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00:00Let's get ready to roast ladies and gentlemen. Let's get ready to roast. I'll see you at the roast, bitch
00:11Today's the day that we are going to be doing the roast
00:13The hardest part about this challenge is the entire challenge. Am I comfortable on a microphone? No. Am I good
00:20at telling jokes? No
00:21Have I been in the bottom a lot? Yes. I just gotta survive another week and be here to see
00:26tomorrow
00:30Hello everybody, two minutes until we head to the main stage
00:40It's a toast to Alyssa Edwards
00:49She should be on the show
00:56Good luck to you all, have fun
00:57Thank you Alyssa
01:09For this runway I feel stunning and I'm giving stunning and I am so proud of myself for this roast
01:16I got Rue cackling, I got Alyssa press, I could win this
01:22Thank you queens, I think we've heard enough. While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate
01:30Good job, bitch
01:33Rave reviews
01:34Rave, that was not expected
01:37Oh my god, I think Darlene's surprise was really epic
01:41I was in the top last week
01:42I was in the top last week, but chow
01:43I didn't do as well in the roast as I wanted to
01:46Although, I feel like I gave great energy
01:48I know the jokes weren't there
01:50It's not looking good for good OKP, bitch
01:53Oh my gosh
01:53Well, here's Miss Darlene's
01:56Cheers
01:56Fingers crossed, I'm on the board
01:59I can see it
02:00Oh god
02:00I can see it
02:02All right
02:04Ooh
02:07OK, so this is what the girls are seeing these days
02:11Let me take a seat and make myself at home
02:14Where's my camera? This one? This one? Or this one? Or this one?
02:18Which one of you is filming me?
02:21One, two, three
02:22One, two, three
02:23Oh god
02:23Cheers to me
02:32Were they out there?
02:34Were the girls out there?
02:36Do they not want to be here?
02:37I'm doing the reading now
02:39These fucking bitches
02:42Hi, oh my god
02:45Surprise, surprise
02:46All right, all right
02:48Oh my lady
02:50Oh my god
02:51Mother's out there
02:52Oh my gosh
02:52Well ladies, welcome to my toast
02:54Because it's my turn
02:55To repay the favor
02:57OK
02:57You all think you're clever, don't you?
03:00Bunch of fucking dirty ass rotten and worse
03:02Look at y'all, oh my goodness
03:04Bitch, Miss Alyssa Thomas gonna roast her
03:06That's girl, I'm scared, honey
03:07Because it's a lot of shit you can say about me right now
03:20Cheers to season 18
03:21Cheers
03:23Cheers
03:23Cheers to all of you
03:24Cheers
03:25Cheers
03:25And cheers
03:27Oh my goodness
03:29Look at this room
03:30This brings back memories
03:31I was gonna say
03:32Over in the gold bar
03:33I know
03:36What the hell you squirpin' like a chirpin' like a bird
03:38No, that's how you get
03:40That's how you do it with a tray
03:41Look at that
03:42How a woman has an orgasm
03:44This shake and go you got on your head
03:46Mama, this is human
03:47Girl, look how fucking orange you look
03:50Talking about Alyssa's greatest moments is so cool
03:53I'm so excited to be in the presence of a drag race goddess
03:55She is one of the most iconic queens to come out of the show
03:58I'm looking at these walls
04:01And I know they're glittered cardboard
04:05But
04:06Aren't we all?
04:07Chef drag
04:07I mean, so many memorable moments of my life has been shared
04:12And I hope you all are experiencing when you sat at home and you watched
04:15Yeah
04:15Of what you thought it would be
04:16I hope it's that for you and more
04:18It feels very surreal to be here
04:20I think we all agree
04:20It does not feel like it's hit yet
04:22That we are doing fucking drag race
04:24And you're doing it
04:27Well, I hope everyone's having a good time today
04:28It was absolutely fabulous, truly
04:29It was an honor for you all to read me
04:31I had to get back in my dressing room and call my therapist
04:35And it's a good thing that my husband is a clinical psychologist
04:38Cause I had to call him after the therapist
04:40And say, these bitches had the nerve, the gall, the gumption, the audacity
04:43To sit up here and tell me I had illegal Botox and shit
04:47I'm in danger
04:49The one pulling out the burgers
04:51Oh look!
04:52A burger!
04:53The bananas, the apples
04:54The banana
04:55I was like, this is really something else
04:59They really tried me
05:00But that was fun
05:01And that was a good roast
05:02How's it gonna shake out today?
