah, we'll see.
08:46It's dynamics.
08:47You guys are good to work?
08:49Well, we'll soon find out.
08:51No, we're professionals.
08:53We know what we're doing.
08:54Ooh, the drama, but honestly,
08:56this is my forte.
08:58I've studied acting, did my three years.
09:01Saved the drama for the screen.
09:03Yeah.
09:03We've got all the actresses in our group.
09:05Minnie has done theatre, Aubrey does theatre,
09:08Pamara is Pamara,
09:09and I have done Galadriel
09:11and the Lord of the Rings production in school.
09:13I am dyslexic, so she don't mind reading aloud,
09:15so when I read something first up,
09:17it takes me a while to get.
09:18Absolutely, Coop.
09:19I am an actor, but I am dyslexic.
09:21You need to say it out loud
09:22so you hear it orally.
09:25And I've learned to deal with it,
09:26and I deal with it very well.
09:28Voice over.
09:28They're beautiful, brutal, bodacious.
09:31Maybe you're not the best one to read.
09:32Shut the fuck up.
09:35So we've got Chantelle,
09:36a prissy, freckled, vain, kleptomaniac pop star,
09:38who is far too delicate to be in prison.
09:41Oh, my God, it's like it's made for me.
09:43Chikikita, a tough-as-nails prison guard.
09:45Deirdre, a savvy businesswoman.
09:47And last but not least,
09:49Desiree, a cutting queen with a love of poos.
09:52I'm happy to play anything.
09:53As a mark.
09:54There's no I in team.
09:56Fuck yeah.
09:56But there is me.
09:57Spell it teamy.
09:59Well, I'm dyslexic, so that's quite possible.
10:03I tell you what,
10:04but a pack of ciggies are the whites in your teeth,
10:07and I throw it in a bleaching.
10:09Oh, I bet you will.
10:12So acting does make me a bit nervous
10:14because it's, you have to be loud,
10:17you have to, you know, be stupid,
10:19and I do struggle with it.
10:22How do you keep your lips so...
10:26Hold on, maybe she's not my biggest competition right now.
10:28Maybe I gave the sash to the wrong person.
10:34I can see that these girls don't have any idea
10:36of, like, reading the script and any of the, like, the jokes,
10:39and they are completely missing the mark.
10:41Just on that line there,
10:43because, like, I feel like we need to pause after your thing
10:46to think about it a little bit,
10:48and...
10:49And I feel like that'll give us a little bit more comedy.
10:52It's like...
10:53That is going to be a problem.
10:55Yeah.
10:56Yeah.
10:56I feel like we need to lift up with you.
10:58Yeah.
10:58I'm just gonna do me, boo.
11:00Do you, boo.
11:01You do you.
11:06Hello.
11:07Hi, Aubrey.
11:08Hi, Pamara.
11:10Hi.
11:10Oh, I love how you see my name.
11:11Seeing them both there, I'm, like,
11:13suddenly a bit nervous.
11:15Okay, so, get in places.
11:19It's intimidating to be standing on the screen screen looking at Rhys and Michelle.
11:30And...
11:31Action!
11:33Oh, what the hell?
11:35How did a beautiful pop star like me...
11:39Chantal Minogue.
11:41Oh.
11:42I feel my nerves, like, building up.
11:45Chantal Minogue end up in a place like this.
11:49Now, remember, Chantal, you are this pop star and you are in prison.
11:52You're a Minogue.
11:53One of the upper echelon Minogues.
11:55Make bigger choices.
11:58And I think just hit everything a little bit harder.
12:01G'day, g'day, g'day.
12:03What's your job here, chicky?
12:05Next time you call me chicky will be the last time.
12:09Okay, let's cut there.
12:11You're gonna say, next time you call me chicky will be your last.
12:15Action!
12:16The next time you call me chicky will be your last.
12:20Oh, okay, cool.
12:21Well, um, uh, uh, okay, cool.
12:24Now squat.
12:33I think we've got in the bag.
12:34I think we're good.
12:36Hello.
12:36Hello.
12:37How's it going?
12:38What if I watch?
12:40Wow.
12:42Who's playing who?
12:43So I'm Deirdre.
12:44Okay.
12:45And I'm Desiree.
12:46We'll show you what we've come up with and then you can say if you hate it or not.
12:49Yeah, well, I'm very good at that.
12:51And action!
