00:05I never thought of Hoban as a friend.
00:08He has nothing but good things to say about you.
00:10Here's how to fight lesson two.
00:12I don't need a miracle.
00:14I have you.
00:16Is that all you got, Viral Hit?
00:18Over!
00:19Hit!
00:20Ah!
00:24That boy who peps you up every time you're around him?
00:27I see how it is.
00:29Your friend wasn't me.
00:31It was Moonsong the whole time.
00:40I think it's time we bite the bullet and hire an editor to try and help get more subscribers.
00:45Why?
00:46You were doing fine with our videos so far.
00:49I'm just an amateur who learned from watching others.
00:52We need someone who's an actual pro.
00:54Our core content is good, but it could get stale,
00:57which means people get bored and watch someone else.
01:00I can do all the basic stuff, but we need someone who can make it exciting.
01:05Ah, I guess that's not a bad idea, but where do we find one?
01:09We posting that online or something?
01:12Man, you really are a newbie.
01:15When it comes to generating buzz, you're grounded.
01:18The current trend is to do it on stream.
01:22Wait, you're filming this right now?
01:24Hey, what's up, chat?
01:25Hey, chat.
01:26Got big news for you.
01:29We're looking for a brand new editor.
01:31A go-getter that's totally profesh.
01:35While we're live right now, feel free to volunteer in the chat.
01:39Make sure to include your experience level in the comments section.
01:42I'm not getting my hopes up, though.
01:50Well, they certainly have unique experience.
01:54I don't know.
01:55No one really seems like they'd be a good editor.
01:58Yeah, duh.
01:58I wasn't expecting much from a bunch of randos.
02:05Any real editing experience in here?
02:08Like at all?
02:11I happen to be a dab hand at video editing.
02:15Isn't that the guy who does play-by-plays of all our live streams?
02:19How rude!
02:20Don't compare me to riffraff like yourselves.
02:23Look, I'm not saying I doubt you,
02:25but can you seriously edit, like, for real?
02:29What do we do, Hoban?
02:30Well, we can at least give him a meeting.
02:33It's worth a shot.
02:34But the guy's a boomer, bro.
02:37So, if he can edit for us, who cares how old he is?
02:40Sheesh.
02:41Muscle-time kids these days.
02:43Damn it.
02:44All right, fine.
02:46I guess, send your contact info.
02:48You've got yourself an interview.
02:50If that's what Hoban wants.
02:53Okay.
02:56You get the boomer's info?
02:58Yeah.
02:59He reached out, but there's...
03:01a slight problem.
03:03Okay.
03:05He's...
03:05How do I put this?
03:07A bit old-fashioned.
03:09Nope.
03:09Block him.
03:10Hey!
03:11We can't do that!
03:12We made a promise, man!
03:14Fine.
03:14Then where are we doing this interview?
03:16The old guy said he'd show up here at some point.
03:19Really?
03:20He didn't even give you a time or anything?
03:23That's a bare minimum, bro.
03:24Look, this whole thing's got me a bit nervous, okay?
03:28What if he's cranky and pulls his old kids these days?
03:31Crap.
03:32Sheesh.
03:33Huh?
03:33Cut your panties in a wad before you even met me.
03:38Kids these days.
03:39Hard to believe I'm one of ya.
03:42Pick those jaws up.
03:44You might trip someone.
03:44Okay.
03:47So who's first?
05:21It's Kao-Li.
05:22She's popular because she's so cute, even for a freshman.
05:26She's popular with everyone but freshman.
05:28I guess her classmates don't like her because she talks like an old man.
05:32Apparently she grew up abroad and learned Korean online.
05:35This girl is the old man.
05:37This girl is the old man we were talking to.
05:38Hey.
05:40Chop chop boys, are we gonna get this show on the road?
05:45He's actually a little girl, man.
05:47I totally fell for it.
05:48Hey there, young man.
05:51It isn't polite to wag one's finger.
05:58Man, I am beat.
06:00That was a hell of a day at the office.
06:02The new guy.
06:04He's already screwing stuff up.
06:06I had to set the kid straight.
06:08Some days really are better than others, huh?
06:12For me?
06:13Did I forget something special, dear?
06:16I just passed a florist on the way home and thought of you.
06:19Well, they're mighty fine.
06:22Hang on.
06:23This one doesn't have any flowers.
