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00:08To my delicious pack of cunts, you know Pomara wrote this, so so grateful I looked death right
00:16in the eyes in the form of RuPaul Charles and I said not today. I'm gonna miss you all so
00:20so so
00:21much. P.S. What's your delivery Minnie? Minnie is someone that I don't want to pick a fight with.
00:29If you've noticed, you know, she'll have an issue with someone and then they'll go home.
00:34Oh, maybe you did last night. Yeah we are up to four or five in the morning getting up
00:39so lord knows what and it really paid off. Being like the youngest little baby in this
00:46competition I think the other girls are looking at me like next chop. Dirty dirty knees look at these.
00:52Oh my god your knees! But the truth is that they don't know who Beverly Kills is. Now that Pomara's
00:58not here I guess it's like a safe space to say that I found it really tricky working
01:02with Pomara. I think what? Standing on that main stage they were talking like they were
01:07the bestest of pals. She didn't trust my experience enough. And then all of a sudden
01:12she's going no we didn't get along. I was like hello. Look girl I know exactly what I need
01:20to do to stay here and that is be as honestly brutally myself as I possibly can be and be
01:25very fucking vocal about it. I would love to say a congratulations to our first joint win
01:31of the season. Yurians thank you well done. And I shaved my eyebrows off. Welcome to the
01:39club sisters. I feel more confident. What a fucking hosting challenge you know hosting's
01:44never been my strong suit. I appreciate you work so hard. Yes. Double win bitch. I thought
01:51Hannah and Molly were my two biggest competition but at the moment somebody's a little bit further
01:56a hit. I'm saying. Do you regret choosing me now? I feel like I'm a bit of a fucking curse.
02:00A little bit upset with myself. Like I just didn't expect from Spanky Jackson and she's coming in
02:05here and she's winning everything. He just fucking snuck by that bottom. How are you going to top
02:11Spanky Jackson? I don't think I want to top Spanky Jackson. Have you ever pictured a Great
02:15Dane getting fucked by a chihuahua? But if I have to climb it like a tree to get a win
02:21I will.
02:21Enough of this. Let's get out of drag. Let's go. Come on people. Let's hit it. Aren't you already
02:28out of drag? Thank you grandma. Competition is getting real. And I'm not here to lose. It's
02:38actually a fisting hole. I can't help I'm a fucking star. I just can't help it. And that
02:48must be fucking intimidating. Your bottom two got on me. Oh my god. Oh. Let's face it.
02:52You've gone home so far. Aubrey. Resolution. Mini Cooper. Hashtag my girl. Pamara. Resolution.
02:59Hashtag my girl. Oh.
03:04Daddy bitch. Another day. Not another dollar. It's two little girls in a regular size world
03:12and we're here to serve you brunch. It's a new week and I'm fucking excited. Is this
03:18everyone? New week. New opportunities and new challenges. I feel great. Hannah Conde you
03:23really served me top energy in that outfit. Just like you're a little gay gardener. A little
03:26lady gardener. It has been my mission to get myself a win and I'm a little bit nervous.
03:34So girls I've got to be completely honest like over the last two days me and Mole we've felt
03:38like really in our feelings. Coming into this competition you underestimate what toll it takes
03:45on your emotions. It's fulfilling but so incredibly draining. Is anyone else feeling the same?
03:49Exhausted. Yeah. Not having any of the support systems that you usually have back home is something
03:55like I've never experienced before. When you're in a room of really talented people it's like you look
03:59at what everybody else is doing and that makes you second-guess yourself. But you don't want to
04:03like literally be that bitch who's just fucking constantly crying all the time.
04:06Hey I'm right here. I'm surprised you've got tears left. I know. I think it's gonna be tough for a
04:12few of the others trying to like soak up a win but it is a race. It's actually more like
04:18a
04:18fucking marathon honestly. I'm fucking dead.
04:21Hey!
04:23Hey!
04:24There we go.
04:24Tell me everything RuPaul!
04:27She's already the hair hurt.
04:30Y'all know what this is. It's that time. Yeah bitch. Come on. Let's do it. You looking at me?
04:38Yeah.
04:39Yeah.
04:39I'm looking at you.
04:42Uh-huh. Let me see what you got.
04:46I don't know what it is. We're filming a porno!
04:51G'day g'day g'day g'day.
04:52Yay!
04:57Ladykins.
04:58It's time to stop playing around because this week we're playing the Snatch Game.
05:03Yay!
05:05Brought to you by the Star.
05:08Snatch Game!
05:10Ha ha ha! I'm so excited!
05:13This separates the Queens from the Queens.
05:16Hashtag Drag Race Down Under.
05:18Now you know how this game works.
05:19You imitate a celebrity that makes us laugh out loud.
05:24Snatch Game is played by Queens around the world.
05:27But this week, all of Australasia is counting on you.
05:33Racers.
05:34Start your engines!
05:36And may the best drag queen win.
05:43Today's Snatch Game and I feel like there's a bit of pressure now.
05:46Yuri, how are you doing? Is that Tina Turner?
05:48I'm doing your mom.
05:50Ha ha!
05:51Season 1's Snatch Game was not the tea.
05:54So hopefully this year we're going to do a lot better than them.
05:57You're welcome!
05:58What are you doing Spanky Jackson?
06:00Hello Pussy!
06:03I'm serving you Barry Humphreys and I hope with Jesus, gay Jesus, Moesha,
06:10and I can just deliver her.
