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00:04Good job baby. Oh you did that. Thank you. I honestly thought I was going home. Live fast,
00:11eat ass. Trish. Trish. Boo. Yuri. Spanky for the win. Oh. But I had to send one of my
00:21hung divas home so it's a lot to process right now. That was such a hard elimination and
00:32to see a sashay away was really hard. Like fuck. Some people in our community don't look at Yuri as
00:40that she belongs. Totally. And she really fucking did herself proud. She made me proud and I know
00:46that she just made our country proud. Totally. And she got further than Anita Wiglet. He's the most
00:54kindest, goofy, trash person and people will really start to see the other side of Yuri.
01:02He definitely has something to offer the world. Can we do one come for Yuri? Yeah. On the
01:09count of three. One, two, three. Come. Let's get out of track. Top five. Well done. So much. At this
01:17point in the competition I feel like I am kind of fading into the background and it's not a place
01:21where I want to be. Welcome to the double winner circle. Thank you. I don't want to be a sloppy
01:27bottom anymore. Sorry. I'm now on the triple winner circle. Well look out because next week
01:31I'm joining that one too. Whatever the challenge is going to be I need to smash it.
01:37Oh. Oh. Oh. We are that close to the end right now that the fire in me it's burning brighter
01:43than ever. And now I want this. I want this. Ew. It's sweaty. It's sweat girl.
01:53For somebody's partners in crime. Losers. There is only five of us. Like literally half the bitches
02:02gone. Are gone. Actually Mini Cooper I think still lives in the roof.
02:10I don't want to bring us down. Last week was really difficult. I am a strong person but the
02:15reality is there is lots and lots of bullshit that happens to me like I can flip a switch
02:20really really quickly. I want to own it today and say how sorry I am to everyone. I do love
02:25Beverly and I knew her before I came into this competition. I don't want to apologize to her
02:28because I know she's going to take it like she was right and I was wrong. And this is not
02:31the case but what I will apologize for is how I changed the weather in the room. You
02:36know it was not comfortable and we've all been in a dressing room in a drag space when
02:39some bitches silently dropped a fart and just infected the whole fucking room and everyone
02:43has to sit there and do your makeup when your eyes are watering. So I do not want to be
02:46that
02:46bitch. I think the biggest thing that I'm upset with not with my shit was that Yuri left
02:52and I was so in my head and in my own bullshit that I couldn't even take myself out of
02:57my
02:57space to go and say like that I loved her and that I was proud of her. I'm really
03:01sorry girls like I am trying my best. We love you and we appreciate it. I am so fucking sorry
03:10that I brought that to you. I'm struggling to try and hold space for Beverly because I feel like
03:15she's filtering herself and for me it's really jarring. You're amazing. Can I give you a hug?
03:20Thank you. My reaction to her it wasn't fair. All I wanted to do was just say I love you.
03:26It's a guilty tale. Come in, well. Come in, maul.
03:31Woah! She already does it!
03:35G'day, g'day, g'day.
03:38Good morning. Come on.
03:39Good morning. You know Down Under's NextRadar superstar needs to be able to sell anything and there's
03:47no place like home, right?
03:49right right for this week's maxi challenge you'll be creating and starring
03:54in a tourism campaign yeah that shows off the charisma uniqueness nerve and
04:01talent of your hometown a travel video based on our hometown which is quite
04:09exciting Palmerston really could use some good marketing hashtag drag race
04:15down under racers start your engines and may the best drag queen oh my god for
04:28this week's package challenge we have to promote in an infomercial our hometown I
04:32feel for me what resonates the most is Perth I spent the most time there
04:37this is gonna be a tough one for me I need to nail down what I'm gonna do I am
04:41a
04:41bit nervous because you want to sell your hometown celebrate it be funny I feel
04:46like it's marketing this whole time I've just trust my gut go with it have a
04:52good time if I'm having a good time then they're totally yeah that's right yeah
04:58what is your hometown I'm gonna say Newcastle you and Rhys Nicholson are both
05:01from Newcastle Jojo's the ho is from Newcastle she's my Newcastle sister yeah
05:05so they just breed the biggest poofters you can possibly imagine absolutely
05:09hell this challenge isn't necessarily my forte oh I'm not much of a comedian
05:17actor but there's one thing I can do which is I can sell a damn product I am
05:22from the Gold Coast which is sort of like the LA of Australia it's like so not
05:27self-aware yeah just like you the Gold Coast is fun glamorous but trashy
05:33everything that Beverly Hills tries to be let's go I got shit to write all right
05:39I'm gonna do um palmy oh it's great for families and things like that maybe not
05:45so great for the gays at high school I was just constantly bullied like I was
05:49just the fag of fielding egg I'd found my stride in Melbourne I lived in Melbourne
05:55for 12 years discovering myself and learning about drag more and like I've
05:59been home for eight years I go to small towns like Picton and Tokoroa and Turangi
06:04and you know that's they don't get drag queens there it's like I get to share
06:08who I am with these people change their minds open the world to them
06:13Palmerston always is the butt of the joke in New Zealand it's always like it's a
06:16place that nobody would ever go and you can make it it wherever you want you
06:19just got to believe in yourself push through and never give up
06:22I was at a press and I thought it was a palm tree
06:23you look like a palm tree Spanky Jackson it feels like I'm where I belong
06:35like how are you feeling I feel better babes yeah Queen has been able to release
06:41this from herself I think it's allowing us to just be there for her
06:45depression's been my demon oh it's great yeah I've had like really great