06:25Yeah, because...
06:27Hush.
06:28Hopin'.
06:29Calm down, boy.
06:30You'll get a treat, too.
06:32Snap out of it, bro!
06:35You listening, boy?
06:36Get down and I'll give you some jerky.
06:39What?
06:41I'm sorry, what'd you say?
06:43Oh, yeah!
06:44You worked your magic on one of our uploads, right?
06:48I totally spaced out just because she touched my head!
06:51Took a stab at it.
06:53Check it out and see what you think.
06:55She's so freaking cute!
06:57Whoa!
06:58You made this yourself?
06:59Yeah.
07:00Just thought it might behoove you to greet your 150,000 subscribers with an actual intro, you know?
07:06Look how small her hands are.
07:08I declare a thumb off!
07:10Well, I think she's got what it takes.
07:13Welcome her to the team!
07:14Don't decide that all by yourself.
07:16What I'm looking for is good subtitles with a real eye for details, so I...
07:19Yeah, sure, why wouldn't you?
07:22That's cool.
07:23I like that you highlighted some of the funnier comments.
07:26The hilarious viewer comments are some of the best parts of your live streams.
07:30It's true what they say about the importance of editing.
07:33The video's way more entertaining now.
07:35But still, there's something missing.
07:38I'm just not sure this is good enough.
07:41Anything stand out that made this one difficult?
07:45You know, I did have some trouble with this part here.
07:49I never would have guessed you'd be growing a jungle down there.
07:52There's definitely spots on your underwear that might need color correction, so...
07:56Okay, I think we've got enough!
07:58That's just too.
07:59Say no more!
08:00The job is yours!
08:02Good.
08:03I'm glad you came around.
08:07There is one last thing I'd like to ask.
08:10With skills like these, you could probably get hired anywhere.
08:14Why'd you pick us?
08:17Well, I...
08:39Look forward to working with you.
08:43Yeah, sure.
08:45My thoughts exactly.
08:48Welcome aboard!
08:57Guess all he has time for is new Tooboo.
09:00After what happened, maybe he just doesn't want to talk to me anymore?
09:04I wish he'd at least respond when I text.
09:08Should we, like, call the police?
09:10Move! I can't see a damn thing!
09:11Did you guys see that?
09:13Yeah, it was insane!
09:14Did you have a fight over there?
09:15What the hell?!
09:16Fuck!
09:19Fuck!
09:25Fuck!
09:30Exactly.
09:30Hey, douchebag!
09:33Did you do this?
09:35You just beat up whoever you want?
09:36Oh, guess I lost, huh? Hey, huh? You got a hundred yen?
09:46Oh, guess I lost, huh?
10:15If they're true, there isn't a student at Kang Bu Kai that hasn't been beaten up by this dude.
10:20Damn, that's crazy.
10:22But why do I care?
10:24When you see him fight, it's no surprise he's been training since he was young.
10:28Can you guess which style?
10:30Hmm, he looks fast, so I'm gonna say boxing, maybe?
10:36Seriously? It's actually Taekwondo!
10:39Kang Bu Kai is full of tools!
10:41Who gets beaten up by a guy using a crappy style like that?
10:44For real, what does this stuff have to do with me?
10:47Is Taekwondo weak or something?
10:50I'd say predictable. All you have to do is keep your eyes peeled for kicks.
10:54You see that majestic leg flying at you, grab it and sweep it to the ground!
10:58I bet if I went to their school, I'd climb to the top of the food chain.
11:03You rascal! What's up with you darn kids these days?
11:07Taekwondo's a crappy fighting style.
11:10You don't know what the hell you're talking about!
11:13Sport Taekwondo won't get you anywhere on the streets.
11:16Combat Taekwondo, on the other hand.
11:18In Sport Taekwondo, you win by scoring points within a limited amount of time.
11:24Combat Taekwondo is a striking martial art whose aim is to knock out your opponent!
11:32Years ago, someone conducted an experiment with expert-level martial artists to measure the power and speed of their kicks.
11:39Muay Thai, max speed of 209 kilometers per hour, 635 kilograms of power.
11:48Capoeira, max speed of 160 kilometers per hour, 816 kilograms of power.
11:55And then, there's Taekwondo.
11:58Max speed of 219 kilometers per hour, with a whopping 1043 kilograms of power!
12:05Holy crap, are those real numbers?
