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00:01Previously on Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:03My brothers don't understand me at all.
00:06Rod's the closest thing I have to a friend, you know.
00:08When he's not trying to steal our blood,
00:10everyone wanted me to cut him loose.
00:12But then Rod's dad told us that Rod's been kidnapped.
00:14So I went full detective and questioned my one and only suspect,
00:18Rod's old boss, Bishop.
00:19And once the Mega Boy stopped trying to murder me,
00:22Bishop told me Rod had a brother and sister
00:23who might have kidnapped him too. Why?
00:26Because it turns out Rod finally got his hands
00:28on some mutant blood. Dang, that's bad.
00:42Come on!
00:43At least give me some moisturizer, you savages!
00:47I have sensitive cheeks!
00:51Ow! That's too tight!
00:53I have poor circulation!
00:55Ow! Do you even know who my dad is?
00:57He'll give you anything you want!
00:59I'm like his favorite!
01:01I'm in his top three!
01:03Wait! No!
01:04Don't leave me alone in here!
01:05What if I choke on my own spit?
01:07Who's gonna heim like me?
01:09Hey, come on!
01:11Guys?
01:13Anyone?
01:20This is still better than the last time I was kidnapped.
01:44Dude!
01:46You're leaving!
01:49People have Us as he or she...
01:51Now I have to Π ΠΎΡΡΠΈΠΈ!
01:57I can't believe Rob finally got his hands on mutant blood.
02:00I'm actually kind of proud of him.
02:02What is your deal, bro?
02:03This is bad, Mikey.
02:05Like, end of the world bad.
02:06Then it's a good thing we're on the case.
02:09Thanks to my incredible sleuthing abilities,
02:11we now know that Bishop didn't kidnap him,
02:13so bam, cross her off the list.
02:15Wait, did she really have a 100-foot-tall mechazoid?
02:19Because it kind of feels like we should go deal with that.
02:23It wasn't finished, so that's a problem for future us.
02:25But Bishop did mention Rod's brother and sister, Todd and Maude.
02:29Really? Todd, Maude, and Rod? Yikes.
02:31Yeah, good thing Dad didn't name us anything weird.
02:38According to my sources...
02:40The internet.
02:40My highly trusted confidential sources,
02:44Todd is a fitness guru slash life coach,
02:47and Maude is the CEO of something called the Null Group.
02:50Yeah, I mean, those both sound evil.
02:52So what, are we just gonna go pound these guys?
02:54No.
02:55We need to wait until night,
02:56then cloak ourselves in darkness like true ninja
02:59using the shadows as a weapon.
03:01Or we can go with my idea.
03:03This is gonna be some improv thing, isn't it?
03:06Oh boy, microscopes.
03:08I know those because I am a science nerd.
03:11Science nerd.
03:12Creating a better world.
03:15Science.
03:17Better people.
03:20Intelligence.
03:22A better life.
03:26Maude.
03:27The Null Group.
03:29Because science.
03:31Creating a better world.
03:32So, when do we get to meet Maude?
03:35Dr. Underwood is right this way.
03:37Whoa, Rod's sister is a doctor?
03:40That's amazing, what kind?
03:41She has a PhD in her father being rich.
03:52So, Maureng tells me you were interested in interning for the Null Group.
03:57That will be all, Maureng.
04:01I've heard of you, my brother's friends, the mutations.
04:04I didn't realize you were so enthusiastic about my work here.
04:09Oh, it's all me.
04:11I love science.
04:12Am I right, guys?
04:13Yeah.
04:14Mikey loves science.
04:16Tell her some science stuff, Mikey.
04:18Uh, you know, science.
04:21In a general, non-specific sort of way.
04:24Especially what you do here at the Null Group.
04:27What do you do here?
04:29As you obviously know, the Null Group is the world's premier research facility creating,
04:35uh, things, medicine, I think, science stuff that will save lives and forever change the world.
04:43That sounds good.
04:45For the people who can afford it.
04:46Oh, that's less good.
04:49Whoa, what are you doing?
04:50You shouldn't drink that.
04:51Ah, my morning coffee.
04:53My father funds my operation here, where we've made many incredible advances and many, many of, um,
05:01well, in my private lab, for instance, I've personally brewed what I believe to be the perfect cup of coffee.
05:08Yo, can I get a cup of that?
05:09I mean, because this is seriously putting me to sleep.
05:12Grazi, dude, maybe you shouldn't drink that.
05:15Ah, yikes.
05:16So, you don't even know what you do here.
05:19Yeah, bad track.
05:21Ignore him.