06:49weeks things are going really good everything is fine and I just wake up
06:53and I cannot function yeah we've both got weather gifts if you feel like a
06:57storm ever happens in your life we'll put our rain jackets on we're there we're
07:01not gonna run away it means the world it just feels like we're back at home in the
07:05club anybody is ever struggling at any time my phone is always okay it's not
07:10always on it's on vibrate I hate the sound of it yeah I mean like any time yeah
07:15right back at this thanks
07:26what a dream we are so lucky so I hear you've all each been tasked with promoting our beautiful
07:37homeland yeah you also need to sell yourself and I have a few simple tips
07:43oh swag honey enunciate repeat after me anti-disestablishmentarianism
07:50anti-disestablishmentarianism we'll work on that one
07:58let's try another one she done already done had herses
08:01she's not the already done had herses
08:05Blair don't stare eye contact is the most important thing when selling a product look straight into that camera the
08:12way you look at your boyfriend dancing with your best friend
08:14oh yeah got you
08:17Samantha Harris is fucking one of her kind she really is trailblazing for first nations beauty
08:22just seeing her face is enough to give me a bit of like a oh that's right
08:26good luck and may the best swag queen win
08:29yay
08:31thank you Samantha
08:35hey queen
08:36hey
08:38I'm here to stamp your passports
08:41yay
08:41ready
08:42all right Spanky are you ready
08:45Brady's I'll leave it be
08:46this is a branding challenge
08:48what do you think I'm gonna say to you about your pitch
08:52keep it a little bit slutty a little bit dirty
08:55that's maybe not the direction I've decided to go in
08:58well you're absolutely right
09:00you have cornered the market on dirty street horror
09:05you know what I mean
09:07you don't go against the stream you go with what they already know
09:12I have marketed drag to the world
09:14you have something that no one else did right
09:17no
09:18I'm fucking genius at marketing
09:22if Ru is gonna give you advice and put it black and white on the fucking table
09:27pick it up put it in your pocket
09:28the best thing to come out of Parmiston North is you
09:32so let's spotlight you
09:34you're still here in this competition and there's a reason for that
09:37he wants to know Parmiston North through Spanky's eyes not through a tourism video
09:43you know what I mean
09:44food for thought and I appreciate that
09:45all right
09:45well thank you
09:47you could have to
09:48thanks babes
09:49I hope we've got some spare trees around here
09:51I have everything I need
09:54mm-hmm
09:59all right Beverly come on over
10:02what are you thinking here
10:03well I am from the Gold Coast
10:05thanks the Gold Coast is in Muriel's Wedding
10:09Muriel's Wedding
10:09Muriel's Wedding?
10:10she sounds like a lovely person but I have not seen Muriel at her wedding
10:15are we talking about the same film?
10:17Muriel's Wedding
10:18yeah
10:18I've not seen it
10:19huh
10:21okay
10:21all right
10:22all right
10:22I have to rethink my life now
10:24yes
10:26the Gold Coast is fun and it's glamorous
10:29but it's filled with all these people pretending to be someone that they're not
10:33these influencers that are just doing anything to prove that they're sane and like everyone else
10:37but the truth is is that we've all got our own shit
10:39yeah
10:39the sort of influencer type of um yeah we've been doing that for a while
10:45I'm trying to find out who you are in drag
10:48it is a bit hard to hear that Ru is struggling to figure out who I am
10:53I'm very aware of it
10:55I'm trying to get to who that little boy is in there who said I want to drag
11:00I'm very well aware that I've got walls up and I wish to just like let it all hang out
11:03uh huh
11:04I just want to have fun
11:05I want you to do well
11:06I want to do well too damn I want $50,000
11:08yeah
11:09if you can unlock that in this challenge you are well on your way
11:15Ru's walkthrough was literally throwing the spanner in the fucking works
11:19I want to pay homage to my hometown in South Auckland
11:22you really want to have fun
11:23yes
11:24I want to get into your twisted mind
11:26we're bringing ourselves into it
11:28that's what Ru wants
11:29I'm going down this angle of it's not perfect but it's hot
11:32this is an opportunity to peek inside your head
11:34you don't have to be so literal
11:35yeah
11:36with her
11:37and time is not on our side right now to have a whole new idea and concept
11:41plus getting to drag
11:43your interpretation of Newcastle for this
11:45yeah
11:45it's a little sad
11:47but we are dressed for time
11:51feeling a bit nervous about it
11:52but we're just going to make it work
11:58Ru Paul
12:00sort of called me out that I am naturally a bit guarded
12:05Ru basically tells me to dive a little bit deeper into why I am the way I am
12:09I just don't know what to do
12:10so I asked the girls
12:12like I kind of just want like
12:14you need to stop
12:16that's what you need to do
12:19Hanaconda had turned around before I finished the sentence
12:21I have found there's been moments that I find you're very false
12:25I think you get too concerned what people are going to think of you
12:29I don't know if it's about you being in your head
12:30or if you're just conscious about how people are going to see you
12:33but I feel like it's just doing yourself a disservice by not being authentic to what you are
12:38it's a lot
12:40we want you to be the best version of you that you can be
12:42it didn't feel like they wanted me to be me
12:44it didn't feel like they give a fuck about me
12:47because there was no intention or suggestions on for me to be better
12:50you just got to let yourself be girl
12:56I just needed a moment
12:58I'm so sick of caring because it's so exhausting
13:00you just have to let it go
13:02I know it's so easy to say
13:04it's just fit
13:04I know but that's exactly the problem
13:07Thank You makes me feel seen and heard and cared for
13:10in a way that Hannah and Queen Kong don't
13:13who cares because that's what it's about
13:15do you know what I mean?
