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00:01I feel very humbled by the experience.
00:04You did it, girl!
00:05Oh, there's JoJo's message.
00:07I cannot believe how emotionally intense that was.
00:10That was a lot.
00:11It's taken so much for all of us to get here.
00:15JoJo getting her dream taken away from her like that is crushing.
00:19Read it out, Elektra.
00:21I'm so happy to call each and every one of you Mob Sisters.
00:24Bring the crown home, Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
00:27Oi, oi, oi.
00:28Now clean this mirror, bitch.
00:32I'm so relieved.
00:34I came in here confident, maybe overconfident.
00:37Now I feel ready.
00:39This feels like the start now.
00:41Well, now you've all seen my moves.
00:42Yeah, I'm scared of you.
00:44And not just your makeup.
00:47But Karen, you won.
00:48How do you feel?
00:50I've just set a bar for myself and I know that I'm going to bring down this competition.
00:54The other queen should absolutely be threatened by me.
00:57Can we get out of drag?
00:57Okay.
00:58Let's do it.
01:02Karen, you're a winner, baby.
01:04I'm a winner, baby.
01:05Do I think I'm deserved of winning it?
01:07Yes.
01:07I think I'm more than deserved of winning.
01:09Yeah, I've got one up on Art Simone.
01:11I think that that might get inside her.
01:14Both of your looks you served, like, really cool.
01:17I think I have the best looks.
01:19I know I have the best looks.
01:22But I'm coming to terms with that.
01:23This is a competition.
01:25It's now every woman for herself.
01:28Welcome to Drag Race.
01:32Welcome to Drag Race.
01:39Top 9.
01:42How are we feeling?
01:43Oh, so much relief.
01:45How are you feeling, Karan?
01:46I'm ready for week two.
01:48You're up with that tip you can afford to go home.
01:52I think Art Simone's ready to go in.
01:54She gave me a little look after winning the first challenge.
01:57There was a little bit of jealousy there.
01:58I wonder what this week's going to be.
02:00Do we have any thoughts what the challenge could be?
02:03Doing a shoeie.
02:04What's the shoeie?
02:05What's a shoeie?
02:06I don't know what that is.
02:07You don't know what a shoeie is?
02:08What a shoeie?
02:09It's just something you do when you have a big old piss up and, you know, you want
02:11to have some fun.
02:12You shove some booze in a shoe and you're scullered.
02:14Three, two, one.
02:16Hey!
02:20Next week, I'm hoping they do something for us that's a bit New Zealand.
02:23Maybe they'll bring in a sheep and we can all take turns fucking it.
02:29Honestly, that's got notes of fungus.
02:33Who's shoes are they?
02:41Hey, Racers!
02:43It's me, RuPaul doing my very best Kanye Minogue invitation, which I have to say is not bad at all.
02:50Kylie!
02:51Yes!
02:52Okay, if you want to win that crown, and I'm sure you do, you have to keep the competition spinning
02:58around.
02:58Tell all the other girls to get out of my way and make the world go.
03:09G'day, g'day, g'day.
03:12Gorgeous.
03:14Who are you people?
03:17Racers, condragulations on surviving the first episode of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.
03:25Now, it's time to go big or go home.
03:29Because for this week's maxi challenge, we're playing the Snatch Game.
03:36Brought to you by Barefoot Wine Australia.
03:39Snatch Game Episode 2, what the fuck?
03:41Yes.
03:47That is my internal monologue.
03:49I tried to keep calm on the outside, but I'm fucking terrified.
03:52Now, you all know how this works.
03:54You pick a celebrity to impersonate, and then make me and the rest of the world piss ourselves.
04:00Simple.
04:01Racers, start your engines.
04:03And may the best drag queen blank.
04:07Oh, my lord.
04:12I don't want to tell anyone yet, because as soon as I bring the costume out, they'll all know.
04:16I have one guess.
04:18Magda.
04:19Are you doing Magda?
04:20Oh, who are you doing?
04:22She wouldn't be an Australian icon, would she?
04:24She will.
04:25Well, people at home really want me to do Jane Turner from Kath and Kim.
04:28I really want to challenge myself.
04:30She's very well known in Australia.
04:32Oh, Bindi Irwin.
04:33Yay.
04:33Yay!
04:35What's this fantasy?
04:38Bindi Irwin.
04:39Okay, yeah, good one.
04:41Yeah, yeah.
04:41She's not very funny, though.
04:42This is the problem I'm in.
04:44So, Jennifer College is something that I can riff off really easy.
04:47This one, I have six pages of jokes written.
04:50I'm doing Bindi.
04:51Oh, are you doing Bindi?
04:52Yeah.
04:54Well, it'll be good to have an animal.
04:55How are you doing her voice?
04:56Because her voice is really difficult.
04:59You'll see.
05:01What?
05:03I've created a character for Bindi.
05:04I thought it'd be more fun, there'd be more to play with.
05:07And if you're saying you've got more things to play off with that.
05:11Are you just going to give her Bindi Irwin?
05:13I thought today was going to be cruising.
05:15I've prepared Jennifer.
05:17It's just something a little bit out of the box for me.
05:20If Roo comes around and says,
05:22don't do Jennifer, do Bindi, I'll have her back, thanks.
05:24There's going to be two Bindis because I'm not changing.
05:29You're very quiet.
05:31I don't know what to do.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33What are your options?
05:33What are your options?
05:34Okay, so this is Carole Baskin.
05:37This is Dr. Seuss.
05:40They're completely different.
05:41My gut is telling me to go with the rest, to do Dr. Seuss.
05:45Wiggles.
05:46Who?
