00:12After a fight, don't get ripe! Smell like a champ today! Available at select drugstores nationwide!
00:18You're cute.
00:19Oh, I didn't see you there!
00:22I'm super cute.
00:24Excuse me?
00:26I said you're super cute.
00:31Give me your number.
00:33I'm sorry.
00:33I can't do that, sir.
00:35That's 30 big whack meals!
00:37We made everything as you requested.
00:40Thank you for your patience.
00:42What about your number?
00:44No, sir.
00:45Like I said...
00:50That guy's weird.
00:51He's here more than me.
00:53We told him he's not welcome, too.
00:56I don't like this.
00:58When Patko harassed me, Hoban defended me.
01:02But then...
01:03I abandoned him when he needed my help.
01:09I had no fear.
01:14I had no fear.
01:17You have no fear.
01:17I want to give it to me.
01:18Get back and leave.
01:19I go getting in and again.
01:21No matter what I wanted to break it down
01:22I use my brainwaves, and my next one.
01:24I got key machine, so we can go knee
01:27Kari kobushi, drop, naari agari
01:29Kaki kai wash, don't go get out, boom, Kevin
01:32A-ge-ashi, don't let it kick a night, baby
01:35My heart, breath, breath, breath, breaking
01:37Kono ma ma bishu suru jinsay ka
01:40Or death, death, death, faking
01:43Nando demo possible
01:45Best time, are you ready? Second time
01:49Are you ready? Did it no?
01:51My body is just dreaming, boy
01:55Up here, wake up, still wake up
01:58You marquรฉ, wake up, keep your heart put in B stronger
02:01I got power, ample power
02:03You are gonna dance yeah, right?
02:06Singing oh, oh...
02:11Up here, wake up, still wake up
02:14You're gonna dance yeah, right?
02:16faced, vigor, always wake up
02:21I got a power, I got a power
02:24I'm the one who's coming to you, now the้ ไธ
02:27Singing oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:30Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:32I'm the one who's coming to you, now the้ ไธ
02:40Taehyun made a bet he could win
02:42To him, Hoban was less than human
02:44So it was fun, exciting even
02:47Hoban was only 5.5 feet tall, barely 110 pounds, if that
02:52He was Taehyun's toy, nothing but his personal plaything
02:57And now that toy was filling him with powerlessness and shame
03:02A painful reminder of that fateful event long ago
03:06When his career smashed into a brick wall
03:09And he tasted bitter defeat
03:11For the first time in his life, he lost a fight
03:14And it was a moment he would never forget
03:19And just like that day, he was tapping out
03:23The Kangbook Devil himself was defeated by a toy in his play chest
03:28And then it was over
03:30Or at least, that's what we all thought
03:34If this was a normal match in the ring, the bell would have rung by now
03:38But this wasn't in a ring, or your ordinary match
03:41And the amateur fighter was so amped up
03:43He didn't even notice his opponent tapping out
03:47No matter how loud his audience screamed
03:49The sound didn't reach his ears
03:51The only voice he could hear was
03:54I freaking did it!
04:04Hmm, clip this here, paste that there, and bingo
04:10Took a pretty good beating, son
04:14Who had me worried there, young'un?
04:17They're all worthless now!
04:19I told you not to stack them so high!
04:21You don't listen!
04:23We can't sell them anymore!
04:24I don't know what we're gonna do!
04:26We can't just leave them there!
04:27We need to move them!
04:28They're over 400 pounds each!
04:31We ain't moving crap!
04:32She's super cute
04:35I wonder how I can get with her
04:40Impossible!
04:41You guys don't know who he is?
04:43That's Monji Huang!
04:44He's a famous wrestler
04:45Does traditional Korean shirum
04:47Good lord, he's as strong as an ox!
04:50I'll be damned
04:51This little shrimp was able to beat Taehoon
04:55Viral hit
04:56That guy's got thousands of viewers, right?
04:59If I take him out
05:02Odds are my new YouTuber will blow up too!
05:10Her edits made the video so much better!
05:13It's amazing how many more views we're getting now!
05:15I told you we needed a real pro!
05:17And to think!
05:18You almost rejected the idea!
05:20Who, me?
05:21Be honest, dude
05:23Are you sure you're feeling okay right now?
05:25Yeah, why?
05:27Taehoon put me in the hospital with one back kick!
05:30But you seem completely fine, broski!
05:32You're the worst, man!
05:35But still, something's bugging me
05:38As someone who's been bullied a lot
05:40I think Taehoon might be different than the others
05:43Different?
05:44The hell does that mean?
05:45Like he...
05:46Might not be as bad a guy as I thought
05:49For a kid who gets beat up all the time
05:51Your kindness knows no bounds
05:53I saw it in his eyes
05:56Take it!
