00:05this girl is the old man we were talking to pick those jaws up you might trip someone today i'm
00:11gonna tell you about the devil of kang bukai saekwondo's a crappy fighting style you don't
00:16know what the hell you're talking about this monster isn't your average neighborhood street
00:20dog he's a straight-up pro fighter i know you you're viral hit you want to know the real reason
00:27people call him the devil it's because he uses your friends as leverage and it over it's mine now
00:40like a wild boy i see you i ain't got no fear high shiny kuchina she get back and leave
00:45i go getting in again none of them i break it down to me i get a brain where's my
00:50next one
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01:11it's time are you ready second time are you ready pretty no
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02:09Hey, you got a hundred yen?
02:13What's this guy's problem?
02:15I'll take your silence as a no.
02:17He beats people up for a measly hundred yen?
02:21He's not holding back.
02:22Does this guy think other humans are his personal playthings?
02:26That doesn't give him the right to treat people like they're nothing.
02:30Give me your new tubu.
02:32Don't be shy.
02:34Screw you.
02:34We worked way too hard on this channel to hand it over to a bully.
02:38This is so messed up.
02:41Hey, why don't we just talk things over?
02:44Are you deaf, kid?
02:46You're new, tubu.
02:47I told you to give it to me.
02:49Why is this guy so overbearing?
02:52Maybe he feels invincible because he knows he could destroy me.
02:56Even if I try to fight, he feels so far away.
03:01What's it gonna be?
03:04How to fight and beat a regular person.
03:08Cap kick!
03:10That's not gonna work.
03:15Overhand hook!
03:17Yes, that won't work either.
03:21Conclusion.
03:22I lose heart.
03:23All right, the channel's all yours.
03:25I don't want to get beat up again.
03:28Really?
03:28It's mine.
03:30While you watch, he beats up your friends to make you feel even more powerless and ashamed.
03:35That's his thing.
03:36What did he just say?
03:37Don't do it.
03:38It's ours, bro.
03:42Using our brain now, are we?
03:46If I give you my channel, you'll leave us alone.
03:51He's powerless against someone who's already weak and lacks any semblance of shame.
03:56That's my thing.
03:58What a beautiful sunset.
04:01You, uh...
04:02We rushed Snapper to the hospital.
04:04All it took was one kick from Taehyun to fracture his ribs.
04:08You're pissed, aren't you?
04:11I didn't feel like I had any other choice.
04:14If I said no, you'd be dealing with a lot more than a few cracked ribs right now.
04:18We should stay away from psychopaths like him.
04:22Just let the police handle it.
04:24No, man.
04:25I just...
04:26I can't do it.
04:27Uh-huh.
04:28Why?
04:28I didn't want to lose the channel.
04:30If I have to get the crap beat out of me, then so be it.
04:35You know, when you had the balls to stand up to Paco, it made me feel like I could be
04:40strong too.
04:42If someone like you could do it, maybe I could drum up some courage as well.
04:47You inspired me that day.
04:50But this isn't the same you.
04:53The Hoban I saw in that fight wouldn't just hole up and call the cops.
04:57Don't you have any pride whatsoever?
05:00Not a bit.
05:02Huh?
05:03Does pride put food on the table?
05:06Is that what I do now?
05:07Fight someone like him to defend my pride?
05:10At the end of the day, Paco's a thug.
05:12But not Taehyun.
05:15He's a pro fighter.
05:17Doesn't matter that I trained and trained and trained.
05:21Nothing works against him.
05:23I'm scared, okay?
05:24I don't want to get hurt like that again.
05:27Maybe I shouldn't be so freaked out.
05:28But can you blame me?
05:30Look at you.
05:33Anyway, I'm sorry, man.
05:36I understand.
05:38Just do whatever you want.
05:43That was quite the defeat, young man.
05:45How are you feeling, sport?
05:47Oh, hey.
05:49Gone already, huh?
05:50Got big plans?
05:51Something like that.
05:53Take care of Snapper for me.
05:55Hey, you still hurt?
05:57Who, me?
05:58I don't feel a damn thing.
06:00Happy to hear they got you the good stuff.
06:02Taehyun's just lucky he caught me off guard.
06:04I could have whipped the crap out of him if he hadn't blindsided me like a little baby.