05:23Brothers, am I right?
05:24They're the worst.
05:25The worst?
05:26I've got some useless brothers myself.
05:29Todd is a moron, but at least he has his fitness thing.
05:32And Rod, he's just a total waste of space.
05:35It's no wonder I'm my father's favorite.
05:38I'm actually glad you turtles came.
05:40My scientists suggested we meet.
05:42They say your genetics could unlock any number of advances in their research.
05:46I mean, my research.
05:48We just need one little thing from you.
05:51Oh, really?
05:52What?
05:53Our blood, Mikey.
05:54Dude, I'm so chastened.
05:56Do you want us our blood right now?
06:01Oh, what?
06:02Finally, let's go.
06:03Ah!
06:09We need to get out of here.
06:10Raph, wait!
06:15Nice try.
06:16I don't even feel it.
06:20Raph!
06:21It's knockout gas.
06:22Everyone, hold your breath.
06:23Help!
06:25Mm-hmm!
06:26Woo!
06:38God!
06:41Ah!
06:55Oh, yeah.
07:13Oh, yeah.
07:20Oh, man.
07:22Okay.
07:30There's no way we could have seen this coming.
07:36Did we win?
07:40Guess not.
07:42Creating a better world.
07:48My leg!
07:51Guys, through here!
08:01You!
08:02Are you seriously trying to kidnap us, too?
08:05You're being very selfish.
08:07I just wanted your blood.
08:09Or your internal organs.
08:10They said that would work, too.
08:12Oh, sure.
08:13Yeah, no problem.
08:14Don't need those at all.
08:15You're supposed to be a scientist?
08:17Admit it.
08:18You kidnapped Rod.
08:20Rod?
08:20Why would someone want to kidnap him?
08:22If anyone should be kidnapped, it'd be me.
08:24I deserve to be kidnapped.
08:26I'm father's favorite.
08:27Did you even taste my coffee?
08:29Hey, that's pretty good stuff.
08:31Seriously.
08:31Well, it wasn't good enough for him!
08:33It wasn't enough!
08:34I need your blood!
08:36Ah!
08:40Yeah, we could probably go now.
08:43If she had Rod's mutant blood, she wouldn't need us.
08:47Then we can cross her off the list.
08:49Yeah, like every list.
08:51Now we should check out Todd.
08:53Seriously, dude, you are, like, really not reading the room here.
08:56Mikey, the Underwoods are dangerous.
08:58All right, we need to think this through.
08:59This is the most I've ever thought in my life.
09:02I know you guys don't like Rod, but his brother's some workout bro.
09:05How much trouble could he really be?
09:11Whoa, you guys have darks in.
09:15Todd, you do too, Mikey.
09:21That's so weird.
09:23Oh, man, we should probably, you know, be worried about this or something.
09:29Yeah, I'm gonna sit down.
09:33Oh, you're funny.
09:35You're the one.
09:40This is torture!
09:42You're starving me!
09:43I haven't eaten in days!
09:45You have to feed me, bros!
09:47Haven't you ever even done this before?
09:49I'm wasting away down here!
09:58Dude!
09:59That looks really dry.
10:00You ain't got any sriracha or something, do you?
10:03Ugh!
10:04This is so flavorless!
10:06It's torture!
10:07What?
10:08Wait!
10:08I wasn't done!
10:09Also, I need to touch my food.
10:11It's part of the tactile sensation.
10:13That's why fried chicken is so delicious.
10:14It's the touch.
10:15It's like, it engages all the senses.
10:18Come on, man!
10:19Just untie me a little.
10:23Oh!
10:26Oh!
10:34Ah!
10:36Hey!
10:38Can I get another sandwich?
10:40This one touched the floor, man!
10:45Oh!
10:54Oh!
10:55Oh, yeah.
11:01Forget about it.
11:02I'll eat any kind of bugger.
11:04Cause I'm cheesy going.
11:06Oh!
11:08Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:09Look at that, Mikey!
11:19Yeah!
11:20I told you that bit killed!
11:30Not great.
11:31Aren't you supposed to be the funny one?
11:44Ah!
11:46Ah!
11:46Ah!
11:47Don't drink me!
11:48Whoa.
11:49What happened?
11:50We just got kidnapped, genius.
11:53Well, it's the nicest kidnapping ever.
11:55There's pillows and everything.
11:57Let's go, Mikey.
11:59We could be attacked at any moment.
12:01We have to be ready for anything.
12:05Ah!
12:18Never mind.
12:19I was not ready for that.
12:22Woo.