06:12Who are you thinking of doing?
06:14Courtney Love.
06:15Courtney Love!
06:16Who do you think I'm doing?
06:17Fuck no!
06:18Short blonde hair, male clothes.
06:20Oh my god, it's Mr G!
06:21Yes!
06:22No, it's Ellen DeGeneres.
06:24Awesome!
06:24Thanks very much, darling Ellen!
06:26I am feeling absolutely fucking fantastic.
06:28I have loads of material and I feel like I can volley with Ellen because I do a lot of
06:32hosting.
06:33This is what I do back at home, so I'm going to rock the Snatch Game.
06:37You know who Orville Peck is?
06:38Oh, that's the cowboy with the no face.
06:40The gay cowboy, no face.
06:42I am ready.
06:43He's so mysterious.
06:44All we know, he's a cowboy and he's gay as fuck.
06:47I feel that I can take that anyway.
06:50Snatch Game is like a lot of expression and stuff and you're not getting to see any of that expression.
06:55It's a risk, you know, that there won't be much of a transformation because I'm wearing a mask.
06:59The mask is quite massive.
07:01Like, I don't know if that's a good mouthpiece.
07:10Hey, we're done!
07:12We're my celebrity team!
07:16My Hanaconda!
07:19Hello, Brie.
07:20I see a wig that has glasses.
07:22Yes, Drew Barrymore.
07:23There's a pussycat wig there too.
07:24Oh, is that Liza Minnelli?
07:25Yeah.
07:26Can I hear a little bit of your Liza?
07:27Can I put the hair on?
07:28Yeah, put the hair on.
07:29How would Mama feel about Drag Race?
07:34Mama!
07:35She is!
07:35She always is!
07:37Is she?
07:37She is.
07:38She's around in a room everywhere.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Can I buy a vowel?
07:44That's very funny and really, really stupid.
07:48And I feel like it was a kind of a continuation from her journey on Snatch Game.
07:52I buy that.
07:53I've always wanted to do Liza on Snatch Game.
07:55That has been one of my dreams.
07:57But, she's been done before.
07:59So, the pressure is on.
08:01I'm so glad that you've allowed us to experience Hanaconda.
08:05Oh, well, thank you.
08:06My Hanaconda surely do.
08:09Thanks, Rue.
08:11Talking to Rue, simmered a lot of the anxieties that have been starting to bubble here.
08:15It's a bit of that validation that I think I'm missing.
08:18Beverly, come on over.
08:20How are you, kangaroo?
08:23Okay, you've got a...
08:24It's a magnifying glass.
08:27She's British.
08:28All right.
08:28It's not Latoya Jackson.
08:30Not Latoya Jackson.
08:31It is the incredible Val Garland.
08:34She hosts her own makeup show called Glow Up.
08:36Oh, I know that show.
08:38So, Val Garland, do you drive yourself to work?
08:41Oh, darling.
08:41Of course I drive myself to work.
08:43But I'm not a bad driver.
08:44I'm a good driver.
08:44I only hit the gingers.
08:46Okay.
08:47All right.
08:49That was the accent.
08:51Are you considered funny by your friends?
08:56Absolutely.
08:58Feeling for Bev in this moment.
08:59It's less about doing an impersonation and more about doing something that you think you can have fun with.
09:07Ooh, okay.
09:09This girl might be in trouble.
09:11Good luck.
09:12Thank you, Riffel.
09:12All right, thank you.
09:14Queen Kong, darling.
09:17I see you have a little blonde pussycat wig there.
09:19Yes.
09:20I can only imagine NeNe Lee.
09:22Yes.
09:22I see you and you seem like a very stern person.
09:25Is that how I come across?
09:27Okay.
09:27You don't seem like you are, ooh, girl, kiki, ooh, cha, ooh, uh-uh.
09:31The thing I'm trying to do and the thing that I found really successful with Minnie last week was having
09:35fun and not getting in my head because as soon as I get there, it's just nowhere out.
09:40Right.
09:40Because getting in your head has to do with trying to produce how other people see you.
09:45You can't think about that.
09:47The little kid inside of you who wants to have fun has been restricted.
09:51Give yourself permission.
09:53Give that kid permission to have fun.
09:55Okay?
09:55I feel something unlock inside me and I feel seen.
09:59Go work on your character and let's have some fun.
10:03It's a lot to take right now.
10:05Minnie, Minnie, Minnie, Minnie!
10:07She's coming!
10:09I know who you are.
10:10You're doing Ellen, aren't you?
10:11Thanks very much.
10:12I'm Ellen.
10:13Well, you know, listen, you're already a character, but you need an angle.
10:17Well, it's similar to Ellen's lesbian sister who works in the gay bar.
10:20What's Ellen's lesbian sister who works in the gay bar's name?
10:23Bellen.
10:25Welcome to the Bellen Show!
10:32Mini just needs to, like, raise an eyebrow and Rue is, like, in stitches.
10:41This didn't happen for me.
10:43Okay.
10:43All right.
10:44Well, I'm sold.
10:47So, how are you doing with the other girls?
10:50They've told me I have to work on my delivery.
10:53Of?
10:53Being honest.
10:54Oh.
10:55My honesty, my truth.
10:57I see something.
10:58I see something.
10:58I give my opinion.
10:59Like, what I found really interesting, that Beverly and Pamara were saying they got along
11:04on the catwalk and then the first thing that Beverly came out of her mouth when she sat down
11:07is they didn't.
