00:06NUTUBERS BANK WHILE MY LIFE'S A LIVING HALF!
00:07NUTUBERS BANK WHILE MY LIFE'S A LIVING HALF!
00:08Are you crazy?
00:09Welcome in!
00:09May I take your aura?
00:10All good stepping out of his lane, isn't he?
00:12Did you get in a fight?
00:13It says my revenue is over 30,000 yen already!
00:17I can help you rake in the dough, my guy!
00:40What's your name?
00:41I don't have a fight!
00:43I'm not even a fight!
00:43I'm not a man!
00:44I'm not a man!
00:45I'm not a man!
00:45I'll break it down!
00:48I'm going to burn the brain!
00:49I'm a man!
00:51I'm wrong!
00:53I'm not a man!
00:55Word, word, versus yoga.
00:58I'm all given.
00:59We won't be able to play.
01:01My heart breath breath breath breaking.
01:04With this life in my life.
01:06Or is this way?
01:09Any time, ever, ever.
01:11First time, are you ready?
01:14Second time, are you ready?
01:17Did it all?
01:18My baby is in the middle, boy.
01:22I'm waking up, I'm waking up.
01:25全身全霊ぶち込むKO I got the power 燃えるpower I'm the dog 掴み取る今 頂上 I'm singing oh
01:37今 wake up まだ wake up I'm the dog 掴み取る今 頂上 I'm wake up まだ wake up
01:46全身全霊ぶち込むKO I got the power 燃えるpower I'm the dog 掴み取る今 頂上 I'm singing oh
01:57俺 in the weed out I'm the dog 掴み取る今 頂上 I'm singing oh
02:12. What's up guys? It's your boy Paco here. We're live in class. We're celebrating a massive
02:21of 700,000 subscriber milestone.
02:23And it's all thanks to you out there.
02:25For my lunchtime livestream today,
02:27please welcome my classmate and fellow YouTuber
02:30with all the stylish beauty tips, Miss Roomie.
02:33I'm still pretty new, so don't forget
02:35to smash that subscribe button.
02:37I'll try not to disappoint, just don't go too hard on me,
02:40okay?
02:41So why don't you tell our viewers a little bit
02:44about your channel?
02:45Go on.
02:46Oh yeah, I do makeup tutorials for students.
02:49You say you brought a model
02:50to show off your skills, right?
02:54Yep, I worked super hard on his makeup,
02:56so feel free to take notes.
02:59It's all new to boo this and new to boo that.
03:03This sucks ass.
03:05I mean, if they're gonna use me,
03:06the least they could do is give me a cut.
03:09What's going on?
03:10Snapper, get this shot.
03:12On it.
03:14Hey, buddy.
03:16We want all our viewers to feel welcome now, don't we?
03:20Would it kill you to smile more?
03:23Now, you better not forget to like this video
03:26and subscribe, because one of you lucky ducks
03:29is getting a brand new gaming PC.
03:32Liar, just a scam like always.
03:35All right, smile for the men, buddy.
03:37Let's say hi.
03:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:45Damn, why would this crap come off?
03:50I don't want to go to school anymore.
03:52You're probably wondering why I put up with this.
03:56Pakko here's a new tuber
03:57with an astonishing 700k subs.
04:00His grades are terrible,
04:02but he's talented enough to make bread.
04:05Then there's the newbie tuber, Rumi.
04:08She doesn't really need talent with looks like that.
04:11Everyone's got something that makes them special.
04:14Everyone except for me, that is.
04:16I'm not the best student,
04:18and I'm not rich.
04:20Basically, I'm nothing.
04:23Man, I can't believe she did the back of my neck, too.
04:26Hey, thanks for nothing, Ugo!
04:28And when I tell you to smile,
04:29you better frickin' smile!
04:32We won't thrive!
04:33That means no we do's, man!
04:35You trying to ruin me or what?
04:38Snapper.
04:39Pakko's cameraman and right-hand leech.
04:42He's just another bully in their tribe.
04:44Am I some kind of joke to you,
04:46you annoying little tot-
04:47Hothead.
04:48But the dude can't fight.
04:55Hey, Pakko!
04:57Look at his dumb face!
04:59Oh, man.
04:59I've been steppin' out of his lane, isn't he?
05:03Yeah, and he's so scary,
05:04I almost pissed myself!
05:06And this is how Snapper does it.
05:07He volunteers to be Pakko's cameraman
05:10so he can piggyback on his status.
05:12He's a strategist.