05:58It's your watch, isn't it?
06:00It seemed really important to you
06:03And the look on his face
06:05I kinda wonder if I'll ever see him again
06:08Are you for real?
06:09Huh?
06:10After what's been going on with him
06:12I thought you might feel different
06:13Hang on
06:14Did something happen to him after the fight?
06:17Oh man, you don't know
06:18It's, uh...
06:20Well, not good
06:20He was trending after the fight
06:22Because of how hot he looked
06:24While he was unconscious
06:27Man, if he started his own new Tubu channel
06:30I bet he'd get a ton of followers instantly
06:33Like 200,000 easy
06:36Honestly, he seems pretty oblivious to it
06:41Well...
06:42I take back what I just said
06:44Huh?
06:46Taehoon's a huge piece of shit
06:48Superficial popularity can go straight to hell
06:51Stop sounding like an old man
06:53And most importantly
06:55Stop spontaneously breaking out into song
06:57And stop using old-timey phrases
06:59Done!
07:01Let's go!
07:04Jeepers Creepers, what a donation is that thing?
07:09I'm dead
07:11Her reactions even sound like a cranky old man
07:15Hey, you happen to catch that?
07:18Yeah, of course I did
07:20Is she really in high school?
07:22I guess it wasn't really that funny
07:24What are you pitch squeaks doing?
07:26It's rude to film someone without their permission, young man!
07:30I don't think it's gonna help us get any new views
07:32Oh yeah?
07:33Yes, I'll delete it then
07:34Shut up!
07:36He said we'll delete it!
07:38You keep being annoying and I might just upload it
07:41Pay in my ass, Jesus
07:43What did you say?
07:46Come on, guys, we should leave her alone
07:48If not, we might incur the wrath of mighty hope in you
07:51Stop it, you're scaring me
07:53Better watch out
07:54He might come use a special move
07:55How to get hit without getting hurt
07:59Oh no, he's fine!
08:00The only way getting punched on purpose works in a real fight
08:05You're wrong!
08:06It's an incredible technique used by some of the best pro fighters on the planet!
08:11How to get hit without getting hurt!
08:16She's not wrong, it worked!
08:18Do us all a favor
08:20Could you stop with the cutesy old man act already?
08:24It's annoying as hell, for real
08:27If you can't talk like a normal person, you should relearn the language
08:31Then maybe everyone would hate you less
08:32I've tried to learn many times, but it just isn't working for me
08:36I'm not trying to be cute or anything
08:39Is she crying again?
08:41Stop crying!
08:42When you start the waterworks, you make us look like a bunch of douchebags
08:45Which isn't cool
08:47You guys are so immature, it's pathetic
08:49Is this what freshmen are like nowadays?
08:53Do you even know who you're bullying right now?
08:56She's my friend
08:57What? Snapper?
08:59Snapper, the most influential sophomore
09:02But useless in a fight!
09:04What's up with him?
09:05Did he think we'd go easy on him just because he's a sophomore?
09:08Do none of you have any respect for your elders?
09:10Kill me, please
09:12Just do it
09:13That's weak
09:14You called for backup?
09:15Oh yeah, what's his name again?
09:17Snappy?
09:18I don't know, something like that
09:21Yikes, what a dumb name
09:22Who cares?
09:23It's the old man lady's fault anyway
09:33Wow, I didn't realize you were so tiny in real life
09:36It's kind of adorable, honestly
09:39It's not fair
09:41Why do they all have to be so huge?
09:43What do kids eat these days?
09:45They're like literally looking down on me
09:47What do I do?
09:50I just need to know if you're the one who hit my friend
09:53Yeah, but your pal Snappy totally deserved it
09:56Viral hit, you wanna spar with me?
09:59For our channel
10:00You think you're the only one with the new tubu?
10:02I bet your big fight with Taehoon was staged, wasn't it?
10:05Yeah, there's no way you could've won for real
10:08How about this?
10:09We fight one-on-one, winner takes all
10:11They think I fake my content?
10:14I let these idiots get too cocky
10:16They're out of control
10:17Maybe I should do it
10:19These guys are nothing compared to Taehoon
10:24Hey
10:26I have to sound intimidating
10:27Like Taehoon
10:29You got a hundred yen?
10:31Sure
10:34Bro thinks he's Taehoon's young now
10:36So much cringe
10:37I'm embarrassed for you both
10:39Taehoon's an actual monster, dude
10:41It's only scary when he says it
10:43Well then
10:43I guess it all depends on who says it
10:46Oh my god, that was adorable
10:57Ah
10:59Why the hell didn't I ask Moonsong to back us up from the start?
