00:08I'm just a weak, pathetic loser.
00:11I'm challenging a pro fighter to a brawl.
00:14I'll show that lowlife what a calf kick really looks like.
00:17I want you to focus on training that core.
00:19Did exercising melt your brain?
00:21Nice abs won't help you win.
00:23If the ground is super slippery, he won't be able to use his damn kicks.
00:27Please don't tell me this is everything you've got.
00:30If we want to put ads in the video, I have to last three whole minutes.
00:57I'm forgiving,ไธใ่ถณๅใๅนใใชใใช, save it.
01:01My heart, breath, breath, breath, breaking.
01:04This is my life that I'm doing right now.
01:06Or death, breath, breath, faking.
01:10It's possible.
01:11First time, are you ready?
01:14Second time, are you ready?
01:17Pretty no, mama, me,้ใใฆใใ,
01:21boy.
01:40I got the power.
02:14What? How?
02:16Hey, where do you think you're going?
02:19He's so fast! How is that possible?
02:24The floor's soaked! He should be on the ground!
02:27He's not even wearing water shoes either!
02:31With Pakko, I was able to keep my distance,
02:33but it feels like Taehyun is always ten steps ahead of me!
02:37For the first time, that's when it hit me.
02:41Taehyun's not like Pakko at all!
02:43Take a look at Taehyun's feet!
02:46How important footwork is!
02:49It looks like he's slipping,
02:51but the monster's actually using that momentum to close the cap!
02:54Yeah, pros really are on another level!
02:58Did you think Pro would only practice kicking?
03:00He's using fancy footwork to close the distance!
03:05These techniques are real pro uses!
03:08He's not just calling himself a pro for nothing!
03:11You understand now?
03:14I can't even run away!
03:16But it's too late to care!
03:21CAP KICK!
03:23I practiced this kick a thousand times!
03:25That hurts!
03:27His punches are too fast for me to use how to get hit without getting hurt!
03:32Hell no!
03:33I'm not throwing in the towel yet!
03:35I'm taking powerful hits all over my body!
03:38It's starting to wear me down!
03:43CAP!
03:46This has to work!
03:48It's all I've got left!
03:50Shut up, dude!
03:51You might have a better chance if you stop screaming your attacks right before you do them, you know!
03:56Who am I kidding?
03:58Screaming or not, it's just a matter of time before he gets knocked out!
04:01HALF ANOTHER CAP KICK!
04:05Why is he so fixated on those stupid calf kicks?
04:09No freaking way!
04:10I think this might be part of his strategy!
04:13Just like with Paco, he's distracting him with calf kicks so he can surprise him with a sweet finisher!
04:27Surprise takedown!
04:31Son of a-
04:34Still down in the dumps even after a month of disciplined training?
04:38Are you afraid your takedown won't cut it?
04:40Have you tried to take someone down before but failed miserably?
04:44If that's the case, then what you attempted before wasn't a bonafide takedown!
04:49If I had to guess, you didn't succeed because your finisher was missing one crucial component!
04:54The back of the knee grab!
04:56Get your hands back there and pull him towards it and takedown a foe of any size!
05:01Double leg tackle!
05:04It worked!
05:07I don't know, something doesn't feel right!
05:10Could Oven really take Daeum down so easily?
05:13Now that you've scored a successful takedown, your chances of winning the fight have increased to over 50%!
05:21That's it! Punch his lights out, man!
05:23I think Oven's gonna win this thing!
05:25Then I want you to remember one thing!
05:28Don't punch your opponent in this position no matter what!
05:32This is a pro, and you only get one chance!
05:35What should you do, you ask?
05:37Well, I've already taught you how to knock out your opponent with a single move, haven't I?
05:43Faster, Hoban!
05:44Slide your hand into your opponent's collar, grab ahold of it, and pull it tight!
05:49I have to hurry!
05:50Entangle your opponent like they're in a spiderweb so they have no room to move!
05:55There's no time!
05:56Grab your collar with your other hand and cross your arm!