12:22This is super creepy.
12:26Guys, look.
12:28Fellas!
12:29Over here, fellas!
12:30Leatherhead?
12:32Leatherhead, what are you doing here?
12:34Who are these people?
12:35They're a proper mutant fan club, aren't they?
12:38They love mutants.
12:39They brought me here and they just keep feeding me.
12:42And rubbing me with oil for some reason.
12:44Anything I want.
12:45Book it.
12:46That guy's for me.
12:49Sick.
12:50Never had a zebra before and I'm quite excited to try it.
12:54Wait.
12:54Were you, Kim, up too?
12:55Me?
12:56Crikey.
12:56No.
12:57Met these lads at the zoo.
12:58I like to go there to smell the animals.
13:00No rallies, of course.
13:01But exactly who are these guys?
13:04Turtles!
13:05You're awake.
13:06All right, all right, all right.
13:08What is up?
13:09You're inside Underwood.
13:11The one and only bro-chacho.
13:14He's like a swole rod.
13:16Hang on.
13:17Did you kidnap us?
13:19Ah, that's harsh, bro.
13:21I wanted to meet you, so we just did a little big bang boom.
13:24So you did kidnap us.
13:27Tomato, tomato.
13:28Come on, I'll show you around.
13:38The gym is right over there in case you want to get your sweat on.
13:41There's a trampoline.
13:43We got a climbing wall.
13:44So good for your core.
13:48Yeah, um, why is everyone wearing animal masks?
13:51Me and my friends here, we're in touch with our animal selves.
13:56My dad always taught me this world is eat or be eaten.
13:59Me, I'm an eater.
14:01That's why I'm dad's favorite.
14:02Also why I started a gym.
14:04Because you're an eater.
14:06Oh, this guy gets it.
14:08Dude, we might be soul mangs.
14:10Heck yeah.
14:10I mean, I like to work out.
14:12I like to eat.
14:13And how do we both end up with super lame siblings?
14:15I mean, it baffles me.
14:16Speaking of siblings, did you kidnap Rod?
14:19Mikey!
14:20What?
14:20Come on, he seems like a kidnapper.
14:22I mean, he kind of did kidnap us.
14:25Yeah, Rod eats a lot, but he's not an eater.
14:29He's an eat-ee.
14:31You know, he's the one that gets eaten.
14:33Like, he's the food.
14:38So, yes?
14:39Nah, bro.
14:41Rod's worthless.
14:42I mean, that's what dad always said.
14:43The only alpha thing he ever did was hang out with you guys.
14:47I mean, come on.
14:48Who wouldn't?
14:49We are pretty cool.
14:50Mutants are the coolest.
14:52We all want to be like you.
14:53You're fearsome.
14:55You're nature, not nurture.
14:56We're gonna feast tonight in your honor.
15:00Yeah, sure.
15:01Rod's family is so weird.
15:03You know, I'm actually starting to feel bad for the guy.
15:06They are all idiots.
15:08I'm thinking about trying out the trampoline.
15:11If we alternate jumps, we could get sick air.
15:13Woo-hoo!
15:21Are you serious, Mikey?
15:23What are we even doing here?
15:24To be honest, I've always wanted to try a trampoline.
15:28Uh, yeah, because it's awesome.
15:29You guys are hogging it!
15:31Yeah!
15:32Woo-hoo!
15:33Ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:35Uh...
15:36Guys?
15:38Ha-ha-ha!
15:39All right!
15:41What are they gonna...
15:42That's kind of...
15:45Ha-ha-ha!
15:45It sorta looks like...
15:48I think they're gonna eat Leatherhead!
15:51So...
15:52We should...
15:53Stop jumping?
15:54Woo!
16:02Ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:08You know what we want.
16:11You know what we want.
16:11Well then you trust me, Mickey.
16:13Find whatever, just get me the plug.
16:16I'll pay what you're asking.
16:18No way!
16:20No!
16:21Way!
16:24Uh!
16:30Uh!
16:33Uh!
16:36Uh!
16:38Ah!
16:38Ah!
16:40My eyes!
16:41Ah!
16:43You hobo ready?
16:45Get out of the way!
16:46You moron!
16:54Ah!
16:56Um...
16:56Leatherhead?
16:57Mikey!
16:58Donnie!
16:59You really need to get on this amazing lotion.
17:01You're both looking a bit dry, from being honest.
17:04Uh...
17:04Sure!
17:05Hey, uh...
17:06Do you think we could talk to you for a second?
17:09Uh...
17:09Alone, maybe?
17:10Sure!