05:04It sounds like it's gonna be myself, Darlene, and Jane
05:07She's what I would call a sneak attack
05:10You just let loose
05:12That's what you wanna see
05:13You will work for the rest of your life doing that act
05:17Drag has been something that I just did at home for years
05:21And so to feel genuinely seen and felt by other people
05:26It's an overwhelmingly good feeling
05:30You also got really good ones too
05:32You were also doing a character that was very funny
05:34Every time you would
05:35She means it
05:36But you were doing that too
05:37It's a silliness in you that really comes out
05:41I found yours to be so funny, smart, witty
05:43Obviously this is what you do naturally, right?
05:45Thank you, yeah
05:46Alyssa, you are the pride of Texas
05:48Oh wait, I'm sorry, I read that wrong
05:49Alyssa, your back is as wide as Texas
05:52As for our other sisters
05:54It's kinda up in the air
05:55It could be any of us for
05:57Compliments and critiques
05:58I think Meanie's probably safe
06:01I did dress for a funeral and I was like
06:02Shit, maybe I shouldn't have dressed for a funeral
06:03On a night where I could be up for elimination
06:06Cause that would not be cute
06:07It would be on theme though
06:09If it got sent home
06:11But we're not manifesting that
06:12We're not manifesting that
06:13We rebuke that
06:14The devil is alive
06:15Girl you better keep that dark side of shit over there
06:17You're right, you're right
06:19What are you feeling right now?
06:20You're being very quiet
06:21Do you think you're in the bottom tonight?
06:23I hope not
06:25But
06:25Period
06:26She said I'ma leave it at that
06:27Period
06:28I'm just like honored to be in front of you
06:30I'm a dancer also
06:32So like grew up in the dance competition world
06:33And all that stuff
06:34So I like look up to you so much
06:36Thank you
06:37And what about you?
06:38You're hilarious by the way
06:39Can I tell you?
06:40I was looking at you giggling
06:42You have this presence and this aura
06:44This energy about you
06:45That's funny
06:46That's like I wanna go out to eat with this girl
06:47And just keep eating
06:48Alyssa, I'm glad you get it then
06:49We often forget
06:52Yes, while this is important
06:53We're putting our art
06:54On a global platform
06:56Have fun
06:56Giggle
06:57Cut up
06:58High five
06:58Read
06:59Rewind
07:00Do it all again the next day
07:01Because truly
07:02This is a once in a lifetime
07:04Magical experience
07:06It's insane
07:06And it's hard
07:07It's hard, I know
07:09Really you should all be proud of yourself
07:11And give yourself grace
07:12Yes
07:12Baby, when I did the Katy Perry
07:14I said I'm winning
07:16Have you ever kissed a girl?
07:18Well never
07:20But
07:21Yeah
07:22I said I was so good
07:23They said Alyssa how did you do?
07:25Oh my god
07:25I was so good
07:26I had the blue wig
07:27Nailed it
07:28This is how I go into every single challenge
07:29I'm like you know what?
07:30I'm in the top this week
07:31I won this week
07:32So you're telling me you're in the bottom every week
07:33Oh same
07:33I have been safe every single week
07:35I know all about that
07:35We watch global
07:37But sometimes
07:38Listen
07:39Consistency can win the pageant where I'm from
07:41You've gotten to lip sync a lot on the show
07:43Yes
07:43Through many seasons
07:44What is your biggest advice?
07:46Because a few of us have had to lip sync for our lives
07:47But for the win
07:48Or for the win
07:49Where does your head go when you're in that moment?
07:51Well lip syncing is what got me here
07:52Right
07:52Yeah
07:53So one thing I knew
07:54One thing was certain
07:56When them lights go down
07:57Oh
07:58When them lights go down
07:59And the lady who writes the check sits up
08:02And I'm like this is your opportunity
08:05This is your high five to that little queer kid from Mesquite
08:08Yeah
08:09That dared yourself
08:10Dared yourself to be your authentic unapologetic self
08:13Yeah
08:13And I would often tell myself after like the fourth time lip syncing
08:18I was like girl don't be mad this is your bookings
08:20Okay
08:21You're about to work
08:21You letting the fans know a little dose of what they're going to get on the road
08:24100%
08:25And that's why she stays blessed and highly favored
08:29Hallelujah
08:29Yes
08:30You know and so it's an opportunity
08:31It's an opportunity if you fall short in something
08:33And you get to lip sync for your life or for the win
08:36You can show another angle to your art
08:38Another aspect another layer of who you are as an entertainer
08:41Absolutely
08:41So you know for me I would just say a silent little prayer
08:44I'm like look bitch good luck because you already done fucked it up
08:47All right
08:47So now get up in here
08:48Get up in here and twirl and remind them
08:51And remind yourself click that refresh
08:53Yeah
08:53Of why you're here
08:55I might be in the bottom tonight
08:56But Alyssa she really snapped me out of it
08:58This is my bread and butter is lip syncing
09:00So you want another show?