13:15you're worried about what other people think
13:17not only is she a fantastic drag queen
13:20who gives a fuck about them?
13:21you're here
13:22a formidable competitor in this competition
13:24once you do
13:25it'll free you
13:26but she's also
13:27the real top tier human being
13:29that's Thank You Jackson
13:31okay thank you thank you
13:32off you go
13:33got you
13:33yeah
13:34she makes me feel that like
13:36I'm allowed to fuck up
13:37and be better
13:38and be myself
13:39okay
13:39you can do this
13:50come on
13:50okay so I've completely fucking thrown my idea out the window
13:53I've had like 30 minutes to put together a new plan
13:56hi
13:56hi Queen Kong
13:58but I'm gonna try and dazzle them and make it work
14:00and I'll introduce you to the legend that is Suzanne Paul
14:03hi Suzanne
14:04oh my goodness
14:05I remember watching Suzanne Paul grow up
14:07she was in every single ad
14:08so that woman can sell anything
14:10I'm going with Queen Kong Island which is located in South Auckland
14:13okay
14:14here we go
14:15alright
14:16action
14:18do you have a deep voice?
14:20hairy chest
14:21shoulders that make a linebacker jealous
14:24well Queen Kong Island might be for you
14:29stunning beautiful features
14:31I think you just need to be a bit more confident
14:33and action
14:34and action
14:35Queen Kong is a highly stressful retreat
14:37where we teach you how to deny your feelings
14:40and nod at people
14:41to really convince them that you give a shit
14:45yep
14:46you're gonna nod?
14:47oh yes
14:47and nod at people
14:49like you really do
14:50give a shit
14:53okay
14:54that looks like a fun party
14:56is that better?
14:57yeah go on
14:57I don't know what I'm doing
14:58um
14:59okay
15:00you go get that
15:00you go get that
15:01and just come and fuck me because I'm really fucking myself right now
15:04what's something that's highly stressful?
15:06what do I find highly stressful?
15:08well could there be maybe the skeleton?
15:10because the skeleton could be so stressed out it's dead
15:12oh yeah cute
15:13amazing I love that
15:14thank you Michelle
15:14I'd love to do that
15:15can we grab that
15:16yeah that looks stressful
15:19it's stressing me out
15:20are you stressed out?
15:21I don't think I'll be going there for my holidays
15:23can I have you rocking like you're having a nervous breakdown?
15:26yep
15:28oh god
15:29so this is Spanky Jackson
15:31it's Spanky's tour of me getting through Palmerston North home from the club
15:35yeah
15:36hard sell Palmerston North
15:38oh the lights have come on
15:39let's go on Spanky's train
15:41yes
15:42and then we're gonna walk this way
15:43okay break
15:46that was a great rehearsal Spanky
15:48okay
15:49I have a good story
15:50I know where the story's going
15:51I love you Palmerston North
15:57I'm good at improv
15:58I can just make stuff up
15:59oh my god
16:01I've fallen and I can't get up
16:05and as long as we get good guidance from Michelle
16:07which she's never stared me wrong so far
16:10we're gonna make a great ad
16:12maybe you punch me in the tip by accident or something
16:14just walks up and punches you in the tip
16:17maybe you're trying to get their food and they're like no
16:19no
16:19okay
16:20action
16:23can I please have one of your chippies
16:25please
16:26please
16:28give me a chip
16:29please give me a chippy dammit
16:31give me a chippy
16:33it's very funny
16:34thank you
16:35it's always good in an advert if you've got a bit of a rhyme
16:39so you could say
16:40I'm balmy for palmy
16:41you know something like that
16:43okay
16:43I did have another catchphrase
16:44which was
16:44what is it?
16:45Palmerston North
16:46fuck yeah
16:48no I like mine better
16:49okay great
16:50this is Hannah Condor
16:52hi Suzanne
16:52I have to motivate myself to feel excited
16:55because I'm petrified
16:58ready action
17:02oh you've caught me shaving my toes
17:04and I'm in a magical kingdom
17:06far far far
17:07far away
17:08known as Middle Perth
17:11how many sins do you have?
