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00:01Previously on Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:04My brothers don't understand me at all.
00:06That I am destined to become a hero.
00:08They were all like, no, Leo, you're lame. Dad'll get mad.
00:11And so the Night Ninja was born,
00:13a crime-fighting vigilante with a very well-hidden identity.
00:16April and my brothers figured it out immediately.
00:17So we suited up to fight crime together.
00:20Then came LaFleur, a dognapper slash weapon smuggler.
00:24But everything went bad. I mean, people got hurt.
00:26We did save a bunch of dogs.
00:27My superhero days are over.
00:30Right?
00:38Just give me a minute. Daddy's texting.
00:47Ah, good dogs. Who's a good doggie?
01:06What are you guys doing?
01:11Where did you get that...
01:19What the heck?
01:20Waffles? Porkchop? What are you...
01:24Ahhhhhhh!
02:23You
02:32I
02:32Sister Martha I'm in the pizza business. What do you take get out of here you rat I?
02:43Mean it's really for the best right hanging up our night ninja costumes for good
02:49It's the right decision why because you said that place on fire or is it because vigilantes are technically
02:55Illegal and dad was eventually gonna find out you all agreed to it. What I like costumes. It wasn't my
03:01idea
03:01I got pressured into it. That's what I tell the cops. I like beating people up
03:05I mean that part is pretty awesome Raph
03:07We talked about not enjoying violence and that chicken is for everyone
03:11Why I mean they were criminals you said I'm allowed to think it's awesome if they were criminals
03:17We did good
03:18We helped people we saved some dogs from those florists, which was kind of weird really like somehow that was
03:24our big case
03:25But we were the heroes the city needed in their time of
03:29need
03:31It'll be good to get back to our real lives
03:33back to being normal
03:37Nobody's are you serious with this? You're a mutant turtle famous ninja no more. Where did you hide your costumes
03:43the dirty laundry trash?
03:45Guys you have to see this
03:48Hey, do people ever say anything when you drag open a manhole cover and broad daylight, you know and just
03:53climb out into the sewer
03:54Yeah, like don't do that teenager. It's incredibly dangerous
03:57Maybe they think she dropped something down a storm drain and it's just a real go-getter. She's got moxie
04:03Why are we still talking just watch
04:05This just in an anonymous video that appears to be a bizarre threat to the city such a hack. I
04:11could do this way
04:11Shh warning some viewers may find this footage
04:15disturbing and sort of adorable
04:19For too long I've watched you all living in this festering cesspool. You call a city you and your dogs
04:28Uh-oh
04:29Yep, these vile animals are a menace. I've tried to show you to save you
04:35Yet you remain blind to it. Now your so-called heroes seek to stand in my way
04:44Is he talking about who I think he's talking about?
04:47So, I will reveal the true nature of man's best friend.
04:53Buckles? Porkchop? What are you...
04:59Mad dogs! Oh, you're so cute, I can't stay mad at you!
05:03Aw, they are adorable.
05:06Unless the night ninjas turn themselves over to me,
05:09more attacks will happen with bigger dogs.
05:13My name is Scratch, and this is only the beginning.
05:18There you have it.
05:19A confusing ultimatum from the masked madman known only as...
05:24Scratch.
05:26This is because of the dog napping ring!
05:28What? No, no. LeFleur was smuggling weapons.
05:31It wasn't about the dogs.
05:32So what? He's gonna make them attack their owners?
05:35How does that even work?
05:37Pheromones, probably.
05:38What?
05:39You know, dogs smell them, and it makes them go crazy.
05:43Leo, are you okay? Talk to me.
05:44This is... This is...
05:48Awesome!
05:49Oh!
05:50We have an actual supervillain threatening us!
05:52Of course, that's what you take away from all this.
05:54What are we gonna do? I... I have to turn myself over to Scratch.
05:58Okay, one, that's a terrible idea.
06:00And two, how would you even do that? He didn't say where he was.
06:03And three, if you do, Dad is definitely gonna find out what we've been doing.
06:07Yeah, and as far as threats go, dogs going all Cujo isn't exactly the worst thing ever.
06:12Did you even read Cujo?
06:13Wait, it's a book?
06:14Everyone who thinks we should just ignore this and pretend like none of it ever happened, raise your hand.
06:22For real, Leo, let the police handle this guy.
06:25Yeah.
06:31Are Dad and Scumbug still fighting?
06:34Aha! So awkward. I wish they'd just make up already. He should get her flowers. Bugs like flowers.
06:40They're right. We made such a mess of things with LeFleur. We should just...
06:44We need to take Scratch down.
06:46Uh, what?
06:47That guy in the video with the dogs. I read about the attack. He's in the hospital. We can go
06:51question him.