06:00Come on, man!
06:01Then clench your fist as hard as you can!
06:03Clench my fist!
06:05Got it!
06:06A hard one always pays off!
06:09This move puts pressure on the carotid artery!
06:11The cross choke!
06:13Hurry!
06:15One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
06:25Really?
06:27Nice try.
06:28First time using this move, isn't it?
06:31What?
06:32The cross choke didn't work?
06:34You just got a little impatient, is all.
06:37How to fight lesson one!
06:39Never get worked up!
06:41The level and rule of not losing your cool applies to you as well!
06:45The less experienced you are, the more you need to focus on staying calm and doing things step by step!
06:52I'm an idiot!
06:53After all that practice, I blew it!
06:55I spent an entire month hanging in the closet for nothing!
06:59I was so focused on squeezing his collar that I forgot about damn near everything else!
07:05Take down into a cross choke.
07:07Looks like someone's been training really hard.
07:12Damn it all, he was so close I could taste it!
07:16Hello?
07:17Taylor Lancelot gets taken down on purpose!
07:20What?
07:22Listen, Ken.
07:23If you wanna know why I let you put me on my back, take a wild guess.
07:28When'd you get that?
07:30The pro fighter let me take him down so he could steal my water shoe!
07:33This whole time I thought I was winning, but it was all a load of crap!
07:38Why would you think a pro would go down so easily?
07:41Because some untrained guy tried to take him down?
07:44I want you to remember this!
07:46A regular person can only defeat a Taekwondo fighter by stopping them from using their kicks!
07:52But if you fail, I'm afraid there's only one thing left for you to do!
07:59You must run away immediately!
08:02When their full power is unleashed, their kicks will carry the kinetic force of a one ton truck!
08:09You messed up, kid.
08:11I can finally use my kicks.
08:29Shut up!
08:30You sure you don't wanna watch this?
08:33Yeah.
08:34Well, I can't blame you for being pissed.
08:37He's been ignoring your calls since the fight, right?
08:41Can we just talk about something else, please?
08:44Damn, good for him. He's taking on a real pro.
08:48Like I said, I don't wanna watch.
08:50Whoa! He landed a takedown.
08:52Huh?
08:54So you are watching?
08:56Does that mean Ho-Ben won?
08:58Not yet.
09:00He messed up.
09:02Hey, come on!
09:04Why'd you turn off your phone?
09:06Turn it back on, Moonsong!
09:07Right now, the best thing you can do is look away.
09:12Oh, Ben!
09:14You idiot!
09:15Snap out of it!
09:17This guy is so confident that he willingly let me take him down and get him in a cross choke.
09:23All so he could take one shoe.
09:25Wow, it really doesn't slip at all, does it?
09:28I trained my balls off for a month, and what good did it do me?
09:36I'm screwed.
09:37There's no way to beat this guy.
09:39I had zero chances of winning from the start.
09:43To everyone watching, I'm sorry.
09:47What are you doing, man?
09:49Are you here to get humiliated or to make some money?!
09:55I got your comments.
09:57I hear you loud and clear.
10:00Thank you for your support.
10:03According to Samdok, Taekwondo fighters can only unleash their true potential if they use both feet.
10:10Snapper is convinced that his dominant foot is the right one.
10:13Since he's got the water shoe on that foot, he'll have to kick with his left to avoid slipping and
10:18falling.
10:20I can do it this time.
10:22I'll land the dead down and finish with a cross choke.
10:26Huh?
10:27How can he feel so far away?
10:31As a regular person, you can only beat a Taekwondo fighter by preventing them from kicking.
10:36If you fail to do that, it is impossible for you to win.
10:42Once your opponent starts kicking, your mind will go completely blank.
10:46After being hit by a one-ton truck, what else do you expect?
10:51Jesus.
10:52I can't breathe.
10:53Open!
10:54What the hell just happened to me?
10:57Holy crap.
10:59What am I even supposed to do after that kick?
11:03Hey!
11:04Snap out of it, dude!
