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00:02It's a new week and I'm ready to lip sync.
00:05This has never happened before.
00:07Just two people on stage in front of RuPaul.
00:10This is fucking it.
00:12I am so past being a sad little bitch.
00:15What matters right here, right now is this goddamn lip sync
00:19and I'm going to turn it.
00:21Good morning, Rita.
00:23Good morning, Ivory.
00:25I take it everyone is rested and ready to continue.
00:32Two queens stand before me.
00:35Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
00:39and save yourself from elimination.
00:44I have my stance. I know where this is going.
00:47Bring it on, bitch.
00:50The time has come.
00:52Use your lip sync for your life.
00:58Murder on the dance floor, someone's gonna die.
01:01And sorry, Rita, I think it's gonna be you.
01:03Good luck.
01:04And don't fuck it up.
01:12It's murder on the dance floor.
01:18But you better not kill the groove, DJ.
01:21Gonna burn this goddamn house right down.
01:24It's murder on the dance floor.
01:26But you better not kill the groove.
01:30Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:32It's murder on the dance floor.
01:34But you better not steal the moves, DJ.
01:37Gonna burn this goddamn house right down.
01:41Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
01:44There may be others.
01:48And so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so.
01:51You'll just have to cry.
01:59Don't think you'll get away.
02:01I won't prove your own.
02:03I'll take you all the way.
02:05Boy, just come along.
02:06Hear me when I say, hey.
02:11It's murder on the dance floor.
02:14But you better not kill the groove.
02:18It's murder on the dance floor.
02:21But you better not steal the moves, DJ.
02:24Gonna burn this goddamn house right down.
02:27It's murder on the dance floor.
02:29But you better not kill the groove.
02:32Hey, hey, hey, hey.
02:34It's murder on the dance floor.
02:36You better not steal the moves, DJ.
02:40Gonna burn this goddamn house right down.
02:47Medic!
02:52Ladies, I've made my decision.
03:10It's a new week.
03:11The lip sync is going down right now.
03:14It's a boom, pow, pow, pow, pow.
03:17How do we feel it's going for them?
03:19I have no idea.
03:20I hate that we're not in there watching.
03:21I want to see it.
03:22Rapid fire.
03:23Who's staying?
03:24Rita.
03:25Rita.
03:26Rita.
03:26Rita, because she's Kiwi.
03:28Rita.
03:29I'm saying Ivory because I think she has a redemption story to play.
03:31Oh, okay.
03:32Ivory.
03:33Oli, what are you writing?
03:34I'm writing two notes.
03:36One to Ivory, one to Rita.
03:37What does Ivory's one say?
03:38I'm writing to Ivory because, A, she is my Sydney sister,
03:41so I need to send her some love.
03:43You're so beautiful and talented and she'd be very proud.
03:46But also, she has this wig that is really nice.
03:51P.S.
03:52Can I please borrow your black braided wig?
03:54I love that.
03:55So you're writing a letter to Rita now.
03:57What does Rita have that you want?
04:00Rita is...
04:02Dear Rita, I'm writing this letter to make it seem like I care about you.
04:06I do.
04:07I am writing Rita a note just to write her a note.
04:09I don't have to have anything from Rita.
04:11Leave me alone.
04:12Oh my god, yes!
04:15Sheena, I'm ready to have her.
04:17Who's gonna come back?
04:19Who won the lipstick?
04:20Oh no, I didn't finish writing my notes!
04:22Who survived?
04:27G'day, g'day, g'day!
04:29Hi!
04:30Rue comes into the work room and he's alone.
04:34Did they both get sent home?
04:36Hi!
04:36Hi, queens.
04:38Hi, Rue!
04:39Hi!
04:39I gotta tell ya, I was up extra early this morning to preside over Rita and Ivory's lip sync.
04:47Without further ado, please welcome back to the work room...
04:54Art Simone!
04:58Rita Manu!
05:02My girl made it!
05:03Yes!
05:04We didn't get to see what happened, but I can only imagine it would have been fierce.
05:09Welcome back, darling.
05:11It feels amazing having another week because my story, I feel like, has only just started.
05:15All these bitches better be weary.
05:17Shantay you stay.
05:20Ivory Glace, your drag future is bright.
05:24And that's money in the bank.
05:28Now, sashay away.
05:30Thank you, Rue.
05:31My drag race journey has been a rollercoaster and a half.
05:35I'm pretty at peace.
05:36I just gave it my best shot.
05:37I tried to stay positive.
05:38And at least I was iconic in the two episodes I'm here.
05:41Oh wait!
05:42Three!
05:42I made three!
05:43I didn't go home episode two!
05:44This is the third episode, right?
05:45Yes.
05:46Work.
05:47Well, shit.
05:48I hope the bank's still hiring.
05:51Now, Ladykins, it's time to grab your Louis Vuitton luggage and head to the South Pacific.
05:59Because for this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be starring in The Fake Housewives of Down Under.
06:05Oh!
06:07This vacation reunion special.
06:10Oh!
06:11Brought to you by Vakaya.
06:12I'm excited.
06:13I can see it.
06:14I can see the glamour.
06:15Now, with the help of reunion host, Reece Nicholson, we'll be putting your acting and improv skills to the test.
06:23Fuck.
06:26I'm not much of an actress.
06:27I'm not looking forward to it whatsoever.
06:30You'll be working in two teams of fake housewives.
06:34Isis, you won last week's challenge.
06:37And Rita, you survived the lip sync.
06:39So this week, I'm making you two team captains.
06:42Oh, wow.
06:43All right, now choose your castmates carefully.
