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00:01Welcome to the final episode of Small Town Scandal.
00:04I'm Toby Buchanan.
00:07I'm back at the Ohio Police Station, following a fresh lead.
00:11As of last episode, I discovered that the automated lawnmowers
00:14buzzing around Uncle Mitch's death scene have cameras.
00:17Which means they may have filmed the killer.
00:20Right now, all we've got is the McKeith Brothers swearing...
00:23It was a demon.
00:24...which is not ideal.
00:26My dad is still suspect number one and facing a life sentence.
00:30And my old school buddy, local cop Matt McKenzie's ego,
00:33is out of control after capturing serial killer Mrs Mott.
00:36And now he's gunning for a new trophy.
00:38My dad.
00:39Also, the town's annual Philly Festival in Frocks in the Field is about to kick off,
00:43which means chaos and mum's stressed.
00:45So there's murder, lawnmowers, small town egos
00:48and a potentially award-winning podcast all on the line.
00:52Actually, scratch that.
00:53Note to self, don't put that part in.
01:03I had a plan which required me getting into the bowels of the Tohoiho police station.
01:14Unfortunately, the place was crawling with cops.
01:16But fortunately, I've discovered that this place isn't overly security conscious.
01:22And I have a naturally gymnastic ability
01:24which will help me sneak past the Blue Uniform Brigade
01:27and infiltrate the Heart of the Beast.
01:39Okay, so it turns out that automated motors have an inbuilt camera in them.
01:42I just need to find one.
01:50I just need to find one.
01:56I just need to find one.
02:05Oh, yes.
02:07Yes.
02:08Yes.
02:11Oh, my God.
02:38I don't even know how to get to the camera, let alone see what's on it.
02:40Sorry, I'm going to...
02:53Oh, hello. Hey, I'm actually really glad to bump into you.
02:57Oh no, something happened to Dad.
02:58Oh, I don't know. No, no, no, I just need your opinion on something to do with the trial.
03:03These ones? Or these ones?
03:06Um, I don't know.
03:07Which one of these is? Oh, I'm innocent more. These?
03:11All these ones?
03:13Um, I guess the rainbow leaf.
03:15Oh, really? Yeah.
03:16I really thought you would have gone for the purple fern.
03:18I'm not sure it matters too much, Misty.
03:21I beg your pardon?
03:22Well, whatever earrings you wear, it won't make a difference.
03:24We all know where this case is headed.
03:26Mind your business, Matt McKenzie.
03:28Anyway, I'll see you guys. Sorry, scusey.
03:30Hey, what's up at your top there, Tubbs?
03:33Ah, nothing. See ya. Bye!
03:35Tubbs! Tubbs!
03:36Tubbs!
03:38Tubbs!
03:40What are you going for?
03:42Police!
03:44All units, I'm in proceed!
03:47Tubbs!
03:48Back!
03:52Back!
04:15Oh!
04:16Whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:17What are you doing?
04:18Gurus, you have to help me. The footage on the screen, you should see it immediately!
04:21With this?
04:22Yes!
04:23Why didn't you tell me there ain't no cameras in there?
04:26I thought that was obvious!
04:27The footage on that bike is the last piece in this crazy puzzle!
04:30There is no point.
04:32Camera, send the footage to black box.
04:35Black box?
04:36It's the whole computer! It's not in there!
04:39Oh, God!
04:42Okay, I'm back at the HyperMega store, and I'm following another crazy twist,
04:47where it turns out that in order to see the footage on the mowers,
04:49I need to go to Uncle Mitch's mansion and look on the home computer!
04:54Wait!
04:55Wait!
04:55What?
04:57Gotcha, Tubbs!
04:58Yeah.
04:59You're under arrest for stealing police evidence!
05:01Okay, let me explain!
05:02No, no, no!
05:03Tubbs!
05:03Give up, mate!
05:04It's already over!
05:08Fuck you!
05:14You have the right to remain silent!
05:16Okay, just give me...
05:16Shush it!
05:17Tubbs!
05:18Do not ruin this for me!