05:47Carole Baskin.
05:48Oh, that's great.
05:50Dr. Seuss.
05:51Oh.
05:52I'm just worried that it's like a grey suit and like...
05:56I would never sabotage anyone.
06:00If that's what you feel most comfortable with...
06:07Is someone else doing this?
06:08Oh, Scarlett is going to.
06:09What's going to.
06:11Is she still doing it?
06:12Bindi Irwin is an interesting choice.
06:14I mean, she's obvious in the case that she is an iconic Australian.
06:18Yeah, I picked her because I knew there's so much humour in there.
06:21There's so much fun to have.
06:22Right.
06:23But when it comes to quirky personality and quotes,
06:26there's kind of nothing there.
06:28Great.
06:31Who are you doing?
06:32Well, I actually brought a lot of options.
06:35So who are you going with?
06:36Well, I'm pretty confident with who I've got.
06:39Are you going to tell me that?
06:41I'm not going to tell you.
06:42I'm not giving you that advantage.
06:45Fuck off.
06:46Dolly Parton's an icon,
06:47and no one has ever done her on Drag Race before.
06:50So the pressure is on.
06:59Hey, ladies.
07:00Hi.
07:01Oh my God.
07:01I've come to check on your snatches.
07:07Come on over.
07:08Anita Wiglet.
07:09You've got a purse there.
07:11There are pearls.
07:11Are you Queen Elizabeth?
07:13I am the second.
07:14I love Queen Elizabeth the second.
07:16Rue is a big fan.
07:18I'm about to really destroy every image of the cute older lady.
07:22Rue Paul, in my household,
07:24we have a long tradition of celebrating anniversaries.
07:26When somebody turns 100, I write them a letter.
07:29And when somebody turns 16, Prince Andrew sends them a text.
07:33Too far?
07:35Can't go too far here.
07:37Very funny.
07:39What are you like when you're low energy?
07:41I don't mean to have an off switch.
07:42I'm going to like, all the time.
07:44I love it.
07:45I love it.
07:47But it'd be interesting for you to go,
07:49where are those other places in my personality
07:51that I don't give enough energy to?
07:54Can I see you just sort of like...
07:57Girl.
07:58Even slow it down even more.
08:00Oh, you want some of these apples?
08:05Give mama some sugar.
08:07There's a lot of sides to Anita
08:09that people just don't get to see.
08:10But I don't know what it is.
08:12I think maybe it's her way of surviving in this world.
08:15Coco Jumbo, come on over.
08:17I cannot believe I'm speaking with Rue Paul right now.
08:19Holy fucking shit.
08:21Last week, you were in the bottom three.
08:23Pretty much, yeah.
08:24What was going through your head?
08:25I knew, like, the costume wasn't up to...
08:28The first costume, which was what?
08:29Which was the lips?
08:30Yeah, the lips and the eyes.
08:31Yes.
08:32Um, yes.
08:33Yeah, that was rotten.
08:34Yes.
08:38Why are you carrying that flute?
08:39The person that I'm doing for Snatch Game is Lizzo.
08:42I'm such a big fan of Lizzo.
08:44The tricky part, though, is that when girls choose someone that they really love on Snatch Game,
08:49they don't want to make the person they're doing angry at them.
08:52I think it's going to be fine.
08:53She'll have a good time watching me.
08:54Good.
08:54Just because I look up to Lizzo doesn't mean that I'm going to let that hold me back.
08:58Et cetera, et cetera.
09:00Hi, Rue.
09:00How are you?
09:01Hello.
09:02Who is that?
09:03Something maybe got their baby.
09:04Oh, Lindy Chamberlain.
09:05Lindy Chamberlain, yeah.
09:06Wow.
09:07How old were you when you became aware of Lindy Chamberlain?
09:10My mum always used to say it.
09:12She always used to tuck me into bed and say,
09:13hope the dingoes don't get you tonight.
09:17She genuinely...
09:19I don't know how to clean the rest of the world.
09:22I think et cetera, et cetera is taking a bit of a risk.
09:25I don't know what angle she's going to take.
09:26Lindy Chamberlain is quite difficult to make funny.
09:29I don't know what to expect.
09:30Are you a comedy queen?
09:31Um, I think sometimes I'm funny when I'm not trying to be,
09:35but when someone turns, you know, the spotlight on me
09:37and says, be funny, sometimes I go,
09:40ooh, I just think my sense of humour is very different.
09:43I'm going to take it all the way.
09:44Well, thank you so much.
09:45Make me laugh out there.
09:46I'll take my little wig away.
09:49Thank you, darling.
09:49See you, Rue.
09:50Art Simone.
09:51Hi, Rue.
09:51Hello, love.
09:52I'm doing Bindi Irwin.
09:54Oh, yes, Steve Irwin's daughter.
09:56She's going to be my interpretation of what Bindi Irwin is.
10:00Do you have any acting in your background?
10:02I played the really challenging role of drag queen number one.
10:04Um, I've done that in a few different films.
10:07Um, I mean, that beats hooker number two.
10:11Exactly, exactly.
10:11And I started on drag queen three and I made myself way up to drag queen one.
10:15So, I think I've really grown within the industry.
10:18The person that Rue pulled the laugh the most was Art.
10:22Absolutely laughed.
10:23Like, was hysterical laughing.
10:26And that's sort of intimidating for us.
10:28But then it's also a pressure on Art.
10:30All right, Art Simone.
10:32Very funny.
10:32I can't wait to see you out there.
10:34You know, you're a natural.
10:36Make you laugh.
10:37Me too.
10:39Hooroo.
10:52Welcome, everybody.
10:54It's Rupaul.