05:14You got a problem, bro?
05:17That's the pecking order for you.
05:18And I'm on the bottom.
05:20Wait, for real?
05:20It says my revenue is over 30,000 yen already!
05:25Thanks for everything, Pakko!
05:2730,000?!
05:28They barely did anything and they made 30 freaking thousand on our lunch break!
05:33I'm sure you can repay me somehow.
05:35Just wait and see!
05:37Whoa!
05:39I think I could be...
05:40A new tuber!
05:41Should I try?
05:43Huh?
05:44I've filmed so many videos,
05:45I think I'm ready for this, bro.
05:48Snapper a new tuber?
05:50I mean, I was thinking the same thing, but still...
05:53Hey, Pakko!
05:54If I was gonna start my own channel,
05:56what kind of stuff would I need?
05:58Snapper the new tuber, huh?
06:00You're gonna need your parents' bank account info, bro.
06:03You're a miner.
06:04You can't monetize your channel yet.
06:06Oh, man, really?
06:07I got caught using my parents' savings a while back,
06:10so let's just say I don't have access to their account right now.
06:16Oh, I know.
06:19Your mom kicked the bucket, or is she still alive?
06:26Who cares?
06:27She's sick, right?
06:28Let me borrow her bank account, bro.
06:35Dude!
06:36Did you just ask if his mom kicked the bucket?
06:39If you want to use the kid,
06:40you could have at least asked nicer.
06:42Oh, you should have apologized.
06:44You think?
06:45Good looking out, you two.
06:47I almost became the bad guy there.
06:51That was it.
06:52I should have punched him right then and there.
06:56But I couldn't do it.
06:58I'm sorry I failed you, Mom.
07:06I'm so tired of being stuck in this bed.
07:09I can get up and leave whenever I want, you know.
07:11Quit lying to yourself.
07:13If you left, your health would nosedive fast.
07:16Don't worry about the house, Mom.
07:18Just focus on getting better, okay?
07:20Oh, son, your poor face.
07:22Did you get in a fight?
07:26Get in a fight, me?
07:28I'd never do something like that.
07:31Guess I'm a liar, too.
07:34That'll be 30,000.
07:35Right.
07:37Do you need a receipt today?
07:38Yes, ma'am.
07:40Where I work.
07:4130,000 yen.
07:42It's like a week's pay.
07:45If I work after school every day, I'm only making 5,000 a shift.
07:50And these newtubers, they're making 30K on a freaking lunch break.
07:54This world is so messed up.
07:56Newtubers bank while my life's a living hell.
07:59Hey, Hoban.
08:00Well, right now, it's heaven.
08:04Foley Choi.
08:05She's my real-life Venus.
08:08Do you know where the patties are?
08:10Oh, ah, in the walk-in.
08:12They're all the way back on the right.
08:15Gotcha.
08:18If you want, I'll go with you.
08:19I'll get them for you.
08:21It's fine.
08:21I can handle it.
08:23Whoa.
08:23No way.
08:24I actually talked to her.
08:26The goddess of our restaurant.
08:28Welcome in.
08:29May I take your order?
08:31Even just looking at her fills me with joy.
08:34Good evening, ladies and gents.
08:36Sup, guys.
08:37It's your boy, Paco.
08:39700K.
08:40All thanks to you.
08:42It's Paco?
08:43We're at Whackdannald's.
08:45And we're live.
08:46Oh, yeah.
08:47It's snappers here, too.
08:48Oh, shit.
08:50I can't let him see me.
08:51And that mission is to meet the famed goddess of Whackdannald's
08:55who's been blowing up everybody in their mother's feed.
09:00What did he just say?
09:13Hello.
09:15Damn, girl.
09:16You're fun as hell.
09:17Okay, I'm actually here because I've got a challenge choice.
09:19He came here to see Bomi?
09:21You've got 30 seconds to get me a burger that looks just like this.
09:24Or you have to give me your phone number.
09:27Better taste as good as it looks, too.
09:31Paco's full of crap.
09:32Only reason he's here is to get her number and a few likes.
09:35How am I supposed to make that in 30 seconds?
09:38That burger has like 10 unique ingredients.
09:41But I can't let him get that number.
09:43I'm so sorry.
09:44I didn't want to do this either, but my friggin' viewers would not stop hounding me.
09:50I'll tell you what.
09:51Why don't you just give me your number now so we can cut to the part where I'm buying you
09:54coffee later?
09:55Crap, man.