06:47Starting with...
06:47Isis.
06:49I've just come off a win.
06:50I'm on a hot streak.
06:51Some of us haven't acted before.
06:53Some of us have played around.
06:54I've been acting for years straight.
06:56Not very well.
06:57Not convincingly.
06:58But I've done it.
06:59We'll see how we go.
07:00My first pick will be Gabriella Labucci.
07:02Oh!
07:03It's convenient.
07:04I am so happy that she picks me first.
07:07I'm quietly confident.
07:08This is going to be fun.
07:08Look out, girls.
07:09I'm coming for you.
07:10Rita.
07:12The group that I am thinking of choosing is just people who have potentially had experience
07:18in acting in the past and will be able to share that knowledge onto the group itself.
07:24Bumper Love.
07:26Another convenient choice.
07:29Isis.
07:29My next pick will be Hollywood.
07:32Hollywood.
07:33Okay.
07:35Rita.
07:38So, obviously, I don't want to be in Rita's team because she just came from a fucking lipstick.
07:42Rita, don't pick me.
07:44And Isis was there.
07:45Instead of like...
07:48Floor.
07:51In this group, I think I have more chances to shine.
07:55Alright, we have two girls left.
07:58Isis, it is up to you.
07:59Who do you choose?
08:02You're biting your nails?
08:04Sacrilege, I know.
08:09I don't know.
08:15You have to pick one, darling.
08:17Aw.
08:18I'm sorry, Ash, but I'm going to go with Ivana.
08:19Ooh.
08:20Alright.
08:20Hi, girls.
08:21That means Ashley Madison, you are on Rita's team.
08:25Come on, baby.
08:27Lovely.
08:28I was picked last.
08:29I'm not mad about it.
08:30These other girls know that I don't have experience in this, and I'd love to prove them wrong.
08:33Alright, now, tomorrow on the main stage, we will be joined by our extra special guest judge,
08:38the amazing Adam Lambert will be here.
08:41Oh, wow.
08:43Wow.
08:45I had the biggest crush on him when I was younger.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:47I still do.
08:49Melt smut the cockles of my heart.
08:50And on the runway, category is Bad Girls Gone Bad.
08:54Ooh.
08:55I see some hoes in this house.
08:59Hashtag Drag Race Down Under.
09:01Now, there's going to be some improv, too, so make sure you listen to what's being said.
09:06It always helps if you base who you are acting like.
09:09You have them in your head.
09:11A specific, particular person, it just helps.
09:13Racers, start your engines.
09:16And may the best drag queen win.
09:19Woo!
09:22This week's maxi challenge is the fake housewives of Down Under.
09:26I think we're going to kill this challenge.
09:27Absolutely.
09:27I'm excited for the improv with Rhys.
09:29I think that's going to be really fun.
09:30This week's acting challenge is a little bit different.
09:32And it's an acting challenge where we have a script, but we also have improv.
09:35With improv, you need to stand out, but you also need to make space for everyone else.
09:39And if these people aren't delivering, bring them in.
09:42Character breakdown.
09:43Chakra.
09:43Fake housewife of Byron Bay.
09:46Airy fairy crystal queen who is trying to make a buck.
09:48Alpha.
09:49Older sister to Beta.
09:50She doesn't give a shit about hurting anyone's feelings, especially her younger sisters.
09:54And then Dame Shazza.
09:55Who seems very hoity-toity.
09:57She is the investor the girls want to win over and has a hidden crush on Beta.
10:02Ooh.
10:02I like Alpha.
10:03I would love to have Alpha.
10:05I like Chakra.
10:06I actually like that character.
10:08I've been in the bottom last week.
10:10I was safe the first week.
10:11This is good.
10:12I might be able to actually show the judges my improv chops because I'm a host.
10:17Coming up with jokes on the fly is my thing.
10:20What do you like?
10:21I'm more than happy to be Dame Shazza if you're happy for me to be Dame Shazza.
10:23Yeah, I think you really pulled that off.
10:24Yeah, yeah.
10:25I like the look of Dame Shazza as well.
10:27Yeah?
10:29It's a good decision at the end of the day.
10:32I'm happy to literally be anything.
10:33I don't care.
10:33Whatever you all don't want, I'll take.
10:35And kill it.
10:36From last week being a little bit low to this week being a little bit cocky.
10:39Yeah, I want this win.
10:41This win's mine.
10:42Ultimately, I see it's your choice.
10:43Yeah, look, I want the team to win, but I also gotta shine myself.
10:46I helped these bitches last week with all of their terrible outfits.
10:51And I need to make sure that I'm taking care of myself.
10:53You're Alpha.
10:54Yes.
10:54I'm Shazza.
10:55Chakra.
10:56Chakra.
10:56And Beta.
10:57Yes.
10:57I take the role of Beta, who doesn't have many lines.
11:00But I'm still quietly confident because it's not about how many lines you have.
11:04It's about how you deliver it, but also what you're doing on camera when you're not the main focus.
11:10So how do we feel about the other team?
11:12We know we're good, but what do we think the other team are going to be like?
11:14I do feel a bit concerned because we know that floor doesn't really pick up on jokes that
11:21are handed to her.
11:22And an improv challenge, that's huge.
11:24Uh-huh.
11:25And the same with Bumper as well.
11:26Like sometimes you ask her a question, but she answers it completely differently.
11:29She goes a different direction in her way.
11:30And she loses her way.
11:31And Rita's not that loud.
11:32This is a challenge for her.
11:33Yeah.
11:34To really burst out of herself.
11:36Yeah, but she might get like a bit walked over, you know?