12:53Oh, Desiree, thank God you're here.
12:55No, that's Deirdre.
12:57Oh, yeah, this too.
12:58This happened all day.
13:00Action!
13:01Oh, fuck.
13:06Action!
13:07Oh, Desiree, thank God you're here.
13:10Honestly, I've been rushed off my feet.
13:13Oh, I think you need some of my new production.
13:16Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
13:21Oh, my God.
13:22Nice touch, Desi.
13:25So, we're so entertaining.
13:27It's like 150%.
13:28Yes.
13:30We love where you're going with this.
13:33Ah!
13:34Ding!
13:35Michelle and Reese are laughing, so I think Hannah and I are doing really great.
13:38Now, we're going to do it with the rocks.
13:43Just keep crawling.
13:45Keep going.
13:46Breaking free.
13:47Okay, cue!
13:48White!
13:50We're really happy with this.
13:52And grab hands and bow.
13:53Up.
13:54Bow.
13:54Get really close.
13:55Come on.
13:59Thank you, Yuri.
14:00Welcome.
14:01Here we go.
14:01And action.
14:03Oh.
14:04Oh, whoops.
14:05I dropped something.
14:08Oh, Anoushka.
14:09Thanks for squeezing me in.
14:12Yes.
14:13It's my pleasure.
14:16The sexuality should be tense.
14:20We can see how you're dressed, that you are easy.
14:22Yeah.
14:22Play it a little straighter.
14:24Okay.
14:24So to speak.
14:25So, Spanky, are we Russian or are we not?
14:27I keep telling myself, fuck ya.
14:31Can you do Russian accent?
14:32Can you do Russian accent?
14:34It's a little more.
14:35I'm trying.
14:36And action.
14:37The only thing I know is that if she crushes me, or you, I'll slit her throat while she sleeps.
14:45So sorry for everyone who has to watch this.
14:50Uh.
14:53Q.
14:56Big Bev.
14:57I am so sorry I'm late.
15:00I don't like waiting on bitches.
15:02Bitch.
15:04Cut.
15:05You're really dumb.
15:06You're ditzy.
15:07Okay.
15:08Gotcha.
15:09Do you know what I mean?
15:10Gotcha.
15:10Alright.
15:11Action.
15:12Where is it?
15:16Oh.
15:17Oh.
15:18I almost forgot.
15:20Um.
15:21Here it is.
15:22Queen, I want you to play even ditzier.
15:24Okay.
15:25Action.
15:25What are we doing with this pavlova again?
15:27When Veggie's served her last meal, she'll find this.
15:30Five.
15:31I don't get it.
15:32But you're the boss.
15:34Applesauce.
15:40I am in both scripts.
15:43There's a file in it.
15:44I got it.
15:45I think I'll be fine.
15:46Action.
15:47Here's your final meal before we flip the switch.
15:51How about something salty?
15:53Keep those nuts away from my face.
15:56Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
15:57So those glasses are horrible.
15:59You want to run those lines one more time?
16:00Oh, that was a funny line.
16:02Oh.
16:03No words.
16:04No words.
16:06Just...
16:07Hacks of gear there!
16:08Hacks of gear!
16:10Hold on, cut.
16:11We aren't really that familiar with each other.
16:15We haven't really had any play together.
16:18Hello!
16:19You don't say!
16:21You don't say!
16:23I forgot if this electric chair thingy even works.
16:28Not even worse.
16:29That's so good!
16:30Oh.
16:31I think it's rocky.
16:32And the over height looks like...
16:34You know, and I'm a little bit worried.
16:35Use the switch.
16:37Ah!
16:38Ah!
16:39Ah!
16:44Ah!
16:49Yay!
16:51Yay!
16:51Woo!
16:52Come on!
16:53Oh, Jesus!
16:55Ah!
16:56Bring it in the trash!
16:57Ah!
16:58Hello, Kendall!
16:59Hello!
17:00Hi, Team One.
17:01Hi!
17:02Hi, Team Two.
17:04You'll find that it's Greek.
17:05Group W-O-N.
17:07Oh!
17:07Group One.
17:08Oh!
17:09Oh!
17:10I think we did really well.
17:11I'm very confident with our team.
17:13Anyone worried?
17:15I had a bit of fumbles at the start and then once I got into it, I was on fire.
17:19Minnie and Aubrey have now settled everything.
17:22So it's cool.