17:13I have five
17:13five okay
17:14she was very organized
17:16I'm going to be fighting a giant black swan
17:18okay
17:19oh
17:19thank you
17:19ah ha ha
17:20ah
17:22fetch
17:25cut
17:27do you want more?
17:28should I do more sounds?
17:29you got them in there
17:30yeah
17:30so they're enough
17:31I have heard tale of two kings
17:32playing with each other's bats and balls
17:35and now I've seen it with my own virgin eye
17:38okay my own eyes
17:41keep laughing
17:45okay
17:46next scene
17:48and that's the end of the story
17:51okay
17:53Molly Poppins
17:54so I was going to do like a party bus tour
17:56through Newcastle
17:57action
17:58do you like to party?
18:01well if you do
18:02I've got the party tour
18:04for you
18:05good energy
18:06now ladies
18:08get that pussy poppin
18:09and slut droppin
18:12oh
18:13you know what they call that move?
18:14the Suzanne Paul
18:17and that's the Michelle visage
18:21how many scenes do you have Molly?
18:23i've got
18:23sixteen
18:24sixteen scenes
18:26oh wait there's more
18:27but um
18:28it started off alright and then it all went to hell in a hang car
18:32oh
18:33oh
18:33okay
18:34it was all just let's have a drink here and a drink there
18:37hey what's going on?
18:43what's that about?
18:44i am definitely not going to Newcastle
18:47back to the bar
18:49Beverly kills
18:50girls?
18:51i am Bindi Irwin's younger lesbian little sister Cindy Irwin
18:55i love it
18:56on the hunt for the endangered sugar daddy
18:59oh
19:00did you think about the fact that you're a lesbian looking for a sugar daddy?
19:03i did but sugar sheila just didn't seem to fit as well as i thought it would
19:07okay go with it
19:08the Gold Coast is filled with sugar daddies
19:10and there's plenty of um
19:12discerningly discreet gentlemen who are looking for girls like me
19:15and trust me
19:16i've done my rounds
19:18crikey
19:18there he is now
19:20and he's gonna get my
19:21i mean
19:22our money
19:23let's get him
19:24he's gone to the beach
19:29fantastic
19:30wow
19:31i have a good time
19:32we've tried different things and it goes well
19:37what the shell?
19:39he's been stung
19:41and you're in danger
19:42let's get whizzing
19:46i'm excited to see all this together
19:48i think i've
19:48maybe i've struck gold here
19:50come back to party city
19:52where you belong
19:55let's get back to party party
19:58oh
20:03so now that we're getting to like the business end of the competition
20:06there is absolutely no room for error
20:09at all
20:13so basically since yesterday
20:16i've been doing a lot of thinking
20:18and the truth is that like
20:20i'm still figuring myself out
20:22i realised one thing
20:24I'm very similar to my dad which is success driven and all of those things when I don't feel strong
20:32and confident like it's just fake it I guess because it's easier to fake it than just face it
20:37so grateful for the people around me and my parents and my siblings but the one thing that
20:43I think I look back on was I wish they had let me fuck up because the truth is in
20:47my household
20:47success was number one you know sometimes the truth is that I'm anxious or I'm scared or I'm
20:53nervous I'm worried growing up I've always been showing that even if you're not doing well just
20:57higher confidence is key and confidence will take you far my question to you is like what is your
21:02measure of success and what does that look like because it might be different to your father's
21:05you know what I mean I know exactly what you mean like I was the first person in my whole
21:09family to
21:09like go to university so then when I like went actually I hate this I've got no interest in
21:14this my parents were like devastated yeah they're like so what now and I was like well drag and it
21:18was like yeah it could be a little bit much for parents to kind of get their heads around it
21:24comes
21:25with time like aside from success you just want your kids to be happy you know like my oldest sibling
21:31died and she's like 10 years older than me but she was everything in my life so she was trans
21:38and she
21:39died in the year of a transition that process was done away from the family just out of necessity
21:46it took ages for me to start grieving her because I'm going I didn't even know her I couldn't even
21:50be there because she didn't feel safe in our home environment so like you know she was wearing clothes
21:55that wasn't hers putting on jeans wearing a cap you know coming into the house so that she'd make my
21:59dad happy I've never at any point been able to get over it completely because I just feel so angry
22:05about
22:05it the house that I've created back at home with my drag babies I just hope that I've created a
22:11safe
22:11space for these kids who are going through similar things where their families don't know how to love
22:15them imagine if we were now at this point in our lives should she be 39 I'm 29 I'm doing
22:21drag
22:21would probably be a fucking fierce drag duo act there's a huge part of me that just feels so
22:25robbed I don't get to know my sister so everything that I've done you know in my life since her
22:31passing has been really to honor her and to make her proud it's the biggest thing yeah if your parents
22:39are struggling like I just want them to know that you're doing something that makes you happy and if
22:43anything your parents should just want you to be on this planet
22:49welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race down under Michelle Visage now Michelle if your drag name