09:56What are we going to do?
09:57I work with her every day and we don't even have her number.
10:00Guess these YouTubers can do whatever the hell they want.
10:03Here's your clubhouse burger.
10:05Thank you for waiting.
10:07Flag and all, just like the picture.
10:10I also added an extra patty on the house.
10:12No way.
10:13Are you for real?
10:14And since your little stunt here ruined our dinner rush, you guys need to leave.
10:21Suck it!
10:22I'm the real king around here.
10:24Dang, good job, man.
10:26Holy crap, that was so awesome!
10:28Well, I'm getting my dong kicked in tomorrow.
10:30Why did I even do that?
10:33I'm such an idiot.
10:34It's not like she'll notice me anyway.
10:40Thanks for that 3,000 yen dono, bro-bro!
10:44What?
10:4430,000 if I get 30 kills in a row?
10:47Damn, what the hell am I even doing?
10:51Why did I let a guy like him into my house?
10:53Now he wants to bring my A game!
10:55Now he wants to make this his regular streaming spot.
10:59Sorry again, mom.
11:01I helped him start a channel with gore username and bank accounts so he could make money.
11:05Like 30,000 yen for 30 kills money.
11:09Damn him and his easy money.
11:12And he's making me cook ramen too.
11:15I should ask him if he'll share some of his revenue with me.
11:1825!
11:1925!
11:20Here it comes, the dirty 30!
11:22That 30K's mine!
11:24Fire!
11:40I tripped on the corn!
11:43Sorry, huh?
11:44It was an accident!
11:45That's not gonna get my 30K back!
11:48You owe me that money, or are you too poor to pay the piper? You are completely damned!
11:53Why am I letting this bottom feeder beat me up in my own house?
11:57You're a cancerous piece of crap! No freaking wonder your mom has cancer!
12:10That was the first time I punched someone.
12:13They say you never forget your first hero.
12:17For all the hype it gets, hiding wasn't that big a deal to me.
12:28Screw you!
12:38Dude, stop!
12:47I'm starting to feel the pain now.
12:50Is this how they feel too?
12:54How much will this cost me?
12:57Why do I always have to worry about money this and money that?
13:00I wish I was born with a silver spoon.
13:03Who cares?! I'm going to sleep! Dammit!
13:09That's when it hit me how miserable I really was.
13:13Uh, electric bill.
13:22Uh, who the hell's calling at the crack of dawn?
13:32Yeah, what?
13:33Are you out of your freaking mind?!
13:35What?!
13:36Not cool! Take it down right now!
13:38Now!
13:38Snapper! From last night! The live stream!
13:41Delete the video where you're dead!
13:43If I can find your stupid house because they all let the goddamn stay!
13:47But the stream ended when I tripped over the cable...
13:51Wait a minute.
13:53That cord wasn't running to the main PC.
13:56It was going straight to...
13:58The monitor?
14:01The entire video was broadcast live!
14:04You made me look like a giant baby!
14:07Next to your stupid camera, the monitor went black,
14:10but the whole thing was scheduled in the stream,
14:12but the whole world is seen!
14:13What?! No way!
14:15Don't be stupid! I never uploaded anything, dude!
14:18When the PC goes offline in the middle of a live stream,
14:21the video gets uploaded automatically!
14:24And now I can't even delete it because it's under your mom's account!
14:28Give me the dead password!
14:31No, no, no!
14:32It can't be real!
14:34There's no way!
14:35Why would they do something like that?!
14:38It's real!
14:40Over 10,000 comments already?!
14:42Have people been sharing it on other social networks?
14:45When we were busy sleeping, the fight went viral!
14:55I went from being a local loser to a world-famous loser overnight.
15:00I better delete this. I couldn't take it if things got worse.
15:06Huh? The commenters are talking about my video being monetized.
15:12They're saying it'd get 0.1 yen per view.
15:16So when you multiply that by the number of views, you get...
15:231...
15:231 MILLION YEN!
15:27...Hoban's really giving it to him!
15:29That's intense!
15:30Is he using kimchi as a weapon?!
15:32Man, the look on his face!
15:34He's gonna be messed up!
15:39It's embarrassing!
15:40That's straight up, quit!
15:44Oh, that's great! They've seen it!
15:47I spent so much time sucking up to Paco to get into the popular circles!
15:51Thanks to that stupid video, I'm the school's newest laughing stock!
15:55Screw that! I can't let myself go down like this!