11:12What the fuck is wrong with you, girl?
11:15What has that got to do with anything?
11:17Mini just threw Beb under the bus in front of RuPaul.
11:21I'm like an open book.
11:22I just share what I feel.
11:24I can feel, like, Beverly's eyes in the back of my fucking neck.
11:28That bitch is, like, frothing from inside.
11:31Like, the lava is going to come out soon.
11:33Get out of here, you disaster.
11:35Thank you very much.
11:36I'm here.
11:43This week is Snatch Game.
11:45Is everybody happy with their Snatch Game character?
11:48Yeah.
11:49My strategy is just to be me and just be a messy old bitch.
11:53How does everyone feel?
11:55Confident.
11:56But scared.
11:57But excited.
11:58But riveted.
11:59But ready.
12:02That conversation with Bru, she kind of, like, hit the nail on the fucking head for me.
12:06Did you feel like she saw you today?
12:07I fucking felt so seen.
12:09And how did that make you feel?
12:12Every time I get to a point of, like, this is difficult, I remember the people behind me.
12:15It's not just about me, it's about everyone else.
12:18Where I come from, I was definitely lucky to be able to go up and have a career in what
12:24I want to do.
12:24My sister, who was younger than me, 14, dropped out of school so that she could work with my
12:29mum.
12:30Fuck.
12:30Oh my god.
12:32It's alright.
12:34Sacrificing her schooling so that I can go off, you know, and make something of myself.
12:39Any time I felt like I was having fun, I felt guilty.
12:43Being riddled with guilt is just the worst feeling.
12:46I don't feel like it's fair.
12:48Family's huge.
12:49And those are the faces that I remember that make me push my ass to, you know, move forward
12:52and why I'm going to push my ass through this competition.
12:56Little Bev, are you going alright down there, girl?
12:58The thing that's got me, like, quite upset is Minnie mentioning my name to Rue.
13:04Sorry I was honest.
13:05You said to the judges that you got along, then you came to us and said you didn't get
13:10along.
13:11You didn't tell Pamara to her face, you said it behind her back.
13:15You weren't part of my group.
13:17And for you to bring my name up to RuPaul, it just felt like a low blow.
13:22Aubrey and Minnie.
13:23Pamara and Minnie.
13:24Bev and Minnie.
13:25This whole season, Minnie versus XYZ Queen.
13:28Imagine if I told RuPaul the things you said about Pamara.
13:32I would be fine with that because I own my shit.
13:36Own it Beverly.
13:36Own that you did that.
13:38Did you do that?
13:39What do you want sweetheart?
13:40Make up your mind.
13:42Should I have brought it up to Pamara?
13:44Sure.
13:44But the truth is, I didn't feel like it was up to you to bring that up.
13:48You hurt my feelings.
13:49That can stay in here, like, RuPaul doesn't have to know, like, you know.
13:52No, dickheads.
13:54There's something wrong, you have to admit it.
13:56And that was not my intention to hurt Beverly.
13:58But it was to make her accountable.
14:00I do feel for Beverly in this moment.
14:02I don't want to see people being upset or fighting with each other.
14:05You know what, you've hurt my feelings too.
14:06Feels like I'm being barfed at.
14:10I'm not going to be another part of Minnie's catalyst because any queen that Minnie fights goes home.
14:14I'm not part of that narrative.
14:15Not me.
14:17It's the Snatch Game.
14:19Brought to you by The Star.
14:22And here's your host, RuPaul.
14:24Welcome to Snatch Game Down Under.
14:28Let's meet our contestants.
14:30He's got the face of a newborn and the hair of Ronald McDonald.
14:36It's Reese Nicholson.
14:38Hi, Reese.
14:39Hi.
14:39Our next contestant is a better painter than Van Gogh and has twice as many ears.
14:46It's Ravenous Raven.
14:49Hi.
14:50Now, why couldn't I get the face of a newborn as well?
14:55Are you ready to meet our stars?
14:57Yes, please.
14:59First up, it's the irrepressible Ellen.
15:02Hello, Ellen.
15:03How's the wife, Portia?
15:04You know what she says to me sometimes when she throws...
15:06What?
15:06She calls me her boomeranger.
15:08Because every time she throws me away, I keep coming back for more.
15:11Thanks very much.
15:12I'm me, Ellen.
15:13Oh, my goodness.
15:14You don't hear about that in the trades, do you?
15:18Atlanta's favorite housewife, NeNe Leakes, is here.
15:22Hey, NeNe girl.
15:24Hey, girl.
15:24How you doing?
15:25I'm doing great.
15:26What's it like for you down under?
15:29Now, Ru, I thought you were asking me for the family cookout.
15:32Uh, who are all these white people?
15:36Up next, everybody say love for Courtney Love.
15:40Hey, Courtney Love.
15:41How you doing?
15:42Hey, Ru.
15:43I'm feeling fantastic.
15:45Hey, listen.
15:46Any new music coming out?
15:48Music.
15:51Now, the host of Glow Up, she's here, Val Garland.
15:55Do you have any makeup tips for us?
15:57Well, I do have a makeup tip.
15:58I mean, it's a smokey eye, never goes unseen.
16:00I once did a smokey eye on Elton John's asshole.
16:02And let's just say, I saw him sing, hold me closer, tiny dancer from his posterior.
16:07My goodness.
16:08I wonder what he did for an encore.