17:23It's calm.
17:24And we're collected.
17:25Oh!
17:26Oh!
17:26Well, I ate Minnie's ass, so I think we're fine now.
17:30I just want to say something to you guys, because I have dyslexia.
17:33I don't share that very often.
17:35And normally I know, oh yeah, it's real funny, Pamara.
17:38No!
17:39You say you don't share it often.
17:40I was like, I've heard you say it like six times.
17:42Yeah, but you were in my group.
17:43No, no.
17:46Give me strength.
17:49Pamara, that's it.
17:50For someone with a disability, that's super offensive.
17:52I can see that this was just a really terribly timed joke.
17:56It wasn't about the disability.
17:57But it is a disability.
17:58No, no, no.
17:59My joke was that I've heard her mention it so many times.
18:03That was it.
18:04That was the harmless joke.
18:06You were laughing about...
18:07You never laugh at that.
18:08You were laughing about...
18:09I hear you.
18:10I hear you.
18:10You don't tell anyone, but you've told us a couple of times.
18:13Yeah, but I'm telling these guys.
18:16I'm sorry I told those guys and I didn't tell you.
18:18No, no, no, don't be sorry.
18:19I've known her for eight years and I've never seen her be so loud in my life.
18:23I apologize and say it was inappropriate.
18:24Oh, I'm very sorry, Minnie.
18:25It was inappropriate.
18:27I appreciate that.
18:28So we have a runway to do.
18:29Who is feeling excited to stomp down?
18:31Yes!
18:32One second!
18:34In that case, fuck off and let's go get ready.
18:45Are you feeling confident about how you did, Betty?
18:48Um...
18:48Look, I'm always my worst critic.
18:52I'm totally the same.
18:54Yeah.
18:54I will critique myself under the bus.
18:56Yeah.
18:56And sometimes it's like...
18:57It's part of my magic, but it's also something that can really derail me.
19:00Yeah.
19:00I would like to do better than I did last week.
19:02I really would.
19:03I don't know.
19:04I really don't know.
19:08I work with kids, but I teach them about living their dreams and being themselves and...
19:14Nope.
19:15I just...
19:16Yeah, I don't want to let them down.
19:17So, Yuri, tell me about your family.
19:19Are your family supportive?
19:22Um...
19:22I grew up in a super religious family.
19:25When I was like 15, they asked me, you know, if I was gay and stuff.
19:31And they pretty much said, if you are, we can give you help.
19:34Oh, wow.
19:34And I was like, oh, no, I'm not.
19:36I'm not gay.
19:37And everything.
19:37And I was really close to my family.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Um...
19:40But pulled back.
19:42I stopped going to Christmas.
19:43I stopped, like, everything.
19:44I think.
19:45Wow.
19:46Yeah.
19:47And then when they found out I did drag, it was...
19:49And just so you know, we'll never support you.
19:51And what you do, just don't tell your father.
19:53That is really sad.
19:55Like, it's shit.
19:56Yeah.
19:57It really is.
19:57And there's so many young kids out there that just don't...
20:03Unfortunately, their parents just can't understand what we do.
20:06They just don't.
20:08So, you know, don't ever think that that makes you not worthy or less than or that you're
20:13not loved.
20:14But, like, I'm trying.
20:15I'm trying.
20:16I don't know.
20:16I don't know.
20:17I don't know what to do.
20:17You don't have to try.
20:19You don't.
20:20You are enough.
20:23It's like, oh, girl, fuck me.
20:27Honestly, you are welcome in my family any time.
20:30There is always a bed.
20:32There is always a seat at the table.
20:33So, you are not alone.
20:35I've only ever met Spanky, like, once or twice before this.
20:38And she's, like, this amazing person.
20:40And being surrounded by people that care and listen is really, really nice.
20:46And it makes me so happy.
20:48Love you.
20:49You're so welcome.
20:50I mean it from the bottom of my heart.
20:52Now, if you could stop crying because you need to pay your fucking bills.
20:54That's good.
20:55I take RuPaul's.
20:56Okay.
20:58I take RuPaul's.
20:59Ah!
21:01No, me first.
21:04To the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.
21:07Time to check in with my parole officer, Michelle Visage.
21:12Put your arms up against the wall and spread them.
21:15Is this some kind of a bust?
21:17Not anymore.
21:20The lovable and laughable Reese Nicholson.