10:55And it's time to play the Snatch Game Down Under.
10:59Brought to you by Barefoot Wine Australia.
11:03All right, let's meet our contestants.
11:05From the Real Housewives of Chlamydia, say hello to Michelle Visage.
11:11Our next contestant is from the upcoming series, Pink Eye for the Straight Guy.
11:16Please welcome Reese Nicholson.
11:18Reese, is this your first Snatch?
11:19I'll be honest.
11:20I tried it once in high school, but I didn't know what to do.
11:23So, I just kind of high-fived it and ran away.
11:24Oh, I think it was a good choice.
11:26All right, contestants.
11:27Are you ready to meet our stars?
11:29Yes.
11:29Yes, please.
11:29First up, the queen of country music, Dolly Parton, is here.
11:34Well, how'd it happen?
11:36Now, Dolly, on a scale of nine to five, how much do you hate, Jolene?
11:41About an 11.
11:43Straight from the Australian zoo, Bindi Irwin.
11:48Bindi, I hear you're a bit of a snake handler.
11:51Yeah, I do love a good snake fluid in me now.
11:54Blame it on the juice.
11:57Lizzo is here.
11:58How are you feeling?
11:59Girl, I'm feeling good as hell.
12:02Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
12:07Did you know we've got something in common?
12:08Oh, what's that?
12:09We've got an exceptional set of family jewels.
12:14Jennifer Coolidge is here.
12:16Oh, hi, Rue.
12:17Now, Jennifer, are you hungry for a hot dog?
12:20Oh, yeah.
12:21I love a hot dog, especially when they're down under.
12:26The lovable Catherine O'Hara is here.
12:28Well, you know what they're saying, Rue, you can't have all the pigeons.
12:31But when you do, they're probably Italian.
12:33Did she just say you can't have all the pigeons, but when you do, they're usually Italian?
12:38That's exactly what she said.
12:39You haven't heard that saying before?
12:41Oh, I haven't.
12:41Okay.
12:43Magda Zabanski is here.
12:45So many iconic characters, from Shazza to Mom in Baby.
12:50Well, it was very hard to be on that shoot, RuPaul.
12:53I love bacon, you know?
12:54And every time the bloody pig came near me, I thought of breakfast.
12:59The wrongly convicted Lindy Chamberlain is here tonight.
13:04Now, is there a public statement you'd like to make?
13:06Has anyone seen my baby?
13:11It's Dr. Seuss.
13:13Hello, hello.
13:14What a wonderful call.
13:15It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. RuPaul.
13:17Now, I've always wanted to ask you, do you like green eggs and ham?
13:21Well, RuPaul, they're absolutely delicious.
13:24But if you ask me one more question, I may try and make myself your missus.
13:31Now, Michelle and Reese, this is how our game works.
13:33I ask a question, you fill in the blank.
13:36Simple as that.
13:37All right, first question is for Michelle Visage.
13:39How can you tell if your boyfriend is cheating on you with a drag queen?
13:43His breath smells like blank.
13:45I have first-hand experience with this.
13:47You do?
13:48Okay.
13:48Don't act like you weren't there.
13:51And his breath smells like tucking panties.
13:56You and the celebrities can see if Michelle has any matches.
14:00Lindy, how can you tell if your boyfriend's been cheating on you with a drag queen?
14:03His breath smells like...
14:04I wrote down an answer.
14:06And I stepped away for a second to heat up a can of bank fiends.
14:10Went back to the tent.
14:12And a dicko got my answer.
14:13A dicko got my answer.
14:15Has anyone seen it?
14:17Oh, we are all going to hell for this.
14:20All right, let's move on down to Dr. Seuss.
14:22The doctor is in.
14:24Could you write me an answer, Dr. Seuss?
14:26I've known a few women that have had a few frights.
14:28And they told me their men smell like old type.
14:31Oh!
14:33Very clever, but not a match.
14:36Nice try, Dr. Seuss.
14:38Lizzo, how can you tell if your boyfriend's been cheating on you with a drag queen?
14:42Because his breath smells like...
14:44Some bitch's juice.
14:46Some bitch's juice.
14:48Okay.
14:49Yeah, well, that would be the telltale sign.
14:51But that is not a match.
14:53Lizzo.
14:53All right, let's move on down to Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.
14:58Your Majesty, how can you tell if your boyfriend's been cheating on you with a drag queen?
15:02His breath smells like...
15:04I want peanut butter.
15:06Because I always say, who needs a man when you've got two corgis and a jar of peanut butter in
15:11the fridge?
15:14Is it a match?
15:15Well, that's a very good answer, but unfortunately, not a match for Miss Visage.
15:19All right, let's move on down to Magda.
15:22Magda, his breath smells like...
15:25Glitter.
15:26Glitter!
15:27I don't remember what glitter smells like.
15:29It's crunchy.
15:30Not a match for Michelle.
15:32Let's move on to the next question.
15:34All right, here's your question, Rhys.
15:36Michelle Visage is having a kangaroo pouch implant so she can keep her blank warm.
15:42Uh, I would say she's getting it installed to keep her balls warm.
15:47Oh, that's great.
15:48That's a great idea.
15:49It needs to be a big pouch.
15:50Okay, well, let's move on down to Dolly Parton.
15:54Michelle Visage is having a kangaroo pouch implant so she can keep her blank warm.
15:59What say you, Dolly?
16:00I said turkey leg, because down there in Dollywood, the lines can get so long in that
16:05Chasin' Rayfell's exhibition that I think if she gets a little hungry, she can whip out
16:09her turkey leg.
16:11Well, but that's not a match.