06:09Yeah, lucky him.
06:10We don't have to joke around, though.
06:12I'm here for you if you need to...
06:14How about that?
06:16I'm sorry, but I think I just need some time to myself.
06:19I'm really tired, that's all.
06:23Oh, yeah.
06:24That makes sense.
06:25Take care.
06:27See you later.
06:28Thanks.
06:28You do the same now.
06:36Damn it.
06:37It's not fair, man.
06:39I just wanted to look cool in front of her.
06:42But she saw how weak I was.
06:45She knows I'm a loser now.
06:48It's true.
06:50I'm just a weak, pathetic loser.
07:17I lost again?
07:19Who's playing this Taekwondo fighter?
07:22Dude, shut up!
07:24It's Taehyun Siong!
07:25Seriously?
07:26Did he hear me?
07:27Let's wrap it up and get out of here.
07:29Hey, uh...
07:30If you're leaving, can I use that machine?
07:34I can't believe he uses Taekwondo in video games, too.
07:37Probably because he can't move on.
07:40You didn't hear?
07:40Apparently he didn't get fired because...
07:43Wait.
07:44You see that?
07:45Huh?
07:46Perfect!
07:47Have you lost?
07:48A perfect game, too?
07:50What's going on?
07:52Not that impressive after all.
07:54Huh?
07:55Taekwondo.
07:57How to fight lesson one.
07:59Get the opponent worked up.
08:02Hey.
08:03Is there something wrong with you, V-Hit?
08:05I might pee myself, but...
08:08You wanted my channel, right?
08:10Well, here it is.
08:14Really?
08:15Give me your password, then.
08:17But not right now.
08:19If you really want my new two-bill, you can fight me for it in one month.
08:25Mom?
08:25I don't know what's wrong with me.
08:27I'm challenging a pro fighter to a brawl.
08:31You can have all my subs.
08:33You can even have all my friends while you're at it.
08:39And what if I say I want it right now?
08:42Why would you?
08:44Scared you'll lose or what?
08:46One month won't change that.
08:51Fine.
08:52One month, then.
08:54Hell, I'll even let you pick the when and where.
08:58Yep.
08:59Just peed a little.
09:00So, that's how it all went down.
09:03And I agreed to pay for the broken machine, too.
09:07God damn it!
09:08What the hell were you thinking?
09:10I'm going to be so darn worried about you!
09:12You know that, young man?
09:13Hey, calm down.
09:14Jeez!
09:15If Hoban loses, I'll find that degenerate and rip him anew in myself!
09:19I'll show that lowlife what a calf kick really looks like!
09:22Get it down!
09:22What happened?
09:24That whole speech about pride go out the window?
09:26Why'd you change your mind all of a sudden?
09:30Because I know exactly how you feel.
09:33What?
09:34Gotta go!
09:35See you later!
09:36Hey, wait!
09:36Don't go!
09:37I've got some kicks I was going to show you!
09:39Sorry, I've got to start training ASAP.
09:42May not seem like it, but a month goes fast.
09:50Welcome to How to Fight Lesson 3!
09:52We'll be using a training aid for this one!
09:55All you need to do is find yourself a spare power strip!
09:59Today, I'm demonstrating a special technique!
10:03How to beat a Taekwondo fighter in a fight as a regular person!
10:08I know this will work.
10:10Why, you might ask?
10:13He's led me to victory once before!
10:26How to Fight Lesson 2
10:28How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person
10:30The Low Kick
10:32The Overhand Hook
10:33Have you mastered these?
10:35Good!
10:36Then it is time to dive into Lesson 3
10:38How does an amateur like you beat a Taekwondo fighter?
10:42Well, the answer is simple
10:44It's totally impossible!
10:47What?
10:47All you have to do is use common sense!
10:50There's no way a regular person could beat a pro!
10:53You're telling me all this now?
10:55Damn it!
10:56Your best course of action is just to throw in the towel!
11:00Master!
11:01There has to be another way!
11:02Sorry to say, death awaits all who are on the receiving end of the Taekwondo back kick!
11:08You will die!
11:10Why would you scare me like this?
11:12Taekwondo is known for its smooth footwork and powerful kicks!