21:23Now, Reese, have you ever been arrested?
21:25Tilda Swinton had me arrested for identity fraud.
21:29Some credit card stuff and perjury.
21:32Attempted manslaughter.
21:33And our extra special guest judge, Lucy Lawless.
21:37Hello, my darling.
21:39Hello, Ru.
21:40Thank you for gracing our country.
21:41We are loving your country.
21:44We're so thrilled to have you here.
21:46This week, we challenged our queens to show off their acting chops
21:50in the prison drama, Coach Queens.
21:54Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
22:00Our category is Fly Girls.
22:03Insects on the runway.
22:05First up, Molly Poppins.
22:10You've heard of a praying mantis.
22:12Honey, get ready for the slaying mantis.
22:16Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here.
22:19From head to toe, I'm serving my signature slime.
22:23I love my look.
22:25There's so many rhinestones on it.
22:27I'm just ready to feel there's a bug fantasy.
22:30She's an endangered drag queen.
22:33Queen Kong!
22:37The essence of what I'm serving.
22:39Mother Earth.
22:40Grounded.
22:41Earth Mother.
22:42Power.
22:43Michelle, are those her moth balls?
22:49Moths are drawn to flamers, you know.
22:54Aubrey Hayes.
22:56Aubrey Hayes.
23:00I look fucking good in this beautiful nuclear-inspired outfit.
23:06I'd like to tell a story, show you more on the runway than just a beautiful garment.
23:12I didn't know this was a strip shop.
23:14No.
23:21That was on.
23:23Billy Cooper!
23:25Oh, Mariah will be so proud.
23:28What I love about butterflies is they start with these caterpillars and they turn into this beautiful glamorous creature.
23:37I'm serving fashion.
23:38I've got the blue, the green.
23:40I love my beehive.
23:41I'm loving my silhouette.
23:43I'm loving me.
23:45She's got a pretty face, butterfly.
23:49We're having the kills.
23:52Otherwise known as citronella.
23:55I'm just having the best time on the runway right now.
23:59I cannot stop showing up every little corner and crevice of my beautiful outfit.
24:03Excuse me, ma'am.
24:04Your fly is open.
24:08What you gonna do with all that thorax?
24:13Tomorrow's fifth.
24:14Sixth and seventh.
24:16On the runway, I'm giving you blue moon cicada.
24:20Cicada?
24:20I don't even know her.
24:23I'm jeweled up.
24:24I'm feeling my wing flagel fantasy.
24:32I love my deconstructed wings.
24:34Cicada's wings are generally see-through.
24:36She's the husk of her former self.
24:39Thank you, Jackson.
24:41Take that, JLo.
24:42This is the original fly girl.
24:48I'm loving my fly-inspired outfit.
24:51I feel like it's glittery and I feel like I've got a bit of drama as well with my wings.
24:55For a job well done.
24:57Hannah Kanda.
25:00She's been in Mosshole since the 30s.
25:04Tonight on the runway, I am serving the diva queen.
25:09Donomi is Tularvame.
25:12I feel gorgeous.
25:14It is elegant, it is regal.
25:16Why don't you come up and incinimate me sometime?
25:20Here you go.
25:22So tonight on the runway, I am a prime mantis.
25:27Hmm, very fun.
25:29Did I kill my husband Anita?
25:31Maybe.
25:32Am I on acid and having a bad trip?
25:34Probably.
25:35I'm here and I'm ready to fucking split some queens fryer.
25:40I don't know what happened to my ex-husband.
25:43Now take a bow.
25:45I mean bow.
25:47Here are queens.
25:49Yeah.
25:50Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
25:51Oi, oi, oi.
25:53Now it's time for the world premiere of the most anticipated trailer of the year.
25:59Let's take a look.
26:02They're brutal and bodacious bombshells.
26:05Let's take a look into the sordid lives of caged queens.
26:09What the hell?
26:11Oh, how did a beautiful pop star like me...
26:15Chantelle Minogue end up in a place like this?
26:19I mean, I did steal $10,000 worth of contour sticks, but...
26:24I mean, I was their brand ambassador.
26:27Whether they knew it or not.
26:29G'day, g'day, g'day, little lady.
26:31Oh, finally. I need to speak to your manager.
26:34Manager? I don't even know her.
26:36My name's Chiquita.
26:38Cool. What's your job here, Chicky?