11:38Yeah.
11:38She's very quiet.
11:39I hope that she can just stand up and be like, this is what we're doing.
11:42So acting challenge.
11:44I'm fucking stoked for this team, darling.
11:46I don't think those girls are going to get on at all.
11:48Those personalities are very me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
11:52I'm kind of wishing I was on that team.
11:54I'm really happy to be with Floor, but Gabriella, Isis, Holly, and Ivana are all really great
12:00people to be in this kind of challenge with.
12:02I'm excited.
12:03I mean, I want to read what is going on.
12:05Yeah.
12:05I think if we read for it first, see what everyone's kind of feeling the vibe of, and
12:10then we'll go from there.
12:11I feel like I can make acting work.
12:14I've never done improv in my entire life.
12:16So I'm like, oh, improv.
12:20But I have to try it, you know.
12:23We have to incorporate the character that we have in our mind.
12:27That's what Ruth said.
12:28So that's what I want to do.
12:30We have Gwen, fake housewife of Hamilton, surprises everyone when she arrives on the cruise.
12:34Straight from prison.
12:35She is flat broke.
12:37She has a face tattoo.
12:38We then have Bertha.
12:39Has tons of money, but no class.
12:41Gemma.
12:42Pretty and sloppy.
12:44She's either drunk, on pills, or both.
12:46And then there's Poppy.
12:48Aspiring, untalented pop star, desperate to be famous, and time is running out.
12:52I know which one I want.
12:54I think I've got an idea as well.
12:56Yeah.
12:56I think I'd be worried about doing something too close to who I am, to something too glamorous.
13:00So I'm liking the idea of Gemma.
13:04Don't go there, bitch.
13:06Don't go there.
13:07Is that what you're wanting as well?
13:08I wanted Gemma.
13:10It's very fitting.
13:11I want Gemma because I think I can make her work very easily.
13:14Poppy.
13:15Yeah, she does sound like you.
13:17Which is kind of what everyone would be expecting.
13:19Expecting.
13:19For me, I would have thought Poppy would have been awesome for you.
13:21Yeah.
13:22Poppy the pop star.
13:23Yeah.
13:24Nice.
13:26I'll do Poppy.
13:28Okay.
13:28You do Poppy.
13:29Challenge.
13:30Amazing.
13:31I'm worried about Poppy a little bit, but I can make her work.
13:34I can make her work.
13:35You can do Gwen if...
13:37No, I don't...
13:37Or would you prefer to do Gwen?
13:39I don't mind either.
13:40I want Gwen because the character's from Hamilton and because they're from prison.
13:45I guess that kind of resonates a few with my family.
13:49So I can kind of like know which uncle or auntie to kind of play off.
13:55I'm just wondering though what the smartest role for us is, you know?
13:58Poppy, you've already got tattoos because she's got a face tattoo.
14:02I can definitely do Gwen.
14:03I'll be rough as fucking guts.
14:05I love it.
14:05Even though I really want Gwen, I think I'm going to do Bertha.
14:09Yep.
14:10And I'll be Gwen.
14:11I guess I just wanted to be a bit more of a team player and let people choose their own
14:16roles.
14:16Love it.
14:17It's awesome.
14:18Let's fucking do it.
14:19Yeah.
14:20Let's go.
14:20Bertha is a big role, which is kind of the person that the whole thing is written around.
14:26And so I'm worried for Rita because this is her moment to show the judges that she deserves to be
14:32here.
14:35People don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
14:37They hate me because I'm spiritual.
14:39Women want to be me.
14:41Men want to be in me.
14:42You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family.
14:46I earned my money the old fashioned way.
14:49I killed my husband.
14:56Welcome to part five of the Slaycation reunion.
14:59Our fake housewives recently spent time together on a Vakaya cruise.
15:04And things got fee-sickening.
15:06Now they're back to yell at each other about absolutely nothing.
15:09Yeah!
15:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:13Ladies, you've never looked more fake.
15:16Even on vacation.
15:17Our housewives were all about business.
15:19Let's take a look.
15:22It's the first day of the cruise and I'm so excited for the launch of my new line of battery
15:28-free personal massages.
15:31Hurry up, you dog.
15:32We're here to impress Dame Shaz with her financial backing, my battery-free personal massages.
15:39Battery-free personal massages?
15:40They're dildos!
15:42Well, make me rich!
15:45Wait, aren't you already rich?
15:46Shut up, bitch!
15:49Oh, look!
15:50Oh, hi!
15:51That crystal-wearing clown!
15:52Chakra!
15:53Darlings, you look so...
15:55Hideous.
15:56Radious.
15:58I can't chat.
15:59I'm on my way to meet Dame Shazza.
16:01With her investment behind my holistic makeup-free makeup line, I'm gonna be rich!
16:07Wait!
16:07Aren't you already rich?
16:09Shut up, bitch!
16:12Alpha, why do you hate your sister so much?
16:14Please, elaborate.
16:15She tried to steal my man.
16:19All she does is make me do all the work.
16:22You don't understand how fucking hard it is to deal with her!
16:25Well, you know what?
16:26You're not my real sister!
16:30What?
16:31Yes!
16:32Mommy was with the milkman!
16:34Oh, that would explain why Daddy was always so distant!
16:37What I like to do is I like to take a deep breath in, grab my Vegemite, and breathe out.
16:45Did it help?
16:46No!
16:48Well, I think it's safe to say that Alpha and Chakra's product launches didn't quite go to plan.
16:53Let's take a look.
16:56It is I, Dame Shazza.
16:58Yes!