22:56is the last thing you ate what's yours hokey pokey
23:05Reece Nicholson same question the last thing I ate oh Michelle Visage don't judge me it's called job security and
23:15your dressing room was locked
23:17this week we challenged our queens to produce and star in a tourism campaign celebrating their hometowns racers start your
23:27engines and may the best drag queen win
23:32category is swimsuit addition first up Queen Kong on the runway tonight I am serving you straight up goddess realness
23:42I am going for a Pacific warrior of queen called
23:45Napa Nua and I'm channeling her coming out of the salt water oh my goddess I'm serving you fucking curb
23:52and swerve my body looks right the hair is fucking laid this is very Queen Kong
23:57eat it I also have gotten a lot of complaints about my hairy hole oh you have
24:04Spanky Jackson will the real Pamela Anderson please stand up I am serving you Pamela Anderson lifeguard realness
24:12Hips out tits out she's got three flotation devices
24:18This is by far the biggest hair I've ever worn if you don't like it all then my hair is
24:23too small still
24:26Molly pop it
24:27Hey boys put some coin in my slot
24:30Sorted topic of coin
24:34Tonight I am repping the GC baby
24:37B I am throwing it back to where I first started drag on the sunny Gold Coast
24:42I am serving you Gold Coast meter maid
24:47It does get cold in surface paradise
24:50Apparently
24:50I feel fucking stunning in this outfit
24:54I feel fucking cute
24:56Hanaconda
24:56Well at least she doesn't have to worry about tan lines
24:59Now this is what I call SPF 100
25:03On the runway tonight I am serving Valley of the Dolls Barbarella realness
25:07And I'm feeling really cute it's a different take on swimwear more conservative full coverage
25:12Michelle she looks like a floater
25:14She does
25:15I've got my cone titties because when I get in the water my nipples get hard and I want to
25:19conceal them
25:22Swimwear of the future ladies and gentlemen
25:25Beverly Hills
25:27I am the goldenest tackiest but yet still glamorous meter maid from the GC vibes
25:34Here's your knuckles
25:36It's a coin afraid
25:38She's a slut
25:39I think you mean a slot
25:42This meter maid has struck gold and Molly I'm sorry girl but you know I've got the better meter maid
25:47outfit
25:49Interesting she's a meter maid and meter is also the measurements of her butt
25:54Hey no slut shaming not on my stage
26:01Pure queens
26:03Aussie Aussie Aussie
26:06It's time for the debut of your down under tourism campaign
26:10Starting with Queen Kong
26:13Are you a solid flat-footed overly sensitive woman who struggles to have fun?
26:19Do you have a deep voice?
26:21Hairy chest?
26:23Shoulders that make a linebacker jealous?
26:25Well Queen Kong Island might be for you
26:28Located in the bowels of South Auckland and situated behind the dead space between your eyes
26:33Queen Kong Island is a highly stressful retreat where we teach you how to deny your feelings
26:37Dance like a dickhead
26:39And nod at people
26:41To really convince them that you give a shit
26:44Queen Kong Island is so much fun
26:47Part of the fun is getting here
26:48And the other half is getting back
26:51Book your tickets to Queen Kong Island
26:54Please
26:58All right now it's time for the judges critique
27:01So Queen Kong Island we kind of understood what it was like to live in your mind
27:05I think the issue for me it wasn't that funny
27:09Yeah there was a couple of the jokes that didn't quite land
27:11But the concept I think was just really smart
27:14I wanted to laugh at certain things but then it went to this sort of dark place
27:19This tonight on the runway I think is really pretty
27:22Each week I can see you trying to get out of yourself get out of your head and push further
27:27each time
27:27And that's really what life is about
27:29You have done well in terms of opening up
27:33I think that brown skin people there's so much shame wrapped around being gay
27:38And there's so much shame then again being drag and gay
27:42I have a feeling that there's still some residual
27:47Uncomfortableness with that am I correct?
27:49Oh you're totally right Rue
27:50The night before I flew here I called my dad he said
27:53Are you going to be using your last name?
27:57But it put a lot of shame back inside me
28:00Isn't it interesting that children even well into adulthood
28:03Still need the approval of their parents
28:07It's easy to slip back into that kid going
28:09Are you my daddy? Are you my daddy?
28:11It's like no bitch, you are your own daddy
28:14He can't, I'm talking about my father now
28:16He cannot approve of himself
28:18How can you expect him to approve of you?
28:21So this call was beneficial in that this will be the last
28:25Motherfucking time you ever need his validation
28:29Yeah I really needed to hear that, thank you so much Mama Root
28:32Up next, Spanky Jackson
28:38The lights have come on
28:40What are we going to do now boys?
28:42There is nowhere else in Palmerston North
28:44You know what?
28:45I think we should go to my house
28:48Come on boys, follow me
28:54Are those GD's chips?
28:56Mmm, they look so delicious
28:57Can I please have one of your chips?
29:10Come on boys, let's ride the sheep home
29:15Let's do it
29:17Thank you Palmerston North for providing this fresh lamb
29:22It's been such a good night tonight
29:25I just never expected this in Palmerston North
29:28Oh my god
29:34Where am I?
29:36How did I get here?