06:52Find out what really happened, then you and me will track down Scratch and blow this whole story wide open.
06:59Are you back on the coffee?
07:01Yes, who cares? Are you with me? Night Ninja.
07:19Don't be scared, mister...
07:21Commode. Jake Commode.
07:24Wait, really? Really? That's your name?
07:26Who are you? What's all that about?
07:29It's my costume. I mean, my superhero uniform.
07:33Your injuries. Your dogs did all that when they, you know, mauled you?
07:38This? No. I mean, they tried to bite me. They're little. This was allergies.
07:45Allergies? To what?
07:47Please. I've never had a reaction like this, though.
07:50Must have been hard, you know, growing up with that kind of name.
07:53Night Ninja. Focus.
07:55Right. Sorry. Is there anything you can tell us about the night it happened? Did you see anything strange?
08:01I don't remember. There was a guy, maybe two guys. They were wearing black trench coats.
08:06But the video's all over the internet.
08:09Bad dogs!
08:10Oh, you're so cute. I can't stay mad at you.
08:12Oh, they are pretty cute. I like the one with the tongue all out. It looks kind of...
08:16Oh! Leo! Look!
08:21That must be the guy Commode saw.
08:23Look at the van!
08:24The Flower Society? La Fleur?
08:27Look at the moon.
08:27It's all connected.
08:39You have a ring on the other day.
08:47You have a ring on the other day.
08:47You can have a ring on the other side.
08:48You just have a ring on the other side.
08:50The Fire is so cute.
08:50But the fire is so cute.
08:54This is so cute.
08:59Oh, my God.
09:33what the actual heck i don't understand why she's not in jail we left the police a message about her
09:39to be fair it was kind of a crazy message we accused a group of florists of burning down a
09:44dog hotel with a laser what's she doing now just standing there we spent all night searching
09:49greenhouses trying to find this lady now she's just wait who is that well that's him it's the guy
09:56from the commode video you gotta let that guy's name go it's it's getting old even for me just say
10:08hey little doggies
10:18we can do this the easy way
10:23what the heck are you supposed to be night ninja
10:30wait you know who i am cool so are you some kind of bug like a grasshopper or
11:01who are you why are you doing this and what do you have against
11:13uh are you uh are you biting me is this your skin because usually there's blood
11:29leo are you okay oh no what is that
11:37he's running away
11:40no wait he's jumping i think he's a mutant grasshopper
11:44maybe a mutant vampire cricket man i really need a night ninja mobile or a ninja cycle
11:51no a night cycle yeah are we done because he's gone like long gone
11:57ah none of this makes any sense florists with lasers mutant bugs attacking dogs i mean
12:04why would scratch go to all this trouble for what
12:07when you say it out loud like that obviously it sounds dumb
12:10what does any of it have to do with us
12:15oh boy what
12:17this message is directed to my lifelong arch enemies the night ninjas i warned you i gave you a chance
12:24to turn yourselves over to me and no one would be hurt
12:28arch enemies dude he just called us his arch enemies
12:30we get it just settle down but now all the pain that's about to come down on this city
12:36it's on your heads
12:38just let the police handle it leo
12:40someone said that i can't quite remember who
12:43he's got some kind of mutant flea working for him donnie
12:46yeah but you didn't know that when i said that was not okay just listen
12:50there's something super weird about all of this
12:53you want to play games with me then let us play a game
12:56oh heck yeah he's about to go full rindler on us
13:00everyone step back i am amazing at puzzles
13:04this better not be dog related
13:07now the object of my wrath will be either the dog robot
13:11your dog kennel or the wiggly butt pet store
13:14huh knew it
13:15but which one
13:16stop me if you can
13:18night ninjas
13:21whoa
13:23that
13:24that's not even a riddle
13:26he just told us where we had to go
13:27i'm starting to think scratch isn't very good at this
13:31this is it
13:32you have to warn people before you do that
13:34we'll split up
13:35three teams
13:35me and april obviously we'll take the dogger man
13:37mikey and donnie take the kettle
13:39raf
13:39nope not happening
13:41somebody switch at me
13:41i'm not taking the butt store
13:45you guys are the worst
13:59yeah organic is really just a marketing thing
14:03it's all made of the same
14:14aww who's been a good boy
14:16who wants a treat
14:25oh you're gonna smell so good
14:29leo the door was right there
14:32yeah no i'm pretty sure there's not a mutant vampire flea here
14:35no i won't look again
14:37what yeah yeah we went through the window
14:41maybe we should get a dog
14:43yeah i asked him
14:44and he said no he hasn't seen a mutant vampire what more do you want
14:48okay this whole thing is a wild goose chase
14:50we also owe these guys a new window
14:55nothing at either place
14:56i don't understand
14:57there's something we're not seeing
14:59like why would he tell us it was one of three places
15:02if it wasn't any of them
15:04because he wanted us far away from the real target
15:07oh no
15:13yup
15:15yup
15:38No!