16:59You may care, sir.
17:01Good day, Miss.
17:02Welcome to the launch of my holistic makeup-free makeup line.
17:06I'm wearing some now.
17:07It's absolutely hideous.
17:12Mystifying.
17:13Can I apply some on you?
17:15Excuse us, Dame Shazza.
17:18Welcome to the launch party of my battery-free personal massage.
17:24They're dildos!
17:26Excuse me, bloodjet.
17:28Dame Shazza is talking to me.
17:30Excuse me, clown.
17:32Dame Shazza is talking to me.
17:35Oh!
17:35Oh!
17:36Stop!
17:37Don't stop!
17:37Oh, don't stop, Harda.
17:39Oh, too much!
17:40Oh!
17:40Oh, not enough!
17:41Stop!
17:42That's no way to treat a regal lady!
17:45Thank you, dear.
17:46But I can handle myself.
17:48Oh, I bet you can.
17:50The business I've been investing my money into will be revealed at the Slaycation reunion.
17:57I had you!
17:59Oh!
18:01Hell!
18:02Wow!
18:03My decision is to make...
18:07Beta, the new CEO of my brand new company, Dame Dildo!
18:14Me?
18:16Yes, I'm very excited to work with you, Beta, closely, intimately.
18:20In and around, uptown, downtown, turn the beat around town.
18:23Please turn my beat around.
18:24Well, I am hard as a rock.
18:27That's all the time we have.
18:29Goodnight!
18:29Bitch!
18:31Bitch!
18:32You fucking bitch!
18:34Bitch!
18:35Oh, damn!
18:36I'm so sorry!
18:38This show is all about empowering women.
18:40I'm feeling confident in what our team has delivered.
18:43Ivana's chakra is a little worrying.
18:45There's that magic that might be missing a little bit.
18:50I didn't come here to fuck fighters.
18:53I came here to fuck your husband.
18:56If being sickening is a crime, then put me on the cover of TMZ.
19:01I'm not drunk.
19:02I want pills.
19:05Sincerity is everything.
19:06If you can fake that, you've got it made.
19:14Welcome to part 16 of this location reunion.
19:17This season, our housewives went away on another Vakaya cruise.
19:21Let's take a look.
19:24So I'm on deck, trying to remember my cabin number,
19:27when all of a sudden, I hear this blood-curdling scream.
19:33What is that noise?
19:35Oh, thank you so much.
19:37I'm warming up for my big performance,
19:39that media muggle, Venta Maddux Brandy Mas.
19:43When she hears me sing,
19:45she will put me on the front pages of all her publications.
19:48And I'll make millions!
19:51Wait, you're a singer?
19:53Yes!
19:54What are you?
19:55Drunk?
19:55I only do pills.
19:59Hey Gemma, guess who just got out of jail?
20:02Oh, Jason!
20:03No.
20:04It's Gwen!
20:06I'm out of house arrest.
20:08Check out my bracelet.
20:09It's gawky!
20:10I am so glad to see you here.
20:13Are you kidding?
20:14I wouldn't miss coming to Bertha Murdoch's Birthday Bash.
20:18When she hears all my prison stories,
20:20she's going to put me on the front pages of all her publications,
20:23and I'm going to make millions!
20:26Brisson!
20:27Is that where you got that hideous face tattoo?
20:30Oh, this?
20:31Oh no, I'm from Hamilton.
20:33I've had this for years.
20:36Bitch!
20:38Okay, well just between us possum pals,
20:41what does everyone think about Gwen's face tattoo?
20:44Dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life.
20:46I think she did something!
20:47In her aim!
20:49Okay, seems unconnected to what we're talking about.
20:51Is that a new song that you're working on?
20:53It is, it is.
20:54I'm doing the remix.
20:55Tattoo, tattoo, oh oh oh oh.
20:57Tattoo, tattoo available.
20:59I'm so amazing!
21:01Thank you so much!
21:02Now, the night of Bertha Murdoch's Birthday Bash
21:04did not go as planned.
21:06Take a look!
21:08I'd like to make a toast
21:10to all my fake friends
21:12who are greedy enough to make it to my party.
21:14Hey, Poppy!
21:15Hit me!
21:16Fly, fly, fly, fly!
21:18Ah!
21:20That was...
21:21Yes!
21:23Wonderful!
21:26I'm gonna put you on the front cover
21:28of all my publications.
21:30Are you drunk?
21:31Yup.
21:32And I'm also on pills.
21:34Hi Bertha, it's me, Gwen!
21:35I know who you are.
21:36You're Gwen, the tax evader.
21:38I'm gonna put you on the front cover
21:40of all my publications.
21:42We're gonna make millions!
21:44More like billions.
21:47Finally, a happy ending
21:49in this sad, pathetic franchise Bertha.
21:51What happened since the Birthday Bash?
21:54I do have a terrible confession to make.
21:59Sorry.
22:02There's no more prayers!
22:03You're broke, bitch!
22:04I'm broke!
22:07Oh my God.
22:08Gwen, what are you gonna do
22:09in this situation now you're all fucked?
22:11Well, actually, all the money I embezzled
22:12I put it into a bank account overseas.
22:14I forgot the account number
22:16and the PIN number
22:16so I'm fucked as well!
22:18Is it written on your forehead by Chad?
22:20Poppy, what are you gonna do now?
22:22Well, I love my nipples so much!
22:24Is that the name of your new song?
22:25How does it go?
22:26Nipple ho!
22:27Nipple ho!
22:28Nipple ho!
22:29Nipple ho!
22:29Nipple ho!
22:31I love it!