05:19Okay, sorry.
05:20Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
05:26Come on, mate.
05:27Yeah.
05:37Once a criminal, always a criminal, eh, Toby?
05:41What are you on about?
05:42I bought this big jar of lollipops, with my own money, as rewards for my class.
05:48And young Toby here decided to have them all for himself.
05:51I was in your class 25 years ago.
05:54Can we let it go, please?
05:55I'm just pointing out, once a criminal, always a criminal.
05:58I'm a petty criminal at best, and you're the one that killed 39 people.
06:02Oh.
06:03Oh.
06:04Fair call.
06:09It's been good to see you, Toby.
06:12Would have been better under better circumstances.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Yeah, it has been nice seeing you, Dad.
06:19I just wanted to apologise for getting off to a bad start.
06:27What do you mean?
06:28Well, can't it help that I was such a crappy parent?
06:32I'm sorry, son.
06:34Really, I am.
06:39It's okay, Dad. I know you tried.
06:42I was at the pub most of the time.
06:45You'd defend for yourself.
06:47But you're a fighter.
06:49You hang in there.
06:50Not me.
06:51I just give up when the going gets rough.
06:55You're a scrapper.
06:59As if...
07:00I know, son.
07:02You're a real scrapper.
07:05Thanks.
07:06And there's something else I've got to tell you.
07:09What?
07:12What the hell, son?
07:16You took your bloody time!
07:26What?
07:28What are you doing?
07:30You're going to be in so much trouble.
07:39Good luck, you pricks.
07:56You're a photographer!
07:58Fuck out!
08:03We're out of here!
08:04We're out of here!
08:09What the hell are they all doing here?
08:11Mr. Philly Festival, Dad?
08:12Oi!
08:13You get back here!
08:15Oh, shit.
08:17Anyway, you goddamn...
08:18You got me!
08:19Oh, jeez.
08:23I got you!
08:24Get out of it, you hurt!
08:39Shit!
08:41I'm sorry.
08:58Well?
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:04Cheers, Toast.
09:05We could have been killed out there.
09:06Okay, we just need to get to Uncle Mitch's.
09:08If we can get a car, hopefully we can sneak out of town.
09:11No way.
09:12I'm totally outnumbered.
09:15Well, there's your mum's frocks.
09:18Oh, yes, for Fox in the Field.
09:20She's doing a fashion show.
09:21She hasn't lost a touch, has she?
09:23Oh, what a talent.
09:25Look at all this.
09:29Oh, she's an extraordinary woman.
09:31We don't have time for this, Dad.
09:33We've got to get you out of here.
09:34It's no use, son.
09:36We're as good as dog tagging.
09:37Could you be positive for one second, Dad?
09:40Could you try that, please?
09:42I'm trying to save you from a life sentence.
09:45Sorry.
09:48I know my edit.
09:50Shut up.
09:51Fair enough.
09:52No, I mean shut up.
09:53I've got an idea.
09:59Don't follow me.
10:02Can I ride the horse?
10:04Piss off.
10:05Please.
10:06I said piss off, kids.
10:08This way, Dad.
10:10This way, Dad.
10:11This way, Dad.
10:12This way, Dad.
10:12And three.
10:13Anna, yes.
10:14Oh.
10:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:15This is the Phillies.
10:16The stallions are over there, please.
10:18Over there.
10:18Over there.
10:19Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
10:21Katie, it's me.
10:23Toby?
10:24What are you doing here?
10:25The police are looking for you everywhere.
10:26You're in so much trouble.
10:28Can I borrow your car, please?
10:30What?
10:30No, why?
10:31Just give us your keys, Katie.
10:33We need the keys.
10:34If you don't give us your keys, I'm going to tell Matt that you touched my leg in the
10:37car the other day.
10:39Good, Anna.
10:40Yes, Anna.
10:41Go, Anna.
10:42Dance, Anna.
10:43Dance, Anna.
10:44He would never believe you anyway, so you shouldn't.
10:46Do you want to try me?
10:52Good, good.