16:12We're looking for balls.
16:14We're looking for balls.
16:16All right, let's move on down to Jennifer Coolidge.
16:19Cookies.
16:19Her cookies.
16:20You want a cookie?
16:21You love that food, don't you?
16:23I do, and you know, a lot of people just think I'm abroad with big tits, but that's not
16:27true at all.
16:28I've also got a fat ass.
16:32She's had a turkey all-legged, too, in her time.
16:34Oh, yes.
16:36Oh, yes.
16:36Not a match, Jennifer.
16:38You're kidding.
16:39Bendy Irwin.
16:40What say you?
16:41What is Michelle Visage keeping warm in her kangaroo pouch?
16:46Yeah, well, you know what I love?
16:47I love wildlife, and I'm a real eco-warrior, and, you know, I'm really fond of a moist pouch.
16:51You know, I love going in the moist pouch.
16:53It's nice and warm inside.
16:54It's a safe place to go in and out and in and out and in and out.
16:57So I think the perfect thing that Michelle would really love in her moist pouch is her
17:01big, dry, and very dangerous bush.
17:04Not a match.
17:06Let's move on down to Lindy Chamberlain.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10So much tragedy in your life.
17:12I'm battling through the grief to write an answer, and I write...
17:14Hang on.
17:15Rude, do you hear something?
17:17No.
17:17What?
17:18What is it?
17:19Oh, my God!
17:21It's the dingo!
17:22Oh, God!
17:23I think I'm hilarious.
17:25Other people, not so much.
17:27Jesus Christ!
17:28Somebody call Bindia when she knows what to do with wild animals!
17:33Food for the dingoes!
17:35Enjoy!
17:37Mr. Dingo would have taken my baby, and I wouldn't have anything to do with Prince Andrew anymore!
17:44All right, Michelle Visage, this next question is for you.
17:47Celebrities, are you ready?
17:48Yes!
17:49All right, Michelle Visage.
17:50Yes.
17:51Reese is so gay.
17:54When he throws a boomerang, he catches it with his...
18:00Purse!
18:00Okay!
18:03All right, let's move on down to Magda.
18:05What say you?
18:06Reese is so gay.
18:07When he throws a boomerang, he catches it with his...
18:09With his lisp.
18:10Ah!
18:11Do you have a thing about the lisp?
18:13Do you...
18:14I don't know what lisp you're talking about.
18:16Oh, it's very sexy, though, RuPaul.
18:18Nothing like being spat on.
18:19All right, let's move on to Bindi Irwin.
18:21Reese is so gay.
18:22When he throws a boomerang, he catches it with his...
18:25What is that?
18:26Oh, sorry, Ru.
18:27There's just blowies all over me face at the moment,
18:29and I'm just really trying to get them out of the way.
18:31And what are blowies?
18:31Now, I don't know what that term means.
18:33Yeah, well, blowies are just the little things that are in the air,
18:35just, you know, just flap all over your face,
18:37hit it constantly, in and out of holes all the time.
18:39RuPaul, the blowie tends to hang around a big pile of sheep.
18:43Oh!
18:43Oh, like a fly?
18:44Yes.
18:44Yeah, a fly.
18:45Which makes sense, because I do feel like I'm at the zoo here,
18:47surrounded by all this pack of wildlife.
18:49Back to the answer, you know, I've travelled the world,
18:51and I see, you know, the wildlife everywhere, wet and dry,
18:54but I think the one thing that, you know, is perfect
18:57is a blue ring octopus.
19:00Let's see, it catches with this blue ring octopus.
19:04Yeah.
19:05I don't know if art was doing a great Bindi.
19:08Maybe whatever bit her in the face, like, rubbed off on her.
19:11Unfortunately, not a match.
19:13Let's move on down to Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.
19:18Reese is so gay, when he throws a boomerang,
19:20he catches it with his...
19:21Well, you know, Reese reminds me of my grandson,
19:25not the one with the receding hairline,
19:26the disappointing gin.
19:28In fact, Megan called me the other day and said,
19:31Lizzie, what's the secret to a long life?
19:33Which I said, don't piss me off and wear a seatbelt.
19:39I said, he's a sexy ginger face.
19:42It's a very sweet answer.
19:44Unfortunately, not a match.
19:45Let's move on down to Catherine O'Hara.
19:47Catherine O'Hara.
19:48Reese is so gay, when he throws a boomerang,
19:50he catches it with his...
19:52We're looking for purse.
19:53Well, Michelle, I think we're communicating telepathically,
19:56because I also honestly wrote purse.
20:00Yay!
20:01Oh, wait a minute.
20:02Oh, Catherine, it looks like he paused out something
20:04and wrote something.
20:05That's a completely false accusation, wrote Paula.
20:08You had douche first.
20:10I think the jury's still out on that line.
20:13Let's move on down to Lizzo.
20:14Now, Lizzo, you took a long time to write this answer.
20:17Let's see what you wrote.
20:18I did take a long time to write it.
20:19I wrote bussy, a black pussy.
20:21You took all that long to write that one word?
20:24Here it is now.
20:27Where did she pull that out of?
20:29Her bussy.
20:29Okay.
20:31Bussy is not a match, because we're looking for...
20:34Hers.
20:34Hers.
20:35Yeah.
20:35All right, let's go to our next question.
20:37This one's going to be for Reese.
20:38Now, I'm remaking one of Kylie Minogue's hit songs,
20:42but she wants me to change the title to...
20:45Can't get you out of my...
20:47Ah.
20:48What say you, Reese?
20:49I can't get you out of my house.
20:51All right, let's go to celebrities and hear what they have to say.