15:58Sorry, nerd! It's you or me, bro!
16:01Reasserting dominance in 3...2...
16:04What's up, loser?
16:06Gah!
16:13Help me, Paco!
16:18As someone who's been dragging people down my entire life,
16:22I was no stranger to this world.
16:23Witness me!
16:27The pecking order shifted in his favor that day.
16:30I knew my wings had already been clipped.
16:34This hospital bill's insane!
16:37120k?
16:38I'm afraid so.
16:40Are you okay?
16:41Yeah, I'm alright. It's just a lot.
16:44I can pay.
16:46Do you take cold hard cash?
17:17That's why we gon' win, right? We know we won't quit.
17:17Dude!
17:18You got what you deserved!
17:22You've been treating me like crap for years!
17:23I said I did you anything!
17:25Shut up, bro!
17:26This is my channel!
17:27The baking cup belongs to my mom, not yours!
17:30It's your fault, everyone! Thanks!
17:32I'm a loser!
17:33Boo-hoo!
17:33You think I'd give a crap?!
17:35I already fought him once.
17:37He doesn't scare me now.
17:44Hey, it's okay, man.
17:46But keep crying, because I'm not giving you a thing.
17:51You might.
17:52Huh?
17:53Shut up, bro! It's my channel!
17:56Thanks to me, you just banked.
18:00Is this literally the fight that just happened?
18:03Awesome angle, right?
18:04Yeah, I know.
18:05I've got the skills to get a great shot even when filming in secret.
18:09Are you crazy?!
18:11Why would you upload another one now?!
18:13Even if I did, no one's gonna watch this bullcrap.
18:16They'll just say it's staged and we did it for the clout.
18:20Look, I didn't come here to argue with you, okay?
18:25I came because I think we should join forces.
18:29I mean, you like money, don't you?
18:34I can help you rake in the dough, my guy!
18:38No way. Like, another million yen?
18:41I'll get you that bread, brother!
18:44I am Paco's former producer, after all.
18:48Besides, you haven't actually gotten paid yet, have you?
18:51You know you have to go through a rigorous screening process before you do, right?
18:55Screening?
18:57You think you can strike gold by yourself again?
19:00Even if you do, who's gonna film it?
19:02What about planning? Editing? VFX?
19:05You think Paco hits 700k alone?
19:07Hell no!
19:07It was all these high ideas and camera work!
19:11I'm your guy. I'll do all the heavy lifting.
19:14All you have to do is be in the shot.
19:17You let me be your producer, and we'll make all the money!
19:21A money?
19:24Money?
19:26Money!
19:28Man, look at him! This idiot totally fell for it!
19:33All I have to do is use his account to get my wings back, and I'm flying high again, baby!
19:38Okay. What's the split?
19:41Let's see. I'll do all the hard work.
19:43But since we're friends now, 90 for me, and 10% for you.
19:51What a tool! He'll be doing the heavy lifting while I'm riding his shoulders to the top!
19:58Screw you.
20:00Huh?
20:01If I'm the one on camera, why the hell would you get 90%?
20:04Oh, and by the way, I am not your friend, dude.
20:07Hang on a sec!
20:09Oh no! If he doesn't come around, I'm a sitting duck!
20:12Okay, fine! How about 40 for me, 60 for you? How's that sound?
20:17I'd be better off flipping burgers the rest of my life, you ass.
20:21Hang on! 30 then! No, 20!
20:24This is my only chance, bro! You can't do this to me!
20:27Fine, bro! I'll take 10, you and 90!
20:31Huh.
20:34You want exactly what I have to do.
20:36Go on, I'm dying to hear some of these ideas of yours.
20:40Well played, loser. Guess you're not as much of a nimrod as I thought.
20:45Wanna know my billion yen idea?
20:47We confront the bullies and call them out on their bullcrap live!
20:58One lucky viewer is getting a brand new game!
21:00It's not true! He's lying!
21:02We're gonna bait Paco's 700,000 viewers into watching the hard jam.
21:05I don't know, man. Who likes watching a loser get beat up?
21:07I can't imagine there's a lie.
21:09If you were to weak nobody, your mom wouldn't have gotten cancer.
21:12I'm faster!
21:12Maybe we could just once, please?
21:15Watch your mouth or you're dead.
21:16I didn't know Paco was like that.
21:19Who would have known that some rando's channel would end up changing my life forever?
21:24Never.
21:24I don't know.
21:54I don't know.
22:25I don't know.
22:54I don't know.
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