22:32I love it!
22:33In this improv, Floor is excelling.
22:37She is going ham,
22:39which is exactly what an acting challenge like this entails.
22:41Well, that brings us to the end of another season of Flaycation.
22:45Ladies, cheers to you!
22:48Thank you for having me!
22:49Thank you so much!
22:51I feel good!
22:53Goodnight, everyone!
22:56I think we did it, okay.
22:59But, mm-mm, Rita, going down again.
23:03I've been sober for three days.
23:05Here's me falling off the wagon again.
23:13So, it's a new day in a work room.
23:17Yes!
23:18And, I don't know how I feel.
23:20How do we feel about the challenge yesterday?
23:23Because, just quietly, I'm feeling kind of confident.
23:26Quietly, I think I've won this.
23:28Quietly!
23:30Quietly!
23:31Obnoxiously, I think I've...
23:32Despite having, like, a small role,
23:34you really, like, packed a punch.
23:36I felt very confident in what I did, and, like, I feel fine.
23:39What about you, girlies? How did you go?
23:42I think I struggled the most.
23:43I wasn't that confident.
23:45I know for a fact that I am going to be lip-syncing tonight.
23:47It's very frustrating because I've only just been in the bottom,
23:51and I didn't want to be there again.
23:52I'm worried for you,
23:53especially because in the improv there's that moment where you
23:55forgot your line and I had to jump in.
23:57Yeah, I did.
23:58Thank you for jumping in, though.
23:59I know I can do better.
24:01A small-town queen can do it.
24:03Like, look at Spanky last year.
24:04Although, you were fucking...
24:06I was actually very worried about the improv.
24:12I was like, Reese is here.
24:13Let's just let it go.
24:15Let's have a go.
24:16You were fucking amazing.
24:17I must have it.
24:17I struggled.
24:18Myself.
24:19Upon reflection, I think I'm in the bottom.
24:21I'm used to live performance, live acting, TV,
24:24the whole novel story.
24:25To be honest, I don't feel like Bumpa created a character.
24:29I will say I really enjoyed throwing a drink in your face.
24:32Thank you for that, Ash.
24:33I think it was just Bumpa.
24:35I'm not buying it.
24:36Ivana.
24:37Always laughing and isn't fucking suspicious.
24:41Why are you so quiet, Mama?
24:43Why?
24:43I don't know.
24:44I just feel like I'm letting you have this moment.
24:45I feel like I'm at least safe.
24:47There are so many other girls who aren't feeling very confident.
24:49Started a bit awkward, ended up getting there in the end.
24:51We'll see how we go.
24:54I'm a little bit worried about Ivana.
24:55She was a little bit dead behind the eyes.
24:57I don't know how tonight's going to be judged, ladies.
25:00If it is, you know, one team safe, one team in the bottom.
25:04Sorry, you're in danger, girls.
25:06It may be individual.
25:07It might be teams.
25:08You think we did well, but we never know.
25:10Holy moly, blow me over.
25:12The other team thinks they did a fantastic job.
25:15I think we're in danger.
25:16I wonder what Adam Lambert's going to think of them.
25:19I hope he sings for us.
25:21That'd be good.
25:22But if he doesn't sing, don't worry.
25:24I'll sing for you.
25:25Thank you so much.
25:27Should we go and paint?
25:28Yeah.
25:29Let's go.
25:33So ladies, I don't know about you, but I'm kind of excited for this theme on the runway.
25:38Oh my god, it's villainous runway.
25:40The villains are the most fun to play.
25:42Absolutely.
25:42That's the most fun to do.
25:44Absolutely.
25:44Can I hear everybody's villain laugh?
25:55You're like a little chihuahua.
26:02Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.
26:06Michelle Visage.
26:07Our pal Adam Lambert is here.
26:09I know.
26:11I do declare that this is the first time in Drag Race Herstory that a guest judge is wearing
26:16more eyeliner than me.
26:18Impro.
26:20Reese Nicholson.
26:22Now what is the key to a good improv?
26:24Timing.
26:27The key is timing.
26:33And welcome Adam Lambert.
26:36Now what brings you to New Zealand?
26:38I hear things are bigger Down Under.
26:41This week we challenged our queens to get real as the fake housewives of Down Under.
26:47And tonight on the runway, category is Bad Girls Gone Bad.
26:52Racers, start your engines.
26:54And may the best drag queen win.
26:58I'll tell you what I want.
27:00Category is Bad Girls Gone Bad.
27:03Up first, read a menu.
27:06Hello.
27:08On the runway tonight, I am serving you Riff Raff to the Gods.
27:12But wanting to take more of a feminine take on it because Riff Raff is an alien.
27:16Kind of be whatever, whoever you want.
27:18Come up to the left.
27:20And fuck me?
27:21It's amazing walking in front of Adam Lambert.
27:23I'm hoping he gets the reference.
27:25And he's so beautiful.
27:25My hips look big in this.
27:28Bumper Love.
27:29Queen of the damn girl.
27:31I am feeling my beautiful Alia self waltzing down that runway.
27:36With breasts to jewelry no less.
27:38And nails to girl.
27:40Well I'll be damned.
27:42I feel like the judge is making sure I hit my marks.
27:44And I kind of almost didn't.
27:46Bumper just moves to the beat of her own drum.
27:50Up next, Floor.
27:52Serenya Isma.
27:54One of my favorite characters.
27:56She has a lot of glamour.
27:57And she's very funny.
27:58So I can relate to that.
27:59I hope you brought enough poppers for everyone.
28:03Is that mascara?