16:10All right, ladies and gentlemen, Judy's daughter, Liza Minnelli, is here.
16:23Good luck for the subtitles.
16:26All right, up next we've got country music mystery man, Orville Peck is here.
16:32Tell me something, have you ever had a cock sucking cowboy?
16:35No, but I believe Reece has.
16:37You've come to the right place, darling.
16:41Last but not least, Australia's national treasure, Barry Humphries is here.
16:47Oh, hello, posses.
16:49So beautiful to find out what a snatch finally is.
16:54Have you ever played the snatch game before?
16:57No, but I've played hide the snatch, but it's because it's under my flats now.
17:01They have no name.
17:04This first one is for Raven.
17:08Peaky the kangaroo is the world's first drag marsupial.
17:13She doesn't just hop, she blanks.
17:17Celebrities, fill in the blank.
17:20Raven, what say you?
17:21Kiki the kangaroo would.
17:23Death drop.
17:24She death drops.
17:26I love that answer.
17:28Let's go to our celebrities and hear what they have to say.
17:31Let's start with NeNe Leakes from Atlanta GA to ATL in the motherfucking house girl.
17:36In the house, girl.
17:37We're looking for death drop.
17:38What say you, NeNe?
17:39I got a Kiki in my family.
17:41Oh, you do?
17:41Just like me.
17:42She is a lot.
17:43So what I wrote was, she lets you have it.
17:45I think that's a match.
17:47Because when a bitch death drops, they let you have it.
17:54Not a match.
17:55Okay.
17:56I see you.
17:57Okay.
17:57All right.
17:59Raven is still looking for that match.
18:01Maybe she will find it with Barry Humphries.
18:04What say you?
18:04We're looking for death drop.
18:05Well, you know, the kids today are telling a whole new lingo, so I said the shit slaps.
18:12Is that slang for something else?
18:13Yes, it's what my flaps do in the morning now.
18:19All right, let's move on to Orval Peck.
18:21I think that Kiki the Kangaroo is also a queen.
18:25So I wrote, she reversed cowboys.
18:29Like the reverse cowgirl, but a bit too dirty for television.
18:33Raven, you didn't get a match on that one.
18:36Reese, are you ready to play the game?
18:38I'm hard as a rock and ready.
18:41Raven is launching a new fragrance.
18:45It smells like blank.
18:47What say you, Reese?
18:48I think I'm just going to settle on shit.
18:50Oh, it smells like shit.
18:51That's the top note.
18:52Yeah, yeah.
18:53Well, what's the base note?
18:55Desperation.
18:58All right, let's go to our celebrities and see who has matched Reese.
19:03Ellen.
19:04I walked past Raven's dressing room earlier and I smelled this.
19:08Cock.
19:10How would she know how that smells?
19:12That's a great question.
19:14Ellen, how is it that you know what that smells like?
19:17I've had a daddy.
19:19I don't want to further this investigation.
19:22Yes, investigation closed.
19:24All right, let's move on down to Courtney Love.
19:26Courtney Love.
19:27Oh, she's doing a rat tail right now.
19:30Courtney, what say you?
19:32This is the shoe I would have worn.
19:35If I was shoes.
19:39All right, Courtney Love.
19:40We are looking for shit.
19:41I wrote teenage whore.
19:45Not the match we were looking for.
19:46All right, next up, NeNe Lee.
19:49We're looking for shit.
19:52I heard you've been around the block now.
19:54I don't know how many times.
19:55Mm-hmm.
19:56But I wrote ass.
19:58It smells like ass?
19:59Mm, asscrack.com, girl.
20:02Close.
20:03It's in the right area.
20:04But no cigar.
20:06What say you, Val?
20:08I look at Raven.
20:09I see makeup that has promise.
20:10And I see makeup that is beautiful.
20:12And I want to smell something that oozes the sexuality that Raven oozes.
20:17So all I could think of was the tingling sensations of smelling like lesbianism.
20:21Oh, my goodness.
20:23What does that smell like?
20:24Well, it smells like me.
20:25Thanks very much.
20:26I'm Ellen.
20:28Bing, bang, bong.
20:29Not a match.
20:31Liza, we are looking for shit.
20:33So I wrote wild peppermint kisses.
20:37That sounds wonderful.
20:39What's kept you from doing a fragrance, Liza?
20:40Well, I wanted to discuss a business opportunity with you.
20:44A covers album of your songs.
20:46What song would you record first?
20:48I want to do Shishi That Walk.
20:49Okay.
20:50Let's hear a little bit of it.
20:51Yeah.
20:51Now, Shishi That Walk.
20:53Oh, my goodness.
21:01I love it.
21:02Unfortunately, that is not a match.
21:04Yeah, that's okay.
21:05Raven, are you ready for your next question?
21:07I am.
21:07Last night, Reese dreamt that he was making wild, passionate love to Michelle Visage.
21:14And when he woke up, his blank was missing.
21:19You got that, celebrities?
21:21Raven, what say you?
21:23My room is right next to Michelle's at the hotel.
21:26Yeah.
21:27And it does get kind of crazy in there by herself.
21:30I am guessing that when Reese woke up, his teeth were missing.
21:37They're falling out.
21:38I've lost mine before.
21:41Does that have a ring of truth to it, Reese?
21:44Oh, yeah.
21:44These are as real as the rest of Michelle Visage.
21:48All right.
21:49We are looking for teeth.
