00:00So Iran fires dozens of missiles at Israel, air defenses scrambling like interns at Starbucks during rush hour, meanwhile oil
00:08prices jump 7%, gold hits $2,300, and my landlord still wants rent in cash.
00:15Remember last week when we thought the biggest crisis was Netflix raising prices?
00:20Somebody please install antivirus on planet Earth.
00:24Who's scarier missiles or Monday mornings?
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