29:37It's always palmy and palmy
29:40Yeah!
29:40Yeah!
29:45Spanky what the fuck?
29:47Oh my god!
29:48I loved it so much
29:49Great!
29:50It's just wild
29:52Every scene was like, what the fuck am I watching?
29:55But, we've learned through this competition that that's kind of who Spanky Jackson is
30:02This look tonight, the most polished you've ever looked
30:05This is just so camp and fun, the wig is a little thirsty but so am I
30:09When you take the runway, you do this thing where you're not doing a camp walk at all
30:15You are saying, yeah bitch, what? Now what?
30:18You know what I'm saying?
30:19Yes I do
30:19Yeah, and I love that
30:21Thank you so much
30:22Alright, let's get it croaking with Molly Poppin
30:25Welcome to the town where I currently am
30:30Newcastle, Australia
30:31Voted number one as having the best nightlife is something you won't hear about Newcastle
30:36But a party girl can party anywhere
30:39So hop on board Molly's Party Buzz for Party Girls
30:43First up, we've got the free game
30:46Smashing those bevies before the first stop
30:50The first obstacle is actually getting into the club
30:53Don't look too drunk
30:56It's time to hit the dance floor
30:59Get that pussy poppin' and slut droppin'
31:05Feeling like you've drank too much but wanna keep the party going?
31:08Stephanie come hold my fucking hair
31:10Go have a tacky
31:13Remember to look out for your party girl
31:16And leave no party girl behind
31:19Party girls in Newcastle never die
31:23Woo!
31:27She had 16 scenes
31:30Everybody else had 4 or 5
31:32So when we were recording it was very frantic
31:34Oh yeah, it was the best
31:35There were some really funny moments and I thought you got a lot done
31:38It had funny bits, it just wasn't...
31:40It wasn't Newcastle enough for me
31:43You know, actually I got the editorial
31:45You fucking hate Newcastle
31:49That's true
31:49And you are one of two meter maids tonight
31:52And it's fun and camp
31:54And it's giving a nod to the Gold Coast where you started drag
31:56And I like that
31:59Hanaconda
32:03Oh, hi! You've caught me shaving my toes
32:06I'm Hanaconda and I'm in a magical kingdom far, far, far, far away
32:11Known as Middle Perth
32:12I'm on a journey to find the mystical beach of lip enhancements
32:16The hottest place in all of our kingdom
32:18I can't be there too long or I'll combust
32:20Away trusty Steve
32:23Shhh! I've just encountered my first peril
32:25The giant black swan
32:27It must have smelt this piece of white bread I carry with me everywhere
32:30Ah...
32:30Oh
32:31Ha ha!
32:35Oh! I've found myself in Kings Park
32:39And over yonder there are two kings doing kingly things that are shrub
32:42Come here boys
32:44I have heard tale of two kings playing with each other's bats and balls.
32:48And now I've seen it with my own virgin eye.
32:51Okay, my own eyes.
32:53There's the beach! Run!
32:57Yes! Yes!
32:59Oh, my lips are filled to the brim. I've got myself a beverageino.
33:03And now all I need is a peck from a royal stud.
33:07How long have I been here?
33:08Oh, God, it's really hot. I think I'm combusting.
33:11Is this what Hot Girl Summer feels like?
33:23I was most worried about you.
33:26I was like, what is she doing?
33:28I needn't have worried.
33:30You are smart enough to allow production to use all those extra special effects.
33:35And you were the only one who thought like that.
33:38I think it had such a clear vision from start to finish.
33:40It was like layered and silly and funny.
33:43And you should just be fucking happy with it.
33:45It was well thought out.
33:47You had a point of view.
33:48And you looked fantastic.
33:49Look out, Peter Jackson.
33:50Yeah, look out. I'm coming, girl.
33:52This on the runway is definitely a futuristic take on swimwear.
33:56And you took a different approach.
33:58Which, again, this far in the competition is always smart.
34:02Appreciate that.
34:03All right, up next, it's Beverly Kills.
34:07Welcome to Cindy Down Under.
34:10I'm your host, Cindy Irwin.
34:12Bindi's little, lethal and lesbian sister.
34:16We're on our way to Party City.
34:18I'm feeling vicious.
34:20And we're off to see if we can catch ourselves the critically endangered Sugar Daddy.
34:26Crikey, there he is now.
34:28He's going past the aqueduct, near the strip clubs, and he's gone to the beach with my, I mean, our
34:34money.
34:35Let's get him.
34:38Oh, no, he's gone into the jellyfish infested water.
34:42What the shell?
34:43He's been stung.
34:45You know, urine is a great natural anti-venom.
34:48And you're in danger.
34:54Let's get whizzin'.
34:56The GC really is the place to be.
34:59So come back to Party City.
35:02Where you belong.
35:07What I loved about you, Bev, was you were so prepared.
35:11We love a fully realized character.
35:13So what happened was you got so into the character that kind of wasn't that funny.
35:18It's just that next little step of letting loose a little bit in these situations and get a bit muddier.
35:24You did well.
35:25You did the assignment.
35:27You had a beginning, middle, and end.
