00:05All right, smile for the fans, buddy.
00:07Let's say hi.
00:09I'm the real king around here.
00:10Your mom kicked the bucket, nor is she still alive.
00:13I helped him start a channel with your username and bank account so he could make money.
00:20The entire volume is broadcast live.
00:23You make me look like a giant baby.
00:25I'm saying it'd get .1 yen per view.
00:27I'll do all the heavy lifting.
00:28All you have to do is be in the shot.
00:31You let me be your producer and we'll make all the money.
00:58I'll make the money.
00:59I'll make my hand.
01:00I'll make my hand.
01:01I'll make my hand.
01:01My heart.
01:02Breath, breath, breath.
01:03Breaking.
01:04This life will be the same.
01:06Or death, death, death, faking.
01:10It's possible.
01:11It's possible.
01:12First time.
01:13Are you ready?
01:14Second time.
01:15Are you ready?
01:17Did it know?
01:18I'm really excited.
01:19I'm freaking out.
01:22I'm waking up.
01:23I'm waking up.
01:24I'm waking up.
01:24I'm waking up.
01:25I'm waking up.
01:31I'm waking up.
01:39I'm waking up.
01:40I'm waking up.
01:42I'm waking up.
01:42I'm waking up.
01:44I'm waking up.
01:45I'm waking up.
01:46I'm waking up.
01:46I'm waking up.
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01:47I'm waking up.
01:47I'm waking up.
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01:48I'm waking up.
01:48I'm waking up.
01:49I'm waking up.
01:50I'm waking up.
01:53I'm waking up.
02:05I know!
02:07Shad, I'm telling you, I was in shock too!
02:10The dynamic duo everyone's talking about are in my class, guys!
02:14Of course, Paco's trying to capitalize on our new fame.
02:18Who would have thought we'd be the main subjects of what it is live streams?
02:21let's give our viewers a nice hello hello chat we are the bully boys this deal freaking blows
02:28hey hoping when are you gonna do it just give me a sec bro i'll do it when i'm ready
02:35geez
02:35wait till you hear what's next one lucky viewer's getting some loot from their favorite youtuber
02:40a brand new state-of-the-art decked out gaming he's lying to you all these giveaways they're
02:48staged bullcrap he's not giving away anything he's full of shit and he knows it he pretends to
02:55be a saint on screen but he's just a punk punk goes a bully if you want to know who
03:02he really is look
03:03what he did to me i'll be uploading video proof to my own channel for the whole world to see
03:08i get beat up every time i come to school anyway if i can make some money from it then
03:13i say why
03:14the hell not what's this right more like a public execution the scrawny guy's always getting beat
03:22up i think i'll pass wait something doesn't look right oh he's got his crazy eyes uh-oh is pot
03:31go
03:31in trouble that's what i'm talking about sounds to me like 700 000 viewers just found out our channel
03:37exists you're doing great open oh man pot goes pissed i don't know what you think you're doing
03:45my stream is over because my battery died you freaking tool
03:52that was quite the little stunt you just pulled
03:54try hard thank you expose me scrawny baby wants revenge cousin
04:03don't look at me this needs to see natural because i already started streaming
04:08the title says it all popular new tuber pakos and no good delinquent oh man i've got a sick angle
04:15too
04:17this is great we're getting so many subs it's crazy pot goes a lot of things but smart isn't
04:23one of them did he really think he'd be stupid enough to challenge him on his own stream focus up
04:28let me worry about the shot you're the star of the show ham it up baby because as long as
04:34you keep
04:34getting your butt kicked we'll keep making out like a couple of bandits is getting beat up really where
04:40the big money is watching a loser like me get his crap kicked in people get off on this i
04:47freaking
04:47hope so chris i need big money and in order to make that these videos need to go viral they're
04:54not
04:54here for the usual getting my butt kicked they want to see me fight back
05:02what's up you little brat you want some you idiot what the hell are you doing if you just kept
05:11your mouth shut you could have gotten beaten up and been done this isn't like him when did
05:16hoban here finally grow a pair of balls
05:21come on someone break it up why is everyone just standing there and watching it happen
05:27the whole school's staring at me i can't back down now
05:32it's terrifying is that a record tree trunk those beady little eyes his enormous muscles and
05:39why the hell does he have so many tats he's in high school not prison his hands are huge compared
05:46to
05:47him i'm just a shaky little leaf in the wind how am i supposed to compete with that i mean
05:51in the movies
05:53whoops nope maybe i should just beg for mercy you're in way over your head you hear me
06:00maybe if you weren't a weak nobody your mom wouldn't have gotten kids
06:05dude did you just ask if his mom kicked the bucket if you want to use the kid you could
06:11have at least
06:11asked nicer that was it my fight with paco started then and there trash me all you want but not
06:17my mom
06:30whoops no he's way too big bro ah damn you're faster than you look buddy
06:38sorry i brought your mom into this she's in the hospital right i'll make sure they put you in a
06:43bed right next to her holy crap that had to hurt i didn't realize how important our weight difference
06:54was my fight with snapper was child's play i guess this is what a real fight is like