11:17As an amateur, the only thing you're gonna do is not-
11:20Sondak's never been this negative!
11:22He's scaring me!
11:24Is it really impossible for an amateur like me to beat a pro like Taehyun?
11:28There has to be a way, right?
11:30If I don't beat him, my channel's gone!
11:34Question!
11:35What if this theoretical fight happened outside the ring?
11:41Don't tell me you already forgot!
11:43I'm teaching you how to win fights in the real world!
11:46Not how to be constrained by the rules of martial arts!
11:49Would you stop messing around?
11:52Listen to me and you'll understand how easy it is to overcome that fancy footwork
11:57and put a full stop to those powerful kicks!
12:00You just have to make sure they can't use their feet!
12:04Control the fight!
12:06In a slippery environment, do you think even a seasoned master of Taekwondo
12:10could deliver their signature power kicks?
12:14You see, every martial art has environment-based limitations!
12:18And yes, Taekwondo is no exception!
12:21Find a place to fight where your opponent can't use their feet!
12:28I can control the fight?
12:30Where's a slippery environment?
12:33Guess I have a little time to think about it.
12:36I know!
12:37In one month, I'll fight him on a super rainy day!
12:41Once you've selected your ideal environment, your real training begins!
12:47But before that, let's review the moves you've already learned!
12:52Calf kick!
12:54Continue to hone your calf kicks and overhand hooks!
12:57These skills are good to have in your back pocket!
13:00Unlike big Taekwondo kicks, the calf kick requires less momentum,
13:03so I should be able to use it in the rain!
13:07Three things you always want to train!
13:09Build, stamina, and willpower are essential to fighting!
13:15And when it rains, Taekwondo won't be able to use his power kicks!
13:20I should be able to win with what I know, right?
13:23No! You still won't be able to win!
13:25Stop screwing with me!
13:28Even with all the conditions met, your chance of winning is still only 5%!
13:33Then what am I supposed to do?!
13:35Lucky for you, I know a move that raises your chances of success to 40%!
13:40That's it! And that move is...
13:42Yeah! A takedown!
13:45Crap! My punching bag! Oh my god, so expensive!
13:49Martial artists who rely on kicks to win fights can't do much when you take them down!
13:54You know what you must do!
13:56Begin practicing your takedowns now!
13:59Is the gym too intimidating?
14:01Is there nowhere for you to practice?
14:04Thankfully, nature has us covered!
14:06You can practice your technique underwater!
14:09This is hard!
14:10By using the water's resistance, you're training your muscles, heart, lungs, and overall stamina!
14:16Just a little more!
14:19So cold!
14:20A takedown makes use of your core muscles!
14:22So for the next month, I want you to focus on training that core!
14:27Papa!
14:28His peepee's small!
14:30Excuse our intrusion!
14:32You don't know what your core muscles are, huh?
14:34Then how can I train them, you ask?
14:37Do yourself a favor and try not to overthink it!
14:41Where'd Hoban go?
14:42Why would he leave without locking his stupid door?
14:47Huh?
14:48You hear that?
14:51Just find yourself something sturdy to hang on!
14:54Holy crap!
14:55Don't scare me like that!
14:57Why are you creeping in the closet?
14:59I'm hanging from a bar!
15:01For my court!
15:02There's some pull-up bars in the park, you psycho!
15:08Anyway, why are you guys in my room?
15:10We're live-streaming your training, dawg!
15:12We can't just stop streaming until your big fight with Taehoon!
15:16We gotta build the hype and milk all the viewers!
15:19Whoa!
15:20What might this be?
15:22A weird bag of trash?
15:25Oh yeah, that's just a...
15:28Now that your chance of winning is at 40%, let's bump it up to 50%!
15:36Blast those abs!
15:38You're freaking me out, dude!
15:40You got this crazed look in your eyes!
15:42Did exercising melt your brain?
15:44Nice abs won't help you win!
15:47Oh, the hell they won't!
15:49You youngins think you know everything!
15:52Backkicks in Taekwondo are dangerous, even if they just raise you!
15:56To build resistance, you have to build your core!
15:59And to get the most out of your training...
16:01Alright, that's it!
16:03It helps to have someone crush your ass!
16:08Wait!
16:10Never!
