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00:01Previously on Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:04Fine, they were right. Is that what you want to hear?
00:06I never should have tried the whole superhero thing.
00:08Now an actual supervillain named Scratch has called out the Night Ninja.
00:11He's got vampire mutant fleas, and is trying to make all the dogs in the city go crazy and attack
00:16people.
00:16Which is a really weird plan.
00:18It was all a trap. A weird trap, but still.
00:21We stopped Scratch's fleas, but it was never about us, or dogs, or whatever.
00:26It was about our dad, somehow. Hopefully this all makes sense in the end.
00:35Dad! Dad! Dad, where are you?
00:39Dad!
00:39He's not here.
00:41The whole place is wrecked.
00:43There was a fight here. I can smell it.
00:47What? I have a sense about these things. Seriously.
00:49It's Scratch.
00:52He took Dad.
00:55I never should have put the mask on.
00:57You know, the other mask.
00:58Dad, he took us in.
01:00He kept us safe.
01:02And now, my archenemy has taken him.
01:05This is all my fault.
01:11Uh, this is where you tell me it's not my fault?
01:14Well, but it definitely is.
01:15Like, it couldn't be more your fault.
01:17Yeah, no, yeah, no. You really, you really biffed this one up.
01:19Oh, come on. How was I supposed to know?
01:21There's literally no connection between us and this guy.
01:24Ugh!
01:24Isn't this like every superhero origin story?
01:27You put on a costume and bam!
01:29Suddenly your uncle gets taken out.
01:31Or your parents in a dark alley.
01:33Or your planet suddenly blows up and you're the only survivor.
01:36For real, I honestly cannot believe I'm related to any of you.
01:39How is this helping find Dad?
01:41I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. Is that what you want to hear?
01:44Yes.
01:44I'm not a superhero, okay? I'm not Batman. I'm...
01:50Shhh!
01:52I have no idea.
01:54Whoa, what?
01:54There's someone in the tent.
02:01Maybe it's Dad.
02:03Why would Dad be in the tent?
02:04Maybe he's napping. He loves naps.
02:07What if it's scumbug?
02:08Maybe it's Dad and scumbug.
02:09What is wrong with you?
02:38Shhh!
02:56The boys and Frankie are dealing with the Turtles.
02:59I don't know why you're so scared of them.
03:01They kinda seem like idiots.
03:03They are monsters!
03:06But soon, all of them will regret ever crossing my path.
03:10Starting with their so-called father.
03:13Come out and play, Splinter.
03:24Boss!
03:34What the heck is that?
03:36It's one of the mute animals. The cockroach. Where is the rat? Where's Splinter?
03:44Is... is that how it talks? Man, that thing is hard to look at.
03:49Wait.
03:51This is his girlfriend.
03:53Really? Like, really?
03:56Take the roach!
03:57Oh...
04:13Keep her quiet!
04:14Come on!
04:15Someone's coming!
04:16Huh?
04:22Uh-ho...
04:26Oh...
04:27Oh...
04:28Ah!
04:34Scratch!
04:37Scum!
04:38Stay back!
04:39There's four of us and two of you, man.
04:42You can't win.
04:43Is that so?
04:44Leonardo?
04:46Wait.
04:46You know my secret identity?
04:48We're gonna walk out of here or your father's girlfriend will pay the price.
04:54Uh...
04:54Why?
04:55What, didn't you come here for our dad?
04:57This...
04:58Uh...
04:58This is better.
05:00Splinter will suffer before I take my final revenge.
05:03I feel like a real supervillain would've just taken our dad.
05:06He wasn't here, okay?
05:08Uh...
05:09Just to be clear.
05:10You...
05:10You don't have dad.
05:11And I mean...
05:12Are you sure you really wanna take Scumbug?
05:15Yeah.
05:15We're not telling you what to do.
05:17But...
05:17She barfs a lot.
05:21Enough!
05:22I'm taking the cockroach.
05:23And unless you want the love of your father's life to meet a grisly end,
05:27you will do exactly what I say.
05:30Okay.
05:31Just settle down.
05:32Who are you?
05:33Why are you even doing this?
05:34Like, what did we ever do to you?
05:36Who am I?
05:40Whoa!
05:41D-didn't see that coming.
05:42He's a mutant too.
05:44And the fleas...
05:45Wait, does that mean those fleas are actually your fleas?
05:47Like you were a cat with fleas and then somehow...
05:50Shut up!
05:51Those are definitely his fleas.
05:53Meet me for our final confrontation on the highest cat tree where I can scratch the sky.
06:00Uh...
06:01What?
06:02There!
06:02I will have my revenge.
06:05Revenge.
06:06Revenge.
06:07Revenge.
06:08That sure was dramatic.
06:10Come on!
06:15Where did they go?
06:17Okay, who is this guy?
06:19And how is he a mutant?
06:20Yeah, he acted like he knew us.
06:22Like...
06:23He knows dad.
06:24Yeah, and what was he talking about?
06:26Final confrontation?
06:28I mean, did we even have a first one?
06:30He's a madman.
06:31Our arch enemy who we've never met before.
06:36Because, for real, it's a one-eyed mutant cat.
06:38I'm pretty sure we'd remember that, right?
06:40I'm pretty afraid.
07:28Oh, my God.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:10Oh, my God.
08:45Oh, my God.
08:49Oh, my God.
08:51Oh, my God.
09:01Oh, my God.
09:10Oh, my God.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:24Oh, my God.
09:56Oh, my God.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:46Oh, my God.
10:52Oh, my God.
11:03Oh, my God.
11:24Did you guys even, like, try to guess anything that didn't come out of a James Bond movie?
11:29This is it.
11:30A storm is coming.
11:32The final confrontation.