20:54Catherine O'Hara, here's your chance to match.
20:57Reese, can't get you out of my...
20:59Well, Reese, I heard this qualifies.
21:01I can't get you out of my home, huh?
21:04And Reese, that is a match.
21:06No!
21:07I found you in my cellophobic connection, Michelle Vavage.
21:12Now, do you have any fond memories of Little Baby Home Alone?
21:15Kevin!
21:16Yeah.
21:17Kevin!
21:20Kevin!
21:22Kevin!
21:24Lizzo, can't get you out of my...
21:26DNA, RuPaul.
21:27I just took a DNA test, and it turns out, can't get you out of it.
21:31Can't get you out of my DNA.
21:34Now, what does that mean?
21:37Right, Lizzo, that is not a match.
21:39Let's move on to Her Royal Highness.
21:42Can't get you out of my...
21:44Well, I was wondering if Kylie has the same problem I have with Vince Philip,
21:48because when you get older, things start to get a bit tighter
21:50in your DAP dry-ass pussy.
21:58It's like, you know, look down there every day.
22:03Anita is hilarious.
22:05I never thought I'd be laughing at the Queen so much.
22:08It's like taking all of my power not to start laughing with her behind me
22:11talking about her dry-ass pussy.
22:13All right, let's move on down to Dr. Seuss himself.
22:16I can't wait to hear this answer.
22:18Can't get you out of my blank.
22:20Hmm, now, this one was tricky, but I am the riddle solver.
22:25Kylie can't get them out of her vulva.
22:31We were looking for house, but that's not a match, unfortunately, for Michelle Visage.
22:38Well, that sound you hear means that we are out of time.
22:43So, the winner of Snatch Game is...
22:48JoJo's a ho, because she got to go home last week
22:52and didn't have to endure any of this.
22:56All right, everybody, thanks for coming.
22:59Until next time, go blank yourself.
23:02Say goodbye, everybody.
23:03Bye!
23:05Bye!
23:05Bye!
23:06Bye!
23:07Bye!
23:18So, how do you girls think Snatch Game went yesterday?
23:21Do you know what, Art?
23:21I feel like that is probably one of the strongest Snatch Games
23:23there has ever been on Drag Race.
23:25Wow!
23:26Woo!
23:27I'm really proud of what I did.
23:29I think my performance was, like, there.
23:31I had a concept, I had a character.
23:32She was fully realized.
23:34We're all really good.
23:35It's going to be hard to pick who's in the bottom.
23:38It was a good Snatch Game.
23:40It was a really good Snatch Game.
23:42There's still got to be bottom queens, so...
23:45What about when Ru said that Coco's nude outfit was rotten?
23:48I mean, tea.
23:50Yeah.
23:53I think Coco's definitely in the bottom.
23:57But you knew that.
23:59I think I definitely over-sunk it.
24:01You know, it just froze on the spot.
24:03It's never happened before, but, like, usually I could come out of it.
24:07I just, like, went into a hole and couldn't pull myself out of it.
24:10It was weird.
24:11I definitely think I'm going to be in the bottom.
24:14If I could do it over again, I wouldn't have done Dr. Seuss.
24:18Not the vibe.
24:20I think the very first answer you gave, like, you stumbled a bit, but you totally came back.
24:24Oh, yeah.
24:25I must say, I'm very proud of my sister, Miss Wiggles.
24:28Yeah!
24:30You fucking killed that girl.
24:32Yeah, I did.
24:33I feel, like, elated.
24:36I feel like I'm going to be in the top.
24:38That's all that one can dream for for Snatch Game.
24:40There's, like, a top and a bottom, clearly.
24:43But, like, in between, it could be anyone's game.
24:46I'd have the look down pat.
24:48She looked amazing.
24:49But, yeah, I know nothing about Bendio after Snatch Game.
24:54It was Art Simone being crass and making Aussie jokes.
24:59So, how supportive is everyone's parents of drag?
25:03My mum is very much supportive of everything I do.
25:06She always knew that I was going to grow up to kind of be who I am before I knew
25:10that.
25:11Flaming homosexual.
25:12I love your family so much.
25:14They're always so nice.
25:16My mum is super supportive.
25:17She's, like, my biggest fan.
25:18She taught me how to sew.
25:19So did my mum.
25:21My dad, on the other hand.
25:23Oh, yeah, I know the feeling.
25:25Moving to New Zealand, that was sort of the first hard moment in my life, I would say.
25:30My parents, they split up.
25:32And leaving my dad, I was probably seven years old.
25:35And he said, he goes, just promise me one thing.
25:38You might turn out to be gay.
25:41I was 20 when I came out.
25:43My mum is amazing.
25:45She was just sort of like, cool, I've got a gay son.
25:47My dad in England, he struggled a little bit more.
25:50I sent my dad an email explaining that, hey, I'm gay.
25:54I felt guilty.
25:56By living in another country, I guess that it's, you never really have that connection with
26:05that father figured, if you could say anything to your dad now, I would tell him that I loved
26:12him, and that no matter what happened, that he's always my dad to me, and that I'll always
26:23love him, and that, yeah, he's always been an amazing person that I've admired him for
26:28a long time, and I always will do.
26:40Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under, Michelle Visage.
26:45Now, Michelle, have you ever been mistaken as a celebrity?
26:50Only on Scruff.
26:53Reese Nicholson.
26:55Now, who would you do for Snatch Game?
26:57I think I could play a very tired Tilda Swinton in the Conan O'Brien story.
27:02This week, we challenged our queens to make us laugh out loud with the Snatch Game Down Under.
27:09Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
27:15Category is C, Sickening.