16:11Help me!
16:12You are one lucky son of a bitch!
16:15When I wouldn't give to be crushed by her steppies!
16:21You watch Viral Hit?
16:23Hell yeah, man!
16:24It's so damn good!
16:26Today's the day, right?
16:28Taehoon's gonna destroy him!
16:29It went by so fast...
16:31I followed the training to a T...
16:33But is that enough to win?
16:35I mean, he is a pro...
16:37No!
16:38No!
16:38I can do this!
16:40I have the upper hand against no-kick Taekwondo!
16:43I chose an alley near my house!
16:46It's not narrow enough to stop him from kicking!
16:48But that shouldn't matter!
16:51Because it's gonna rain!
16:53If the ground is super slippery, he won't be able to use his damn kicks!
16:58God, if you're listening...
17:00Please, please, please!
17:02Make it rain already!
17:04Hoban!
17:05Do you see the news?
17:06Huh?
17:07For two weeks now?
17:09The weather forecast has been totally wrong!
17:12Huh?
17:13Works for me!
17:14The rain ruins all my shots anyways!
17:16So I gotta know, what's this big secret plan you've been cooking up?
17:20Can't wait to see it!
17:22You're kidding, right?
17:24Without any rain, my master plan is ruined!
17:28The environment doesn't matter!
17:30If there's no water, I can't control the fight!
17:33If you can't prevent a Taekwondo athlete from using kicks,
17:36you have no chance of winning against them as an amateur!
17:40If that's the case, then...
17:44I can't...
17:46Not again...
17:47Huh?
17:47What's wrong, bro?
17:49What the hell?!
17:52I can't do it!
17:54I'm throwing it in the towel!
17:55Sorry for the change of plans!
17:57Hoban took off without saying anything!
18:00Man, he's really fast, though!
18:03That's adorable!
18:04Hey, where are you going?
18:05If you wanna chase Ben, you sell your freaking cameraman!
18:08Looks like I'm finally gonna be rich!
18:10You've got that look in your eyes again!
18:12I wonder what I'll buy first, with all that money!
18:23How to fight lesson one!
18:26Gotta get the opponent worked up!
18:35What the hell are you up to, kid?
18:38How to fight lesson three!
18:40How to beat a Taekwondo fighter!
18:44Take away their kicks!
18:45If it doesn't rain naturally, make it rain!
18:52Don't forget to subscribe!
18:55And smash that little bell!
18:57If Tae-hun can't use his legs,
19:00I can win!
19:04Did you really think I only use my legs in a fight?
19:08He's the winner of numerous Taekwondo tournaments.
19:11And a former pro MMA fighter in the Max Fighting Championship.
19:16You want a street fight?
19:18I'll give you one.
19:20The one and only stand-up fighter.
19:22Tae-hun Song.
19:24What happened?
19:25My vision went all white.
19:27I've been looking forward to this day.
19:30Please don't tell me this is everything you've got.
19:33Wait a minute.
19:34Did he punch me?
19:36Come on, Hoban!
19:38This wasn't your secret plan, was it?
19:40I hope to hell you didn't spend a whole month prepping to do that!
19:43You thought you'd win by spraying a little water and making it hard to kick?
19:50I'm so dizzy!
19:51This is a whole different level from Paco!
19:54Is that all you got, V-Hit?
19:58Almost!
19:59Calf-kick!
20:03So, there you go.
20:06This is all I've got.
20:14Say hello to my new shoes.
20:17Even in the water, they don't slip.
20:20I'm pretty sure they're the ones all the cool kids wear to the beach in water parks.
20:24I'm not gonna lie.
20:25They make me feel pretty cool, too.
20:27Papa!
20:28Why is PeePeeGuy wearing his shoes in the bath?
20:31They should keep me from slipping.
20:33They make me feel as awesome as they look.
20:36Yes!
20:37I'll buy a pair that matches my uniform.
20:39With a pair of these, I'll be the only one using my feet.
20:43I'm not gonna lie, man.
20:45It hurts and I want to give up, but...
20:47Three minutes?
20:49If we want to put ads in the video, I have to last three whole minutes.
21:23It's...
21:23It's not fair!
21:23I want the money this time.
21:28Let's do it.
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