21:51Let's move on down to Barry Humphries.
21:53So many credits to your name.
21:56What's your secret?
21:57Well, I just do everything that everybody offers me.
22:00It's quite stunning, really.
22:03We are looking for teeth.
22:06I quite often lose my teeth, you know, generally in a pie.
22:11But today, I put ring because Michelle does love a bit of bling.
22:15I won't tell you what type of ring it was.
22:17Okay, yeah.
22:18Well, that sounds like the Michelle I know.
22:20Orville, what say you?
22:21Well, there's one thing I would hate if they went missing.
22:24I'd never leave the home without them.
22:26Assless chaps.
22:27Yeah.
22:28Oh, whoa.
22:29Oh, my God.
22:30Oh, my goodness.
22:31Oh, my goodness.
22:32Horville has been sitting on a secret this whole time.
22:35If Musgrove Zaro goes the right way, he might lose his blue voice.
22:41All right, not a match.
22:44Let's move on to our final question.
22:46Reese, I've written a new movie about a drag queen who searches the world to find herself.
22:52It's called Eat, Pray, Blank.
22:56A lot of words running through my head, but I think the most obvious one is tuck.
22:59Eat, Pray, Tuck.
23:01That's a great answer.
23:01Let's go down to Courtney Lovecraft.
23:03I wrote, fuck me in the ass and call me Samantha.
23:08Why Samantha, Courtney?
23:10I forgot the name.
23:12Ah, yeah, I see.
23:14I'll forget your name, too, when I'm done with you, sweetheart.
23:17Oh, all of a sudden, Orville is a fan of the Snatch.
23:21Maybe being on the Snatch game, I'm getting a craving for it.
23:25All right, let's move on down to Val Garland.
23:28I do wish that our beautiful women up here on this panel would go on a fabulous journey around the
23:32world,
23:32because the makeup choices are less than desirable, I would say.
23:36But I will say at the end of it all, the only thing that we can do is eat, pray.
23:42Ding, dong, darling.
23:44Way to work in that marketing.
23:46I love it.
23:47Let's go to Ellen.
23:48What say you?
23:49I think the title of the movie is Be Gay.
23:52Eat, Pray, Be Gay.
23:54Thanks very much.
23:55I'm Ellen.
23:57I actually have no idea what the fuck is going on with Minnie.
24:06Of course, it's a wrong answer.
24:08Of course it is.
24:10All right, let's move on down to Liza with a Z.
24:13Liza with a Z!
24:15Not Liza with a mask, because Liza with a mask goes...
24:18All right, we're looking for Tuck, Liza.
24:25Well, I should.
24:27Yes, I will be in your mood.
24:32I love that answer.
24:34It is not a match, but it is an honor.
24:38You're terrific.
24:41Oh, shoot.
24:43That buzzer means we are out of time.
24:47Okay, drum roll, please.
24:49The winner of tonight's Snatch Game is...
24:54Kiki the Kangaroo.
24:55Oh!
24:57Thank you, Raven.
24:59Thank you, Reese.
24:59And thank you, celebrities.
25:01Until next time, keep snatching for the stars.
25:04Bye!
25:13Here we go!
25:14New day!
25:16To be gay!
25:17It's a new day in the workroom.
25:19Yeah.
25:19And yesterday we did Snatch Game.
25:21Three, two, one, dance.
25:26Oh my God, look at that!
25:31It's going to be a real interesting day.
25:34How are we feeling about the Snatch Game?
25:38I am feeling ecstatic about how Liza went.
25:41And I want this one so bad.
25:43You kind of sounded like the Tasmanian Devil.
25:49And it's funny, you look like the Tasmanian Devil.
25:53I think right now, Minnie should be concerned.
25:57And Bev, I think.
25:59I think I did fine.
26:02I'm like, okay, well, Val Garland's going to knock out her teeth and have a lisp.
26:05Let's do it.
26:06I feel very attacked.
26:09I feel like a kid.
26:11I wasn't worried about Snatch Game.
26:13I had him in hysterics in the workroom.
26:16It was really weird for me because he had that conflict just before we went on.
26:20So I wasn't in a great kid's face.
26:22I'm hopeful that my runway saves me.
26:26Hands in.
26:27Hands in.
26:28Hands in.
26:29Hands in.
26:30Hands in.
26:31Hands in.
26:37So, like the Snatch Game, I thought it would be fun for us to do impersonations of each other.
26:42Okay, Hannah, you're going to do me.
26:47You know, coming from North Palmy, for me, is really amazing.
26:51But I've gone through all the gays there, so, you know, I'm dry as right now.
26:57Anyone for a spa?
27:02All these bitches are cunts.
27:05That's my impression of you.
27:07You sound like Flipper.
27:11Molly, you're going to do Mini Cooper.
27:16I'm Mini Cooper, and it really hurt my feelings when I came for you and threw you under the bus.
27:23Mini Cooper, to a tee.
27:25Thank you very much, I'm Alan.
27:28Ten out of ten, Molly.
27:32Please don't come for me next, Mini.
27:35Queen, you're going to do Yuri.
27:37I have been doing it, I've just been keeping quiet.
27:42Chef's kiss, genius.
27:44Queen's behavior has like, full 180'd and like, changed.
27:48I'm happy for it.
27:52RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.
27:54She's my favorite judge after Judy.
27:58It's Michelle Visage.
28:00Judy? Judy Blume?