11:05What now?
11:07Should I hit him?
11:11All of your hard work...
11:13Get ready, Flark!
11:15Another cap!
11:17...will be lit on fire and bust down the drain.
11:20An opponent using Taekwondo can kick you from every angle imaginable.
11:25I know what your dominant foot is.
11:27It's the right one.
11:29It may be hard to predict what they do next.
11:36Your foot will be fine.
11:38I went easy on you, so it's not broken.
11:41Hey!
11:42Stop!
11:43You won, alright?
11:44I said stop!
11:45Are you listening, Taehoon?
11:47If they land a clean hit, it's a sure-fire knockout.
11:51It's the only move where a fighter can turn their back to their enemies.
11:55Taekwondo's most iconic move, the back kick!
12:07Oh, man!
12:08No!
12:10You're a lucky guy.
12:12If that had been my right leg, you'd be dead.
12:15You okay, kid?
12:16You're so freakin' skinny, I might have cracked a couple of your ribs.
12:21Well, as promised, I'm taking your new tubu.
12:24I look forward to working with you.
12:27What kind of content should we make?
12:32Stop, bro!
12:34Okay, stop what?
12:35We haven't even started anything yet.
12:38Oh, uh, not you.
12:41Please stop right now!
12:45It's not worth it!
12:52Taehoon's back kicks are dangerous.
12:55Even just a graze.
12:56So what can I do?
12:58Gotta build up my core.
13:00It's the only way to have a natural resistance.
13:03It's all right there in the title.
13:06How to fight lesson three.
13:08How to be a Taekwondo fighter
13:11You're in a fight as a regular person.
13:15Control the fight.
13:17Make it so they can't kick.
13:22Don't leave the livestream, guys.
13:24The real show's about to start.
13:27Dude! You nuts!
13:28You know you're gonna die, right?
13:30For real!
13:31Is Spuddy really that important?
13:33You're gonna get yourself killed, Hoban!
13:35You're gonna get yourself killed, Hoban!
13:47Like and subscribe for me!
13:49Smash that notification button, let's go!
13:53It's not about the money this time.
13:56Are you serious?
13:58Let me get this straight.
14:00You really think trapping yourself in a bathroom stall
14:02is gonna protect you from my kicks?
14:05Please tell me this isn't your master plan.
14:09It is!
14:11All right then.
14:13Guess I gotta prove you wrong!
14:26I'm in here to dodge your stupid back kick!
14:39I've got the weight that keeps on pushing...
14:42I've got the weight that keeps on pushing...
14:44I trained...
14:44...to perfect one move!
14:47So this time, I won't screw it up!
14:51I'm coming with that!
14:53This isn't like the last title.
14:56Really?
14:57it's perfect
14:58a baseball joke
15:02Taehoon made a bet he could win
15:04to him, Hoban was less than human
15:06so it was fun, exciting even
15:09Hoban was only five and a half feet tall
15:11barely 110 pounds, if that
15:14he was Taehoon's toy
15:16nothing but his personal plaything
15:20and now that toy
15:21was filling him with powerlessness and shame
15:26a painful reminder of that fateful event
15:28long ago, when his career smashed into a brick wall
15:32and he tasted bitter defeat
15:35for the first time in his life
15:37he lost a fight
15:38and it was a moment he would never forget
15:43and just like that day
15:45he was tapping out
15:47the tap out
15:48for any fighter, this is the most humiliating way
15:52for a fight to end
15:54with one gesture
15:55the fighter gives up in front of a sea of people
15:59the Kangbook devil himself
16:01was defeated by a toy in his play chest
16:05holy crap, you won
16:06and then it was over
16:07or at least, that's what we all thought
16:13hey, Hoban
16:14he's tapping out, man
16:15you won, you can stop now
16:17if this was a normal match in the ring
16:20the bell would have rung by now
16:21but this wasn't in a ring
16:23or your ordinary match
16:24and the amateur fighter was so amped up
16:26he didn't even notice his opponent tapping out
16:29and sex
16:30you said stop and won the fight
16:34adrenaline
16:34a rush of blinding excitement
16:37if you don't let go
16:38you're gonna kill him
16:40that's it
16:41no matter how loud his audience screamed
16:43the sound didn't reach his ears
16:45the only voice he could hear was
16:47a street ball is not a martial arts contest in a ring
16:50never let your guard down
16:52until your opponent is unconscious
16:54once you've pulled off a successful baseball choke
16:57count to ten
16:58if you don't finish the fight right then and there
17:01your opponent may have an opportunity to strike back
17:04ten
17:18I freaking did it
17:22he's tapping out, I don't believe it
17:25his kicks were no match for that baseball choke
17:28and this is the young man that brought Taekwondo to the forefront of the MMA
17:32but what now?