27:17Up first, Art Simone.
27:20Your hands are big on the web.
27:21On the runway, I'm serving you real housewives of Atlantis.
27:25I'm throwing a pearl in my clan.
27:27I look fucking good.
27:29I think she's my seaweed dealer.
27:31I think this outfit shows my breadth as a performer and as a creative.
27:35Does look like a bit of seaweed, but that's okay, because people eat seaweed.
27:39Oh, she made me ink.
27:42Up next, Kitamine.
27:43Just like Kitamine, this comes in waves.
27:45Yes.
27:46I am serving you the most beautiful hand-dyed Ursula-inspired sea witch realness.
27:52Look at this octopus,ie.
27:53That was my Sean Connery.
27:55That was great.
27:56I feel fierce as fuck.
27:58I am channeling my inner sea bitch.
28:00You have got to be squidding me.
28:04Et cetera.
28:06Et cetera.
28:07For this week's sea-sickening runway, I am serving you deep sea diver deeper.
28:12I love a glory hole you can travel with.
28:15I've got my boots on.
28:17They're made for walkin' on the ocean floor.
28:19I feel good.
28:20I am giving you the moment in mustard.
28:23Bring back the mustard.
28:25How's your head?
28:26Heavy.
28:28Up next, Coco Jumbo.
28:30Is she serving calamari again?
28:33Walking down the runway, I am feeling like a boss-ass bitch.
28:37This outfit just screams that I am a proud POC, loving myself sick.
28:41Al, gee, your hair smells terrific.
28:45I am absolutely in something way right now.
28:47Someone's gonna have to fucking mop up these floors, honey, because there is a mess up here.
28:52Oh, this must be the C-section.
28:56Up next, Anita Wiglet.
29:01I am serving sexy siren.
29:03I've got wind blowing through my hair.
29:05I feel amazing in this look.
29:07The siren's ball.
29:09Yes.
29:09You may wonder how my waist is so small.
29:12I call it the semen diode.
29:13I hear she's really good at coral.
29:18Up next, Maxi Shill.
29:19Look what washed up on the Jersey Shore.
29:22I've taken the angle, Mother of Pearls.
29:25A pearl necklace, one of the ladies' favourites.
29:28What is a neck when you've got a chest?
29:30I wanted to portray that little old auntie that sits at the back of the room, smokes cigarettes,
29:36wears every piece of jewellery.
29:37I've heard of a pearl necklace, but this is ridiculous.
29:41A lecture.
29:43Shock.
29:44Is that seafoam green?
29:45Mm-hmm.
29:46That's kind.
29:47I'm serving you waves crashing down the runway.
29:50Gorgeous seafoam sparkling elegance.
29:53I'm having a real FOMO.
29:55E.T.
29:56Foam home.
29:57Oh, my.
29:59Up next, Karen from Finance.
30:02Clickbait.
30:02I am giving you high fashion, great white, sparkling from head to toe in the most ridiculously stupid
30:08sequin shark suit.
30:10What's the matter?
30:11Shark's got your tongue?
30:13I look incredible.
30:15This look is so camp.
30:16Karen from Finance is the camp queen.
30:18Ooh, she is this.
30:20I mean, fine.
30:23Up next, Scarlett Adams.
30:24Ladies and gentlemen, Aretha Franklin.
30:27I'm serving you Great Barrier Reef realness.
30:30I am feeling fashion as fuck.
30:32Ladies and gentlemen, Reef Nicholson.
30:35The Great Barrier Reef is one of the seven wonders of the natural world, and it is slowly
30:39dying because of climate change.
30:41If we don't do something soon, we could lose this beautiful natural wonder.
30:47Here we are, queens.
30:48Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.
30:50Oi, oi, oi.
30:53Now, based on your performances in the Snatch Game and your sea-sickening presentations,
30:58I've made some decisions.
31:01When I call your name, please step forward.
31:06Anita Wickley.
31:10Congratulations, you are the hands-down winner of this week's challenge.
31:15There we go.
31:17You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
31:21Courtesy of Barefoot Wine Australia, a pride ally celebrating the bold and beautiful for more
31:27than 30 years.
31:30KIDOMI.
31:34Et cetera, et cetera.
31:42You are both safe.
31:48Ladies, you may leave the stage.
31:57Ladies, you are all up for elimination.
32:01This was a very interesting Snatch Game.
32:04Let's put it that way.
32:06Now it's time for the judges' petits.
32:07First up, Art Simone.
32:09Hello.
32:10Let's talk about Bindi Irwin.
32:13You did one thing and stuck with it, and it didn't grow.
32:16The jokes that were landing in the beginning became repetitive.
32:19It just flatlined.
32:20It's about us seeing your interpretation of this person.
32:25I learned nothing new about Bindi Irwin.
32:28You are known to be funny, and I worry that maybe you just thought,
32:32oh, well, I'm going to be okay in this challenge.
32:35Tonight on the runway, the details even down to the webbing of the fingers.
32:38I thought this was beautiful.
32:43Coco Jumbo.
32:44Hi.
32:44Hi.
32:45Let's talk about your Lizzo.
32:47Oh, you know.
32:49Oh, I know.
32:50Not good.
32:51If you're going to do a big character like Lizzo, you have to do what Lizzo does.
32:55You have to be, yes, girl.
32:57But she didn't show up to the party.
32:59You didn't seem like you felt in control of the situation very much.
33:03You look gorgeous.
33:04You're a gorgeous girl.
33:05But again, you fell into the same trap that most people fall into with Snatch Game.
33:09It's just a missed opportunity.
33:11Tonight on the runway, the issue, I think, with this is,
33:14because it didn't tell much of the story.