28:06I am leaving my villain fantasy.
28:09Obsessed with a villain.
28:11Who's a good Eartha Kitty?
28:13Up next, Ashley Madison.
28:15With the jokes I tell, I'm not used to seeing people in this many stitches.
28:19On this runway, I am serving Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman realness.
28:25How ravishing.
28:26I've taken the iconic things that we know from Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman.
28:29And I've incorporated them into this amazing alaganza of a gown.
28:33I'm giving cat.
28:34I'm giving rowl.
28:35I'm feeling great.
28:37I want a drink.
28:38And a hamburger.
28:40Well this runway's pussies galore.
28:42Yes.
28:42This look is inspired by Catwoman.
28:44I'm in a full body latex suit.
28:46And I'm showing off my curves and my waist and my, the gold titties.
28:50It's latex.
28:52Judges are eating it up.
28:53And I fucking see Adam Lambert.
28:56He's seeing me in latex.
28:58Hopefully he's turned on.
28:59I mean she looks great, but I had to clean out the litter tray.
29:03Isis, Avis, Lauren.
29:05Poor thing cut herself shaving.
29:07This week I'm paying homage to my queen, my lord and saviour Lady Gaga,
29:11as the countess from American Horror Story.
29:14I am just gaga about this gown.
29:16Mmm.
29:17It's really awesome.
29:18Because this character is really misunderstood.
29:20Just like us as queer people are misunderstood.
29:23As the countess, I've left blood all over this one way.
29:25Because what?
29:26I've killed it.
29:28Up next, Hollywood star.
29:31I'm serving supermodel.
29:33I'm giving you black excellence.
29:35I am not the only Aaliyah tonight, but I am the only one that matters.
29:39How's your little head?
29:42It feels amazing stomping my heels on the runway.
29:46No one can tell me that I do not look like a supermodel.
29:51Gabriella Labucci.
29:53Tonight on the runway, I'm inspired by Harley Quinn and roller derby.
29:57She's gonna roll in this competition.
29:59However, I walk down the runway.
30:01I give you catwalk in skates because I'm treating it as if it's fashion.
30:05I also pad my ass out like a motherfucker because in roller derby,
30:09you don't punch, you don't kick, you hit them with your hips.
30:12I've got the star on my helmet because the jammer in roller derby
30:15is the one that scores the points and I'm here to score all the points tonight.
30:19Kia ora, queens.
30:20Kia ora.
30:21Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
30:22Oi, oi, oi.
30:23This week you performed as groups, but you'll be judged as individuals.
30:28And when I say your name, please step forward.
30:34Ashley Madison.
30:39Hollywood star.
30:43Ladies, you are both safe.
30:48You may leave the stage.
30:53Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
30:55First up, read a menu.
30:56First of all, I do want to say that your makeup is really pretty.
30:59You were wearing my favorite color.
31:00Can't go wrong in an animal print.
31:01I think for me though, what was happening was I was losing you.
31:04You played a nice lady who was rich.
31:07That's as far as it went.
31:09Just wasn't quite enough for me and I'm very sorry.
31:11But you look beautiful tonight.
31:13I love your makeup.
31:15And the wig is really weird in vaginal.
31:18I like it a lot.
31:21Alright, I'm gonna need a bump of something.
31:23I need bump of love.
31:24You were one of the more bonkers.
31:26Like you had so much weird character shit poured onto you in the brief.
31:29And you just accepted it all.
31:30You believed in what you were doing.
31:32You were grounded.
31:33You were comfortable.
31:34And that natural performance was really interesting.
31:36I'm a sucker for anything sparkly.
31:37When you turned the corner on the runway, I went, oooh.
31:41This is your color.
31:42It is so good.
31:43Your makeup is so gorgeous.
31:44You look 25 years younger than your actual age.
31:48You seem surprised that you did so well.
31:50I am.
31:53Up next, divas to the dance floor.
31:56Michelle.
31:59I'm gonna tell you what I love.
32:00You went 100 miles an hour.
32:02It drove me crazy in about 10 seconds.
32:06I would have liked to have seen some ups and downs with it.
32:09I heavily disagree with Michelle.
32:11I was here for it.
32:12I was so impressed.
32:14What inspired that character?
32:16Isma.
32:16Oh, now I'm getting it.
32:18Oh, Isma.
32:19Is that what you're saying?
32:20I thought you were saying, it's mine.
32:21It's mine.
32:22It's mine.
32:26It's mine.
32:30I think we found your catchphrase.
32:35It's mine.
32:36It's mine.
32:36Up next, I wanna drink.
32:38First of all, I wanna give you credit for trying to push yourself to a different level.
32:43You needed just a little bit more.
32:44I just kept losing you.
32:47And you were in your own head, I think.
32:49I think the thing to keep in mind, drag needs to have an element of play all the time.
32:54You know, shake it off.
32:55Have fun with this.
32:56Tonight, I can't tell you how beautiful your figure looks.
32:59For me, I would have loved a giant ponytail.
33:03It just would have been the balance you needed.
33:08Up next, Isis Avis Loren.
33:11I had fun with you.
33:12I think once we got to the improv, I could see you thinking.
33:15Tonight, it's really beautifully executed.
33:17Love a cold shoulder with that kind of foreskin sleeve.
33:20I love it.
33:21It was built to be on stage, and the stage thanks you for it.
33:26And we are back when she likes the role of Boogie.
33:29It's a Gabriele Labucci.
33:31I think she called it a Gabriele Labucci.
33:34I love your chest plate so much.
33:37Am I allowed to say that?
33:39Yes.