12:08I get it, Taekwondo is no joke.
12:11But where exactly are you going with all this?
12:13Oh. Yeah, sorry about that, bro.
12:16You know how our channel's bread and butter is calling out bullies?
12:19Uh, yeah, I guess...
12:21Well, Taekwondo's the next bully on the list!
12:23Ah, I see now!
12:25Wait, what? Are you trying to get me killed in a live stream?
12:29You've come up with a lot of dumb ideas that this might be the single dumbest thing anyone's ever done
12:33in my entire life!
12:35That's so deadly, huh?
12:36Taekwondo's one of the most popular styles right now.
12:39MMA fighters around the world use some variation of this practice in their own techniques.
12:44What's your opinion on Taekwondo?
12:46It's flashy and leaves a lot of openings.
12:50But still, it has one move that stands out.
12:53Like a super special move?
12:55No wonder it's so popular.
12:57Yes, Taekwondo is good.
12:59There's a super move in Taekwondo that even scares the pros.
13:03Super fast, powerful, and accurate.
13:06You land a clean hit and it's a surefire knockout.
13:09It's the only move where you turn your back to your enemy.
13:13The back kick!
13:17So I just have to avoid getting grabbed?
13:22I'm grateful to have a community that's so proactive, but damn!
13:26This monster isn't your average neighborhood street thug.
13:29He's a straight-up pro fighter!
13:33How the hell do I go toe-to-toe with a guy like that?!
13:37It's not too late to pivot!
13:39We could do a mukbang or something!
13:41Come on, you're not gonna let down your viewers, are you?
13:43I just looked it up and it turns out a bat kick can't kill you!
13:47But I already had a trick up my sleeve that would save my life.
13:56Today, I'm gonna tell you about the Devil of Kangbukai.
13:59The whole school was scared of him.
14:02Dude's a total psychopath.
14:04Man, I don't want to be rich so bad.
14:07The Devil himself, Taehoon Siong.
14:10He used to be a well-decorated Taekwondo champ,
14:13but for some reason he stopped competing.
14:15Hey, you guys want me to get rich as hell too, don't you?
14:20Of course.
14:21Oh, great.
14:22In that case, go on.
14:25Swap shoes with me.
14:28Whatever he wanted, he was going to get.
14:31Even if it was a pair of limited edition kicks only available in the overseas market.
14:36If you think he's like every other bully out there,
14:38it's only because you don't know a damn thing about this guy.
14:43You want to know the real reason people call him the Devil?
14:46It's because he uses your friends for leverage.
14:49Sounds like your buddy Chosu won't swap his shoes with me.
14:53We can swap, man.
14:54It's not that Taehoon really wants the things he takes from his victims.
15:00Ultimately, he wants to force the people to watch their friends get the crap beat out of them
15:05so they feel weak, powerless, and too ashamed to live.
15:08Sorry, I can't read anymore.
15:10How the hell do I fight this guy?
15:12He's a total sadist.
15:14He's infinitely worse than Paco in every damn way.
15:18Yeah, of course I'm scared.
15:20The King's book Devil can kick higher than my head.
15:24You know you can't break the promise to your viewers, right?
15:27I said I'd fight bullies, not a superhuman thunder douche
15:30who happens to be a literal pro MMA fighter.
15:32Boy, I tell you, the idea of that varmint pisses me off.
15:37I'll rip that punk's limbs off.
15:39Whoa, let's flip the brakes.
15:42I can't even find the smallest reason to fight this guy.
15:45We're doing this because a stranger tipped us off about another stranger?
15:48None of this makes any sense.
15:50I'm going to die for real.
15:56I don't want to be rich so bad, man.
16:00Yo, are you Taehoon-shung?
16:06You think you can beat my friends and get away with it?
16:09Let me tell you something.
16:13Dongchoo, you okay?
16:15That TaeKwonDo?
16:16Hey, you got a hundred yen?
16:18I want to go hit the arcade.
16:21Just because you know a thing or two about sports, you got a big head, huh?
16:25Watch out!
16:26He used to be a fighter!
16:27A fighter?
16:28Is that what they call it these days?
16:30I'm sure you've got wonderful form and a nice dobo hanging in your closet.
16:35But that don't mean jack crap on the streets!
16:38TaeKwonDo is nothing more than a child's sport!
16:41The second I grab you, it's over!