17:33did we just watch it crash and burn?
17:36is this a roadblock for Taehyung's young?
17:38or is this the end of Taekwondo and the MMA world as we know it?
17:43let's go already
17:47don't be a dumbass
17:48he's out cold
17:49we can't just leave him on the bathroom floor like this
17:52you say that now
17:53wait until he wakes up and kicks our teeth in
17:56uh, what the hell are you two doing?
18:00ah, you're talking to us
18:01wait, I can explain
18:03we, we were just trying to, you know
18:05it was all Hoban's idea
18:07fuck
18:08hey
18:10if you wanted to die you should have freaking said so
18:13I was worried
18:15just worried
18:18about me?
18:22take it
18:25it's your watch, isn't it?
18:27it fell on the floor so I picked it up
18:30it seemed really important to you
18:38you're so annoying
18:40ow
18:41I lose
18:55that was way too close man
18:57what do you say we never go to the arcade again, like ever?
19:01oh, by the way
19:02damn, Hoban
19:04you seem to be sweating a lot, my friend
19:06am I?
19:08oh no
19:09girls don't like the smell of sweat
19:12I got you bro, here, have some of this hella dank active aura body spray
19:17wow, amazing, my stank is all gone
19:21now I just smell super fresh and clean
19:24a manly scent all the ladies love
19:27after a fight
19:28don't get ripe
19:29smell like a chip today
19:31available at select drugstores nationwide
19:35one spray and you'll smell like a king
19:37it's a must-have for every guy who knows what's good
19:40don't be shy
19:42give it a try
19:43we did it
19:45today was my nightmare
19:47that's a wrap
19:48viral hits live stream is over
19:52dirty paper
19:53let me see
19:55from this point on
19:56we rely on our fearless editor
19:59click this here
20:00paste that there
20:01and bingo
20:03perfect spot for an ad break is right around there
20:06add some subtitles and call it a day
20:12took a pretty good beating, son
20:16you had me worried there, young'un
20:19upload complete
20:21within minutes of posting the video
20:23cowl's highlight reel hit a mind-blowing 3 million views
20:27to all my viewers out there, thank you
20:30and we racked up 190,000 subscribers
20:35her edits made the video so much better
20:38it's amazing how many more views we're getting now
20:40I told you we needed a real pro
20:42what to think
20:43you almost rejected the idea
20:45who, me?
20:47while we were celebrating
20:48I never could have known but
20:50this video would result in an unimaginable tragedy
20:58if I beat this guy
20:59I bet chances are
21:01my channel blows up too
21:02did you stop with the cutesy act already?
21:05I didn't realize you were so tiny in real life, Hovinds
21:07those guys started bullying her
21:09she was in danger and you just stood there
21:11I was super frustrated by it too
21:14this guy stares every day and it freaks me out
21:17he asked you a question
21:18so do you think I'm pretty or not?
21:21pretty?
21:21what video?
21:22I got a feel so we gotta fight
21:24I got a feel so tiny in real life, Hovinds
21:44I got a feel so tiny in real life, Hovinds
21:54I got a feel so tiny Diana
21:59love again
22:00who has ะบะปะธots
22:04r by
22:14I was so tiny as well
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