07:03so this is how it ends huh you thought it was over didn't you why would i stop now the
07:12fun's just begun
07:14i'm dead hey
07:21can you idiots keep it down who the hell just said that you want a nap go home crybaby
07:27huh oh it's that kid a rising star in the world of mma the super rookie moon sun kim sorry
07:37i uh
07:38didn't mean that wowie who knew he was in this class too watch your mouth or you're dead
07:48yes sir that was on me my bad with six words he made everyone's butt pucker
07:55there's a guy who's at the summit of alpha mountain place i'll never see we're done i'm going back to
08:01sleep
08:04you got any smokes uh yeah sure
08:10hobin that was pretty cool for you at least right now i'm sure it feels like you lost
08:17but today you won a following
08:23man my battery dying midstream saved my ass for show
08:28that friggin beanpole almost tanked my career today
08:33okay reveal staged what are these idiots talking about
08:47i'm the prey not the predator i didn't choose this life bullies like paco sealed my fate for me
08:56but right now i'm feeling great why you might ask because i hit that scumbag where it really hurts
09:02in his wallet we live streamed his violent outburst and uploaded it to new tubule the next day it was
09:09trending on all the search engines our video immediately went viral people were sharing it
09:14all over the internet you stick like bonnie double-crossing piece of he quickly went live to apologize
09:21but he made a rookie mistake
09:27well it's really easy to suck up to your viewers when they're a bunch of morons
09:32in addition to the staged giveaway i exposed yours started digging up all kinds of phony content
09:39someone even made a website where you could watch his subscriber count drop in real time
09:44before long paco was old news
09:51when some fall others ride their wave to the top
09:56and i was surfing now that i've made it this far i can't turn back
10:04from this point forward our main content is going to need to revolve around fighting
10:10thing is there's a big problem with that huh the runtime of the videos oh
10:17on new tubu most money you make comes from ad revenue not views to capitalize on that we need
10:23to strategically place multiple ads into longer videos but i can't see you lasting longer than a
10:29minute in a real fight so for this thing to be worth our while you need to last at least
10:34three
10:34minutes if you can't swing it our careers are over just like that three whole minutes huh oh how to
10:44get
10:45better at fighting are you kidding me i don't have that kind of time i have to learn something anything
11:01all of these methods will take way too long man well looks like i'm just gonna have to learn how
11:07to
11:07fight on my own how to fight damn son i can't fight or type huh there's an actual channel with
11:18that name
11:20no subscribers huh can i really be the first person to find it someone had to have made it by
11:26mistake
11:27right there can't be many so many videos why are you pumping out videos without any subs
11:42it's funny how these things happen you know do you want to learn how to win fights who would have
11:48known that some randos channel would end up changing my life forever
12:03before we go into physical techniques let's go over the mentality you'll need for fighting
12:09rule number one never get worked up
12:13if you lose your cool while fighting it's over before it began you are no longer the master of
12:19your fist but merely a slave to your emotions conversely if you can get your opponent to lose
12:24their cool you my friend will have a clear advantage moving on the first technique i'll be teaching you
12:31who is what the hell is this guy for real how to get hit without getting hurt no way uh
12:40maybe this is
12:44no no no it's too suspicious there's no way that it works so easily just another too good to be
12:51true
12:51scam that'll milk time and money out of people with free content
12:57bedtime
13:00so until our next chance encounter practice what you learned and you'll be the master in no time
13:07sorry boss i quit i work part-time at this dump pocket change won't pay my mom's bills
13:14i need to make more and faster hey you hear what happened that one guy's quitting
13:21which one guy oh you know that guy that makes burgers super fast the hoban kid
13:28he's the one that exposed puck go
13:31now that you're famous you don't want to work anymore is that it maybe i should start my own new
13:37too boo
13:40hey what's that look for so creepy i don't know he looks pretty cool to me
13:46i mean i didn't know paco was such a tool thanks to you i do
13:55here your number if you're quitting we won't see each other right oh boomy my sweet goddess
14:05i'll text you
14:14class is boring are you bored aren't you hoban no so you're busy kind of this isn't some scam right
14:25where'd that come from i don't care if it is a scam take all my money you're so funny hoban
14:31lol
14:33why are you smirking just researching some funny content yeah okay so how does it feel must be nice
14:41to have a channel with over 100k subscribers oh and after only two videos give me a break
14:48your average celebrity has a hard time pulling in subscribers like that think about it you're just
14:53a gangly schoolboy who loses fights on the internet anywho you think of any clever ways to keep a fight
15:00going for three minutes yet oh oh well i need a little more time to think you dumb ass get