16:47What?
16:48He's too fast!
16:51Holy crap!
16:53This kid's really good!
16:55Another one?
16:57You about to roundhouse me?
16:58I'll block and then counter!
17:03Are you kidding?
17:04He's obliterating Ponyoke without breaking a sweat!
17:09I was just messing around, kid!
17:11I'm sorry!
17:12You got that yen?
17:13I'll give you a hundred!
17:16No, not from you.
17:20I want the money from that guy.
17:23Yeah, I'll give you a hundred yen.
17:25Now let's just forget this happened to be on our way!
17:32Hey, you got ten thousand yen?
17:34I want to go hit the arcade.
17:36Here!
17:37Take it!
17:37Just stop!
17:38I'm begging you, please!
17:43No, let's make it a million.
17:46If I had to guess, your friend here doesn't have a million, does he?
17:50No more!
17:51Please!
17:52I'm so sorry!
17:56That's Taehyung-su!
17:58He's a bigger psycho than I could have imagined!
18:00I've never seen someone ignore the person who picked a fight with them only to kick the crap out of
18:05their friend instead!
18:06We should stay far away from this guy.
18:08I mean, we did promise our viewers, but...
18:15Safe!
18:18When he turned and looked right at me, I thought I was a goner.
18:21Well, you're an idiot.
18:22I'm just glad you left me out of it this time, though.
18:26This time?
18:26It's not easy being a pro.
18:28Yeah.
18:29It's really great that you're working so hard.
18:32Just be careful.
18:38We're dead!
18:39You were filming me, and who are you?
18:43Who, me?
18:44You're Taekwondo!
18:46It just looks so cool.
18:48Oh, you think?
18:50Good one, Snapper!
18:51That was so smooth!
18:53He can talk us out of anything!
18:55It's not like I've decided to actually fight this monster.
18:58Besides, there's no good reason I should fight him at all.
19:01I'm not some hero driven by justice.
19:04My body can't take every fight, you know?
19:07We have to run, no matter what.
19:11Are you all right?
19:12You dirty run-stead!
19:13We'll get your paws off my friends!
19:15You better pick up!
19:16Go!
19:17Cowl?!
19:18Oh, no!
19:19She's too headstrong!
19:20She won't let this go without a fight!
19:23Hope she doesn't get herself into trouble like Bomi did last time!
19:28Tehun?
19:31Damn, you bully!
19:33She's not any braver than we are!
19:36Moron!
19:36You should've just stayed away!
19:38If you hit me, I'll have to call my dad.
19:42I can't believe she's as scared as us!
19:44We have to get out of here!
19:46You were trying to catch me on video beating up a bunch of randos, weren't you?
19:51Yes!
19:51Yes!
19:52Right, right!
19:53We'll delete it all!
19:54If you'll expose us!
19:56I know you.
19:58You're viral hit.
20:03I thought you came here to fight me today.
20:06I heard you guys talking about beating the crap out of me.
20:09I also heard you make a ton of money.
20:11Good timing.
20:14You don't want to fight me?
20:16Give me your channel.
20:19If you think he's like every other bully out there, it's only because you don't know a damn thing about
20:24this guy.
20:26You want to know the real reason people call him the devil?
20:29It's because he uses your friends as leverage.
20:33It's not that Taehyun wants the things he takes from his victims.
20:38Ultimately, he wants to force people to watch their friends get the crap beat out of them so they feel
20:43weak.
20:43And powerless and ashamed.
20:47Hand it over.
20:49It's mine now.
20:51Got a hundred yen?
20:57Does this guy think other humans are his personal playthings?
21:01Don't you have any pride whatsoever?
21:03Hey, you still hurt?
21:05I just wanted to show off.
21:08That's all.
21:08You can have my friends and take all my subscribers while you're at it.
21:12Now to beat a Taekwondo fighter in a fight as a regular person.
21:16Is it because you think that you'll lose if you fight me in a month from now?
21:22Well, let's find out.
21:53Taekwondo fighter in a fight.
22:21Taekwondo fighter in a fight.
22:24Yourığım goes off.
22:25The Starz
22:27Then, yeah, theенная star charm.
22:35I hope you'll be right to see you.
22:36Those times we have looking up against the death pulled up whenandez.
22:41Don't leave it and%on the other side.
22:44It likes to be beat you.
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