26:41The next time you call me Chicky, we'll be your last.
26:45And I've just been given head of inmate liaisons.
26:49Now squat.
26:51Spread them, sweet cheeks.
26:53Excuse me?
26:55Spread this marmite all over this bread.
26:58You're on kitchen duty.
27:00Oh, this place sucks. I want to go home.
27:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:07Meanwhile, across the prison in the H-Wing...
27:10Oh, Deidre.
27:12I've been absolutely rushed off my feet.
27:15Bang.
27:16Oh, Desiree, you look like an absolute dog's breakfast.
27:19You need some of my new product.
27:27It's called Deidre's Toilet's Canada.
27:34Sort of good, but it needs something a little extra.
27:44It's gonna sound like hotcakes!
27:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:48Now, come up with this plan.
27:50Have you heard of the New Year inmate Chantelmanove?
27:54She's trying to help us escape out of this bloody hellhole.
27:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
28:01And next, in the prison pilot press,
28:04Chazza and the Schieffield Report.
28:07Koala Girl!
28:28and the winner of the prison talent contest is shatter and the ship
28:39what did you just say ah we've just won the prison talent contest we've got to go back
28:48or a winner baby
28:54hold up what's with that big hole what did you just call me what can we do for you today
29:02i'm going to
29:03tonight's big execution and i need to look amazeballs tell you what for a pack of stiggies
29:10i widen your teeth and i throw in a free anal bleaching oh i bet you will tell me how'd
29:21you
29:21get your lips so plump i use live bad bugs speaking of bad bugs i heard that big bad has
29:30a new prison
29:31bitch the only thing i know is that if she crushes me or you i'll let her throw while she
29:37sleeps
29:38oh you're sweet talker
29:46i'm so sorry i'm late i don't like waiting around for bitches
29:51itch oh here they come act natural
30:03hi keep walking
30:06they're executing her tonight what did she do she wrote the scripts for all the acting challenges for
30:13rupaul's drag race
30:16there's something you should know i did the lighting for season one
30:21i've been serving hard time in this hellhole ever since
30:24what are we doing with this pavlova again when veggie served her last meal she'll find this file
30:32so she can escape i don't get it but you're the boss applesauce it's the night of veggie's execution
30:41the only thing that stands between her and death is a paw from the warden here's your final meal before
30:48we flip the switch thanks but i'm not hungry how about something salty get those nuts away from my face
31:00oh you've wrote that line
31:05you might hate my scripts but please don't hate the writer can you find it in your hearts to forgive
31:12me
31:17here you guys it's been so long uh since i've worked one of these electric chair thingies
31:43this is the worst execution party i've ever been to and the overhead lighting sucks
32:11i can't wait till that comes out
32:14this week you work as teams but tonight you'll be judged as individuals based on your cage queen's
32:22performances and your fly girl presentations i've made some decisions when i call your name please
32:29step forward molly poppins beverly kills
32:36pamara fifth
32:40ladies you are safe
32:45you may leave the stage
32:50ladies you represent the tops and bottoms of the week and now it's time for the judges critiques
32:56first up queen kong
32:59so tonight you look beautiful i love that you chose the death moth and that's gorgeous
33:05let's talk about baby boo
33:06i wanted you i wanted you to be ditzy
33:08not valley girl it wasn't really getting to where we needed it to be
33:13i've seen your work in the real world and you're a killer
33:18the destroyer of stages and worlds and i know that and you know that show this lady
33:25did you have fun doing it absolutely not i hated it i had a horrible time
33:31lucy lawless you were my idol growing up oh i broke so many of the sofas in my house because
33:36i would tumble over the back being zina the warrior princess so i'm so embarrassed that you had to watch
33:41me
33:41at that so mentally the past couple of years has been a struggle to find balance between
33:49being happy and being extremely depressed so when i'm trying to feel a legitimate feeling to
33:55work off of as an actor i'm just not getting there whatever you're going through we get it
34:00you're a seasoned performer you really have to trust your directors i can do better i know it
34:06thank you up next i'll behave it's always scary to be the first one out i'm scary reese is just
34:14reese
34:14once you started to give into it then it got better i wished you had done that from the beginning
34:21probably not the strongest performance i wasn't quite sure what you were trying to do
34:29as you're standing here stunning in motion okay a couple little hiccups from time to time tonight on
34:35runway the problem was you were like literally driving the struggle bus tonight nothing was