11:03He beat up Popko for us, but he just stood there this time
11:06I wonder why he didn't fight him
11:07That's a good thing
11:09I'm glad it didn't turn into a full-on death match
11:11Maybe he's not the type of fella to use violence to solve his problems
11:15How are you holding up?
11:17I'm sorry you have to put up with them
11:19Eh, I'll be alright
11:20They're oafs
11:21Those young'uns are all posers
11:23Trying to be some kind of ruffians
11:25They are
11:26Plus, didn't they say they have their own new tubu as well?
11:29I wonder what they put out
11:30They refer to themselves as the comedy crew
11:33All they do is film hidden camera pranks on the streets
11:36What gets my goat is they're somewhat popular
11:38Even though they're hooligans
11:40This is my chance to make a mark
11:43Hey, Hoban
11:45You want to come back down to Earth, bro?
11:47Huh?
11:48Oh, sorry, I was just thinking
11:50Oh, you're just thinking, are you?
11:52I hope you're thinking about our friend here
11:54Because she was in real danger back there
11:56And instead of fighting for her
11:58You stood there and tripled like a whip
12:00Huh?
12:01What about you?
12:02I lost, but at least I fought them
12:04How to get hit without getting hurt is legit
12:06Even the real pros still use it in their fights
12:09I was super pissed about the whole thing, too
12:11And why is that?
12:12Because they made fun of our friend to our face
12:14No, because they took how to get hit without getting hurt
12:17And dragged it through the frickin' mine
12:20Hey, I'm sorry
12:22To be honest, I was really scared back there
12:25But if that crap happens again
12:27I'll teach you how to deal with bullies like them, okay?
12:30I gotta keep my focus and hope I can make it happen
12:51You all right?
12:52They hurt you?
12:54No, bro, I'm okay
12:55I mean, thanks for your help, Mr. Kim
12:58Just call me Moonsong
13:00Oh, really?
13:01Does that mean I can follow you on Instagram, too?
13:04You can do whatever you want, man
13:06But listen, Hoobin
13:07What is it?
13:10You need to call Bomi
13:12I know it's hard after what happened
13:14But she doesn't deserve to be ghosted
13:17Yeah
13:19Easy for you to say, Moonsong
13:21But after getting humiliated in front of her
13:25How am I supposed to look her in the eyes again?
13:37Leave her alone or else
13:39Or else
13:40Or else
13:41Or else
13:42Or else
13:58Hey, Cowl
14:00Do you need something?
14:01Oh, come on
14:02We're friends now
14:03Can't I text you just because?
14:06Keep it on
14:07Keep it on
14:08Keep it
14:09Keep it
14:10Keep it
14:11Keep it
14:11Keep it
14:11Keep it
14:11Keep it
14:14Welcome to
14:19You're looking good
14:20I wonder what time she gets off today
14:26He finally left
14:27The way he stares at me every day really freaks me out
14:31I'm working the late shift tonight
14:33What if he's waiting for me outside when I clock out?
14:37Excuse me
14:38Can I place an order, please?
14:40Of course
14:40That strawberry parfait we never ate
14:43I'd like one of those for here
14:48I'm sorry, sir
14:49But I'm afraid we don't sell parfaits
14:51Hey, Bomi
14:53It's been a while
14:55I can help whoever's next
14:57She's super pissed off
14:59I guess that makes sense
15:01Since I ghosted her and then showed up without warning
15:04She even made a parfait just to shoo me away
15:07I don't blame her
15:08I ignored her every message and phone call for two months
15:12Maybe I shouldn't be here
15:14I had my reasons, of course
15:16But she wouldn't know that
15:19All right
15:19I should probably leave before I cause a scene
15:23This wasn't on the menu
15:24And she made it anyway
15:25So I'll eat it first
15:28No texting
15:29No phone calls
15:31Go see her in person
15:32The strawberry parfait we didn't get to eat before, please
15:35Long time no see, Bomi
15:37Speak cheerfully like a positive person
15:41Oh, that wasn't a laugh
15:43I just had to, uh...
15:45Hey, what's scribbled on your hand?
15:47You laughed, huh?
15:49Oh, come on, Hauben
15:50I can help whoever's next
15:52There's nobody else in line
15:54And Bomi just laughed at me
15:57You laughed
15:58And I caught you
15:59It wasn't me
16:00Okay
16:01Oh, please
16:02I saw it with my own eyes
16:03No, you saw nothing
16:05I saw those cute little dimples
16:07For your information
16:08My dimples are always cute
16:10We're busy
16:11Please go away
16:12Nice try
16:13I'm the only person here
16:14How have you been?
16:16You look like you're going to the gym
16:17Excuse me
16:19I saw you hired a new editor
16:23Uh...