33:40Yeah, is that sexual harassment if I'm talking about a drag queen's tits?
33:42I consent, Adam, I consent.
33:45Allora, Gabriele Labucci.
33:48Hi.
33:50I love that we completely take you to Italy, and you're just like,
33:53I am the most Aussie-Occa thing you'll ever meet.
33:55And that extends me every time.
33:57I thought you were just present and funny.
34:00You weren't shutting anybody down.
34:01You weren't stopping the momentum of the scene.
34:03You were greasing the wheel and letting it roll forward.
34:06One thing I'm really disappointed about you tonight, though,
34:08is why didn't you pad?
34:10I just couldn't fit me in the luggage.
34:11My talent was stuffed in.
34:13It's just so wonderful and so silly.
34:15I will say that sometimes your makeup is concerning for me.
34:18It's mostly in the eyebrows.
34:19You have a thin face.
34:20If you were to start your eyebrows a little bit not so close in here,
34:24it will change everything.
34:26Thank you, queens.
34:27I think we've heard enough.
34:28While you untuck in the workroom,
34:31the judges and I will deliberate.
34:33You may leave the stage.
34:38Cheers.
34:40Safe.
34:41Safe.
34:41I was surprised that I didn't get...
34:43In the top?
34:44Yeah.
34:44I thought I did a good job.
34:45I thought I took direction really well.
34:47I thought it was a little bit funny.
34:49I'm not really happy being safe this week because I know I can act.
34:54And then also, let's go to my runway.
34:58Hello.
34:58Hello.
34:59This outfit is glorious.
35:02You look absolutely amazing.
35:04I looked gorgeous.
35:05Stunnalina.
35:06Linda Evangelista.
35:07Naomi Campbell.
35:09Okay?
35:09Hollywood star.
35:10Who do you think is lip syncing?
35:12Rita and Bumper?
35:15Yeah, it's definitely Rita.
35:16And Bumper just wasn't really in a character at all.
35:19Hello.
35:19Oh.
35:21Hi.
35:23I'm in.
35:25They loved it.
35:26They fucking loved it.
35:27The only thing that they said, maybe just tweak your makeup a little bit.
35:30But you know what?
35:30It's critique that I'll actually take on board.
35:32You should be very proud of yourself.
35:33Yeah, I think it's mine.
35:35I think it's mine.
35:35I'm so fucking happy.
35:36Yeah, and they love Bumper too.
35:38Yeah, they did.
35:39Yeah, I love Bumper.
35:40Yeah, I got no negative feedback, actually.
35:44Gag.
35:45Gag.
35:46Gag.
35:47And she was gagged as well.
35:49I am...
35:50I love you!
35:52I'll be honest.
35:54I love Bumper.
35:55But I think it's bullshit.
35:57I don't want this to, like, come across any other way.
35:59But, like, the character that you presented was very you.
36:02And I guess the judges don't know Bumper I know.
36:05And so I watched it and I was like, this is Bumper.
36:07That's the same how I felt.
36:08I am surprised, concerned, and irritated.
36:15And we're ready to see something new.
36:17Yeah, well, I didn't say some of the shit that she says,
36:19but I was definitely basing it not on me, but on others.
36:21But it was me.
36:22Yeah.
36:23100%.
36:23I love the fact that the girls are talking about me.
36:27I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
36:32No.
36:33Mum is like, keep on talking the more you talk.
36:36The prettier I look.
36:39I just feel like I'm not performing very well at the moment.
36:42Two weeks in a row I'm getting the same feedback that I'm just not putting myself out there.
36:46This isn't who I am.
36:47I'm so comfortable with you girls.
36:49And I feel like as soon as the camera's in there, I just change.
36:53I honestly don't know what is stopping me from killing it.
36:57I know that I can.
36:58I've got the confidence.
36:59But for some reason here, it's not showing.
37:04I would really love for the judges to see the environment that we know.
37:12I don't know why this makes me emotional.
37:14I'm getting frustrated myself because I know I'm not dodgering and something needs to change.
37:19I just want a chance to show myself.
37:23Maybe I need to have some shots before we go on.
37:25Every day I need to start with like three shots of vodka.
37:28I mean, don't count your chickens before they hatch.
37:30The one thing that we know in this competition so far is that anything can fucking happen.
37:33Yeah.
37:33We never know.
37:35Now, just between us kangaroos, what do you think?
37:39Starting with Rita menu.
37:41Rita deserves credit for really trying to pick it up a little bit,
37:45but still was only about halfway to where she really needs to be.
37:49Not a good night for Rita.
37:50I thought her makeup was really gorgeous.
37:52I thought the outfit was interesting.
37:53I want it more from her riffraff.
37:56I want it more from her fake housewife.
37:59Up next, Bumpa Love.
38:00Bumpa is another one that we know can do so much more.
38:03And I think that she gave us a lot more in that fake housewives.
38:07You could see her starting to trust herself.
38:09And she looked gorgeous.
38:11Let's move on down to floor, Michelle.
38:14Listen, I know y'all can disagree with me all you want, but this was just super high and never
38:20came down.
38:21But I loved how present she was.
38:23She is really here to slay this competition.
38:25Yes.
38:26Michelle, you're absolutely right.
38:27But I laughed every single time because it was so stupid.
38:30I loved it.
38:31I'm sorry.
38:31It is one of those things that I can't explain.
38:33I'm a dumb bitch who loves a dumb joke.
38:35Isma.
38:36Isma.
38:37Isma.
38:38Isma.
38:39Isma.
38:39It's mine.
38:40There's a star quality there.
38:41She's one to watch.