28:02The lovable and laughable Reese Nicholson.
28:06Now, how did you enjoy your second snatch?
28:09Oh, I had the best time, but I should correct you, this was my third snatch.
28:13There was this year, last year, and that girl in 10th grade.
28:17I didn't know what to do, so I just kind of high-fived it.
28:20This week we challenged our queens to gag us with their funniest celebrity impersonations.
28:25And tonight, on the runway, category is Cirque du Soleil.
28:30Today.
28:31Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
28:37Dragulation.
28:38Up first, Mini Cooper.
28:41Welcome to Drag Race Clown Under.
28:43Oh, she's going to roll.
28:44Yeah, she's going for the jugular.
28:47I'm serving new boogie nights on acid.
28:49I'm roller girl.
28:52She really, really likes those shoes.
28:54I think it's the first time on RuPaul's Drag Race someone's rolled down the runway.
28:58Except when they're falling over.
29:00That's some insane clown pussy.
29:05Tonight on the runway, I'm serving a bearded queen.
29:09Oh, it's like me, a beard.
29:14Normalize Merkin.
29:16Free the Merkin. I love pubic hair.
29:18It feels fucking empowering.
29:19Oh, she's appearing on the Vegas Strip.
29:22I've got all the crystals on planet Earth on my tits.
29:26I feel like a villain, and a hero, and the damsel in distress in one.
29:32Spanky Jackson. The Forgotten Jackson.
29:35We all know Andy Meme.
29:37This is Andy Mime.
29:41So today on the runway, I'm serving you duochrome pastel candy plus clown.
29:46Put with a bit of glitter and a bit of glam.
29:49Just for a little bit of saver.
29:51You're welcome.
29:52Make Mime a pink lady.
29:57Eerie guy.
30:00Somebody's going to show girls the stage.
30:03She's got a pearl necklace, and a pearl corset, and a pearl g-string.
30:09She's also covered in cum.
30:12I am a tattooed lady who does burlesque.
30:16Cute.
30:18I thought I would do something a bit different that wasn't a fucking boring clown.
30:22Michelle, you've heard of Pearls of Wisdom?
30:24Yes.
30:24Well, this is Pearls of Jisdom.
30:28Yes, it is, Rue.
30:31Revolent kills.
30:32Here we have the queen of the big tops.
30:36Oh!
30:37Whip it!
30:38I twisted this big top on its head, and the whipped lion is now the whipping lion.
30:43I am in charge of this big top, and I'm here to show that I am fierce.
30:48This is the main event.
30:49And a bad bitch with a whip.
30:53Big gown, big tits, big hair, and feeling absolutely fabulous.
30:59Molly Poppins.
31:01Don't forget to floss.
31:04Now that's what I call fairy floss.
31:06Tonight I am taking you to clown town.
31:08I am serving cotton candy clown realness, and I even have a cotton candy clothie to match.
31:14How do you like these candy apples?
31:16We all know I wanted to be a clown when I grew up, so this is a full circle moment.
31:21I feel super cute, super sweet, and ready to eat.
31:29Yes, sir! I don't even know her!
31:33Tonight I am serving Harlequin Tightrope and Realness.
31:37I am balancing down the runway, looking sexy on the tightrope, selling all of the comedy and the drama.
31:43She's also known as Patricia Harlequin.
31:46Uh-huh.
31:47I just hope I don't fall off into a pit with scary crocodiles underneath me, because my umbrella is already
31:53savage.
31:55Oh, careful, careful!
31:57You did it!
31:58Oh, that rope is so tight.
32:02Kia ora, queens!
32:04Azi, azi, azi!
32:05Azi, azi, azi, azi!
32:08Now, based on your performances in the Snatch Game and your Cirque du Sole Gay runway presentations, I've made some
32:16decisions.
32:18This week, only one queen is safe.
32:23And that queen is...
32:26Queen Kong.
32:30You may leave the stage.
32:34Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
32:37And now it's time for the judges' critiques.
32:40Starting with...
32:41Mini Cooper.
32:43The look is beautiful and your face is beautiful.
32:46But what I loved was when you were funny.
32:48And in the Snatch Game...
32:51You weren't funny.
32:53This is the first time in the competition I've seen you, in a performance, not feel in control.
32:59I just felt like I was drowning. I wasn't in it. And I know that.
33:04Thank you, Mini.
33:07Up next, the forgotten Jackson, Spanky Jackson.
33:10Snatch Game. I enjoyed it.
33:12You could have taken it a little bit further, but I thought you did a darn good job.
33:16I love this look. It's super cute.
33:18I'm loving the progression of your face over the course of this. It's like a flip book.
33:22It was so high fashion. We're getting to see little Spanky grow in this competition.
33:29Yuri guy, what about me? What about me?
33:33The stupider you got, the better it got. And it was really fun to watch.
33:37Did it surprise you?
33:38Yeah, definitely. I thought I would just try and be a weird little miss that doesn't know what she's doing.
33:44So just myself.
33:46You're someone who has a bit of a lower energy and there's a way to perform within that.
33:49This look, I mean, it's so sexy and it makes me question a lot of the choices I've made in
33:55my life.
33:58Beverly Kills.
33:59Tonight on the runway, this is really beautiful. You can crack that whip like nobody's business.
34:05When I saw you being Val Garland, I thought, where is she going to go with this?
34:10And the answer was nowhere.
34:13Just waiting till the end to get the ding dong was not a ding dong.