33:15Is it pretty?
33:16Yes.
33:17Is it sea-sickening?
33:18No.
33:20Maxie Shield.
33:21Hello.
33:22Hi.
33:22So, you're Magda Subansky.
33:24You were her to a T. But I couldn't get you out of it to make us laugh and engage
33:31us because
33:31you weren't including us.
33:33I would almost worry that Magda was going to sue you it was so dead on.
33:36Like, it was perfect.
33:37It just didn't move any further than that.
33:40Tonight on the runway, it's not very elevated.
33:43I'm just going to be honest.
33:44But I love it for what it is.
33:46Is it shit?
33:46No.
33:47But it's not the best.
33:49Electra Shock.
33:50You did Catherine O'Hara.
33:53You looked nothing like her.
33:55You sounded nothing like her.
33:57But you included us in.
33:59You volleyed.
34:00That's what it's all about.
34:02There were times throughout it that I thought,
34:04this is not just a stroke of genius.
34:05She's just having a stroke.
34:10Really, it was so wrong.
34:12It was so wrong.
34:14But somehow it turned out right.
34:17This look, it is very pretty, but it is just a little bit on the basic side.
34:21It kind of feels like you have a very rich mom and you're going to year 10 formal.
34:25Karen from Finance.
34:27Here's the thing.
34:28This is Dolly Parton.
34:31If you don't nail her, you're going to fail her.
34:34It's almost like if you're not an impersonator, don't even bother doing her.
34:38The look was down, as is tonight.
34:40Tonight your look is gorgeous.
34:42Because the Dolly part wasn't there.
34:45She has just so many one-liners, and I was hoping that you would say some of them.
34:49And you are a funny queen.
34:50That's another part of it that made it a little bit more disappointing.
34:55Scarlett Adams.
34:57Jennifer Coolidge.
34:58Yeah.
34:59The voice was great.
35:00I thought the look was kind of rough.
35:02You definitely needed to push it much further.
35:05They were already her jokes.
35:07We didn't get to find out what your take on her was.
35:10But tonight on the runway, I think this is spectacular.
35:13This is a beautiful outfit.
35:15The color scheme is just gorgeous, and I love it.
35:19All right.
35:19I think we've heard enough.
35:21While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
35:25Let me leave the stage.
35:31It all makes sense now.
35:32The reason we couldn't work out who was the worst is because we were actually all really
35:36bad.
35:36Really?
35:37Every single one of us is up for elimination.
35:39We all go.
35:39Oh, are you serious?
35:40All of us, yeah.
35:41I thought everyone did pretty well.
35:42I completely disagree.
35:44I didn't think it was good at all.
35:45Oh, really?
35:45Yeah.
35:46I wish I could do it all over again.
35:48I really do.
35:49It was my one opportunity to do Snatch Game, and I totally blew it.
35:52I don't think there's a single person that was on that stage that shouldn't be practicing
35:56their lipsticks.
35:57The energy has totally shifted in the workroom.
36:01Everyone's shaking in their boots at the moment.
36:09Hi, ladies.
36:10How you doing?
36:11Everyone is Danny Minogue.
36:13Oh, my gosh.
36:16Danny Minogue is on the call.
36:17I'm talking with the Queen of Australia.
36:20Hi, Danny Minogue.
36:21Danny put the needle on it, bitch.
36:22What's going on?
36:23Who's in?
36:24Who's out?
36:24Yeah, you've checked in at probably the wrong time to talk to us.
36:29We would love some Minogue magic tips if you've got any.
36:32That would be great.
36:33You know what?
36:34Not every performance is going to be perfect.
36:37I've had some doozies where I've fallen through the set, you know.
36:41So what did I do?
36:42I kept going.
36:45What's your special move, Danny?
36:47Yeah, show us your move.
36:49This is it.
36:50Yeah.
36:52Yeah, a bit of needle action.
36:54We're very familiar with a bit of needle action.
36:58I think everyone at the moment who is potentially thinking they're lip syncing is ready to fucking
37:03crush this performance.
37:04If I was you, I would just focus now on that next bit.
37:07So if you get that moment to do that, you're just ready to absolutely kill it.
37:15You all look so insane.
37:17I can't take my eyes off you.
37:19Like, you look so freaking good.
37:35She should be in the bottom.
37:37I don't care how good her performance was.
37:51All right.
37:52Now, just between us kangaroos, what do you reckon?
37:55Starting with Art Simone.
37:58Tonight on the runway, I thought she looked beautiful.
38:01And I bought it book, line, and sinker.
38:03Oh.
38:04As Bindi Irwin, she ended up flat.
38:06The biggest defense was that it wasn't funny.
38:09There was nothing to latch onto.
38:10There are going to be people at home who know her work who are pretty certain she's just
38:14going to glide through this competition.
38:16And I think she hit an iceberg tonight.
38:18Coco Jumbo.
38:19Yeah, look who's a little more Liz nude.
38:22I'm sure she performs Lizzo, but she didn't display any of that essence of Lizzo in her performance.
38:28Tonight on the runway, the hair was amazing.
38:30I actually love the hair, but it didn't tell a story of the sea.
38:33I got from it Ursula the sea witch.
38:35What?
38:36Ursula.
38:37Oh, the white hair and the black.
38:39Ursula's purple.
38:40I'll see you in the car park.
38:41Yeah.
38:42Maxie Shield.
38:43So Maxie as Magda, I thought, did a great job.
38:47Was she funny?
38:49Meh.
38:50I felt she locked herself up in a box.
38:52She was too smart for the snatch game, and I think she needed to pull it back and simplify
38:56it.