16:23Yeah, so?
16:24So she's a girl, right?
16:27Hang on
16:28She's technically smiling
16:29But she's got a scarier vibe than Taehoon
16:32I don't know what's happening
16:33But I'll answer the question
16:35That's right
16:36She's a freshman
16:36Who happens to go to my school
16:38Her name's Gao
16:39Gao Li
16:40And she's sweet like a little bird bunny
16:42What?
16:43Was I not supposed to hire an editor or something?
16:45Oh, yeah, that's cool
16:47So, is she cute?
16:51Mom, girls are scaring you out!
16:53You just gonna stand there?
16:56I believe she asked you a question
17:00Come on
17:01Am I cute or not?
17:07Oh
17:08Oh, what's up?
17:09Of course you're cute
17:10And you're popular at school, too
17:12Huh?
17:14When you texted to see where I was
17:16I just thought you were curious
17:18Did you want to hang out?
17:19Oh!
17:20Who, me?
17:21I, uh...
17:22So that's her
17:23Honestly
17:24I wanted to get your opinion
17:26On this little trot song
17:27I've been working on
17:28They're happy
17:29You came all the way here
17:30Just for that?
17:31Surprise attack!
17:33How to get here without getting hurt!
17:35Gao Li
17:37She is cute
17:38She does a nod
17:42Here's a gift to smooth things over
17:44Huh?
17:46Hoban's always like
17:46Bomi this and Bomi that
17:48He can't stop talking about you
17:50Oh, and by the way
17:51Bomi's like balmy
17:53Says it reminds him of spring
17:54Which he loves
17:55Hey!
17:56When the hell did I never say that?
17:58I thought
17:58Maybe if he gave you a gift
17:59It would help convey how he feels
18:01Without using words
18:04Given how jumpy this young'un is
18:06He probably can't use those well
18:08So that's why I came to see you
18:10Without telling Hoban
18:11Would you cut it out already?
18:13Why?
18:14You telling me it was all a clever ruse?
18:16You didn't want to talk to her?
18:18That what you're saying, boy?
18:21I did want to talk to her
18:25Well
18:25She has a way with words
18:30Text me
18:32Wait, did you just say text me?
18:34Nope, not me
18:35Bull
18:36I know what I heard
18:37You said text me
18:38Did I?
18:40I don't remember that
18:41So I can then?
18:42I'm gonna bombard you with messages
18:44Hey, young'uns
18:46I'm gonna head out now
18:48My ingrown toenail started acting up
18:51Ouch!
18:52Yowza!
18:53Call it, big toe
18:54So this is how it feels
18:56Never thought I'd use an imaginary ingrown toenail to duck out
19:00Right now?
19:01You had something to show me
19:03Another time, young man
19:05I just wanted to talk about putting trot in our videos to get some extra views
19:09Since it's all the rage with the youth
19:11But don't worry about it
19:13Nothing personal or anything
19:15Our relationship is strictly professional
19:18That's all
19:19Walking home all alone
19:22Tears well up and no one sees
19:25Close my eyes, see the light
19:28All I have are memories
19:30You're just a man
19:32And I'm a one
19:35I believe she asked you a question
19:38Come on
19:39Am I cute or not?
19:42Of course you're cute
19:43And you're popular at school too
19:48Now it really hurts!
19:59What are you doing?
20:00Stop laughing
20:02Sorry
20:05Hello!
20:06There's something on your bag, miss!
20:08Oh!
20:08That's very kind of you
20:10Thank you
20:17You just got the crew screw!
20:20Huh?
20:22Hello, Boo!
20:23We're the comedy crew!
20:24We filmed this prank for new too, Boo!
20:27Sorry for scaring you, miss
20:29It's just a prank where we throw fake snakes at randos
20:33Can we ask you for a small favor?
20:35Since your reaction was so genuine and adorable
20:37You wouldn't mind if we uploaded it to our channel, would you?
20:41You what?
20:43Thank you!
20:44That'll be dope!
20:46A video?
20:47I'm not sure
20:57Your viewers have no idea what they're actually like
21:01You only have 190,000 subs?
21:03Show some respect to your superiors
21:05I heard you got hit by a car
21:07Are you okay?
21:08I was just a little startled, that's all
21:10I'll be alright
21:10I'm fine
21:11Viral hit
21:12How to beat multiple opponents
21:14Damn, dude!
21:15You're a really good actor
21:17Everyone else is making their videos and making bank
21:19So why don't we?
21:20I didn't realize our next opponent
21:23Was right here all along
21:25I don't know if you want to ask you for a small number of people
21:47I'm not sure how to tell you about this
21:48It's since it's none of the time
21:51I'm looking for you
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