09:02Judges I'll give you another show
09:04I'll give you a performance
09:06All of you bitches making these old jokes
09:08Just remember one thing
09:09I'm not old
09:10I'm established
09:11Oh
09:13Now walk me around baby come on
09:14Yes honey let's go
09:15Here is this a snack bar?
09:16It's a snack bar you hungry?
09:17Y'all got a snack bar?
09:18Honey we got snacks up in this home
09:20The girls upgraded
09:20Bitch
09:20We sure did
09:22The girls upgraded
09:22All you young gals
09:23I don't know about this shit
09:24Zoom this out
09:25I'm just gonna back it up
09:26Y'all is this the only light we got in here?
09:28Get in here South Carolina lady
09:29Get in here darling
09:30I don't wanna block
09:31I don't wanna block Alyssa bitch
09:32Get in here darling
09:32Baby I can never
09:33Okay I'm gonna be in the corner
09:34It's a video
09:35My name is Alyssa Edwards
09:36And this
09:38Is the untucked
09:40Photo booth
09:41Oh
09:42Oh
09:44I'm blocking Alyssa girl
09:45Ladies
09:46I got a flight to catch
09:47Yes mama
09:48She's gonna go
09:49Truly truly
09:50I hope y'all just enjoy all this
09:52Thank you
09:52And remember
09:53Remember remember
09:54Even if you don't win
09:55You can still win
09:57I would know all about that
09:58I would know all about that
10:00I would know all about that
10:01I would know all about that
10:19People pay a lot of money for that
10:20That's true
10:21I would love to know everyone's like idea for this runway
10:25Because we all took it in completely different aspects
10:28The runway theme this week was swept away
10:30And for the first time in Drag Race history
10:33We walked from the runway and were blasted by a high power fan
10:37Jane, Dom's
10:38I have an Airtay tattoo
10:39So I was like I need to do some kind of Airtay thing
10:42And it's also like a little Vegas
10:44Yeah
10:44And I always love when you watch those like old showgirl shows
10:46Like I love the bitch that just comes out where you're like
10:48She looks so uncomfortable
10:50Like it's just literally like walking like this the whole time
10:53Darlene
10:5480s power suit woman caught in the windstorm on her way to work
10:57It's also giving Jennifer Coolidge and White Lotus
10:59100%
11:01Discord, what was the inspo?
11:03Um, I wanted to be like the fastest motorcycle in the world
11:05Just flames coming off me, Ghost Rider, you know?
11:07Yes
11:08Well, I wanted to do something monochromatic and really gorge for swept away
11:12Because that fan was gonna be epic
11:13So I was like I don't have any gorge
11:15So why'd you choose this?
11:16Oh, well
11:17Uh, okay
11:20I did it again
11:22Um, yeah, mine was also inspired by like
11:24I was trying to think of a different way to approach the wind
11:26That would involve like different props and things
11:29Cheers
11:30I saw the parachute thing done on a runway
11:32Like a Vogue runway battle
11:34And I thought it was super cool
11:36I wanted to look like I'm part of the Winx Club
11:39It's very Winx Club
11:39It is very Winx Club
11:40It is very Winx Club
11:42Alright y'all, let's follow the Discord train back to the couch
11:44Let's do it
11:49Darlene, how do you feel?
11:51I feel really good
11:51It was so completely fucking untethered
11:56And unhinged and like unmoored from reality
11:58And everybody else like kind of went up there and did like a standard rose set
12:01And you did like this bizarre performance art
12:04Performance art
12:05It was like comedy but it was also like a theater piece
12:08And it was like you making fun of yourself in the moment for sucking
12:13In a way that like circled back around to actually being the funniest part of the night
12:16Thank you
12:17I feel like I've been proud of myself that I have been in the top a few times
12:21But I still have been really really craving a win
12:24And to sort of really latch on to like why I deserve the crown
12:28I need to get on the board
12:29Period
12:30You were the biggest surprise of the night
12:32I think Darlene's got it in the bag
12:34If you win in this moment, I'm throwing away my wigs
12:36If you win in this moment, I am not paying for wigs anymore
12:42Where's your head at, Discord?