17:11Give us a quick sec, would you fellas?
17:13There you go, these fellas are the best.
17:15They seriously love mutants.
17:17Listen, we have to get out of here.
17:19This is not a mutant fan club.
17:21Well, of course it is!
17:23What else would it be?
17:24We think these guys wanna...
17:26eat us.
17:27Oh, are you having a laugh?
17:28That's absurd.
17:29That's not body lotion, Leatherhead.
17:31It's cooking oil.
17:32They're literally seasoning you with herbs and spices.
17:35Those are flowers.
17:37It's parsley.
17:38We have to go.
17:39You're being ridiculous.
17:40No one wants to eat me.
17:41They brought me a zebra.
17:43I'm not leaving without my zebra.
17:46Shit!
17:50We can bring the zebra with us, but we have to go.
17:53Whoa!
17:53Oh, crikey!
17:59Tonight, we feast!
18:01Unmuted!
18:03Okay, fine.
18:04Ross' family is messed up.
18:06There, I said it.
18:07Happy now?
18:08I am.
18:09Because I'm about to kick some...
18:17Leatherhead!
18:25Watch out!
18:28I think those are tranquilizer darts.
18:40Uh, guys...
18:43Oh, man.
18:45Wait, where's Todd?
18:47Come on, Ninja.
18:48Let's do this, bruh.
18:50Why are you doing this?
18:51I guarantee we taste terrible.
18:54Yeah, that's why we season you.
18:56I mean, I guess that makes sense.
18:59But why mutants?
19:00Yeah?
19:01Have you considered pizza?
19:04Ha-ha!
19:05Why are you so limber?
19:07Ugh!
19:10Ugh!
19:12Ugh!
19:13Ugh!
19:13When I eat the alligator, or crocodile, or whatever that thing is, I'll transform into a
19:18mutant, just like it.
19:19Then Dad will see that I'm good enough.
19:22You all have serious father issues.
19:24Ugh!
19:25Wait.
19:26If you're trying to eat mutants to turn into a mutant, that means you probably didn't kidnap
19:30Rod to get his mutant blood.
19:31Kidnap Rod?
19:33Why would I kidnap that loser?
19:35I got you!
19:43What's the plan?
19:44Todd didn't kidnap Rod.
19:45We should probably just leave.
19:47Not.
19:48Without.
19:50My zebra.
19:53Oh, we're all getting out of here.
20:08No!
20:09Cut back!
20:10That's my dad's van!
20:13No!
20:13Cut back!
20:14That's my dad's van!
20:20You are a king.
20:27Well, that was a complete disaster.
20:31Rod's mutant blood is still out there.
20:32And now we have two more people that are trying to kidnap us.
20:35You know, I actually thought Todd was pretty cool until he tried to eat us.
20:39And he had that sweet trampoline.
20:41Bishop?
20:41Mott?
20:42Todd?
20:43None of them other kidnappers.
20:45There's something I'm missing.
20:46You're missing everything, Mikey.
20:48I mean, no offense, but you're kind of terrible at this.
20:51I honestly thought solving crimes would be a lot easier.
20:54Like what?
20:55You thought the kidnapper would just call us?
20:58If that's the kidnapper, I'm going to be so annoyed.
21:01It's Rod!
21:02Wait, that's actually worse.
21:03Wait, that's actually worse.
21:06Guys!
21:07I got kidnapped!
21:08Yeah, we know.
21:09We've been trying to rescue you.
21:11Really?
21:12Aw, man.
21:13Thanks.
21:13But I rescued myself!
21:15I was like, hi-yah!
21:16Kung-fu ninja moves that kick major butt!
21:19Uh-huh.
21:20Yeah.
21:20Sure you did, Rod.
21:21So who took you?
21:22I heard him.
21:23He was talking to them.
21:24The people who took me.
21:25I recognized his voice.
21:29He was my dad!
21:31Did not see that coming.
21:40I said no interruptions!
21:43You?
21:44What do you want?
21:47I got something.
21:49It's a mutant scale from the alligator.
21:53I thought she was a crocodile.
21:55Can't you use your fancy nerd stuff to get some blood or something from it?
22:01Of course!
22:02Of course!
22:05Uh...
22:07I can!
22:08Of course!
22:09I can!
22:10Of course!
22:10We're going to make a mutant.
22:12And then father will see.
22:36We have forbidden hope!
22:38It's the El rΓ©p'd.
22:42Of course!
22:45No!
22:46Time to come out.
22:47It shall try and see!
22:48Always!
22:49No, truly!
22:49You
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