34:40working you had 18 larvae then they fell out of your purse which was a really cute idea and then
34:45one
34:45wing worked yeah you had a lot of business to do she's a business woman yeah she had a lot
34:51to do
34:52and maybe too much for today but she gave it a go mini cooper mini where the other queens were
35:01nervous
35:01yes you did not give a i was thoroughly impressed and i'm glad to see a seasoned queen
35:06deliver and show these youngins what it's all about it was like fully formed from the get-go
35:14tonight on the runway it's so pretty this silhouette is so gorgeous it always works
35:19it's always flattering and you look absolutely gorgeous thank you mini up next yuri guy quite the
35:27spectacular look gary fashion's your game then i'm here for it this is one of my favorite things
35:32i've ever seen on drag wreck let's talk about your performance you were struggling with that i was
35:38trying to get you to a femme fatale which believe it or not is less versus more and jokes were
35:45being
35:45run over because there are clues in the words it's like a puzzle and then you get to understand you
35:51know what's being said here puzzles are a bit too hard for me some puzzles are too hard you're right
35:56but you look like a beautiful puzzle on stage banky jackson you're the jackson they don't speak of
36:07tonight i want to say bravo to finally wearing some tights
36:12just for you honestly let's stay on that trajectory thank you speak me in the challenge i could have
36:19watched you answer a phone for hours and hours and hours kind of held caged queens two together
36:27actually with um your bulgarian charm i agree i thought your characterization was so much fun
36:34the outfit looks good strong night for you thank you very much hannah conda g'day hannah this look
36:41tonight wow wow wow and i'll describe this as grand it is so beautiful from antenna to toe
36:49you're acting i give you a 10. really well done and you look very glamorous thank you
37:00thank you ladies i think we've heard enough while you untuck in the work room
37:04the judges and i will deliberate you may leave the stage
37:13oh bevraginos i'm gonna have a bevragino
37:18well i'm definitely in the bottom absolutely one thousand percent bottom you're in the bottom
37:23what what yeah wait what 100 in the bottom why why why they all found my performance really like
37:29meh okay how are you feeling over here babe i think it's going to be the two of us
37:34listening against each other i love you sis just go for it you know what i mean sorry
37:41honestly this look is everything this is when you order it online and this is whenever
37:46you're right i mean what did they say about yours i'll ask hannah
37:52many keep enough to say that no i feel like my opinions are offending people my delivery isn't
37:58great i was so hurt by what pomara did in the morning laughing at my disability i thought i'm
38:03just going to be direct and truthful because she hurt me here we go i've mentored pomara in a talent
38:10class before and i never said this when i mentored you i didn't enjoy it really i found you
38:16entitled and rude entitled all right like gloves are off here we go let's do it come at me prior
38:24to
38:24coming here that's why i heard i don't mind that pomara does drag i just hate that she gets paid
38:28for
38:28it i just made a joke and whoever told you that is very unkind they are responsible not me i
38:34mean
38:35that's really i know i said it yeah i said it agreed i apologize what do you need and you
38:39don't
38:39even need to ask me for the apology i give it to you thank you am i still pissed yeah
38:43i'm still
38:44fucking pissed because the last eight years you've had this opinion of me can we let this
38:47go now yeah i'm sorry he come and give me a cuddle i'm going to handle it you know professional
38:54because that's what i'm about since i got here like i have needed to get that off my chest and
38:59i appreciate you saying it i have very strong opinions and that can be quite daunting for
39:03young people come on one more hug there you go i think i dealt with that very well
39:07all right just between us kangaroos what do you reckon queen kong there's no denying how amazing
39:18queen is she is beautiful to look at i think she is really just getting in her own way like
39:24the muff
39:25she was dressed up as tonight she is stuck in a coco i've seen tapes of her on stage she
39:31knows how to
39:32command an audience she just has to transfer that to the camera aubrey haye listen aubrey once she did
39:41trust us gave us some gems but it took a long while i think both uh on on the stage
39:46today and in the
39:47challenge yesterday she over complicated everything it was kind of confusing herself she's just same as
39:53a few few other of these girls she's stuck in a little trap you know i've fallen into that trap
39:57i must
39:57say and lock up happens to the best of us at the end of the day these kids are so
40:02concerned about the