15:09your
15:10head in the damn game bro we can't let an opportunity like this go to waste you know you're famous
15:16right
15:16or is your skull that thick yeah i know but what has being famous ever led to anything good oh
15:22hey what up
15:23hoban is there anyway you two would want to do a live stream with me i take it back snapper
15:28being famous freaking rocks yeah let's do it what's your angle yeah weren't you just sucking up to
15:36paco my silly subscribers won't stop bugging me until i do a collab with you guys come on boys help
15:43me
15:43on just this once please i cut ties with paco after you exposed him if i'm being honest with you
15:51i
15:51never like the guy anyway hey snapper what do we do for starters you can bring a friend and we
15:56can go on
15:56a double date how's that sound cowards yucking it up like you own the damn world don't get too cocky
16:05look at me look at me you destroyed my new tubu channel hoban hey wait a sec if your opponent
16:13loses
16:13their cool you will have a clear advantage come on face me loser if you lose your cool while fighting
16:22it's over before you know you are no longer the master of your fist but merely a slave to your
16:28emotions
16:28switcher stop scurrying away you goddamn loser
16:36is this really happening it's just like that song dog guy said
16:43i'm taking a punch i might as well try it this is how to get here without getting hurt
16:53but you're just so photogenic you're a real piece of crap snapper call me whatever you want but my
17:00camera will still be faster than your fists you're already about to fall through thin ice imagine what
17:06happens when i upload this video i swear all my life i'll have my revenge hide wherever you want i'll
17:12find you
17:14you're talking to these two right
17:21i damn near wet myself you all right hey dude i just saved your butt is this what i get
17:31hoban how the hell did i just do that sundog who in the world is that guy
17:41why is snapper so late we're supposed to be meeting to discuss our new content
17:48making a channel all about fighting is harder than i thought exposing bullies is great but we
17:53can't keep rehashing the same stuff all right for now i'm gonna text bomi
18:03we've only been texting for three days but this happiness feels like it'll last a lifetime
18:09i don't really like texting i prefer hearing a person's voice what she doesn't want to text
18:13anymore i knew it no that's not what i meant i want to talk on the phone
18:24i better call her right away hey it's the fighting kid youtuber
18:28ah it's really him isn't it we're big fans you're pretty ballsy
18:34oh uh thank you you know you're cuter in real life too
18:38so you live around here or what no i don't i'm just waiting for a friend
18:43how much do those vids get you bet you make it back oh uh i haven't been paid just yet
18:50even scary looking people are treating me like a friend is this how it feels to go viral
18:56oh you don't say that's cool anyway
19:02if you call the cops i'll kill you myself understood
19:06damn great i guess being famous doesn't protect you from getting mugged
19:09jackhole what the hell do you think you're doing
19:13stamper you came to save me didn't you wow he's weak
19:20too bad he's terrible at fighting hey kid huh let me see your phone for a sec
19:26why do you want my phone oh you mean my phone i can't let you call the cops you know
19:33that don't you
19:35why don't you go make another viral hit that way the next time i mug you you'll have something for
19:41me
19:41hey wait please just give it back that phone has something on it worth dying for the ethereal
19:48phone he's contact info guys i'm begging you come back and steal his phone instead he has the newest
19:54flagship i'm like right here dude what are we gonna do we have to call the cops and get my
20:01phone back
20:01right now are you sure you want to call the cops might want to hold off huh your subscribers are
20:09going
20:09buck wild right now i've been filming since you got dragged down here cut the whole thing you didn't
20:18know it but that couple is pretty infamous around here this is your chance to rake it in yeah imagine
20:24chasing those two down lives don't you think they'd get a symmetric butt ton of views oh i get it
20:31you just want to see me get beat up again don't you what do you say mr youtuber you're gonna
20:37leave
20:37your viewers hanging like this all right let's go hey chat what's up welcome to viral hits live screen
20:51with that everyone's looking forward to my video
20:57you really want your phone back how to get hit without getting hurt my monster makes good use
21:02of waving holy crap this fight's getting a little too this right here is why i hate amateurs hold up
21:08why are we meeting here did you see a bunch of couples i didn't mean to spill ketchup's dance
21:13viral hit can you take a selfie with me and ever more beautiful flowers hey i get it but why'd
21:20you
21:20see it now well i'll be look at you borg not bad
21:43experiences
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22:08I'm a fool!
22:09I'm a fool!
22:11Don't pray!
22:13You've got a new light!
22:14I'm a fool!
22:15I'm not a fool!
22:18I'm still not the same way.
22:20I'm still the same way.
22:21I'm not a fool!
22:25You're not a fool!
22:28I'm not a fool!
22:32You're a fool!
22:36I'm a fool!
22:37There's no way to say that
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