38:56Let us have fun with it.
38:58She kind of felt over-prepared to me.
38:59And look, hey, I'm a gay man.
39:01I know it's all about preparation.
39:03Moving on to electra shock.
39:06Oh my goodness, Michelle Visage.
39:07The opposite end of the spectrum from over-preparing.
39:11On the runway, it was very basic for me.
39:14I didn't hate it.
39:16It just was very simple.
39:18Catherine O'Hara's character, Moira Rose.
39:19She went for it, and it was funny.
39:21And you know what?
39:22She sold it.
39:23I'm caring for finance.
39:25Tonight on the runway, everything was gorjois.
39:28Something like that could look so shitty.
39:30Mm-hmm.
39:31Easily.
39:32Which brings us to snatch game.
39:34Ha, ha, ha, ha.
39:34This was a big swing and a big miss.
39:37Dolly Parton and not even a giggle.
39:40I was absolutely gobsmacked.
39:43It was painful because we all know Dolly so well.
39:46She was playing her straight.
39:47Dolly Parton and no.
39:50Scarlett Adams.
39:51So Scarlett as Jennifer Coolidge was almost there.
39:55She knew all the lines.
39:56There were some funny moments.
39:57But she didn't push her.
39:58Yeah, it just never quite landed for me.
40:01A couple times I laughed, but it was more out of kind of like,
40:03oh, Jennifer Coolidge was great in that movie.
40:05Yeah.
40:05This look, it's one of my favorite things I've seen in a long time in drag.
40:09It was really excellent, and she knew it too.
40:11Felt almost Vegas like Showgirl.
40:13Yeah.
40:13Yeah, right?
40:13All right.
40:14Silence.
40:15I've made my decision.
40:17Bring back my girls.
40:20Welcome back, ladies.
40:22I've made some decisions.
40:26Scarlett Adams.
40:28Your Jennifer Coolidge was a little leaky,
40:31but your runway look floats our boat.
40:36You're safe.
40:39You may join the other girls.
40:47Karen from Vineass.
40:54You are safe.
40:58You may join the other girls.
41:03Electra Shock.
41:08You're safe.
41:11You may join the other girls.
41:19Art Simone,
41:21your runway look is truly sea-sickening,
41:24but the judges weren't wild about your snatch.
41:33Coco Jumbo,
41:35your smile lights up the runway,
41:37But your Lizzo was not good as hell.
41:44MaxiShield.
41:45On the runway, you served looks and laughs.
41:49But your Snatch Game was a little one-note.
42:01MaxiShield.
42:06You're safe.
42:15You may join the other girls.
42:21Art.
42:24Coco.
42:26I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
42:32Two queens stand before me.
42:37This is your last chance to impress me and save yourself.
42:45From elimination!
42:52The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
43:01Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
43:08I'm that bitch.
43:09I'm that bitch.
43:10I'm that bitch.
43:10I'm that bitch.
43:11I'm that bitch.
43:11That's the way it is.
43:12Don't, don't, don't you itch?
43:13You could be that bitch.
43:14But you ain't that bitch.
43:16It's unanimous.
43:17I'm that bitch.
43:18I'm that bitch.
43:19I'm that bitch.
43:19I'm that bitch.
43:20I'm that bitch.
43:20That's the way it is.
43:21Don't, don't, don't you itch?
43:22You could be that bitch.
43:23But you ain't that bitch.
43:25It's unanimous.
43:27I'm that bitch.
43:28I, I, I'm that bitch.
43:28Feelin' like a woman ponytail from a side.
43:30Stoke it like a pedestal and take it for a ride.
43:32He think I'ma catch her, but tonight I wanna pitch.
43:34In case you missed the cards, girl, I'm that bitch.
43:37Had to almost cancel Jimmy, put him in a body bag.
43:39He said I was a drag queen.
43:40Bitch, I'm the queen of drag.
43:41Bitch, drag queen.
43:42Bitch, I'm the queen of drag.
43:44Drag queen.
43:45Bitch, I'm the queen of drag.
43:46I'm giving everything.
43:48Everything.
43:48I'm fired up.
43:49It's not my time to go.
43:50I, I, I'm that bitch.
43:52I, I'm that bitch.
43:53I, I, I'm that bitch.
43:54That's the way it is.
43:55Don't, don't, don't you wish
43:56You could be that bitch
43:57But you ain't that bitch
43:58That's unanimous
44:00I, I, I'm that bitch
44:01I, I'm that bitch
44:02I, I, I'm that bitch
44:03That's the way it is
44:04I didn't pay any attention to art at all
44:07I am feeling like 100% that bitch
44:20Drag queen, bitch I'm the queen of drag
44:39Ladies
44:42I've made my decision
44:51Coco Jumbo
44:55Shantae, you stay
44:56You may join the other girls
45:07Art Simone
45:09Now that we've seen your charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent
45:13It's time to spread it all around the world
45:16Now, sashay away
45:21Thank you
45:30You're getting ready?
45:33I love you all so much
45:39I may have lost
45:40But I still have my hymen
45:43Thank you
45:51I'm very disappointed
45:53That I've let down all my friends and family at home
45:56And I've failed
45:57Completely
45:58I've got
45:59Thousands of fans
46:01That are expecting a certain level from me
46:04And I clearly didn't deliver it
46:13I'm the strongest one here
46:19You were here
46:21That means nothing
46:25I will never be able to live this town
46:28Ever
46:32Condragulations, ladies
46:33And remember
46:34If you can't love yourself
46:35How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
46:38Can I get an amen up in here?
46:39Amen!
46:40Alright, now let the music play