11:33The ultimate battle.
11:35The end game.
11:36I don't mean, I don't, like, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going
11:50to go.
12:00I was going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
12:02If Scratch is going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go next to
12:05you in the mainframe.
12:09I'm going to go, I don't know.
12:17You're going to go, I don't know.
12:25So, I'm finding an elevator.
12:41It's been too long.
12:43We need to feed, Scratch.
12:45You promised us.
12:47You'll feed when I tell you to.
12:55Don't get any ideas, Flea.
12:57You even look at me funny.
13:00Oh, I'll laser you enough.
13:02They will be here.
13:03You don't understand these creatures were born in the shadows,
13:06trained by a master warrior.
13:08When they attack, you will not see it coming.
13:21Double cheese was a bad idea.
13:28Hey, look.
13:30April was right.
13:31He's here.
13:32He's here.
13:33Yeah, she's a...
13:34Can't stop.
13:35She's like a genius.
13:36Can't stop.
13:37Marvin.
13:38I'm gonna die.
13:39Scratch!
13:41We've come to stop you.
13:44I've been waiting.
13:46Four hours!
13:47What took you so long?
13:49Whoa, settle down.
13:50Maybe next time don't give us an impossible riddle to solve.
13:53I literally spelled it out for you.
13:56Stop!
13:57Let her go, Scratch.
13:59Whatever your problem is with us, it's got nothing to do with her.
14:02Wait, wait.
14:03Whatever my problem is?
14:05What is that?
14:05Some kind of sick joke?
14:06What?
14:07No.
14:08We really don't know why you're doing all this.
14:10We don't even know who you are.
14:12You don't remember me?
14:13That's not possible.
14:14For years, you tormented me.
14:17I'm your arch nemesis.
14:19Uh, dude, we just met.
14:22Yeah, and if we had an arch nemesis, it'd probably be Superfly.
14:25Yeah, or that pizza place on the corner that always shorts us on pepperoni.
14:29Oh, I hate that blank.
14:31Enough!
14:32Tonight, my vengeance begins.
14:34On you?
14:36On Splinter?
14:37On the pet owners that cast me out?
14:39Uh, pet owners?
14:46You'll remember me now.
14:50Wait, don't!
15:09You're the one who wanted to stop at the gift shop.
15:15That's probably a bad thing, huh?
15:17Uh-huh.
15:35Guys!
15:36Guys!
15:37Are you okay?
15:39Yeah.
15:41Raph?
15:42Yeah, I'm fine.
15:43Where's Leo?
15:48Ah, scumbag!
15:49Ah!
15:50Ah, finally.
15:52The buffet's open, boys!
15:55Oh, what the heck, man?
16:00Are you actually trying to eat us?
16:02You know, I thought that whole vampire thing was just a shtick.
16:05That's not cool, vampire fleet.
16:11Whoa!
16:15We're not even warm-blooded!
16:16We probably taste terrible!
16:20Ah!
16:24Ah!
16:28Ah!
16:30Ah!
16:30There's more stinkpods!
16:32Big ones!
16:33They're...
16:33Ah!
16:34Johnny!
16:35Ah!
16:38Ah!
16:40Ah!
16:40Anya!
16:45Did you think you could pretend to be a hero and there wouldn't be consequences?
16:50Ah!
17:00Did you your father think he could take my eye and I wouldn't come for him?
17:11Did the family that abandoned me in that alley
17:15think that I wouldn't make them all pay?
17:25Good night, sweet Tartu.
17:32Okay, I'm here.
17:33What did I miss?
17:35Ahhhh!
17:38Sorry, mind if I borrow this?
17:40Thanks.
17:53Bruh! Mikey, we have to shut the stink pods off!
17:56Yeah, thanks for the tip, Donnie.
17:59I'm a little busy trying not to get eaten.
18:01Woo, man!
18:02Ah!
18:08Ah!
18:13Ah!
18:21Hi.
18:22Hut!
18:23Ah!
18:27Hut!
18:30Hut!
18:31what you're gonna get revenge on everybody take out dad's girlfriend hurt his kids and make all
18:37these dogs attack people you think you'll be satisfied then yes oh well we're not too different
18:45you and me i was hall monitor at my school and it just wasn't enough i wanted more so i
18:51became
18:52the night ninja and i realized what i was looking for it wasn't out there it was in here
19:01that is the dumbest thing i've ever heard are you actually comparing being a hall monitor in your
19:07school to me being abandoned by my family and having my eyes savagely scratched out by a rat
19:15i mean when you say it like that it's not i'm just look this isn't going to make you happy
19:22okay we won't know until we try will we
19:30really a laser pointer uh that's not me you think just because i'm a cat i'm gonna be distracted
19:37by
19:38yeah take that cat
19:51leo
19:53scratch take my hand i'll pull you up never you're gonna fall cats always land on there
20:03scratch
20:20we got you
20:31i got the detonator what about the fleas they took off one scratch fell dude you did it you saved
20:38the city leo you're a real superhero i couldn't have done anything without you guys
20:47i feel like we're forgetting something
20:51oh right
21:01you'll pay for this
21:03night ninja
21:07what are you doing get back up there and it's over we've waited long enough
21:13you promised us a feast and now we'll have it dusty boomer come on please i fed you for so
21:24long
21:25you can't do this no no no
21:34and here ends the tale of the night ninja a story of old wounds of revenge
21:42but mostly of heroism and my willingness to sacrifice everything for my family but surviving so that
21:50everyone can appreciate what i just did whoa what are you guys doing is that my diary what no
21:57not roth made us listen how much did you read not much i swear i mean just the part from
22:03the beginning to
22:05the end so yeah we read the entire thing
22:16so
22:23so
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