35:29I love this hair.
35:31I love the hair in the video.
35:32Thank you very much.
35:33Really cute and really fun.
35:35And yeah, you should be very happy with this.
35:37Ladies, before you go, I have one final question.
35:42Who should go home tonight?
35:45And why?
35:46Starting with Queen Kong.
35:50I hope she doesn't hate me for this, but I have to say Beverly Kills.
35:55You know, I don't think she's got a win on the board.
35:57All right, Spanky Jackson.
36:00Babes, unfortunately, I'd have to say Beverly Kills as well.
36:03Speaking of the stats, that's just where she's at at this point in time.
36:07All right, Molly Poppins.
36:09This is hard because I love all these girls, and I'm very close to Beverly, but I have to echo
36:13with what these two said.
36:15Panaconda.
36:16I love what you're doing, but tonight just was the weakest one for me.
36:21So Bev.
36:23Beverly Kills.
36:24Same question.
36:25Fuck all damn bitches.
36:26I am sick of it.
36:28I know I've had the worst statistics in this competition.
36:33It really sucks to hear, but to answer your question, I'm going to have to say my girl Queen Kong.
36:39There's been a few times where you've stumbled.
36:41Queen would have to be my choice.
36:43Well, thank you, ladies, for your honesty.
36:46While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
36:50You may leave the stage.
36:56Girl, I need a fucking drink.
36:58Oh, yeah.
36:58Definitely need a drink after that one.
37:02Fucking great.
37:04I'm that girl.
37:05I'm that girl that everyone wants to go home, which really fucking stung.
37:11Baby, how are you feeling, babes?
37:13I knew that you were all going to say my name.
37:17I don't take it personally.
37:19It's a competition.
37:20We came here to compete.
37:21I currently have the worst track record, so I get it.
37:24But it doesn't mean that, like, I fucking hate.
37:27I hate it, like.
37:28Why do you hate it?
37:29Success means a lot to me, and it's what's ingrained in me.
37:32So the fact that I'm doing, like, the opposite of that is just, like,
37:36I can't even think straight right now.
37:37Like, I'm just, um.
37:38I feel the problem that I have had with you, Bev, just on a personal level,
37:41is that I feel there's a wall up.
37:43It's just, like, you're just not being authentic.
37:44It doesn't feel authentic.
37:46Be how you want to feel.
37:47Feel how you want to feel.
37:48Say what you want to say.
37:50Just be.
37:50I think that's the thing.
37:51You just need to be.
37:54It's harsh.
37:54I've had really brutal times in dressing rooms for my sisters because they want the best
38:00for you.
38:01Maybe this is just who I am.
38:03This is just me.
38:04This is just what I be like.
38:06This is how I be.
38:07Can I just question you, though?
38:08Because on the main stage...
38:09Maybe just let it finish.
38:10Okay, sorry.
38:11Sorry.
38:11Go, go, go.
38:11Finish it.
38:13I'm sorry, Bev.
38:17Like, I know I come on a little bit strong in this instance, but I just...
38:20Just stop.
38:21Please stop telling me how to act, Hannah.
38:23I'm so sick of it.
38:24Fuck off.
38:34I don't know if it is the person that she is.
38:36I really don't.
38:39It's like you just haven't lived it yet.
38:42Like, we can see inside of you that there's an amazing person just trying to push you
38:47to, like, let go.
38:50Listen to me, okay?
38:51Big mama with the nuts out, right?
38:54You will find yourself.
38:56Right now, do you know?
38:58No, you don't.
38:59But you will find it.
39:01Even I'm learning in this process.
39:03You didn't mean to swear at you.
39:04Sorry.
39:05No.
39:05Fuck.
39:05Who gives a fuck?
39:06Swear at her all your fucking life.
39:08I'm not dealing with this.
39:09I have a lip sync to go practice, because I need to stay here.
39:19We're going to strip off.
39:21Twits out for the Gold Coast.
39:22Fuck yeah!
39:23Just between us kangaroos, what do you reckon?
39:27Queen Kong.
39:28You know, now it's just literally who did it better, because nobody did it poorly.
39:33And it ended up being okay.
39:36Just no real laughs.
39:39I found the idea quite funny.
39:41It's kind of where my sense of humor sits, is that kind of dark place.
39:43She didn't set up the jokes in a way that the frazzled bits could land.
39:49Her look tonight, it was beautiful in motion.
39:52But it was when she was kind of steady there still, you could see, oh, there's some kind
39:55of unfinished bits.
39:56There's some kind of fray bits coming here and there.
39:58All right, let's move on down to Spanky Jackson.
40:00The ideas were in complete disarray and 100% hilarious.
40:05You know, when I spoke with the girls in the workroom, I told them, this is a branding
40:09challenge.
40:10You have to understand your journey here.
40:12She was smart enough to listen.
40:15I thought it was a laugh riot.
40:18And then on the runway, you know, she's able to sell the worst outfit.
40:23You know, when we think of charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, she's dripping with them.
40:28Yeah.
40:28And that's what it is about Spanky Jackson, because it sure as hell ain't her taste.