34:19Walk me through your Snatch Game experience.
34:23I didn't feel funny. I did the blacked out tooth because she was British, I don't know, but...
34:36I just can't shake this voice in my head that is telling me that I don't deserve to be here.
34:43I didn't impress you or even impress myself. That is like doing this.
34:49I'm sorry that other voice will never go away, but that's fine.
34:54What you have to do is balance it out with the other voice that says,
34:57Bitch, I'm fucking fierce.
35:00I can do that. Thank you very much.
35:03Next, Molly Poppins. Let's get it poppin'.
35:06Your little candy floss look is fine. It's clowny. Your makeup is beautiful. Your hair is cute.
35:13It actually looks really good with your sister.
35:16Horrible package.
35:17You could have gone anywhere with him, but it wasn't funny.
35:22You made him kind of regular.
35:24I liked your little curtains.
35:26Yeah. You were kind of ready for the show to start.
35:28It just wasn't quite there for me.
35:31Put your hands together for Hannah Kanda.
35:35This look tonight, Hannah, I think it's so beautiful.
35:39The makeup is top-notch.
35:42You chose Liza for the Snatch Game.
35:45You nailed it, Hannah.
35:47You just knew it. I thought it was beautifully done.
35:50It's so funny. You kicked it in the dick, and then you ripped off the dick, and then you threw
35:53the dick out a window.
35:55I couldn't wait to come to you, because you had editorialized Liza, and it was great.
36:02Thank you, ladies.
36:04While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
36:08You may leave the stage.
36:15Wow.
36:17So quiet.
36:19Alright, I'm bored.
36:22Oh, my God.
36:24Hey, Booth.
36:25Get a beer, Regina. How are we feeling, Grylls?
36:30I think it's your win, Hannah, hands down. Congratulations. Cheers.
36:33It was a risk.
36:34Yes.
36:34But it was a risk that paid off.
36:36I hoped I could turn this around, but to be in the bottom yet again is a kick to the
36:41guts.
36:41My heart goes off to you, because when you were like, I'm going to do Liza, I was like, Liza's
36:44not only done the Snatch Game two times before, but someone did Liza and won.
36:48So in my head, I was like, Hannah Connery is fucking cheating.
36:53So, Bivoli, tell me how you're like feeling, because I feel like you just need to be a little bit
36:58more honest with us.
36:59Straight after Snatch Game, I was trying to tell myself that I did amazing.
37:02I'm giving everything I can. For them, it seems so easy. And I don't think they understand why I'm struggling.
37:08I needed to convince myself that I did well. I wish I had the ability to back myself and had
37:12the ability to believe in what I said.
37:15There's one thing I can do. I've proven that I am also a lip-synker.
37:19Yeah, but a lip-synker is different to a superstar darling.
37:22I'm just being honest, like, you're cute, but like, I'm a fucking superstar queen.
37:27Okay, alright.
37:28And so, Google me. How about that?
37:30It's been the bottom of the first two weeks, but alright.
37:37I just wasn't in the game yesterday.
37:39It's hard for me to process.
37:44But I have to bring something up.
37:46Sorry, I hurt your feelings.
37:47Did that hurt me? I hate that I upset you. I would never do that to anyone intentionally.
37:53I think it's going to be Beverly and I at this point, and I'm not in a great space.
37:57I don't need to be dealing with this right now either, because I've got to go out there and sing
38:01a song and have fun.
38:02And kick Beverly out.
38:05You said it, not me.
38:08I'm not really sure where I stand in the competition anymore.
38:11What's going on?
38:12Top, win, safe, and then like, low and low.
38:17I didn't realise I was this versatile.
38:19Honestly, I think it's going to be me and Bev, because the judges, they just, they fucking love Minnie.
38:25You need to get out of here.
38:26You need to just get into here. Let it go.
38:29Can we shake it out?
38:30Right now I can't fucking untangle my fucking earmarts because of my nails.
38:34Oh!
38:35Bottom three is really scary.
38:40You know, she's the first queen.
38:42I want to stay away from that bottom and I want to go back to being a dom top.
38:49Just between us kangaroos, what do you reckon?
38:52Starting with Minnie Cooper.
38:54It was a complete fail for me.
38:57I don't know, there was no character there.
38:59I kind of dreaded every time I had to go to her.
39:02Loved her outfit on the runway though.
39:03She kind of took a bit of a risk and just went full blown silly and I really loved that.
39:07It really paid off.
39:08Alright, Spanky Jackson.
39:09Spanky, I enjoyed as Barry Humphries.
39:12And on the runway, the outfit was not my favourite, but I do love how committed she is to really
39:17trying to improve her makeup.
39:19She looked the most finished tonight that she's looked so far.
39:22I loved her presentation of it. You could tell she felt really fierce.
39:26Little Lord Fauntleroy in pink.
39:30More Napoleon Dynamite than anything.
39:34Yuri Gai.
39:35I was so proud of her because I saw her making choices during a performance.
39:40I think the biggest surprise of Snatch Game was Yuri Gai.
39:43She can be very shy. She did well.
39:46She looked adorable tonight on the runway.
39:48She definitely made that bodice.
39:50And that outfit, at least she helped glue the curls on because they were coming off every minute.
39:54But that kind of goes in character with Courtney Love.
39:57Let's move on down to Beverly Kills.
39:59I still don't know who she is.
40:00I don't think she knows who she is.
40:02And I think that's what I'm kind of getting to I guess.