38:42Ivana drink.
38:43Whereas Floor was having the best time.
38:46Ivana, I don't think she was having as good of a time.
38:50Maybe she wants to drink.
38:51She's just thirsty.
38:54I mean, that's just the funny thing that it is,
38:55is like a lot of the girls that work in bars,
38:57is that's part of the atmosphere.
38:59And maybe, you know, you take them out of that environment
39:01and they don't really feel comfortable.
39:03That's true.
39:04Let's move on down to Isis Avis Loren.
39:07She started out really strong and really funny.
39:08She didn't suck.
39:09She started to die out a little bit.
39:11The work in the challenge was serviceable.
39:13Star wasn't born.
39:14No, no.
39:15Star was serviced.
39:17Serviced.
39:20Gabrielle.
39:20Really enjoyed watching her.
39:21Since the beginning, I've kind of struggled with her makeup,
39:23so I'm glad I got to say something about it.
39:25Her eyebrows were fighting with one another.
39:26Yeah.
39:27Well, they just want to meet.
39:28They just want to meet.
39:29They're not going to.
39:30Introduce them.
39:31No, they're so close, but yet so far away.
39:35And it worked for the character.
39:37And then tonight on the runway, how cute was that?
39:39That roller derby kind of Harley Quinn moment.
39:40The more you get to know her and the more she does,
39:42she is a superstar.
39:44Improvising is all about saying yes,
39:45and Gabrielle really said a C.
39:50Silence.
39:51I've made my decision.
39:53Bring it back, my girls.
39:54What are you at?
39:56Welcome back, queens.
39:57I've made some decisions.
40:01Gabrielle Labucci,
40:02this week you rolled over the competition.
40:06Indragulations.
40:07You're the winner of this week's challenge.
40:11Me?
40:12I'm the winner.
40:13I'm shocked.
40:14Oh, my God.
40:16I'm so stoked.
40:18You've won a $5,000 gift card
40:21thanks to Vaqaya,
40:22the all-LGBT vacation company.
40:26You can visit your motherland,
40:28Italy.
40:31You may join the other girls.
40:32Thank you so much.
40:34Grazie.
40:41Bumper.
40:44Floor.
40:46Isis.
40:49You are all free to slay another day.
40:52You are safe.
40:53Thank you, Rui.
40:54You may join the other girls.
40:56Call me Adam.
40:58Read a menu.
41:00I've on a drink.
41:01Sorry, my dears,
41:02but you are both up for elimination.
41:05Two queens stand before me.
41:08Ladies,
41:09this is your last chance
41:10to impress me
41:13and save yourself
41:15from elimination.
41:18Hearing the same feedback
41:19two weeks in a row
41:20has really lit a fire under my ass.
41:22I want to show the judges
41:23that I've got high energy
41:24and I am a fun time.
41:25I'm a van of fucking drink.
41:27This time has come
41:29for you to lip sync
41:31for your life.
41:35I am ready to fuck this song up.
41:37It's an Adam Lambert song
41:38and I'm literally performing it
41:39to Adam Lambert.
41:40You couldn't have asked
41:41for anything better.
41:42Good luck
41:43and don't fuck it up.
41:56Where have all the good men gone
41:59and where are all the gods?
42:03Where's the streetwise herd
42:05you least to fight the rise now?
42:09I need a hero
42:10I'm holding out for a hero
42:13to the morning light
42:15He's gotta be sure
42:17and he's gotta be soon
42:19and he's got to be larger than life
42:22larger than life
42:26This is such a powerful song.
42:31Ivana is playful with it
42:33and Rita is giving such a strong presence
42:35and like power behind that.
42:37I don't know what's gonna happen.
42:39I need a hero
42:42I'm holding out for a hero
42:44to the morning light
42:47He's gotta be sure
42:48and he's gotta be soon
42:50and he's got to be larger than life
42:53larger than life
42:55I'm through the wind
42:57and the tin in the rain
42:58and I'm still
43:00I'm fucking wrong
43:14and he's got to be strong
43:16and he's got to be strong
43:18and he's got to be fresh
43:18and he's got to be fresh
43:19from the fight
43:20I need a hero
43:23I'm holding out for a hero
43:25to the morning light
43:27He's gotta be sure
43:29and he's gotta be soon
43:31and he's got to be larger than life
43:33larger than life
43:42Ladies, I've made my decision
43:49Freedom and you
43:50Shantae, you stay
43:54Thank you
43:56You may join the other girls
44:01Love you
44:02Good job
44:05Ivana, drink
44:07You've made the world thirsty for more
44:09Now
44:11Sashay away
44:13Thank you
44:18I didn't have an exit line
44:19because I didn't think I'd need one
44:20Bye
44:26I'm feeling disappointed
44:27I had high standards for myself
44:29and I didn't meet them
44:32I don't regret what I've done
44:33but I wish I could have done more
44:35I didn't get to show who I am
44:38Hello
44:38Good news
44:40Yeah
44:40It wasn't a sewing challenge
44:42Remember, it's not about how you do
44:43it's about being there
44:45and it's about people enjoying you
44:47and I'm sure they will
44:48I'm very proud of you
44:49and no matter what happens
44:50you've done yourself very proud
44:51so well done
44:51Thank you
44:54I'm not going to win $50,000
44:56so I may as well try and steal $50,000 worth of shit
44:58right
45:00The cherub is coming with me
45:09Condragulations, queens
45:10and remember
45:10if you can't love yourself
45:12how in the hell you going to love somebody else
45:13can I get an amen up in here
45:15Amen
45:16Alright, let the music play