10:53Smiling.
10:53Always smiling.
10:54Always going, Anna.
10:55Going.
10:56Okay?
10:58Liz, that's got a bit of a sticky ignition, okay?
11:00So when you turn it, on, forward, right, just before you feel kind of hits the...
11:05You have to hold it just...
11:06I'll take it.
11:07I'll take you, okay?
11:08I'll drive you to where you need to go.
11:11My car's over there.
11:12Alright?
11:12Alright?
11:13Good.
11:13Keep going, keep going.
11:14Can you drill in?
11:15Keep going.
11:17Smile!
11:18Smile!
11:18Jesus.
11:19Bloody hot ping a horse's ass.
11:21Don't get me down, they'll see you!
11:30McKenzie!
11:31Run, run, run, run, run!
11:34Oh!
11:35I've got you now!
11:36You get on!
11:37Run!
11:38Oh, jeez!
11:43God!
11:43I don't want to go to prison!
11:45Oh, my God!
11:47You're not going to go to prison!
11:48We could always tell when we kidnapped you by force.
11:51Oh!
11:51Yes, Bruce!
11:52That's a really good idea!
11:53Thank you so much, you'll be great!
11:55Can this thing go any faster, Katie?
11:57Uh, actually, hold on.
11:59I think there is actually some kind of button that I have always wanted to press, which is
12:02crazy because I feel like now's the kind of...
12:06Is that faster?
12:07No, I don't think it's going faster.
12:08Okay, this is it then.
12:09Okay, what's the plan, boys?
12:11What's going on?
12:12Okay, I'm hoping it gives hope is that the automated lawnmowers that mowed up Uncle Mitch
12:16filmed whoever it was that killed him.
12:18And that that footage is in the home computer in the home office.
12:21Oh, my God.
12:22What?
12:22That is so clever!
12:24That is so...
12:24I never even thought of that, but it makes perfect sense!
12:28Oh, Toby!
12:29You're actually so smart!
12:32Oh, my God!
12:33And you're really smart too, Katie.
12:35Yeah.
12:37I also find you're really beautiful.
12:39Toby, I mean...
12:43Look, I, uh...
12:46You're a sweetheart, okay?
12:49And I know how you've always laughed about me.
12:54But you just, you've got to get over this now, okay?
12:57You've got work to do.
12:59This is a big moment.
13:00This is your time.
13:02This is your time to shine.
13:03Right now.
13:04Katie!
13:04Isn't that the mansion there?
13:06Oh, shit!
13:06Yes, yes!
13:11Yeah!
13:12Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
13:19Oh, no!
13:21Oh, no!
13:21Oh, sorry!
13:22Okay!
13:24Come on, Bruce!
13:25Come on!
13:25Ah!
13:26There's a bunny!
13:27Come on!
13:31Ah!
13:32Ah!
13:33I'm here.
13:35I'm here.
13:36I'm here.
13:36I'm here.
13:37What's that?
13:39Finished?
13:40Yeah?
13:40Yeah.
13:41Okay.
13:41Um, okay.
13:42Yes, yes, yes, yes.
13:43Um, okay.
13:46See ya.
13:47Oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
13:50yes, yes, yes.
13:53Get out of here.
13:55Yes, yes, yes, yes.
13:56Okay, I got it.
13:58Stop!
13:59Whatever it is you're doing, stop!
14:01On your knees.
14:02Immediately.
14:02All of you, now!
14:04Babe, babe, babe, we're just gonna watch a video, okay, of Mitch's death.
14:06Babe, um, please.
14:08Please, baby.
14:09Baby, my love.
14:10My baby love.
14:11I am on the edge.
14:13It's important, okay?
14:14You gotta see this!
14:17Babe.
14:21Everything hinged on this.
14:22If my investigation was wrong, Dad got life, and I might be joining him.
14:27Okay, so here, you everyone's here, you comfy?
14:29Yeah.
14:30Ready?
14:30Yeah.
14:35It's the bloody McKeith brothers.
14:36It was the McKeith brothers.