40:03way they look yes that the energy goes into that exactly and not into the performing into whatever
40:08else is needed that's what the new generation needs to focus on that's why the old broads acted
40:13the pants off everybody else that's right which brings us to minnie cooper what a treat minnie was
40:19minnie came onto the set looking insane and that and that was perfect for her character and tonight she
40:26looked absolutely beautiful she's a spitfire and she's a legend for a reason she understands who
40:33she is and she delivered let's move on to yuri guy she was not able to take direction i was
40:39trying to
40:39say this is a femme fatale this is not in your face she didn't need to do that but she
40:44wanted to do that
40:46tapping at that performance that just kept somehow getting stranger and stranger and not necessarily in
40:50right direction she was alone on the stage in her head she wasn't working off other people tonight
40:57however this look was phenomenal everything about it was magical that hair was captivating and it just
41:03you knew exactly what she was so let's talk about spanky you know spanky came in with this deranged
41:10character we knew exactly what she was doing now she didn't know what accent she was doing and neither did
41:15we um there's actually something funnier about the character and tonight on the runway what an
41:20improvement from last week the look tonight was such an improvement she's a lot of fun last week her
41:26look was rough as guts but this week was an improvement but where she shines is in her performance in
41:33her
41:34wink wink nudge nudge it really made that character come to life all right hannah conda her character deirdre
41:41was so fun to watch you see her physical comedy at that moment when she said you've got to try
41:46some
41:47of my products she splits her legs the rhythm of it was hilarious tonight on the runway my goodness
41:53she looked like a black and white film and i thought it was so beautiful silence i've made my decision
41:59bring back my gills welcome back ladies
42:05i've made some decisions spanky jackson the warden called he said congratulations you're the winner of
42:15this week's challenge
42:16i was like like mind-blowing like
42:25you've won a luxury four night stay at a self hotel property of your choice
42:31in australia or new zealand from self hotel auckland viaduct harbor in case i watch
42:41hannah conda minnie cooper you are both safe
42:49thank you appreciate it let's go well done
43:00you're a guy
43:03you're safe
43:08thank you so much you may join the other girls
43:19i'm sorry my dears but you are both up for elimination
43:26i'm not going anywhere two queens stand before me
43:32i am here and i'm ready so i'm excited to pull it out of my house
43:37this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination
43:46the time has come for you to lip sync for your life
43:54good luck and don't
43:57fuck it up
44:06i love myself
44:08i want you to love me
44:10and i feel down
44:12i want you above me
44:14i search myself
44:15i want you to remind me
44:20i want you to remind me
44:22i don't want anybody else
44:27when i think about you i touch myself
44:31oh i don't want anybody else
44:35oh no oh no oh no
44:38there is tricks there's legs there's arms there's this there's that
44:41you're the one you're the one who makes me go money
44:44i don't know what is going to happen because it is so tight
44:49when you're around i'm always laughing
44:53i wanna make you mine
44:57i search myself i want you to find me
45:01i forget myself i want you to remind me
45:08i don't want anybody else
45:12when i think about you i touch myself
45:15oh i don't want anybody else
45:20oh no oh no oh no
45:24i want you
45:25i don't want anybody else
45:27i want to think about you
45:29i touch myself
45:32i touch myself
45:33oh no oh no oh no oh
45:36i don't want anybody else
45:43when i think about you
45:46i touch myself
45:49my youngest thinkers
45:51i touch myself
46:01Ladies, I've made my decision
46:07Queen Kong, Shantae, you stay
46:09You may join the other girls
46:14Thank you so much
46:21Aubrey Haig
46:24You are a young and talented queen
46:26And I cannot wait to see what you do next
46:30Now, sashay away
46:35We love you all day
46:41Oh, Aubrey, actually, you know what?
46:44Misbehave, because life's too short
46:47We love you all day
46:58Oh, I mean, like, I'm devastated
47:02Oh, I think I tried to do too much
47:03Maybe I just need to chill out a bit
47:06This is definitely not the last you're going to see
47:09Of Aubrey Haig
47:10She's only just started, literally
47:14I've enjoyed this experience so much
47:16Now what do I do?
47:19Go home?
47:20I'm going to go out into the world now
47:22And just have it be my oyster
47:25Take every single pearl that I can find
47:28Bye
47:35Conjaculations, queens
47:36And remember, if you can't love yourself
47:38How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
47:40Can I get an amen up in here?
47:42Amen!
47:42Now let the music play