40:04Val Garland is a big character.
40:05Like she kind of gave us more like uncomfortable conversation with an employee at MAC.
40:10What she did, did not work.
40:13It was too literal.
40:15The lion theme was fun. It was different.
40:17I had a problem with the ruching on the bottom of the skirt because I was getting twisted.
40:20But all in all, she's a great queen.
40:22She just has to beat up that negative voice and counteract it with the positive.
40:27And until she does that, she's going to get stuck.
40:29Molly Poppins.
40:30When I saw that she was Orville Peck, I was really excited.
40:34So when she really didn't do much besides a southern accent and some ashless chaps, that's why I was put
40:40off.
40:41She just kind of blurred into the background for me.
40:43She looked great on the runway. She's a smart queen.
40:45Her candy floss, cotton candy dress, I actually enjoyed.
40:49Let's move on down to Hannah Condom.
40:51Hannah's look in runway tonight was just the full package.
40:54And in the competition, Jeff blitzed it.
40:56I felt like when you two were volleying between each other, it felt fun and light.
41:01She understood what her point of view was.
41:04She didn't disrespect Liza, but still kept her goofy and silly.
41:08On the runway, my goodness, how beautiful was this look?
41:12Proportions, color, silhouette, everything. Perfect.
41:18Silence. I've made my decision.
41:21Bring back my girls.
41:24Welcome back, ladies.
41:26I've made some decisions.
41:32Hannah Condom.
41:35Indraculations. You are the winner of this week's Maxi Chat.
41:38Finally!
41:39I did it. I fucking did it.
41:42You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
41:46Courtesy of the star.
41:48Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
41:51You may step to the back of the stage.
41:53Thank you so much.
41:59Spanky Jackson, you're a guy.
42:04You are safe.
42:07You may join the other girls.
42:19Minnie Cooper, on the runway, you were on a roll.
42:23But in the Snatch Game, you were not Ellen.
42:28Beverly Kills, on the runway, you roared.
42:33But in the Snatch Game, your ding dong went wrong.
42:39Molly Poppins, on the runway, the judges ate up your candy floss.
42:46But in the Snatch Game, you left us feeling peckish.
42:57Molly Poppins, you are safe.
43:05Thank you, judges.
43:06You may join the other girls.
43:15Minnie and Beverly, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
43:21I'm not giving up. I'm here to play.
43:23No, I'm here to slay, not to play.
43:24No, I'm here to play.
43:25Oh, fuck that.
43:28Two queens, stand before me.
43:34Racers, this is your last chance to impress me.
43:38And save yourself from elimination.
43:43The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
43:52Good luck and don't fuck it up.
43:56I am ready to give the judges my heart on a platter.
44:00Why hold back when you can go balls to the wall and fuck shit up?
44:09Saline, poison, inject me.
44:13Baby, I'm free.
44:15Bet.
44:17I'm free.
44:18Bet.
44:21Some girls won't dance to the beat of the tribe.
44:28She won't walk away, but she won't look back.
44:32Look back, look back, look back, look back.
44:36She looks good, but her boyfriend says she's a mess.
44:40She's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess.
44:42Now the girl is stressed.
44:44She's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess, she's a mess.
44:49Baby, I love to dance in the dark.
44:53Cause when he's looking, she falls so far.
44:57Baby, I love to dance, love to dance in the dark.
45:01Yeah, I love to dance in the dark.
45:03Work your Lombardy, Ramsey, Wilhelm, Liberace.
45:06Find your freedom in the music.
45:08Find your Jesus, find your cupid.
45:10You will never fall apart, Diana.
45:13You're still in our hearts.
45:14Never let you fall apart.
45:15This lip sync feels like I'm on drugs.
45:17Beverly's crying, what?
45:19Minnie's feeling back, what?
45:22When he's looking, she falls so far.
45:24Baby, I love to dance in the dark.
45:32Baby, I love to dance in the dark.
45:35Cause when he's looking, she falls so far.
45:39Baby, I love to dance, love to dance in the dark.
45:42Baby, I love to dance in the dark.
45:46Baby, I love to dance in the dark.
45:49hoez!
45:50I love to dance in the dark.
45:55Ladies, I made my decision.
46:02Beverly kills.
46:06Shantae, you stay.
46:08Oh, well.
46:09You may join the other girls.
46:12Beverly kills.
46:16Mini Cooper's a fucking legend.
46:24Mini Cooper, what a superstar.
46:28I'm so excited that the whole world is going to drive a Mini Cooper.
46:36Now, sashay away.
46:40Thank you so much.
46:42So, congratulations to Beverley.
46:45We love you, Coop.
46:49And before I go, is this where we do the re-shoot and send Beverley home?
46:54You best! We love you, Coop.
46:56Love you, Coop.
47:03Here we go.
47:04What have I learnt about my time here to work on my delivery show?
47:09I love to make people laugh, and I did that.
47:12I'm glad I met Spanky and Deary in Got to Know Kong.
47:15They're the people I'm going to miss the most.
47:18I think some people are actually fucking glad I'm gone.
47:19Do you want me to list them?
47:21Ba-dum-ching!
47:23Mini's still telling the truth when she's gone.
47:27Episode 4, hashtag bye, girl.
47:28We love you, Coop.
47:35Condragulations, Queens.
47:36And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
47:40Can I get an amen up in here?
47:42Amen!
47:42Alright, now let the music play.