14:38Yes, soon to be, dog fucker.
14:42That's all.
14:49Wait, she's gonna be made into pet food.
14:54Jesus.
14:55I didn't feel that in the morning.
14:57Why isn't he moving?
14:58He's probably stunned.
15:02Oh.
15:04She's picked up the camera.
15:07Oh!
15:10Oh!
15:11Oh!
15:12Oh!
15:13Oh!
15:23Oh!
15:24Oh!
15:25Oh!
15:27Oh!
15:34Oh!
15:37Oh!
15:39Oh!
15:41Oh!
15:41Oh!
15:42Oh!
15:44And I'll just put it down, see?
15:48I knew you were innocent, Dad.
15:50I told you I didn't do it.
15:51And then, so...
15:54Wait, Katie.
15:55Um, look, I'll just, I'll explain later, okay?
15:58Yeah, it'll all make sense, Maddy.
16:00Hang on, you, you knew about that.
16:02So there I am, and then I'm like, what?
16:04And then I go.
16:05So then, if you can, which is very clear that I just go straight to the car.
16:17Wow-wee, would you look at that.
16:19I'd done it.
16:21I'd managed to prove Dad's innocence.
16:24I'd finally succeeded and closed the case.
16:27But the feeling was bittersweet.
16:30Petal, my childhood horse, the only real friend I'd ever known, was a killer.
16:37What we uncovered here today is going to take our small town a long time to get over.
16:42Probably days.
16:46But before that, I had some gloating to do.
16:50Or maybe just some emotional management.
16:54I guess no one would have suspected a horse, hey?
16:57What?
16:59Are you all right, mate?
17:01Yes, fine, I just couldn't hear you.
17:04I was just saying, I guess no one would have suspected the horse, but...
17:08I guess now, the proofs that we were right about Dad being innocent, hey?
17:13So.
17:15So?
17:17So I told you so.
17:21Not, you know, but you still managed to find out who Mrs. Moth was and catch her, which is, you
17:27know, amazing, until she got away.
17:29But still.
17:32Shut up, Tubbs.
17:39Let's go home.
18:03And so, our small town scandal came to a close.
18:07Although the dust had begun to settle on our wild scandal, I couldn't stop worrying about Petal's future.
18:13So I stole her away from Uncle Mitch's and anonymously released her on an ethical farm for abused animals and
18:20didn't tell anyone about it.
18:22And now she's pregnant to a hot stallion.
18:25Sue's frock designs, a.k.a. Mum's dresses, were shown in the background of the news footage of Mrs. Moth's
18:31escape, and her orders have gone up tenfold.
18:34Mum says Cousin Carol will be taking my room permanently, so they can fulfil all the orders.
18:41Meanwhile, I'm proud to say I'm self-producing this podcast, and really want to do a shout-out to the
18:47nearly ten people who have already listened, liked, and subscribed.
18:52Well, that's all from me and our small town of Tohoiho.
18:56Until next time, goodbye.
19:01It goes on a bit, doesn't it?
19:04But overall, not packed hopes.
19:10And hopefully, one of your listeners can offer you a proper job one day, and then you can finally move
19:16out.
19:16But, yes, I, uh...
19:20You've done well.
19:24Anyway, I suppose I should try and get some sleep.
19:27You should too.
19:28You look exhausted.
19:30And stay away from that bridge.
19:33Good night.
19:36So with the podcast in the can, I was at a bit of a loss at what to do next.
19:41Sure, I enjoyed the medium of podcastery, but you needed a good story to tell, and I was clean out
19:46of those.
19:47So I was just happy to lie back and relax.
19:50Well, until tomorrow morning, at least.
19:52When I'd have to find some way of making cash so I could move out of home again.
20:10Hello, Subrakanan here.
20:16Who's been murdered?
20:19And they've no idea who did it?
20:23That sounds positively gruesome.
20:26Oh, what a scandal.
20:28Oh, what a scandal.
20:30Oh, what a scandal.
20:30Oh, what a scandal.
20:30Oh, what a scandal.
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