40:35All right, let's move on down to Molly Poppins.
40:38Everything she did felt exactly the same.
40:41In the final product, she did a good job.
40:43And it was funny.
40:44And there were some moments.
40:45But yes, kind of one note.
40:46But Newcastle has a sense of humor about itself.
40:49And that's what I kind of wanted to see a little bit.
40:51It isn't just a shit town.
40:52It's a shit town that knows it's a shit town like Palmerston North.
40:54And to me, it was just like, yeah, it's just party girls.
40:56I get it.
40:56I thought Molly's thing was funny.
40:59Hold my hair, Stephanie.
41:00I'm there for that.
41:02Hannah Conda.
41:04She thought about it almost like filmmaking.
41:06And you can see in the final product that it's literally in a different caliber, different class than any of
41:12the other girls.
41:14Hers was the most cohesive.
41:15It was the most professional.
41:17It was very funny.
41:18And I can't wait to watch it again.
41:21The con for me with the outfit would be, it didn't scream swimwear.
41:24Beverly kills.
41:25Tonight on the runway, another meter made.
41:28Beverly came in fully prepared.
41:31We couldn't figure out why the lesbian wanted the sugar daddy.
41:33But that's a different story.
41:35So she had ideas.
41:37They just weren't funny.
41:38She does the job.
41:39She does the assignment.
41:40It's just that next step.
41:42It's that crackle that I want.
41:43Have you seen her out of drag?
41:44She's also a good looking kid who could get through life just on that alone.
41:51And so a lot of the humor that we're looking for comes out of darkness and adversity and the struggle.
42:00So I think that's what's missing.
42:04Silence.
42:05I've made my decision.
42:07Bring back my Sheilas.
42:12Welcome back, ladies.
42:13I've made some decisions.
42:16Molly Poppins.
42:18You're safe.
42:19You may step to the back of the stage.
42:22Spanky Jackson.
42:25You are safe.
42:32Panaconda.
42:33You're beginning to become a hobbit with me.
42:39Condragulations.
42:40You are the winner of this week's challenge.
42:42Ah!
42:43Fuck yeah!
42:46You've won a $2,000 gift card courtesy of Shoe Me, plus a fabulous Singer Quantum Stylist sewing machine.
42:56You may join the other girls.
42:57Thank you so much.
43:00Queen Kong.
43:02Beverly Kills.
43:04I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
43:10Two queens stand before me.
43:14This is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
43:22The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
43:32This is the lip sync that everyone has been looking forward to.
43:35I know this is going to be a battle for the ages.
43:38Good luck and don't fuck it up.
43:43Beverly is a self-proclaimed lip sync assassin and the assassin is going to be assassinated tonight.
43:51This is the beginning of the record tonight.
43:55Over and over, over and over.
44:00Woo!
44:01Woo-hoo!
44:03Woo-hoo!
44:04Woo-hoo!
44:04Woo-hoo!
44:05Woo-hoo!
44:05Woo-hoo!
44:08Woo!
44:09Shake it up!
44:10Fading out!
44:12Holding on!
44:13Tell tomorrow!
44:15Shake it off!
44:17Turn around!
44:17It won't be long
44:19Till it's a brand new day
44:23This is the beginning
44:24This is the beginning
44:28Of the rest of your life
44:36That was then
44:38This is now
44:39Here we go
44:41Starting over
44:43You decide
44:44Change your mind
44:46New goals
44:48Happen every day
44:50This is the beginning
44:53They are fighting to the death
45:09What is happening
45:12Bam, bam
45:14Damn, fuck me
45:16Honestly
45:17This is the beginning
45:34This is the beginning
45:36Of the rest of your life
45:37This is the beginning
45:39Of the rest of your life
45:46Oh dear
45:47Oh my goodness
45:49I hope you're all okay
45:51Is everybody okay?
45:54Ladies, I've made my decision
45:59Queen Kong
46:00Shantae, you stay
46:05You may join the other girls
46:06Thank you
46:11Beverly kills my dear
46:13Thank you for sharing your heart
46:15And your love of drag
46:17With the world
46:18Now
46:20Sashay away
46:22This is a dream come true
46:23So
46:23Thank you
46:26I love you, babe
46:27Might not be able to make you laugh
46:29But I will always
46:31Make you scream
46:32Bye-bye
46:34Fuck yeah
46:40Let's do it
46:41I've had the best time
46:43Holy shit, it's been difficult
46:45But I'm really grateful
46:47I made the top five
46:48At 21
46:49With what felt like
46:50Was against all odds
46:53And I just got to fight
46:54Through those barriers
46:55And then build the relationships
46:56With the sisters I did
47:01It's just about letting the people
47:02Who care about you
47:03Come with you on that journey
47:07This is the beginning
47:08Of the rest of my life
47:15Congratulations, racers
47:16I'll see you next week
47:18At the semifinals
47:20Of Drag Race Down Under
47:21Until then
47:23Remember
47:23If you can't love yourself
47:24How the hell are you going to love somebody else
47:26Can I get an amen up in here?
47:28Amen
47:28Alright, now let the music play