15:40No!
15:42No!
16:10We'll start!
16:12Oh, I knew I should've charged this thing up.
16:14The arena's all the way on the other side of town.
16:17What are we gonna do?
16:20The night cycle.
16:22Sir, I need to borrow your incredibly cool cycle.
16:25It's an emergency.
16:27Yeah, no.
16:28You have any idea how much this thing costs?
16:30Oh, come on! People are in danger.
16:33And I care because why?
16:34Dogs, too!
16:35I have to get...
16:36Wait.
16:36Did you say dogs were in danger?
16:41Okay, I know it's kind of against the point,
16:44but maybe you could slow down?
16:57Nope, don't do it. Go around.
16:59Go around!
17:00No time!
17:11Donny just texted. They're on their way.
17:14Maybe we should wait?
17:16We can't.
17:17Scratch's fleece could be setting off a massive stink pod right now,
17:20turning thousands of dogs into mauling machines.
17:22I still don't see what he gets out of all this.
17:24Like, yeah, he doesn't like dogs, sure.
17:26But it doesn't totally make sense that he...
17:28Well, we gotta stop him either way.
17:30Let's get in...
17:31Uhhh!
17:36Hmm...
17:36Okay, we are never going to find them in...
17:39There!
17:40How did you do that?
17:41They've got the thing.
17:42They're gonna do the thing with the thing.
17:44I just don't know what to call it.
17:45Like, is it like a stink balloon?
17:47Stink pop-its?
17:49Well, whatever it is, we have to stop it.
17:51I'll distract the fleas, you disable the stink thing, okay?
17:55There's four of them, and only one of you.
17:58That's what a hero does.
18:00And hopefully my brothers get here really quick.
18:06Just honk!
18:07Only an idiot honks in a...
18:10What?
18:10Come on!
18:11Come on!
18:20Are we sure the Night Ninjas aren't going to show up?
18:23Doesn't matter.
18:24Scratch has everything planned out.
18:28We still get to eat the dogs when it's done right.
18:30He promised us.
18:33I can promise you...
18:36Vengeance!
18:38That doesn't make any sense.
18:40If you're promising us vengeance, that means we'll get vengeance.
18:44Like, on our enemies, you're actually helping us in this scenario.
18:49That's...
18:49That's not...
18:50Forget about the vengeance stuff.
18:52I'm here to stop you.
18:54And if you want to stop me from stopping you, you'll have to catch me.
18:58Okay.
18:59Dusty.
19:00Boomer.
19:01Frankie.
19:01Bleed him dry.
19:03I've got business with the boss.
19:11How to disable stink explosive tutorial.
19:28Huh?
19:30What the?
19:34Huh?
19:35What the?
19:48Oh, boy.
20:07Get off! Stop biting me!
20:17Here!
20:21It's over, Night Ninja.
20:24Why is Scratch doing this? Why does he ate dogs so much?
20:28Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you seriously not know?
20:31Know what?
20:32All of this, it's just a game.
20:36We thought you were playing along.
20:39It was never about dogs.
20:42What does a cat hate more than dogs?
20:47I have no idea what you're talking about.
20:50Want to know what I do know?
20:51My team finally showed up.
20:55Yeah, sorry. New York traffic.
21:10I can't believe you started without us, Night Ninja.
21:15Yeah, you can't hog all the awesomeness like that.
21:18We're a team, right?
21:21We could finish it together.
21:23Let's see how you like a fair fight, please.
21:27Yeah, maybe later.
21:29Did they really just run away?
21:31Huh, I thought Vampire Mutant Fleece would be a lot cooler.
21:33Guys, thank you. You saved my...
21:36Oh, April! Wait, she's trying to disable the stink pod. We have to...
21:39Oh, all good. I'm fine.
21:40Wait, you actually knew how to disable it?
21:42I crowdsourced a problem. Yeah, turns out it had an off switch.
21:46We did it! We saved the day.
21:49Heck yeah!
21:50Something's seriously wrong here.
21:52It's almost like they didn't even care about this.
21:55What does a cat hate more than dogs?
21:58Ooh, water!
21:59A rat. He's not after dogs.
22:02He's not even after us.
22:07Scratch is going after Dad.
22:15Yeah!
22:40Big Flames.
22:42How about you, Rob?
22:43How about you, Rob Bell and Don?
22:44Okay, let's go.
22:44You're welcome.
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