12:42Um, there's definitely a case that I could be lip syncing tonight
12:46Um, I mean they, on the comedy side they said it wasn't the best
12:51And I could have gone much farther
12:53And then on the fashion side, everybody got pretty positive runway critiques
12:57And I think I definitely got the worst of the runway critiques
13:00This look tonight, I wouldn't really call it blowing in the wind in any way
13:03There's a little bit, I think it's kind of stiff up here
13:06Juicy, where is your head at, babe?
13:08Um, I mean I'm preparing for anything, of course, because you never know
13:13Kenya
13:13Kenya, how are you feeling?
13:14How are you feeling, babe?
13:17It is no secret, it was a very emotional critique for me
13:20I feel like I've been in front of the judges a lot this season
13:23A lot
13:24And it was mostly, you know, girl, what the fuck?
13:27And I, I thought I escaped that for the past two weeks
13:31And then to be right back in this place
13:33And never heard her make that comment about that child inside
13:36You need to have a conversation with that little kid inside of you
13:39And understand, you are a natural star
13:43That's a lot
13:44To hear someone read you so clearly
13:47Right
13:47And so loudly
13:48I just think the judges see it for me so fiercely
13:51Right
13:51They see it for me so fiercely
13:54And me not being able to
13:56Hold up my end of the bargain and some challenges
13:58I'm like, girl
13:59If I have to lip sync, which I feel like I do
14:02Bitch, if I gotta fight, bitch, I gotta fight
14:03You gotta fight
14:03Hang on, bitch
14:05It's feeling so real
14:05Girl, this is the top seven
14:06We knew this was coming, girl
14:08Buckle up or get the fuck out
14:09And that's, that's where I'm at
14:11Alright ladies, it's time to start heading back
14:13Alright ladies, it's time to start heading back
14:21Just think
14:24Don't spiral
14:25Just what Alyssa said
14:27It's time to perform
14:28It's time to perform
14:29Give it
14:30It's your show
14:31Get booked more
14:32Like that's what it is
14:33I know
14:34Trust me, I know all those feelings, baby
14:35Just
14:37You're fucking fierce, bitch
14:38You do
14:39You really
14:40You really are
14:41I love you guys
14:41Me too
14:45I love you girl
14:46I love you too
14:47Mwah
14:48Bye
14:51I'm going this way
14:56And once again untucked
14:57I'm the last motherfucker walking out of here
14:59One thing about me bitch, I may struggle
15:03I may have to go through a lot of stuff
15:06But one thing I will never do
15:08Is give
15:09Up
15:10If it's my time bitch
15:12I'm a lip sync for my motherfucking life
15:13Because I was ready to do so
15:15And bitch
15:18If in a strange reality
15:19I'm not here next time
15:20I love y'all bitch
15:21Can you please a bitch?
15:26Welcome back queens
15:27I've made some decisions
15:30Darlene Mitchell
15:32Darlene Mitchell
15:33You're the winner of this week's challenge
15:36Oh my god
15:38Kenya
15:39Juicy
15:40You are up for elimination
15:43The time has come
15:45For you to lip sync
15:47For
15:49Your
15:50Life
15:57Juicy
15:58Juicy love Dion
15:58Shantae you stay
16:01You may join the other girls
16:05Can you please her?
16:06The answer is
16:08Yes you can
16:10Now
16:11Sashay away
16:12The question still stands RuPaul
16:15Can you please her?
16:22I worked so hard to get here
16:23To have it crumbling in front of me
16:25It's hard to feel right now
16:36It's okay
16:39I'm a fucking fighter
16:41And I worked so hard to get here
16:43And I am so proud
16:45Of what I was able to do
16:47Like this goddamn son of this program
16:55What?
16:56One thing about it bitch
16:56You could cry
16:58You soaked them motherfucking tears up bitch
17:00You'll be alright
17:03Top seven girl
17:04I did it
17:05A lot of hoes wish they could
17:07But I did
17:11Child
17:12I gotta walk my fat ass out this dough girl
17:14This ain't the last?
17:16You seen the King of Polisa
17:17Honey
17:17This ain't the last?
17:18You seen the me?
17:19Okay?
17:19The question still stands
17:20Can you please her?
17:21Can you take it?
17:22The King of Polisa of sex darling
17:23Is always in motion
17:25Let me go out this dough girl
17:27Girl wait
17:28Look at me when I walk out girl
17:29Hold on
17:30I'm still
17:30Oh bitch I can't fit
17:31Hold on bitch
17:32Lord have mercy
17:34I'm going
17:35I love y'all bitch
17:36I love y'all